What would you do if you owned Asuka for one day (24 hours)?
How Asuka would respond upon seeing this thread.
Tenderly hold and love her, make all her bad memories go away.
I have a waifu, I can't have sex with Asuka, not with
OP is just fishing for tsuntsun replies so he can touch himself while shitposting.
To solve this riddle of human sexuality I propose we start imagedumping Žižek.
Posting the prettiest picture of Asuka there is.
Let her do whatever she wants I suppose. try to be her friend
cause I love her
Probably just ask her things about Misato since Misato is best girl.
I mean, she kind of popularized it
Can't beat the original
Is anyone else spending New Years Eve completely alone? I think I'm going to get drunk and watch Time of Eve.
>not listening to NYE Mogra, getting drunk, playing vidya and shitposting in the NYE Mogra thread
Anon, please. NYE is the best time of the year, thanks to the Mogra event. You better be in that thread right now.
Make her pancakes, take her ice skating, see a movie with her, have a fancy dinner and then maybe kiss her depending on the mood
>I cant remember a time that I came harder
I want to tenderly love a consenting Asuka
What would the highest bid for an Asuka be?
Asuka can't be priced. I will engage in endless murder to make her mine.
I want to cum in her heart, figuratively
$1,000,000 at the very least
I already posted that one. It's nice though, I think.
We're all going to make it anon
I hope that I can make Asuka proud in 2017
Isn't that kind of an apostrophe considering where we are?
THE SWATSTIKA ARM FINAL MOVE?!
do some photoshoots with her
Happy New Years from Australia Asuka friends.
May she bless your dreams in 2017.
>12hour silent bid to spend time with her
>send her out after the auction with a small camera attached
>photograph her whoring herself to gain me money
>shitpost about her being a whore with evidence
Asuka is most beautiful when she's suddenly unconfident and unsure
I felt the same way. Until I thought about it really hard. I don't like Shinikami, but I don't think I like Soryu anymore either. The Asuka I love has become an entity completely divorced from the anime or movies. When I rewatch the show she doesn't line up with the Asuka in my head, which means that the Asuka in my head is wrong, but I'm too attached to her to correct my mental error.
trade her in for Rei
I'm not good enough for my mental construct of a fictional character. How do I improve myself in 2017?
Can't help you there. Everyone except me is convinced I'm exactly like Shinji.
But if you truly want to hate yourself, you can head over to /fit/, or /cgl/. You an do both at once for maximum dissonance.
I'd ask if I could get a refund on this Asuka and get Misato instead
>Jelly as fuck
She's not all plain sailing, you know.
That's mean it's not going to happen anytime soon
What do we expect from 3.0+1.0 anyway?
Sincerely? The Rebuilds are my least favorite movies and I'm considering never watching the fourth one. The only effet it's going to have on my life is that Eva threads will be full of middle schoolers and LKS dumpers for three weeks after it's translated.
>you will never be tied up and played with by asuka
>you will never have her sit on your face
>you will never see a crack in her tough exterior and then anger fuck her into oblivion waching her cry while you pound her untill shes more broken than she was before
>you will never cuddle in bed with asuka after a long day of piloting eva