You're under arrest

being too cute

Loving my seiyuufu
Wanting a harem of seiyuu

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Not doing my homework

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>>152248658

Raping OP.

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Is incest a crime?

>>152248470
handholding with my waifu in public while on a date

>>152248470
Violently raping OP in my rape dungeon for 15 years.

>>152249095
No

>>152249100
Someone lock this fucking moster, holy shit.

I'm literally shaking.

Polygamy.
I have a new waifu every season.

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>>152248470
n-nothing
*ding*
O-okay m-may be something.

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>>152248470
Being too cute.

>>152248470
minor thefts probably

>>152248470
I want to ask her out on a date

Having a slutty pig whore for a hand. Do you know how many hands this hand has held?

I tried to murder a dude in uni. Everyone was drunk and no one realized I meant to kill him when I drove at him.

He had shit taste in animu and I regret nothing.

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>>152248470
torrenting and problematic thoughts.

>>152249458
Why would you lewd a doll of all things?

>>152248470
Torrenting tons of anime over my university internet instead of studying.

>>152248470
Holding hands without consent

>>152251365
Oh man, you must've missed /a/'s Rozen Maiden phase.

>>152248470
I'm a perverted masochist who needs to be punished.

>>152251542
Stop posting, Darkness

I'm a Beater.

>>152251595
Make me!

>>152251375

Well, I actually bought anime.

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>>152251647

I'm CIA

>>152248470
Having good t/a/ste.

>>152248470

Everything

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>>152251654
Lalatina

Faggotry.

>>152251654
I'd make Lalatina do all kinds of things.

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>>152248470
Hate speech on anonymous imageboards. I regret nothing.

>>152248470
I didn't know we were only supposed to look at the loli.

>>152252051
What an original post anon

>>152248861
you deserve the death sentence.

>>152248470
Fapping to my waifu
I have no regrets

For luring anons into my windowless white van under the guise that they would be receiving free beer and old rock CDs

>>152248470
I smuggled pirate videogames once

I like to post lewds of my waifu on imageboards and see other people masturbate to her.

>>152249095
Genetically, yes

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please forgive me

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>>152248470

I fapped to a hmango of two shotas sucking and fucking each other in the shower after swimming class some days ago.

I still feel dirty.

>>152252648
What the fuck is wrong with you? I've never felt guilty after a fap.

>>152252709
I feel guilty after pretty much every fap, even when it's vanilla.

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>>152248470
I died

Posting here. With my mobile phone.

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I'm not sure. They just pulled me over for no reason.

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I fapped to rape doujins of my wife

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>>152253466

You deserve it. I can't even bear to look at any porn of my waifu period and you went and fapped to that shit.

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I held hands in a public space while on holiday is Saudi Arabia. Currently in a non extraditionary nation.

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>>152248470
Loving cosplay above all.

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>>152253721
Beheading squad on the way, inshillah

I smoke pot a lot and wanna bang funny valentine, which in 1890 would've got me killed

>>152248470
I've held hands. Lots of hands. More than one.

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>>152252523
YAMERO

>>152253829
2nd best invader

>>152251631
if i took that mask off would it hurt?

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>>152248470
I want Sena to interrogate me, while I fuck her in the ass with my dick.

>>152251654
Lalatina

>>152248470
Shouting a bunch of expletives when a snow plow pulled out in front of me and started spraying road salt and then the car behind me pulled out into the next lane before I could and prevented me from escaping the spay.

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>>152248470
I once accidentally bumped into a little kid making him drop his ice cream, still feel remorse to this day.

i just had sex with my gf while she was sleeping, shes the only one whose ever not woken up during so it's kinda exciting.

>>152248470
Theft of the virtue of dosens of innocent confirmed virginal christmas cakes
Destruction of the lesbian virginity of a dozen hardcore self proclaimed "dykes"
Letting that cute seemingly sweet and innocent school girl touch my dick...for two hours. With her mouth.
Teasing that one innocent gay kid who eventually tried to kill himself because I turned him down stone cold.

Am I going to jail then hell?

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>>152248470
I like sluts

>>152257399
Why is Ako always the queen of sluts? What has she done to deserve that position? I haven't watched Saki so I don't know.

>>152257399
>Ako is still number 1
sasuga

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>>152248470
i pirated my hentais and share it right under Fakku nose

>I CAN BREAK THIS CUFFS AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>152248470
Making this.

>>152248470
Having the best taste on /a/.

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>>152248470
>Pimp'n
>Stealing the spotlight
>Human rights violations
It ain't easy

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>>152260744
I don't know what a "regret" is. I do know what mistakes are, though.

>>152248470
Born a minority

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Nothing! I'm 14. What do those silly old birth records really show? I mean, really!

>>152263765
dont click

>>152263802
y not

>>152248470
Hang on now, I'm only wanted for arrest at the present moment. Don't assume I wouldn't attempt to escape at the risk of my life. It doesn't matter what the charges are if I get away. Or die.

>>152249326
You are a slut

Chewing gum.

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>>152248470

not seeding

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>>152261871
>I don't know what a "regret" is

I think it's some kind of bird

>>152248470
Driving at high speeds and drunk with weed as well as hitting a fence.

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Sometimes I'll keep jerking off to random gay shit in mangas, like the 2 boys stuff in Secret Journey

>>152264757
you are gonna get electroshock therapy for this

Shrieking WILD BOYS at the top of my lungs at odd hours in the morning while watching old Pride FC shows

>>152248470
Not keeping up on my assigned elf rape duties.

>>152264757
>mangas

I bought an Aria doujin.

>>152252410
At least you admit that being a cuck is a crime.

>>152248470
Not being worthy to date the goddess holding my warrant.

Having a loli waifu. Damn cops don't care that she's 603.

>>152265939
Have you tried showing her ID?

>>152266005
They didn't exactly issue them in the 1400s and her birth country doesn't exist any more.

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>>152248470
for not liking "cute girls doing cute things" in any way, shape or form

>>152266097
Hol up are you saying she is an illegal? Time to deport her ass

>>152248470
Public indecency

https://youtu.be/gnKuATDRsBs

>>152266159
She's white.

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Actually liking konosuba S2

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>>152260744

>>152248470

Having good taste and still responding to obvious bait like this.

>>152248470

Public nudity as usual

Private intoxication

I'm a joker

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>>152248470
Exposing nepotism and incompetence. Giving away information about my workplace. Refusing to take part in corruptive activity. Refusing to pay extortion. Refusing to fold under threat. These were all legit reasons why I lost my job.

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I ride a bicycle....WITHOUT licence!!

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>>152248470
For this

Excess virginity in the first degree.
No chance of parole.
Sentenced to even more virginity. Forever.

>>152248470
I keep picking up shows and never watching any of them

Im a fake

>>152254620
wow dude, you're real dick you know that? I hope someone bumps in to your car/apartment/ass and ruins it. Please tell me you bought that kid a replacement ice cream.

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>>152248470
>Prosecutors carrying out arrests

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>>152248470
I whatch anime dubbed

>>152270040
It's medieval ages logic

>>152252648
That's nothing to feel bad about
>>152253466
Absolutely disgusting

I ran over a few losers

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>>152248470
Involuntary Manslaughter

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>>152270429
>filename
>actually gets it
Nice

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>>152248470
working for Deen

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>>152270142

>>152248470
Fot not being her boyfriend.

would

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>>152248470
Being Lina Inverse.

>>152252648
You probably got turned on after seeing all the other boys practicing their backstroke. You sick fuck.

>>152275937
LONDON

voluntary rape

>>152248470
Can anyone translate that warrent?

>>152275937
She would just blow up the police station.

>>152248470
dem big ass bouncy titties! I got a hard on with all her scenes from dem big ass bouncing titties!!

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>>152248470
Do whatever you want, I already won.

>>152248470
I feel like this deserves a 2-part answer because ive already been to jail twice

1. rap sheet already includes escaping lawful custody, theft under 5000, and some other stuff i forget

2. id prefer to be charged with grand theft auto and robbing a bank but i cant drive.

huge initial D fan

>>152248470
Kazuma would not be in this shit had he chosen to charm Prosecutor-san instead.

>>152277431
looks like that may happen in the next episode. she's gonna end up in the harem with them big ass titties of hers.

>>152277483
But he already is in this shit.