Old one was getting full
>fanfiction is cancer but it's okay when we do it because LOL IRONIC
what do you guys think of venice? is it a nice place to spend the holidays?
>you will never see punished avdol vs. hey ya requiem animated
Can we talk about Jotaro and Joseph just fuck over Polnareff and leave him to die? After all they went through they just leave his crippled ass to fight a time erasing psycho by himself.
>that part in the deadmans questions manga where amnesia kira fought cheap trick requiem
What are your thoughts on it? I thought it was fucking impossible to follow
And that wasn't even half as good as when vampire Dire came back and sacrificed himself to single-handedly defeat Pucci with a technique that was perfect in both attack and defense.
Man, part 6 had a great ending.
Not really how it happened, any more than Polnareff leaving Jotaro to fight a people-exploding office-worker by himself. They had their own lives to lead and couldn't be at each others sides all the time.
Polnareff took Diavolo on by himself and got badly fucked-up, and afterwards chose to stay undercover and wait until an opportunity to get rid of him presented itself. He said he didn't try to contact anyone but Buccellati's gang because he thought Diavolo's men would trace him.
I don't get it. Did mods really think banning the pastebin and allowing this cancer to leak was a good idea? It used to just be one Jojo thread at any given time, what was wrong with that?
I like the return of Sheila E. and Tonio with Pearl Jam Act 2
I thought was an excellent battle The improved Cheap Trick (looking at your back or front kills you) really shows Kira's development as a character throughout he fight. Although the stand gave Kira what he wanted, quietness, it ultimately sacrificed his other monotone moments in his life which he also desired as well. Kira wanted a quiet life but not by himself, he desires this because his household was abusive because of his abusive mother. He wanted a "quiet" life without fighting and struggle.
Homosexuality is still frowned upon in Japan. When Hol Horse killed Notorious B.I.G. Requiem with The Emperor loaded with the Sex Pistols bullets and immediately began fucking Mista it put a lot of people off.
Yeah but Jotaro doesn't even do shit when he hears Dio has a son in Italy. Like hmm my comrade went missing in the same place where a possible vampire offspring of my mortal enemy is. Better send a high schooler to look into it then forget about it.
>people are still forgetting the fight with BECK at the end of part 1.5
it literally was the only thing that gave lisalisa character and made the fight with him in his weakened state in part 2 make sense. when he first appeared in part 2 and died so easily it made no sense because he had the most stand development potential in the universe but after his soul was ripped out by danny's ghost it finally made sense
>implying deadman kira succeeded in blowing up the universe
Watch the OVA where Crazy Diamond Requiem resets the world.
>That shit was so short lived
Dude, are you fucking retarded ? Its clearly implied what WE are currently living in Hayto requiem stand, cos he managed to store part of universe from collapse, due Star Platinum over heaven shenanigans.
>pearl jam act 2 requiem causes every taste bud in your mouth to be reset to "0"
don't know how araki got away with writing this madness.
God damn I keep hearing about so much shit in part 6 that I haven't seen anywhere, did all this fucking retconning happen before or after C-Moon? Plus I can't find the original fucking parts 5 and 6 anywhere, can anyone tell me where the fuck to find it?
I wanna see DIO saving Giorno and all the wacky antics of past parts at the end of part 6
I think that was 2 volumes before that.
Deadman Kira realised there was not possible way of defeating Over Heaven DIO he went full mad man and stabbed both himself and Killer Queen Distortion act 5 with the arrows and blew up the whole universe
Can you speak Japanese? If not you're fucked and will have to deal with the /a/ translation which is barely faithful and adds memes (mind you, 2008 era memes) into the translations
Man, Pucci stealing Bites the Dust and rewinding time until he reached the first Joestar to kill him and destroy the Joestars for once and for all was fucking great, Araki truly is a madman.
It's only "99%" of people because the anime brought so many new fans in. Most people don't know that the anime was made for the soul purpose of solidifying the "new canon". Read archives of old forums for actual discussion about the old canon.
Yup they're back
So the threads became popular only when the anime came out?
What the fuck
>that part when yuuya sacrifices his humanity with the arrow mask and becomes his own stand, highway star requiem to stop highway to hell over heaven
part 6.5 was the fucking best
>he didn't read the deadman's questions manga
>he didn't read the cheap trick requiem fight
>he didn't read the giorno vs. dmq kira arc
It's just that you gotta understand, I've put a lot of time into reading the manga, watching the anime, reading the lore, and out of nowhere people start talking about shit that I've never heard about it's kinda scary
The one thing that confuses me is how hard to find this info is. I looked up that panel of DIO in part 5, and I did see some VERY minimal discussion on it, which means that it is a real thing, but why is it so hard to even find fucking reference to it?
Wait that's all in DMQ?
dio absorbs the 36 versions of tusk to attaina bsolute power and defeat kars
This is for you
AND ALL THE ANIME ONLY FAGS/POST 2013 MANGA FANS
who don't understand the canon debate
And yeah those parts are in the MANGA (not the light novel) for DMQ.
>tfw giorno literally strangles mista instead of giving him a humane death
>tfw giorno chose kira over his fucking best friend
what the fuck?
Spoken like a true person who never knew or doesn't remember just how bad the bronies were.
I was on /co/ at the time and there were always like seven or eight threads up about different waifus and topics. And not just threads which got one or two replies and then died (like most extra JoJo threads) but active ones that stayed on the front page and got hundreds of posts. It wasn't even just a /co/ centric problem, there were pony threads in /v/ and all sorts of other places too. JoJo threads aren't as bad as Homestuck or Undertale or Steven Universe and those didn't get their own boards, I think SU got sent to trash when new episodes aren't airing but that's it.
>inb4 /co/ pls go
I haven't been there in years.
Then welcome to the anti retcon/anti Jorge club, aka /a/ and most of the original, now dead forum sites that discussed manga/Jojo, especially when Araki clarified the Jorge canon.
>thinking about rewatching everything again
What are some other anime you guys like
Here I made 2, I posted one in last thread
I just listened to part 2's english dub for the first time. What the fuck? I thought it was a terrible fandub at first.
Then I see a bunch of people saying it's actually good. How the fuck is this good?
How do people grossly underestimate the peak evolution of cancer that mlp embodied in its prime? Is it just a meme to call everything the new mlp?
Obviously, this whole sequence has happened a couple times, usually whenever somebody posts "Pucci kills Kira with Sex Pistols" or "The World: Requiem can breathe fire" in response to somebody who hasn't finished the manga or is animeonly, it became much less fun this time around since everyone was focused on convincing either a troll or an idiot of it being fact instead of having fun coming up with stupid shit.
Nope, you should tell all your friends about the lore you've learned about here today, anon.
The true hero behind JoJo. keep on trucking, toaster.
>tfw no one will every codify the /a/verse canon of jojo
muh punished giorno vs redeemed kira
muh cheap trick requiem
muh avdol vs pucci in part 3
muh mista kills kira with sex pistols
muh dannny over heaven vs the fool requiem
You forgot about the final boss
Oh thank god so it's all fake
Thank you anon for releasing me from this meme hell
BUT THEN WHERE THE FUCK DID THE DIO IN PART 5 IMAGE COME FROM?!
SO IS THERE AN "ORIGINAL CANON" OR ISN'T THERE? I'M SO CONFUSED PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
That's genuinely odd because I've seen people discussing the actual chapter it "happened" in on some obscure site from a reverse search
Sorry I have to disbelieve that because I actually did read all of part 7 and saw nothing of that nature.
I was legit sweating and shaking during that fight
thank god Joshu was there with Nut King Call act 2
it felt kinda cheap that he just happen to be there but I didn't care in the heat of the moment
What are your top 5 favorite songs introduced to you thanks to Araki in no particular order?
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
>Born Slippy by Underworld
>Sadness by Enigma
>that part where Doppio baked everyone cookies
it's going to be a long wait between monthly JJL & Part 5 animation
normally people on here will tell you things aren't real to try and dampen the effect if you were spoiled. sometimes they say that fake pictures are real.
but the original canon is real, and that panel was from chapter 606 (non-anniversary).
There is an original canon, the DIO thing did happen, redditfags want to censor it.
The best fight in the original manga was, without a doubt, Jonathan versus Kars Requiem. That twist where he used Hamon to rip apart Kars' groin was unreal.
>when the stray cat bubbles killed avdol while he was fighting hey ya! requiem
I picked the wrong time to browse these threads, apparently.
>when JONATHAN sacrificed his humanity for the second time
fucking seriously araki?
>implying Dire could beat PHILIPS over heaven
who started this meme?
Go to the mu wiki. They have a ton graphs on where to start and how to explore new genres.
Obey the three listen rule. Good music sometimes needs to grow on you.
Start with mu essentials then explore on your own.
>when Speedwagon tries to use the super spin
I need to listen to more Fleetwood Mac. Tusk is my absolute shit.
I was surprised at how much I liked Bad Company and Lonesome Me. Never liked Last Train Home too much though. Can't hate King Crimson or Queen either.
Just branch out from the songs you especially like and the bands/artists who made them. Maybe look up their history if you really like their work. There's the playlist in the pastebin of all related songs if anyone hasnt touched Jojocore music yet.
I've heard of most of the bands/music that Araki has referenced over the years, but the ones that I had never listened to before and really dug would have to be:
Sky High by Jigsaw
Lovers of the World by Jerry Wallace
Vitamin C by Can
Green, Green Grass of Home by Tom Jones
Chocolate Disco by Perfume
>Lovers of the World
Its insane how much I fell in love with that song.
I went and searched for that thread just so I could relive it
Holy shit my sides
I ship Kira and the Boss and you cannot stop me
Which villain had the worst fate? And why was it Diavolo.
fucking KEK, I love this website and these shitposting generals
>Guy who likes hands and wants a quiet life.
>Guy who has beautiful hands and wants to live anonymously at the top.
Just like King Crimson, it works.
I'm the idiot anon, thanks for the laughs, I'm honestly not even angry or embarrassed or anything, I usually have to do dxm for this much disassociation
He's sleeping with his waifu
I feel like just a little while ago I was reading about some dude fighting vampires, what the fuck am I reading and why do I love it?
>dio wasn't a sexual person at all
Always makes me laugh just thinking about it
i know right? they got 2 kakyoins, 2 hol horses, fucking rubbersoul and KHAN, so dumb.
Sometimes I wonder how Araki comes up with these ideas
Like he puts in weird random shit in pieces of paper, mixes it in a hat & writes whatever he wants based on what he pulled out
>Cus you love the idea of black boipucci getting filled, just like the rest of the secret gaybois here. Dio being bisexual has no basis in fact
Who /secret gayboi/ here?
>Devo will never appear in a Jojo's game ever again
Yeah Part 6 really went all out with the weirdness and the ending since it was intended as the end to the entire series before SBR got retconned into Part 7. While certain moments in 7 and 8 have been pretty bizarre nothing has matched just how consistently weird Part 6 was.
ponies had a single thread they were supposed to stick to and people kept stealing the image that was used to mark the thread. Not their fault trolls kept stealing the marker/creating troll threads
>capcom worked devo, mariah, alessi and petshop into a 2d fighter
>cyber connect could find a way of implementing Abbacchio in ASB/EoH
>Mariah was in EOH
Oh yeah, that happened.
Honestly, I understand that Part 3 is iconic and it's much easier to put characters from that part in the game.
And I get that characters like Hol Horse or Vanilla Ice or Pet Shop are important or liked minor villains so you gotta put those in.
Honestly, I can even accept N'Doul because he's a very important and iconic enemy and he adds some uniqueness to the game.
But Mariah ? Fucking Mariah ? There's dozens of characters who deserved a spot over her, even in Part 3 (even Midler deserved a spot over Mariah).
Honestly, fuck EOH. I hope we get an ASB 2 or something next time instead.
I think it was just because they wanted to make the roster more diverse, virtually all the other characters in it are guys.
Aren't there like only six girls? Lisa Lisa, Mariah, Yukako, Trish, Jolyne and Hermes.
>tfw you sympathize with Bossu the most out of all the villains because of severe anxiety
anyone got that image of jojo saying somehting along the lines of "i will punch you one thousand times."
i think its to steely dan
AHAHAHAHAHAA! AS LONG AS I STAND HERE NONE SHALL PASS. WHO ELSE WANTS TO FEEL THE BLADE OF MY AXE?!
Yeah, obviously they wanted to add the fanservice character in the game.
But if they really needed to add female characters for diversity, why not pick Foo Fighters ? Why not pick Hot Pants ? Or Yasuho ? Or Kyo ?
Fuck, even Midler would work better because of the numerous weapons High Priestress can use and it's ability to shapeshift and teleport.
Literally all Mariah can do in the game is put that stupid magnetic curse that doesn't work half the time and spam projectiles.
You're a god, anon. Much prosperity to you.
Now I have the perfect tool.
Polnareff did state he had to go into hiding after Diavolo crippled him to stay alive, and from how Polnareff contacted the part 5 crew I think it's safe to assume he couldn't get in contact with either of the crusaders.
Guess this means I won't have to delete my (You) memes after all
I really hope they make another ASB game (wish they could port it to PC) where you can play as almost every character, like those characters people wanted years ago like Straizo, Santana, Mountain Tim, Blackmore, etc
at least ASB with EOH content added in if not a complete rehaul
I wish they could add a minigame where you could play JoJo racing, they don't need to bring every character but the most important like Jotaro in his motorcycle, DIO in a road roller, Johnny and Gyro in their horses.
What I want is another JoJo 2D fighter without 3D models and faster gameplay with a bigger roster.
I consider Heritage to be one of the greatest fighting games of all time and it should be the mold for the other JoJo fighters to follow.
A nice, healthy balance between ASB and Heritage is all I ask.
Which is unfortunately never happening.
The possibilities are endless, i also imagine DIO in a coffin, or a carriage, josuke in a motorcycle with okuyasu behind him, kira using the car that appeared in his first appearance, caesar in a bubble at high speed
>Part 4 anime ends
>Thread turns into discussing an entirely fucking new universe made by the thread and donating to naranciafag
How did this happen
DIO gets road roller.
Part 1 Dio Brando gets coffin.
Also think of the abilities
>Diavolo automatically skips in front of a car in front of him
>Josuke smashes the morocycle and reassembles it to avoid other players' offensive actions
>C Moon causes all the vehicles except Pucci's to float off into the air temporarily
Ceaser not even floating in the bubble, just running inside of it and its rolling. Dio in the Senator's car, Polneraff in the wheelchair, Vanilla Ice inside of Cream. Anyone got idea for items? Cause this shit is getting so silly it is almost a novelty
You can pick up Coco Jumbo and shoot at an enemy with it and he will be trapped for some seconds
You can pick up Joseph's Clackers and throw them in a line to stun every enemy they hit, and they also turn back to you in their boomerang form
You can pick up a Steel Ball too and do lots of damage to the enemy car or damage a wheel for some time
I really love all these Bizarre Kartventure ideas, we need a list for all the possiblities.
As I said before I fucking love these Kewpie edits, we still need to make the entire manga only with Kewpies a reality, and also, for the fuck of it, in the kart game just the Kewpie heads are options for helmets
>Every character has a personal ability as well as item boxes they can collect
>Valentine in Love Train can momentarily deflect all attacks towards others
>Gappy rides a ship and can plunder other people's powerups
>Okuyasu can pull the nearest person in front backwards
>Vanilla Ice rides around in Cream's mouth and becomes and invisible Bullet Bill
>Sheer Heart Attack acts as a red shell that targets whoever us in front
>Planet Waves stage hazard forces you to dodge meteors in the Green Dolphin Prison stage
>Kennedy Space Center is Rainbow Road tier frustrating with it's disregard for gravity
>Morioh Stage features all the wonders of the town
Hermit Purple is weak and often inaccurate, especially when it's photographing something a long way away. The idea was:
1. Get Joseph to Morioh so he can use his stand better to find RHCP's user
2. Find RHCP's user
But since Akira was caught before Joseph arrived, they didn't need him. They probably tried to get him to find Kira after that, but it just took pictures of Jotaro or whoever.
What was the point of Akira's plan anyway?
>I'm going to reveal my identity in order to kill someone that might reveal my identity
>my stand is long range as well and I can hide behind a corner or something but nahhh
Would that have caused them trouble? Yoshiteru's ability to fuck with photographs and Joseph's ability to take them sounds like a risk.
Akira was not a clever man, I don't think he knew what he was doing at all.
>'I'll use this bow and arrow to become all-powerful!'
>'Okay I shot two rats, what the fuck else am I supposed to do'
>'I'm sure this will make people like my music'
>'Oh, and I'd better kill anyone who takes issue with me lol'
Araki really seems to dislike arrogance, it's little surprise that most of his main villains would have a lot of it.
Still, not all of them are like that. Diavolo lost entirely because of the superior teamwork of his enemies, Pucci lost because of a trick no-one was expecting, and Valentine died because he was a backstabbing liar.
If they ever make a Stone Ocean anime I really hope they add a part where Jolyne defends Hermes from Foo Fighters, screaming 'Get away from her, you bitch'
Is /a/ aware of the autism that is /co/'s attempt at making JoJo that's been active for the past several months?
It all started from a meme and now they're dead serious on something coming of it. Will it ever amount to anything?
She's gonna be the big bad. I can feel it.
>I miss young Joseph and Hamon, really don't like these Pokemon battles
some of my personal recommendations are initial d, hokuto no ken, yu yu hakusho, dragon ball, etc.
give me some ebic and hilarious jojo pictures to draw.
preferably an interaction between two characters or something, I won't draw Araki's style but oh well
ghiaccio and any part 4 or 5 character.
Keep in mind he also stole a shit ton of money and jewelry when they caught him and checked his room. Dude had no plan, just go around causing trouble and avoiding real life responsibilities.
draw jojo pictures in paint and post them. spent 15 minutes on this and i think it turned out fun.
>not wanting to kiss those thicc, gorgeous lips all day
>KEK, KEK... KEK!
What did they mean by this?
That's not bad Anon, this was pretty fun
>anything sexual is"pure" love
get outta here fag.
Do you remember all those Diamond is unmakeable memes? I guess we're so confident with part 5 that there is no need to make more.
"Hello!" says Fatwagon, in his booming voice. Your eardrums almost popped from his voice, it's like Fatwagon became a literal sound wave and sat right on top of your ear drum to crush it with his fat, stinky butthole.
How do you respond?
2 Hours until new years for Australia, hope everyone's feeling great
True, he was surprisingly civil to the others, they clearly cared about each other.
>Narancia chasing and yelling at the frogs
It's a shame everyone hates him because of the spammer, he's cute as fuck.
But he doesn't seem particularly tsundere or anything, he just hates Giorno but treats everyone else in the group reasonably.
I loved that fight between Speedwagon with his newly-gained「RIVERSDALE AVENUE」and Anubis Requiem, especially the part where Anubis Requiem takes over an entire town and rushes at Speedwagon.
>every fucking time this rookie is right
Well he fucked himself in White Album and got fucked in Notorious Big.
He doesn't have to slurp up Giorno's knob in his mind to respect him
Is it a meme to like Jojo? I'm not trying to be rude or contrarian but I remember watching the 2012 Jojo a while back and didn't stand the horrible execution.
>Posts page where Abbacchio laments being unable to physically assault Giorno while bleeding out as proof that he respects him
Shitposting aside I sorta agree with you. They really needed a final talk though, even just a curt acknowledgement would've done the trick.
Yeah we're all in on the meme, such a weird thing seeing people read all this crap just to get a quick laugh.
part 6 ending was worse than part 4, how could that even happen, and 6 was overall so much better than 4, literally how
You probably forgot to read the extended cut of Part 6 with the scrapped sections put back in. They're actually very important to the story but araki didn't have time to approve them for WSJ so you just get a weird ending without them.
Abbacchio was just annoyed that things went Giorno's way and went silent after Giorno said he was the one who risked his life, then threw that "I'm injured so I can't kick your ass today" line though
I wish they could have been paired on a mission again.
I want to smash and cut that bitch Johnny's face until it's nothing less than a bloody pulp not even remotely resembling a human anymore.
Just punch the stupid shit out of his mouth until no teeth remain to get in the way of that beautiful fucking impact, while he slowly loses his sight, the smell of blood in the air, goes deaf and blacks out completely to rot on the rainy street. Not ready to die though, he'll be found by some jewish samaritans and rescued back to life, but never again looking nor feeling the same as he used to, becoming just an empty carcass devoid of human life.
nah i was talking about jolyne and pucci, after made in heaven jolyne did absolutely nothing, she was there just to kill her father, it was more jotaro vs pucci than jolyne vs pucci, and puccis death? he was killed by literally who kiddo who got op stand literally in last 5 seconds, this was so forced, it hurts my soul
After Made In heaven pretty much EVERYONE could do absolutely nothing. Jotaro only stood a chance because of his time-stop, which was almost completely neutralized. But in spite of Jotaro's mistake (and it was his, not Jolyne's) she was able to sacrifice her life to save Emporio. In the end, Jolyne with her unaugmented stand wasn't as powerful as pretty much the most OP thing in the series, it's brutal but unsurprising. Her sacrifice both mirrored and one-upped Jonathan's, which was appropriate given that Pucci did the same re: Dio. And while the ending was abrupt, it was always JOJO'S Bizarre Adventure, the series couldn't go on for long without its JoJo.
Yeah there's like a two page spread showing bits of her arms and shit chopped up by super speed Pucci flying all over the place as Emporio looks back. Don't tell me you were speedreading?
Dont worry, stupid-anon, ending of 6 part is pleb filter, so if you dont like it or get it, its just means what you are retarded. No offence, its just the way it is.
Because it was meant to be the end of the series (SBR started as it's own series but with references to JoJo in character names but then Araki reintroduced Stands into it and it was selling shitty because of no brand recognition so they slapped JoJo on the title because in essence it was still JoJo despite not being in the same canon and called it a day) and he wanted to tie everything together thematically and go really over the top weird, so he mirrored Jonathan's sacrifice with Jolyne and had the torch metaphorically handed down from the Joestars to Emporio, like how DIO had handed it to Pucci. The Joestar/Brando feud has morphed into a new feud between the Emporio and Pucci and the Joestars can finally rest. Jolyne' said sacrifice let Emporio win and put an end to Pucci's bullshit and tie off the last loose end pertaining to DIO so that she and everyone else can move on with new lives in the next universe. It's still Jolyne's soul but the memories are different because Pucci was replaced in that universe instead of Jolyne and co. No one but Emporio will ever know what she did but the evidence is all around them, ie a world where people don't know all the bad things that will happen to them with no power to change it.
so im reading wiki now but i still cant find why universe changed yet another time after puccis death, is there a logical explanation for this or is it like that just because?
1: Parts 1-6 are in a completely separate universe than 7-8, only similarities are the some peoples' names, and the existance of stands
2: 6 is alright, it gave us based plankton waifu
I guess it's the usual "If you kill the stand user the stand effects will revert" but because a whole universe has a lot of stuff to revert to it just made a new one
The bronies were shitposting on an apocolyptic scale. And even bronies weren't shitposting, everyone was shitposting about their shitposting and accusing everyone else of being a bronie. Jojo won't ever get to those levels of cancer. And /vp/ was created because pokemon threads (not shitposting, just legit hype) were flooding /v/ when BW came out.
Not at ALL what I expected
Really makes you think.