My name is Kirei. Kotomine Kirei. Ask me anything.

Why?

Can I fuck my Servant?
Can I fuck you?

I demand that you cease impersonating my husbando immediately.

Can you send me a set of plans and documents to convert my boring old car into an antigrav one?

Can you take my virginity?

Should I rejoice?

Why didn't you kill Karen?

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>>151517985
WHY ARE YOU'S GONE???

>>151518088
is there any way I can defeat another servant by fucking them?

Can you send me a recipe for Mapo Tofu?

>>151518728
If the servant was male you could presumably make them ejaculate all their magic energy out until they died.

>>151517985
Can Shiki kill servants?

>>151519088
Why isn't that a thing?

>>151517985
Why you are evil?
Also you did good killing tokiomi

>>151519088
Why there is not such a servant class as a Whrore? It would be great addition. Just imagine possible noble phantasms for this class

>>151517985
Do you miss your wife?

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Hello.

My name is Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. I am the eldest son of the 9th generation of a prestigious mage bloodline.

I am going to participate in the so called "Holy Grail War" soon. My victory is already assured, since the vessel needed to summon "Alexander the Great" will arrive here soon. But I will not underestimate this battle like a fool and I have come here today to ask you cunning people for advice.

What should I do to increase my odds to win over these other 6 honorable contestants?

>>151519553

Dispose of your wife. Command your servant to kill himself.

>>151519553
Make a magic wheelchair

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>>151519553
I kinda miss Kayneth threads

>>151519553
Start getting into cuckoldry or you won't like what's ahead.

Fate Zero was such a disappointment. A holy grail war fought by actual magi and they spent half of episodes with useless SoL shit.
>ALELELELELELELEL VIDEOGAMES
It would've been better if they condensed everything in 12 episodes instead. They obviosuly didn't had enough content for 25.

>>151517985
Why the mullet?

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Kotmine....Kirei...

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>>151523647

I touched your daughter's butt.

How does this make you feel ?

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>>151520865
>ALELELELELELELEL VIDEOGAMES

>>151517985
How do I make sex with you?

>>151518194
>not demanding a threesome
You don't deserve him.

Why is your voice so sexy?

>>151519553
Have a backup servant in case your primary choice doesn't work out for you.
I think the Irish are a good choice. Don't summon Diarmuid though, he's useless.

>>151526827
Sure, Kayneth probably has a drawer full of catalysts for summoning different servants. He actually wanted to summon Cu but accidentally took Diarmuid's catalyst instead because they were so similar.

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>>151517985
Why are you stuck in HF route?
I can't even tell Saber and Wormfags that i have the best route because you not fucking in it

>>151526929
The earnings with Cu's catalyst tho.

Odds are he was more like "shit what can I get at short notice" Considering how many relics the church probably have it's probably not that easy to get good ones.

>>151517985
Saber blew Shirou, took it in her pussy, and was eaten out by him to receive mana.
Did you and Gilgamesh had a similar relationship? There are just so many children out there to steal souls from, after all.

>>151517985
Could a Type be a servant?

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>>151517985
Why do you narrate schoolgirl romance?

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>>151529796
A man's gotta eat. How would I earn money to buy mapo tofu otherwise?

Hi, I'm Tohsaka Rin. AMA me anything.

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>>151529975
Forgot image

>>151517985
Why is your franchise so shit and your fanbase so cancerous?

>>151518617
Are they?
Someone please respond.

>>151517985
Is every regular Lindelof space a D-space?

>>151530357
Noone knows yet.

>>151519553
Use magecraft to make a item that makes you not a complete retard. Don't you dare let the Red Man or the Worm man get a hold of it.

>>151517985
Can I fug your underage daughter while she's wearing her "battle" outfit?

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>>151517985
Can you fuck this guy?

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>>151517985
I have some wine, but it doesn't taste as good as it should. How can I fix that?

>>151517985
Can I fuck your daughter she is best girl, just not as much as you?

What a shit thread. Not only OP already posted this exact same thread earlier today, he didn't answer any questions in either

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>>151517985

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

>>151517985
Are you in a committed relationship with a figure skaters named Chris?

>>151518329
Depends. Are you Emiya Shirou?

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>>151520006
>>151519553
It was wildest ride. Maybe someday ufo adapt F/SF for another ride.