Fuck aqua, kill darkness and marry megumin is the only true way
Aqua only good for datass, darkness would actually enjoy dying, megumin needs a proper husband to take care of her cause shes a hobo.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation with Wiz.
Ignore the rest.
fuck boom qt
marry boom qt
kill those who insult boom qt
A lich is, in its essence, a sentient skeleton. Wiz is most likely no different, so everything you see is the result of magic. Either Wiz has extremely powerful and convincing illussion magic, or she has found a way to somehow regrow her flesh and organs. If it's the latter, there's no reason why she wouldn't have a functioning womb and ovaries.
Marry Aqua, fuck whichever your preference is. Megumin and Darkness are too autistic to enjoyable marry. Aqua a best
You got the order right.
>A lich is, in its essence, a sentient skeleton
So we're all a lich inside?
Fuck Aqua HARD. Drink a ton, have drunken sex and make this dumb bitch's saggy titties bounce all night. Pump and dump afterwards.
Marry Lalatina. Meant to be married and impregnated. Roleplay different s&m scenarios every night where I cum inside her every time at the end.
Adopt Megumin. Don't want to kill her, but don't want any sexual relationship with her either. She's daughteru materia and plus she'd serve as a onee-san to me and Lalatina's kids.
> Fuck aqua, kill darkness and marry megumin is the only true way
>Aqua only good for datass, darkness would actually enjoy dying, megumin needs a proper husband to take care of her cause shes a hobo.
This nigga gets it.
This guy is the only one who gets it, pretend to be sexually assualting darkness by asking her how badly she wants my cock while choking her until she dies, get Aqua to revive her and then if Darkness wants more abuse, tell her she killed the mood and go fuck aqua. Then marry Megumin and pretend Darkness doesn't exist.
Liches can easily sustain a living flesh, you even have this in the D&D. But you know why they don't do it? Because usually they are portrayed to be too lazy to cast one rejuvenation spell a day.
Then tell Aqua she sleeps outside till she resurrects Darkness
EZiest Harem route intro of all time, but getting all of Megumeme's sisters as well is going to be difficult
Eris cuck Kazuma
Make Darkness watch me fuck Megumin
Fuck Megumin and adopter as my daughter
Kill Darkness and cry afterwards
Look at this girl.
This girl CRUSADES for YOU.
How can you not marry her?
Bunch of soon to be broke ass niggas, no amount of money will save you
Daughter of nobility, boobs, interesting bedroom antics that'll soon resemble hentai
Eh... nothing bad, nothing good
not really no, its just a common rape fantasy that she'd actually have no handle or pleasure of actually having if it actually happened
she also just happens to be absurdly strong that it terrifies would-be rapist
and it would be alot easier/safer for male adventurers would just get dreams from the succubi guild then to mess with her
also all rape monsters have been exterminated like male orcs
she's probably into that shit