>accepting invitations to enter an underground area on a rainy evening
Of course, it's not like your voice won't be heard in case you need to scream for help.
Honestly, OP you should know better than to trust those mini devils.
wow take a load of this retard thinking he's hot shit for liking r/music top 50
she can just get one of her older friends to buy it
I don't even know what Tiffany is, m8. You're obviously butthurt to the extreme. So sorry that you're so insecure in your tastes. Why don't you go listen to someone screaming into a mike while two cats have sex in the background.
>be a new fag
>get rekt by some random anon
>call the poster redditor
Kek every fucking time, but srsly this shit has to stop, naming reddit every time you fuck up isnt an argument.
i don't see why i can't trust a pack of lolis, in fact im following them inside a dark alley right now
yeah i know, i am a faggot beacuse i am phoneposting, i don't understand why you guys are so afrai-
>Not listening to Dad Rock
It's like you don't want to be abducted by a loli.
But hes right tho, even if you dont like metal there is a bunch of awesome bands out there, and good metal bands are usually awesome musicians, good enought to be relevant even in a scene full of hipster shit and pop. Fuck you.
Of course there's no catch. I just want to share my oji-san's beer and music collection with nice onii-chans.
Wanna come over and listen to some Jefferson Starship and kick back with some Miller?
I could've sworn there were more great lolis in 2016.
My stereo's in the back room in the basement onii-chan, right next to the fridge.
Why don't you go down there first while I get the beer mugs.
>different pitches of giggling can be heard coming from down the stairs
Is Yuma-chin a loli?
Loli of the year, even.
Hey mister, could I interest you in some Mozart and
Boards of Canada.
Holy shit metalfags are comedy gold
what if i sneak up on her from behind and steal her pee without drawing attention to myself
I heard they patrol around now looking for lost adult men offering rides to their destinations.
This is worse than Dolphingirl and mermaid rapecaves. Because at least you can avoid them by staying out of the water. Van patrols are everywhere.
W-well, I guess ONE song couldn't hurt... what are the handcuffs for?
2hu lolis are dangerous, maneating monsters. Don't let them fool you with their cute appearance.
>(we) are the cutest "loli"
As expected of (us)!
>Get on the train.
>Theres a loli across the car
>Every time the lights from the shitty light bulb goes out she inches closer.
>Realize I was alone in the car with her
>She then gets rights next to me.
>She then whispers in my ear ''tonight
Ha, 3 Things lolis are afraid of, Heights, large bodies of water and spooky places.
No loli would dare to mount an offensive.
Remember, if a loli asks you a ride, flee as fast as you can.
Never ever, ever break that rule.
Thats dumb there are no loli vampire or a ghost loli.
GUYS PLEASE SEND HELP
A LOLI STOPPED ME AND ASKED ME TO FOLLOW HER
I PANICKED AND YELLED BAD THINGS TO HER
SHE GOT ANGRY AND CALLED HER LITTLE FRIENDS
I RAN AWAY SCARED
THEY FOLLOW ME AT HOME
I CAN HEAR THEM WHISPERING AND CHUCKLING OUTSIDE THE DOOR
HELP ME PLEASE IM SCARED
Do not follow little girl.
>Do not be taken alive.
Good god what horrors lie within the loli chamber.
OF COURSE I HAVE WINDOWS, ITS A NORMAL HOUSE
OK I CLOSE EVERY DOOR AND WINDOW FROM THE INSIDE
WHAT DO I DO, OUTSIDE THE MUFFLED GIGGLE DOSEN'T STOP
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW HUGE THAT PACK WAS
HIDE UNDER THE BED THEY WILL NEVER LOOK IN THERE ALSO
LISTEN TO THE GUIDE, DON'T BE TAKEN ALIVE.
I've seen what those lolis do to those they capture. Don't let them get you anon, you know how.
I remember one story about one of the scientists who failed to maintain absolute caution when performing tests on the loli. After he suddenly went silent, the team moved in to find him being forced to simultaneously pat the loli's head and hold her hand.
Needless to say, it was a mercy that the soldiers gunned him down right then and there.
D-dont do it
Whatever happens, dont open that door
No need anon, if there is no sound there is no danger, you can lower you guard and even unlock the doors. now.
Oh man, I love Wish You Were Here!
I'm gonna go in with her. What could go wrong?
There's very short and slender volcano insurance salesman outside my door with a terrible looking mustache.
Does anyone know why they would sell insurance this late at night?
I'm sure you've heard of the saying 'Thank God it's Friday'?
People think it was a term made for those working full time, but they couldn't be more wrong. They don't understand that Friday is the day to fear for..
you don't know them as i do
yes, i am an old loli hunter, I sacrificed everything I had to hunt them down
the horror i saw, the despair i embraced
this is too much for a single person, i lost all my sanity with my sacred mission
i think i will stop the hunt for tonight, im old and tired, i can giggle too much in the dark, they have corrupted someone
>there are lolis RIGHT NOW posting on this board
i am truly horrified
ANONS DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS THE SECRECY OF THIS SITE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BY LOLI INTELLIGENCE.
Begone cute beast!
I will not fall for your trickery
Wrong! This is the real guide! Read it.....right now.
It's simple really, if you hug the loli it will go away. It's like a T-Rex, their eyesight is based off fear.
I will never forgive them for what they did her.
She was merged with a monster for plot reasons and ended up becoming a generic titty beast.
>Manga series about a group of dads trying to survive in hiding after lolis take over the planet
>they scavenge the Earth for prog rock CDs and beer
>master the arts of forehead-flicking and vegetable-handling to protect themselves
>lolis patrol the 'overworld' ensuring that every man above the age of 17 is forced to work in the puffy mines
>men are executed at the age of 29 to ensure none of them achieve wizardry and overthrow them
You can't hide forever. One of these you will have to leave the house.
Make the loli emperor into someone like Kokoro-chan.
>MC name is Tadano Tou-san
>he's on a quest to save his 15yo son that have been kidnapped by lolis
>has to use all of his army skills to survive in this post-apocalyptic world ruled by lolis
>wolrd currency is classic rock cds
No...that's impossible. If lolis can become vampires that would mean they are virtually invincible,Can sense a beating heart and have the ability to hypnotize men and even and live forever.
You can't run or even hide for long.
>group of wizards leading a charge against the loli fortress
>they're stopped by an unlocked door
>JK leaning up against it, texting her friends
>none of them can talk to girls so they have to retreat
Ok so there's one loli who is willing to protect you from other lolis under one condition...
You have to be her slave, that's means cook for her and play music for her. If you misplay even a single note she throws you in the loli pit.To suffer a fate even worse than Ragnarr Loðbrók
I can't play any instrument, so I would refuse. She's also a loli, who are known for being liars, so it's another reason to refuse.
i think necrophilia is still a crime
Good to see another of the ~20 or so people who watched that show are still here. She was the only reason I kept going and then they fucking ruined her.
I don't know why you guys are so afraid of loli, they're friendly creatures who only want to play with you.
But it's padding, she doesn't even have real breasts.
I'll need more examples before I can give you a professional opinion.
Last day of voting before Megumin wins anyway.
Well, at first I thought it was a voting thing for DFC girls, but then I saw titty monsters and other DFC characters being completely missing so I thought maybe I wasn't getting it.
>a titty monster
/a/ standards strike again
There isn't anything wrong with liking flat chests, but calling >>151626025 a titty monster is objectively incorrect, and devalues the use of the term in reference to ACTUAL titty monsters.
Working with loli sure is hard.
She look pretty flat here >>151625724
whats the "do not get on van" sign?
The only surefire repellent for rampant lolis.
It's too late anon. They're evolving.
That doesn't work anymore.
>cute anime pic 1844.png
May you please upload an updated archive? Mine only has the first 1000.
I really hate this stupid loli joke. It isn't funny, anons have been tricked and assaulted by lolis and they're still hurting. I have asked you guys before to stop making light of this issue, and you still make these threads. I'm not trying to derail the thread or anything, but maybe if you hear my story you'll understand that real people are hurt by these loli predators and it's time to take the issue seriously.
>Walking back home from uni classes one day, just minding my own business
>it was a friday so I was going to pick up some beer and pizza on my way home and sit in my apartment listening to Pink Floyd
>I was crossing the street when I hear someone call out to me
>"Hey, You! Mister! Hey!"
>I turned and looked, it was a little blond girl, probably 7 or 8 years old
>she was standing by a big white van, which had no markings of any kind
>I knew not to talk to strangers like her, but I just felt so trapped. I didn't want to ignore her, what if she was a nice loli? You can never tell these days
>against my better judgement I walked over to her
>she was speaking quickly, which made me nervous, but the gist of what she was saying is that she was supposed to be delivering beer and rock CDs to a store nearby, but she had some extras and I could take them
>she said all I needed to do was get them out of the van since they're really heavy
>I wanted to run away right there, but stupidly I believed her
>she stood there as I went to the back to open the door
>suddenly, the clouds covered the sun and I could see into the back of the van through a small, tinted window
>inside were at least 5 more lolis, all wearing masks and they had guns and knives
>I turned and ran as fast as I could, not even looking back
>the girl outside the van began screaming at me, then I hear the van start up
>it drove off quickly, I haven't seen it since
>I swear I heard her shout "You will be sorry! You're going to pay for this!" as I escaped
It's real and it's happening, /a/.
But if there's no Pizza Hut then we wouldn't get this adorable thing.
>inside were at least 5 more lolis, all wearing masks and they had guns and knives
Sound like a fun crowd, maybe they were going to invite you to an airsoft match.
You are really playing on my biggest fears.
Guys, are lolis really that bad? Sure, there might be some who are, but generally I think they are alright. One day I was sitting at a traffic light and a loli on van waved at me and I waved back, then she smiled at me and I smiled back. She looked like a really good person, so I think lolis might actually be nice.
A LOLI BERSERKER HAS BROKEN THE PERIMETER.
>Hey mister can you help me fill up a cup I can pay you in salt caramel treats like grown men eat.
She's safe right shes a lolivore and only preys on other lolis.
The only way to counter a Spinning Punching Loli Arm Torrent or (S.P.L.A.T.) is to trick to lolis to counter each other.
As you can see one child (male) and another run into each other thus canceling each other out.
I-I want the lolis to take me, how do I cure myself before it's to late?
No you idiot she prays on Onii-chan's too you're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Why are lolis always preying on poor innocent unsuspecting teenage girls?
>lolis suck fingers now.
WE DON'T EVEN STAND A CHANCE.
>he thought we stood a chance.
Maybe you didn't get any while they were gone.
Lolis are like sharks. If you head pat them in the right spot on the head they just fold over.
You see, this one is drooling and foaming at the mouth.
Will they take me to the Hotel California?
are you stupid?the only true safe place would be high up. get on the fridge or find a shelf that can support your weight. whenever they get up on a stepladder you can push them until help arrives
These guys are crazy!
..Dang. DEPLOY IT NOW!
Thanks. Every time this thread comes up I spend hours listening to my mother's taste in music.
Do you not appreciate the delicious temptation of cosy rock?
Mmmm, Night Moves
>a 9 years old little girl isn't a loli
I don't understand.
Don't be ridiculous, of course I am. Just look at me.
You have to make it relatable to otakus though, otherwise it will never sell. It has to be virgins, not dads. Any dads are just POWs who got rescued, too mind-broken to fight and too impure to use magic.
>Here comes the autistic backstory
The world undergoes a cataclysmic incident that imbues humans with "cores" that generate magical energy and allow them to use magic in different ways. Cores start out at fragments at birth, and as humans age they develop into full cores around puberty.
With females, most of their magical energy goes into healing/regeneration. Females stop aging once their cores fully mature, with their magic manifesting through eternal youth and immortality. They can use offensive spells to a limited extent individually, but their power magnifies in groups. Males age and die normally, but their magical energy builds up to larger levels and they're more capable of using offensive spells. They can still use defense/healing spells with training, though they can't live forever like females.
This has lead to the female population greatly outnumbering the male and the dominion of the loli empire, composed of the seven great loli nations and several bordering loli countries. Males have been reduced to second-class citizens, disallowed from holding political office and leadership positions. They're often bullied, raped, and kidnapped without repercussion for the offending lolis, and some states even allow males to be kept as slaves (although not all lolis agree that this should be okay).
Males also expend a large amount of magical energy when they orgasm, so to prevent male uprisings, most loli states have in place a system where males ejaculate on a daily basis. For states where male servitude is well-ingrained into cultural norms, younger males are required to serve on a sexual service committee for their school, where their female classmates can use them to satiate their lust. This is practice for when the males become older and enter the workforce, where they'll have to service their loli co-workers and superiors instead. (Unemployed males are given public jobs at brothels, where even the most incompetent males can find lolis who fetishize them.)
States with more rights for males just have them show up to a sperm bank once a day, where they can masturbate into a cup instead of being violated by lolis. These states typically have laws to stop males from being raped, and allow males to choose their life partners instead of having the state decide or auctioning them off. The slave states use more barbaric systems, where males are hooked up to cock-milking machines, or become public cum faucets that can be used by any passing loli.
As for reproduction, when a male and female have sex, their cores leach into each other's. If a child is created, those "corrupted" fragments break off and pass on to the child, fusing together into the child's core (so the child inherits the magical dispositions of the parents). The corruption remains if sex does not produce a child. Females can heal their own corruption and regenerate their cores, but males cannot. Thus each child reduces a male's magical ability, eventually rendering him unable to use magic.
Corruption also weakens a male's powers, but they gain some of the magical disposition of the females that corrupted them, and corrupted core can be overwritten by another female's corruption. So repeated sex with females doesn't weaken a male like repeatedly having children would, provided those females are different. (However repeated core over-writing will eventually render that part of the core null, like the NAND of an SSD.)
Stronger children come from males with less-depleted and less-corrupted cores. The richer and more powerful loli families thus try to procure virgin males for mating. These are often in short supply in their own states, so they'll buy them on the black market slave trade. Black market traders in turn kidnap virgins from loli states with strong rights for males, which are relatively abundant with virgins. This puts the loli free states in tense relations with the loli slave states, especially along the borders. There are also some terrorist loli groups trying to form their own independent loli countries that will kidnap virgin males, video tape their rape/defilement, and spread them all over the web to make a name for themselves.
Legend has it that at age 30, males with whole cores undergo a transformation. Their core consumes all their remaining magical energy and goes dormant. For 9 months, those males become unable to use magic. If they can remain pure during that time, those males will become wizards, whose cores are unparalleled in strength. The cores of wizards grant them immortality like females, and can heal their own corruption.
Males that have had children before 30 can never become wizards, since their cores are not whole. Corrupted males can become wizards, but their cores will never be able to heal the corruption they sustained before becoming wizards, and thus they are less powerful (but still immortal).
The strongest of wizards are capable of taking out entire loli armies. The loli empire considers them WMDs, and has decreed that every living male must have at least one child by the age of 20. Any males found in violation of this law, regardless of whether they're under the empire's rule, will be sentenced to the federal loli dungeon and forced to have children until they are devoid of magic. Moreover, if investigations discover that state actors are responsible for this violation, the loli empire will unilaterally declare war on that state for their attempt to create a WMD.
I told you about the autism senpai.
I was thinking about making a game too, we should collaborate.
In this fashion, the loli empire has prevented wizards from coming into existence for the past 4000 years, and has maintained peace among lolis and men. Though the real reason behind why wizards have been banned doesn't have to do with their power. The majority of the loli world is under the impression wizards cannot have children; this is true for the most part, as their magic prevents their cores from being split. But if a single female is able to corrupt the entire core of a wizard before he can heal it, a child can be created that inherits the whole core. This would be a new class of human incomparable to the rest, a new stage in human evolution that would plunge the world into chaos. The seven nations came together to prevent this from happening, and keep virgins in check.
The MC of possible game is a (shota?) orphan who has discovered that he is the son of a wizard, and that he is fated to bring change to the loli world. The game is about his journey to discover his real parents, find out his true purpose, and fight against the loli empire which tries to use him in various lewd ways.
Also as potential plot spoilers:
The father actually voluntarily had the MC, and peacefully settled down with a loli waifu in lands unknown. When a wizard has a child, they give up immortality since they no longer have a core.
The main story is still very speculative (it might be too common), and I'm open to side stories as well. We'd have to develop the world a bit more though before delving into game mechanics.
>Posting a loli who never betrayed anyone for such purpose.
>TFW playing Bob Seger in any 90's Chevrolet truck with CD player.
Even spooky lolis are scared of spooky places.
Also this might have just been implied, but corruption sways emotion. So males that have been heavily corrupted by a loli will feel affection toward that loli, and eventually become unable to resist them if their core becomes corrupted enough. Lolis will sometimes fight with each other or show off by trying to corrupt each other's favorite males, and make them theirs.
That's part of what I'm worried about. There are some areas where it's unavoidable that there's going to be similarities, e.g. fighting against aggressive females, the question of coexistence vs. overthrowing the opponent, differing lifespans. There doesn't need to be an Ilias-like plot twist though.
His father did, in order for the MC to exist. Whether the MC chooses to is up to the player.
I wasnt implying that its bad because it rips off an established franchise. I was just making an observation.
Welp, time to see what that other anon brings to the table, we might be seeing the rise of another 4chan collaboration.
But does it need to be a shota? Don't make it a shota, it would just make it the same boring thing as everything else right now. The only reason this loli meme is even so popular is because the loli and a man. Not loli and boy. Make him 18 or something.
>tfw what.cd is gone
The lolis have advanced to prog rock.
They're getting closer to my weakness.
Some lolis enjoy being corrupted, and will actually choose not to heal themselves. This will increase their offensive power in tandem with their affections, but decrease their healing/defense capabilities. When their cores become fully corrupted, it will have a few effects, but one of them will be losing their immortality.
Another potential spoiler:
Dormant wizards who become sullied during the 9-month period become "fallen" wizards, one of which may be an antagonist.
Thanks for the input regardless, I'm inexperienced at world-/story-building so any feedback is appreciated.
That's why I put a question mark there, there's nothing that really requires it to be a shota. He has to start out uncorrupted, but that happens in free states anyway since males are only required to masturbate instead of having sex.
There's a slight issue in that the sperm banks in free states are meant to serve as insurance in case a male goes rogue. I haven't decided yet what happens during artificial insemination, where there's impregnation without sex, but it's still going to consume part of the male's core and prevent him from turning into a wizard.
The fragments may not merge properly, and the result could be a futa loli.
So somehow the MC's sperm bank samples will have to be destroyed, either by him or by some group that knows about him and wants to control him.
Just passing to remind you guys that tonight is the New Years.
Take care because lolis will be walking in groups looking for victims.
They do it because some stray drunk men would walk alone in the streets, unaware if their presence. and because of the sound of the fireworks no one will be able to hear their screams
Don't forget about this loser then
I would agree with that. Look at how she poses.
>have huge backlog of shit i want to get and listen to
>wake up one day and wcd is gone
it hurts so much
Who is the oldest loli? Shinobu is at least 500 years old, but less than 600 years old. Are there any older lolis?
No. Honestly it really only makes sense for her to turn you into a thrall because then she preserves you as a bitchboy for eternity. If she leaves you alive as a human she gets, at most, 60-70 years of you doing chores for her before you die like a pathetic human.
I'm pretty sure there's a few eternal loli in the 1,000+ age range.
>you'll never know if that symbol itself has been compromised or if its genuine
>an SCP hazard could use that symbol to render a bunch of helpful real symbols untrustworthy in a single stroke
>yfw you realize
that entire chart could be compromised
There are ways to trick the loli psyche and verify all loli posts
Attach a questionnaire to symbols sheet, each symbol should come with answers to the three questions;
Are big breasts the pinnacle of sexuality? (Note: this question may not be fit for field use if the enemy has oppai type operatives)
Is anyone under the clock unfit for the cock? (Note: Tsundere type operatives aren't completely honest on this question)
Have you participated in the great loli war? (Note: Statistically there is a ratio of 5 to 1 survivors in favour of loli, always consult team on this)
The symbol basically means nothing. If it's real, it's been compromised itself too. If it's put down after the fact it could mean something entirely different. Don't trust that symbol.
That's why the chart said that each taskforce should adapt and make their own symbols. You'll be safe with your own codes,
unless a loli infiltrated your group.
Hey Stalker, has your chart been updated recently?