What would you do if you owned Asuka for one day (24 hours)?

Put her in the trash where she belongs.

Probably be arrested since slavery isn't allowed in my country.

>>151630975
I'd go for a walk, talk, have dinner and watch things with them.

Provided it's not too traumatic I'd like to ask what it's like to pilot an EVA.

>>151630975
Penis inside vagina and various other places.

>>151630975
Brutal anal rape for 24 hours

benis into bajeena

I would ask what she meant at the end of EOE

>>151630975
I don't believe in owning. If you love someone, set her free.

>>151632761
t. chuck

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>>151630975

How Asuka would respond upon seeing this thread.
(gif related)

You can't own someone you fucking perverted freak.

>>151632855
t. phoneposter

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Tenderly hold and love her, make all her bad memories go away.

>>151633228
Just report OP and edgelords like >>151632208

>>151633560
Right, forgot winter break is still going on. That would explain things.

>>151630975
>owned
what does that mean, exactly?
She would listen to whatever I said? I would have some kind of lifeless husk of Asuka?
Would she disappear after those 24 hrs?

Details, OP.

>>151633586
>lifeless husk
He means Asuka turns into Rei for 24 hours I guess.

>>151630975
Hug her and tell her that she is wanted and that everything will be okay.

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>>151631816

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>>151634787
I have a waifu, I can't have sex with Asuka, not with Rei there.

>>151634854
And I forgot to spoiler the image.

Wait... I believe there was a manga about this.

Yes... YES. I would have her give me a blowjob for twenty four hours!

>>151635086
Enjoy the ban. You really want me to dump guro in the Rei thread huh?

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>>151635086
As best girl?

>>151635027
Fuck off you elipses spamming newfag retard.

>>151635099
Can you stop bumping this thread and just report it already?

>>151635093
My tsuntsun little sister is a vet and does surgery on a daily basis. I can provide you with all the pics you need.

>>151635213
No, I mean like Rei guro because obviously a Reifag posted it.

Perverts

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>>151635235

You all are degenerates

>>151630975
Make her call moot to make him come back.

>>151635373
Do you think he would do that when she request it?

>>151630975
I would pat her head gently
And then i would fuck her

>>151635399
moot would at least consider it.

>>151630975
Marry her. I'd give anything to spend New Years with Asuka.

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OP is just fishing for tsuntsun replies so he can touch himself while shitposting.
To solve this riddle of human sexuality I propose we start imagedumping Žižek.

>>151635399
Does he have a publicly known email/twitter/fb? we could ask him ourselves

>>151635431
You're not an attractive girl, anon. He won't care.

>>151635505
>>151635531
>>151635553
>>>/c/ exists for a reason.

>>151635572
That's a rare Asuka, thanks.

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>>151635564
It's new years anon, be merry.

Treat her and give her tender loving care.

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>>151635599
Ok, I'm sorry, Asukabro.

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Posting the prettiest picture of Asuka there is.

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>>362337361
Let her do whatever she wants I suppose. try to be her friend cause I love her

>>151635846
Her legs are so CLAMP here.

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You're all losers, desu.

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>>151635980
Insult me more

Let her dominate me. Asuka is still arguably the best tsundere archetype so far.

Rest her head on my lap and caress her hair for rest of day while listening to her gripes.

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>>151630975
Probably just ask her things about Misato since Misato is best girl.

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>>151636056
I mean, she kind of popularized it

Can't beat the original

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Is anyone else spending New Years Eve completely alone? I think I'm going to get drunk and watch Time of Eve.

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>>151636313
>not listening to NYE Mogra, getting drunk, playing vidya and shitposting in the NYE Mogra thread
Anon, please. NYE is the best time of the year, thanks to the Mogra event. You better be in that thread right now.

i would hold her hand right in front of moot

>>151636290
>can't beat the original

That's not 100% true, Asuka might be the best but Rei is not the best of her own archetype.

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>>151635247
IMPRESSIVE

I get the feeling anon wants to be adored.

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>>151636992

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>>151630975
Make her pancakes, take her ice skating, see a movie with her, have a fancy dinner and then maybe kiss her depending on the mood

>>151637040
All the sensitive and romantic pics have been posted. Nothing wrong, just saying.

Hug her. A lot.

>>151630975
Fuck it.

>>151637193
Deep hugs?

>>151636525
holy shit this depiction, this art style that is so moe of Asuka... I cant remember a time that I came harder

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>>151637440
>I cant remember a time that I came harder
Creep.

>>151630975
Try to sell her for a nice check.

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>>151637440
Perverts ITT

>>151630975
>Eggs

>>151637551
Hardly looks like Asuka. Step up your geimu.

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>>151637462
>>151637527
I want to tenderly love a consenting Asuka

The worst

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>>151637568

Trade her in for Rei

>>151637658
You must be stupid or one of the Jews that want us to trade gold in for shit.

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>>151637505
What would the highest bid for an Asuka be?

>>151630975
sex

asuka is not needed otherwise

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>>151637828
Asuka can't be priced. I will engage in endless murder to make her mine.

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>>151637828
One whole (You).

>>151630975
show about 1/3 of my memecollection

>>151637828
At least 7 figures. There are enough rich nerds out there.

I wanna cum on her face desu.

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>>151637959
I want to cum in her heart, figuratively

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>>151637828
$1,000,000 at the very least

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>>151638064
I already posted that one. It's nice though, I think.

I wish all my Asukabros the very best for 2017.

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>>151638149
We're all going to make it anon

>>151638149
Same. Maybe we can get an impact this year. Never give up hope.

>>151634787
Poor Asuka

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>>151630975

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I hope that I can make Asuka proud in 2017

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>>151638555
Isn't that kind of an apostrophe considering where we are?

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>>151638819

>>151639291
asuka has BIG feet

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>>151639512
N-no...

>>151639859
>>151635505

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>>151639859
Mine have bigger filesize

>>151640020
Raresuka.

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>>151635247
N-NANI?!
THE SWATSTIKA ARM FINAL MOVE?!
B-BAKANA!

>>151640256
She is 1/4 German

>>151640282
>1/4 german
>3/4 nips
If you put some Italian blood she become the girl of steel
I guess Shinjii is french then

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do some photoshoots with her

What is the name of that colorized doujin depicting asuka fainting due to near drowning and get raped?

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Happy New Years from Australia Asuka friends.

May she bless your dreams in 2017.

>12hour silent bid to spend time with her
>send her out after the auction with a small camera attached
>photograph her whoring herself to gain me money
>shitpost about her being a whore with evidence

>>151636229
Pls no bully the Asuka

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>>151641027
Asuka is most beautiful when she's suddenly unconfident and unsure

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Soryu or Shinikami?

>>151640822
help me guys

>>151641095
Soryu forever.

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>>151641526
I felt the same way. Until I thought about it really hard. I don't like Shinikami, but I don't think I like Soryu anymore either. The Asuka I love has become an entity completely divorced from the anime or movies. When I rewatch the show she doesn't line up with the Asuka in my head, which means that the Asuka in my head is wrong, but I'm too attached to her to correct my mental error.

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>>151630975
trade her in for Rei

>>151630975
Drown her or something. Maybe bury her alive while she's unconscious.

>>151630975
Put her back.

>>151636777
mad man
check'em

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Fuck.

>>151642452
Creepy. Unironically creepy.

>>151642741
Why?

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>>151642741
Time is a flat cirlce

>>151642778
probably because she looks like Yui Ikari with slightly longer hair

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I'm not good enough for my mental construct of a fictional character. How do I improve myself in 2017?

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>>151630975
I already own Asuka.

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Sorry, I dumped the wrong folder.

>>151643581
Jelly as fuck when true.

>>151643044
Can't help you there. Everyone except me is convinced I'm exactly like Shinji.
But if you truly want to hate yourself, you can head over to /fit/, or /cgl/. You an do both at once for maximum dissonance.

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I'd ask if I could get a refund on this Asuka and get Misato instead

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>>151644285

>>151630975
sex

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>>151643832
>Jelly as fuck
She's not all plain sailing, you know.

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Smack her and choke her

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>>151646666

>271 replies
>61 posters

>>151646888
Got a problem with that, nerd?

>>151646340
But she's my kind of sailing, and that's all that counts.

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>>151640256

>>151630975
Tie her up in my room and put a ball gag in her mouth

>>151630975
Depends on which Asuka. I'd fuck Soryuu and kill Shikinami

>>151646363
Rei threads are never this nice. Can't even remember the last Rei thread on /a/.

>>151648333
Reifags post on /c/. Otherwise we're just bombarded with Asukafag shitposting

>>151648371
maybe it;s because asuka is best girl did u ever consider that

>>151648888
Convince me. Show me what you've got, besides the quads.

>>151649196
the digits are the only proof you should need, my son

>>151648888
But she's only best if you're a masochist or as much as a petulant child as she is

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>>151641813
This

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>>151649486
hotter in black

>liking vore/unbirth/mindbreak/multihead/metamorphosis/multivag/futanari

>>151636211
>Have had many sexual partners
Just like Misato

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>>151649687
Rei Q is not Rei

>>151630975
Get her some therapy.

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4.0 when?

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>>151651127
After I die

>>151650625
guess it's true only Shinji truly cares about Rei and everyone else just wants a plaything

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>>151651195
Don't go.

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>>151651297
That's mean it's not going to happen anytime soon
What do we expect from 3.0+1.0 anyway?

>>151651293
Well truth be told Shinji tried to kill everyone after Gendou got him to nearly kill Asuka.

>>151651447
Sincerely? The Rebuilds are my least favorite movies and I'm considering never watching the fourth one. The only effet it's going to have on my life is that Eva threads will be full of middle schoolers and LKS dumpers for three weeks after it's translated.

>>151641095
Shikinami is just waifu bait in the movie, she's too kind and sweet in it. Soryu is a more complex character.

>>151640282
>>151640428
>pale skin, red hair and blue eyes
>some how is not a gaijin

>>151651293
Shinji didn't care about Rei q he wan an asshole towards her.

>>151652969
I think maybe you were watching a Pokemon movie or something because Shinji was going to destroy humanity to help Rei Q.

>>151649400
>you will never be tied up and played with by asuka
>you will never have her sit on your face
>you will never see a crack in her tough exterior and then anger fuck her into oblivion waching her cry while you pound her untill shes more broken than she was before
>you will never cuddle in bed with asuka after a long day of piloting eva

>>151640933
Kill yourself.

done already?

bye

>>151653615
Did you watch 3.33

>>151631070
what, would you turn yourself in? 24 hours isn't even long enough to catch high profile celebrity murderers.

>>151635247
The mighty swasuka