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Join the Axis cult
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Ok
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>>152066307
No
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Não
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Yes
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いいえ
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No
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>>152066307
Your own followers didn't even want you
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>>152066505
Why
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>>152066307
I already am part of it.
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No

>>152067044
No
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>>152066993
Why not?
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>>152066307
Nay
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>>152066307
Let me see your butt first
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>>152066307
did someone say axis?
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TELL ME ABOUT VANIR
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
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>>152067845
because he is the mask you dipshit
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>All these fags saying no
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Fuck off Aqua, no one cares about your shitty cult.
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>>152068266
I care.
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I'll join my dick in your ass.
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Si
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>>152066307
NOPE!

I worship a certain Crimson Demon!
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>>152066307
put me in the screenshot
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>>152067494
Dont worry Aqua. Silly goddess are sexy and you have a deliciois booty
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>>152067747
NEIN
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I will destroy the goddess's anus
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Aqua was a mistake
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>>152070760
She's by far the best thing about the show.
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>>152070782
No. See >>152068667 for the best.
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>>152071166
lalatina and chuuni are boring
Aqua is best. Her antics drive the show.
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>>152066307
I am already part of the axis.
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Spierdalaj stąd głupia kurwo
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>>152066307
Can I join the Megumin cult instead?
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Nein
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>>152072861
Heil Aqua
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>>152070782
did you even watch the show?
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>>152074941
Did you?
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>>152074941
Do you read the novels?

Seriously asking that, since the general opinion is that the dynamic between Kazuma and Aqua is one of the best parts of the series.
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No thanks.
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Da
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>>152066307
Only if she let me drink her piss.
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>>152066307
Yes
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Does the axis cult promotoes the no pantsu life ?
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Axis cult benefits
>Superb skill at arts and crafts
>Ability to attract undead
>Become skilled at party tricks
>Eat and drink whenever you want
>Multi-level marketing

Axis cult detriments
>Heavy INT penalty
>Compelled to scam people into joining Axis cult
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>>152074994
>reading light novels
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If I join can I sniff aqua's butt?
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>>152070760
>>152071166
Aqua is the reason of why many events in the show happen. Darkness is there just to react to things, Megumin is cute, but all the comedy happens because Aqua caused it to happen.
Also anyone has read the WN? Aqua wins in there, doesn't she? Does she get better or Kazuma is doomed to babysit his girlfriend? That has so much potential for funny stuff.
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>>152066307
No thanks I'd rather join the Eris cult and worship best girl
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>>152076343
>Aqua wins in there, doesn't she?
Sure thing friend
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>>152076387
Which volume?
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>>152076484
volume 9
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>>152076359
Pads
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>>152076359
>le remove undead woman
No thanks
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>>152076387
I said Web Novel, not Light Novel.
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>>152066307
Нет

>>152076252
those benefits are not tr
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>>152076677
>Web Novel
Oh, I misread who the fuck reads web novels?
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>>152067845
because he's subaru
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>>152066307
Can I be the leader?
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>>152076830
Yes
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>>152076343
>Aqua wins in there, doesn't she?
haha sure
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>>152066307
Only if she lets me violate her body every night. I want anal in the morning.
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>>152077173
Good. I'll take Iris.
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>>152076343
The only summary I've seen made it seem like a "AND THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES" end where he's hanging out with Aqua (and Eris?) but not banging anyone. But the LN is supposed to differ pretty heavily from the WN after vol 5/6.

Anyway, the "reason things happen" is pretty evenly spread throughout the LNs. The only real constant is that Trashzuma is the one who gets dragged into shit. It's rare for him to be the one who actually pushes to do stuff. He's tsundere for adventures.
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>>152076677
She won in the WN? I thought it was open ended.
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>>152076343
More like Eris wins in the webnovel.
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>>152066307
I can already see her nopan just fine though.
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>>152076779
>who the fuck reads web novels?
Heh, you'd be surprised kid, very surprised.
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>>152076387
>>152077173
>Aqua and Kazuma are literally an anime version of Married with Children
>Megameme wins the kazumabowl anyway.
I know when I'm being pandered to.
I still love it.
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>>152077437
Actually you won't take anyone because none of these characters are real and you're a pathetic kissless virgin
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>>152077658
>Aqua and Kazuma are literally an anime version of Married with Children
>Dad cheats with his stupid daughter
It should have happened.
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>>152077721
Al is not for lewd, anon.
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The WN had an open ending.

>Kazuma defeated the Demon King using explosion and the high quality manatite that Wiz bought (already referenced in the LN, so I guess they'll keep this plot point)
>Offered a chance to go back to Japan
>Kazuma refused, instead he asked to be Eris's assistant for real
>Seeing Kazuma deciding to remain in fantasy australia, Aqua decided to stay too. (The only single romantic flag between Aqua and Kazuma happens right at the end of the WN)
>The four stooges still lives together in the mansion with Eris frequently dropping in.
>Darkness keep dropping major hint wanting Kazuma to confess to her.
>Megumin is pretty much the official wife
>Aqua is Aqua
>Iris got brainwashed to forget Kazuma so she is irrelevant
>No info on Yunyun


That's pretty much all the info on the WN I gathered on /a/
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>>152066307
HAHAHAH
No
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Do we have a specific day for s2 yet?
Someone said it was supposed to be this week, but I'm not seeing it on crunchyroll's release calendar.
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If Kazuma and Megumin ever have kids then they're going to create a super race of scummy chuuni wizard-berserkers with high enough INT to get away with their bullshit. The only force that will be able to oppose them will be the Axis cult.
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>>152078130
Tomorrow or Thursday, I'm not sure
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>>152078130
Tomorrow. Anichart has it at 22h 40m, and crunchy will probably do that thing were they don't announce they're simulcasting it until like 5 minutes before it airs. Same thing happened with Rakugo over the weekend.
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>>152078177
>22h 40m
is that Nihon or Yurop or Burger time
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>>152078283
It's "how much time from now" time.
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>>152078137
But they also have super luck and the Axis cult has awful luck. They'd be unstoppable.
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>>152078283
It's Thursday 1.05 am nippon time.
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>>152078137

Wyhy is that this bad quiality animation work so well for this anime.
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>>152078309
>>152078379
Cool
And how long does it usually take to get to nyaa after it airs?
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>>152078453
Depends
First couple episodes will set a precedent we can estimate on later
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>>152078137
>KazumaMegumin: high INT, LCK and some CHA
>Axis cult: Damegami
I don't see how they can do anything about it.
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>>152078453
A couple hours, unless HS fucked up and uploaded the spanish version or something.

I'm going to watch the nip livestream, if I could find the link.
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>>152078453
What is this your first anime, champ?
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>>152078490
First one I'm that excited to watch
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>>152078536
Sounds like you need a healthy dose of lurk more then.
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>>152078574
Do you realize how long I'd have to lurk to stumble upon that specific bit of information which would probably only pop up when someone asks for it anyway
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>>152078634
Yes.
Exactly "long enough" long.
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>>152078702
You sound like a cunt yknow that
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>>152078865
Stop being entitled.
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За Эрис
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>yesposters
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>>152078897
Oh fuck off
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>>152079059
so not only is it your first anime, you're also 12
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>>152079406
You better stop insulting me or I'll get really mad.
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Someone scan this fucking shit before I run out to buy one myself.
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>>152066307

Why do they sag so much? It's disgusting.
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>>152079406
Listen up here faglord
Someone asking for information on an imageboard isn't being entitled, they're legitimately asking for something that you can provide, not demanding it. It's fine if you don't want to answer, maybe no one will if the answer is easy enough to find. In that case they'll probably easily find out on their own.
However, by taking time to tell them to lurk moar instead of actually answering the question, you're not being smart, you're not making the community better either. You're just being an asshole.
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>>152079692
Anon, do you know how boobs work?
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>>152079830
I bet megumin boobs will sag in a near future.
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>>152079692
>>152079871
S2 will truly be a revolution in sagging tech
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What did megumeme mean by this?
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>>152079871
Crimson demons grow titties by learning advanced magic, which Megumin will never do

One of her dreams killed the other. RIP.
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>>152079980
What DID she mean by this!?
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>>152079980
Exactly what she said.
>Wong tong dong bing bong, Kazuma-sama.
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Eris in the collab.
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>>152079998
This is a lie, it cant be true.
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>>152066307
Already in the Eris Sect.
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>>152079692
gravity in this world has a 2x damage modifier to tits.
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Axis cult look like /b/tards. Will join.
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>>152076387
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I get anal sex if I join her cult?
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>>152077979
>Iris got brainwashed to forget Kazuma
that's really shitty
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>>152079651
Yes run out and buy one, then get dirty looks and spat on by every passerby for liking rape mindbreak and ntr
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>Fill in the blank
Aqua is a _____.

a) Slut
b) Slut
c) Slut
d) Slut
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I want to make babies with Aqua so bad
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>>152082100
sex bomb
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>>152082100
damegami
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>>152082100
>Aqua is a [dummy].
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>>152082079
How do you NTR Aqua? Nobody wants her to begin with
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>>152083186
Have her dragon imprint itself on you instead of her when it hatches.
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>>152083218
"dragon"
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>>152083186
Aqua is forever a cuckolded goddess.
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I love Darkness so much!
She's cute and silly, but she's at her best when she isn't acting like a total masochist. Whether she's a blushing virgin or a knight who takes her duties seriously, I love those few moments where Darkness' better parts shine through.
Inb4 that edit with the see-through dick shadow
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>>152066307
is this shit good or is it shit like SAO ?
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>>152083866
I don't know, have you tried watching it?
If you want /a/'s opinion, from what I've seen it's overwhelmingly positive. A lot of youtube reviewers seem to like it too, if you care about that sort of thing.
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>>152083835
>claim to love darkness
>post a picture that shows nothing but her tits
C'mon, bruh.
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>>152083866
It's actually outright mocking sao, when you think about it.
Watch this from beginning to end, if you need help deciding if this show is for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33SrR65W_wM
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>>152084017
>It's actually outright mocking sao, when you think about it.
I've heard multiple people say this, and after having finished season 1 a second time I don't see it. I can see how it's a parody of the Isekai genre in general, but of SAO specifically? Perhaps the closest they ever come is that guy from episode 5 maybe sort of being a parody of Kirito if you squint a little (overpowered hero with a cool sword that has bitches fawning over him), but even that is way too general in my eyes.
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>>152084132
>it's way too general
SAO itself is an extremely generic entry in a long line of stories like that. Episode 5 is what I was thinking of.
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>>152083835
Darkness has some good moments in the LN. It's kind of fun to see how hard she tries to hide her party members' rottenness when they're dealing with high society.

>Aqua and Megumin fucking around with her braids but she lets them because it keeps them quiet
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>>152083866
It's full of high octane action like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Wk2J_FEWk
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>Yunyun on the cover of the first BD volume

Yunyun is the poster girl of the season!
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>>152084432
Kyouya did literally nothing wrong.
LITERALLY. NOTHING.
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>>152084590
He tried to help Aqua.

That's the highest wrong.
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>>152079777
maybe you can understand them if you lurk moar?
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>>152082015
Rumor has it, she rushed the WN the moment it got adapted as an LN.

>After Kazuma defeated the demon lord, it turned out that there's multiple demon lord in fantasy australia, but the WN ended before it got explored

Considering the party only need to defeat one more boss before Aqua can break the demon lord castle barrier, I think the final confrontation is coming soon, probably the series will end by vol. 15. Unless they continue on after defeating the demon lord.
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>>152079575
you getting really mad made me spit food all over my computer via my nose.

thanks allot, ill never make 12 year olds mad on the internet again.
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>>152084590
I kinda feel bad for Katsuragi sometimes.
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>>152066307
Siez Zeon!
Fuck the freddie scums btw.
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>>152084579
Oh shit, there's a second game coming out with the first volume?
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>>152084923
Yeah, I think it was a side scrolling game this time.
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I want a full length konosuba game.
>Kazuma has a NEET meter that decreases as he does quests and makes him weaker. You have to restore it by dicking around at the mansion or pissing off party members
>Aqua steals quest rewards
>Megumin goes KABOOM if you don't do her daily explosion
>Bullying Darkness increases her stats (except acc)
>Your reputation in the town decreases the more you do stuff. If it gets low enough you start getting scumbag-only quests.
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>>152084923
was the first game translated?
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>>152086654
Partially, the dialogue hasn't been translated.
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>>152084923
SECOND game? There was a first game?
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>>152079830
Duh.
Like bags of sandy milk and chocolate coins.
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>>152087448
One of the BDs came with an RPG maker game called Konosuba In the Life.
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>>.She won in the WN?
>>Aqua wins in there, doesn't she?
yes Aqua won because he choose Aqua He choose only Aqua? no Darkness,Megumin,Iris
>>Kazuma chooses to continue living in the current world, and chooses to bring Aqua with him again (she had returned to Heaven since her obligation was completed).
-Iris tells him that the Demon King is only the first boss, and that there are many other Demon Lords out there.Iris then reveals what had happened to the other characters.
>>152077979
true Spoiler for the end:
-Kazuma defeated demon lord with point blank explosion.
-die as result.
-he got choice again. reincarnated as rich child have beautiful wife in earth, reincarnated again in another world as genius child, or continue in this world as it is and still may wordship awaiting him since demon lord is only one of those boss character.
-he choose Aqua[she also resummoned to divine world] and to continue his hardship.
bonus:
Aqua is too dumb to realize she loves Kazuma. After killing the demon lord, Kazuma went to fantasy Australia again with Eris, Aqua who already back to heaven broke the heaven's rule and went after them.Kazuma is also too tsun to admit her feeling to Aqua.
Stated by eris that because her senpai(aqua) is like that, aqua doesn't even realize that she already fallen in love with kazuma. Kazuma also said that recently aqua always stared at him all the times completely oblivious to her feeling and when he is getting carried away a little (according to him)and said that maybe he will created a harem next, aqua gets really mad and kick him out of the house and said tohim to cool down his head first. So long story short, she want to be always with kazuma in the end_
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>>152088886
Eris goes with Kazuma and Aqua to the world. They appeared out of nowhere while Megumin, Darkness, Yunyun, Mitsurugi (who was knocked out) and his harem saw the Demon King's dungeon literally implode on itself and lost hope that Kazuma survived. They didn't know who Eris was, but Darkness immediately recoqnized and kneeled before he
-the epilogue is from Goddess Eris, How Darkness got huge boost in her nobility status and keep receiving marriage proposal but rejecting all of it and keep telling Kazuma about it[Eris commented that this guy is so slow by not noticing that SHE ACTUALLY WAITING FOR KAZUMA PROPOSAL], Megumin still with her hobby exploding castle
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>>152088886
>>152089025
is this going to be in the anime or is too far away?
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>>152068217
Fuck off, Ruri. Oh, and stop playing shitty cards.
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>>152089300
>stop playing shitty card
what
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>>152066307
I wanna join whatever Darkness has joined.

The dark side
[Heavy Vader breathing]
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>>152089141
That's from the WN which is not going to be the same as the LN which is still not finished yet.

The anime will probably only cover like two volumes so it won't even get close to the end.
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>>152088886
Makes me want to see a sequel with Kazuma and Aqua's kid, who would be the stupidest. luckiest. Norse-Myth tier broken powered fucking scumlord. It'd be wild.

Anime and LN I think are moving away from Aqua end though, they've repeatedly made it a point to say that Aqua and Kazuma are just bros with no romantic tension between them, amd the LN is already drastically different than the WN. But I can hope at least.
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>>152089402
Sorry to burst your bubble, but she's a devoted Eris cultist.
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I just want to say I'm look forward to watching this shit with you guys. It's gonna be a fun time even if it is looking pretty fucky
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>>152089804
I'd worship Staling just to have a lick of Darkness' nipple.
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No.
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>>152089984
>Staling
The chemical and physical process in bread and other foods that reduces their palatability?
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>>152090236
Yes, and Vladimir Leni
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>>152088886
>>152089025

Spoiler for the end:the WN
for AquaxKazuma:
>>.kazuma tried to bring back aqua with him but aqua started being her idiot self again and started boasting about how kazuma cannot do anything without her and how great she is which makes kazuma pissed off and change it to eris instead and the next last scene is where aqua showed her genuine smile and thanks kazuma for bringing her to this wonderful world which makes kazuma goes "doki" for her for the first time
manga got alot of changes/new stuff and kazuma is tsundere as fu*k for aqua.

you really cant take aqua seriously in the kazumabowl afterall
;)
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>>152067845
Cause he's a big guy
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