I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
I don't like it.
But I like fish in general
I WANT MY YOU'S BACK
I like Sakura.
>>151526913 (You)
>>151526761
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>151526761
>>151526761
Be careful when eating fish.
>>151527572Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
>>151527572
I hate it.
>>151527572
>#1 in the Japanese box office for 12 weeks, 11 weekends
>Has surpassed Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle as #2 Anime Film of All Time in Japan
>Earns 20 billion yen and counting to surpass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Now beyond 20 billion yen (US$288 million).
>Nominated for an Oscar
>Wins LA Film Critics Award
>Has become the no. 1 highest-grossing Japanese movie in China
>Has become the no. 1 movie in Thailand
>On the cusp of going beyond the box office gross of Spirited Away (US$289.1 million)
So this is meme magic. Not bad.
>>151528262
>meme magic
>Ice Age: Continental Drift earned more than $800 million
Not even close
>>151526761
I am the fin of my fish.
>>151528439
Tell me how much Ice Age: Continental Drift earned in Japan then come back to me.
Also
>copypasta
>earning anything at all
>not meme magic
>>151527572
I am indifferent to it.
It's objectively better for no Hiro post than have another fake faggot like last time post it.
>>151526761
This isn't facebook.
It's shit. Fuck off.
Thanks doc.
>>151527086
How generous you are.
Hiroyuki-anon is late today so,
>But he did it once.
>>151531324
>Free (you)s for you
Satan Delivers!
>>151531577
I don't think I wanna have anything to do with this.
>>151531627
>you have to go to satan for (you)s now
We live in worrying times.
Don't forget that Fate is eroge harem bullshit.
>>151531722
>We live in worrying times.
Yes, we are.
>>151531813
I think satan won since this ...................................... thing is pure heresy. I better worship the fish extra hard to find salvation in this world.
>>151531577
Screenshot?
>>151531813
I should make a SatanFish VS Cirno game now
>>151531687
>>151531921
Please take it.
This thread is baka
>>151532518
>>151531577
>>151534884
>>151532147
>now that our hero has defeated sakura he faces a new enemy, satanfish
>>151530604
kuso thread.
>>151534977
>mildly dead fish
Nothing beats the scent of rotten fish.
>>151536652
Even death won't keep these fish from having fun