Name 1 character that could defeat Umaru in a fight
>>151719618
Me.
>>151719618
>>151719650
Why is she blonde and Aryan if she's japanese?
>>151719650
That guy
>>151719685
Why do you call yourself straight if you suck cock?
>>151719618
madara uchiha?
Madara Uchiha
>>151719618
ebina
>>151719618
This qt sociopath who loves beating up lolis anyway
>>151719618
My dick.
Goblin Slayer.
>>151719985
Yeah, this is an epic response. This is truly what I came into this thread for. You see, he's referring to Umaru as a 'goblin' even though she's human because her morphing appearance in the anime is small and grotesque, much like a goblin is. Therefore, that 'Goblin Slayer' which only kills goblins would kill her because she is a crime against nature. This is a perfect post, 151719985-san!
>>151719618
>PRISS
>>151719650
>Goes on /a/ and boasts about beating an anime character at anything.
Nigga the only thing beat is your dick to hentai of fat men fucking girls.
>>151719729
I don't suck cock. I'm an alpha male that watches Umaru.
>>151719618
Her ass.