Nevada-tan is legal now, right?
It's dead because it can't go any further than this.
It has reached its apex and it's all downhill from here.
You are now manually breathing.
You must now blink willingly.
You suddenly have the unignorable urge to move your feet.
Does your arm itch?
What about your knee and neck
If you have a wound it is now more painful
Stop chewing your lip and/or cheek.
Put that down soda can.
Take your hand off your face again.
You are now aware of every breath you take.
If you have your hand on your face you're not covered in oil and everything you've ever touched, then touched your keyboard. Better run to the bathroom and wash your face.
Pic related, it's your stomach itching and your eyes watering.
Would Badass Manly Anime Reviewer fly on /a/ today?
Does anyone remember this shit?
I fapped so hard back in the day.
Traps should make a comeback.
>all those deleted threads by the end
Reminder that this used to be the most posted image.
>You are now manually breathing.
OH GOD WHY
So my best bro came up to me one day all decked in a blue wig and uniform of Konata from Lucky Star. He looked so girly and sexy, my boner couldn't help but be aroused, especially when he started taking off his clothes. I asked him, "Are you serious?" and he said, "Yup."
I couldn't speak for the longest time, so he asked me, "What's the matter?" I said I'm just confused, but then my boner got really hard as he took off my clothes. Before I knew it, we were kissing each other and he was stroking my dick. I yelped, "Oh God, Konata!" as he blew me till I came.
I then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and then I fucked him in the ass. I screamed all sorts of things, like how delicious his ass is, and how hard I came inside his 17-year-old ass. A few hours later, I realized the error of my ways. Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay. But he grabbed my shoulder, his face smelling lightly of bleach and reassured, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
Pic related. It's my best bro wearing a Konata costume.
I wasn't an /a/non back in 2009ish or so when the Queen of /b/ arrived, so I have to ask.. did Boxxy spill over to /a/ at some point?
Most newfriends won't even recognize half of these dank memes.
I kinda miss the days when we had a way bigger population of tripfags and most of them had a gimmick, to which you would immendiatly recognize them without the need of avatarfaggging.
>Before I knew it, we were kissing each other and he was stroking my dick
This is a compilation of memes that were dead or dying a decade ago. Can you spot them all?
This has persisted to the present time.
I don't even need to put in the right filename.
I still have a bunch of them lying around
>attempting to get so many (you)s
>(you)s are all gone
All of them. How long have we been here?
Remember when people "trolled" until normies ruined the entire concept of trolling?
I liked it better when /b/ was stalking this girl instead.
/a/ and sometimes /gif/ are literally the only boards i browse nowadays. Thank god for /a/'s self-moderation. Although the cancer is already here, it isn't spreading that fast.
When you could post this without people thinking of /pol/
Loli-chan got too old for /b/'s taste.
Thankfully for her. Jessi Slaughter was not so lucky.
"Doesn't afraid of anything." Now that brings me back.
4chan isn't what it's used to be like anymore.
/v/, /b/, /g/, /tv/, /adv/, /wsg/, etc... are normalfag havens, and soon enough they will find their way through /a/ and the rest of the boards and will decimate the native population and the board culture, transforming this whole website into a huge SJW circlejerk.
I hope to die before seeing such days come to reality.
I remember when they forced Chloe Moretz as the new Queen of /b/.
How's that working for them?
I liked it better when mods were banning Ghost Slide.
You're not an oldfag until you've watched this.
It's a good diagnosis tool for /a/ to see which anime are accepted by the cancer and then shun the generals on /a/ that they make to hugbox each other. It's a shame the mods are fags and went back on deleting all the normalfags generals.
>implying this isn't the superior fanime
Not dead. Pic related is from this year.
Here, only because I still want it to catch on.
Is this dead?
Because I don't want it to be dead.
Most people here now weren't even alive when it died. the term "meme" didn't even exist back then. Good times.
checking through my old files
, a lot of shit was in the form of de-motivational posters , which leads me top believe we were just as gay then, as we are now
except we never used to call everything a "meme", i think we understood the word better than then we do now
>not having a niconico account
I fear for the future of /a/.
Oh man, so many fucking memories in that pic.
And I forgot about fucking Hadena of all things.
I remember Color Wars.
PETERHAUSEN >>>>> Blue > Yellow > Purple > Green > Red
>they discover the nature of love
Pretty close to the real thing.
He was here two weeks ago.
Anon, get in the spirit of the thread!
Badass? In today's cucked society? No way.
>Badass Manly Anime Reviewer? More like Toxic Masculinity Reviewer, amirite?
>What made Reddit so different from the other cancer sites back in the day?
It absorbed every single one of them. Reddit is all *insert cancer forum* from the 00s combined and appealing to a gigantic audience.
The Gaia boogeyman isn't nearly as real as the Reddit boogeyman.
/b/ a decade ago is better then /pol/ today. the image of this place has only deteriorated with time. before it was just offensive geeks, now we are the domain of crypto-fascists and nazi
Still the best fanime according to nips.
ms paint comics?
Looking back, they weren't that good though.
Not only that, they basically take everything 4chan makes and repost it for normies, who think it's le funny maymay and come to this place only to see it's not a coddling little forum that gives a shit about their normie sensibilities. Then they bitch and complain and shit up this place.
Trollface, EFG, "epic rage guy", polandball, were all things 4chan created years ago that reddit basically took and beat to death. Jokes go to die on Reddit.
The only exception being Pepe. They want nothing to do with Pepe now that they think he's a white supremacist icon.
4chan has never shed the poor imago it got way back when.
It still lives in people's minds because they don't visit and dont' understand that every major board has their own culture.
/b/ had news presence and led to 4chan being a hive of anarchic internet bullies
/pol/ having prominence in media means 4chan is an extremist right-wing congregation ground
Only /a/ went batshit over that.
This shitstorm actually involved financial consequences for the author.
The question here is are we sure he's retarded or just pretending to be retarded?
2chan and 2ch warned us about him.
He wouldn't be in jail if he were white even if he did all that stupid shit.
Christ, that's 1990s era anime fanfiction lingo. Mah man.
Do you think he spent his time in solitary learning Japanese? Not much else to do beyond read and play Dungeons and Dragons. From what I understand there is a sizable number of geeks that play tabletop rpgs in prison
>What went wrong?
That was equal parts amazing and cringy.
SJWs always find a way to make things worse.
Even with certified dumpster fires.
I always liked captcha comics
Because newfags are genuinely care about the quality and the regulation of posts, unlike you. Also they make way much better fun posts
Just look at you, posting shit even ecelebing over tripshits
/c/ and /o/ seem to be almost untouched, and /a/ is holding well. Don't give up anon.
I still call them image marcos.
Also the worst of memes get revived and shitposted more than ever.
Jesus Christ what a horrible reality we live in.
He's using this as a distraction to make people forget about the latest shitstorm /pol/ created where they got modcat fired.
I can barely recognize this place any more.
The more things change the more things stay the same. Go back a decade and you will see all the same complaints as you see in this thread. Sometimes they will use the same words "cancer" other times the words are new but the shit is the same.
I knew the end was here when Caturday was taken and turned into LOL CATS
>polandball, were all things 4chan created
Polandball is a KC meme though.
I loved every second of this. That day, that glorious day, Belldandy's reign atop the 'unsullied' mountain came crashing down. K1 should have told all Demons and Goddesses present there to go fuck themselves.
Komeiji, YotsubaC and Uidrew really ruined K-On threads for everyone else due to how easily baited they where. I wonder if any of them still regard K-On as highly as they did.
I know that Komeiji dumped Azusa, but YotsubaC and Uidrew just sort of fell off the map.
You guys check the torrent for the new EVA movie yet?
LUCKY STAR APPRECIATION THREAD!
>my face when pork wrangler was finally driven off the site
I-I'm not the only one who religiously read the lemons on TMFFA am I?
this board really is trash
you guys talk about "the good old days" all the time but never talk about anime that aired before the new millennium
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Tomoko's black wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Tomoko!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Tomoko."
It really saddens me how cynical every board has gotten. If some sort of weird timewarp happened and Happy Negro didn't start being a thing until 2011 everyone would be calling it a "reddit" meme and it probably wouldn't get off the ground.
Even worse of it was started today since /pol/ would use it for legitimate racism.
Hey kid, wanna msn about Genocyber or Rojin Z?
I used the school Internet and downloaded the Sakura Lemon Archive on a floppy disk.
I still remember the one about Akane turning into a man after Ranma got a cure for his aqua-transexuality.
Do they still have 'counters' on sites to show how much traffic/users they're getting?
Katawa Shoujo threads before the VN was released will always hold a place in my heart. The CYOA threads were pretty fun, but there's no way they'd ever work out in /a/'s current landscape.
I printed out the lemons I really liked, stapled the pages together and kept them in notebook folders. I'd pull one out to read and fap
Anyone remember Sailor Ranko?
Or the Fukufics genre?
Wait, there are people that don't use frames?
>There's a chance that someone saved the really shitty sailor moon lemons I wrote as a 13 year old
I did fan art for Garden of Eva Book II.
>/pol/ start raiding people they hate by reporting DYI venues to fire marshals to get them shut down.
>mods cracks down on this because it's a clear violation of the rules against raids
>/pol/ floods /qa/ crying >mum free speech and politics!
>Modcat sends a warning to a /qa/ poster explaining why it's not allowed but he gets political
>/pol/ starts crying about this.
>Hiro and one of the managers fires modcat
Would that technically be considered CP?
It's the sort of shit that keeps me up at night, I tried to focus on boobs since I knew very little about sex at that age. One of the few times I did an outright sex scene I wrote something along the lines of "Keep assfucking my pussy!" because I thought 'ass fucking' just meant sex.
We need more Touhou hijacks
We need more bots.
I'm still mad.
>/a/ actually though Kimekona was a drawtroll their drawfags made