But would Anon get in the fucking robot?

Of course.

>>151873712
of course, inner chuuni too strong to resist

With my dick out.

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>>151873712
Yes, and I also would have fucked the entire cast instead of being a pussy.

>>151873913
I'm sure you have a way with the ladies, anon.

Would giving asuka 1 dose of a good dicking of fixed her mentalness?

>>151873913
Even Kaworu?

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>>151873712
14 year-old? Would have required Rei frail body to fall on me and bloody my hands.

Me, at 20 years of age? Heck yes, I've always considered jet fighter pilot a career possibility, and this is a thousand times cooler.

>>151874111
disgusting

>>151874201
creepy

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>>151874387
>creepy
Which part? I'm a pudgy, nerdy 14 year-old, I'm gonna need some convincing if I'm going to save the world.

>>151874834
>pudgy
>nerdy

>>151874938
What, do you assume everyone on 4chan was an athletic pussyslayer when he was 14 years old?

>>151875000
No, I thought we were going on the assumption that we were literally Shinji Ikari.

>>151874174
Especially Kaworu.

>>151873712
In a heartbeat. The outlandish nature of what's demanded of me, and that I am so singularly otherwise unfit to do it, would be sufficient evidence that I am both living in and the main character of an animu. Plot armor would keep me safe. I've nothing to lose, Sakura to dick. Forth!

14 year old me probably wouldn't have.

>>151875144
Well, assuming you have one, you do have a sanity to lose.

>>151873712
If I can cum on Asuka's face, and subvertly fuck her maybe not really but definitely yes

I'll be the only honest one here and say probably not until they pull the whole Rei thing on me.

If you were actually Shinji and there wasn't generic soap music playing during that moment it would be fucking harrowing.

What else would I do?
I'd get on a fucking bike if you gave me a room to live in for free.

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>>151873712
Assuming my 14 year old self. I would, but I wouldn't like it. I'd basically be a less brave, but more well-adjusted Shinji. After the thrill of piloting a giant robot wears off fighting angels is fucking scary.

>>151873712
I was a pretty badass 14-year old so those angels better watch out because I literally know karate

>>151875144
What the fuck is forth? And do pigs eat it?

Anyone who said they would without any doubt is a lier or unable to comprehend what a situation like that would actually be like.

Kimochi Warui.

>>151875475
He didn't misspell it.

>>151875475
It's an American expression.
It means "advance forward, but take really big and triumphant steps so you look like a jackass"

>>151873712
yes

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>>151873712
Where is that fucking robot and where's your delicious smelling son for the fucking, anon?

>>151875499
The chuuni was the whole point when I made the thread, anon.
I just wanted to see how many anons were playboys as children, were well adjusted, or knew jew jitsu.

>>151875366
Asuka knows karate and still got wrecked pretty good.

>>151875681
asuka only got rekt because she ran out of power and shinji was literally watching her lose

Tanks>robots
THIS IS FACT

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You bet your ass I would, and i'd fuck all the girls too, Misato-san would be on my dick the first night, and Rei wouldn't be walking right after she steps out of that shower.

Asuka would be the only one out of my Harem that I would marry though.

I'd punch Gendo in the fucking face in the elevator and kick in Kaiji's watermelons for trying to NTR my waifu away from me.

I'd act nice for Kaworu but when we take a bath together i'd attack him with a boxcutter.

Those angels are pussy shit, I wouldn't even cry and the show would only be like 13 episodes long because i'd never run away.

Instrumentality would be like two seconds because i'd say "fuck that noise" and wake up on the beach, i'd be happy that everyone was dead except me and my waifu.

Pic related.

>>151875820
>Instrumentality would be like two seconds because i'd say "fuck that noise" and wake up on the beach, i'd be happy that everyone was dead except me and my waifu.
>not completely preventing third impact by helping asuka crush the cores of the MP evas, stopping them from regenerating when asuka runs out of power

>>151875909
He clearly is a reifagg.

>>151875909
Nah I like the killing everyone else part so we'll stick with that

Sure is 14 in here.
I would only enter the robot ironically, and only so I can make a very long rant about it after running away.

>>151875958
Nah, fuck Rei, she's a creepy little alien emotionless doll bitch.

I'd pump and dump just like the old man

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>>151875820
>kick in Kaiji's watermelons
Too far,anon.

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BUT WHAT COST?

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No way.

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But didn't Shinji refuse to get in the robot as a rejection of his father, rather than being scared?

>>151875752
There were times she wasn't great before that. The final battle was her finest hour, she was amazing, I agree.

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I would do what Shinji could never do, make love to Asuka.

>>151876227
It varied at times.

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>4chan
>the pinecle of failures in life
>would go to WAR without any doubt
>at 14 years old
>and fuck all Eva girls

If you have never put your life in risk, you don't have idea what you are talking about.
I had a gun at my head. Twice.
Even if you don't have anything to lose, the only thing you want is survive.

>>151875475
Synonym for "onwards!" or "tally ho!"

>>151876304
>sniper.pasta

>>151875499
You underestimate the power authority figures can have over a 14 year old.

>>151875820
Plot_of_rebuild_2.0.TXT

>>151876323
>>151875557
Dungeons and dragons words aren't real words. Gulag.

>>151876501
What are you, the vocabulary police? They're valid, if old-fashioned expressions, nothing to do with D&D. Unit 731

>>151876501
Forth isn't even obscure, you're just a retard

Just imagine the sweat and shaking from the adrenaline, the dryness of the mouth, the blur in his vision.

Imagine the constant weight of the world on your chest and lungs and neck day after day on Shinji.

Imagine.

I would, just because I was told to. I basically just always did what I was told, whether I wanted to or not

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>>151876388
If only the rebuilds were like that.

>>151873913
this

I don't even watch anime I'm just here to shitpost and am bored of /pol/

And piloting something worth many times your life's total income is a dream all men share, that's why the air force exists. Plus, if I'm the only one who can drive it - and they let me go to school, and the kids know, how can you NOT be drowning in puss? I wouldn't be surprised if the kid got raped by a chick, which made him more of a faggot.

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>>151873712
I have the same mindset towards piloting an Eva that Mari does, so definitely. You get to beat down giant monsters with your bare hands. Who the fuck cares if you feel all the pain your Eva does? As long as you don't go above 100% sync ratio it's just an illusion.

>>151875820
>>151875909
You'd have to cut off Gendo's hand and eat it raw to stop him from starting instrumentality and THEN kill the MPEs.

Getting in the fucking robot was never the point

did people even watch episode 19?

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Maybe the best part about the child pilots was JSSDF had no clue why they were necessary or so effective and just tried to do it themselves anyway.

>>151877295
The point was getting in the robot, but in a timely fashion. Shinji's indecision is what caused him the most trouble in the series. If he broke Bardiel's limbs like he did in Retake or came back as soon as he knew Zeruel showed up then both of those fights would have ended with much less suffering.

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>>151873712
The robot literally stinks of old woman...

>>151877340
The military engineers that made Jet Alone were aware that piloting Eva caused psychological damage, but did they just think that because of the neural link?

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ITT: everything slowly descends into a Rei vs Asuka wank fest

>>151877461
>retake
I'm talking about the actual show not fanfics and your headcanon

anno literally spells it out in the last episode that the robots were a fantasy and a lie

>>151877525
That was all private, military weren't even allowed to attend Japan Heavy Chemical Industries's demonstration. Tokita didn't appear to have information on the specifics of synchronization or the identity of the pilot, either, or he'd certainly mention them while he's ridiculing and shaming Akagi and Nerv.

>>151877918
They weren't a fantasy or a lie, they were just a facade to draw in otaku. You're right in saying that the point wasn't whether or not he got in the robot, and I'm right in saying the real problem was his indecisiveness and self-doubt.

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>>151873712
Angel's have nothing on my mother as a super mech

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>>151873712
Younger kids than 14 in South Africa, in this very moment march to certain death against much bigger forces than their own shitty militias just because dindu-warlord-zulu told them to.

The point is i'd probably just pee myself and hide.

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>>151873712
Yes. Can I pilot this one?

Yes, but I would be almost crapping my plug suit in fear while doing so

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Im suprised to see that most people would agree to get in the robot. If i would have been in the exact same situation as Shinji i definitely wouldnt have. It would have just appeared rediculous to me. How would i have been able to control a fucking giant robot and even fight against something that actually wanted to kill me with no training whatsoever? I guess iam a real beta or cuck or something like that.

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>>151873712
No, because mechas are gay and impractical. Also, they're ugly. If I'm supposed to enter a giant metal coffin, at least make it look pimpin

>>151879063
You're just not full of shit anon.

>>151873712
Of course. Then I would piss myself and die when fighting the angels. Still worth it

14 year me was drinking himself to a blackout drunk every night so maybe by accident depending on time of day...?

>>151879063
Most people lack the experience of real pain or trauma.

>>151879115
>cancer vohr xPP

>>151879063
Would the fact that the world's safety depends on whether you get into the robot or not change your mind?

>>151873712
Without a doubt. I want to die anyway, If i got to do it in a badass mech then that's even better

>>151879630
What mech would you want to pilot?

>>151873712
I'd do it just to experience what LCL breathing feels like.

>>151879578
if the world depends on a 14 year old boy who has no idea what hes doing, i dont think that the future of humanity would be looking very bright anyways

If approached correctly and before the angel attack had begun, yes, absolutely.
In Shinji's place? Fuck no.

>>151879697
Zearth is the only appropriate answer if you actually want to die.

>>151879737
It's a lot easier if you're being guided by your mom's ghost and the illuminati.

Even if you weren't afraid of the robot and the monster, it's completely reasonable to doubt your father and the weapon he's built for as long as you've been alive to only be usable by you and not his hundreds of staff or the actual army outside. You have a right to know if brain problems run in your family.

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>>151873712
I'd walk Misato and Mari home gently, give Rei and Asuka plenty of headpats and hugs and turn them into lesbians for each other, molest Kaowru and Shinji and bro out and be drinking buddies with Gendo.

Probably yeah. I have some temperament and will left in myself so probably.
If I knew what was going to fucking happen in the end I would've stomped Gendo's retarded ass and still tried to kick ass.

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>>151877913
How about we speed up that process anon?

>>151873712
Yeah and I'd be fucking terrified.

This is how Evangelion should have ended.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/857747/0a6aa37b72/

>>151873712
No, let the injured girl do it, she did it before, she knows her shit.

>>151881931
Don't worry anon. There's more where she came from.

>>151876304
In "war" men who are mentally ill/twisted/degenerate can find a place where they are useful, even where they can excel. Wouldn't be surprised if some of these faggots could do alright in that environment. A lot of them don't seem to care that much about their lives anyways.

>>151876304
If I remember myself correctly at the age of 14 the thing I wanted to most do was kill someone.
War isn't hell, War is where people that don't fit in peace reside.

>>151874174
Are you saying I would have Kaworu sucking me off while I use Misato, Ritsuko, Rei, and Asuka as a chair, as the entirety of Seele pole dance while Gendo sings "Happy Birthday, Mr. President"?

>>151878654
/thread

>>151873712
Nope, I'd be too beta to do it, unless it was literally the fate of the world at stake.

>>151884321

>unless it was literally the fate of the world at stake

That just makes it even worse. If you know everyone is breathing down your neck and will crucify you if you fuck up, you're gonna choke like something fierce at the first sign of pressure. This also compounds with the fact that you're a 14 year old kid who has absolutely no training in both basic combat and robot driving.

>>151881014
>>151881014
this so hard

>>151877913
I've actually rarely seen Red vs Blue fights the past few years unless someone specifically brings up Red vs Blue meta-discussion.

And even then they fail to catch on. At this point everyone in these threads are either too old and jaded to care about waifu wars or are newbies who actually have questions about Eva.

>>151876797
A series with an incredibly motivated Shinji would be amazing. Or an isekai where a 20-something year old Eva fan wakes up as Shinji the moment he's first prompted to pilot EVA-01..

>this thread again
Kill yourself. In fact, everyone in this thread should seek to commit seppuku as soon as possible.

>>151884774

>A series with an incredibly motivated Shinji would be amazing

That's called 2.22 and 3.33, and Shinji royally fucks up thanks to being blinded by his motivation.

>>151884944
Why?

>>151884944
>Discussing anime? On MY anime board? How dare they?
>Being a dumb baka
Choose two.

>>151885027
He's motivated in two scenes in Rebuild, both because of misguided, selfish goals. I want an Eva spinoff where he's just "well, I have nothing better to do so I might as well get in the fucking robot, kick ass, and save humanity".

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>>151885104

You can pretend pic related exists.

>>151885039
>>151885075
Sometimes I really wish there was some /soc/esque meetup thing spawned from one of these threads just so I could infiltrate it and gun all you normalfags down.

>>151879115
>No, because mechas are gay and impractical
Good thing they're actually giant bioweapons with a unique ability allowing them to disable the otherwise impenetrable defense of the enemy they're designed to face.

>>151874111
no, although that's a premise for this one doujin I read

Even if her beloved Kaiji were to dick her, it wouldn't really be what she wants. Asuka just wants attention and affection, in a way that doesn't reduce her to being some kind of doll or toy

her flirting is just her trying to say she's grown up. if she got a dicking, she'd realize how little she has grown up, and she would collapse

>>151885186
Oh don't worry, we're working on the AT Field as we speak. It won't be a problem :^)

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If it means I get to make Rei my gf then fuck yeah

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>>151875644
>Posting the rebuilds

Fuck off. Have you even watch the show? Completely shits on the new movies.

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>>151885244
REEEEEEEEEEEEE JAPAN HEAVY CHEMICAL INDUSTRIES GET OUT!!!!!!

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>>151881649
>>151877913
What if you like both of them?

>>151885174
>becoming a god by duct-taping reis together

YESSSS

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>>151884774
There is that fanmade Re-Take doujin, where he fucks Asuka and becomes more of a man.

>>151882439
Do you main r3aper in overwatch ??

:)

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>>151873712
I would only to purposely lose and let the angels take over.
I always knew they were the real good guys of the series.

>>151873712
sure, if you are talking about a grease and oil change and a bit of a clean and tidy inside and only that.

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This thread is literally Michael Bay's Evangelion.

The uber-machoism is too much. All you internet tough-shits are incapable of anything heroic or brave aside from talking shit on the internet.

All of you would fail at your mission and kill us all.

>>151886793
At last, a voice of reason. Every thread goes like this.

>>151886793
So? I wouldn't throw away my only chance of piloting a giant robot.

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>>151886793
Everyone in this thread would still be curled into a ball and rocking themselves from the cruise missiles, nearly being stepped on, and thrown by the N2 shockwave.

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I'm just rewatching and you know what? Never noticed it before, but this guys was out of control, he's fucking nuts.

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>>151888011
I mean just look at him, he's clearly looking forward to smashing shit.

>>151888032
Somebody get this man in a robot

I was an athletic little freak at 14 who liked shit like front mission and final fantasy way too much, so yeah, I'd probably gotten a hard on at the offer.

>>151873712
I'm a NEET on the verge of a suicidal breakdown, so why not? Got nothing else to lose.

>>151886793
>Just acting Macho
>Incapable of anything heroic or brave

>Implying I don't just have a death wish and a giant robot fetish

>All of you would fail at your mission
Shinji managed to succeed, and I'm at least as useless as him.

>and kill us all.
Good fuck you.