contract

>>151405197
is there limitations on the power of wishes?

I wish Christmas would never end!

>>151405358
It depends on how angsty you can get

>>151405632
then i make a contract without hesitation, and use my chuuni angst to grant myself enough power to effectively nullify the contract

>>151405632
What if my wish is not to be angsty?

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>>151405358
Yes. Your wish has to cost less energy than you produce during your time as witch, otherwise it's just not economical.

>>151406038
very well, am i told of what is the maximum i can wish for before making the contract?

>>151406068
No. Just don't try to wish for retarded things like world domination or peace or something.

>>151406530
What would happen if I did?

>>151406530
i was going to wish for sick powers like the selfish ass that i am

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>>151405197
So, I'm a teenage girl, then?

I wish that this was the Fate/Stay Night universe, and I had Merlin as my Servant. He can use his magic to fix my Soul Gem, and then we can go around healing all the witches and fucking up Kyuube's plans.

Worst case scenario, I can ask him to get Fou to suck the negativity out of my Soul Gem.

would mahoy shoujo be saved if she actually seek aid from a lawyer before agreeing to the contract?

>>151405358
Karma and misandry

>>151408975
explain

>>151409080
Only girls can make wishes and what you can wish for is tied to your magic potential or something like that. An average schumuck can't wish to be a god like Madoka did but they can save their dying grandmother.

>>151409197
bah, much less tempting than what it aught to be

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>>151406728
Not a possible wish you idiot. If we could create a universe where entropy isn't a problem that easily we would have already done so.

>>151409197
>Only girls can make wishes

Only girls can make POTENT wishes. If you're a boy your emotional energy might just be enough to make a sandwich or something.

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Hey kid, step away from that loser and I'll give you magical girl powers for FREE, pon. You can even design your outfit, magical girl body, and even give yourself a cool magical girl name, pon. Don't worry about eating, sleeping or pooping or getting old, because magical girls don't do any of that stuff, pon!

>>151405197
Not so fast you filthy rat.
Get the hell out of my house and leave my daughterfu alone.

>>151409731
>Only girls can make POTENT wishes.
This wasn't said. Teenage girls are the most emotional and thus make the most potent wishes. But teenage boys are probably not that far behind. Incubators probably go with teenage girls over them because they don't want to deal with autistic rules lawyering.

>>151409828
But I like sleeping.

>>151405197
I wish for more Kyubeys to grant me wishes.

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>>151409828
What is this thing?
Another race that need some punishment maybe?

What if you wished to be a QB

I want to become a little girl.

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>>151406038
>That pic
>Now they can breed

>>151405197
I wish to not be in a contract. See how his purely logical mind handles that.

>>151413115
QBs has evolved beyond the need of breeding

>>151405197
This thread is full of Samsara and Mara.

>>151413163
Wishing to be a regular girl didn't work. This probably won't work either.

>>151405197
I wish to fuck QB whenever I please.

>>151405197
What would happen if I wished to transform into one of you?

Can't I just wish to be God?

>>151414063
You get absorved by the hive mind

>>151412885
They only accept you if you're a sociopath. Emotions are seen as a mental illness among the Incubator race.

>>151414230
Oh yeah, that's right.

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What if the incubators are actually a genetically engineered slave race doing their master's dirty work?

>>151405197
I wish for the ability to reincarnate into the body of a cute little girl, with all my memories and knowledge whenever my body dies.

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>>151405197

Go away you little white shit or I'm calling in the heavy artillery.

>>151405197
Can I wish for the universe to end?

I wishh I had a 10/10 face and all the magical girls wanted to marry me

>>151416396
Ha, that's a pretty great picture.