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Fuck, Marry, Kill
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>>152154893
Marry Aqua, Fuck Darkness, Kill Megumin
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>>152154893

Fuck aqua, kill darkness and marry megumin is the only true way

Aqua only good for datass, darkness would actually enjoy dying, megumin needs a proper husband to take care of her cause shes a hobo.
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Marry Darkness, fuck Darkness, kill nobody.

Why do you always have to kill someone? I don't want to kill anybody.
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Exactly that order, OP.
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>>152154893
Marry Aqua
Adopt Megumin
Make Darkness my mistress
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>Fuck

Can't decide between no pantsu or black pantsu.
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>>152154893
Marry Aqua, fuck darkness, kill megumeme
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Marry Wiz.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation with Wiz.
Ignore the rest.
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>>152154893
Fuck Megumin
Marry Darkness
Kill Aqua
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>>152155001
Can a lich even get pregnant?
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>>152154893
fuck boom qt
marry boom qt
kill those who insult boom qt
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>>152154893
Fuck all
Marry all
Kill myself because they aren't real
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>>152154893
kill aqua, fuck darkness, marry megumin
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>>152155016
A lich is, in its essence, a sentient skeleton. Wiz is most likely no different, so everything you see is the result of magic. Either Wiz has extremely powerful and convincing illussion magic, or she has found a way to somehow regrow her flesh and organs. If it's the latter, there's no reason why she wouldn't have a functioning womb and ovaries.
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>>152154893
Kill Aqua, Kill Darkness, Kill Megumin.

Farewell, trio of useless egotistic capricious high-maintenance betraying cunts.
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>>152154893
Fuck Aqua.
Marry Megumin.
Kill Darkness.
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>>152155082
w-woah
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>>152154893
Kill aqua, fuck darkness, marry megumin.
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>>152154893
Marry Aqua, fuck whichever your preference is. Megumin and Darkness are too autistic to enjoyable marry. Aqua a best
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>>152155075
>A lich is, in its essence, a sentient skeleton
So we're all a lich inside?
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>>152155001
>while holding hands
you sick bastard
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>>152155016

I don't know but you better believe i would try with all my might.
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>>152155156
WOAH WOAH SLOW YOUR ROLE ANON.
there's no such things as skeletons
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>>152154893
I hate this thread I like them all.

Fuck Aqua marry Darkness stay friends with Megumin.
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>>152154893
Fuck Lalatina, Aqua and Megumi
Marry Lalatina
Kill OP coz he's a faggot
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>>152154893
Fuck Aqua HARD. Drink a ton, have drunken sex and make this dumb bitch's saggy titties bounce all night. Pump and dump afterwards.

Marry Lalatina. Meant to be married and impregnated. Roleplay different s&m scenarios every night where I cum inside her every time at the end.

Adopt Megumin. Don't want to kill her, but don't want any sexual relationship with her either. She's daughteru materia and plus she'd serve as a onee-san to me and Lalatina's kids.
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>>152155156
Goddammit.
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>>152154932
> Fuck aqua, kill darkness and marry megumin is the only true way
>Aqua only good for datass, darkness would actually enjoy dying, megumin needs a proper husband to take care of her cause shes a hobo.

This nigga gets it.
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>>152154893
Marry megumin
Fuck darkness
Kill aqua
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>>152154893
Can't I just rape and then kill each?
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>>152154893
I'm gonna go all three to all three, in order!
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>>152154893
All jokes aside I feel like you should marry none of these girls. They're all obnoxious cunts.

Now Wiz or Prosecutor-san, those are fine marriage choices.
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>>152154893
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness
Get Aqua to revive Darkness
Fuck Darkness and keep her as a mistress.
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>>152154893
Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua
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>>152154955
>>152155001
Marry Wiz
Adopt Megumin
Make Darkness my mistress
Kill Aqua
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>>152157591
This guy is the only one who gets it, pretend to be sexually assualting darkness by asking her how badly she wants my cock while choking her until she dies, get Aqua to revive her and then if Darkness wants more abuse, tell her she killed the mood and go fuck aqua. Then marry Megumin and pretend Darkness doesn't exist.
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>>152154893
fuck megumin, marry megumin, kill aqua.
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>>152154924
My thoughts exactly
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>>152154893
fuck darkness, kill aqua ( she goes back to being a goddess id assume) marry megumin
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>>152154893
Marry them all
Fuck them all
Then kill myself because I have served my purpose as a man
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>>152154893

Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Dorkness
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Have polygamous relationship with megumin and aqua, remain friends with darkness.
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>>152154893

Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin
Kill Darkness
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>>152154893
Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua
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>>152155075
Liches can easily sustain a living flesh, you even have this in the D&D. But you know why they don't do it? Because usually they are portrayed to be too lazy to cast one rejuvenation spell a day.
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>>152154893

Marry Megumin, Fuck Darkness, Kill Aqua
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>>152154893
Fuck Darkness, kill Aqua, marry Megumin.
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>>152154893
Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin
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>>152154893
Fuck Kazuma
Marry Kazuma
Kill Kazuma

Get on my level.
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>>152154924
you are dumb as shit.
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>>152154893
Marry all three
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>>152154893
Fuck Kazuma

A pity he didn't get molested in the jail.
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>>152154893
Rape all 3
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>>152154893
Fuck Megumin
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua
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>>152154893
Marry Megumeme
HateFug LowIQ
Kill Dorkness

Then tell Aqua she sleeps outside till she resurrects Darkness

EZiest Harem route intro of all time, but getting all of Megumeme's sisters as well is going to be difficult
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>>152154893
None of these choices are appropriate for Aqua since she's best bro. You don't fuck your bro.
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Kill all
fuck Kazuma
marry Eris cuck Kazuma
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Fuck Darkness
Marry Darkness
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>>152154893
Fuck Megameme
Marry Dorkness
Kill the useless godess
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>>152154893
Fuck Megumin
Marry Lalatina
Murder is a sin
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>>152154893
Fuck Darkness, Marry Megumin, Kill Aqua
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Bully Aqua,
Fuck Megumin,
Make Darkness watch me fuck Megumin
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>>152154893
Fuck Darkness, Marry Megumin, Kill Aqua.
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>>152154893
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>>152154893
marry darkness, she's the best girl and rich
fuck aqua in the ass
kill shitty megumeme
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>>152154893
Kill Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin and fuck her even more than Darkness.
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>>152154893
another one
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>>152154893
last one
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>>152154893
Marry all three
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>>152166560
Polygamy is wrong
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>>152154893
Fuck the slut
Marry explosion
Aqua do'nt even deserve I kill her
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Real talk.

Why do so many people hate Dorkness?
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>>152166910
jealous because their waifus are shit compared to her
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Marry Wiz
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>>152166745
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>>152154893
Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin and adopter as my daughter
Kill Darkness and cry afterwards
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>>152166910
envy
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Look at this girl.

This girl CRUSADES for YOU.

How can you not marry her?
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>>152167102
She just wants to be raped by monsters and evil men.
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>>152167102
Lalatina is great but she's also NTR bait.
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>marrying aqua

Bunch of soon to be broke ass niggas, no amount of money will save you

>marrying darkness
Daughter of nobility, boobs, interesting bedroom antics that'll soon resemble hentai

>marrying megumin
Eh... nothing bad, nothing good
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>>152154893
fuck -> marry -> kill
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Marry Megumin
live a happy life

the end, no one dies
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>>152155015
This
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>>152154932
this
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>>152167126
>>152167206
not really no, its just a common rape fantasy that she'd actually have no handle or pleasure of actually having if it actually happened

she also just happens to be absurdly strong that it terrifies would-be rapist

and it would be alot easier/safer for male adventurers would just get dreams from the succubi guild then to mess with her

also all rape monsters have been exterminated like male orcs
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>>152154893
Marry Darkness, Fuck Darkness, kill the other two useless whores.
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>>152154932
This
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S1: >>152154932 only option

S2: kill em all fuck this show
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>>152154893
Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumeme
Kill Darkness she's probably into that shit
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>tfw a lich will never give you the licc
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>>152154932
Yeah.
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>>152155111
Truly the only answer!!
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>>152154893
Fuck Darkness, Marry Megumin, Kill Aqua.
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>>152154893
People complain about Konosuba S2's animation, but OP's S1 screencap is very comparable to S2's "quality" animation.
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>>152167102
Because of her rape fantasies. You'll probably show up one day and she'll be taking like 5 fat men at once
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>>152154893
Fuck Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Fuck Megumi

Fuck Aqua again... and again. and again. and again. Fill her with my cum like filling up the petrol at a petrol station.
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>>152154893
Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill nobody but I want to make Aqua cry.
>>>/wsg/1490406
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