Engrish thread
>>151859826
Maybe "Forever" is just a nickname.
Best Engrish 2016 coming thru.
>>151859916
what is this from?
>>151859826
Does anything top "Rock-on"?
The Babelfish songbook.
>>151859976
please tell me this isn't real
LOVE PIECE
>>151859929
Gendum Zeta I think
>>151859976
This reads like a dream journal of a suicidal person. Someone's shortest day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mli5B9hkFwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcjNXrALOns
>>151860457
She sounds like a Cockney.
>>151859925
That could also mean Mail(I) ["Mail One"] as well, so I'd personally keep it as a marginal Engrish example there.
>>151860457
This one never fails to amuse me.
>>151860457
Taking as basis every other anime, it ain't half bad. I mean they sure are trying a little too hard with her accent but you can actually understand something
>>151860457
Well, I suppose if she's meant to be from england that's a passable try from a nip. Glottal t is common anyway so it isn't that strange to include it.
All the aeronautic engineering you'll ever need
I'm laughing my ass off.
https://youtu.be/lHXkzadukUk?t=12
>>151860507
>gat
>marginal Engrish example
>>151860507
1 and L are two different things. It's either MAILL or MAI11.
Make way for some real Engrish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TXTpik5wf4
>>151860930
>3DOGS + 12COCK
I'm done
Sponsored by Kikkoman®
>>151860989
The man talking is perfectly legible but god damn I could barely tell what the woman was supposed to be saying. It sounded almost like Korean or something, not English.
>>151860852
>>151859976
To be far. No worse when other countries like us trying to use foreign language literature in our media. Faggots just grabbing any kanji on paper.
>>151860852
I want to believe that is real. Just looks like a really good shoop.
>>151861074
>I FGO HOME
Way ahead of its time LOGH was.
>>151861074
>SUPPLY THE FOOD
Supply the food already! omygod!
Say what you want about Fukuda, but his grasp on english is great.
>>151859976
This looks like someone just grabbed the first few phrases from his nip-english vocabulary book.
>>151860158
>did he was died
ffs i had better english in middle school and it was my third language
>>151859892
Don't know the show or the context, but that doesn't seem like Engrish. It could very easily be the name of some American grunge or metal band.
do insert songs count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcSRNaD9tDQ
>>151861946
>wish to have provide an explanation
Sure.
>>151862088
I'd totally read a book titled "soaking of meat and hatred" desu
>>151862088
>It's not possible to become happy
>>151862088
>not possible to become happy
I'll never be fucking over this
>>151862088
>impossible to become happy
ROCK ON
>>151862118
>>151862088
>how to invent money
>>151862088
>Soaking of Meat and Hatred
>>151860930
fork cock gun, does it splits into more cocks?
>>151859962
Yer kidden
>>151860930
FIVE HUNDRED AND FIVE FUCKING TONS OF BEEF PATTY
>>151862088
>tiredness does not recover
It's like I can hear the animator crying.
>>151859916
When you can't decide between alarm and alert.
>>151862088
Check'd
>>151862422
>98%
That's not really vodka anymore.
I know I saved some other Patlabor ones somewhere.
>>151862472
Ye that's spirytus and it's pretty much undrinkable unless you wanna wake up in the hospital.
>>151862422
>Vodka of gold is a hard dry
>>151862051
It is engrish, but that's the point
In that scene they make fun of typical engrish t-shirts
>>151862472
I don't think you can even get ethanol to over 96% purity using distillation.
>>151862422
>Vodka and the bat device are good
>>151862422
>BAT DEVICE
>>151862066
>All startg is endd
>>151862548
It's possible, but not through normal distillation.
>>151862182
You'd be surprised at how many people make this mistake irl.
>>151862422
>98% ALC
Bruh.
>>151862694
>On the Rocks
>>151862422
>Product of USSR from 1881
>USSR
>1881
>>151862422
A bottle of this shit would get you to the hospital real fucking quick.
>>151862422
try chugging that
>>151862828
isn't it 1841?
isn't that..even worse?
>>151862828
>1841
>>151862828
>>151862422
This is probably from the anime adaptation of Victoria II.
>>151862792
You gotta go and live forever.
>>151863037
>aLELt
>>151863010
>Atrocious cock
Damn.
>>151861074
>SUPPLY THE FOOD
I eat, Jon. it's what I do
>>151860293
This, especially the first half
Even a masterpiece has its flaws.
Cotswolds
>>151862190
I have a feeling that less engrish mistake and more animation mistake
>>151863010
She name is Saeko.
>>151862066
I recognize some of these programs.
>>151863193
They're irfanview plugins.
Does japanese Microsoft Word not come with an English spellchecker or what?
>>151863404
>Microsoft Word
>>151859926
>>151863398
>banana in your tailpipe
>>151859976
>it is (not) possible to compromise
Eva 3.0+1.0 title confirmation?
>>151863010
Seeing how often they do this, I wonder if an animator just sneaks in the word "cock" when given the chance, and somewhere there's desk drone chuckling when it airs.
>>151862688What's the correct form?English is not my first language
>>151863710
3rd (third not thirth)
That could almost be Welsh
>>151863710
How is this allowed? it's literally a keyboard smash
>>15186371083rd
>>151863710
Don't worry, it's a very innocent mistake
>>151860930
>The Presidents of United States of America-1
>>151863710
Five Guys is the last thing I thought I'd see in anime.
>>151860930
>WARABI OS THEATER'S DANCING TEAM
>>151863684
In this case the girl actually does have a cock
>>151862903
probably
>>151863010
>I have a cock. It's name is Nagoya.
I have the feel it's what it says
>>151863791
>>151863763
>>151863750thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ctynPSttxI
>>151864058
>Tarkus
Cyrus would make more sense.
>>151864099
AYMEN!
>>151862302
ZnT was full of engrish
K-ON as well
>>151860930
>CRAZY DANC'N YAMADA(THE KING OF THE GALAXY)
>>151864142
>K-ON
I only recal "JUSTo a momento puriizu" and them failing at it in the movie, which kinda was the point
>>151864215
>womens
I even saw this in real life. multiple times
>>151862431
heh
>>151859826
Psycho Pass movie is a hidden gem.
>>151864292
That's Ex-Mans and Ex-Womens. Inclusive bathrooms.
>>151863710
Keyboard smash aside, that's a surprisingly accurate depiction of a Five Guys restaurant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sujF161hziE
>>151863037
>arart
I'm dying
>>151864435
Did they just hire two white people and ask them to have a fake unscripted conversation? Because that's pretty smart
>>151860930
2 tons of soy sauce
>>151863761
>keyboard smash
Cross Ange did the same thing.
>>151862088
nice get
>>151864595
They do it too well to be two random white guys.
RUCKY GIRRRRRRLLRRR
>>151864729
I heard it
>>151864040
>She name is Saeko.
This is truly something only Westerners can appreciate about anime. Japs will never know how much we enjoy their failure at English.
>>151863710
Is that supposed to be a Five Guys?
>>151863404
No need to pay, or download shitty Open Office, just add English dictionary to your Firefox or something. There are hundreds of easy way to do it, but they are to lazy.
How about a little deutsu
>>151864840
I cringe everytime and I haven't even seen the series
>>151864779
nah they get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ncADFZgvnk
>>151859892
>>151862051
apparently cement addiction is something related to drugs, it was mentioned when it aired
>>151864680
but also this.
>>151861946
>the mere perfection of my existence
someone's proud of themselves
I remember Geass had surprisingly good English, like in the textbooks and Shirley's diary.
>>151864858
>>151864840
For those who do not speak german it says
>Heroic tales of(wrong pronoun) cosmic island
>>151864893
What the fuck
>>151865039
>Heroic tales of them cosmic island
kinda like that
english mastar.jpg should have been the op-pic.
>>151864633
Not just any soy sauce, anon.
Kikkoman(tm) Soy Sauce.
>>151864893
>Ouchie!! Fuckin' Jeez!
>>151862224
>>151865122
It isn't one. It's Grisaia no Kajitsu, one of the best VN of the last few years.
>>151864435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRws
>>151865270
>My Jambo jet flies cheerfully!
>>151862088
.>... to invent money
I mean that's as smart as the Keynes School ever gets.
>>151864893
>>151864893
>dutch wife
WTF
>>151860930
>HYPER SMELL BOMB
>>151864765
I mean the fourth one
>>151865677
>dutch wife
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_wife
>>151865772
I mean that it's still engrish, even if the cock part makes sense in the context.
>>151865069
>Huh'rowick tails o' dem cosmik eye-lands
>>151865270
>How do you know about my wife?
>Because I always tear it on the weekend
KEK
>>151865812
I'm not saying it's not engrish. What I mean is that I don't know what it says in the fourth one, but I think it might be that.
>>151865270
what is this even from
I can't believe they missed this one.
>>151865894
Looks like something by GoHands
>>151864893
I must read this now.
>>151862503
>wake up
Yeah, about that.
>>151865894
SYD
>>151865894
>>151862503
>>151866207
It's concentrated/medical alcohol. You can technically drink it if it's not denatured. It's just ethanol.
>>151864435
Do what thing?
>>151864435
Whats this from?
>>151868761
Kodomo no Jikan
>>151868811
>spoonfeeding
>>151868811
Mind atleast saying which studio made it because that's definitely not Kodomo no Jikan m8I think, i havent actually watched it
>>151868947
I was kidding anon. It's Yama no Susume, a very comfy healing show. I hope you watch it and enjoy it.
>>151868811
Fucking faggot spoonfeeding.
>>151869383
>>151868866
You guys are retards.
>>151869013
>ruining /a/non's joke
>spoonfeeding
>pass user since
Makes sense.
>>151869437
No, you literary are.
>>151860930
>PANPERS 2044s
What does that means?
>>151869437
The description says "yama no lollies no eigo" (easy to google) + everybody knows Kodomo no Jikan. It's obvious they were trying to trick the retarded newshitter. If you didn't understand the situation you must be pretty new/retarded.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOTFEL4fjX4
how about some engrish voice acting?
>>151869013
Oh, i already have that downloaded. Guess i'll watch it after im done with Nourin then.
>>151869547
Diapers.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483647393607.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLtW43wIhM
>>151870458
Top tier.
>>151863710
f-five guys hamburgah?
>>151864420
>>151869650
Nobody calls me baka around here.
>>151869650
>long hair beta autist comes and saves the day
damn this gets better and better
>>151864945
>16t of potatoes
>>151872127
>I wish I were gay.
>>151864945
>4 cock guns?
No Jojo? Let's fix that!
https://youtu.be/BWTvrboNCCM
>>151859826
That's clearly just Mr.Forever giving you his approval, though.
>>151873439
good joke, by anon
>>151860158
This is funny because she is American.
>>151859826
My time has come. A poem from Kaze no Shoujo Emily that has haunted me for months.
>>151861946
>>151865070
>>151874081
The pillow is not guilty it.
It is...person who uses the pillow...guilty.
The small bird has bit sung any longer.
It is not...pillow...guilty though the flower
has not bloomed any longer either.
It is...man...guilty, and it is not...pillow...guilty.
It is guilty in the flower that doesn't bloomthough...wind...breezes in deep
forest...green every day.
The pillow is not guilty it.
The sun glows if it dances, and the cloud shines.
The life changes if it dances.
The shadow changes if it dances.
Mischievous of pillow of catnap in summer.
It has the dream of the amount all one's life.
Spiritsof the deads in the distant country begin to talk about your life.
Allare acts of the pillow of the fairy.
>>151859976
I'm gonna give her mySweet temptation of triangular pillar
this was surprisingly readable
>>151874487
If you live in an English-speaking country, you should download and watch this right now.
>>151874561
I am crying. True pottery.
>>151860930
>KIKKOMAN SOY-SAUCE 2t
>>151864893
>fuckin' jeez
Oh fucking hell this is too much.
>>151864893
Michiru is best girl
>>151859926
i need source
>>151863157
Result's the same, though.
>>151874081
I finished this show just last week. The text in the background of the ED is pretty bad, as well.
>lifted tords the sky
>reflexshun
Great series, though.
>>151875030
Image search exists you know?
And when that doesn't work, >>>/wsr/
>>151867491
THAT thing
>>151861721
it's realhttp://sailormoon.wikia.com/wiki/A_School_Storm!_Transfer_Students_are_Idols
>>151870458
IT'S JUST LIKE MY ANIMES
>>151863710
>Jormungand has Five Guys in it
Picked up.
>>151873563
Yeah well I have no idea what the fuck that says either.
>>151863710
I never expected to see Five Guys is an anime before.
I'm curious about how often Engrish crops up in more western settings (like FMA for example). Do they try to make things a bit less obviously half-assed?
>>151875030
fire punch
>>151873368
is this a jojo reference?
>>151862088
>not possible to become happy
fugchecked
>>151863908
>>151864835
>>151871089
The real question is whether it's in Japan or in the US. There's no way a non-American could survive there, it's too much for anyone besides born and raised Americans.
>>151860158
>I have absolutely no idea what this says.
Secretly, she's actually fluent; it just really sucks.
>>151862422
>>151863710
the CIA menu was better
>>151862088
>soaking of meat and hatred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitRCKDU9Ic
SIT DOWN
>>151864893
fucking kek
>>151870458
I'm dying, still they're fucking A D O R A B L E
>>151876736
where do these pics even come from, it's like everytime i look there's a new one.
>>151870458
legendary.
>>151864893
>What a senpai!!
>>151864893
Jeez I'm so fucking done!
>>151860457
I literally didn't even realize she was speaking in english when she accused the teacher of having awkward english at first
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2IS2O7MUJtQ
>>151870458
>Bee Baka!
>>151872321
>I wish I were you.
Someone post that www.working dialog holy shit.
>>151863037
I'll never understand DANGAR, they had it right a couple scenes earlier.
>>151877318
>3-Q
>3-G
???
>>151865270
rip demo
>>151865270What is the plane footage from? Surely that isn't in the show.
>>151877363
White devil's letters arr rook same
>>151877547
It's the Kennedy assassination you retard. They planed his building.
>>151877547
>he's never seen the challenger explosion before
Destroy yourself, moran
>>151877547
The moon landing
>>151859892
You guys don't get it, its meant to be semen addiction, that's where the engrish comes in
>>151862422
>Vodka and the bat device are good medal's awarded to vodka
>>151877547
The rape of Nanking dumbass
>>151860930
>505 tonnes of beef pattys
I thought Seigfried was empire side, but now I'm concerned
>>151863171
that's obviously the poor grammar sentence, for comparison
>>151863010
>I have a sister, and she lives in Hawaii
This is correct, stupid teacher.
>>151860497
She does, and it's hilarious
>>151876389
>CIA burger
>>151870196
>nip trivago commercials have hot white women
>canada just gets some ugly midlife crisis guy
>>151874487
isn't that Crea Lemon?
>>151878561
How do you get those stars? Can I have some?
>>151877307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIxLjNAtHOs
>>151878639
They say only oldfags have them, but the mystery hasn't been solved.
>>151861074
>>151861791
Could be shorthand for Imperial Fleet go home or something
More alart
>>151865270
>What?
>Pleasured moans
My fucking sides
>>151876707
>trying production before at least B2
>>151860457
That's actually really good. Her VA not only spoke understandable English, but also in a British accent. (even if the accent isn't quite on point it's still clearly supposed to be cockney/some other britishy accent)
>>151859826
I think that's the olden spelling of it
>>151877547
In case you're from some country that doesn't care about Burgerland: It's probably 9/11, a famous terrorist attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TXTpik5wf4
>>151879140
You're right http://www.thefreedictionary.com/good-by
>>151879147
I am, and I also figured it was that, but I wasn't aware there was footage that clear of the impact.
>tfw nobody posted this gem yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYvhhMjW32k
>>151879256
How underage are you?
>>151860852
What song is that? Sounds like something to put in Initial D
>>151860457
>>151879536
Hey now, it's okay to not know of an awful (and gay) movie from an era with actual good films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cswv6JAdNpQ
I still hear nightmare [spoilers]grasses[/spoilers].
>>151879690
They didn't need to add more shit, they could have just left it one line
>>151863398
These are always the best.
>>151879712
Anyone else read this with a bad Jamaican accent?
>>151863037
>>151879397
>there are people right now who are old enough to post here but aren't old enough to remember 9/11
>>151859962
its just a question dude
>>151879397Some countries didn't really care and not everybody consumes American media; in fact teenagers would be more likely to have seen this footage because this shit gets regurgitated on all the cool site for kids.
>>151879798
I know what it is, but I don't personally remember it. I'm several years over the age limit.
>>151879798
My country's news channels stuck with the one video from a fair distance on loop. I've never bothered watching documentaries to see any others. I assume pretty quickly what I'm seeing when people use them, but maybe that Anon expects there to be more than one plane crashing into building incident in history.
>>151879798
only amerifags care about 9/11
>>151879798
>burgers think that anybody cares
Like we don't have more shocking shit happening closer to home, nobody gives a shit that you stubbed your toe.
>>151860930
>Hyper smell bomb - 10050
>>151863801
To be fair, that's a Corps name. It sounds almost like a real one to me.
It's not about caring, most people here didn't give a shit one way or the other but it was all over the place for days
>>151874604
>by our
>enemies.
Other than that and choosing not to translate names there's only maybe 1 or 2 grammatical errors.
>>151859826
Posting the classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmFbgHqlMP0
>>151880114
>It's not about caring, most people here didn't give a shit one way or the other but it was all over the place for days
Depends on the country, retard. Also, not all basement dwellers read/watch news.
>>151880041
>implying he said anyone cared
>>151864725
Well, one was probably a woman.
>>151880335
You'd have to care a great lot and re-run the clip pretty often to make it so that somebody who hasn't seen it is such a great surprise.
Also, reminder that people who were little kids back then are over 18 now. I doubt my sister would know it if she didn't browse 9gag (she's 19 now and back then was too little to remember it).
>>151879778
>clitical
>>151880489
>probably
>>151864893
>Ouchie Fuckin' jeez!
>>151870458
She dropped her cutesy voice at the end for a couple of seconds. Going to need a retake.
>>151864893
>there are people in this thread
>RIGHT NOW
>who haven't read Grisaia
>>151880574
Traps can fool your 5 senses bro, be careful.
>>151862422
More perplexing is how they managed to confuse Bacardi rum with vodka. I thought nips had a drinking culture?
>>151876639
The funniest part is the lines which sort of make sense. I'm now intrigued as to whether it's a hidden credits section.
>fgojkp fg;ghop etrrgkxz. drov df
>dfpoguiprfr NDC dpe rewqpdfs
>seieNDC dfgo5lgka Warwick erw
>aey gk d;relked sd wij4588 drijsa?
>sedirfk!! drgjbepsksd4dgfjkcs___
>drgijpe
>drgijepddaspeweiv NDC seofjo
>>>Spsial efect is takehiko endo
>>>painted staff is mihoko fujita
>>>colorcommander is hitomi morisima
>>>painted staff is miss tanabe
>dfkgjlwccf NDC drgop drks serkj
>Warwick dljkrh NDC drigjed darkj
>inagaki mikami sakamoto honmmi
>kiyota Takasuka Asali Saklai
>kojiroi hilanaka hobara suonaga
>chinamini washi wa endo desu uf
>zdgr driojk NDC sefijowwga dfhl!!
>>151870458
How did she instantly get it when she was struggling just a second before?
Did someone behind the scenes translate it for her?
>>151860457
>The english student spoke English
>Sugoi!!!
The exact same thing happens whenever a foreign exchange student speaks their language, and it never ceases to amaze me that people are impressed by this.
>>151878048
Can't put and after a comma unless its a list, technically. It's more etiquette than grammar.
my favourite from the urusei yatsura streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlGYJtude3U
>>151870458
My sides.
And also my heart.
>>151862422
>98% ALC
someone needs to post some grand blue pics
>>151876707
Fine you get the prize.
>>151860930
>Panpers 2044s
u wot m8
>>151881428
>Can't put and after a comma unless its a list, technically.
It's a conjunction???
>>151878414
nah dude, they obviously wanted George clooney but didnt want to shell out the big bucks so they got some dude who vaguely looks like him and hope we wont notice
>>151878414
what are the staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars
>>151878048
Didn't watch the show, but it looks more like a lesson about using who, whose, which and the mistakes are unintentional.
>>151881856
So technically you can't put a comma.
>>151878707
No probrem
>>151879802
this isn't so bad, some grammatical errors here and there.
>>151859826
Does that mean it will never expire?
>>151869650
Holy autism.
>>151882535
Are you ESL or an unculturednigger? see >>151879245
>>151882535
>>151882711
cont
6/10 joke though
>>151881835
Space babies.
GREEN TEA
>>151882779
CAWFEE
>>151864840
>>151865039
How do they fuck up the title that bad? The other German used were pretty decent.
>>151882205
When joining two independent clauses, an acceptable form is a comma followed by a coordinating conjunction, such as 'and'. It would be incorrect to not have a comma there.
>>151882711
>Hasn't seen items in grocery store marked "good by/sell by (mm/dd)"
I'm sorry that I've been to an American supermarket before in my life, I guess they do the shopping for you at the nitwit farm.
>>151864893
>forgetting this goldmine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrwTMPrrk8
>>151860158
I still need to read Ika...
>>151883792
I think everyone wanted to forget thank you no terror
>>151864893
>yuu rabii? yuu mus not lah
>holy shi. cuul senpai. you get life
>>151883853
>cuul senpai
For once I'm actually annoyed by the wordfilter.
>>151860930
This _has_ to be an animator's joke.
>>151879802
>Color :Yellow
At least the Japs are honest about it.
>>151861029
Her name is Boss?
>>151863801
They can only fit so many musicians on base I guess. I mean, they only managed to get one of the Beetles.
>>151879477
The fact that the song is from the movie Top Gun is its only relation to aviation technology.
>>151882372
Look at this shitty 4-star.
>>151884470
literally how
>>151884479
There's this thing called unicode.
>>151884479
Maybe if yougit gudI'll bless you with a 1-star seifuku.
>>151883931
In Memory of a Patriot, Who Saved the World
>>151884866
but 1 star is fodder
best engrish
https://youtu.be/3LwchtP14cY
>>151863037
>EMAGENCY
>DANGAR
fuckin lost it.
>>151879661
>Anal death-force
>>151864945
They had pretty decent English in the main series.
>>151885248
A hell of a lot better than Iowa, that's for sure.
>>151865270
come back to us demo
>>151864420
Pretty meta
>>151878397
You don't get to bring fries
They hadn't invented "making sense" yet.
>>151878414
>>151878639
I'm curious too.
>>151874081
>>151874561
What the fucking what
>>151885342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
>>151874561
Thanks for writing that out, I was going to but had to go to work.
>>151875070
I still need to finish it. I really wish World Masterpiece Theater did this because it's just…not pleasant to look at. Emily's eyes will bore into you like a drill. But I'm a sucker for period pieces so of course I'm gonna fucking watch it.
>>151886783
Note how it also says there is no excellent work at this time and only the fine work is published. This is fine.
I'm sure these are a running joke by now. They probably pick on the guy who's learning English, too.
>>151886755
I know right,
>>151889298
You wish. The Nips are incredibly bad at foreign languages and they don't even know it.
>>151890046
Wasn't there a study to show Nips know english the least of many other Asian countries?
>I'm a nip
>I can't find out any wrongs
>>151890352
It's okay 'watashi no nihonjin tomodachi', you are still a pretty cool guy in my books.
>>151864729
HEYY, PRRICCHII GARRR
>>151890212
Worse than Vietnam, according the most recent test results. And considering they literally study only for the tests, their real proficiency levels must be atrocious.
>>151891352
Yurop for comparison.
>>151891352
*according to
>>151862125
I, Angelise Ikaruga Mitsurugi, wish to here provide an explanation regarding the altercation which occurred at the bathhouse between myself and Squadron Number One Captain Thalia.
On the occasion of my daily sorties, my performance has been spectacular, and thinking about it now this was more than enough to make Captain Thalia jealous. However, for my part, I knew nothing of the captain's envy and unfounded slandering of me, and I had no idea whatsoever about the captain's mounting day-to-day stress.
Even when the captain came to me at the bathhouse my only thought was that she had come to praise my usual work, Further, even when Captain Thalia came at me with a knife, I though that this was a unique manifestation of the captain's affection and I accepted the challenge without a thought.
I knocked away the captain's knife, and after some bare-handed fighting, we entered into a battle with scrubbing brushes, and I felt that it was actually beating her that would meet her expectations, and so before I knew it, I had won a total victory. As far as this goes, I believe my behavior is as it normally is in my day-to-day life, but I have come to learn through this incident that my being elegant and luxurious causes some people to feel envy.
I am guilty of no wrongdoing or misconduct in this incident, and I myself am not to blame in the slightest, so I can improve nothing, but if it may be said that the mere perfection of my existence begat it, then I do offer some apology.
I know it's hard to see, but you misread it.
>>151870196
B-Baker-sensei?
>>151891667
>copyleft
They did that on purpose, didn't they?
>>151891717
copyleft is a real term senpai
>>151860852
top kek
>>151860457
>nips speak better english than brits
>>151879545
classic
>>151864595
>>151864725
>of cauus I say nooo
>good
what the fuck, do you even american?
This one never fails to crack me up.
>>151865938
except that was on purpose, it's averted when (forgot character in question) doesn't find the venue because the name is wrong
>>151876879
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11667open wide, anon
>>151877129
I WANT MY SEASON 2
>>151892150
How do they even write this stuff.
>>151860852
Top Gun is about planes, makes perfect sense
>>151892284
that looks like google translate, i can tell from the style
>>151876373
>rektyfikowany
>>151870458
>It's an English tsundere!
That moment absolutely killed me. If you see my sides, please call me, I really would like them back.
>>151860852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58QOBqAWNzE
Aww yeah. Based Pentagon propaganda.
>>151892257
>bakayaro
>okama
Nips should least be able to comprehend Romaji Japanese, right? Or was calling him a faggot relevant to the plot?
I had tons of these, but I dont know where they went.
>>151892893
>>151862190
what's it supposed to say
>>151892764
I think I should be glad that I never watched it and only know it as a source for Hot Shots!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnktCDi-BVs
>>151893054
I think Japan
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnrLoCHK7GE
>Japanese Australians
>>151893209
That was pretty good, but the fact that the word "cunt" was never spoken even once kind of ruined my suspension of disbelief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6vCdFriZbY
No yuru yuri?
>>151881118
i found 4 shows in common with takehiko endo and mihoko fujita:
- Ai Yori Aoshi
- Aoi & Mutsuki: A Pair of Queens
- Boogiepop Phantom
- Demon Lord Dante
i don't know where to go from here though because i don't know what show that screenshot is from though
>>151893209
i r8 8/8 m8, no h8
>>151864099
>with my own eyes
Jesus Christ, Joji Nakata doing a damned good James Earl Jones there.
>>151885248
>Ad-my-ral
Oi. At least she puts a slight accent on her English lines
>>151893209
Russell is a shit ton better than Lori, but both are way above the norm for "native speakers" in anime. That front desk clerk was a right cunt, though.
How'd we get this far without UBW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK_mMCWKFC4
>>151893664
more information: on that list of shows, i couldn't find someone named hitomi morishima connected to color coordination, but there WAS someone named kazumi morishima that was on a show with takehiko endo called "Demon Lord Dante". i'm going to put that as my guess as to where the credits came from
>>151887989
This is fantastic.
>>151879661
When MD fucking Geist wants to anal force you, you let him anal force you.
>>151860852
>>151881151
I live in Japan. When I correct emails or papers for labmates, they always yell "sugio!"
Every time I have to explain that speaking your native tongue isn't sugoi, it's futuu.
>>151859976
>Vitamin C
It's got Can on it so it can't be all bad.
>>151895021
HEY YOU
>>151875298
>>151895021
>>151895190
I was just listening to that song.
>>151895190
OVER THERE
>>151862182
Yeah I don't see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oo9_wiifOQ
Wait for it
>>151893206
>>151893054
How embarrassing.
>>151884470
Haa?..
>>151896283
Is this literally just copypasta on the stars?
>>151896366
What? Noo.....
>>151891625
Reminds me of this.
>⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
>>151887989
Holy shit.
>>151860930
>LOVE JET NEEDLE GUN
I need this
>>151860852
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>151862422
>daiquiri
>>151883900
>using underscores as italics
>>151865270
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>151864215
>English is a West Germanic language that was first spoken in early medieval England and is now a global lingua franca.
>>151879798
I assumed it was 9/11 but I don't remember that specific footage of the crashes. There's many videos.
>>151896283
i did it ?
>>151862422
>98% abv
>>151900394
Well protip: any time you see footage of a jet crashing into a skyscraper you can just assume it's 9/11 because it's pretty much the only time it's ever happened other than an accident in the 40's that wasn't filmed.
>>151900394
How the fuck do you not know the old WTC when you see it?
>>151900543
>>151900612
I wasn't the original anon, I was just saying that I assumed it was 9/11.
>>151900681
Well my point stands aimed at him, too. The twin towers are iconic buildings, even today.
>>151865270
Rip demoD
>>151877547
It's from a movie.
>>151900758
New video soon
>>151875070
>he doesn't know that shit is canon because 11-year old Emily still has bad spelling
Read the book, senpai.
>>151874561
This is totally anime original though.
>>151889040
Emily a cute
>>151891298
I read it as "Cthulhulator" at first.
>>151889040
Speaking of World Masterpiece Theater, what little English got written by that series seems to be pretty good. I think you can read some letters on Akage no Anne and Princess Sara.
Perrine's English was still your usual hilarious Engrish though.
>>151877547
This has to be a joke.
>>151887989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizE6ESfs58
> you could blindfold me with dental floss
>>151862088
>tiredness does not recover
>tfw the animators are crying out for help
>>151862834
A bottle of that would make sure you would never leave that hospital alive again.
>>151901028
r u demdy?
>>151895021
well the lead singer is a Japanese guy after all
>>151869650
Jap manlets are at it again.
>>151864945
>3dogs + 12 cock
This was supposed to be a serious conversation, but I laughed all the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byw1L5olPw4
>>151869650
Psht, notengu perusonaru kido
>>151870458
Ohhh it's the Yuzuchin's VA, cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L7Qt7yMsqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN9GiMFWKPE
GUH LAN
>>151889040
I actually like the character art in Emily. Each of the kids has a really distinct look.
>>151870458
N A R U H O D O
>>151881127
You can hear her fiddling with a piece of paper when she says "jya-jyan" just past the one-minute mark.
>>151906862
>tfw everyone on 2ch prefers Ilse over Emily
I love Emily since she's so hilarious.
>>151905115
What does he says at the end?
>>151901028
I want to believe
>>151907937
http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html
This is a good poem.
>>151859976
>sweet temptation of triangular pillar