Can i trust this loli?

No, never trust a loli. All they do is lie.

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never follow loli

>>151616374
I love rock cds!

>>151616374
No. The one down the street has metal CDs which are better.

>>151616761
metal is shit.

>>151616374
Sorry I don't listen to shit music, you'll need some Charlie Parker bootlegs to seduce me.

I'm more into heavier stuff

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>accepting invitations to enter an underground area on a rainy evening
Of course, it's not like your voice won't be heard in case you need to scream for help.
Honestly, OP you should know better than to trust those mini devils.

>>151616374
Only of they have beer.

>>151616841
She's underaged. She can't buy beer.

>>151616787
Sorry anon but lolis dont like fags with shitty taste, thats why they lure using rock cds and bear and not your shitty faggot music. I bet you dont even drink alcohol. Kek

>>151616782
Your tastes are shit. Go back to your fucking Tiffany albums and cut yourself while crying like you usually do.

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>>151616907
wow take a load of this retard thinking he's hot shit for liking r/music top 50

>>151616887
You don't have idea what a loli is capable of for a head pat and cuddling.

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>>151616887
she can just get one of her older friends to buy it

>>151616907
/thread

>>151616947
Wow, I struck a nerve.

>>151616996
You really didn't. You just have shit tastes and it shows.

You didn't refute my claim, so I guess I hit it right on the head.

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>>151616374
yeah, she has the good stuff

>>151617038
I don't even know what Tiffany is, m8. You're obviously butthurt to the extreme. So sorry that you're so insecure in your tastes. Why don't you go listen to someone screaming into a mike while two cats have sex in the background.

>>151616948
>be a new fag
>get rekt by some random anon
>call the poster redditor
>profit

Kek every fucking time, but srsly this shit has to stop, naming reddit every time you fuck up isnt an argument.

i don't see why i can't trust a pack of lolis, in fact im following them inside a dark alley right now

yeah i know, i am a faggot beacuse i am phoneposting, i don't understand why you guys are so afrai-

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>>151616787
>>151616830
>Not listening to Dad Rock

It's like you don't want to be abducted by a loli.

>>151617216
>abducted
Hold on, WHAT? Are you saying there's a catch?

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>>151617108
But hes right tho, even if you dont like metal there is a bunch of awesome bands out there, and good metal bands are usually awesome musicians, good enought to be relevant even in a scene full of hipster shit and pop. Fuck you.

>>151616947
>and cut yourself while crying like you usually do.
No, that's the metalfags.

>>151617307
This isn't /mu/. No loli is going to grab my attention by trying to offer me metal CDs. Try again.

>>151616374
I'm not supposed to take stuff from the strangers, my dad said so.

>>151617262
Of course there's no catch. I just want to share my oji-san's beer and music collection with nice onii-chans.

Wanna come over and listen to some Jefferson Starship and kick back with some Miller?

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>>151617216

>>151617130

a-anon?

why is it always dsotm
it's not even the best pink floyd album

>>151617387
B-but my daughter told me to no t-talk with extrangers... J-jeferson Starship a-and miller? m-maybe a song or two, o-ok?

>>151616987
>vampire lolis are old enough to buy alcohol

So that's how the loli gangs are getting the beer. It all makes sense now.

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I could've sworn there were more great lolis in 2016.

>>151618185
Rinne is not a loli you fucking moron.

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>>151618185

>>151617411
>>151617122
Good doubles

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>>151617476
My stereo's in the back room in the basement onii-chan, right next to the fridge.

Why don't you go down there first while I get the beer mugs.

>different pitches of giggling can be heard coming from down the stairs

>>151618370
Oh boy, there must be other lolis waiting for me downstairs, *unzips dick*

>>151618370
B-but it is dark in here... w-wait!! w-who are this little girls... T-THERE IS NO ROCK IN HERE!!!!

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>>151618185
Is Yuma-chin a loli?

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>>151618185
>no Amy
fucking pleb.

>>151618676
Shes a jail bait not a loli just like jailbat >>151618331

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>>151618586

DONT DO IT ANON

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>>151618676
Loli of the year, even.

>>151618185
Can we not do this again?
Also 1 per franchise is retarded.

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>>151618185
Don't forget this top maid.

>>151618654
There's no rock, but there's 12 hands that need patting and 12 different types of attempts at cooking that need praising.

GET BUSY, ONII-CHAN OR IT'S PAIN TIME.

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Hey mister, could I interest you in some Mozart and Boards of Canada.

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>>151616947
Holy shit metalfags are comedy gold

>>151616374
no but do you have some baloons?

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do NOT engage the goburins

>>151619429

OH FUCK I LOVE THAT ALBUM!

>>151619189
Mozart is so underrated.

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>>151619429
what if i sneak up on her from behind and steal her pee without drawing attention to myself

>>151619429
Gonna need Krautrock or Noise gobbo

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>>151618185

>>151616669
Like the reverse Erlkonig

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>>151619933
no

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>>151619934
>>151618185
>Rory Mercury
>loli

I heard they patrol around now looking for lost adult men offering rides to their destinations.

This is worse than Dolphingirl and mermaid rapecaves. Because at least you can avoid them by staying out of the water. Van patrols are everywhere.

>>151620017
Don't even have any good Dad Rock?

>>151620017
It was nice knowing you guys, I'm going with the goburin.

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>>151616374
W-well, I guess ONE song couldn't hurt... what are the handcuffs for?

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>>151618185
>Rory
>loli

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>>151619429
2hu lolis are dangerous, maneating monsters. Don't let them fool you with their cute appearance.

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>>151619934
>Kayo
DELET

>>151619934
I'm voting for Yuma.

My vote counts for 1000 votes, btw

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>>151618185
>(we) are the cutest "loli"
As expected of (us)!

>>151620350
But that's not a loli.

>Get on the train.
>Theres a loli across the car
>Every time the lights from the shitty light bulb goes out she inches closer.
>Realize I was alone in the car with her
>She then gets rights next to me.
>She then whispers in my ear ''tonight (You).''

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Ha, 3 Things lolis are afraid of, Heights, large bodies of water and spooky places.

No loli would dare to mount an offensive.

>>151616374
I don't think any writer in fiction has any idea how heavy manhole covers actually are.

>>151620350
sauce? saucenao and google have failed me.

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>>151617216
>>151617307
>>151616669
>Pink Floyd

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Remember, if a loli asks you a ride, flee as fast as you can.

>>151620921
for a second I had hopes and thought that was a loli elf. her ear looked like an knife.

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>>151616887
She can!

>>151620921
Is that the "all prius drivers are pedos"-doujin?

>>151620601
>and spooky places

But what about spooky lolis like vampire or ghost lolis?

The ones giving out hardcore rap are usually safe.

>>151617038
>>151617108
>getting blown the fuck out by a tripfag

How do you feel

>>151616374
Alot of psychopaths actually use kids to lure women to areas where they can easily be abducted.

>>151620854
I know right? Who listens to dad rock unironically these days?

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>>151616374
>pic related
Never ever, ever break that rule.

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>>151621369
Thats dumb there are no loli vampire or a ghost loli.

>>151620601
is that fort boyard?

>>151622056
wi

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Lolis must suffer.

>>151616787
Are you me?

>>151616374
>Physical Media
>2016

>>151622231
>tripfag
>2016

>>151616787
Here you go. Extra rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErWbBWlWD3s

>>151622231
>not wanting original Pearl Jam or Pink Floyd physical media
Lolis know your weakpoint

GUYS PLEASE SEND HELP
A LOLI STOPPED ME AND ASKED ME TO FOLLOW HER
I PANICKED AND YELLED BAD THINGS TO HER
SHE GOT ANGRY AND CALLED HER LITTLE FRIENDS
I RAN AWAY SCARED
THEY FOLLOW ME AT HOME

I CAN HEAR THEM WHISPERING AND CHUCKLING OUTSIDE THE DOOR

HELP ME PLEASE IM SCARED

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>>151622475
THEY TRAVEL IN PACKS NOW?

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Do not follow little girl.

>>151622475
Calm down, soldier.

State your situation. Are there windows? Can you find openings to run.

Dont panic. DONT PANIC.

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>>151622581
hmnnn

>>151616374
those things are heavy af and she casually holds it
she is shady

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>>151622581
>Do not be taken alive.
Good god what horrors lie within the loli chamber.

>>151622618

OF COURSE I HAVE WINDOWS, ITS A NORMAL HOUSE

OK I CLOSE EVERY DOOR AND WINDOW FROM THE INSIDE

WHAT DO I DO, OUTSIDE THE MUFFLED GIGGLE DOSEN'T STOP

>>151622532

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW HUGE THAT PACK WAS

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>>151622475
HIDE UNDER THE BED THEY WILL NEVER LOOK IN THERE ALSO

LISTEN TO THE GUIDE, DON'T BE TAKEN ALIVE.

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>>151622711
I've seen what those lolis do to those they capture. Don't let them get you anon, you know how.

>>151622711
WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOURSELF INSIDE DUMBFUCK

JUMP A WINDOW IN THE BACK AND RUN

>>151622769
>>151622824


ok i think it is safe now, i can't hear a sound coming from outside, maybe i am safe

do i need to check outside to be sure?

>>151622693
I remember one story about one of the scientists who failed to maintain absolute caution when performing tests on the loli. After he suddenly went silent, the team moved in to find him being forced to simultaneously pat the loli's head and hold her hand.
Needless to say, it was a mercy that the soldiers gunned him down right then and there.

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>>151622847
D-dont do it

Whatever happens, dont open that door

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>>151622847
No need anon, if there is no sound there is no danger, you can lower you guard and even unlock the doors. now.

>>151622886
sorry but i am gonna trust this anon right here>>151622898


ok im gonna check outside then come back to post, wait for me

That anon is so fucking dead.

>>151622898
>>151622945

Don't listen to this loli sympathiser anon

>>151616374
Absolutely

Why would ever turn down the chance to hear some great tunes?

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>>151616374
Oh man, I love Wish You Were Here!
I'm gonna go in with her. What could go wrong?

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>>151622945
Don't do it anon!

>>151622945
Look at it like this, guys. His brutal head pats are going to stave off the lolis for a little longer. Better him than us.

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There's very short and slender volcano insurance salesman outside my door with a terrible looking mustache.

Does anyone know why they would sell insurance this late at night?

>yfw you realized it's not a school night so lolis can prowl at night to hunt men at their leisure.
What a horrible night to be alive.

>>151623071
I'm sure you've heard of the saying 'Thank God it's Friday'?
People think it was a term made for those working full time, but they couldn't be more wrong. They don't understand that Friday is the day to fear for..

>>151623020
>>151623015
>>151622969

as you can see i am here safe, no anon was damaged or kidnapped, sorry it took me so long, but it was difficult to get on the chair :3

>>151623133
>:3
OH SHIT

ANON IS DEAD

>>151623133
Why did you need to get on a chair?

>>151616374
>Yes, Anon. They all rock down here.

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>>151623133
> :3

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>>151622581
>Symbols Have Been Compromised

>>151617474
>it's not even the best pink floyd album
Edgy

>>151623133
My god,
To think lolis have evolved to use keyboards to ensnare innocent older men.

>>151618185
Flip Flappers had Yuyu. She has the ass of a woman but she's all loli in the chest.

>>151622581
Ill retead through this site again

>>151623133
Well thank god that's all over. I guess I can go outside now.

>>151623244

you don't know them as i do

yes, i am an old loli hunter, I sacrificed everything I had to hunt them down

the horror i saw, the despair i embraced

this is too much for a single person, i lost all my sanity with my sacred mission

i think i will stop the hunt for tonight, im old and tired, i can giggle too much in the dark, they have corrupted someone

>>151623156
DO
NOT
APPROACH

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>>151623133

>there are lolis RIGHT NOW posting on this board

i am truly horrified

>>151619934
Remove Shitnobu

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ANONS DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS THE SECRECY OF THIS SITE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BY LOLI INTELLIGENCE.

>>151623460
Remove your life.

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>>151622581
>>151622621

>>151623557
I'm not falling for this one, you loli.

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>>151623557
Begone cute beast!
I will not fall for your trickery

THERE IS SOMETHING WE MUST DO TO STOP THEM!

hold me guys, i have fear for my virgin life

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Wrong! This is the real guide! Read it.....right now.

>>151620316
Yuma is a shit. Matoi is more attractive

>>151623859
Well, if the symbols are saying I guess I have to follow

I mean, there even "Original" in the file name

>>151623929
Bad opinions aside, Matoi is not a loli and she isn't an option in the chart.

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It's simple really, if you hug the loli it will go away. It's like a T-Rex, their eyesight is based off fear.

>>151623977
What if it's a fearful hug?

>>151623970
I know she isn't. Yuma is just that shitty

>>151624042
Then you just delivered your self into a loli's reach. You might as well jump in a lions mouth with tasty sauces and spices on you.

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>>151623977
I will never forgive them for what they did her.

>>151616374
Do they float?

>>151624126
what did they do. My backlog would probably prevent me from seeing it anytime soon.

>>151623977
What did they teach you in training hunter!
That's loli lies you're spouting

>>151618185
Tsumugi wins

Machi is a close runner up along with Momo

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>>151624186
She was merged with a monster for plot reasons and ended up becoming a generic titty beast.

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>Manga series about a group of dads trying to survive in hiding after lolis take over the planet
>they scavenge the Earth for prog rock CDs and beer
>master the arts of forehead-flicking and vegetable-handling to protect themselves
>lolis patrol the 'overworld' ensuring that every man above the age of 17 is forced to work in the puffy mines
>men are executed at the age of 29 to ensure none of them achieve wizardry and overthrow them

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>>151624199
You can't hide forever. One of these you will have to leave the house.

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>>151624077

>>151617387
>Startship
>Not Airplane
Kill yourself.

>>151624248
>"executed"
They only become wizards if they don't do a certain something anon-kun.

>>151622231
>Jumpman
filtered you for over 4 years

fuck off already

>>151624248

i will literally kill to have a manga like this

if there is a drawfag, please make a kickstarter or shit, im gonna fund you

>>151624386
Don't give them the real names, you fool!
We can identify the lolis of the net this way!

You guys are fags.
I want to be raped by a pack of wild lolis!

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>>151618185
>no pic related
off yourself

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>>151624248
Make the loli emperor into someone like Kokoro-chan.

>>151624505
Can't rape the willing.

>>151624248
>MC name is Tadano Tou-san
>he's on a quest to save his 15yo son that have been kidnapped by lolis
>has to use all of his army skills to survive in this post-apocalyptic world ruled by lolis

>wolrd currency is classic rock cds

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>>151621982
Is Shalltear a loli?

>>151624583
No. Oppai loli

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>>151624583
No...that's impossible. If lolis can become vampires that would mean they are virtually invincible,Can sense a beating heart and have the ability to hypnotize men and even and live forever.

You can't run or even hide for long.

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>>151624434
>group of wizards leading a charge against the loli fortress
>they're stopped by an unlocked door
>JK leaning up against it, texting her friends
>none of them can talk to girls so they have to retreat

>>151624789
thats not very cute

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Ok so there's one loli who is willing to protect you from other lolis under one condition...

You have to be her slave, that's means cook for her and play music for her. If you misplay even a single note she throws you in the loli pit.To suffer a fate even worse than Ragnarr Loðbrók

>>151624952
But she's an ugly loli.

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>>151624952
I can't play any instrument, so I would refuse. She's also a loli, who are known for being liars, so it's another reason to refuse.

>>151618185
Tsumugi and Momo are bratty shit heads

>>151624952
Can't I just punch the lolis and kick them in the groin?

>>151624952
>trusting lolis

>>151619934
>Shinobu Oshino

Triggered

>>151625100
You can certainly try to punch the loli, and the next thing you know, you're petting them.

>>151624985
Kill your self immediately.

The only good loli is a dead one. Can't go to jail then.

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>>151619934
>Shinobu
>clearly Kiss-shot

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>>151625303
i think necrophilia is still a crime

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>>151624126
The puffiest.

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>>151625419

>>151625465
>>151625419
>>151624240
>>151624126
>>151623977
Good to see another of the ~20 or so people who watched that show are still here. She was the only reason I kept going and then they fucking ruined her.

>>151619934
>momo
disgusting. i'm disappointed in you

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I don't know why you guys are so afraid of loli, they're friendly creatures who only want to play with you.
>>151624772
But it's padding, she doesn't even have real breasts.

>>151618185
momo is shit. 2/10 loli

>>151625620
>But it's padding, she doesn't even have real breasts.
That's a lie

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>>151624583
I'll need more examples before I can give you a professional opinion.

>>151616374
Seems legit. What have you got to lose?

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http://poll.fm/5pq2v

Last day of voting before Megumin wins anyway.

>>151625735
What is this?

>>151625796
What does it look like?

>>151625843
Well, at first I thought it was a voting thing for DFC girls, but then I saw titty monsters and other DFC characters being completely missing so I thought maybe I wasn't getting it.

>>151625898
>titty monsters
Are we looking at the same list?

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>>151625944
You tell me.

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>>151626025
>that
>a titty monster
/a/ standards strike again

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>>151626120
what's wrong with perflation?

>>151625735
artist name? I'm unfamiliar with this art style and want to see more. I think I would get banned for asking in /r/

>>151626385
>/a/ doesn't recognise mel-sensei

>>151626265
There isn't anything wrong with liking flat chests, but calling >>151626025 a titty monster is objectively incorrect, and devalues the use of the term in reference to ACTUAL titty monsters.

>>151626265
I like this.

>>151626424
Apparently no other sites recognize it either.

>>151616669
erase

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>>151623490
Working with loli sure is hard.
>>151625649
She look pretty flat here >>151625724

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>>151626967
whats the "do not get on van" sign?

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>>151627114
something like this probably

>>151627402
That clearly means treasure to be found inside van. I'm going in.

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The only surefire repellent for rampant lolis.

>>151627511
But only specific types of pizza (i.e. cheese)

>>151627511
>pepperoni
You fool you've doomed us all

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>>151627511
>>151627556
Have pizza ready

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>>151627511
It's too late anon. They're evolving.

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>>151627511
That doesn't work anymore.

>Saw "Stay in Light" sign
>When you're in light you see the "Symbols Have Been Compromised"
what do?

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>>151616987
>cute anime pic 1844.png
May you please upload an updated archive? Mine only has the first 1000.

>>151627773
What if you see the "Symbols Have Been Compromised" sign, but it's a fake sign and all the other are ok?

>>151628010
What if there's two "Symbols Have Been Compromised" next to each other.

>>151626783
You should at least it know it as the source for the do you even lift goshujin sama image

>>151627704
>Pizza Hut was a mistake
Clearly the world would have been better off with only Shakey's, Little Ceasar, Greenwich or Dominos.

>>151616374
I really hate this stupid loli joke. It isn't funny, anons have been tricked and assaulted by lolis and they're still hurting. I have asked you guys before to stop making light of this issue, and you still make these threads. I'm not trying to derail the thread or anything, but maybe if you hear my story you'll understand that real people are hurt by these loli predators and it's time to take the issue seriously.

>Walking back home from uni classes one day, just minding my own business
>it was a friday so I was going to pick up some beer and pizza on my way home and sit in my apartment listening to Pink Floyd
>I was crossing the street when I hear someone call out to me
>"Hey, You! Mister! Hey!"
>I turned and looked, it was a little blond girl, probably 7 or 8 years old
>she was standing by a big white van, which had no markings of any kind
>I knew not to talk to strangers like her, but I just felt so trapped. I didn't want to ignore her, what if she was a nice loli? You can never tell these days
>against my better judgement I walked over to her
>she was speaking quickly, which made me nervous, but the gist of what she was saying is that she was supposed to be delivering beer and rock CDs to a store nearby, but she had some extras and I could take them
>she said all I needed to do was get them out of the van since they're really heavy
>I wanted to run away right there, but stupidly I believed her
>she stood there as I went to the back to open the door
>suddenly, the clouds covered the sun and I could see into the back of the van through a small, tinted window
>inside were at least 5 more lolis, all wearing masks and they had guns and knives
>I turned and ran as fast as I could, not even looking back
>the girl outside the van began screaming at me, then I hear the van start up
>it drove off quickly, I haven't seen it since
>I swear I heard her shout "You will be sorry! You're going to pay for this!" as I escaped

It's real and it's happening, /a/.

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>>151628166
But if there's no Pizza Hut then we wouldn't get this adorable thing.

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>>151628217
You can't hide. We'll find you.

>>151628296
DELET THIS

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>>151627511
>implying

>>151628340
Ok.

>>151628372
Thanks.

>>151628217
>inside were at least 5 more lolis, all wearing masks and they had guns and knives
Sound like a fun crowd, maybe they were going to invite you to an airsoft match.

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>>151628333
You are really playing on my biggest fears.

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Guys, are lolis really that bad? Sure, there might be some who are, but generally I think they are alright. One day I was sitting at a traffic light and a loli on van waved at me and I waved back, then she smiled at me and I smiled back. She looked like a really good person, so I think lolis might actually be nice.

>>151629037
t. loli

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>>151629037
Are you trying to cheat me

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EMERGENCY

A LOLI BERSERKER HAS BROKEN THE PERIMETER.

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>Hey mister can you help me fill up a cup I can pay you in salt caramel treats like grown men eat.
She's safe right shes a lolivore and only preys on other lolis.

>>151617122
>shitting on yardbird
>thinking he has any meaningful input on the topic of music
sorry pleb, I understand /a/ can be a bit infantile but this is simply to a shameful degree.

>>151629458
GET CLEAR YOU IDIOTS GET CLEAR.

>>151621369
>all prius drivers are pedos
source?

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>>151629458
THEY'RE THROUGH THE SECOND LINE

>>151623977
t. loli

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>>151629719
THE LAST LINE HAS BEEN BREACHED!

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>>151629458
>>151629719
The only way to counter a Spinning Punching Loli Arm Torrent or (S.P.L.A.T.) is to trick to lolis to counter each other.

As you can see one child (male) and another run into each other thus canceling each other out.

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>>151628620
I-I want the lolis to take me, how do I cure myself before it's to late?

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>>151629475
No you idiot she prays on Onii-chan's too you're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

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Why are lolis always preying on poor innocent unsuspecting teenage girls?

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>>151629961
>lolis suck fingers now.
WE DON'T EVEN STAND A CHANCE.

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(You)'s are back

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>>151630103
>he thought we stood a chance.

>>151630182
>catering to newfag shitpsoters

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>>151616374

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THEY TRIED TO WARN US.

Fellow adult male here, Lolis are totally safe you should leave the safety of your home and come into our vans we have free beer, rock cds and even video games.

>>151630182
What are you talking about? They were never gone for me.

>>151630380
I'm not falling for that again

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>>151630380

>>151616787
>jazz
Not even music

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>>151630465
Maybe you didn't get any while they were gone.

>>151630465
You probably use 4chanX. It was the inline extension that dropped them.

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Lolis are like sharks. If you head pat them in the right spot on the head they just fold over.

You see, this one is drooling and foaming at the mouth.

>>151623020
You godamn monster, do you have no sympathy?
They are coming for us too. Goddamit.

>>151630704
Are sharks weak to headpatting too? I didn't know that technique was so lethal.

>>151621369
>>151629646
please?

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>>151616374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYZ5GfUYEBo

Will they take me to the Hotel California?

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Lock your windows

>>151621369
>>151629646
>>151630844
https://exhentai.org/g/946882/c4aef963cc/

>>151622769
are you stupid?the only true safe place would be high up. get on the fridge or find a shelf that can support your weight. whenever they get up on a stepladder you can push them until help arrives

what kind of music does a jc 'loli' give out?

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>>151629798
These guys are crazy!

..Dang. DEPLOY IT NOW!

>>151631577
Pain?

>>151631840
pain is music?

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>>151616374
Thanks. Every time this thread comes up I spend hours listening to my mother's taste in music.

>>151632019
d-delete this at once!!

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>>151632061
Do you not appreciate the delicious temptation of cosy rock?

Mmmm, Night Moves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c

>>151616669
>DSoTM
>Maybe if you got Animals or something else, nice try loli.

>>151620350
Are you a real loli?
Have you ever caught a cute boy, like a real oniichan?
Have you ever tried a van?

>>151618185
>Chinatsu, Machi, and Rory are lolis
They fucking aren't.

>>151622475
QUICK RUN TO THE PHONE AND ORDER A PIZZA WITH EXTRA VEGGIES

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where do i buy these things?

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>>151632514
>a 9 years old little girl isn't a loli
I don't understand.

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>>151620387
Don't be ridiculous, of course I am. Just look at me.

>>151632565
Gomennasai gacha?

That's it. I've had enough. I'm going out tonight, and the first loli I see is going to get sent to bed early with no dessert.

>>151632808
don't sink to their level

>>151632808
but anon... you're the dessert

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see this
what do

>>151622621
>OH SHIIIIIIIT
>I GOT ON THE LOLI TRAIN

>>151633078
Why am I in the Loli's room or it in my bed?

>>151633078
Tuck her.

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>>151633078
Nothing suspicious here.

>>151633686
I'm not seeing the logo for the bottom right.

>>151633686
seems legit, scoot over creature

>>151633854
looks like symbols have been compromised RUN

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>>151624434
>>151624388
You have to make it relatable to otakus though, otherwise it will never sell. It has to be virgins, not dads. Any dads are just POWs who got rescued, too mind-broken to fight and too impure to use magic.

>Here comes the autistic backstory

The world undergoes a cataclysmic incident that imbues humans with "cores" that generate magical energy and allow them to use magic in different ways. Cores start out at fragments at birth, and as humans age they develop into full cores around puberty.

With females, most of their magical energy goes into healing/regeneration. Females stop aging once their cores fully mature, with their magic manifesting through eternal youth and immortality. They can use offensive spells to a limited extent individually, but their power magnifies in groups. Males age and die normally, but their magical energy builds up to larger levels and they're more capable of using offensive spells. They can still use defense/healing spells with training, though they can't live forever like females.

This has lead to the female population greatly outnumbering the male and the dominion of the loli empire, composed of the seven great loli nations and several bordering loli countries. Males have been reduced to second-class citizens, disallowed from holding political office and leadership positions. They're often bullied, raped, and kidnapped without repercussion for the offending lolis, and some states even allow males to be kept as slaves (although not all lolis agree that this should be okay).

>1/?

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>>151634659
Males also expend a large amount of magical energy when they orgasm, so to prevent male uprisings, most loli states have in place a system where males ejaculate on a daily basis. For states where male servitude is well-ingrained into cultural norms, younger males are required to serve on a sexual service committee for their school, where their female classmates can use them to satiate their lust. This is practice for when the males become older and enter the workforce, where they'll have to service their loli co-workers and superiors instead. (Unemployed males are given public jobs at brothels, where even the most incompetent males can find lolis who fetishize them.)

States with more rights for males just have them show up to a sperm bank once a day, where they can masturbate into a cup instead of being violated by lolis. These states typically have laws to stop males from being raped, and allow males to choose their life partners instead of having the state decide or auctioning them off. The slave states use more barbaric systems, where males are hooked up to cock-milking machines, or become public cum faucets that can be used by any passing loli.

>2/?

>>151616374
Do they rock?

>>151634750
Yes, they stone you.

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>>151634705
As for reproduction, when a male and female have sex, their cores leach into each other's. If a child is created, those "corrupted" fragments break off and pass on to the child, fusing together into the child's core (so the child inherits the magical dispositions of the parents). The corruption remains if sex does not produce a child. Females can heal their own corruption and regenerate their cores, but males cannot. Thus each child reduces a male's magical ability, eventually rendering him unable to use magic.

Corruption also weakens a male's powers, but they gain some of the magical disposition of the females that corrupted them, and corrupted core can be overwritten by another female's corruption. So repeated sex with females doesn't weaken a male like repeatedly having children would, provided those females are different. (However repeated core over-writing will eventually render that part of the core null, like the NAND of an SSD.)

Stronger children come from males with less-depleted and less-corrupted cores. The richer and more powerful loli families thus try to procure virgin males for mating. These are often in short supply in their own states, so they'll buy them on the black market slave trade. Black market traders in turn kidnap virgins from loli states with strong rights for males, which are relatively abundant with virgins. This puts the loli free states in tense relations with the loli slave states, especially along the borders. There are also some terrorist loli groups trying to form their own independent loli countries that will kidnap virgin males, video tape their rape/defilement, and spread them all over the web to make a name for themselves.

>3/?

>>151635112
The fact you spent so long crafting such a mechanism into your fantasy disturbs me.

>>151635112
Please go on. I'm seriously considering making a game based on this.
Screen capping it too.

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>>151635112
Legend has it that at age 30, males with whole cores undergo a transformation. Their core consumes all their remaining magical energy and goes dormant. For 9 months, those males become unable to use magic. If they can remain pure during that time, those males will become wizards, whose cores are unparalleled in strength. The cores of wizards grant them immortality like females, and can heal their own corruption.

Males that have had children before 30 can never become wizards, since their cores are not whole. Corrupted males can become wizards, but their cores will never be able to heal the corruption they sustained before becoming wizards, and thus they are less powerful (but still immortal).

The strongest of wizards are capable of taking out entire loli armies. The loli empire considers them WMDs, and has decreed that every living male must have at least one child by the age of 20. Any males found in violation of this law, regardless of whether they're under the empire's rule, will be sentenced to the federal loli dungeon and forced to have children until they are devoid of magic. Moreover, if investigations discover that state actors are responsible for this violation, the loli empire will unilaterally declare war on that state for their attempt to create a WMD.

>>151635149
I told you about the autism senpai.

>>151635583
I was thinking about making a game too, we should collaborate.

>>151624184
They all float down here.

>>151616374
>>151616669
>>151617216

Why are all these lolis out to get us adults? What do they want from us?

>>151635899
Headpats and cuddles.

We should put together a loli survival guide.

>>151620854

shit taste much?

>>151635899
Headpats, cuddles and cheekrubs.

Also some cookies from up on the counter.

>>151622995

>They are contemporary 2010+ era rock music CD's.

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>>151635756
In this fashion, the loli empire has prevented wizards from coming into existence for the past 4000 years, and has maintained peace among lolis and men. Though the real reason behind why wizards have been banned doesn't have to do with their power. The majority of the loli world is under the impression wizards cannot have children; this is true for the most part, as their magic prevents their cores from being split. But if a single female is able to corrupt the entire core of a wizard before he can heal it, a child can be created that inherits the whole core. This would be a new class of human incomparable to the rest, a new stage in human evolution that would plunge the world into chaos. The seven nations came together to prevent this from happening, and keep virgins in check.

The MC of possible game is a (shota?) orphan who has discovered that he is the son of a wizard, and that he is fated to bring change to the loli world. The game is about his journey to discover his real parents, find out his true purpose, and fight against the loli empire which tries to use him in various lewd ways.

Also as potential plot spoilers:
The father actually voluntarily had the MC, and peacefully settled down with a loli waifu in lands unknown.
When a wizard has a child, they give up immortality since they no longer have a core.

>>151635583
The main story is still very speculative (it might be too common), and I'm open to side stories as well. We'd have to develop the world a bit more though before delving into game mechanics.

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>>151625165

>Posting a loli who never betrayed anyone for such purpose.

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>>151632019
>>151632279

>TFW playing Bob Seger in any 90's Chevrolet truck with CD player.

>>151636154
Yeah, she just experimented on them, yes?
Remember: Yuu, Mika and every kid involved are still suffering all because she wanted the project to continue.

>>151636151
That spoiler...
So in the end the MC lost his core?

>>151636151
This is beginning to sound like Monster Girl Quest, except you get raped by lolis instead.

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>>151621369
Even spooky lolis are scared of spooky places.

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>>151636151
Also this might have just been implied, but corruption sways emotion. So males that have been heavily corrupted by a loli will feel affection toward that loli, and eventually become unable to resist them if their core becomes corrupted enough. Lolis will sometimes fight with each other or show off by trying to corrupt each other's favorite males, and make them theirs.

>>151636318
That's part of what I'm worried about. There are some areas where it's unavoidable that there's going to be similarities, e.g. fighting against aggressive females, the question of coexistence vs. overthrowing the opponent, differing lifespans. There doesn't need to be an Ilias-like plot twist though.