Post the worst translations you can think of.

>>152160663
In b4 Duwang

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>>152160796
Shit like this takes me back to the kazaa days

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I remember when the janime site was still up and was the go to place for YGO translations. The excitement over GX having a manga that was completely different from the anime was awesome

So much nostalgia

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>>152160663

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>>152163367
I wouldn't call that bad, just silly. Especially if they translate it in one panel but not another.

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Well, I was saving it for a scanlation thread, but I suppose this is as good a time as any.

>>152163781
Other than adding the attributing to Confucius and it being longer in English, what's wrong with it?

>>152162359
Odd, it reminds me more of the times on Ares.

Even electronic crystal brain pancake elderly.

>>152163881
There is absolutely no reason for it to be anything other than "lol ur dumb fgt" whatsoever. But I'll pick up some worse ones from the same group in a bit.

>>152162359
Literally nothing more nostalgic for me than bad DC translations.

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Alright, here's a more heinous one.

>>152160663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ9FyuEG7FM

>"Rena-chan you are so kawaii!!"
>(TL note: Kawaii means cute)

>>152163781
>>152164355
Are the Baki scans just complete bullshit? Someone posted a page yesterday where whole bubbles were left in romaji.

>>152164355
I don't blame whoever did this. Erasing it and leaving whitespace would look ugly as shit and redrawing/cloning that hair would be a bitch.

>>152164595
They're not complete bullshit. Thankfully, the geniuses running the scans at the time were at least capable of conveying the general idea most of the time. I'm just picking out the specific instances where they clearly made shit up because they either didn't know what it said or didn't care.

>>152164846
The typeset wasn't what I was criticizing; it was the translation.

That being said, they literally never redrew a single page in the manga. They just got their text and slapped it on top of the image.

>>152160663
duwang

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Niggerstream

>>152164355
Post the naruto snorting one, that was funny as fuck.

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>>152163781
>>152164355
What the fuck?

>>152165333
this takes me back

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I'm not downloading these old volumes to find a better example.

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>>152165333
I cannot find those at the moment, so I offer you this one instead.

>>152165333
>ain't no shame in kingin' like kong sometimes
Every fucking time.

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Ah, here we are.

>>152166457
Why do people even bother translating manga if they're just going to do things like this?

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this one was done intentionally by a bunch faggots

>>152164355
so what does it actually mean?

>>152165333
>kenpachi
>hiyori
>bazz b
>those 2 rg members
Well, at least fits with the characters sometimes

>>152170026
>If you want to become strong, devour [her (sexually)].
More liberally, it becomes
>If you want strength, have sex.

The line written in that scanlation has nothing to do with the text.

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>>152166457
>*snort*

>>152163669
sauce pls

Post more.

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>>152164595

>>152174326
hot coffee, lemon tea, shot?

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>>152174373
Took me a second. At least the actual translation seems fine.

>>152174518
Wasn't this one actually accurate? I think I remember seeing the Japanese version of this page at some point, and it looked pretty similar.

>>152174620
I don't actually know, but if it is then that only raises more questions.

>>152160663
not going to lie but joey does seem like the kind of guy who would forget mako tsunami's name

>>152160663
Any manga done by ESLfags that don't know moon. I've read scanlations side by side with the actual manga for the sake of comparison and large my ass off.

Any anime subbed by commie. They're the polar opposite of the first one, but are equally shit. They get bonus points because they actually think they're doing a great job.

>>152174670
the guy was a hopeless neet in his world, so this dialogue is not completely out of question

>>152173565
Reverse image search with Yandex.

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It's the most recent one for me rather than the worst ever, but it fits still. A fine example for this anon's claims>>152175366. It's not only this chapter either, every single chapter tranlated by this fuck has the same sort of bullshit in it. This is why I agree with the derogatory usage of ESL even though I'm one too.

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>>152165522
For as classic GTO is it's a crime that these scans are still the most commonly spread.

>>152179090
ESLfags and people who don't have English as their first language aren't the same, just like people who like yuri aren't all yurifags, and not everyone who likes Eva is an Evafag. As long as you don't post broken English machine translations and then use them to pretend to have read the source, and then try to start fanbase wars in LNshit threads while screaming "Xfags BTFO!" then you're probably not an ESLfag.

>>152168108
Chapter 15 when?

>>152160663
>shindetemo ikitetemo ore wa ore dakedo na—
Toonami translation: Alive or dead, I'm still pretty dandy

HOW CAN YOU FUCK IT UP SO BADLY

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>>152160796
The old Conan translations are great

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>>152182585

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