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I want to go back 20 years just for one day.

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I want to go back 20 years just for one day.
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Remember when we were able to enjoy things unironically, and have friends?
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No you don't.
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>>151478281
Enjoying things ironically isn't too bad tbefahwym
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>>151478233
>tfw u go back 20 years to cry and shit everywhere
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>>151478281
I don't remember friends, but I did used to enjoy things, unironically or ironically. Nowadays, there is no enjoyment, but rather contentment.

>>151478351
Once a shitter, always a shitter.
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>>151478233
>tfw introduced to cartoon porn after seeing the Anime Web Turnpike section and thinking, "what's 'Hentai'...?"
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>>151478233
I also want to go back 20 years for one day.

But only so I can fuck my old classmates in their prime shota years.
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>>151478233
>1996
>having to import VHS tapes of abime which may or may not be good and then mail order and pay for fansubs
>2016
>every anime is officially licensed and released in english shortly after airing or even simulcast online for a small subscription fee
What the fuck happened?
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>>151478554
Normalfags happened.
Anywhere on the internet you can see people discussing anime. /a/ is still kind of in denial about it
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>>151478281
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Back to having to wait forever for shit to load? No thanks, I'll stay in 2016. You nostalgiafags can go.

>b-b-but m-muh charm!

No, just fuck off.
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>>151478554

>Anime and manga are falling more and more to normalfags

Just wait until Gits and Death Note come out, people are going to be calling themselves such an OTAKU XD because they saw a movie based on a Japanese comic like they did when Iron Man came out and the MCU started despite never picking up or reading a single comic before.
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>>151478570
I mean, there's been huge anime conventions in the west for decades. The subculture tends to see its highs and lows in the west. Things like AoT/SnK will cause sudden spikes into the mainstream but really the hobby is the same at the core.
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>>151478633
It makes me sad to see what normalfags and moviefags did to comics and the fandom.
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>>151478618
It's not nostalgia when they never experienced it in the first place.
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>>151478751
Explain vaporwave.
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>>151478618
Back in the 90s, sites didn't take forever to load, with just some extremely bad exceptions.
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>>151478720

The way they cater now to people who have never read comics bothers me most, I mean look at the state of modern Marvel, I don't even touch anything from them anymore except Moon Knight but it's clearly been fucked over by SJWs getting a stranglehold on the company. DC is better at it because they aren't making PC and SJW things much of a focus on their comics and more interested in trying to write decent stories.

Giving how the comic industry has been totally fucked by these people I don't expect to see anime and manga change. At least not for several years anyway, this may what Anno mentioned a while back about the "death of anime.", writers focusing more on cheap gimmicks rather than trying to create something of substance and depth.
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>>151478751
What is it then?
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>>151478788
Hipster faggotry.
>>151478818
Hipster faggotry.
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>>151478351
>2010 was 10 years ago
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>wanting to go back to a time when you couldnt just use Nyaa and subbing wasnt fast

Why?
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>>151478799
It's those same people, I worry about when Death Note and GitS come out. They will say they are huge fans without having watched the anime, and then be taken aback when called out on it. The same people that say "just cause I haven't read the 1000 Batman comics doesn't mean I'm a Batman fan" will be saying "just cause I haven't bothered watching the dozen GitS series doesn't mean I'm not a GitS fan."
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>>151478872
Why does 2010 feels like it was decades ago?
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>>151478872
>2000 was 30 years ago
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>>151478915
And what does it matter? Don't be a faggot about it anon. Enjoy your Oshii hipster trash and let them enjoy their Johanson trash.
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>>151478533
I remember discovering hentai and searching for it as hentay and gentai. Damn those were good old days.
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>>151478633
GitS it's already in normalfag spectrum, as Akira and all those d33p movies that normalfags use to start a d33p conversation.
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>1997 was 20 years ago
What have you been doing with your life so far other than masturbating to anime?
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>>151479009
Shitposting
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>>151478969
I just hope people with their Johanson trash don't drown out all discussion everywhere.
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I only read Alan Moore and a little bit of Warren Ellis. I couldn't care less about comics otherwise, for all the obvious reasons. Fight me.
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>>151478915

Not to mention manga doesn't have the obsessive collector value American comics does and the stories are nice and self contained with good continuity. I hate how every few weeks or so every title is basically reverted back to #1 so that they can try and get easy money from people who think it'll be valuable in the future.
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>>151479041
>gotlurk domain got taken by a jap with erectile dysfunction
kek
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It won't help as long as your mind isn't reset as well. Otherwise it will just be your current self in an environment of the past. Would still do it though
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rmvb > any other shitty format

Do you have any idea how much anime I can fit in a single CD?
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>>151479072
The collector thing isn't really a thing anymore. The reason a company would revert to a new number #1 is because casual readers see #1 as a good jumping on point and they always sell better. Later issues always see a drop off like episodes always see a fall in ratings after a few episodes. It's similar to the recent anime trend of instead of episode 13 or episode 27, you have 2nd series episode 1.
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Nope, I hate rewinding betamax tapes before returning to the shop
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>>151478533
>introduced to cartoon porn
Kazaa search results master race
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>>151478281
New sinceirty age is upon us so you can have problematic taste again.
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>>151479009
I was born
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>>151479009
Not enough
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If I could go back 20 years, I'd stop my parents from meeting, just to see what'll happen to me.
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>>151479883
hey kid, wanna /ss/
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AVSQ01.DAT
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>>151479009
Masturbating to manga and visual novels. And sometimes just seiyuus voices.
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>you will never go back to the time where it took an entire night to download a single anime episode from eDonkey or some other shitty p2p program only to open it in the morning and see it's some random porn from the 80s
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>>151478233
>dude wasn't it great having less information, less content at a lesser quality and eye-rape graphic design everywhere?
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>>151478533
I will never forget that EVA × Sailor Moon doujinshi as my first hentai fap
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>>151480071
It was a more innocent time, and we weren't such sad jaded fucks
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>no deviantart 20 years ago
Where did you get your fanarts, grandpas?
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>>151479009
I sometimes regret fapping in an half-assed way just because I'm bored.
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I remember the good old days where I kept getting virusus because I was searching for hentai and always going for the untrusty shit. Being 16 was great, want to go back to 2007.

Going back 20 would be too much though, we only got DSL in like 2003. No point in going to the age before the Internet.
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>>151480115
>using deviantart
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>he didn't IM his friends while watching VHS tapes of incredibly meh tier anime to then go to your overweight girlfriends house to watch her play FF7 and get insecure about whether or not you could ever be as hot as Sephiroth only to then resume playing metroid fusion on your GBA under a lamp or reading light because maybe one day Nintendo will figure out how to make the screen glow like a plasma TV but it's ok because you were too distracted watching fansubbed episodes of magical knight rayearth and Zoids on toonami.
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>>151480144
How does it feel to know that people of your age are going to become Chrismas cakes next year?
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>>151480071
It was an innocent, happy time for everyone. We were just starting to discover this internet thing and basically having fun with it every day.

Now we are simply sad, bitter faggots that hate almost everything about the internet, but can't leave since we have nowhere else to go.

Also back then normalfags made up like 5% of the internet, instead of 90% like they do today.
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>>151480158
Tumblr is better, but dA is the oldest social network I know.
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>>151480115
Angelfire or shrine sites
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>>151480180
Don't you mean a wizard? I'm almost there, just 9 more months.
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>>151480182
It's impossible for children today to understand what the internet was like before literally every site was a scam to sell you something or steal your personal information. They've been conditioned to think those things are normal.
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>>151480180
Wizard powers are only 5 years off famalam.

>>151480053
I read way more manga back then instead of watching anime. Our inet was turbo shit and I had to pre-buffer stream episodes for several hours to watch them (with them I mean 1 fucking single episode) without lag. Jesus.
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>>151479009
On a painful path of self-improvement. Barely fapping to anime girls or watching chinese cartoons because of a lack of energyx even though I want to.

I'm like Shinji except even after acknowledging my problems I still either don't want to or can't figure out how to fix them.

Maybe some people just aren't cut out tk be functional human beings.
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>mom bought a Sailors Moon VCD for me
>it's actually random hentai
>mom told me must not watch that thing again
>I'm 27 now
>still watching it
I'm sorry, mom. I should follow your advice.
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>>151478633
It still not ever turn like comics did. Anime and manga will always will be hobby for losers and nothing will never chance
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>>151478799
>this may what Anno mentioned a while back about the "death of anime.", writers focusing more on cheap gimmicks rather than trying to create something of substance and depth.
Both him and Miyazaki have acknowledged this problem since at least the early 90s. It's one of the reasons for Eva's conception. Everything was become the same cycle of mindless action or drama with cute girls and your choice of genres being [scifi|mecha|mahou shoujo] since it's what sold. It's just become more and more of a problem as time goes on and the process is optimized.
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>>151478554
>abime
Any Frenchfags here to appreciate the irony?
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>>151479009
I made Love hina fansite with notepad
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>>151480673
Guess thats an accomplishment, however everyone made Love Hina fansite with geocities RIP
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>>151480134
I can relate to this.
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>>151480749
Always Facebook. Every shit that has ever happened on the internet was always directly or indirectly caused by this shithole and its billions of retarded attention whore users.
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>>151480749
>taking away star system in favour of shitty like/dislike system
>commercialization of the entire platform
>jews
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>>151480749
Social media and Google.
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>>151478281
;_;
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>>151480749
Google. Corporations. The birth of viral marketing.
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>today will be 20 years ago in 20 years
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>>151480749
Social media. Facebook/Myspace/etc.

I miss the comfy AOL messengers
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>>151480177
This entire post was literally my friends entire childhood. He's still with his overweight girlfriend who spazzes out about FF7 too. I was the guy who played Lunar 2 and Guardians Crusade tho
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>>151479009
>was watching animu all day every day
I miss those days.
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>>151480913
Where did it all go wrong?
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>>151478233
I want to go back to 20 years ago and have it repeat indefinitely Groundhog Day style.
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>>151478533
>2003
>Oh man I wonder if I can get some cool digimon picures.
>I know! Google images can help me find some

The rest is history.
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>you will never go back to the times when IRC was considered as an easy and normal way of communication instead of being treated like some SUPA HACKA sekrit club shit it is nowadays
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My parents haven't kicked me out yet, so I still get to spend all day watching anime.
What advice do you have for me other than don't blog on /a/?
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>>151478533
Blockbuster's Anime section introduced me to Plastic Little.
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>>151481074
get a job and move out, watch anime during breaks
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>>151481074
Find the will to change. I'm in the same position and hate myself for it.
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>>151480144
Shit, I want to go back to 2007 too. Watching episodes in shit quality on YouTube, occasionally lurking here but being too scared to post, looking for shit to fap to on Livejournal and fanfiction.net. Still feeling wonder and excitement. Those were good, innocent days.
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>>151481074
Build up savings for few years (minimum wage $9/h + 40hr/w)

Move out and buy a house.

9 * 40 * 50 (52 weeks, but lets say offdays) = $18k - 20% tax = 14.4K

x 4 years = 57K. Enough to buy a house yourself. Then work at your own pace to pay bit of property tax/repair and food. Otherwise you're a freeman.
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>>151481099
What's Blockbuster?
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>>151481154
>occasionally lurking here but being too scared to post
Reminds me of when I started lurking, damn, time sure flies.
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>>151480749
Juden and attention whores.
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>>151481154
>lurking here but being too scared to post
>actually post something
>realize its wrong
>close tabs out of anxiety for being called out
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>>151481175
>Seriously implying that his family won't try to suck out every doller that nigga makes because they believe that he owes him for all the years they allowed him to live scott free
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>>151481175
>buy a house
You realize you need money to buy a house.
And even if you buy a house you still have to pay for food, water, heating, etc. If your working minimum wage you will be saving mor like 1.4k per year instead of 14.4k.
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>>151481274
>My parents haven't kicked me out yet
Read the person I'm quoting dumbass.
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>>151481302
Oh you were assuming he could spend another 4 worhtless years at his parents gathering small amounts of money every year while leeching off them for everything.

Yeah that works, I also did that
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>>151478533
I think my first brush with hentai was accidentally through the Ironmouse "The picture shrines" site.
I'd been there before and oggled the ecchi images of cute anime & videogame characters, but some other time while looking for the main site, I think I googled it and ended up in the hentai section.
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>>151481154
That's actually a good thing.

Most of us here (or so I'd like to think) discovered 4chan, or /a/ for that matter, in the time when kids felt some kind of respect to the already established communities on the internet, and were too scared to even try and join them. Even after finally mustering up the courage to post something, we would take 10 minutes to type a single post and anxiously await any response in fear of being called out.

A shame those times will never return and kids those days feel like they deserve everything, including the access to every already established community on the internet, without giving a single fuck about trying to understand the rules of the community they are about to enter.


Hell, I still remember how scared I was to actually talk on Ventrillo back when I was raiding in WoW in middle school. I thought some underage shit like me with squeaky voice shouldn't bother all those ""adults"" with my useless comments. Nowadays you can join any discord voice chat and hear 9 year old kids arguing with adults or telling them to fuck off.


I want to go back.
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>>151481401
And it would work fine, if the fag told them the plan too. They might help out/contribute to signing loans for even faster ownership.
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>>151478281
>not being like Yotsuba and Enjoy Everything
be an edgelord out of here
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>>151481231
Too close anon, stop it.
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>>151481074
Moving out is a stupid american meme. You don't have a reason to move out unless you want to start a family and you don't want that. You can get a job, though.
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>>151481231
Seconded
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I don't really miss a whole lot about 20 years ago, objectively speaking.

I do kinda miss the wild west era of the internet, though. Back before 4chan existed and you had to install individual codecs onto your computer to play your shitty media player.

There used to be a sense of wonder and excitement for things to come in general. Stuff like videogames experienced exponential graphical boosts, computers were getting more and more accessible (No more master/slave drive?!), anime was on the rise and you'd see more and more cool shit, the government had no idea how to deal with the internet.

Now the government clamps down on the internet with an iron fist, I'd have to actually pay attention to guage if a game was released 5 years ago or two days ago, and anime is plentiful releasing an endless stream of new shows (at the cost of less 50+ episode series).

I wouldn't go back, though. I rely on my smartphone, and love my 100mbps internet, and 4k monitor way too much.
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>>151478233
>having to search through web circles over web circles to find worthwhile fanart
No thanks. I'm content with fanart being centralized on pixiv and twitter.
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>>151481523
Not so, you move out so you can fap by yourself and have the freedom to walk naked in your own house without being embarassed.

Also it creates an anchor of security that you can fall back to. Allows you the freedom to do what you want/experiment without much issue.
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>>151479046
I'd like to think that /a/ is smart enough to tell them to fuck off. /co/'s problem is that they allowed live action discussion, combined with an atmosphere that encouraged spoonfeeding, so that eventually those people drowned out the comic readers.
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>>151478281
>and have friends?

wait we could?
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>>151481523
Not if you want to fap and watch anime in peace.
Literally no reason why you shouldnt spent the other 16h of the day for doing shit you enjoy, and stuff like sleeping maybe.
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>>151481595
When your parents walk on you masturbating, just look them in the eye and finish.

That's how it's done tbhq.
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>>151481231
>take the time to write a long and detailed post
>start doubting if it's really that interesting
>shamefully close tab without posting it
I still do it pretty often.
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>>151481677
>>151481595
I'd much rather compromise on my masturbation times and fap while my parents aren't home, instead of sentencing myself to 20+ years of debt just to buy a apartment.
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>>151481683
>staring contest happens
>you finish first
>they call you a loser
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>>151481677
>>151481595
You don't have a room? If you work your parents will treat you like a human bean and will give you space.
Then again if you're feeling like moving out is the thing to do they will think the same and you're fucked. Enjoy buying overpiced land.
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>>151481726
>20+ years

See >>151481175

Calculate the cost of house in your neighborhood (50miles) and see how much it cost. Then factor in how long it will take to save that up. Assuming you make some small sacrifices like spending it all on candy/shit that you don't need to survive, etc. On a minimum wage, you could save up the money within few years.
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>>151481746
Any parent would be happy their kids are thinking about moving out and buying a house. As long as the plan is thoughtout and carried nicely. They will help/etc too.

Parents are people too, they too value privacy.
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Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB4K0scMysc
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>>151481851
What happens when your parents are even more poor than you?
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>>151481746
Yeah but your room still smells and they can hear you fapping. Having your own room in your own roof that nobody can intrude into is far superior than just having your own room.

>>151481726
If its just a small apartment with enough space for a bed and a battle station, as well as a kitchen with an oven so you can push pizzas into the ofen you can get there with 70k+.
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>>151481154
>watching an episode of elfen lied on youtube
>2 hours+ to load half an episode because dial up
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>>151481941
They've been doing fine for years. You are a burden to them, financially speaking.

If you moved out, their financial burden decreases.
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>>151482005
> youtube
> dial up

Anon I'm glad that you're going back to school next week.
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I miss the days when the internet was more free. Youtube was truly a free creative space, Newgrounds flash games were the shit and memes weren't autistic shit, they were jokes that came about naturally. People just try too hard nowadays to make the "meme of the month". It's pure cancer

The vapid normies that roam around the internet nowadays ruin /a/ and 4chan and the internet as a whole. They shun people with interests in a particular hobby and liberal politics just pollutes every board. Social media's ruined the internet by dumbing it down for the average idiot.

At least the Nips don't have SJWs and crap. I love how they give zero fucks about what SJWs are whining about anime. I hope Japan stays that way.
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>>151482007
I pay literally everything except my food, and I don't even eat that much, I cost nothing to them, I just live with them, that's all.

They would do just as bad without me, I even gave them money recently because they are in deep shit, stop assuming things, thanks.
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>>151482046
>AOL's quarterly earnings report, published Friday, revealed discreetly that 2.1 million people are still dialing up and paying AOL around $20 a month for the privilege of accessing the Internet.

https://www.cnet.com/news/more-than-2-million-people-still-pay-for-aol-dialup/
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>>151478281
>have friends

Explain further
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>>151482096
How did they manage their house/pay when you didnt have job/didn't pay for their last ~20 years?

Still, its your choice. You can straighten them out first, then think yourself later.
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>>151481788
I was talking about taking a loan to buy an apartment, and paying it off while living alone and working. If you take the average pay, cut away all the money you need to spend just to get by every month, then paying off such a loan would easily take 15-20 years.

What you are talking about is living with your parents but instead of helping them financially with my pay, saving it all up so that you can buy an apartment some day.

Your math looks nice, but it doesn't apply to all the countries outside from USA. I'll convert my currency to dollar for easier understanding. Sure, the living expenses scale down as well, but it's just to help you understand easier.
Minimal wage in my slav shithole is around $3/h, and a small 1 room apartment costs around $45k-$50k. That's 8 years of saving up all the money and not giving any of it to my parents to help them run the house. It's just not worth it.
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>>151480913
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>>151482096
Food also costs money, even if your cheap as fuck. Also every occupied room is a theoretical loss of 200$ bucks per month rent income.
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>>151482278
Good idea, terrible execution.
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>>151482266
Well ok, its kind of assuming you arent living in a complete shit hole where your literally earning shit even if you work 40h/w
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>>151482266
There's also bit of weird terminology difference. In US, apartment = rental only. You rent small room that you pay monthly.

A condo is what you pay for small room for yourself and then you pay maintenance fees/etc. A condo isn't worth it imo because cost associated with cost too much when added together.

Still if you're living in a shithole and not US, its bit different.
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>>151481851
That's complete bullshit, at least here in america. I mean yeah, they want you to move out. But they also want at least 70% of your paycheck because they feel like you owe them, and they kick and scream if you aren't putting yourself into the finanical claptrap known as college.

It's easy to just say, yeah dude they'll help you move out! But that has never been the case for anyone I've known. Not even my own parents.
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>>151482366
Guess it differs from family to family. Or maybe its a regional differences.

A parent asking money back is kinda unheard of here, PNW.
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>>151482439
Well yeah. I was born in the finanical pitfall known as California. Which would easily explain why everyones parents are gigantic shitters.
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I love how we moved from talking about internet 20 years ago to a discussion of whether or not moving out is a meme.

Never change /a/.
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>>151482559
Best to work/save money early on when you live with your parents.

Then move out and live free without paying rent.
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>>151482589
Just so you can watch/fap to anime girls until you're old age where you die from heart attack while masturbating/sex with dolls.
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>>151482559
Well /a/ is the only place that considers the topic worthy of discussion.

They see absolutely nothing wrong with being a 35 year old kissless virgin NEET who still lives with their parents and have no inclination to move out. Never seen a userbase so far removed from reality.
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>>151482589
I feel sorry for American parents. Don't you take care of them when they get old?
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>>151482817
Its called social security benefits.
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>>151478281
>Remember when we were able to enjoy things unironically, and have friends?
No.
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>>151478233
A e s t h e t i c
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>>151478233
don't we all

;_;
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>>151482589
>paying rent to your parents
What the hell is wrong with your country.
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>>151482559
It's called an organic, natural conversation that changes. It happens all the time with good friends. You do have at least one close friend, don't you anon?
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>>151482830
How do your social security benefits cut their firewood or take them to doctor's? Life isn't only about money.
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The only people who want to move out are idiots who want to be cucked by the banks and the state

They also keep spreading the meme that living with and supporting your parents is pathetic and not respectable
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>>151482940
>firewood
wot m8. this is 21st century, everythings done through a press of a button.

Also everyone and their mother/grandma has cars/taxis/etc. Everyone also has cellphones in emergencies.
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>>151481746
Do people even still buy houses? You'd have to be a millionaire if you could afford one in my country. The only non-rich people who own houses are the few that got them from their parents.
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>>151479009
masturbating to scat porn, listening to advanced /mu/core and studying japanese. that standard neet life.
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>>151482786
>They see absolutely nothing wrong with being a 35 year old kissless virgin NEET who still lives with their parents and have no inclination to move out.
No one said anything about being a NEET though. Most anons who opted to stay with their parents said they are working and supporting their parents financially. There's nothing wrong with that.
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>>151481430
I relate to this
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>>151478533
>searching favorite series + hentai on google on me mums phone late at night then deleting the history when I had my fill
It was a simpler time
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if you live with your parents over the age of 18 your a fucking leeching manchild and you need to fucking die.
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>>151483062
40% of American millennials(18-34) live with parent.
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>>151483121
then they are all leaching manchildren that need to die.

what about this do you not understand?
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>>151483062
Whoa, Mr. has his life all sorted is talking down to me. Lemmie go dig in my bag of fucks.
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>>151483062
>move out and struggle to make ends meet even when working full time. somehow compromise working full time with obtaining an education
>stay with your parents, obtain education without worrying about everyday expenses and then use that education to help your parents financially and take care of them
Jezz anon, I don't know.

I'm sorry you fell for the "lmao dude just move out and be free xD" meme, but that doesn't mean everyone else should as well.
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>>151483062
America isn't the world. Just a fucking small one-room apartment costs about 350€/366$ here. And for what? Living a shitty life just to prove something?
Not to mention that parents get old and many only have one kid, living together improves the life for all three of them or both of them, since men/fathers often die earlier.
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>>151482937
I don't, actually.
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>>151483002
Something something China's bubble economy is going to burst and they are buying and overpricing real estate around the wrold aka canada something something.
Not like I know about economy but I remember reading that.
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>>151483062
>leeching
Neck yourself.
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>>151478281
You still can, you just call the cynical retards autistic and move on.
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>>151479827
>problematic taste

The fuck does this even mean?
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>>151478233
http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
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>>151480071
Good one, cancer, but earlier web 2.0/later web 10 websites where actually a lot more faster than the ones today.
So you can actually kill your entire family and neck yourself now, kiddie.
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>>151478633

"It's time we take back anime from those alt-right otaku and make anime more inclusive of LBGT and less misogynistic! We should go back to a time when anime was first created and we had anime like Pokemon and Teen Titans!"
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>>151483447
Liking things that are not socially acceptable in the community. At first people started saying "I like the show ironically" later it was "I unironically like that show" and soon it will be "I like that show" going fulll circle again.
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>>151482473
>Calibro
>tfw our housing market has been one hell of a fucking ride these last 2 years
I do not regret still living with my ma. East coast cucks came and ruined everything.
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I still remember the days before the concept of shitposting even existed

Did we forget how to have fun, or are we having fun in a more abstract way?
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>>151482007
>a rich fuck decides to leave his box to tell everyone that they don't live right if they're not living like his rich ass

I don't think you're actually aware that most people are getting gouged out of the ass from the rising prices of taxes, property, food, medical expenses and services. It becomes a lot harder for people on a fixed income to live comfortably. Adult children often end up being a supplement to their parents income which is why they aren't so eager to let them leave.
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>>151483596
>or are we having fun in a more abstract way?
We're past the meme age, ironic meme age, and are currently in the post-ironic meme age.

We're too far down the rabbit hole I don't even know if we are having fun or not anymore.
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>>151483781
I'm actually not very rich, even considered below poverty, however, it just takes bit of management to figure out how to get to your goals.

Its all about researching a bit.
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>>151478281
>able to enjoy things unironically
I still can do that.
>have friends?
What's that?
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>>151481099
My mother bought my Plastic Little on VHS for my 14th birthday. I have no idea.
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>>151483596
We were pretending to be stupid and it attracted real stupid people. Now we don't even know who is who.
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web 2.0 was the end of my happiness

normies ruined the internet

not even doing the ironic shitposting "muh normies" thing, the moment the internet went mainstream and people began using it for all their news and media through their normiephones shit started getting real bad

is anyone else here since october 2003, by the way?
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>>151483842
>I don't even know if we are having fun or not anymore.
It all depends on the thread you're in which is kinda sad when you think about it.
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>>151483284
You've mixed two unrelated phenomena. A large part of China's GDP growth, which has grown about 10% per year, is the result of massive construction projects initiated by the state. The Party leaders often start construction projects just to stimulate the economy, and as a result China is now littered with dozens of new, empty cities. Pretty much everyone agrees it can't continue forever.

https://www.wired.com/2016/02/kai-caemmerer-unborn-cities/.

Wealthy Chinese businessmen bought property in Vancouver because of tax reasons. The insane housing boom is a result of lax legislation in BC and speculation, and most of the Chinks millionaires didn't even live there. Vancouver finally introduced a real estate tax for foreign owners earlier this year, but the housing prices had already gotten so high that Canadians can't afford to live in the city.

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-vancouver-real-estate-market/
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/vancouvers-real-estate-tax-sparks-backlash-from-chinese-buyers/article31404771/

So there are two different "theys" here, the PRC government and private Chinese citizens evading taxes.
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>>151478618
>he didnt pay a hundreds of dollars a month for a t3 connection

poorfag gtfo
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>>151478281
>>151483845
>friends

Social media sites took off and suddenly nobody knew how to friendship irl anymore. Ironically, people now get mad ass hell if they refuse to see you offline but you ignore them online.
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>>151481231
I still do that
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>>151483856
When did /b/ and /a/ split? I've been here off and on since then, but I didn't start daily 4chan visits until 2006.
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>>151483596
>or are we having fun in a more abstract way?

I don't think people are having fun anymore. They tell themselves they are to distract themselves from their misery. At least that's what I do.
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>>151484069

by the time I started visiting often (January 03) they were already split
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>>151478233
>remember old rule34
>if it exists, theres porn of it!
>go to rule34 today
>PLEASE REPORT ALL CHARACTERS THAT LOOK UNDERAGED, THANKS #sjw#blacklivesmatter

But the entire concept is based around sexualizing children's cartoon characters.
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>>151484069
only a few weeks after the site was made
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>>151484177
rule 34 is not a website but an idea
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>>151484177

I thought they were only asking to report actual CP, which people were uploading to their servers I mean.
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>>151483284
chinese billionares are basically using the western world as a safe house to hoard their ill gotten gains. China's politics work like this: there is a one party system but within the party there is a hierarchy and everyone is stabbing each other's backs to get to the top. It's worse than the corruption in our own western system because bribery is built into chinese culture under the concept of guanxi.

Guanxi means that I bribe the people above me, and they bribe the people above them, and everyone gets bribes and special under the table deals and we are all in the same corrupt boat. When someone at the top of your guanxi scheme gets arrested/killed because they messed with the wrong person or challenged the wrong person, then everyone under them gets punished because the person they fucked with doesnt want to deal with all the interconnected relationships that might fuck with THEM so they arrest/murder the whole lot.

So what chinese billionares do is they make money in this corrupt system, then they export it to places like canada and america. They buy land, send some family members over to manage it, and when shit hits the fan back in china, they can GTFO and not lose all their wealth when a corruption crackdown starts.
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>>151484177
They're talking about actual CP, retard. That warning is 6 years old

Fucking hell you guys are literally the same as SJWs
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For fuck's sake, /a/
I'm this guy: >>151481074
I was looking for advice on how to enjoy my days of freedom, not a discussion about the economics of millennial homeownership.
I mean seriously, there's a tangent developing about the Chinese capital account deficit leading to real estate speculation in the west. I want memes, not opinions.
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>>151484230
yes its an idea and it has one very well known site which i shouldnt have to spell out because everyone knows what Im talking about, here's your ((you))
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>>151478233
Even if you did go back you would be too corrupted to appreciate it.
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I can't wait for moeshit to die out once Eva comes out.
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>>151480913
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>>151484402
>>151484303

That's how it started, but that isnt how the rule gets enforced. Now there's tons of empty galleries. People report, it gets deleted, then some anons might reupload it a few days/weeks/months later.
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>>151478618
I wasn't poor so my shit always loaded pretty fast even in the 90s
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>>151478233
>I want to go back 20 years just for one day.

Maybe for just one day, sure.

But why the fuck would I want to stay in a time where I have to search through chains of websites that I can't read with search engines that barely or just simply don't index them so that I can finally find a collection of animes pictures that I found the week earlier.

Could play Quake 2 and Ultima Online all day though, that'd be fun.
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>>151483062
Except it's impossible to afford an apartment here for most people who work.
And most property owners won't rent an apartment to a single man for fear of crime or damage.
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>>151478281
I want my childhood love back
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I want to play Nocturnal Illusion again as a 13 year old who had no idea what a hentai game or visual novel is.

It's what put me on the path and made me the massive weeaboo faggot I am today.
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>>151484065
Nowadays I just shitpost harder when I noticed I wrote something thats factually wrong or has a logical fallacy.
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>>151482046
Bsack then YouTube didn't have this shitty DASH system, so if you were patient enough you could open a video's page, pause it and go do whatever else while it slowly loaded the entire thing. Fuck watching anime on YouTube though, it was much better to find sites that compressed episodes into 50 MB .rmbv or .mp4 files, and load all their links up on a download manager, since MediaFire used to allow using those.
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>>151484437
Being a basement dweller is not something to be proud of. Never was. It's not realistic for people to do it anymore. Especially on the backs of aging parents. You shouldn't have asked for advice if you wanted to hear praise for being a leech on your parents.
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>>151485496
English isn't your strong point, is it?
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>>151484592
You could also change the future. Destroy the memes you don't like, buy rare manga and figures and save lives by predicting disasters and terrorist attacks.
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>>151485542
>he criticized me for being a shitty human being!
>criticize his English!

My point stands. Get a job. Stop leeching off your parents.
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>>151482046
>tfw used to watch anime on veoh
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>>151481954
>hear you fapping
Do you moan really loudly or some shit?
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>>151484374
That's pretty smart of the chinks ngl desu
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>>151485555
Why would you do that, messing with timelines is never a good idea.
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>>151485682
*slap* *rattle* *rattle * *slap* *slap*
You dont believe how much sound your dick and your chair can make.
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>>151485626
I'm not criticizing your ability to write coherently; I'm criticizing your ability to communicate coherently.
You ignored the context of my post and substituted your own polemic about being a "leech" on society.
If you want people to take you seriously, you should stop give unsolicited advice and start responding to questions as posed.
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>>151485722
I wouldn't want to live the same long 20 years all over again. Saving people could be fun and I wouldn't have to waste my time on terrible anime shows, give me quality only.
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>>151485915
You know if you destroy the meme you hate in the past it will just invoke KEK and an even shittier meme will emerge?
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>>151485754
Sorry I refuse to give you advice on how to further enjoy being a lazy fuck than you are now. Quite honestly, you asked a ridiculous question and got realistic answers. Sorry you can't handle that.
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>>151486035
Kek and rare Pepes would be the first thing I'd try to drive to the ground.
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>you manage to go back in time
>still, you can't watch your favorite anime for the first time anyway
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>>151486092
You can spoil it to your fellow anons.
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>>151486073
Yeah thats what I thought (what other fucking meme could somebody meme in our meme year of 2016?) but destroying PePe would spawn a much more powerful PePe.
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>>151486073
You'd have to destroy 4chan to that.
Literally go back in time to kill moot. You would end like the T1000.
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>>151478281

I still do those things because I don't really care what people who succumb to the cynicism-irony deathspiral think.
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>>151483596
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>>151478281
>Remember when we were able to enjoy things unironically,
You sound like you're one of those retarded shitposters who should unironically kill themselves.
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I loved early web rings. I also love early web porn. Literally everything was open to find.
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>>151483062

literally no one outside of America thinks this btw
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>>151486054
This is why we can't have nice things any more: people like you who assume we're trying to make friends with you. I'm not your buddy, I'm not your sparring partner, I'm your fellow anon.
Newsflash: I was posing a rhetorical question, because I was curious what anons would say. I don't care about your opinion about my living circumstances, and I have no interest in sharing them with you.
I couldn't care less about your politics, and neither could anyone else on this board. Learn to keep your off-topic ideas about society to yourself or fuck off to somewhere where people do care.
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>>151486243
No need to kill. Just get him laid.

>>151486351
>early weeb porn
I love the retro hentai collections from late 90s that nice anons post here from time to time.
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>>151483596

100% sincereposting is about as annoying as 100% shitposting/ironyposting IMO

It's basically a balance.

The thing about the internet that seems really different to me is how proud people are of their weird little subcultures and how they vehemently fight back when "attacked".

I'm an oldfag who used to spend a lot of time on The Portal of Evil- back then when you found a inflation fetish furry site and everyone gawked at it you had to observe PoE's "Prime Directive" and NOT let the siteowner know that anyone had even found them (this was before people really paid attention to metrics/refers) because 90% of the time they'd literally close their website and vanish.

Now these people will let their freak flag fly and storm your forums in response. Very weird.
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>>151483596
The only way to have fun on imageboards these days is to embrace shitposting, since basically all the fun stuff that used to be found on imageboards and nowhere else is now given the 'shitposting' label.
Modern 4chan users are too dull and self-aware.
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>>151483596
Shitposting only works when people can recognize it and play along. When people started to seriously reply was when everything went downhill.
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>>151486604
Atrocity tourism was a product of the age before good search engine indexing, back when people saw personal website URLs as secret passwords. As soon as word spread that the Internet really is a public forum, only the die-hard exhibitionists stayed where we could find them.
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>>151486243
Simply preventing Facebook from getting created would be enough to steer the world towards a better future. With less normalfags around, this meme culture would be far less influencing.
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>>151487017
Facebook was inevitable. 'member myspace?
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>>151486884
>Shitposting only works when people can recognize it and play along
I think playing along is the most important thing, /a/ went downhill when they became too paranoid to play along with anything. They tend to work under the assumption that the person they're replying to is an outsider trying to ruin /a/ rather than a fellow /a/non who's just trying to make them laugh.
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>>151487106
My only memory of it is that guy who first became an hero.
>>
>1996
>get up early every saturday morning to watch Sailor Moon
>watch Secret Of Blue Water, Cat's Eye, and Star of the Seine in the afternoon
>hear the word manga from a classmate for the first time
>my computer is 486 without internet

Ah the memories.
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>>151487017
>>151487106

It's not gonna happen. Facebook as a construct is inevitable due to the nature of the internet and how ideas are spread. You'd have to straight up kill the internet in order to avoid having something else take its place

The smart thing to do is to be the one to create it and then end up like that fag zuckerberg or whatever
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>>151486792
>Modern 4chan users are too dull and self-aware.
Where did it all go wrong? The whole self-aware bit became more noticeable on /a/ after 2013. By 2015 we were far up each others asses
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>>151487251
>>151487106
Why does it need to be something such as Facebook? Why cant 4chan be the future?
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>>151486792
>>151487312
What exactly do you mean with self-aware in this context?
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>>151487313
4chan is too formless to provide the extensive networking capabilities that a service such as facebook or myspace do. maybe you could avoid having 4chan the reputation it has now as well as not being such a niche thing but then 4chan would become everything you claim to hate about the rest of the internet
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Who the hell here actually grew up with /a/!?
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>>151487313
Would you let your grandma use 4chan? Facebook is friendly to whole family.
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>>151487382
>?!
You didn't, that's for sure.
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>>151487382
Technically anyone who's spent 5+ years their teen+ life.

10+ years here, since highschool and mainly through college.
>>
Friendly reminder that if you live alone, you'll have to work because someone has to pay the rent, water/gas/internet bills, buy food and prepare them.
If you got memed into buying a car, you'll have to pay the insurance to spend your mornings and nights in traffic jams.

And worse, you won't be able to watch anime and shitpost here as much as you used to do before.

Unless you're a refugee in Germany.
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>>151487459
>buying car
fucking waste of money on something that only serve as a mean of transportation.
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>>151487415
Depends on the boards, no? They dont need to go to fucking /pol/ but I dont see why say my father shouldnt read /diy/.

I also dont really consider Facebook family friendly. Its way too easy for people there to be manipulated due to only seeing what their friends share/like, warping their entire view on the world.

Thats a lot more dangerous than potentially being exposed to spoilered tits.
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>>151481231

If it makes you feel better it took me 6 years (discovered 4chan in 2008) to respond to others' posts and I still haven't made a thread of my own
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>>151487504
>only
and as living space if you're vandwelling
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>>151487459
>memed into buying a car
Holy shit I hope this meme dies. The peer pressure and parental pressure for getting a licence (and then when you have a license) for getting a car is immense and at the same time cars are likely the biggest waste of money when considering their utility.

Literally moving garbage cans that pointlessly swallow your money and time.
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>>151487382
>2007 was 10 years ago

jesus christ
newfags are actually old now
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>>151487459
>you'll have to work
>in Germany
Why can't life be fun?
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>>151481010
/pol/
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>>151487607
So after 10 fucking years I can now finally call myself an oldfag?
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>>151487585
>never gave into peer pressure
>but ended up being 25 and still don't know how to drive
I wish I could go back in time and give my younger self a father figure. My life has been one big U turn.
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>>151487585
You must live in a shit hole if cars are that expensive to you.
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>>151487644
No.
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>>151487538
My grandparents would love /pol/. It's like a timetravel back to 50s.
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>>151487459
>>151487585
>mfw 25 and never even bothered to try getting a license
Feels good to now give a fuck about social pressure.
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>>151487675
I live in germany and its just way more efficient to use the bus. You can actually do something during travel time instead of wasting your time driving.

Having a car means having to replenish fuel, pay fucking insurance, potentially repairs, you need a place to park, which means that if you live in the city center like me you need to spend like 10min to find a parking space and then move to your place.
And if you own a parking slot/garage you need to pay more money.

Cars are shit. And that "driving is so fun and cars are a status symbol!" is such a shit meme.
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>>151487459
What happened to autismbux? I remember everyone in here and /jp/ being into that a while ago.
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>>151487644
why would you want to use those terms? I have been here just as long as i don't think i have ever typed them out, same with diseases of uncontrolled cell growth and pills of a maroon variation

It's all stupid and pointless labels and name calling
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What's your endgame?
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>>151487675
But anon, cars consume way more money in first world countries than in some shit holes.
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>>151487904
So I can fit in and call other people newfags :^)
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>>151487585
Not everyone can walk everywhere. Everything I need is miles away.
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>>151487906
Necking myself while Neptune Sagashite plays after me mum passes away. Don't worry, I'll say goodbye to you guys.
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>>151487950
You will always be a newfag, friend.
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>>151487961
Having a car if you really need it is another thing.
What Im talking about is the "everybody who grows of age should get a driver license and a car despite there being no intrinsic value to it!" meme
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>>151487950
I've been here since 2003 and one thing i've learned is that you are always a newfags, especially if you call yourself an oldfag.
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>>151487382

I started posting doujins on /b/ when I was 13 and moved to /a/ the next year.

This coming year will be my 10th on /a/ and 11th on 4chan.
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Anyone else planning to neck themselves on their 60th birthday?

If your parents are already dead by then, I don't see any reason not to. I'm not falling for the "lol just enjoy the retirement and your old age" meme.

Senility is fucking scary.
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>>151488158
I'll neck myself as soon as I lose the ability to control my bowels and have to wear adult diapers.
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>>151488158
>Senility is fucking scary.

It is a chance to enjoy all your favorite anime again, for the first time. Don't you wan't to be that crazy old anime man? I know I do
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>>151488158
Maye if you were remplaced by a machine and you're just another unemployed fag trying to survive.
If you somehow are one of the people capable of getting the means to prolong your own life and trascend humanity, you shouldn't kill yourself.
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>>151487906
Land a nice job to even out my figma and RG/MG gunpla fueled autism
Become ripped to be worthy for my waifu
Acquire enjyo kosai without legal repercussion
Continue clogging /a/ with off-topic blogposting while watching anime
Die
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>>151487538
All of the boards are like this, seriously. I went to /diy/ once and saw a bunch of people calling each other roody poos!
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>>151482847
Me neither.
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>>151488216
It's hard to enjoy anime when you can't remember what happened 10 minutes ago and need someone's help with every basic action, that includes taking a shit.
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>>151488260
You have to be the change you want to see. People talk and act like assholes because that is what they see others do, they wan't to fit in so they emulate others. If you want to see a different site then act like its a different site.

That is what I do, well that and avoid the toxic pit that is /pol/. There is no helping place
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>>151488350
Theres nothing toxic about /pol/.
And /pol/ will soon be THE board representing 4chan.
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>>151479009
Holy h*ck I'm 23
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>>151478963

1992 was 39,437,000 years ago
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>>151478533
tfw Hinata was like my first anime crush. I decided I wanted to have her as my background on my shitty PC and googled her. I saw Fakku and...well, hentai is amazing.
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https://youtu.be/hWq4DWfrpu8
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>>151482066
>why are normies so shit? They ruined the whole internet.
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>>151488045
Everyone here is anonymous so no one here ever learns anything.

If you make a bad post you can just disassociate yourself with it.

I've never been banned here though, I can't imagine how much of a complete fuck up you have to be to get banned from a 4chan board (at least not on purpose).
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>>151487585
I have a scooter .
Good enough.
A car is useful if you have friends
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I like how the pendulum has swung from comics being the hobby for social losers and shut ins when originally it was painted as the ultimate NEET hobby. Now that liking American comics is suddenly the cool thing to do now I wonder how long it'll be for the pendulum to swing once again and anime and manga to replace American comics in popularity and for some other hobby to take the place that once belonged to both mediums.
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>>151488425
>t. /pol/
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>>151487906
I've always wanted to be a criminal
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>>151488591
You must be a pretty boring guy if you've never been banned from 4chan.
Back when I browsed 4/jp/, more than half of my posts would get me banned, I swear I'm not exaggerating.
Those were the days.
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>>151488618
> I wonder how long it'll be for the pendulum to swing once again and anime and manga to replace American comics in popularity
Once Hollywood has completely taken Anime adaptions into focus.
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>>151488618
>I wonder how long it'll be for the pendulum to swing once again and anime and manga to replace American comics in popularity

Never, there are always a few big things but I would argue the cultural barrier is just a bit much to overcome for mass popularity. The best show this season is FliFla is age gap yuri and the biggest show this season YOI is gay ice skating.

That stuff will never have wide appeal
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>20 years back
>Evangelion shitstorm
>Sailor Moon all over the place
>EoE in Japanese cinema
>shitton of snacks and chocolate
>Nintendo, PlayStation and small brick cell phone
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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>>151488672
>You must be a pretty boring guy if you've never been banned from 4chan.

If your posts, for the most part, are of a certain quality and you contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way you will most likely never be banned.

In other words, stop shitposting
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>>151488734
>mods are machines and don't overreact
Yeah no.

If you've been on 4chan long enough, you would have been banned couple of times.
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>>151488734
>If your posts, for the most part, are of a certain quality and you contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way

Modern /a/nons are so fucking dull.
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>>151488734
I got banned for making a shitty joke once. Wasn't even off topic.
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>>151488734
It's really easy to get banned from /vg/ though.
I know, I know, >/vg/

Since 90% of the generals there are just chatrooms for the same 5-10 people and the conversation rarely has anything to do with the actual game the general is supposed to represent, it's a completely random dice roll which post is going to get banned for "being off topic".
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>>151488844
This. I've been banned for the most bullshit reasons. I just hope that the people I was talking to also got banned.
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>>151488734
>he never get banned for shitposting in new years threads
Posting the same Kilim pasta 10 times in different languages using google translate and laughing at it with hundreds of drunk anons was worth getting banned for it to be honest.
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>>151488734
>he doesn't know how to have fun
Sometimes shitposting IS a contribution to the thread.
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>>151488971
>I just hope that the people I was talking to also got banned
They didn't.

I know it hurts
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>>151488734
You never met Snacks' arbitrary banhammer I presume
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>>151488971
>shitpost with one other anon
>get banned for 3 days
>check the /banned section, just for fun
>he just received a warning
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>>151488734
But you get a lot of information by getting banned.

Shitposting = 1 day ban
Porn = 3 days ban
Hardcore shitposting (got a public ban on this one) = 7+ days ban
Automatic ban-evading ban (For example, using the rei#clones tripcode) = 30 days ban

That's why I find pretty silly the way loli-spammer deals with shitposting threads because they get a 1 day ban while he gets 3 days. But I guess everybody is a ban-evading faggot nowadays.
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>>151478304
>tbefahwym
too be entirely, fucking, actually honest with you man?
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>>151488734
>contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way
Why the fuck do we have to make only meaninful posts in 4chan of all places? Where the fuck did this meme even come from? This place wasn't like this, we used to laugh at communities that took the internet this seriously.
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>>151489083
You're information is wrong.

Ban dates were arbitrary long before. You can get 1 day for porn, no ban for porn(just deletion), 3 day for shitposting, 30 day for shitposting, etc
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>>151489008
It's called funposting.
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>>151489083
Where did you get this data from, exactly? I got banned for 1, 3 and 7 days during all those years, and I never posted porn.
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>>151488734

I used to be like that but a lot of the time the 'conversation' on here is so shit all you can contribute to it is more shit.

Besides, shitposting is fun for everyone.
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>>151489254
From my own bans. I thought these were the ban times because I always got 1 day for shitposting and 3 days for porn. The other 2 cases only happened to me once so I assumed the ban times were these.
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>>151488923
you must be kidding, look at /srg/ and tell me with a straight face all the people inside don't deserve to be banned.
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>>151478533
And it ruined my life.
Also
>Google ecchi
>second page had a link to /e/ with a thread started by some tripfag called Boobzealot
>oh? let's click this
>!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
And the rest is history.
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i miss when u saged to hurt ppls feelins
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>>151489315
To be honest most of /vg/ deserves to be banned, I'm just saying it's completely random.

Few days ago I discussed who is the best girl from Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikakku with some random anon in the general for Nostalrius (WoW private server). I got banned for 3 days, but at the same time 10+ different people in the very same thread ERP'd with each other by describing how are they going to suck each other off and who will get to play the girl role and dress up in a skirt. They kept doing that for hours after I got banned, so I assume they got a warning, at best.
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>>151488644
>t.
>>151488425
>/pol/ retard
Both of you go back to your containment boards.
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>>151488680
And the best thing is that Japan will never stop doing things like sexualizing 11 year old girls, so we'll always be safe from the worst kind of normalfags.
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>>151489532
t. meme spread all over 4chan, which board exactly is considered a containment for that one?
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>>151489285
>/pol/ essence
Every time
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>>151489581
At this point, all but a select few, and maybe many of the slow boards.
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>>151489532
I wouldnt consider something a containment board if all other boards will soon be nothing but small side dishes. /a/ will then be a containment board
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>>151480913
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>>151489483
Really pisses me the fuck off when something like that happens to me. Just gotta remember that the moderation team has their own biases
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It's impossible to enjoy something ironically. You either like something or you don't.
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>>151489632
all other boards exist to service /a/ their size are irrelevant as long as they keep the shit somewhere else
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>>151488734
>get banned for off topic post
>whole thread was off topic
>thread stays up for hours with regular posting still going on in it

>get banned for talking shit about some mod's waifu

Dozo
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>>151489285
I shitpost a lot but I really hate how most anons have this mentality that 4chan is only for shitposting and nothing else. That kind of mentality basically destroyed the site, I think
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>>151478533
>PC was in the other room in a location I could not easily access.
>Decide to look up fan art for Tenchi and Digimon back in the day.
>Found a yahoo groups that had a ton of pics for both.
>Discovered what a hentai doujin was and started looking stuff up.
>Finally started to use Kazaa on the PC to pull up stuff, found shit like the Dragonball X Sailor Moon stuff by accident.

That was a weird time, especially since hentai artists were few and far between and a lot of popular series did not have a ton of stuff yet.

Unrelated, first time I ever discovered porn was scrambled cable and barely being able to make out boobs and ass.
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>>151487459
>>151487504
>>151487585
>>151487787
>CARS SUCK!

Maybe because you live in a city.
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>>151489810
Oh yeah, and I randomly bought a hentai OVA DVD off ebay one day just to see what the hell those series were like (Keep in mind there was no youtube alternatives at the time and kazaa was limited to like less then a minute clips many times).

The title? Night Shift Nurses/Yakin Byōtō .

Of fucking course I had to get the hentai that had scat/piss/enema stuff in it and next to no vanilla hardcore stuff outside a few early scenes. It was damn near unwatchable.
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Does looking at erotic cartoons warp children's minds? I'm sure that kids 50 years ago also stumbled on porn but it was sure to be 3D and from our perspective "tasteful".

Another thing that comes to mind is furries. People who are furries now grew up with cartoons and Disney with humanized looking animals. From a young age they saw that as normal and grew up to what they are now.

As long as there is some kind of human form or personification anyone can fall in love with anything. But I wonder if that's because they saw it as kids. Would an ordinary adult become like this too?
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>>151478281
I never had friends and still enjoy things without a drop of irony.
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>>151489913
Night Shift Nurses was awesome, although I always enjoyed urotsukidoji, legend of the overfiend for being a real classic
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>>151478233
I want to go back 20 years just for 7300 days
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>>151488734
>he has never been banned before
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>>151489986
>Does looking at erotic cartoons warp children's minds?

Even though I know they're not real, it did set unrealistic expectations. My standards are now nigh unattainable.
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>>151489986
It's not like an adult is some immovable object. People continue to change and adjust as they go through life but to varying degrees.

It is a fair point to say that children's minds tend to be much more malleable as it were.
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>>151489986
>Does looking at erotic cartoons warp children's minds? I'm sure that kids 50 years ago also stumbled on porn but it was sure to be 3D and from our perspective "tasteful".
I dont know about children but 2D porn has created an imagery of sex that simply cannot be achieved by reality. (Sex can literally brainwash you because of its intsensity, females have perfect proportions and very elaborate hair styles and so on)

Therefore my interest in real sex is fairly low.
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>>151489299
They have a template/guideline for bans. But it's really up to the mod's mood at the point in time to tangentially class you under a longer ban.
Bans were a lot more fun before that template came out.
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>>151489986
I was almost an adult when I found 4chan and it changed my mentality and tastes completely.
I am now addicted to cock and anime babes. My younger self would be disappointed, but I'd just tell him to chill the fuck out famalam.
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>>151489986
>Does looking at erotic cartoons warp children's minds?
I mean, I can't stand trap/queer porn, but I love futa, so I guess it does.
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If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?

For me, I would talk to that girl ;_;
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>>151489986
Everything warp's children's mind. Children are, afterall, very malleable.
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>>151478533
>tfw my first hentai was bible black on VHS
things were wrong since the very begining
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>>151490223
I'd create facebook, youtube, or maybe minecraft.
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>>151490223
why? she probably would tell you to fuck off enyway
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Because of how children of a young age are influenced by those around them, such as a parent, guardian, or other relatable figure, I would think it depends on how they believe those around them think. An example would be Batman. When a child sees Batman fighting crime, they want to grow up to be a good guy, or even a superhero, because they look up to this relatable figure for answers. Also, while a teen is going through the "gay phase" of life, if a parent tells them that it is just a passing phase, they are much more likely to go straight soon after (although it's not guranteed).
In short, it would mostly be dependant on how a child is influenced by an authority figure in that subject until they've decided what they want to think about the subject.

If any of that makes sense...
>>151489986
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>>151490107
This. Where else are you going to find an x-ray of a large cock pounding away at a cervix, her mind blanking out at the sensation, her feeling the cock getting bigger as it nears orgasm, her pleading to cum outside because it's not a safe day even though there are heart symbols next to her words, an x-ray of the cock erupting cum directly into her womb and it showing the sperm already fertilizing her eggs as she throws her head back in ecstasy with heart pupils?

Real sex is boring.
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>>151490223
I'd tell my mother to swallow instead if that counts
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>>151490223
I wouldn't buy discs to store my anime, holy shit that was a waste of money because I don't want to rewatch 300p AVI bloated shows and I don't believe these discs work anymore.
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>>151490339
>while a teen is going through the "gay phase" of life,

gay as in attracted to men or gay as in acting like a fairy? Everyone, to some extent, can find the same sex arousing. I don't think everyone goes through a phase where their prance around and talk with a lisp.

same sex attracting isn't so much a phase but something either learn to represses or don't care enough about to act on, for a majority of people
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>>151490348
X-ray porn makes me so fucking diamonds. There's nothing hotter.
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>>151489986
>Does looking at erotic cartoons warp children's minds?
No, that's very much an invention of the modern world, from no earlier than the 19th century. The idea that children and women needed to be protected from any depiction of sex arose around that time, notably in Victorian era Britain and the US.

Before those prudish values were spread across the globe, parents in most civilizations didn't really mind children observing them having sex, as it was a good form of sexual education. Likewise, before the rise of industrialization, seeing farm animals having sex was common.
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>>151488158
God no. Senility doesn't run in my family cancer does so when I get old af I plan on literally reverting to how I lived and dressed when I turned 19

I have an Odd Future polo shirt and a Supreme ballcap for that specific purpose
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>>151490339
>while a teen is going through the "gay phase" of life, if a parent tells them that it is just a passing phase, they are much more likely to go straight soon after (although it's not guranteed)
That reminds me of seeing extreme left-wing liberals with "transgender" children. Really. Your child just happened to be one. I wonder if the day will ever come when the public will see that as child abuse.

Just thinking about all the things that shape children's minds it makes you feel like you don't have a lot of control in your life and how you turned out. But that's getting kind of philosophical.
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>>151489986
>I'm sure that kids 50 years ago also stumbled on porn but it was sure to be 3D and from our perspective "tasteful".
Tijuana bibles from the 1920s and 1930s had shit like Minnie Mouse watersports dude
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>>151478872
almost believed you for a second
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>>151490439
>parents in most civilizations didn't really mind children observing them having sex, as it was a good form of sexual education
It's also a good way to inspire the Oedipus Complex in your kids.
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>>151490534
>yeah, it was only six years ago
>soon to be seven
>fuck
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>>151490223
1x don't drop out and become a NEET.
Then I'd never know the pleasures of doing nothing but indulging in entertainment and being comfortable.
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>>151478233
>go back 20 years
>childhood female friend
>her mom have "the internet" since she is a journalist
>alone with that computer one day both of them go to buy stuffs
>try to find something like the Cutie Honey cartoons my parents don't allow me to watch
>8 years old me don't know about history
>fill childhood friend mom's computer with "xxx manga" "naked manga" "adult porn manga" "sexual manga" "tits manga" and so on
>they are listed in the yahoo search front page now
>realize what I just did
>panic
>delete netscape shortcut from desktop and install msnexplorer instead
>good work, me
>no one say anything about it in days and no one ever did
>I'm the best
>needed 5 more years to realize the truth

I'm so glad we went to different high-schools and never meet her again a couple years after that
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>>151490437
>There's nothing hotter
Vanilla clothed sex.
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>>151489555
nice
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>>151490695
epic greentext, dude!!
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>>151488661
>Anon claimed this post was a joke
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>>151485027

But you can do it as a 34 year old man who failed at life
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>>151490223

She didn't like you, she was just being friendly with you like she is with everyone else.
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>>151490887
I fell for that meme way too many times.
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>>151485725
My dick it silent, you never see it coming.
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>>151490887
>>151490304
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>>151490887
>tfw rejected a girl because I was just being friendly and she got the wrong idea
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>watch slayers 20 years ago
>I like this kind of cartoons I want more of them
>get into love hina marionette j evangelion and that kind of shit you can find dubbed in TV
>13 years ago I found about some website with anime pictures and porn
And I'm still here
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>>151491035
Same except I feel a little bad for her, not smug.
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>>151489285
Us Canadians really have overtaken the Aussies as of 2016
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>>151490223
Start transitioning and HRT asap.
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>>151478281
>have friends
I only had actual friends for the first 11 years of my life, then I was bullied and never got anyone, I still have no friends but I'm married and have a stable work, I keep everything about me in secret, I don't even know naruto and I hate everything related remotely to anime/manga/greek movies/stuff

My life is a fucking lie when I'm not secretly watching moeshit on my tablet
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>>151490851
God 95 was so clean and sterile. I wish a full makeover for 7 was available. I want startup, icons, start menu, sounds EVERYTHING like 95.
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>>151478281
>friends
nope dont know what thats like
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>>151478281
>and have friends
where the fuck are you?

well for me, being a socially retarded
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>>151491244
What the fuck are you doing here then?
Isn't your wife supposed to be "a friend" though?
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>>151491273
You can do it easily, retard
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>>151478533
>Introduced to Cartoon Porn after seeing Penny from Inspector Gadget blow the Dog in a Web Advertisment
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>>151478533
I remember seeing it and thinking to myself im just looking at im not going to jerk to it
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>>151491296
>Isn't your wife supposed to be "a friend" though?
kind in the way that a brother or sister is,
by that I mean not really.
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>>151491244
>My life is a fucking lie when I'm not secretly watching moeshit on my tablet

You have a wife and she does not know you like anime? That is not healthy anon. You don't have to walk around with your daki and scream about what you enjoy but you shouldn't hide it either.

If you love her you would let her know, she does not even have to enjoy it but you shouldn't be afraid of watching it in your own home.
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>>151491296
She was the way I had to live when my parents died, everything was a "fake EVERYTHING or kill yourself" from there, before thar I was your generic NEET hikki and she was just a healer in a mmorpg
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>>151490223
Say yes to drugs and alcohol at an earlier age. Not drop out of HS. Not ragequit my job. Not spend large amounts of money on things. Not come back to 4chan.

My biggest regret is all those hours wasted watching horrible anime since I don't like dropping shows.
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>>151491305
H-hey! D-don't call me a retard!
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remember when fansubs were a big thing?
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>>151491244
How did you get a female?
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>>151491452
yes, when they were a 5th generation copy of a vhs that was hard to read with the tracking issues from being played to many times
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>>151490223
>If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?
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>>151491438
Well, sorry
http://fanatixx.deviantart.com/art/All-Windows-95-OSR2-Icons-92282438

And just use the classic theme with that green background, if you want the win95 start use classic shell

For me the win98 grey is perfect
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>>151478281
I still enjoy plenty of non-normie thing unironicly. But it seems like it's harder and harder to enjoy them with others outside of going to some barely populated forums (That is to say, not here even).

And this is coming from a rather normie guy.
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>>151482875
His house was so pretty.
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>>151490223
Never get a girlfriend. Ruined my fucking life.
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>>151491487
Partner in mmorpgs for 7 years, I never knew she was a girl so I was open to her and she fell in love over time

Just like in my japanese animes!

NO


She is a disgusting landwhale with a million issues and even more insecure than the worst /a/non but she loves me she have a house and I'm good at pretending

STAY AWAY FROM 3D
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>>151479883
>1997fags haven't been underageb& for a while
JUST
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>>151478533
>google zoids and digimon
>its all lolicon
>/l/ later
>takes ten minutes to load a 600x600 picture because rural modem speed
>didnt know what zip files or torrents were (not thay I would have been able to use them)
>spent literally a week loading one image and saving each page of doujins
>shit a brick when realize what 'history' is
>parents worse at computers than I was thought I was doing homework

I didnt even watch anime, or see real porn till I left for college.
>>
>>151478958
In the information age "time" keeps on going faster, and faster. Your so information overloaded it feels like too many things have happened from now till then that it must have happened over a longer span of time. But no, it didn't.
Its only going to get worse man.
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>>151491273
I can't stand the beeping and screeching the computers back in 95 used to make.
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>>151491244
>My life is a fucking lie
>>
>people talking about 20 years ago
>I googled stuff and got stuff

Bitches, no one fucking knew what the fuck was google back then
>>
Is this some kind of "feels" thread?
>>151478281
I enjoy things unironically. My friendship lasted 17 years. Some people in company start disappear ~14 years. People grow up and changing. Their tastes, characters, habits, hobbies. A lot of them become full retards. Only one regrets left - I realized that you shouldn't clinging to friends too fuckin late. It's can ruin your own life. Friends are overrated by people who never had friends
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>>151491728
but we had altavista and its babelfish which were pretty good for the time. Yahoo was great to for its lists of shit.
>>
>>151490223
Start wearing girl's clothes sooner
>>
>>151491728
People used Yahoo back then.
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>>151491784
>altavista and its babelfish
You born past year 2000, right?
>>
>>151483847
>I have no idea.

Does she had?
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>>151491818
altavista was like in the mid 90s
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>>151491803
>1997
>not using lycos

>>151491784
underage people can't post here
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>>151491746
I'm not even sure what are we talking about.
>web 1.0 nostalgia
>discussion about homeownership and market in China
>""feels""
>meta discussion
>>
>>151480115
>he never used webrings
the same place I read my lemons kid
>>
>>151488158
Would be legitimately surprised if I made it to 40.
>>
>>151491863
when exactly did you think altavista was popular? you are familiar with lycos is this some kind of strange troll?
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>>151480180
men don't become cakes, anyway Im past that and waiting for wizard powers
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>>151484475
There is a site called rule 34? Why?
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>>151491851
I don't get it to be honest. Or you force yourself to be friends with retarded people? Why?
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>>151491851
>not getting it all together but still choosing loneliness
If you want an heir go adopt a yellow brat. Or get a cat.
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>>151480115
you know, bitchi subhuman, 20 years ago there was no "places" for stuff like you have with EVERYTHING now
You wanted to do fuking fantart of something you started your own html website to post it
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>>151491930
So there is a place to easily satisfy all your rule 34 needs. Why else?
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>>151491863
>lycos
I'm sorry grandpa, you're too old for me.
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>>151491863
Who Geo cities/Tripod here?
>>
>>151491913
NEVER
Altavista only got relevant as cracks search engine and that was way past google times
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>>151491972
No other choice. I don't want to be a sexless, fat NEET but I don't like regular people either.
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Many good fapping sessions were held here.
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>>151492014
I-i'm just 29
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>>151492032
>Altavista only got relevant as cracks search engine and that was way past google times

Altavista was started in 95, babel fish translation came out in 97. You are showing you age young one
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>>151492050
>sexless, fat NEET
Man, you just hurt my feelings. Not cool. At least properly call me a virgin.
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>>151491972
Not him but, my own personal experience.

>force yourself to be friends with retarded people?

Pretty much. You know you see people with their friends and they look so happy. In pursuit of some kind of happiness you make friends.

Then you realize those friends don't really interest you but you keep trying anyway. I'm past that and just go with the wind these days.
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>>151492018
Angelfire. Excite

>>151492054
>shrines
Oh, is Tenchi Muyo Fanfiction Archive still around?
>>
I despise how much board culture was changed for the worst

I remember being young and being afraid to even start a thread or reply to a post in fear that I might ridiculed for not living up to board standards of high merit but as time progressed and retards continued to join they gave up that fear so now every fuck tard can spout an opinon with little to no consequences

And once shitposting got so meta that people started to believe it
That's when the all time cancer started

I wish I could go back 20 years and influence some decisions even a little bit
Because I can clearly see the exact reasons why we have this state of despair
>>
>>151492079
And you are a teenager that should be sleeping already and don't know shit about altavista

Youtube was a obscure site for a long time too but yeah how can you know
>>
>>151492077
Pretty much dead.
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>>151489810
>Unrelated, first time I ever discovered porn was scrambled cable and barely being able to make out boobs and ass.
secret cable channels were great
>>
>>151492054
Don't think I would ever want to go back to before the boorus and Pixiv
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>>151492092
Hate to break it to you but that's what people out there call you, unless you make an effort to not look like it.
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>>151492077
32 here man. Getting old sucks.
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>>151492018
>not hosting your fansite on freewebs
man are you behind
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>>151478233
Fuck me too
>>151478533
I thought Touhou was japanese name for doujin musicor beucase they were always tagged as doujin music on tokyotousho
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>>151480115
Wakachan(RIP).
It's where I got my first taste of lolicon. But by then, it was a whole year since I tasted bestiality back in 2004. I blame the Man Show for warping my ten year-old mind. Pic related was the random pic of the day at the time.
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>>151492182
Getting used to it. I'm 9 months from wizard status. Are you a wizard or you some shitty normalfag?
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>>151492166
>you will never know the pleasures of finding a site full of good hentai art after a entire night of going thorough search engine 1000s page results

You fucking young'uns don't even know anything past first 15 google results exist
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>>151492077
Getting old must suck if you get such terrible tastes.
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>Watching stuff from Anime Intro Archive
>Hanaukyo Maid Tai
>tfw first urge to fap
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>>151492301
If it ain't on the first page it ain't worth it gramps.
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>>151492245
>I thought Touhou was japanese name for doujin music

I thought Touhou was just a hentai manga series for the longest of times.
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>>151492290
>Are you a wizard or you some shitty normalfag?
This is /a/. I'd imagine most anons here are wizards or close to it. Also, real women are awful. 2D is the life me.
>>
>>151492050
>>151492100
That's sucks. I have pretty much different "ideology". Everything RNG based, just do things you like and good people will find you out of nowhere.
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>>151481074
I think I might have to move out at 27
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>>151492359
Some fags in this thread has wife. I will never fall for it.

Wizard life demands purity.
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>>151492347
given the sheer amount there is, it's kinda easy understandable to get that misconception
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>>151481175
>buy a house
hahahahahaHAHAHAHA
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>>151492301
>>you will never know the pleasures of finding a site full of good hentai art after a entire night of going thorough search engine 1000s page results
I remember doing this and hated every second of it.

>Top 100 ___ site
>Top 80 ____ site
>Top 50 ____ site
>Top 20 ____ site
>mfw I went through them all looking for porn like a sucker
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>>151492359
>real women are awful. 2D is the life me.

You are not wrong, although most people are awful in general not just women. Going outside to deal with them is such a bother. Regardless being a wizard is not bad at all. As you get older your sex drive decreases, i didn't have much of one to begin with, so you don't really care about 3D women. You have all the time in the world to devote to hobbies with no responsibility.
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>>151492133
Use deepnet if you need edge
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>>151483062
I was 22 when I moved out and that's younger then most faggots I knew at the time.
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>>151492436
>tfw never really had a sex drive
>never even caught on to what the big deal was about having sex
Sure procreate and all that jazz but even now at 25 I scratch my head over kids and chads high fiving each other over getting laid. Meanwhile I'm at home having the time my life listening to music and spanking it to a doujin of my taste.
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>>151492613
You can only undertsand when you actually have sex
After that you are tainted and cursed for life
You will suffer if you do it because females are shit
You wil suffer if you don't do it because you should be doing it

Never leave 2D until it becomes 3D iwth VN or robots or shit
>>
Thanks for the blog thread.
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>>151486140
Kek, this
>go back to 2011 where people were discussing Madoka 7/24 non-stop
>spoil them hard
>at first they won't believe
>will slowly to understand that it was true
>will shitpost and cry first and then accept me as a sage who can read into things correctly and some will even claim I've come back from future
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>>151492683
Prostitutes seem like a good middle ground. Sexual relieve without the hassle, unless you're american where that's forbidden for some inane reason.
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>>151492683
>After that you are tainted and cursed for life

So what you are telling me was the Catholic church was right about something? I should have known those crafty monks had the right idea with the books and the beer all by their lonesome.
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>>151492740
I got into them for a couple years and wasted 17000€

Just stay away from 3D
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>>151492683
Don't forget I'll suffer because it will be a painful unforgettable experience full of spaghetti, crying, and mistakes. 3D women don't even get the boy downstairs going any more. Guess that's a good sign you've fallen and wont come back.
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>>151492735
>not playing full power John Titor role
weak man
>>
>>151492740
Why waste money and time, when you can just queue up some good hentai and masturbate whenever your sex drive demands it?
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>>151492740
>Prostitutes
>even wanting to touch used worn out 3D goods
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I realised the other day that I haven't had a crush in years, and I've almost forgotten what it feels like. I've seen women that I think are cute, even dated one, but I didn't get the same feelings I did when I saw that girl at school, where you see them as this beautiful magic creature. I know that it's bullshit brain chemicals but I miss it regardless. At least it was something that seemed exciting and happy.
>>
>>151491570
Didn't ruin my life but definitely lost a few years to petty problems that never mattered and the fleshy body was getting to me. Even if I blog true events, it's possible she's lurking here but like 20%.
>>
>>151492813
I don't see anything wrong with it seeing as you're waifu is used goods anyway.
>>
>>151487106
>Buy stocks for FB or Apple
Damn, way to be a fucking rich, too easy.
>>
>>151492800
still no proper imitation of pussy
>>
>>151492824
I have a coworker that actually feel that kind of love and he is 44 buy its all lovey like a teenager with his wife

I usually pee on his coffee
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>>151492824
Whenever I try to hug my crushes I get papercuts
>>
>>151492768
Seems like to much. Everything in moderation, just one fucking per month or 2 months. Shouldn't be too hard on the wallet then.
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>>151492871
You can't do that

Seriously its a retarded circle, stay away
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Wow, a thread full of blog entries!
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>tfw I was unironically a gaia active user
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>>151492824
I've never even had a crush. I think I was blessed at birth by some great being.
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>>151492884
>You can't do that
What does that even mean? Of course I can do it like this if I want to.
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>>151492837
You talking shit about my wiafu?
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>>151487632
We're not asking about what didn't go wrong
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>>151492922
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>>151492824
>last crush I had was in high school
>got friendzoned at graduation
Never again.
>>
>>151492847
So what? I'm going to forget how a masturbation felt in 10 minutes anyway, why should I care if I didn't felt like going in an actual vagina.

If it matters to you that much, then just buy onahole.
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>>151492951
It was not bad before naruto I swear
>>
>>151489133
to be entirely frank and honest with you man
>>
>>151492847
what is an onahole?
>>
>>151492981
are you on 4chan and you don't know what an onahole is? My how far we have fallen
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>>151483062
>Americans try to make others feel bad because they were kicked out early and forced to struggle
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>>151492927
Same. And I hate "tf no gf" crying people. We're blessed Titans with cold hearts.
>>
>>151493028
You might be unironically autistic, anon just asked a rhetorical question.
>>
>>151492970
Gaia has always been a cesspool.
>>
Thread went to shit
>>
>>151492981
Yes, still no proper imitation. Onaholes are not perfect at all. Maybe in future
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>>151492970
That was actually painful to read.
>>
>>151493091
We autosage
Who cares
I'm going to sleep before my wife landwhale come and wake me up with farts
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>>151493091
>>151492891
Whiners should be lined up and shot.
>>
>>151493091
It was shit since beginning.
>I want shit internet thread!
>>
>>151493129
I feel bad for you man. Hang in there with your awful landwhale.
>>
having grown up in the imported VHS era, I both miss it and don't.

I don't in that I have much greater access to everything but I do miss it in that you really had to be careful and curate your taste and pick out for the good stuff
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>>151493129
>I'm going to sleep before my wife landwhale come and wake me up with farts

If the choice is between my waifu and that I will select 2D every time. I am sorry anon
>>
>>151493091
It was shit from the beginning.
>>151493129
This was the best post ITT
>>
Call me wen Gatebox releases a mod of my waifu. 3D truly and literally wont even be ale to compete.
>>
>>151493215
That's what I want to. Right now with that generic girls, it's really useless
>>
>>151493142
>Implying you're not lonely and dead inside
>>
>>151488734

>never been BANNED

newfag alert
>>
I always was that guy who never had any internet. Parents decided to take internet when I was 13 years old, so I only got in to it then. If I could go back 20 years Id be playing games on my Amiga, god I loved that thing back then.
>>
>>151492740
But that's the PDest of all 3DPD.
>>
>>151493388
I'm sorry you feel that way. If you wanna bang you need to let go of your preconcieved notions and just go with the flow.
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>when an old classic doujin, hentai, porn, ect. from 20 years ago still looks good even by todays standards
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>>151492922
I miss back when Gaia was the big boogeyman, the people from there were retards but they were pure in a way. Nowadays, thanks to reddit the only retards you find around are also huge normalfags.
>>
>>151492290

Different anon here

Hit wizard at the beginning of the month, when do I get my hat?
>>
>>151493450
>If you wanna bang

but why? why would you want to. people are disgusting. their bodies make sounds and they have ooze and liquids that leak out. being that close to a person is just awful
>>
>>151493507
cast prestidigitation and you can conjure up an illusion of a hat
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>>151493507
Do you have an aviary?
>>
>>151492077
Wizard soon, congrats.
>>
>>151481154
>Call the newfag on his stupid post
>He doesn't reply back
>"Was I too harsh...? I guess Iwill need to be more careful next time..."
You newfags made me feel bad.
>>
>>151481231
>post something dumb
>some anon comes along and finds the perfect words to make you feel like shit about yourself

You build thick skin after awhile but still sometimes I'll get perfectly called out
>>
>>151493598
I lost my wizardry at 24, sadly
>>
>>151493507
Became a wizard in the middle of last year, im content.
>>
>>151493841
You were never a wizard anon, that comes at age thirty. It's a shame you gave into the 3D meme, you will never understand.
>>
>>151493981
Wizards are overrated anyways. Monks are the true fighters.
>>
>>151493841
I can't imagine an /a/non who isn't a kv. I know they exist but I want to believe.
>>
>>151492824
>I realised the other day that I haven't had a crush in years
I've never had a single crush, stop whining faggot.
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>>151494218
>I've never had a single crush
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>>151489986
I think erotic internet cartoons it is a major reason I only fap to mongolian sex education manuscripts these days, and why I have a list of fetishes longer than Bubba's rap sheet.
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>>151488158
Depends on how close virtual reality or sexroids are to being real at the time.

Otherwise I'm planning to review my status at 41, then decide if I think I wanna do another decade, then again at 51, 61, and so on and so forth.
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Some of you are alright.
Hang in there.
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>>151495163
>Hang in there.
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>>151495221
Don't be that way.
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>>151495290
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