ITT: Girls you could introduce to your parents.

>>152005872
What a proper looking girl. She looks like very well grounded socially.

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>>152005696
Are you joking? anime girls don't speak english. My parents would probably think they're some asian hooker I paid to pretend to be my gf

My parents would probably be very open and welcoming to anyone.

At least I assume so since that's how they've been with my sisters boyfriends, no way of knowing if they'd treat a girl the same way since I've never brought one.

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Gladly.

>>152005696
None because I'm a girl myself

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She's polite and from a good family.

>>152006562
Put your trip back on faggot isn't the fact that everybody filtered you evidence enough that nobody wants to see your posts. Or do you just enjoy annoying people.

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>>152005696
That's not fair OP, you can't just start the thread with the best one.

>>152006559
>2016+1
>not being lesbian

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The only one i would bring home.

>>152006445
Excellent choice my friend.

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>>152005875
Not a good idea. I'd probably end up fucking your dad

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Well... I guess the not wearing pants thing could maybe be an issue.

>>152006771
>parents would never know that you're actually gay
DEVILISH

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>>152006137
But she'd just accidentally meme at them.

>>152006675
b-but op says girl

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>>152006675
Whelp, close enough

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>>152005696
>ywn introduce Ai to your parents

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>>152007215
>Sluten

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>>152007545
>ywn never introduce anybody to your parents

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>tfw she will never tuturuuu to my parents

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>>152007607
>tfw my brother is a fag so it's up to me to carry on my family's line
it's even worse that my parents are so nice about it, insisting that i don't need to feel pressured and such. i don't mean to blog but it gets to me man

>>152006445
But how will they be able to see her if she's blind?

>>152007651
>Bring home a turboautist that communicates her affection via arguments and memes
Brilliant idea.

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we have a piano so the folks would be wow'ed

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>>152007865
Exactly, she's just like me.

>>152006137
>ash tray
>Smoking inside

Not to be some straight edge fag but that's nasty.

>>152006137
How do I get good at making images like this one?

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>>152007960
I see numerous ways it can go poorly.

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I would her saggy tits

>>152008123
>anon, why isn't she wearing any underwear?
>dad, why are you looking?

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>>152007752
Don't worry Anon. My Dad doesn't care and my Mom is adamant in telling me not to marry someone I do not love. "Don't feel you're pressured into doing something you do not want to do." "Please, I just don't want you to end up with a woman you don't love out of some obligation you feel." Dad just thinks the 'quality' of women these days are terrible. Then again he is kinda old school.

>>152008094
Pretty much everything has possible negative outcomes that's no reason to never do anything

>>152008265
Why the fuck is what your dad says supposed to console him.

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>>152005696

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>>152008328
Is there some sort of problem?

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>>152008162
ram a qt pa2t

the whole "threatening to kill everyone" thing might be a little hard to rationalize to your parents though

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>>152005696

>>152008627
She's like, 12.

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>>152006137
>>152007651
This is one of the few legitimate answers. Smart, witty, hot, cute, sweet, stylish and fluent in English.

>>152008328
>He doesn't have anyone yet
>Mom says not to worry but to be ethical
>Dad says not to worry because the market is shit not him
If anything what the dad said is more useful

>>152007106
My house isn't big enough, otherwise I don't think they'd mind. My best friend would leave the country cause he's terrified of snakes though (really, how can you be afraid of anything about Mia other than her cooking?)

>>152008698
She's 430 actually

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>>152007818
>introducing your parents to a dead girl

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>>152008698

As long as there is love, age does not matter

>>152008705
I don't think you're quite understanding the point.

Anon 1 and anon 2 are different people and have different parents. Anon 2's dad saying something doesn't have any affect on anon 1 or anon 1's dad.

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>>152008865
Riko is not a slut.
Delete this immediately.

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>>152007815
Why does Shizune need glasses if she's deaf?

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I want someone outrageous to piss off my parents off Everest. So Saber since I live in Asia and English are rare as fuck

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I wanna introduce my Kouhai girlfriend to my parents

>>152008824
Time travel shit doesnt count

>>152008895
You're going to jail

>>152007996
Doesn't seem to be too hard - just a cutout on top of an image.

The real trick is getting the lighting direction/intensity and color schemes to line up.

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>>152008929
Are you the novoselic hero of legend?

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>>152006025
>not having a waifu who speaks English

>introducing a 2D girl to your parents

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>>152008929
while we're on the subject of DR, i imagine mahiru would also be a great choice to meet your parents

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>>152005696

>>152008501
She would be great once she was out of that horrible cosplay. She is a Japper.

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>>152005696

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This is a girl (boy type).

>>152009355
>not sharing your incredible discovery/creation of another form of life
what did he mean by this?

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>>152005696

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>>152009205
Yes, I am.

>>152009403
She would be tied with Sonia on this honestly.

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>>152005696
She's shy and awkward af but introducing her to my old bastards should be pretty damn easy.

>>152005696
anon you can't introduce someone who doesn't exist

>ITT boring ass girls except for >>152006483 >>152007919 >>152008123 >>152008865 >>152008886 >>152007498 >>152007215
and >>152007362

If you're not part of that list, kill yourself with your moeblob.

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My mom would be impressed. My dad would continue on not existing.

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>>152009644
Miho is perfect gf material.

>>152009715
>cant accept patrician tastes.

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>>152009715

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>>152009752
Yes she is, my brother.

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Pretty much like every other girl I've brought home. I've obviously got a type.

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>>152009715
Oh Anon you're so silly.

>>152009798
Shame you parents won't understand her unless you have in english dub.

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>>152009055

Wouldn't your parents be glad that their son nabbed himself a top-tier howite piggu?

Mine would honestly be surprised I'm not gay.

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Literally the best existence possible in the neverending expanding universe.

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She'd just be surprised I'm not gay

>>152005696
why would I introduce someone that doesn't exist?

>>152010291
>could introduce

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>>152005696

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>>152009715

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>>152005696
>Girls
>That awkward moment, when school girls is too young

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>>152009268
I AM BUCHOU

>>152010504
the absolute madman

>introducing your SO to parents
Don't do it, they'll just ask how she is doing every time even after you break up ;_;

>>152010764
Why is everyone who uses the term "SO" a faggot?

At this point I could introduce practically any girl to my parents and they'd be relieved that I'm not gay.

>>152010504
memes with crt's

that's dedication

>>152010818
Because they spend too much time on reddit and /adv/ talking about their love problems.

>>152010030
>>152010100
>>152010866

I'm seeing a common trend here.

>>152010972
>2017
>not being g/a/y

>>152010972
Loneliness with no real drive or confidence to change it?

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>>152005696
I fucking wish.

I really fucking wish.

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>>152006137
>ashtray at the computer

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>>152005696

>>152011754
I'd fuck that Jumpluff.

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>>152011718
I'd introduce Natsumoe

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what mother want my dad can't offer a option as he's currently locked up for at least 38 years on 5 felonies crimes.

>>152007865
Why did you have to word it in such a way that makes me want to marry Kurisu instantly and make tender love to her?

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>Wait, do you two know each other?

>>152011754
>"Wow she's got a nice midriff, son. Maybe she should pull up her pants a little though"

>>152006122
excellent choice, i am actually trying to find a person like that

>>152005696

Lots of grown men in this thread want to take a 16 year old girl to meet their parents.

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Only correct choice.

>>152005696
None. They are dead.
Fuck.

>>152012033
>grown men
we are just a bunch of little girls, baka

>>152012033
better than nothin

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>>152012033
As of Seiren which is currently airing, it takes 9 years after Amagami.

So she's 24, bucko.

>>152005696
You know, at this point absolutely any girl would work to put their minds at ease.

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>"She literally fell into pieces when she met me dad."
>"Hey Bina could you give me a hand." literally gives him her hand.

Dad jokes for days with Bina

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>>152008126
You again with nuhgeeesuh

>>152012384
i would present her to my parents, since she is my waifu, but it would a terrible experience both for my parents and her

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>>152006559

>>152011825
You probably felt that way about her anyway. I find it difficult to blame you.

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>>152005696
Otome from Shimoneta

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>>152005696
The real problem would be introducing my parents to my waifu.

No girl would I introduce to my parents, they are very judgmental if I was with any girl I would never subject them to that torture

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Fortunately for me, she likes clowns

>>152007265
Late post, but patrician taste, my friend.

>>152007265
underrated post

>>152013666
how relevant is she?

i never watched hxh (i suppose she is from that show) but i may watch for her

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>Why is she wearing those fake ears and tail son? Is she a furry? Are you a furry!?

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>>152008265
>Dad just thinks the 'quality' of women these days are terrible
Your dad sounds like some kind of /pol/ack?
I mean the dad he isn't wrong but still.

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>>152009903
>TFW Mizore isn't real
Would introduce her to my parents assuming she wouldn't be shy about it and she shows off how cool she is.

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>>152014098
>she shows off how cool she is

Oh anon, you card.

>>152013904
She's part of a larger arc in the anime, not really that much of a focus on her though

>>152014464
can you say more or less which episde that arc beggins, or just the name of it? google did not help

>>152014624
Phantom troupe arc

>>152014806
thanks

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>>152005696

>>152005696
>tfw no Ai gf

It'll never stop being painful

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>all these people trying to bring girls who don't even speak english

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>>152015663
>Being unable to translate for your waifu
さすが、アノンくん。

>>152006336
a femenine penis... wew lad

>>152015663
>> 2017.
>> Haven't spent a single moment into learning nipanese.

それがおかしいよ、アノンちゃん。俺に似たような人になればよかったのになぁ。

>>152005696
I mean, my parents would throw a party and give me a car if I take any girl home, what kind of girls are we supposed to post in this thread?

>>152017055
Ones who don't have some sort of odd personality quirk that would make the meeting a disaster/awkward as hell. Girls who can handle meetings well, and would make a good impression on parents.

>>152017114
Can you quote those girls IIT?

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They would absolutely LOVE Tohka.

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>>152017114
Am I doing it right?

>>152017190
alright, well i haven't seen the source anime of every girl here, but i'll quote the ones that i know fit. this is gonna get long, but you asked for it
>>152005696, >>152006413, >>152005989, >>152006445, >>152006483, >>152006624, >>152006729, >>152006747, >>152007035, >>152007212, >>152007465, >>152007486, >>152007646, >>152008126, >>152008489, >>152008603, >>152008627, >>152008886, >>152008914, >>152008929, >>152009017, >>152009403, >>152010030, >>152012384, >>152013922, >>152015458, >>152017279

>>152017461
Nice. I agree with your assesment, anon.

>>152015663
It's okay, my parents don't speak English either.

>>152017461
>introduce Korbo
>"so, sweetheart, have you been with any other guy before"
>"yes ma'am, like 10 guys and 200 wolves"
>"door is right there --->"

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It wouldn't really matter. My mother would just be relieved to have physical proof that I am not gay.
I'd just bring this cute girl home.

>>152017796
Assuming they ask a question like that. When it would come to conversations and such, she would probably be mostly polite, if just a little condescending. Her personality is playful and a little bit full of herself, but not so much that it's off-putting

>>152017461
Hey, you forgot about Touma Kazusa there, anon.

>>152017955
She looks nice enough, but like I said, I omitted girls who I don't know.

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>Mom : Hey anon, how old is she?
>Anon : About 500 years old, and oh she can turn her body into teenager or ara-ara busty mature lady if you not comfortable with her current body.

>>152017208
>Polluting your gene pool with maximum baka

>>152017461
>Galko
Fuck off

>>152018085
>You're dating someone older than me?
You're just asking for awkward conversations

>>152018138
What's wrong with her? She's polite, doesn't have any screws loose, gets embarrassed(indicating that she has shame, and will compose herself best to avoid making a fool out of herself). She also seems to take relationships semi-seriously.

>>152018150
>Mom, I like older women
There.

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Everyone in pic related as well as Yuka.

>>152007368
I have two moms.

It won't be a concern.

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Smug Doctor Wife.

>>152018510
Good taste, friend.

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I'm busting out an obscure waifu.

I bet none of you faggots even recognize her.

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>>152013240
You better be Mr. Onodera or Haru.

>>152005696
parents would be happy with anything close to a girl

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>>152018546
That's not best girl

>>152018270
>she proceeds to get new pairs of jeans from the whole family every christmas

>>152018079
Watch White Album 2 so you met her. You won't regret it.

>>152019103
Will do.

>>152019079
Kek.

>>152018704
Best girl?

She's not even the best serial killer in the manga.

Stalker>Knight>Vampire>Masochist>>>Tsujigiri>Phantom Killer>Girl at the therapist's office with the plot relevant scars on her throat>Sister>Narcoleptic>Necrophiliac fox

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>parents keep saying it's fine to be gay because no gf

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If you're on this site, it's at least a fairly safe bet that your parents have low expectations of you.

>>152009903
Where the fuck would you find these type of girls?

>>152019433
In trash cans.

It's where they belong.

>>152005696
>tfw even if you met a nice girl your parents are already dead

>>152012339
I want to lick her all over.
Also, them assfangs.

>>152019270
>Parents keep saying its good to focus on what you want from life first and deal with relationships later

>They still ask if you know any girls or are planning getting into a relationships soon
>Treat you like a child when meeting new people, "C'mon Anon, say hi", "Anon, why aren't you talking with (younger female relative of one of their friends)? I'm sure you'll get along"
>They look over at you with a disappointed look when your brother/nephew/cousin wraps his arm around his girlfriend

Fucking hell

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>>152005696
:^(

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>>152019759
please do not sexualize my waifu.

>>152005696
>>152019882
Amagami is honestly unfair since all of the girls are top "introduce to the parents" material

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>>152020313
You really aren't wrong.
>They made the show with this thread in mind.

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>>152020313
>>152020377
>Junichi has parents
Really? When did that happen?

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>>152005696
You wont be introducing any anime girl to your parents you fucking virgins

>>152005979
Worm slut.

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>>152021114
>Implying that I am
Maybe I just like anime too anon

>>152021240
>a Kumifag is a normalfag

Figures.

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I think she's polite and kind enough that they would be able to look past her strange manner of dress. I could just ask her to wear a hoodie and jeans.

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>>152021308
Sorry anon

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>>152005696

the ideal japanese wife

>>152020856
They probably did before his sister bought him bath salts and he burned down their house.

>>152023256
My family would be really proud if I brought someone like her home. They are very shallow. I know my mom and sister would find a way to fondle her as well.

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>>152020856
>implying Miya didn't kill their parents

>>152023979
The last scene of the anime was Junichi setting his porno mags on fire in his house. They all died.

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>>152009268
>not having a waifu who speaks cobol

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rightful miko

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>>152023944
Your family sounds like fun

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They would love her as much as me.

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>>152005875

>>152024392
sounds like it until you are shopping in Target with your mom and sister and mom grabs your sisters tits and loudly proclaims "you are having a great boob day".

>>152024600
I want to see a white-trash family depicted in anime

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>>152009355
I introduced my waifu to the parents via figma.

>Dad sees me assembling her, says she's cute and starts asking questions about her show
>Mom walks in, sees what I'm doing and asks, "IS THAT YOUR BITCH!?"
>Dad drops everything and starts laughing
>Dad keeps laughing for an hour
>Now he also calls her "my bitch"
>mfw every time they ask

The entire thing was awkward but went better than expected considering that was the first time I talked about anything anime related with my parents.

sage for blogshit

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>>152024986

>letting people bully your waifu

You should have walked right up to that cunt and slapped her across the face for insulting her like that.

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my parents understand autism

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I'm sure they'd love her.

>>152025685
Depending on what point of her character arc she is at there should be an *or else there

>>152025776

It's Satsuki. The 'or else' doesn't even need to be stated.

>>152025828
She mellows out at the end

KAGA

>>152026210
TE

>>152006390
i disagree

>>152007368
My dad's more talkative and charismatic, but I'm way smarter and better looking than he ever was

>>152015663
the only correct answer

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Faggots, all of you

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>>152019882
They probably already know her.

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>>152018546
I like pic related's aesthetics better. But personally, it's between her and Tooka.

Also

>updates NEVER FUCKING EVER

>>152012054

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman of exquisite taste.

>>152008489
Good taste

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>>152005696
Think about it.

>most of these girls are 15-17
>I'm 10 years older
Got to switch to christmas cake teachers sometime.

How I introduce cartoon characters to my parents

>>152028964
You don't

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>>152019433
I want to know this too, someone please answer.

>>152006122
My ideal girl. I'd give a left nut for a girl like her or a guy like Arima.

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>>152028864
>tfw your waifu gets a timeskip around the time you reach the age of wizardry
>tfw CC's are looking more and more attractive these days

>>152007265
the best

>>152006559
Yeah I'm a girl too. Ignore the penis

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Literally perfect

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I want a cute Kouhai to depend on me.

None because bad relations with parent

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>>152008162
>Ramlethal
Nice

I'll definitely pick Jack-o though, Elphelt is cute but she'd take on anyone.

>>152017461
I got 3 (you)s in one post.

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>Well we always said only a retard could love someone like you, ahaha.

>>152007302
I came here to post this.

Definitely a girl who would impress your parents with her christian values.

And of course her model beauty.

All the while being crazy hot of course.

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Parents, I...

>>152032872
>All the while being crazy h̶o̶t, of course.
Fixed this for you.

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If you're surprised it's because you don't know my parents.

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>>152007752
>tfw mother died in a house fire and father shot himself

I could've introduced my waifu two years ago but didn't have the guts then. Now it's too late.

>>152033959
Waifu business aside, that's some heavy shit, anon. I hope things have gotten better for you.

>>152033620
Your parents sound awesome.

>>152034384
They'd be awesome if they were anybody else's parents.