Akko sure does have a cute butt.
Lotte is actually the cutest.
One day into the start of the series, and shitposting is at an all time high.
The episode was fun but the exposition felt like such a slog:
>witch girls describing the school's financial problems and the nature of the magic highway with Akko happening to overhear them
>Sucy describing the forest and the Cocktraise's pretrification
Show don't tell should be the main principle behind an animation-oriented show. A certain mahou shoujo last year nailed this for most of its run.
So? She's still cute.
Akko is the missing link in Diana's suppressed life.
That's not right, I married her.
Reposted from another thread.
From evidence we've gathered from watching the first episode, and British general knowledge, it's been extrapolated that:
>Glytonbury is Glastonbury (obviously)
>Akko, Lotte, Sucy, and other First-Years are either 16 or 17 years old
>Luna Nova is most likely a magical girl's college catering to witches aged 16 to 18
I tried looking for the bridge where Sucy and Akko met on google maps, but there are no streams or rivers between Glastonbury Tor or Glastonbury Abbey (which are in the county of Somerset, United Kingdom). The closest match I could find was a VERY similar-looking bridge that’s actually in Glastonbury, Connecticut, United States. I understand that the show’s aim isn’t to show off an exact, anime replica of Glastonbury, but was this bridge actually the result of a research error made by the production staff or is it just another visual metaphor?
Less obviously, judging from the blonde kid with the Nintendo 3DS XL and the fact that Diana's lackeys' dialogue imply that episode 1 is set the school day right after the British Easter holidays... Assuming that LWA (TV) isn't set in the future, there are 4 real-life dates Episode 1 could have been set in:
>April 15, 2013
>April 24, 2014
>April 13, 2015
>April 4, 2016
What say you, anons? Have I dug deep enough?
I loved the first episode, but some choices are just baffling to no end.
For example, once again, it's Everyone is an Asshole Except For Lotte the show. Poor little thing needs better friends.
Then, there's Suzy straight up using people she doesn't know as bait to a monster with poisonous feathers and shit breath?
And why make Diana being a disgusting fangirl this obvious this time around?
>And why make Diana being a disgusting fangirl this obvious this time around?
Because the fact that this is a 2cours show means that the plot, and thus the dynamic between the protagonist and her deuteragonist rival, is actually going to go somewhere.
In the original OVA, Diana being there was just an easter egg that kinda made her attitude a little cuter in context. Here it will probably end up being plot-relevant and important both to her character growth and her eventual friendship/reconciliation with Akko, so they made it more obvious.
I keep expecting Akko to shoot the arrow at the wrong place. Like in this episode when she shot the ground, I really thought they'd pull a deadpan cut to Ursula incredulous that Akko did something that dumb.
Butt sniffing and licking are the best fetishes.
I understand how you feel.
Some things were just made to be lewdposted about though.
I can't help it either. I have a serious addiction to butts and I cannot help but lewdpost about buttholes.
AKKO DOESN'T EVEN WEAR PANTIES
All of the little witch butts are treasures.
I frequently wish that I were a cute witch so I could use my magic to summon lewd demons with animal cocks and use my witchcraft for all sorts of other degenerate things.
Akko just doesn't like to wear them okay!
No burn pls
Thanks. I've always wanted to be a witch. I love them more than just about anything.
Also, I tried looking at train stations in the area, and then just generally old English stations, it doesn't resemble any of them except in the vaguest sense with the entryway between two extrusions, which many of them have.
I added the interior of the tower to this pic I posted in the previous thread.
I think the answer to that question depends on her real age.
If she's 14-15 and just entering highschool, as many have theorized, then she's probably just beginning to have a curiosity about it, but is still yet too inexperienced in those matters to be receptive to anything more than some private experimenting in the bathroom. You know, just playing with the opening a little while she's away from prying eyes, seeing how it feels.
If she's 18 and college-aged, as that one anon has suggested, then she's probably already graduated from experimenting to exploring, and is probably quite familiar with her most preferred methods of masturbating with it. Having somebody else play with it, mark it, make it theirs, is probably her deepest and most shameful fantasy, the thing her mind wanders to only after the most stressful of days when her need for release is at its peak. This Akko would be embarrassed, but surrender herself to you in the coy manner of a girl that doesn't want you to know how much she wants it, and maybe isn't even quite ready to admit to herself.
Lotte definitely is. See: >>152048550
First line here says she's from Finland.
Furthermore, her full name is Lotte Yanson (Janson?), a very finn name.
When they were riding through the magic highway, shit she dropped included salmiakki and karl fazer chocolate, both highly finnish. When she tripped in front of the leyline stop she said 'Mom and Yanne gave me too many gifts to take back'. More Finnish names. Ashensi's subs say Yanne but the actual name in nordic countries is Janne, so it's plausible it's a subbing error.
But the name is a fun spot for speculation. Janne is a male name in Finland and Sweden but female in Estonia, Denmark, and Norway, so the gender of Janne is not certain. If it's a male, then it could be a stepfather or a
boyfriend, considering she didn't say mother and father. If it's female then that leaves even more room for creativity.
I'm pretty sure she's named after Tove Jansson, since they've named a couple other characters after cartoonists.
I want Akko to pee in my mouth.
In the UK, at least in England, the schooling ages are:
>Primary School: 5 to 11
>Secondary School: 11 to 16
>"College": 16-18 (19 if you're taking a third year/Year 14)
>University: 18 and onwards
They mentioned in the entrance ceremony that it was a 3-year school. It can't be british "college"
The school system is almost certainly based on the japanese system, not the UK's. Their audience wouldn't have any frame of reference for the UK system.
>Implying she isn't Duterte's operative sent to Luna Nova to learn the secrets of magic.
7D Chess, my friend.
spankings. poking it at various times. Insisting to take her temperature with a rectal thermometer and making her lay across your lap as you do it. Then saying you need to take it again right when you get the temp, and then again and again.
Holy shit the other girl in that picture is also present in the matriculation ceremony, look at her eyes
So there's probably more Shiny Chariot sympathizers in the school than we first thought
I love how expressive it is. I'm only 4 minutes into it, but I've already amassed 10 or so reaction images.
It's gonna be a good season, friend.
>you will never be that bird
>fleeing from duterte
>listening to western propaganda
I'm not sure what to do with this mental image
>saying this lie when the real cutest girl is right there
depends on what you define as "ugly"
>walking through the haunted forest
Whats with the lack of Sucyposting?
Sucy a grumpy shit
0 sex appeal
>having shit taste
>liking shit characters
Well at least your cropping got better.
To that guy who gauges his opinion on whether or not retards hang around and praise it, stop being in highschool. Try graduating from that once in your life so you won't look like the oldest student there.
Definition "super-villain": a killer who love children.
One who is well-skilled in destruction, as well as building.
Filipinos are the greatest race in the world and thus can do no wrong.
Lots of nice stuff in this thread. Very nice indeed.
Butts aren't just about size or the silhouette in a dress. Akko's well-trained ass has talent, latent potential beyond your wildest dreams. If Keijo has taught me anything, a big ass is nothing before a skilled one.
To put things in perspective: Sucy has a big juicy ass that feels good to spank; Akko has a firm little ass, tensed taut, that would make her feel good when spanked.
While you can appreciate the work that's gone into shaping the former, you can't help but respect that the latter is something special and in a league all its own.
>Sucy will never make you swallow her potion
Also I can't wait for the Inferno Cop cameo.
>Lots of discussion on 4chan
>Really? I will go look.
Oh shit, they're here.
Sucy seems like she'll end up as the sluggish, wisecracking, yet badass teacher to some young witches one day.
I mean the "eyes-always-half-closed-until-it's-time-to-kick-ass" type
Akko is the Golden Trio and Neville put together.
>no talent in magic
>but can wield the most powerful wand in existence
She's the best.
Do not believe in Eternal Anglo's lies
I don't dislike her. But she is no Diana, and I love a girl who pushes down her inner child feelings to try and adjust to the competitive world by trying to forego her vulnerable emotions that she feels would hold her back as she acts very proud though her past would eventually creep back on her and cause her slight distress in the form of one enthusiastic girl who reminds her of how she used to be when she was really young and that scares her on the inside and in knowing this Diana is actually easy to bully especially if her reputation is riding on her pride and dignity.
>a gentleman with refined taste
i guess /a/ isn't dead yet
Is Shiny Chariot the real victim of bullying, not Akko?
I did not mean to post that, but I'm not disappointed that I did.
>Be elite mage
>Work your ass off to reach that level
>Finally get in to a prestigious school
>First day of school find a fucking normie at the gates
>Doesn't even know how to use magic
>Only there because of fucking Affirmative Action programs
>have enormous ghost girl fetish
If nothing else, the fanart will be.
>Yurifags are THIS DESPERATE ALREADY
Serves you right for ruining my flipflapper threads
>When the series director himself drew the pairing
I mean sure, that's in no way remotely canon or an indication of intent, but we're hardly grasping at straws here.
Actually does it count as fanart if it's of your own project, even if it's not officially relevant?
>Psst, Akko, I can make you a powerful witch if you sign my autograph book
>Drawing smut for your own characters does not count as anything other than fanart
Well alright. It's just that if you're the creator, can you really be a "Fan"? Feels like there should be a separate term.
>no matter how much you want Pretty Neighbors to be canon.
You lost me.
Well I'm imaging them nerding out together about shiny chariot and discussing their memorabilia with Diana bragging how much of a bigger fan than Akko is without it having an subtext at all and you can't fucking stop me, yurifag.
You can be a creator and still draw things for shits and giggles, especially if it gets people like you riled up. If it's not in the story proper, it doesn't count.
Who are we to question the nature of Perfection?
>If it's not in the story proper, it doesn't count.
Yes, I know and fully acknowledge that.
I'm just arguing terminology at this point.
So it's a doujin or something? Admittedly never really got into Index/Railgun, despite a long-standing interest in it, and nigh-constant praise from a friend.
Amanda teaching the girls to "dance" doujin when?
Did he stutter?
>hfw she overheard you saying that
I'm very concerned that Trigger won't be able to maintain such a ridiculously high level of animation quality for the entire cour. I don't want LWA to leave a bad taste in our mouths for any reason at all - it is too pure. Even the threads is produces on /a/ seems to have a calming influence on us all.
Yeah. Like personally, I heard the "No, you're a sacrifice" line as a joke. A rather dark one considering the very real danger they were in, but she didn't actively plot or desire for them to die.
No, but off the top of my head:
The other trio of girls including pic related had their nationalities revealed at some point too, but I can't recall what they were.
He is implying that her body would be better off acquiring an evolutionary quirk to defecate through the pores in her skin then to actually use the the waste hole she would normaly, after he is done with the illicit acts described in his post.
Mind you that doing so would probably cause a lot of discomforet for not only yourself but also everyone around you.
He is also shaping his sentence in a way that make it seem like that the said illicit acts would be so detrimental to her body that the former would seem like a more pleasurable experience.
Did that clear everything up for you?
>Constanze is German iirc.
What would give you that idea?
Is there a program that can take a video file and automatically output image files for each frame selected?
I can't screencap enough of the cutest, brightest, sweetest witch in the land.
I really want Lotte to sit on my face and pee in my mouth.
Reminder that if somebody damages Akko's treasure we riot.
As an Irish anon, yes it does. It was in the back of my head that there was some Irish connection regarding Amanda, but I couldn't remember what it was.
Where is that stated by the way?
There are, they just don't make it into posh private Academies like Luna Nova.
The ones that are really dedicated to their craft probably book trips back to Africa and work apprenticeships under practicing magic-users in nomadic tribes.
I'm sure there's probably some Caribbean Sucy out there whose father fucked a soucouyant.
>After one too many of Akko's fangirl speeches, Diana takes her "Treasure" and makes a big public showing of tearing it in half in front of her, complete with a very public dressing down of her dreams and beliefs
>Later as Akko lays crying in bed, she hears a knock at the door, and notices something slipped under the door before the sound of footsteps hurrying away
>Discovers her treasure, fully repaired and not a scratch on it
>Yep, the stereotypical Irish look even though almost nobody has that combination over here.
Japan wheels and deals in stereotypical appearances.
I can count the number of blue-eyed blondes I've met in my life on one hand, but the vast majority of foreigners portrayed in Japanese media carry this Aryan appearance.
>Japan wheels and deals in stereotypical appearances.
Oh I know, it's just odd seeing it applied to my own national stereotype for once. I'm more used to seeing it applied to our neighbour across the water with the blonde hair-blue eyes combo.
I don't think even a witch can shout loud enough to blow somebody's clothes off.
>Don't care for Amanda
>Hanna and Barbara are cunts
>No other qt American witches
>When they all say "highway" in unison
God, that gets my dick hard.
tfw family is actually irish descent
great grandfather was a stowaway on a boat to america
allegedly didn't even realize it was going to america because he was blind drunk
also allegedly won his wife's hand in marriage after beating her father in a game of cards
>also allegedly won his wife's hand in marriage after beating her father in a game of cards
If you know a better way of getting a wife, I'd like to hear it.
What's this I'm hearing about future Akko being fucking stacked?
Sounds like the plot of a certain old movie.
Don't be silly, anon.
That's such a shit movie, but every time I'm reminded of it I get frustrated because of what happened to the village the film-makers built from scratch in the west of Ireland.
Is this worth watching?
I thought it would be stupid but you guys seem like you're having
Best Koreans probably make horrible wives
>never learned to cook because no food
>never learned to read/write because no schools
>never learned job skills because no rights
>can't even shitpost because no computer
It would be like doting on a drooling invalid that just so happens to be able to legally consent to sex.
>nah, she's a nip. She'll be flat forever
Not entirely true - she could be one of those rare big-boobed nips.
Also, I think you're forgetting that this is anime.
and also there is no stupid sorting system.
The sorting system was fucking retarded. Link related is just one of the minor reasons it's stupid.
>I thought it would be stupid but you guys seem like you're having fun
Just what are you implying?