You'll never be as cool as your brother

You'll never play bass in blink 182.

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My brother is dead

>>152105556
generic band

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my brother is a liberal

>>152105447
I whish I had a cool bigger brother so that I could strive to be as good as him instead of not having any figure to strive towards.

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>>152105447
I'll never forget how the kids in my anime club snickered at this line when I played FLCL for them back in high school? I mean out of context I guess its funny? I guess!

>>152105447
I've got a Rick copy so I'm cooler than my brother

>>152106246
How did you even find your way here?

>>152106255
I had a Ric 4003 for a year and hated it to death. Biggest meme brand there is out there. Overpriced with clunky, outdated hardware. Almost impossible to work on and set up without loads of different tools. Rickenbacker is the Apple of the instrument world.

I sold it and am now using an old 80s Jap Fender I found in a pawn shop

>>152106102
>>152105893
Who has it worse?

>>152105948
Still the superior among the two

>>152107424
Obviously >>152106102's brother

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>>152106306
There is zero things wrong with being in an anime club as a teenager. Also probably similar to how you rolled your dumb ass in here.

>>152106306
>>152107847
I'm in anime society at my university to this day it's a good excuse to get out of the house and get drunk while playing Smash Bros with others

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>>152107937
Yeah back in the day I was pretty active when mine in my high school. Guess I was an officer of sorts back when it first got started and then I attended still I graduated. My other strange memory about the experience was this guy calling me out thinking I was gay just because I enjoyed gundam wing at that time. I don't remember how I handled it specifically but I know I just talked with him briefly about it and basically just commented on how homo erotic tones are in numerous shows.

>>152105556
youll never own a Rickenbacker bass

>>152107937
>>152107979
>watching anime in public group setting

Why? The people who watch this stuff are disgusting bottom of the barrel human beings who are usually fat, smell bad, and have no social skills.

If you have to watch anime with a group, watch it with some close friends who aren't going to make you look like a completely loser by association.

I may be a kissless virgin but at least I don't fucking look the part too.

>>152108032
See >>152106828

They're shit and there's a reason most people who made them famous like McCartney and Geddy don't use them anymore

>>152105447
I'm an only child

I do not have a brother, I only have sisters, 3 of them. One one-san and two imotous.

>>152108117
Which one is your favourite?

>>152107937
Smash Bros isn't anime!

I can't watch FLCL because it makes me fucking sad.

How do I get over this?

>>152108157
The two imoutos, because they are not sluts (yet).

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>>152105447
WTF IS GOING ON

EVERYTIME A FINISH REWATCHING AN ANIME SOMEONE MAKES A THREAD ABOUT THE ANIME I JUST WATCHED

WTF WTFWTF IS THIS BOTNET??

>>152105447
Jokes on you my big brothers are both assholes that most people hate!

I'm only slightly better because people don't hate me. I don't take that as a victory though.

>>152108328
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases#Frequency_illusion

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>>152108379
That is one long list of biases.

>>152108044
This, unfortunately
I watched anime a lot with the Japanese Culture Society in my college. While I became good friends with a lot of the people involved, and still stay in contact with them, they're all hideous NEETs

>>152108229
Really? I find it cool, and a little inspirational. It's fantastic to watch when drunk.

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>>152108229
>>152108528
Not him, but there was NTR if I remember right.

>>152105447
my brother is into dudes

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>>152105447
my brother beat up my mom and then me when I tried to stop him

>>152108571
Did he took you fishing and made you feel like a girl behind the bushes?

>>152108579
Why didn't you stab him in an ankle with a fork?
But that depends on mom too.

>>152108563
Yeah, because Naota was being a pussy so Haruko started trying to use his dad instead. He fixed that by manning up and "swinging the bat". That episode was the most inspiring. It says nothing good can come unless you start taking action.

>>152108640
>It says nothing good can come unless you start taking action.
Unless you have a vagina.

>>152108653
well most of us don't so moot point.

>>152108044
>>152108169
I watch a lot of anime but it's the last thing I talk about at the society, we just drink and play video games.

>usually fat, smell bad, and have no social skills
You'd be very surprised, the people who run the society are gossipy girls, the majority of them are in this jpop dance group so they are definitely in shape. The bitchiness of these girls go a long way in alienating the typical virgin clientele of an anime society at a university. I don't let them bother me because I'm usually too drunk or having too much banter to care about them.

My brother is literally autistic but he somehow manages to have more friends than me.

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>>152108690
>most of us don't
In more ways than one.

>>152105447
>My sister didn't used to be my brother

>>152108698
In societies where autistic people are privileged protected class having autistic friend is hella fun.
I know it from all the greentext caps so it must be true.

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>>152108044
Back in the early 2000s with a bunch of kids ranging from the ages of 14 to 17 it wasn't that bad but yeah given the stigma I agree I can't imagine attending a college club or anything of the sort. Anime is a real personal thing and I like enjoying it in private.>>152107937 This anon just wants to get drunk and hang out with friends. Theres no problem with watching anime at the same time doing that.

Also remember theres tons of normal people that are perfectly capable of not being autistic about this hobby we're into. So I really don't get why you would take the stereotype that far unless you are projecting.

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>>152108718
is this going to be another tranny thing?

>>152108117
You and Your Father failed as being men of the house if someone in your family became a slut.

>>152108698
It's not difficult. I know a guy with awful social skills who has tons of friends. It's because he mostly hangs out with international society at college. He basically only talks to people who don't have english as their first language so they don't notice how autistic he is.
I don't think he realises he's doing this though

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>>152108745
You managed to bring up the third way which somehow slipped my mind.

>>152108738
>In societies where autistic people are privileged protected class
where the shit is that?

>>152108691
>You'd be very surprised, the people who run the society are gossipy girls

Oh I knew I was forgetting something. On the other side of the coin you have the non uggos (especially girls) who "enjoy" anime. They all shop at hot topic and are always
>I'm such a nerd XD
type people who don't actually like Chinese cartoons, but the attention and beta worship they get from the group and being in a position of power within a club. Their favorite shows include 5 episodes of dubbed Naruto and the parts of Spirited Away where they weren't asleep.

>>152108795
In Russia there are special schools for autists and children with other mental issues.
I heard that in US it's an option to have your autistic kid enroll in normal one and get a free ticket out of responsibility for fits and damage.

>>152108810
You're exaggerating it a bit. Watching anime is becoming a mainstream interest. Those kinds of girls who are pretty and popular and looking for attention have likely watched a lot of Ghibli and a few Shoujo. Kimi no Todoke is a common one judging by the girls I've met.

>>152108810
it wouldn't be a problem if guys would stop enabling them

>>152108698
My brother is literally autistic too, except he has no friends and I can't stand the sight of him and want to be as far away from him as possible because he's completely retarded.

I hate him even more after I think of how he gets free autismbux from the state and is never expected to move out and do anything remotely responsible.

>>152108948
Bonk your head over the table edge and get disability welfare too.

>>152106111
What about your dad?

>>152108948
You're jealous of your autistic brother.

How sad.

>>152108943
One of my best friends recently married a coalburner girl he met online who was already pregnant with a black baby (which he knew when he proposed).

The beta worship will never end and it sucks to think that those r9k memes have a strong basis in reality.

>>152109020
>beta
*omega

>>152109020
cool story bro, maybe make it a little less obvious in the future.

>>152108977
Spoiler because blogpost.
Parents divorced, he became a self brooding apathic alcoholic wasting his days watching shitty tv shows and series.
Not a role model to strive after, at most a motivation out of fear of becoming like that.

>>152108984
What's sad is that a person who can mercilessly stomp on your head until you have to go to the ER can still get free government money. I should have reported it to the police when I was given the opportunity but decided not to, I regret that decision every day.

Sometimes I think I'm autistic too, is that shit hereditary?

>>152109057
I really wish I was making that up. He told me a few weeks ago that he's planning to divorce her, but I know he wont.

>>152108640
I get fucking pumped about FLCL just reading someone talk about it

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>>152109185
>liking NTR

>>152105447
My little brother is actually my little sister and my older sister is my older brother

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>>152109197
> NTR
>Takkun swings the bat for once
Gotta take the good with the bad,also i'm a ninamori fag till the day I die.

>>152109198
The category is "LN titles"

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>>152109286
Just remembering this scene when MC peeks through the screen door makes me want to puke.
And I only watched FLCL once more than 8 years ago.

>>152108984
There's a difference between jealousy and envy.
>>152109134
It is, actually. Dunno if it has anything to do with that level of cruelty though. Worst I ever did to my brother was bonk him on the knee cap with a railroad nail. Didn't break anything, but he shrieked like it did.

Granted, there was also the accidental shit. We were playing baseball in the backyard. What can go wrong will, and if there's a set of un-cupped nads within striking distance, the fucking batter is going to end up whacking the ball straight at them.

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>>152109316
Fair enough dude. But its a key moment for his character and relationships.
Also,rewatch FLCL. It's a favour to yourself.

>>152109316
monster musume is kind of bad

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>>152109381
How about no?
I don't think that I can take it, my intolerance of NTR got even stronger in the meantime.
>>152109389
I didn't even notice that it's that mermaid.
Retarded series, dropped it after horse made appearance.

>>152108740
>Also remember theres tons of normal people
Normalfags are not people.

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>>152109499
Neither are we.
So who are those mysterious people?

>>152109543
They all killed themselves.

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>>152109426
If you think that Takkun ever had a chance to fuck Haruko then you're delusional
It's about two people that he trusts, doing something that causes him to take action.
I hate NTR too dude, but this ain't NTR.

why do people get so autistic about ntr? do they self-insert with the characters that strongly

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>>152109562
>if you think that Takkun ever had a chance to fuck Haruko
YAMETE

>>152109572
I don't even get how you self-insert. I've been trying for like 6 and a half years. The only thing I've managed to self-insert with is reading. I can't self insert as something if I'm fucking looking at it and can see it's not me.

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>>152105447
don't remind me of that

>>152109636
Most /a/nons have a very weak and ambiguous sense of self.

>>152109685
Well that's easy to fix. You just have to literally look in the mirror.

>>152105447
Jokes on you. I AM the cool older brother.
It's pretty good, too. Not great, but pretty good.

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>>152108790
Ah, I get it now.
But I'm not an /r9k/ faggot and I don't depressed over retarded 3D shit, especially either of those three faggot problems so you're on your own on that one.

>>152109572
Yes, pretty much everyone who watches anime watches it to self insert. I think it really is a problem, especially when it comes to discussing anime. People only want a story that lets them feel what it is like to be wanted by a woman, or to be powerful. NTR is literally the opposite of that. How are all the 12 year olds going to jack off to themself if they are self inserting as a cuck.

>>152110177
Arguably /a/nons have exactly same problems in having a vagina as robots.

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>>152110737
What is cringing me is how these male characters stay interested in female that cucked them.
I am perfectly fine with stories where MC beats the shit out of his girl for cheating or just dumps her on the spot.
But no, he either grow a semblance of manhood and continue to pursue the girl who cucked him more actively or stays a cunt and watch NTR from sidelines.
Either one of those is disgusting, these behavior models so antagonistic to me that I can't even calmly watch other people\characters follow them even if I don't self-insert\sympathize.

>>152105893
I bet he's as cool as ice.

Just how much crossover is there between /a/ and /r9k/? Why are you guys such a bunch of whiny faggots.

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>>152111028
>hating NTR
>faggot
>liking NTR
>healthy balanced person

>>152111042
>Putting words in others mouths
>Avatarfagging this hard
>Blog shitting this hard
We get it dude, you hate NTR. Post your real name and address so we can really know who this paragon of un-cucked masculinity really is.

>>152108754
All woman are slut, man.

It is IMPOSSIBLE to change that.
Sex is good, both for man and woman.
Girls will have it easily. They don't even need to excited for it, they only need split.

>>152111135
>paragon of un-cucked
Check.
Best method - be a virgin.
I recommend it.
>masculinity
No, not really.
>real name and address
Nah, it's 4chan, you would do something bad with those.

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>>152111392
>only need split
That's optional too.
As is consent.

>This one autist sperging about "FLCL is NTR"

1) It's no NTR if your crush doesn't respond to your feelings but likes someone else
2) Haruko is only interested in using people (mostly males) for her objectives, and Naota keeps surpassing all the other males in this field, be it his father or Amarao
3) This means, using loosely the term, that he cucks both his father and Amarao through his being more useful to Haruko
4) He "cucks" his brother thanks to Mamimi looking for a surrogate
5) He gets the undisputed attention of best girl Ninamori

At most you must complain that at a first glance this show portray positively a bunch of whores, but they actually end getting metaphorically fucked.
Naota is alpha as fuck, retards.

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>>152112267
>FLCL isn't NTR
>procceds to make a case for MC cucking everyone else in the cast
sasuga

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>>152112267
But she diddled with another male!

>>152112392
As I said, only if you use the term really really loosely.
And isn't it NTR only if the protagonist gets cucked?

>>152112437
Are you talking about the dad-shaped robot Haruko used to massage herself?

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>>152112481
> dad-shaped robot
The what?

>>152112437
Pretty sure her important lady parts are booby trapped

>>152112504
Have you watched the anime?

>>152112504
The robot shaped like his father Haruko is using to massage her back and that Naota smashes to pieces even if he thought it was really his father, while is real father was actually trapped in a cabinet.
Did you even bother watching the anime?

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>>152112555
>>152112573
8 Years ago, I might have gone into shock at this moment too.

>>152112637
So are you saying that you're finally realizing nobody was strictly cucked?

>>152112725
I'm one of the guys defending against the NTR fag here buy even I'm pretty sure there was a cuck scene.
The scene where Naota leaves his room at night and hears noises from his dad's room. He peeks in the door and we see flashes of Haruko and his dad together. That wasn't the robot. That was the real dad, and Haruko was trying to extract something useful from a portal in his head.
It doesn't really matter though. The dad later admits he couldn't please Haruko in this scene, while Naota succeeds by having his guitar pulled from his portal at the end of the episode. He got momentarily cucked but proved himself the better man.

SPIRDA

KU KA WA

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>>152112725
Yes.
>>152113398
This, this scene was disgusting.

>>152113398
But does promising sex without delivering to get something from him counts as cucking?
Isn't cucking when sex actually happens with no other purpose?
Also, as I said, unrequitted ""love"" != cucking.
You need to be in a relationship first to be cucked.

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>>152113504
>unrequitted ""love"" != cucking.
>need to be in relationship to be cucked
It is cucking if it's unrequited love and you stay around keep your love interest around long enough to witness NTR.
It is mildly so if you keep being romantically interested in a person after it becomes obvious that she's fucking someone else out of your sight.
The proper nocuck behaviour would be to fuck off or stay but crush your feelings, facing reality.
Manning up and claiming female at this point can be considered success but still feels a bit disgusting.

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>>152113398
Also I >>152113626 just noticed
>NTR fag
You take that back!
Probably the worst I was ever called here.

>>152113504
It wasn't really a sex scene. It was Haruko opening a portal in a guy's head. It's definitely a metaphor for sexual relations or at least some lesser form of intimacy between two people though. The important part is that the dad wasn't up to her standards. He was impotent.
>does it count as cucking?
It's arguable. Like you, I think two people have to be in a relationship before the guy can get cucked. But Haruko says an important line in the first episode.
>You're the one I saw first.
She clearly thinks of Naota as something special, and the strength of his portal is proof that he has more potential than other guys. But she still toys around with other guys, and that's a betrayal of the (admittedly vague) bond between her and Naota.

>>152113626
>>152113688
Oh, okay, you're a retard.
I'm glad we finally clarified that.

>>152113785
It can be borderline, depending on how the relation between Naota and Haruko is interpreted.
If one believes that Haruko honestly views Ta-kun as someone important beside the portal capabilities it's easy to get upset seeing her all flirty with others.
If one believes that Haruko was simply being flirty with Naota as with anybody else just to manipulate him and reach a goal then you don't see no NTR, just a manipulative bitch and people falling for her.

I've greatly changed my way of seeing the various characters with each successive rewatch and with aging.

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>>152113934
>If one believes that Haruko honestly views Ta-kun as someone important beside the portal capabilities it's easy to get upset seeing her all flirty with others.
I've said basically the same >>152113626
Yet you called me a retard.
>Oh, okay, you're a retard.

>>152114012
>>If one believes that Haruko honestly views Ta-kun as someone important beside the portal capabilities it's easy to get upset seeing her all flirty with others.
No, you didn't.
Since when "it's easy to get upset" == "It's NTR"?
You are spewing the word without knowing what it means.

>>152113934
Yeah, for six episodes it's amazing how much depth it has.
I think Haruko recognises the bond between her and Naota as being something more than his usefulness. There were instances where he was expressing his true feelings and she seemed to respect him for it. But in the end her fickle nature wins out and she goes on chasing Atomsk. It wasn't the only choice she could have made, considering how her relationship with Naota built up through the season. I think that was a great moment of inner conflict for her.

>>152114094
>Since when "it's easy to get upset" == "It's NTR"?
As >>152113785 said
>It's definitely a metaphor for sexual relations or at least some lesser form of intimacy between two people though
And if I
>believe that Haruko honestly views Ta-kun as someone important beside the portal capabilities
Then it's NTR for me.
He literally observed her having a "metaphor for sexual relations" with his father.
What is this if not NTR?
I mean sure, it wasn't sex, but it felt close enough.
That's subjective but seems consistent to me.

>>152114165
This I fully agree with.

>>152114252
>What is this if not NTR?
Still just unrequitted sexual interest mixed with you being a whiny little pussy that gets easily upset over his selfinsert mongolian puppets.

>That's subjective
I can accept that.
But next time avoid to spam a thread with your subjective "FLCL is and NTR fest" shit.
FLCL is objectively not NTR.

>>152114394
>it looks close enough to sex
>Haruko' interest in Naota can be persieved to be personal, not entirely mercantile
>Naota is obviously interested in Haruko
>Sees her doing having metaphorical sex with his father
>I think that this is NTR enough
>Agree that it is subjective

>Says he can can accept that
>FLCL is objectively not NTR.
It looks like you can't accept that after all.

>>152114555
I can accept you being so weakminded that you feel like it's NTR in your mind, when objectively isn't.
Pretty much as I can accept a schizo telling me he hear voices.
Okay, I understand.
But as I will not say to the schizo that the voices he hears are real, so I'm telling you that FLCL is not objectively NTR.

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>>152114839
>FLCL is not objectively NTR.
I'm ESL but I feel like I should agree with you here.

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>>152105447
Nothing cool about an autistic IT neckbeard.

I came here to talk about FLCL. Now we're arguing the defining characteristics of NTR. Just let it go anons.

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>>152114992
You should have been ready.
Because it's NTR.

>>152114992
Only a man holds the guitar. Everybody else holds the bass.

I've heard that's how it works in this series. Please analyze this?

>>152115079
I know nothing about music. The quality of the instruments is one of the few things I haven't analysed in this show

>>152115079
A man hold a trumpet.

>>152115066
Like I said above, it's arguable. It depends on your understanding of the boundaries of NTR, and the relationship between Naota and Haruko

>>152115168
No I've heard that only one character at a time is ever holding an actual guitar in this series and it represents being an adult or something. There is only one actual guitar and the rest are bass from what I've been told.

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>>152115511
>115511
Hyper combo!

>>152115511
It's likely. FLCL is great for little details like that. I'd have to rewatch to be sure.

>>152105447
Don't have a brother and i wouldn't give shit if i did.

>>152108810
Did you miss the part where I said they were in a jpop dance group? Half of them are dressed up in lolita/otaku fashion whenever they go to the society and talking about voice actresses and j-dramas. They're way more into this shit than most of the people on this site.
>>152108740
I would definitely agree with this. I rarely attend the screening nights, even during evenings where they watch movies/shows I particularly enjoy. The rare occasion when I enjoyed screening nights were when it's some comedy/action show I wouldn't otherwise watch (watching OPM in a group was cool). I definitely wouldn't go and watch something that personally resonates me (such as FLCL) because I'd rather watch shows like that in my own space.

>>152109758
Harder than you think