Akko has a butt.
Posting a rare Lotte. Do not save without permission.
I want to bury my face in it and sniff.
But I'm not a cute anime girl.
Neither is Akko
Please do not project degenerate thoughts to my wife
i'm sorry, i just couldn't resist the shitpost
No it's not. There's nothing wrong with licking butts assuming that said butt is clean.
I will do everything in my power to prevent this
will akko and diana perform luna lana together?
Akko is a
kinky masochist, and everybody knows it.
The moral is if you bully cute Japanese girls you should kill yourself
>Last thing i saw before attending Uni after almost two years of being NEET
I stayed up till 6am but god damn it was worth it.
I wish real school was this fun
Convince her that the poisonous mushroom in your pants secretes a sticky white poison.
I don't think she's that naive, Anon. It could work on Akko, but not on Sucy.
I was thinking that maybe I could offer her my help in collecting various rare poisons, then slowly get closer to her and after a while, if I don't die in the meantime, ask her out.
nah she will just turn you into a lab rab
at least convince her to give you a strong "kinky" potions for testing
then rape her in the progress while pretending you lost you mind
Sucy a smart, she won't fall for your silly ploy.
Just offer her your body for experiments
I'm slowly turning into a Dianafag. Send help.
Maybe go to her mother and ask her if you can marry her daughter.
How old is she anyway? She comes off as older than Akko
She doesn't only have a butt. She also has the dullest franchise in the history of anime franchises where each episode following the girl witch and her pals from Luna Nova as they fight assorted magical creatures has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the forced animation, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of talent, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Trigger vetoed the idea of Kobayashi directing the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for figmas. The LWA series might be anti-Kill la Kill (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Tweeny Witches series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the OVAs were good though
The writing is dreadful; the films were terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time Akko found herself in a pinch, the author made her overcome it by "believing in herself."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that solution was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Yoshinari's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of directing. Later I read a lavish, loving comment of LWA by the same Hayo Miyazaki. He said something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching LWA at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch my Kiki's Delivery Service." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "LWA" you are, in fact, trained to watch Miyazaki.
Episode 3: Broom race episode (Masayuki storyboard)
Episode 4: Lotte episode about NightFall, a vampire romantic written by a vampire that has been running for over 250 years (Tsurumaki storyboard)
Episode 5: subject unknown but the foreshadowing vision shows a weird tablet with a hand on it and perhaps Andrew (Imaishi storyboard)
My chest tightens when I see her. She makes me want to try my best.
I want to make her my wife.
I know another girl who has a butt!
Nah, she's into potions and alchemy, but she's not cruel or evil.
Why? She has Akko, she doesn't need my body.
I'm afraid her mother is the type to happily agree and then serve a poisoned tea.
She's a good girl at heart, she just doesn't know how to express it.
she was a huge self enlist bitch this time
>hurr durr I know this special snow flake magic
>hurr durr I will do it by myself not telling the teachers because??????
>oh look sth stuck on the roots, must be parasite die die die die die
Akko and Diana were toned down a lot from the OVAs. Akko is way less pushy and Diana way less bitchy. Then again, Diana was only bitchy in the first OVA. She was 100% tsundere in the second.
I think I can explain why Akko is in the same year as Diana, Sucy and Lotte.
The Japanese school year end in March, while the British school year ends in July.
However, the British have their Easter Break starting March.
So I think Akko transferred to Luna Nova during their Easter Break, so she is in the same year as Lotte, Sucy and Diana.
This would explain why all the other students know each other and why she was put in the same year with them.
I'am so glad they didn't fucked Diana's character. She is still the same as in the movies and NOT A BULLY in any single way. She even took out the plant in Akko's head and help her cast the magic spell. TRULY BEST GIRL
I hate to agree with you.
She knows she has high standards to live up to and knows she can't do anything about people fellating her left and right.
She's obviously going to be a bit too sure of herself, being a teen and with the huge circlejerk around her, example being the tree incident. But it's pretty obvious she learnt her lesson with both the 'parasites' and not listening to other people, even if they've proved themselves to be even more full of themselves and not knowledgeable in the past. She didn't go around claiming credit or didn't stay around but excused herself to go reflect on what happened.
Little girl tries to get into witch academy.
Tries to climb up the portal and falls. Sad!
Many such cases.
100% sure Diana has this card and it's going to be plot relevant.
it was ancient knowledge - the tree looks dying and gave birth to a bunch of fairies, even the teachers have to search in a bunch of books
however thanks to Akko but only recognized the fairies as it written on the card
And Diana was such a stuck up bitch hurr durr I know it all must be parasite
She was technically correct. They were parasites and the tree was obviously at risk of dying. She just didn't know the severity or lack of in the situation and made a judgement call.
We don't know what Ursula-sensei would have done, if anything, to remedy the situation once she was sure what was the issue, so we won't know what was the right thing to do.
>Diana will never be your wife and whip you into shape with her harsh love
Akko was already a perfect lead heroine, not that /a/ casuals noticed that fact. A series like this wouldn't with everyone's favorite gimmicky girl Sucy for example.
And Diana is obviously redeemable.
Diana probably has the super rare card, doesnt she?
This is the most powerful witch in the world
I wish I could be a lewd little witch and use my magic to summon beasts with animal cocks and do other degenerate things.
this is the most attractive witch in the world
Is this what /a/ really wants?
Does no one care about magic anymore?
I want to wrap my hand around Lotte's little butt, gently lift her up, and slowly and carefully penetrate her. As she's shaking from all the impact that's happening to her cute little body, I'd embrace her with my right arm, and assure her that she's beautiful, and the cutest girl I've seen, and tell her I love her. She'd look at me with puppy eyes, then pull her body closer to me, letting me enter her even deeper, then she's lock her legs around me, and we'd proceed to make a love most satisfying. As I'd inject my children directly into her little, but steady womb, there would be no doubt that we are going to have some babies soon.
You're just inflating your numbers, r-right?
Why? I'm just being genuine.
Nice meme, she's more feminine than your waifu.
I don't know if she's the most powerful, but she's one of the wittiest for sure.
If Sucy dueled Diana I'm pretty sure Sucy would win, but not because of superior technique, but because of her cleverness.
Anyway, I want to help Sucy become the best poison expert in the world.
Try and show a single instance of Diana acting in ill will towards Akko.
I'm not the one desperately trying to force boy status onto a small and cute girl with a clearly female build.
That's what made her so great in this episode in my opinion. She didn't even berate her for liking chariot, just stated the facts.
She might end up best girl if they keep her like this.
Pick one. Imagine all this sexual frustration built up in her. Days and weeks of her observing Akko and not being able to understand why she feels so annoyed by her, but at the same time there is feeling of endearment. Then, accidentally, she founds yuri manga in Magic Library and everything becomes clear. She would literally rape Akko the same night.
Akko is too dumb to understand anything.
Posting again for people who missed it.
Not much of a chance.
I'll be honest, I wouldn't interact with her, let alone trying to be friends with someone as wicked.
Hell, I'd do everything in my power to get her kicked from the school, she is a real danger to girls.
I want to bite Lotte's neck! Lotte is pure!
How passionately would Diana eat Akko's butthole?
Will Akko win?
How would Diana react if she lost?
I for one appreciate how this show is blatantly encouraging my fart fetishism
>people on /a/ are more inclined to think about farts than mouth movements when they hear about "blowing"
>I'm a total bitch to everyone but I'm good at heart, I swear!
The worst kind of tsundere. All bitchiness, no dere.
Truly worst girl. Even this poll >>152313590
Lottefags, what do you think of this one?
When she tried to but everyone is convinced that Diana is Witch Jesus and wouldn't listen to her, and this is the first time someone was better than her so she doesn't know how to process it anyways so she just left
It's actually because she is a Finn. Our magic tradition has a lot to do with singing and asking magical "folk" to do your bidding. The only thing that's missing is the shamanism / mushroom induced trances because they already used that with Sucy.
What do you think of this?
Pepper & Carrotrip-off.
More seriously, has anyone attempted to decipher these literal moonrunes already? Could they be based on braille except that the pins have 3 states instead of 2?
They just don't understand her. She's a good girl but nobody want's to listen to her, they just want to keep sucking her dick
pfft fuck of, there are like 4 of you keep meme posting about her
the reason is the sudden rise of Diana meme posting. Look at the thread after air time, everybody hating her
I guess it was the murrican, only they can have such shit taste and shitpost at this time of the day
>We don't know what Ursula-sensei would have done, if anything, to remedy the situation once she was sure what was the issue, so we won't know what was the right thing to do.
Ursula said it was a temporary situation. The bugs weren't gonna kill the tree, and they would hatch on their own soon.
How bad is Akko's English?
>a direct accurate translation
I doubt it, this could be a machine translation from Japanese to English for all we know. I quickly tried to use the number of letters from each word from the subs' translation as a pattern to match what's on the board but it doesn't seem to fit.
There's 1296 (6^4) possible runes, I'll try to see how "spread" the different letters are in that range which might give us a clue.
Low class plebeians are a foolish bunch
>a believing heart is your magic
i don't get it
Diana and that Thomas boy fit together surprisingly well. Hope he shows up soon.
Even though she seemed to recover pretty quickly (kinda like in the original one-shot when she gets shocked by the mandarake but endures it, and says "if that was anyone but me, I'd have died!"), I'd think she'd surely better go see the school nurse after that - at which point wouldn't she be forced to out Diana as the person who blasted her?
>tfw took almost an hour to watch because I'm capping faces at the same time
It's not that Akko was "better" than her at magic or knowledge or something, it's that she would put her life on the line to defend what she believes in. Diana's logic was 100%, and it was the Headmistress who said the tree was almost at the end of its life anyway.
Now post them.
I can rewatch it anytime. I just want to get the caps done first
>saving with filenames
>doesnt have 4chanX
Diana doesn't get it either but she will soon.
Quite the assumption there
I tag everything but use 4chanX to randomize filenames when posted
So I can impersonate as a mobileposter, or avoid getting ID'd
Why didn't Diane clear up the misunderstanding? RUDE.
She's not a filthy communist.
She serves the queen
I'm now 99% sure that this is an actual font that translates to actual (latin?) characters.
On mobile? You switch it off and on then you get a new IP
This is why mobileposting can be cancer
These aren't a boy's lips.
These are the lips of a hot witchbitch who was born to suck cocks for a living.
Diana will have a sad backstory. I can feel it in my bones.
why is diana flipping her skirt like that
is she a slut
Guys, we need to agree all girls are best.
Diana has the prettiest face
Akko makes the best faces
Lotte is the cutest
Sucy is the comfiest
Amanda is the most sexy
Constanze is the most huggable
Ursula is the sweetest
Jasminka is fat
>why would anyone want to look like a mobile poster?
It can derail threads
>Diana will have a sad backstory.
Stupid sexy kibou chouchou. I want one.
I'm glad akko got to show that bitch diana that her staff was real.
Diana's a good girl inside though
why isn't he a bit closer to diana
it's like he doesn't want to feel her butt
yeah what a fucking hack
didnt even want to learn magic seriously, or practicing it, only want the fancy shit
so now she have to grab a bunch of cheat items to compete with real talented hardworking people
What's up with Akko's unladylike sitting?
She did this in one of the OVAs too.
Looks like Diana can't think straight when under stress
I wonder why
what a beta faggot
just look at akko
I find it funny that the objective worst witches on that list are mid tier in votes. Hannah, and Barbara are literally the worst hanger on-cunts in the series. They leech off another more popular student with no distinctive traits to tell them apart. If they were twins, then it be a different story.
I just dump everything with the default filename into one giant folder.
I've resorted to memorizing the pictures folder.