You are now in a Holy Grail War, and have 30 minutes to find

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I could probably summon Medusa with my LoGH novels.

I can summon the Virgin Mary with my dick.

I have 4 Japanese swords so I guess I summon someone from the Saber class.

So maybe Musashi

>>151973556
I have a dildo I used on your mom, so I guess I can summon Sakura.

>>151973556
I got a Christmas card laying around so I summon Santa Claus.

>>151973556
Sergei Ivanovich Mosin

I want her to sit on my face.

>>151973556
A connection to /a/ and Kirito

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>>151973556
Don't have anything history related so I'll summon Zyzz with my creatine I guess

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>>151973858
Musashi, the bearded old man, or Musashi pic related?

>>151973954
kek

>>151973556
I got a wooden buddha and some old Greek discs

So either Sanzou or any of the Argonauts?

>>151973870
Alter Saber Santa?

i could summon lancer with a 20 year old ticket stub from a blue man group performance i'd reckon

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>>151973556
I have an anthology of Andersen fables sitting on my headboard.

Mjolnir pendant I was given as a joke gift, so I summon Thor.

I guess we can both wear dresses and get shitfaced together?

What could I summon with a blown guitar amplifier?

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i got a bible

surely this will summon some upper-tier servants right?

>>151974314
Depends, is it a Marshall Major?

>>151973954

A++ will chuckle again

I'll summon myself from the future.

I own a couple of Silla artifacts so maybe there's some Korean hero I could summon?

>>151974362
It's a cheap practice amp my friend left here when he was kicked out of his house like 6 years ago.

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>>151973870
Nice.

>>151974295
>>151974334
Friendly reminder that divine spirits can't be summoned as servants, anons. The only way the goddess of prostitution could be made a servant is because she possessed Rin.

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I've got a really old penny, I'll summon Teddy Roosevelt.

>Several swords of different cultures
>A box full of knives
>a couple spears

I pick the glass of water at my side. Give me a badass Caster that will drown my foes.

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>>151973556
If I use a light bulb will I pull Edison?

>>151973556

I have a vast collection of Historical Artefacts, so I have it lucky. I have a Finnish Helmet from WWII, so I could summon the White Death. Or Roman Pottery for a Roman Hero. Or Anglo-Saxon Brooch for someone like Hengist and Horsa. I have a Musket Ball from Waterloo which could give me Napoleon or Wellington, a shard of the Wall of Constantinople for a Byzantine Hero or Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror, or a chunk of rock from one of the Pyramids of Egypt for Ozzy or another Egyptian Hero.

I've got an embarrassment of riches for a Holy Grail War catalyst.

>>151973556
I have a book about Donald Trump. What can that get me?

>>151974620
Bankruptcy

I have a Vive, so I guess I summon the VR Industry as my servant since it's dead

>>151973556
Me on the left.

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I sacrifice a tank of propane and a medium rare steak to summon Hank Hill as berserker.

>>151974521
With a glass of water you can summon the 'Boto Rosa', a creature that exists in a brazilian myth. It's a deceiving creature that looks like a handsome womanizer and you could use him to seduce the female masters and kill them... Somehow. Its true form is that of a cute pink dolphin too.

>>151973556
I choose my t-shirt.
I summon Counter Guardian me from an alternate universe where I won the Holy Grail War, and ended up signing a contract.

Now I just need to follow my CG advice in order to win the HGW.

Check mate faggots.

>>151974620
Just control of the largest military in the world
nbd

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>bible some homeless looking guy gave me on the street
we samson boys

>>151973556
I use a trash can to summon Saber.

>>151974854

He doesn't look very Jewish.

All I got around me is a can of Pepsi
Can I do anything with that shit?

My guns. I'd summon the white death sniper from Finland.

I use an A/C generator to summon Tesla

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>>151973556
My servant is Archer Kaga, her NP are 1 million Koku and F-35b

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>>151973954
>YFW Zyzz is a Berserker who powers up via rave music and europop dancing

>>151974990
Then dies of heart failure before his first fight.

>>151975021
Trunks was too late with the pills.

>>151974975
>meme-35b
>shitposting on fate threads
Seriously kagafag?

Could I technically summon myself?

Like, could I create a self fulfilling bullshit prophecy using time fuckery?

I guess I can summon Steve Job with my iphone, although he be pretty useless in the holy grail war.

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>>151974911
You just fucking won the war

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>>151974911
You can summon the King of Pop.

pun intended

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>>151973954
Kek'd

No matter how much we lift, we will always be anime watching weeaboo faggots at heart

>>151973556
I have glasses and the log horizon BD's, so do I summon Shirou as caster? Or Marielle as sperm dumpster.

>>151975143
>>151974724
You guys forget that when something like that happened, the servant tried to kill his past self.

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>>151974469

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I have a long ass shitty bo staff so I could probably summon Ip Man

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>>151973556
I use my computer to summon Lain

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>>151975087
Karna is my husbando

>I have the 5 pieces of exodia
>So I summon exodia

How fucked are other servants?

>>151975259
>implying that's not a net gain

Seriously, though, wouldn't that seriously fuck time? Grandfather paradox stylee? What I'm suggesting is, that I summon myself, which would assume I did something cool enough to become a servant, which guarantees that I go down swinging at least, if not actually win the grail.

Failing that, I've got the Lovecraft anthology next to me.

>>151974689
Sacrifice a tank of propane and a Deere lawn mower to summon him as Rider.

>>151973556
I got a Guan Yu bust sitting on the kitchen counter, does that work?

Classic ThinkPad laptop, I summon Richard Stallman as Caster. His main attack is dance magecraft and his NP is Interject for a Moment which freezes foes and allows him to bash them over the head with a high build quality laptop.

>>151973954
Done before.

Name: Zyzz
Class: Berserker

STR: A
END: C
AGI: D
MAG: E
LUC: D
Noble Phantasm: B

Class skill: Mad Enhancement - D
Restricts Zyzz to basic vocabulary such as "brah", but increases his base stats

Personal Skills:
Charisma - A
Greatest level of popularity, resulting in widespread fame and cult followings wherever he goes.
Divinity - D
Son of Zeus
Riding - C
Upon riding bicycles, Zyzz's Riding skill boosts his Mad Enhancement by one rank.

Noble Phantasms:
Mirin' - C
Blinds all opponents momentarily with defense skills lower than rank B. Suitable for retreat, but reveals Zyzz's identity.

We're All Going to Make It - B
Reality Marble that summons Zyzz's full cult following for a full out offensive. Though it may appear intimidating, the Noble Phantasm also carries a twinge of broken hopes and dreams.

>>151975158
What would his class be?

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>>151975366
>Summon Weevil
Yeah, say Goodbye to Exodia

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>>151973556

My modified 3rd gen World Rally Blue Subaru STI, summon Paul Walker as Rider.

I have lots of porn, can I summon mother of harlot?

>>151975440
This is fucking incredible

>>151974209
No, as in Saint Nicholas Santa Claus.

As a Rider he would get a stupidly huge fame bonus because not only does basically everyone know his legend, nearly every child age 12 and under genuinely believes in his legend.

As Caster he would have all of Saint Nicholas' ridiculous miracles.

There's no downsides.

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I own a gun.

>>151975568
>can I summon mother of harlot
No, you can't summon Sakura's mom.

I guess most people have a drop of mongol blood in them, probably Genghis Khan or something.

>>151974693
Just got to reading this since it didn't (you) me.

That sounds fucking rad, what the hell. I can't google it because Bota Rosa only gives me women's shoes, but still.

If I use my semen will I be able to summon one of my ancestors? Or maybe a kind of counter guardian version of myself from some universe?

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>>151973556
I use my Overlord CDs to summon Ainz-sama and all of Nazarick.

>>151974854
WE

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>vietnam era M1 helmet
It ain't me

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I have a Turkish airbase coin so probably a shitty plane flying rider.

>>151973954
kek. You should win the holy grail

>>151975970
Scratch that I remembered I have the collective works of H.P. Lovecraft in my basement. I can summon a raving racist madman who summons crazy tentacle shit

>>151974469
all I got is a big stick, will that do?

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I have a Luger from WWII, I wonder who I would summon?

>>151973556
I summon Director ;_;

>>151975851
This is in portuguese, but it gets readable with google translate. I tried to get a cool picture illustrating him, but it seems that brazilian artists suck or don't care about him.
http://www.suapesquisa.com/folclorebrasileiro/lenda_boto.htm

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>>151973556
I'll use the piece of meteorite I have to call upon the stars to summon Ayylamao.

She's a cute alien.

>>151976154
A German with another Luger

>>151976202
I found another article, but this is still pretty cool. Sounds like he'd be a total bro but job to anyone that's slightly competent

I got an Rx-78-2 right here. Does this get me angry old man or do I have to wait till he croaks first?

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>>151976310

You get a whiny brat who doesn't want to fight.

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I have a full size remake of the Lifehunt Scythe from DKS1 so if there's any justice in the world I'll be able to both touch fluffy tail and rend gods.

i have a shit ton of fantasy books and casul manga behind me i'll use those what do i get?????

>>151974651
Okay Google bankruptcy thing would come just been pissing me off. He will have it 4 bankruptcies out of 400 Ventures he started.

Not businesses are guaranteed to be successful you know that? No matter how rich you are.

People remember the bankruptcy Park but not the amount of other businesses he started

>>151976262
>spoiler
What did you expect. You are using a glass of water as catalyst, and your servant is brazilian.

>Dog tag I bought off of Ebay as a school project in the past

I summon the unknown WW1 soldier. His heroic spirit has no fancy powers, but his determination and tactical knowledge would be enough to fight one on one.

>Fighting an impossible fight
>He loses
>As he fades, he tries to tell you his name
>Before he can say it, he's gone
>A single tear drops down where his eyes were, echoing the words "Thank you for remembering me"

>>151973556
I wonder what my dragon dildo would bring home for me.

>>151973556
My Onahole.
Ishtar.

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>>151976490
It's so hard to start up when Daddy gives you a small loan of a million dollars in the early 70's.

>>151976597
Everyone's favorite Berserker. Have fun.

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>>151976680
Better than expected

>>151976616
And the average businessman can turn that into a billion-dollar Empire?

>Grandfathers various WWII medals.
Can I summon him as a spirit?

Wooden sword, Musashi.

See: The famous legend where he BTFO'd a guy with a real sword using a cheap wooden sword he carved from an oar.

>>151976764
If you are the author, you can even become a demiservant endowed with the internet's powers and ignoble phantasms.

>>151974469
Teddy was a fat asthmatic with poor vision. He wouldn't be much use unless you get the Rough Riders along with him.

>>151976250
Isn't that Attila the Hun?

>>151976815
In the 70s? Pretty much, yeah. Especially with the Trump name recognition from his father. To give him some credit, he did it with a self imposed handicap of not renting to black people.

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I pick up a AD&D manual and summon Gary Gygax as Caster

he's a cute fujoshi now

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Answer me this

I get that modern things have a hard time being summoned and anything in the modern world practically doesn't even classify.
But could you possibly some in the embodiment of the internet itself?

I mean things like books and children's stories can be summoned.
But the internet,the all encompassing holder of Mankind's knowledge.

If actual eyes exactly just how powerful would the internet be?
Capable of touching the root? Will it be a Divine spirit?
It is technically the modern-day God and the holder of absolute belief of all mankind.

Also what if the internet is the new gaia/alaya?

>>151976904
I think that not even Nasu knows for sure.

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My grandmother has a little shrine outside with a statue of Guan Yu (kind of like pic related). But Nasu says you're not allowed to summon gods, because if you can summon a god why do you need a holy grail?

I have one of King Solomon's rings. How does that work?

>t. not Mauricebilly

Copy of mein kampf. I summon hitler.

>>151976910
>To give him some credit, he did it with a self imposed handicap of not renting to black people.
Shows how much you understand about business.

>>151976982
Summon him and win the war. That's what the director's dad did.

>>151976424
Im going to need a pic of this. Why would you have that and where did you get it? Can I get Artorias greatsword?

>>151977043
I own a small business. I personally haven't rejected anyone based on race but if it's a good business strategy then I'll take your word for it.

>>151976745
S-Sauce?
For academic purposes F.A.P

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>>151973556
I have his biography. Bet he's a rider

>>151977216
Noble Phantasm: Great White Fleet?

A five dollar bill, so I can summon Rin.

>>151977273
The three books by Edmund Morris

>>151976910
Still playing the race card after Trump win huh? Better learn making new lies against Don, faggot.

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>>151977208
Fuyunaga - I cannot Shout Love From The Bottom Of The World

The translation isn't too great, but the content is pretty unique and there are plenty of memorable scenes and quotes, at least.

Take a lightbulb and summon Edison

>>151976966
The internet is too vast to be personified
It'd be like trying to embody television or books

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I'll use my copy of Alice in Wonderland.

>>151973556
My dick, you're mom (Berserker).

>>151977139
Don't you think there is a pretty big difference between most businesses and renting? It seems just common sense to outright deny high-risk groups business when it's not as controversial or likely to become known as it is nowadays.

>>151973889
>Eugene Stoner

>>151975337
This since she's not really a divine entity by nature. She'd probably just be a really weird Caster, though I don't think she'd have nearly as much influence in our world.

I have a dagger style letter opener, so I guess I could summon Ali-baba as a Saber class.

Can I summon videogame characters

>>151977580
It was controversial enough to get his ass sued.

>>151973556
>What is the catalyst
My cock
>who's your servant
Priapus

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I think I'be got a signed copy of nuclear weapons and foreign policy somewhere.

>>151977717
If they're based on real people maybe.

Flatt summons Jack the Ripper in FSF with a toy knife from a Jack the Ripper game.

>>151977531
Why do you want Lewis Carol

a bible so I summon jesus

>>151977903
>>151977531
Nursery Rhyme could probably be summoned by any children' story really, it's so generic.

>>151977919
they need to be real david. choose someone from the tanakh

>>151977919
Bible is not exclusively the story of Jesus nor is it primarily associated with him, and he didn't write any of it.

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>>151977531
I'd either do this or try to use own of my official Touhou manga to try and summon a 2hu and depending on which one I get, the grail war would be a complete cakewalk or I'd get immediately buttfucked.

An H P Lovecraft book of short stories, so i summon Azathoth

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one of these what do i get

I have a book signed by Bill Nye.
I'll summon him as a caster and he'll cast science.

>>151978116
he's also a stealth jew so possible jewish lightning magic

Use myself as a catalyst and leave it up to the grail to pick my servant for me.
I expect a great E-rank servant for me to participate in the war with.

I'll use my count of monte cristo books and a psp with sdr2 on it to summon KomaeDantes

>>151978075
Slaanesh. Good luck.

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>>151977118

You'd have to make it if you want one, I'd imagine. Not gonna get a full shot it's a huge pain to move.

I've got a Mosin Nagant, so maybe Simo Haya?
It's next to a Carcano, so Lee Harvey Oswald? That Magic Bullet would be one hell of a Noble Phantasm.

>>151974451
>>151974334
plenty of non-divine characters in the bible. we already know solomon as a servant

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>>151973556
I gather up my assorted Lovecraft literature and try to summon an eldritch horror from beyond the stars.

>>151978796
Whats-his-name that wrestled the Angel might be decent.
Has King David been summoned yet?

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>>151974295
If you want to summon a divine spirit, you'll have to use your own body as a vessel and allow it to possess you.

>>151978870
Yep, as Archer.

>>151975492
A very terrifying Berserker.
https://youtu.be/aejohvg6zfE

>>151973556
My computer
Lain

>>151978870
>Whats-his-name that wrestled the Angel might be decent.
Jacob.
>Limbs of Jacob: B
>A method of hand-to-hand combat of old that was continuously inherited from Jacob, to Moses, and finally to Martha. According to legends, a saint who mastered this for sure would beat to death an ｢Angel of Destruction｣ that leads 12,000 angels.

>Have shana figurine on my desk
>Summon her as Saber
>Urusais and mana transfers abound

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>>151976904
Sometimes.
Other times she's the Great God of Sefar.

>>151979057
>summoning fictional characters
at best you'll get something like fake assassin

>>151979137
Cute girls are only fictional if they don't live in your heart.

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>>151977919
Dude, you could summon way more than just Jesus from the bible.
>David
>Solomon, the King of Magic
>The Beast of Revelation from F/PF
>The Ars Goetia which nearly retroactively wiped out humanity in F/GO

>>151973556
well, if can summon an author from his writngs, I have a lot of them. Also i guess a cross would bring jesus, or some other discipule/pope.

>>151979314
>The Ars Goetia which nearly retroactively wiped out humanity in F/GO
They aren't actually part of the bible.

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I have a really old wrench.

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I use some shrooms and a copy of "The Psychedelic Experience" to summon Timothy Leary as caster.

I'm probably fucked.

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I'll use my copy of Asura's Wrath to summon the most powerful berserker in existence.

>>151979053
>Literally wrassling with an archangel

damn

>>151979314
>>151979393
What would class would Legion fall under?

>>151979393
He's an FGOfag anon, did you expect him to have any knowledge about his husbandos and waifus beyond what the mobile game tells him?

>>151979735
*what class

goddamn I'm retarded

>>151973556
I have a 12yo bottle of japanese whiskey, is that good enough for Shuten douji?

>>151979393
You can always go with the nephilim, anon.

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>>151973556
With his noble phantasm "The invisible hand"

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>>151973556
I've actually got a small collection of egyptian artifacts purchased from museums downsizing.

I imagine i'd summon a middle class person who wore something or were buried with it.

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I have the Iliad laying around on my table, so I'd probably summon Achilles.

>>151979053
>>151979735
Too bad it turns out the angel who was also God was going easy on him and eventually just tapped his leg and gave him a limp.

>>151979974
>I have the Iliad laying around on my table, so I'd probably summon Achilles.

>Not homer who wrote it


Go back to high school and brush up on your history, or better yet, graduate it first.

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>>151973556
I have a Shillelagh and a lot of Irish stuff in my house so I can probably summon any of the Irish servants. I'd be happy with Medb, any version of Cu, or Sensei.

>>151980053
Ah, yeah. Now I remember. But still, being able to physically touch God has to count for something, right?

>>151976900

He also had a weak body and almost died in childhood...

So he decided to defy all that and become a crazy badass. Whether getting shot or having an angry badger thrown at him, he just kept going.

>>151980243
True. A feat worthy of the one eventually named Israel. People tend to forget the part of his great wrestling match where he gets put in his place.

Have an old poster with some runes on it. Caster Cu seems possible. Who else would it work with?

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>>151973556
>"La confession d'un enfant du siècle"
Likely de Musset, it's no Victor Hugo but I'll live.

>>151974557
He spend's the whole war complaining about the worldwide usage of Tesla's AC

>>151980153
I mean I wouldn't mind Homer. At the very least I could ask him about his lost works.

And I know that Homer wrote the Iliad. I've known it for years and it's even written on the cover. I'm not that dumb

>>151976980
You can just summon his human self, before he became a god.

>>151973556
I've got a a little .22 rifle
wonder what archer I'd get

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>>151980343
>I meant to summon Diderot for his Encyclopedie
>Summon the cuck master instead
Fuck it I'd rather lose.

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>>151978018
This is your servant for the Holy Grail War.

>>151980332
In this context, I think it's fine. The crux of Solomon's power is that he performed only a single miracle, so being good enough to body-check God himself will definitely set Jacob apart. Question is, of course, what class?

whats the deal with this new mobile game? is it gonna be localized?

>>151980647
Do to the fact his most famous battle was with his bare hands I'd say Berserker, though he'd probably be in the same boat as Beowulf where he wasn't actually crazy in life.

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A Qu'ran to summon Osama Bin Laden and let him use his anti-fortress Noble Phantasm called "9/11" that has a target range of 2,996 people.

i have a Scorpio necklace

so i summon a scorpion

he's got a cute little hat too if someone wants to shop a scorpion with a hat for me

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Hold my beer.

>>151980756
But what class?

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I'll summon George Dubs-ya Bush with my dubs

>>151980808
I think caster or a new class called "Hider" is perfect for him.

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>>151980808
Lancer, obviously

>>151980808
Ruler.

>>151980741
I kinda wish that there would be a class for heroes that specialized in hand-to-hand combat.

>>151980808
Rider, because trains.

>>151977348
Are you an old man?

>>151980993

I'm a blonde Finn. Does that count?

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>>151980580
Could be worse actually, at least her ice can be used offensively, getting stuck with the echo doggy or one of the prismriver sisters would be instant death rather than a relatively quick death.

>>151981090
You get a discount if you're an old man.

>>151980808
Hitler

>>151981147

What about if you're a Finnish Ojou with big titties and plenty of money?

Summoning an elven mage with my hugging pillow.

Using my cell phone or a remote control should work for summoning Tesla, right?

If that doesn't work I have some items from India and Egypt that my mom brought from her travels.

>>151980708
It's successful enough that there are Western companies trying to get localization rights. Even if the negotiations were settled, it has such an insane amount of text that it would take a while.

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>my replica Bane jacket from The Dark Knight Rises in the coat closet

I'm going to have a Big Servant

>>151973556

I've got some some Guatemalan shit lying around. I'll summon some Mayan god.

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>>151981171
A rock over the head and some banter

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What would a Can of Vanilla coke get me? I desperately want to know.

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>>151981337

In that case, I'll use my watch and Cargo Pants to summon his hard counter and nemesis.

One way or another, we're going to rock this Holy Grail War.

>>151981395
Crashing it with no survivors.

I got a warm blanket

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By Skubmar, what is this?

I've got a barrel of salt. What does this get me?

I have a dagger with elephant carvings on it.
Would be great if I could summon Hannibal or something.
I could perhaps get Achilles with my Trojan Horse.
Oh, in fact, I have figurines of the Ottoman royalty and the royal guard. I could get Suleiman with that.

Achilles would probably be the best tbqh.

my catalyst would be a fancy pen.
My servant would be Lilith the succubus.

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I would ask my elderly father to ejaculate on tissue. I would burn the cum rag and summon Ishtar, who has a history of pleasing old men.

>>151981704

Young men, dead men, animals, basically anything with a penis. But not women. They don't have penises.

>>151973556
I'd need a tool so I'd use your mother

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>>151981395
Bane is obviously a berserk-er-class servant, (him going madman and punching holes in concrete when his mask gets broken), but what is CIA?

Would he be a Rider because of his plane? Archer because of his gun?

I have my cum rags, who will appear? I've use each one of them for atleast 4 months and i don't wash them

>Mosin Nagant
Could be any number of people, really.

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I own a Shepherd cane, I guess I'll summon Little Bo Peep

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>>151982019
I have a flyer supposedly dropped over Japan in ww2

>>151973556
Breeding with Sensei!

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>>151981682

If you don't use a catalyst, you get a servant based on your personality, right?

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I have part of the great wall of china, so probably some Chinese guy? Maybe Genghis?

>>151980949
Fister?

>>151982521
>not Brawler

>>151973556
what if i use my semen as the catalyst?

>>151982543
Fister is funnier though.

"Saber" still fucks me off something autistic though.

i have an old bible, so Gilgamesh i guess.

>>151975550
>not summoning colin mcrae or erikson

>>151982543
Lacks the humorous sexual connotations. I don't know what I'd do with myself if I couldn't dance on the razor's edge by teasing my no doubt absolute mad man servant about his class sounding like a bedroom ability on the daily. I mean, I GUESS I could call him Bawler if he was ever salty about losing a fight but it's not the same.

>>151979735
Goetia is more or less the same as Legion as depicted in F/GO, so probably Beast.

I could also see Legion as Assassin, Berserker, or Avenger as well.

>>151980949
That's more of a general thing than anything. Off the top of my head there's at least one example for every class but lancer and archer.

>>151982600
Probably because of how the wording lends itself to some head-scratchers. All classes but Saber is a noun that identifies as "one who does" or "associated with" rather than just an alternate name for the weapon.

Also, if brawler, fighter, whatever becomes a thing, I have a lot of chinese movies.

>>151976135
Maybe, if you do the ceremony in a really soft voice

>>151982439
>Not the most obvious choice of going with Qin Shi Huang.

>>151982728
What I meant was strictly with fists, or gauntlets if you lean towards that direction. But I get what you're trying to say.

>>151982733
It's not an alternate name, it's just straight up fucking miss spelt. Then again, I freak out whenever someone omits the 'u' from armour or colour. Though usually that's spell check's fault for being a dirty colonial.

I summon William Marshal using my Asbridge biography of him in the Saber class. The Knight of Knights has no peer. Arturia can fuck off with her notions of kingship.

>>151982170
What if my wish on the grail was to have mad passionate sex with sensei all day and night once we won?

>>151982733
if you summon Jackie Chan from "Legend of Drunken Master" it's auto-win then

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How many of my Berserk volumes must I sacrifice?

also check em

>>151983066
>Drunken Master

Mein fucking nigger

Fearless Jet Li would've also been good.

>>151973556
I have a Crossbow, 3 cats and an AK with a copy of each religions holy book in ny basement..the fuck pops out of my circle?

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>>151981667
>>151973556
Choose from these. Who/What do you get?

>>151983158
Could Jackie Chan qualify as a "lancer" servant if his main-weapon is a ladder?

>NP: No Trubah!

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>>151983291
you have no idea

I have a WW2 knife that, based on stampings and the scabbard on it, was likely used by an OSS officer, so maybe Assassin?

Other than that there's a katana here that's probably a replica.

>>151983513
What anime is this?

>>151983513
Fate-Zero lancer is a bitch

>>151982766
>>151982439
>Not summoning ip man

>>151983562
Boku no Rush Hour

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tanegashima rifle

>>151983826
Hell, Bruce Lee even.

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>>151981790
Rider, obviously.

While on topic, what would an ancient nokia flip phone and a 2l bottle of coke get me?

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>>151983852
>He doesn't know

With my gemstones I'll probably get Rin or that nu-Rin from grand order
Sure wish it was Mordred though

I have a bunch of drinks in my room so I can probably summon some alcoholic berserker

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>>151984132
I am aware, Best girl.
In the lore can't she also take the form of a man or something?

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>>151983047
She'd do that even if you aren't fighting for the Grail.

She needs all the mana she can get.

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>>151983966
>While on topic, what would an ancient nokia flip phone and a 2l bottle of coke get me?

nothing

>>151974334
Angels probably aren't allowed, but I could see.berserker Samson, archer David or caster Moses

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I use my Iphone to summon the strongest caster.

If I summon Eve from the Bible what class would she most likely be? How fucked am I for summoning her? And am I wrong to do mana transfers with my Great-X Progenitor?

With my copy of mgs5 I summon big boss in archer class since even if it's more fitting, assassin is for jobbers.

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>>151984503
Well, I guess it's time to sacrifice my b.net account to summon the most fearsome caster

>implying he isn't manjew on steroids
Nigga would corrupt Gil

>>151984808
Adam according to Gil from F/SF is a Deermud clone and pulls out his sword which was the basis of all the laser beam swords in the franchise and is equal or stronger than Ea

I could be wrong but it was a long time ago

Aleister Crowley as caster if he's not too modern.
Have a book by him.

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>>151973889

I raise you one 1911 and John Moses Browning.

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>>151976154

A formidible Servant indeed, anon.

I got a Greek and English bible right in front of me, hope I can dick some cute rule 63 of the four Evangelizers.

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What would I need to summon Saber alter?

>>151985126
Shitty food, according to HA.

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>>151985184

No kidding, so an old can of baked beans would do it?

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>>151973556
Shit, either I use a shitty bokken and hope for a decent Saber or I use 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and hope to summon Rider Nemo. I'll probably try the book, as being a normal person I probably don't have the mana to properly support a Saber

>>151982118
Congratulations you summoned Paul Tibbets, pilot of the Enola Gay.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Tibbets

Rider class with an OP Noble Phantasm

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i have a tenga black lying beside me. what servant could it summon?

>>151973556
I use my book, Guns, Germs and Steel to summon the eternal anglo. The grail is about to get colonised.

>>151979785
Shuten's drink is a demon killing poison she was given by Kintoki. Alcohol ain't gonna cut it.

>>151985243
will there ever be high quality of this

>>151985310
Ishtar

>>151984193
No. Just a naked loli.

With some Chai rice pudding powder, copies of his debut game and artbooks I summoned Karna easy enough in Grand order.
I'll take my chances.

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>>151985487
forgot pic

>>151973556
I summon John Von Neumann with my PC. His Nobel Phantasm decimates Fuyuki with an atomic bomb.

>>151985333
Take alcohol and mix rat poison in it.
>Summon Shuten

>>151976371
But Rin already summoned Shirou.

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I'll use my phone.
It has F/GO on it, which I play even though I hate it.

>>151974259
me too, but mine is in japanese

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>>151985583
>Proceed to win war with absurd servant and lots of mana transfer
Jelly as fuck. Pity I have no rat poison around.

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I summon min liang tan.

I am the Bone of my keyboard
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand mice,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many peripherals
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray--
Unlimited Razer Blade Works

>>151985333
>>151985583
Rat poison into the Whiskey? Fuck yea, I'm set then.

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Gonna sacrifice my Blade Runner collectors edition DVD and summon Assassin Deckard.

And once I win I'm gonna wish to be the little girl

>>151979480
I have her figure, that counts?

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My copy of CCC

>>151985309
Neat

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>>151973556
ive got a milk choclate toblerone bar, what does that get me /a/?

>>151976053

He's gonna make it anon. We're all gonna make it.

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I have this thing I ordered from Aliexpress a few years ago for shits and giggle. Chairman Mao, carrying the hopes and dreams of a billion Chinese sweatshop slaves?

>>151984909

Yeah but he won't fight for you unless you supply him with cocaine.

>>151986635
Theodor Tobler as the Caster personification of off-colour hentai doujin edits.

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>>151986635
10% less chocolate than you would have previously have gotten, and in a weirder shape. Not very powerful at all I'm afraid.

>>151986635
The power to REALLY hurt someone's hands

Can i use a copy of Assassin's Creed 2 to summon Da Vinci?

>>151973556
A book of ancient myths and hope to roll Gilgamesh I guess, alternatively a statue of king david I got as a souvenir

Only old thing I have is my great-great grandfather's helmet for when he fought for the Kaiserreich.

Go get some spiderweb from the basement and hope Arachne is not the one greek character that does not get an absurd makeover and broken powers when summoned.

Wonder what class I'll get, Hopefully she's not a half-spider monstergirl because I like those but it will look unbelivably horribly in reality.

Also I'm a fucking idiot

I have a bayonet that was used in the yugislavia genocide thing. So I guess I'll summon the remove kebab guy.

>>151987089
>anon summons his grandfather in the Assassin class
>Grandpa immediately despairs as he comes to understand the state of the world

I wouldn't risk it, mate. You'd just be disappointing your family more.

I have a Rule 15 figurine here from the darkest days of my life. I could probably summon an autist to surpass even myself.

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>>151987121
>not summoning Spider-Man

I don't think you understand just how absurdly strong Spidey is and how much he holds back.

>>151987155

Considering he fought in the most horrific war in human history and I'm told it traumatized him, today's world is a massive step up.

>>151987195
I don't think you would have ever felt the patriotism of having fought for your country in the world's most horrific war and then seeing the end result being the country you fought so hard for being overrun and becoming a shell of it's former self.

Could I use my cat summon King Tut or Cleopatra?

>>151987195
I do have a couple spiderman comic books, but I don't want to risk summoning the writer. Summoning a fictional character instead of a mythical one seems risky.

Also Servants from Ancient Greece are OP as hell most of the time and Arachne is a relatively well known one, so she shouldn't be an exception.

>>151976900
Death had to take Teddy in his sleep, because otherwise there would have been a fight.

I pull an electrical transformer out of one of my appliances and summon Nikola Tesla.

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>>151985243
Nah, more like a lot of KFC or McDonalds

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I'd use myself as a catalyst.
From what I've seen in the Fate franchise the worst thing possible is to be incompatible with your servant: just look at Kiritsugu; if he had been permitted to summon Assassin they'd have won the war in a day, but the ideological conflict which occurred due to the Einzberns forcing him to summon Saber coalesced into the clusterfuck that became the Fourth War. Caster meanwhile loved his master, and if they were gifted an ounce of enthusiasm and two neurons to rub together they could have steamrolled the competition.

That said, I'm a introvert and studious so I'd probably get someone like Lovecraft, Edison, Tesla, or Newton. At which point I'm basically gambling success on them having some sort of bullshit conceptual noble phantasm.

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>>151987558
>Edison
>Introvert

I have a small statuete of Napoleon I bought in Paris? Is that enough to summon him?

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Easy, I'll summon Siegfried, the Dragonslayer.

>>151985406
Kohta Ace explained Nobu is generally a guy.
For gag reasons is a girl there.

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>>151973556
It's ether Alexander Dumas or Edmond Dantes

>>151987660
Unframed posters trigger me.

>>151973556
I use a light bulb to summon Thomas Edison

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>>151973556
The closest thing I have is a painting of Saint Martin. I guess it summons Saint Martin?

>His superpower is making sure nobody is ever cold again
Gee... great.

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>>151980743
Why not summon Muhammad (Assassin)? He cannot materialize outside of text, but that text constantly sends legions of people to kill and be killed in his/your name.