Would you ever commit a lover's suicide with your waifu

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if only i had the chance

I wouldn't commit to love.

>>151871938
you're waifu so shit you should be considering it right now without asking.

>>151871938
I would rather fug her and run

>>151872037
But your mom's my waifu

>>151871938
but my waifu wants me to life anon

>>151872096
My mom is so fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yes.

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>>151871938
Ill drink beer to death with her though.

>>151872261
That's a weird hand.

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>>151872261
As would I. Holo is all our waifu

>>151871938
If you're waifu loves you, she wouldn't ask you to commit suicide, she will ask you that after her dead you should go and look for another waifu.

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if i had a lover i wouldn't need suicide

>>151872529
If only life were that simple.

>>151871938
I'd count to three and watch her blow her head off. Then I'd find a new wife.

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>>151871938
No. Because waifus are a joke. This board is for insightful anime discussion, not admittance to your failure as a human being.

I would try to ask her why would she do that and I will tell her that I'm there for her whatever her problems are. We would die old together happily without regrets or attachment in this world.

>>151872674
Why the fuck you lyin'?
Why you always lyin'?
Mmmm oh my God,
Stop fuckin lyin'!

Seriously, did you just fucking describe 4chan as being insightful? If outsightful was a real word, it would describe 4chan in general.

After discussing it through if she really wanted it for whatever reason then yes. We'd sit together in a air tight room with lit charcoal and drift away with her in my arms.

>>151871938
> not being able to provide a reason for her to live

shame on you

Maybe

It wouldn't have been whimsical if we would. It'd have been discussed and thought out first. Not "lol let's kill ourselves" "oh okay" bullshit.

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>>151872771
Some of the greatest discussion on anime that I have ever heard originated from 4chan. I'm fairly certain any reasonable person would call this insight.

If you aren't contributing to the discussion of anime, I suggest you leave.

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>>151872771
>Why the fuck you lyin'?
>Why you always lyin'?
>Mmmm oh my God,
>Stop fuckin lyin'!

What the fuck?

>>151872889
What if she has Japanese disease?

I'd be dead before the sentence even finished desu.

>>151873239
Japanese disease?

do you mean Japanese encephalitis? or is this like Japanese trucks

>>151873189
>not knowing all the memes

>>151872771
end your fucking life, holy shit

>>151871938
>if she asked you to
>implying she became real
>implying its impossible to prevent her from wanting to commit suicide