Watch out Anon! It's a Japanese truck! If you get hit you'll

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>>152063606
Isekai me somewhere nice please.

>implying the Japanese Flu isn't more dangerous

>>152063606
Truck-kun is my waifu

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Come the fuck at me faggot ass truck.

>>152063635
You get sent to Fantasy Australia.
Where all the women are ugly cunts, the animals are even larger and more deadly, and everything tastes like vegemite.

I want to be Isekai'd

>>152063690
What's the difference with real Australia

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>>152063728

Daily explosions.

>>152063728
You get to know magic. So, I guess that's a plus.

>>152063606
>tfw you will never be the truck
>tfw you will never run over people & reincarnate them into Vending machines

>>152063799
>Original Anime - Truck-chan no Isekai.
>Featuring cute trucks driving people over and sending them off to odd choices of reincarnation.
>Just cute trucks doing cute things.

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>>152063799
I guess I will never actually plow into any anime girls

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>>152063745
Australia is just one open border away from that.

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>>152063896
>>152063799
You can consider a change of employment.
Though plowing specifically into anime girls can prove to be difficult.

>>152063969
the way turnball is going it will happen this year

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>>152063606
>be cute neet femanon
>live in Japan
>go to the store to buy limited edition game first thing in the morning
>cross the road
>a wild Truck of Fate appears
>doki-doki
>Finally those boring days on Earth will be left behind
>Adventure in sword&magic Isekai awaits you
>You spread your arms and wear a huge radiant smile
>Suddenly get hit really hard in your side
>Fly to the walkway away from the truck
>NO NO NO NO
>Some regular high schooler twat decided to play whiteknight
>That little shit, that filth robbed you of Isekai you longed so much for
>He get his brain splashed out all over the road
>You get to go home with bruises
>Play your limited edition game
>And waste away in your appartment fighting boredom until you die one day

>>152063606
>Write "Truck"
>Post a pick-up

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>>152064192
Like with a pickup you get isekaied, but not too far away.
Like in a world where TK exists, but people only can float pennies around and masturbate hands-free?

>>152063690
>everything tastes like vegemite
How horrifying.

>>152063606
Can someone explain to me how do people manage to fall asleep/get a heart attack in an heavily populated urban area while driving a truck

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>>152064312
>Be Japanese
>Work 12-14 hours a day 6 days a week
>Work vacations too
>Die in your late 30's at work from exhaustion
>Profit
Also trucks have pneumatic brakes, if the air escapes the system or compressor can't keep up with an output - you get a truck with no brakes at all.
That shit happens all the time and is a driver's worst nightmare.

>>152063606
I saw one kill some kikes over in Israhell. Shit was so cash.

>>152064312
The meme about truckers doing meth just to stay awake to make their routes is very much true. It's a brutal job of long as fuck hours.

Tracy Morgan got fucking Truck-kun'd in america thanks to a trucker being forced to work like 40 hours straight by Wal-Mart.

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>>152064312
Anon even civilian airlines pilots are overworked and fall asleep while flying hundreds of people.
Researchers discovered that there is not non-existance chance that at any given time both pilot and co-pilot are asleep together in the cabin.

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>>152063606
Let's get it over with then.

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He is just misunderstood.

>>152063606

How did being killed by a truck become a cliché? It's so ridiculous. Not being killed by a truck by itself, obviously a truck can kill you, but they go slow inside cities, and I bet Japanese drivers are even more careful.

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>>152064523
>MFW sequel never

>>152064231
>>152063690

Even blood?

>>152064091

You forgot some steps at the end there.

>become xmas cake
>visit the spot where truck-kun almost saved you every day
>scream into your pillow every night

>>152064412

To be fair, they can switch to first/second gear and motorbrake when going downhill.

>>152064694
Well yeah but at this point you're most likely a landwhale, not a cake.
Femanons gain fat rolls much faster than males with idle lifestyle and junk food.

>>152064736
Transmission will give in to inertia if truck was at decent speed though.

>>152064478

At least they will get a wake up call from either the computers or cabin crew when they reach the destination area. Modern airplanes basically land themselves on autopilot, only some supervision is required. Truck-kun just keeps going until it isekai's a neet or hits a wall/pole.

>>152064753

I really wish we could phase out the fossile fuel engines. Electric (doesn't matter how it's generated, really) is superior.

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>>152064896
Isn't EU going to ban combustion engines in civilian cars by 202X something?
We need to learn to store electricity first and judging from the history of your country khm that lead gasoline scandal - Big Oil won't give up their position easily.
>>152064818
>Truck-kun just keeps going until it isekai's a neet or hits a wall/pole.
How diligent of him.

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>>152064896
>>152065012
But then what the fuck are we gonna do with Initial D?

Are we gonna turn "Gas, Gas, Gas" into "Battery, Battery, Battery?"

>>152063606
I DON'T WANT TO BE SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZED
GOOGLE PLS GO

>>152065074

Boosto boosto boosto!

>>152065074
volts volts volts

>>152065229

Amps would make more sense in that case.

>>152063606
ANON GET DOWN
IT'S THE ENEMY TRUCK

>>152065287

>get down

You know you can't dive under Truck-kun, right? Even if you get into those roadside covered gutters, he will still get you.

>>152063690
Vegemite is delicious and so is Marmite

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>>152063606

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What about Isekai Train-kun?

>>152065391
What kind of panties is she wearing?
Is it durasteel?

>>152065442

Carbon fiber with plastic coating.

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>>152065478
Ugeh

>>152065498

Her nee-chan has metal chastity belt, though.

>>152064896
>electric
Silent, stealthy truck-kun .... the streets of Japan will be littered with corpses

>>152065533
Post nee-chan then.
Hate this plastic shit, always breaks first in the incident and costs like spaceship.

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>>152065537
They might have to install those sirens that are usually put on ice-cream or other announcement trucks.
The faster the truck is going - the faster the track is playing.

>>152065537

Nah, they will be ai-controlled, so their accuracy will improve. Only the most pathetic neets will get isekai'd, the cute girls will just get a gentle bump and fall down so senpai-kun or onii-chan can carry them home.

>>152063728
you can not escape.

>>152065615

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNj-yfhET-M

>>152065615
>truck-kun slows to a crawl
>playingthe themesong to Jaws

>>152065675
>they will be ai-controlled,
>so their accuracy will improve
Fucking twilight of humanity anon.
Truck goes out of depot in Hokkaido, goes ballistic and hits you flat in the face the moment you go out of your home.

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>>152064412
> if the air escapes the system or compressor can't keep up with an output - you get a truck with no brakes at all.
No, that's completely wrong. Truck driver here, the brakes are designed to be fail-safe. The air pressure in the system holds the brakes released. If air pressure in either tank goes below 60psi an alarm goes off. (normal operating range is 105-135psi) At 45 psi the brakes dynamite - meaning apply fully, and cannot be released until pressure is restored.

Sudden loss of air pressure, while yes, very bad, DOES NOT cause a runaway. It causes a sudden, unavoidable stop wherever you are.

>>152065905
> the brakes are designed to be fail-safe
Well have you seen what kind of chtonic shit drivers still drive around here in Russia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44ZrBmCpKI

Parallel words are fucking full of slavs at this point.

>>152065287
Behold, my stand!
[Life is a Highway]

>>152065953
All driving WAY too fast for cities. Most likely they overheated their brakes, which does cause failure - hence engine brakes for downhill. Engine brakes can be run continuously with no ill effects.

Of course, that's Russia, so anything goes. With proper maintenance, or at least enough to pass random inspections at Canadian/American weigh stations, the brakes WILL stop a truck in a city or flat freeway. I wouldn't trust Russian maintenance.


On the subject of self-driving trucks. Unlikely for a very long time. Too many things that drivers do that a computer can't. Eventually it'll happen, but not for at least 50 years.

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>>152065905
>Truck driver here
When you stop at a roadside inn and order a hooker - do you ask her to call you oniichan?

>>152066256
>roadside inn
Yeah right. Long haul trucks have sleeper berths for a reason. Bunk bed, TV, microwave, mini fridge, small desk and enough closet space for at least a week. Free (clean!) showers at truck stops with fuel purchase. Only costs about $10 in fuel to idle overnight. Nobody is going to pay for a hotel unless they're on the road for more than two weeks.

Not a hooker guy. Also they're called lot lizards, and every one that I've seen walking around has been ugly. Wouldn't touch with a 53ft pole.

>>152065074
The language will continue on. Phones don't "ring" anymore, nor do you "pick up" the receiver.

>>152066598
Things analogous to those still happen, though. Conversely, "off the hook" no longer describes any state a phone can be in.

>>152064523
holy fucking shit
I've never laughed so long at a fucking webm
literally fucking how?
if they truck missed him how is he so beat up
was he sleeping in the road for an hour after bitch tried to kill him?

what the actual fuck?

>>152066651
Right, which is why I think "Gas, gas, gas" will continue on.

I've never seen Initial D, it's next on my list. I'm assuming it means "hit the gas"?

>>152066784
It's from the soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/z4EFYKlEhP4

Why doesn't Japan ban trucks and make flu shots mandatory?

>still no isekai where the mc is the truck

cum on japan, stab it up

>>152066864

Because they have a huge overpopulation problem in the urban areas.

>>152067327
But they have a serious birth rate problem.

>>152067375

That won't matter, they will have robotic waifus while the rest of the world burns.

>>152065953
Anon, did you ever stop and think about your post while you were writing it? Catastrophic fatal failure and Russians go together like obesity and Americans.

>>152067024
Have one of those super sick semis with all the lights on it crash into a wizard and it gets isekai'd

Is there speed limit for the trucks and bus to travel in the public roads?

>>152063728
The real one has Miranda Kerr.

>>152067653
No, of course not.

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>>152064412
Pretty much this. I'm trying to date this one Japanese girl, but she's always so busy. I have no idea how in the hell I'm supposed to take it to the next level if she's always working. 6 days a week, 12 hours a day, 0 vacation time. She gets sick and works through it. How is this life? I should just knock her up and force her to come to the US with me.

>>152067718
scum

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>>152067413
You got that right.

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>>152067718
That's actually their usual method of blue-balling.
If a person is really interested - he\she will always make time to meet.
If there is no time for few weeks - then there is no interest and you're being passively rejected.
Chicks don't like flat-out rejecting males, something in their instincts is against it.
Probably have something to do with fact that average male can kill average female with bare hands.
Also another anon in another thread told me that there are jobs that pay a bit less but have nice 8h work day and vacations.
People with family or lovers choose this instead.

TL;DR: she doesn't like you.

>>152066387
I see.
In Russia long haul trucks with spacious sleeper berths are rare.
Local manufacturers can't be bothered with stopping conveyor and replacing painting camera to afford bigger cabins.
Literally the only reason long hauls don't have space to sleep in russian trucks.
Euroburgers make them with some retarded length restrictions in mind so they don't have much space either.
There are a bunch of motels with hugeass parking lots for trucks along popular routes.

>>152069067
To be honest I've never seen a truck with a sleeping berth ever in my life. Then again, I live in a relatively small archipelagic country so we don't really need them.

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>>152069296
>he lives on the islands

>>152067718
She just doesn't like you so she makes that excuse, lol.

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>>152063606

>>152069296
That makes it a lot easier, yeah. When you have 2200km between your local grocery store, and every orchard that produces for them, you need long haul truck drivers, and thus the trucks. North America is just huge, and everything is grown in the south. Here, unless you live in a major city truck with sleepers are the majority. Day cabs are only found running around cities, ports and rail lines doing the final mile.

>>152069673
Superior Japanese targeting.

>>152065953
Truck drivers always remind me of Braking Bad. Because it's like "you think I'm in danger? No. I AM the danger."

>>152063606
>you will never die and get sent to a magical rpg world with cute girls where you get to go on adventures everyday
oh look... its raining

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>>152069931
How do you know?

>>152065012
>Isn't EU going to ban combustion engines in civilian cars by 202X something?
How can we know what will happen in the future? Some people predicted that oil will run out soon, but the end seems to be pretty far away. It's also possible that pure electric is a meme technology that will quickly get replaced by something better like what happened with pager, fax and 3D glasses.

>>152070083
No, I thought I literally saw the news, perhaps not as soon as 202X maybe 205X.

>>152070083
Electric is a great technology.
Problem is that batteries suck, they just can't get close to the energy density of refined petroleum.
Some kind of revolutionary battery tech that gives the same kind of energy density of petroleum would make internal combustion completely pointless.

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>>152069957
A drop of rain landed on his cheek.

>>152070169
Not that bwaka, how do you know you won't isekai if trucked?

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>>152070182
He didn't say that, he implied that you won't get trucked in the first place; which is pretty accurate unless you go looking for it. Before I left the industry I was paranoid about pancaking some idiot on the road.

Also, clearly I need to read this book.

>>152070123
But isn't battery what makes an electic car what it is? If you're talking about advantages not inherent to using batteries, then you're probably thinking about electrical transmission which can be done with any power source (engine charges the generator, generator distributes power to the wheels). It was used as early as Porsche's tanks (I learned that from GuP). It never gained traction because expensive copper is needed to make generators.

>>152070237
You can google most common places for road accidents with pedestrians and build a route through several of them and walk it every day with eyes closed or something.

>>152070268
Well why have batteries? What about some kind of road-based electrical source?

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>>152070595
There actually was an episode of Top Gear where they were thinking about electric cars and came up with making them work like bumber cars.

>>152069803
But it missed

>>152070761
keikakudoori.
You don't understand the High Purpose.

>>152069957
fiction is always too good to be reality

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>>152070791
So you don't know.

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>>152070835
>insurancing intensifies

>>152063606
How common does this actually happen that it's a trope?

>>152070949
Well nips cities are really dense and logistic relies on a fleet of small maneuverable trucks so there's a lot of them.
Coupled with traditional nippon culture to overwork wageslaves - and recipe for Isekai is solid.

>>152070903
>needing insurance
Ambulances only cost $50 in glorious socialist maple syrup land! Taxis are still cheaper, and faster though. Hospitals are free too!

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>>152071128
I was mocking Americans too comrade.
Here in motherland ambulance is free and you will be saved from death for free, but overall quality of free healthcare is total shit.
Especially of note is now filthy are hospitals and how many "tips" require junior medical personnel to actually do their job.
Any half-decent employer purchases medical insurance for his employees and this shit varies from good to absolutely fucking great.
I got my tonsillitis removed with a combination of laser and freezing using such insurance.
Funny enough: accidents on road is very common in Russia and ambulances often drive fast with siren on so they get in road accidents a lot.
You can also get Isekaied by one since drivers forget to turn on siren, I was almost hit by one the other day on a crossing.

>truck is so dangerous it is used by ISIS

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>>152063606
>3 cylinders
>less than 80hp
>body is made of plastic
how the fuck do you kill anything with this?

>>152063858
would watch/10