How can one girl be so best?

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Magic.

That is a monster, not a girl.

>>151833136
Post that girl, then we would be able to explain.

>>151833136
Does she also want araragi's d?

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>>151833837
Yes. She just acts classier about it than the rest of the girls.

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>>151833837
Not as much as Math here

>>151834179
Nobody is quite as desperate for the R as she is.

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>>151833136
Can change body types depending on your mood.

>>151836086
More like her mood, but that generally involves making the people she cares about happy.

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>>151833136
Hanekawa just is, and it's not for us to question it.

>>151833136
What girl are you talking about?

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There's something about a girl who would casually face dismemberment for her beloved's sake. Even if she regenerates completely and comes back pestering them for donuts as repayment for the ordeal.

decent subs WHEN?

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>>151836499
Almost 2 weeks ago.

>>151836640
There needs to be way more scenes of Shinobu just relaxing and dicking around.

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>>151836157
>catfags

>>151834013
What scene/episode is that from? I don't recall it offhand

>>151836640

Link? For some reason I couldn't actually connect the torrent that was using the anonsubs.

>>151839344
It's from Koyomi (episode 9 I think).

>>151836086
what's wrong with short hair shinobu's legs?

>>151839624
She's pigeon-toed and bending at the knees.

>>151836086
>As Kiss-Shot's body grows she looks back towards Koyomi more
What did they mean by this?

>>151840081
Potentially nothing. Potentially that she is starting to like him more. According to one of the interviews her VA thinks she was infatuated with him from the moment he offered up his blood.

>>151840296
link to interview?

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only love

>>151841678
I cannot find it and it's pissing me off. I distinctly remember the phrasing she used too: that Araragi "became a special existence" to Kiss-Shot, but it's not coming up where I thought it would. Then there was a part where she said that the biggest difference between loli Kiss-Shot and Shinobu is that Shinobu enjoys being a little girl.

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I need that WebM of loli shinobu growing.

It's for research purposes.

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>>151833136
Because best girl is best. She is both loli, and teen, and oppai milf. She is all the deres rolled into one. Shinobu/Kisshot is best girl all around. Nobody competes.

Pic related.

how do you even deal with that

>>151834179
I really like her. Or rather I'd like to get to know her.

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>>151842319

>>151836499
Decent Kizu 2 subs came out by an anon herw first (by /a/) like 2 days before Christmas. I was in thread when they dropped it. If I could I would offer sexual services.

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>>151842363
All of the deres is a stretch. Though she does have a wonderfully done hint of tsundere and some absolutely destructive deredere.

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>>151842392
Thanks anon, you can go to bed tonight knowing you helped SCIENCE.

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>>151842537
Yeah, yeah. Enjoy your fap.

>>151842520
I agree with your statement. I admit I am too drunk and too tired to accurately provide proof of all the deres, thus I simply cast a blanket statement over all deres upon her. However, I hope that you yourself (being of a sound member of the "Shinobu defense Force") will be able to agree upon and defend our mutual position of "Shinobu being best" in my abstinteism.

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>>151842639
>streaming

>>151842734
Aye aye Captain Shitfaced.

>>151842822
I saved it from an anon who was bad at screencaps. I've been dragging my heels on the project of remaking all my Shinobu reaction images from BD rips.

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>>151833136
Get on my level blondie.

>>151842363
She can create copies of herself. Read Shinobu Figure for proof.

>>151843114
She can do basically whatever she can imagine if she has enough power behind it.

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>>151836499
>>151842467

https://mega.nz/#!EtNTFJ4Y!fMdIqmTjKWthDnwRKSjszHeDhcgvHHMGJcOwoBF6x1U

I'm gonna spoonfeed you since I want you to tell me how good/bad they are.

Also, posting best girl.

>>151836157
Cat is Perfection

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Sometimes she's adorable, then at the drop of a hat she'll switch to an expression like this.

>>151836212
2012?

>>151843786
But that's adorable too.

>>151843786
Her rage only makes my-

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>>151843827
I was thinking more along the lines of violently sexy. Or at least that's what my raging erection tells me.

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Found the commentary of Tekketsu posted up on YouTube and I am dying to see a translation.
Would love to do some project like that myself, though not enough time nor enough knowledge at the moment.

>>151844049
Any sort of translation is going to be a long, long way off unless we're extremely lucky.

>>151842831
"Carry on my wayward son"
>>151843309
I don't need spoon feeding. I read the LN and saw in theaters. I'm just saying anon's .ass subs were good enough. Especially since they were the first English subs on nyaa for like days.

>>151833768
That only makes it better. A vicious monster playfully flashing her fangs at me before relaxing into my arms is adorable, fulfilling, and exhilarating.

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>>151841681
only hate you mean

>>151844267
if euler was a boy she'd wear a fedora

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>>151844855
Just because she realized that math is the most beautiful knowledge there is?

>>151845020
If only she could derive an equation that would let her not be a sperg.

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>>151845151
According to nadeko she derived a more sophisticated one in which she manages to keep her "sanity" through self-caused psychological damage.

>>151845405
Thank god she's a mathematician and not an engineer. A massively over-engineered and fragile solution that's years late and over budget is not a good one.

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Why is Ougi so cute?

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>>151845508
An engineer would gloss over the fundamentals, create a cheap patch that hides the problem and send to the management team to price it as much as the user can pay for pure profit.

>>151845814
Sodachi is just as guilty of glossing over the fundamentals and sweeping the problem under the rug instead of fixing it.

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>>151845973
That's only because Sodachi is a retard

I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GOIN TA MARRY SHINOBU! NONE OF UPU FUCKS. AN STOP ME I'M GONNA MAKE THAT SASSY VAMPIRE MU WIFE AND I'LL TREAT HER WELL!

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>>151845782
It's the sleeves.

>>151846717
Was it rape?

I haven't seen the movie, does Kizu-Shinobu wear panties?

>>151847603
nope

kizu II have too little Kiss-shot screen time, battle scene were great. Hanekawa was superb in kizu II.

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>>151847774
Thanks, I can't believe my favorite artist made a critical mistake.

>>151833136
And she still hasn't won because Japs have astronomically shit taste.

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>>151848256
Where were you?

>>151848353
What is this? What did I miss?

>>151848373
http://manga.tokyo/news/madogatari-exhibit-will-be-held-again-in-september-in-tokyo/

Honorable Mentions

12. Hidamari Sketch's Yuno

11. Ground Control to Psychoelectric Girl's Erio Touwa
Election top 10

10. Monogatari's Nadeko Sengoku

9. Madoka Magica's Mami Tomoe

8. Madoka Magica's Sayaka Miki

7. Monogatari's Tsubasa Hanekawa

6. Monogatari's Mayoi Hachikuji

5. Madoka Magica's Madoka Kaname

4. Madoka Magica's Kyoko Sakura

3. Monogatari's Hitagi Senjōgahara - 774 votes

2. Madoka Magica's Homura Akemi - 1162 votes

1. Monogatari's Shinobu Oshino - 1687 votes

>>151848439
>>151848474
Ah, so it's just the author that's an irredeemable fag for letting crab win for so long? I wholeheartedly apologize to the rest of Japan.

>>151847874
To be fair, that image was made before we knew

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>>151846717
Oh god.

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>>151842392

>>151844267
What do I have to do to have a girl hate me like that?

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>>151853495
Ruin her life

>>151848758
I honestly believe that people will look back on Monogatari and realize it was the first anime to truly push the medium forward since Evangelion.

>>151853871
I guess I have to up my game. So I think step one is to find a target.

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>>151854464
Ideally she is someone who has known you for a while, and is competitive in some field with you.
When you do ruin her life, you must make it so her hatred of you encompasses her entire reason for living. You must make her hate you so much that she cannot live without you.

(/r/ing that part in the LN where Sodachi basically says this)

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>>151833136

I think Ougi is the best girl of all time inb4 >girl

>>151855309
Not that Anon, but I wish I had that. I was just told she felt too dependent on me. Kidding, it's a pretty selfish thing to want. I'll just wish Oikura finds happiness.

Are the purchasable LN up to the point that they start covering what happened to her beyond the anime?

>>151855361
>girl

>>151855534
can you read moon runes? Cause the English ones are Kizu and the first 1/3 of Bake.

>>151842181
I believe in her words, she told Araragi that he never once bored her in comparision to the world. Kiss-shot told Araragi that he saved her not because she was her but because he would have done that for anyone. She sounds sad while saying this. Araragi though starts denying this and wants to tell her that it's not true.

Kabuki showed clearly how deeply Shinobu and Araragi care for each other.

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>>151856004
>not girl

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>>151859905

Best girl

I've only just finished Nisemonogatari. Neko Kuro is next right? I didn't really like Bakemonogatari that much but I enjoyed Nise much more so hopefully the same goes for the rest of the series.

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Karen!!!

>>151860008
Yes kuro is next. What didn't you like about Bake? I ask cause Nise did stories about 2 new characters so if you hated the crab/snail/monkey/snake/cat character, then you probably wont like anything else.

>>151854341
Bullshit, most have lost interest ever since Nise.

>>151860008

Yeah you go Neko Kuro then Second Series.

>>151860110

I always wondered why a lot of people on /a/ hates Monogatari, is it the characters? All the Dialogue? The backgrounds?

>>151860161
It's gotten boring and stale.

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>>151860186

I can see why people would think that but I thought the series got better after Nise with SS and Owari being solid.

>>151860161
nisemonogatari alienated the fanbase. it's shit

>>151860161
They liked the first season cause it was something really different. Then the other season came out and it was more of the first season, just expanded. The people who liked he show still liked it, but the people who liked that it was different didn't like it. Guess who is more vocal.

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>>151860267

Nise is 100% the weakest entry and is only really good for introducing some characters.

>>151860119
Thanks!
>>151860096
I watched it about a year ago so it's most likely just my taste changing. I didn't really like Shaft's style, I felt like it was a bit too... condescending? That's not the right term but I can't for the life of me think of what it is exactly, it means something that's a little bit too good for itself or tries a bit too hard. I'll remember it as soon as I submit this I'm sure
The humour kind of went over my head most of the time. I didn't mind the characters but I think because they were pretty much exclusively focusing on them for the the first time I didn't really feel like I understood what was happening. The whole Oshino stuff was already resolved as well so it already felt like I was missing something. Mostly I attribute it to my taste changing though, I'll probably rewatch it sometime

>>151860262
Kaiki was my favorite chracter and I was really looking forward to the snek arc because of it but I dropped it midway in.

>>151860288
>muh vocal minority
Kill yourself.

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>>151860325

Hitagi End was the arc that solidified Kaiki as one of the best characters in the series easily.

>>151860288
Nise was shit. Even the author admitted that it was unprofessional rubbish. You can't go back from that.

>>151860088
I dig it.

>>151833136
BIG FAT BAT TATS

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>>151855534
You can always purchase the japanese novels and read the translations.

The sequel is in orokamonogatari and she appears in zokuowari and nademonogatari. All her parts are translated. There are also 2 episodes of commentaries translated.

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>>151860647

Where can I read the translated parts? I have only really been reading Owari Part 3.

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>>151860688
http://mirroredtranslations.tumblr.com/all+translations
https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series:Zoku-Owarimonogatari/Koyomi_Reverse_009
I'm actually not sure if there is more of her on zokuowari, that are very few parts translated, and not even all this chapter.

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final pv for kizu 3 when?

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>>151860755

I wasn't the same guy asking for more Sodachi, I just wanted more translated LNs.

Well, she is almost the cause of 95% of everything happening in the series, so, yeah. That makes her the best.

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>>151860856
Well, both Sodachi Fiasco and Acerola Bon Appétit were really good reads for me. Unfortunately the translator skipped Karen Ogre permanently and is being very very slow on Tsubasa Sleeping.

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>>151861045

Better than nothing I suppose. I will give them a read later, thank for posting them.

>>151860647
I really wish the commentaries were translated on the BD releases. They were on Bake, but nothing else.

>>151861124
Yes, since then only two episodes of nise, one of koi and two of owari were translated I believe. It seemed like a group was working on nise, but no news for almost a year now.

>>151861167
The professional aniplex release of Bake had them translated, and everything else didn't. Why didn't they translate them for the bd box? Just take that work that would go into translating the regular lines and put it to the commentary cause the main story is already done.

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>mfw its going to be months before i get to see kizu3
>mfw no idea when owari2 starts

waiting sucks

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>>151859987
>girl

>>151857003
>first 1/3 of Bake
Wat? Did Vertical chop the two Bake volumes into three or something?

>>151860647
>Sodatanai
Heh, I like that. If "Sodachi" means "upbringing," then sodatanai is the negative verb form: "doesn't grow up."

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Waiting for the first reports from Japan about Kizu 3.

>>151863599
Everyone always talks about the big fight scene and the chat on the roof, but I'm most excited about Araragi's meltdown in the storage room. That was easily the most visceral and gripping
part of the novel. The chat was second and the fight only third.

>>151863856
I want to see blood sucking scene and sad Shinobu in the end.

>>151853403
i still dont get the the motion here,
theres too much friction from her skin to slide back so easily and pointlessly
is it just fanservice?

>>151844221
You really need to stop being creepy and find a lover irl (she aint real bro)

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>>151836157

>>151848256
She hasn't won because Nisio is the master at having everything and fucking nothing happen in this story at all times.

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>>151843309
>Also, posting best girl.

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>>151865154

>>151866611
>this could have been canon

Fuck Nisio.

>>151863086
Kodansha did for a re-release and Vertical followed suit.

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>>151863599

>>151863599
I imagine it will go a little something like:
>キッスショットちやんかわいい ;_;

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>>151866684
If anything in this series should have been canon by now, it should have been Araragi and Shinobu. But you know, Nisio the huge fucking troll.

>>151868987
Add the bullshit that Shinobu decreases in age when her vamparic nature decreases. If not, those two would have started fucking back in that bath scene in Nise.

>>151869103
Shinobu isn't going to have sex that easily. Araragi would have a lot more impromptu masturbation sessions though. Can you imagine >>151834013 with full-size Shinobu?

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>>151869103
>>151869490
Whenever Araragi jerks it, does Shinobu feel anything?
Doujins tell me yes

>>151871645
Canon says she feels everything he does. It doesn't explicitly bring up masturbation, but it obviously happens.

We at least know that Araragi chooses his porn based on what he thinks would look classy to Shinobu.

It might sound kinda hot, but getting phantom dick sensations at random has got to be awkward.

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I really dislike that I find beautiful girls suffering so attractive.

>>151872534
My favorite part was her telling Araragi to shut up.

>>151833712
>>151836640
This Shinobu does nothing for me anymore that I've seen Kizu 1 Shinobu, it's the superior little girl form of Kiss-Shot.

>>151873257
I think you might need to see a doctor. There's something seriously wrong with you.

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I need more jailbait Shinobu

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>>151875095

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>>151875095
I don't know how this form qualifies as more jailbait than her usual one, but okay.

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>>151875544

>>151875225
If someone would kindly confirm that my memory is not wrong.

>Araragi considered raping Shinobu in her teen form when she slept on his bed after the fight with Doll and Kagenui in the novel.

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>>151875095

>>151875837
I thought teen Shinobu frightened Araragi or some shit

>>151875966
He's very tense around an older Shinobu.

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soft bat breasts
soft bat butt

>>151875095
> Korean stone carvings
> Jailbait
What kind of 1st world shithole do you live in.

>>151875837
I don't remember anything of the sort and I don't think Araragi is capable of it either physically or mentally.

>>151876115
Well, yeah. It's really hard for him to ignore how much he wants Shinobu that way.

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I got bored, recommend a good monogatari AMV.
Here is a nice traditional kiss-shot

>>151877877
>AMV
>good
You're restricted to a handful of comedy ones.
https://youtu.be/kctbgczbyb0

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>>151876142

>>151864672
Some tables are slippery, anon.

>>151878601
One vampire is so powerful she can basically ignore physics.

>>151879875
why does his butt look so curvy in that doujin?

>>151879875
Baby fat? Emphasizing that Shinobu is the aggressor? The artist is too used to drawing cute girls?

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>>151879875
>not in big bat form

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>>151834013
>will never have loli Shinobu's tights wrapped around my head

>>151881972
Yes. Sadly she didn't get to live out her /ss/ fantasy to its fullest extent. I guess they still have time to make it happen.

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>>151879946
He has a big butt

>>151883876
Those are lower back muscles and hip bones, but don't let that stop you from memeing about BIG FAT ARARAGI ASS.

kizu 2 was really good I was surprised
really speaks volumes that I already know the outcome in the end but I was still on the edge of my seat towards the end

>>151884084
If Shaft knows how to do one thing it's tell a story. That's how they get away with making powerpoints. Yeah, I know Kizu doesn't fit the bill, but I'm talking in general.

>>151884198
I enjoy the minimalist presentation just as much if not more than the lavish, highly detailed kind

>>151883876
4u

>>151884246
I just like it when they spend enough time/money to not make glaring animation errors. I can overlook it since the rest is good, but hitting a pocket of visual crap takes me out of the experience.

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>>151883984
The fact that the lines of his upper butt are bigger than Kanbaru's is proof that he has a big butt.

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>>151884485
Sure.

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>>151883876

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>>151884709
I'm not sure why, out of all the stupid shit I've seen, this amuses me so much.

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>>151844049
That one is my favourite bat.

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>>151885035
She got the short end of the budget stick in Kizu so Shaft doesn't seem to agree. Like, you could see the money stop the second her transformation shot was over.

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>>151885294
In contrast, loli Shinobu got some shots where every frame was a keyframe.

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>>151884569

the guy has bigger hips than cat. judging by both his sisters and his mother, there's no reason to believe he doesn't have a big butt

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>>151885383
There are fifteen frames of this quality for the second of her juggling her leg. Teen-Shot gets giraffe neck and uguu except for a rotoscoped shot showing off her legs.

>>151853403
If she's thicc then she gets the dicc.

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>>151890022
Why has everyone in Japan decided that the thing for vampires to do when they're chilling in a shadow is play video games?

Does movie 2 have non-joke subs yet?

>>151890472
The first subs were non joke subs and as good as anything that ever came out for part one.

>>151842319
I still don't understand this picture

>>151890438
Because vampires are lazy NEETs

>>151890568
Whoever the girl is just fucked the absolute shit out of the guy and he feels emasculated.

>>151890593
Stopping Araragi from being a depressive faggot and getting his stupid ass killed is a full time job.

>>151890598
>the guy

>>151890637
If there are tits on the person in the fetal position, they're kind-of hard to see.

>>151890684
not in that pic though. Those tits are bobs bitch tits large.

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>>151890684
Yeah, they're both female top.
Bottom's a confirmed dyke now, that's why the tears.

Hey, ever since I started watching monogatari, /a/ seems to have more threads about it... Has something happened to increase its popularity temporarily?

>>151890930
It might be one of 2 things:
-It just had a bunch of releases (Bake LN translation, Kizu 2 on BD, Kizu 3 in theaters) so there has been more activity.
-You started paying attention to it so you're noticing the threads more. It's a pretty well documented psychological phenomenon.

>>151890930
Yeah, your mom did an effective promotional tour
In my bedroom last night

>>151890876
I'm still pretty sure she's crying because she got the absolute shit fucked out of her. Most people aspire to do more than writhe and moan uncontrollably during sex.

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>>151891196
I want Shinobu to fuck the shit out of me

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>>151891456
I'd rather be the one in control and blowing her mind, but sex with her in general would be too good to complain about.

>>151848544
>implying crab is winning

Kiss-Shot won before Hitagi was even introduced

>>151833136
Literally everything.

>>151891578
Sort of, but not in a way that's mutually exclusive with crab. It also took her, like, six months to realize that she did.

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>>151891971

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>>151892030
I like her other outfits more, but it's pretty good.

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>>151892055

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>>151892085

>>151891783
Yeah, she's in absolute bliss compared to the start of the series but it took some serious shit and, quite frankly, Araragi should be doing more for her.