Bite Za Dusto
Just drawing my favorite scene from the manga
No, it doesn't have any bearing on the story,
which is why Araki fucked up bigtime by not including him in Part 6, using his heritage to be drawn to Pucci and helping Emporio BTFO Pucci.
Well, yeah, that makes sense.
I'm just miffed that his parentage had no effect on the story whatsoever, outside of 'he has jojo blood'. I'd be totally cool with him being Dio's son if it actually meant something.
Yes, I'm being incredibly autistic about a decades-old story.
>Ones been to prison
>One's the boss of the Italian mafia
>Araki keeps on drawing them uncomfortable close
ITS MEANT TO BE!
The real tragedy of part 6 was Giorno not meeting Jolyne. They would've have good character chemistry. Or Giorno meeting Pucci and Pucci is creeping on him cuz muh DIO LOOK ALIKE
That pic is based on this.
If you're implying Fugo anf Abbachio are a thing...then ok...
There's lots of those 2 together in the art books, this encouraging fan art. As for incest, he's like, biologically the half brother of her great great grandfather. Joyner has four uncommon bloodlines with him, who cares at that point?
I personally would thing they'd make good friends.
They would probably get along well and cause a bit of mischief
So is no one gonna talk about this?
here you go faggots
Do you like [big] and [fluffy] girls?
I... dont know what to think of this video.
Nah I think we should have a silent agreement that no one talks about this and is treated like it doesn't exist.
Why are you come to this thread lads ? Dont you have family to celebrate with ?
Celebrate what? The passing of time?
>stray cat bubbles kill handless avdol
I'm glad you included the post that made me laugh the hardest
You don't know about it? It's a popular ship among Japanese fujos, there even is one Araki interview where he gets asked about it.
I don't remember which one, but it's on the wiki.
2016 was the year of the decade, dude.
Is fanfiction tolerable if it doesn't include anything related to the canon and just explores wacky Stand ideas
What was your favorite fight in the entire series? (non-jorge canon)
>any more stupid than a fucking gun
Are you shitting me?
>homing bullets- no need to aim
>increased reaction time
>can choose when to materialize the gun
Hol Horse is just an idiot which cripples him.
Poco vs Jobin
Holy Diver's reveal was the hypest shit ever. Poco emerging from the Wall Eyes with Holy Diver behind him holding the three wedding rings Aishou, Yotsuyu and Damo had put in Kakyoin almost made my dick pop out.
Jobin deserved to get his shit kicked in by JONATHAN and Poco.
Anon, did you again create your OC stand after some POP music song with retarded Op powers ?
Appears to be an enormous black frog. It can crawl on walls. Its main power is to release a gas out of the vents on its back that, when inhaled, make the inhalers see hallucinations of those closest to them betraying them, then seemlessly transitions back to reality, leading to conflict. This gas can be condensed at extremely high pressure to create sharp needles to shoot at Fuck You's opponents - besides having the effect of the hallucinations if the needles make contact, it can also be sharp enough to kill someone with a stab. The downside to using needles is that they only affect one target at a time and Fuck You can only fire needles once per minute, and in the minute it recharges it can't release its gas at all. Useless against heartless/distant enemies besides its ability to stab them. Not remote control, but has a very large distance and the user can sense who/what is around Fuck You and can target them mentally.
I had a great time with you guys. Nevermind the autisctic pixel draws I made or the stupid sex stories I wrote. The JoJo videos have been really good for me. And I have all you goys to th/a/nk for. Thanks for such an amazing 2016. And here's to an even better 2017 with Valentine as Prsident!
No. because Emperor is the actual gun.
Hol Horse can hide his stand and blend in, plus he has infinite ammunition, while Mista has to carry around a real gun and is limited to six bullets before he has to reload.
The trade-off is that Emperor's bullets become useless out of its range (which is only a hundred meters or so) while Mista's gun has all the range of a real gun. A real live bullet can travel for MILES if it doesn't hit anything, and Mista can precisely guide it around obstacles to a target.
Who would win, Cheap Trick Requiem or Hey Ya! Over Heaven?
>Homing the bullets requires full concentration- Hol Horse shot himself in the face just because he was looking somewhere else
>Sex Pistols automatically aims the bullets at the direct point that Mista wants them to hit, he can basically close his eyes and shoot randomly and still get a kill
>Sex Pistols can prevent any bullets from hitting Mista, both his own bullets and bullets others have fired
I can't say for sure which one is better, but Hol Horse certainly wouldn't have fucking shot himself twice if he had SP
>he didn't watch the premiere yesterday
>he wasn't there when /a/ flipped their shit because they showed the rolling stones arc as the first episode
>They showed the rolling stones arc as the first episode
You know, it'd be fucking amazing if they showed Rolling Stones earlier on. I'd be fucking down with it not being shoe-horned in last like it was in the manga.
Also fuck that Fugo is hideous.
Are there any Stands that have no weaknesses?
Is that you boss?
Yellow Temperance's only weakness is it's dumbass user.
HOLY SHIT GUYS SPEED KING DIRECTLY COUNTERS SHA
Is Kars the only pure main villain?
>DIO would fuck anything that seemed advantageous, at least 4 kids, slut tier
>Kira had many "girlfriends", definitely fucked them all, slut tier
>Diavolo probably only had sex with one lady and made Trish, impure tier
>Pucci hanged at DIO's, impure tier
>Valentine tried to sex more than his wife, slut tier
>was a couple with his nigger faggot "friend" for thousands of years
>raised two children together
>lifted his thong in your pic related and did sexy tongue motions
>dresses like a manwhore
The only pure Pillar Man is Wham.
>get a new power-up at the last minute
>bring Hayato back to life
>become convinced you are invincible
>Bites the Dust never works for you again from your POV because you can't see the loops
>the kid you brought back to life ends up rallying all of your enemies against you
Man, Kira kinda got fucked by the superpower lottery.
>5 second limit on time stop for humans
>constantly lost to Star Platinum in close combat despite being technically the same stand.
It's got a few weaknesses.
Although I feel like we often underestimate just how fucking strong The World really is as a Stand ability because of the other, more flashy time powers, and because we've seen Jotaro lose constantly even with the time stop.
>no Super Fly Requiem possessing the Eiffel Tower
>saves everyone inside from the universal reset as any change in the timeline is redirected to the outside
>this is why the universe resets again even after Pucci's head got bashed in
>posting the retconned version
Just so it's clear, Foo Fighters was best girl in part 6, right?
I mean, not counting the boipucci.
I never see love for her. Is it just because no one talks about Part 6 unless it's about the gay priest?
>Pucci steals a stand disc from some smelly idiot in Disneyland before he got C-Moon
>Now he has Gravity inverting punches and 6 deadly bullet people
>Once heaven is achieved all little pistols gain a Church Robe
If Doppio dropped all your cookies, how would you punish him?
it's not his fault he's clumsy
Isn't every JoJo thread meant to be a Doppio appreciation thread though?
He either swapped bodies with D4C or Jesus made him buff
Are we posting vidya crossovers now?
We've already discussed this, his stand's ability is to create any kind of barrier out of thin air, usually characterized as a brick wall with the presidential seal on it. His second ability is to create metaphysical barriers, making any verbal criticism aimed at him to be deflected back at the perpetrator with increased force, causing loss of credibility and at worse times causing death.
I think I figured it out guys, both Okuyasu and Koichi are the brojos of the part, just for different jojo's. Okuyasu for Josuke and Koichi for Jotaro.
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part 6 was good a good ending to jojo, reading more would ruin it
>theories about Joubin, the most likely antagonist of Part 8/Kaato, the villain choice for feminist niggers fusing with [character] via Roakaka or the Corpse to obtain King Crimson
>further considered likely due to the whole "King" theme of Stands in the Higashikata family
This shit sounds neat, but if Araki is trying to bring back older stands and abilities, what's the chance that Gappy would upgrade to Killer Queen and Bites the Dust?
7 is shit and you know it, its your fav part but you know its shit, you cant argue out of that, all you can do is call it a bait
No one mentioned this yet but on
If you look at the source files, you can find this file named: https://warnerbros.co.jp/movie/jojo/images/img_main_kira.jpg
Bites the Dust was more for triggering when someone tried to do something the user did not want to be known, in this case Kira and his identity.
If Josuke finds the secret or location of the Corpse, he could probably use Bites the Dust as a counter for Joubin/Kaato/whoever the fuck until he can find the best solution.
Besides, Killer Queen had already been altered in the SBR-verse, so Bites the Dust could also be slightly changed to do something slightly different than before.
It better be more good than what I'm doing
Place your bets on who Jobin will fuse with.
I DID IT?
TRIPS > DUBS
FATE IS ON MY SIDE
'FUCKNUGGET' IS THE NAME OF THE TURTLE
We found the Jojo villain, such luck is surely plot-driven!
SAY HELLO TO FUCKING DEVIL
Is this a jojo reference?
it's the new creepypasta
"one day i was readin the manga (i am so great i know xD) and reached part 5 but everyone was screaming and there was hyper realistic blood then a creepy hand came out of the manga and kiled me! tru story xD"
that actually does look pretty good
Is Crazy Diamond can be considered as a counter to GER?
I mean, if CD's ability is to make anything back to it previous state, then couldn't Josuke just make any action done into 0 by GER back to 100?
What girls have the best chance against Kira? My vote goes to Jolyne and Hermes. Once they figure out Kira has a thing for hands (and it wouldn't be hard to figure out), Jolyne could turn her hands into string to distract him and Hermes could use Kiss to get an extra set of hands which would probably get Kira too worked up to think
Would Robbie survive in the JoJo universe?
I feel glee at the sight of the man with pronounced teeth
The amnesiac protagonist of the eight part of the generational saga, series, and franchise known as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki, JoJolion, Josuke Higashikata, or as he is unofficially nicknamed by fans in order to clear differences with his mirroring name with the protagonist of the fourth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Diamond is Unbreakable, whom is also named Josuke Higashikata, and to also expose his most dominant feature: his Diastema, has triggered a series of events within my brain to release an exodus of one of four main chemicals and/or neurohormones: Dopamine (mainly), Oxytocin, Serotonin, and various Endorphins to travel from the hypothalamus sector of my brain and to travel from a pathway and into another sector. This reaction from any form of the five senses connecting with the buck-toothed fusion of Yoshikage Kira and Josefumi Kujo generates a feeling of comfort, warmth, compassion, joy, and most importantly, happiness.
What will part 5 look like? Will they change artstyle again, or do a mix of part3 and 4? I think a mix would do it justice. A bit bright, but still serious and not cartoon-y
And how will they do the first few episodes? Will they write out the retconned abilities, or keep them in and confuse animefags later on? I hope DP consults Araki and find out how he'd rewrite the first couple chapters.
>Jolyne's stand is basically a giant compressed yarn ball
>Kira's stand is basically a giant cat
It wouldn't end well
>Kira likes Jolyne's hands
>Hermes slaps a stick on them so they duplicate
It's Araki. He probably has all the fixes to his retcons in a notebook somewhere, with all the chapters already rewritten. And hasn't he talked with DP before about how they should do the anime adaptions? I think it'd be stupid if they haven't talked to each other at all
I've made two versions.