What if Santa is posting on /a/ RIGHT NOW?

>>151403096
Santa doesn't even exist how could he post on /a/?

>>151403116
delet, there are a lot of loli on this board now

Santa never gave me a present

>>151403096
Santa isn't real you stupid kid

>>151403116
But Santa is real.

>>151403116
edgy *tips fedora*

>>151403096
Fuck you Santa, get back to delivering presents you lazy sack of shit.

>shockingtruth.jog

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>>151403096
But /a/ doesn't exist right now we are all still in your head OP, your in a coma it's time to wake up.

Why is everyone so nice today?

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>>151403384
no, he can't wake up yet

>>151403116
*tip*

>>151403096
My wife Chino is so cute

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>>151403096
I am. Here is your gift!

>>151403096
No I'm not.

Will you let santa put it in?

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>>151403116
Lies and slander, go the fuck away.

>>151403130
That's because your family is poor

>>151403096
Dumb Chino poster. Santa is in your heart.

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>>151403116

The sleigh is basically auto-pilot so plenty of free time to shitpost on the phone.
Roaming charges are crazy though.

>>151403116
how can santa be real if /a/ is not real?

>>151403096
Not yet he is still sleeping off all that sherry.

>>151406857
Conceptual anthropomorphization

>>151406742
Is Santa a god?

Santa is just anyone who gives gifts to someone else.

So, there are probably a fuckton of Santas posting on /a/ and all the other boards (besides maybe /po/ or something).

>>151407089
>A guy who visits endless amounts of babies in just one night and gives them presents
May as well be

>>151407089
At the very least he's a benevolent spirit

>>151404767
Not in Christmas, please.

im satna

>>151407089
He is, at the least, a DIO

>>151403116

Coal receiver detected.

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apparently 8-year-old girls can still believe in santa

>>151403096
What if Chino is my CUTE WIFE?

What if moot is posting on /a/ RIGHT NOW?

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>>151403116
Santa is real. He's just kind of a jerk.

>>151403116
LIAR

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>>151407221
So can 16-year-old girls if they're really sheltered.

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>>151408127
>you'll never date a really sheltered jailbait girl that believes in Santa and is completely oblivious to lewd stuff.

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>>151403116
he doesn't believe in santa

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>>151403116
DELET!!!

>>151403096
But Santa isn't a cute little girl... right?

>>151403116
This. Santa obviously isn't real. Just imagine what kind of resources it would take to travel around the world in one night and give out gifts. There's no way I could do that.

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>>151408535
Zamasu could do that.

>>151403096
What if I'm secretly Santa and don't know it?

>>151408535

People are fucking morons because they claim Santa would have to travel at the speed of light to deliver all the gifts when it's obvious Santa has time powers i.e. the ability to freeze time. Fucking plebs.

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>>151403116

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>>151403096
>implying I would ever post in a shithole board such as this one

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>>151403116

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>>151403096
That would explain why I only got chocolates and nothing under the tree
Get to work you lazy ass.

>>151408525
Or is she?
https://exhentai.org/s/06cb6d78cc/882640-138

Santa please give me a keyboard. Also, Jesus is better than you.

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>>151403116

>>151409199
kek

>>151407212
hahHHA IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?????????

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>>151408838
What have you done?

>>151403116
That's some great bait