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It's almost Christmas, /a/! What did you get for Umaru?

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It's almost Christmas, /a/! What did you get for Umaru?
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>>151386347
A throbbing erection.
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>>151386347
2 coke fridge packs and final fantuji
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>>151386347
A fucking piece of shit.

Oh wait, no, that's what she is. I got her nothing for Christmas because pieces of shit don't get Christmas presents.
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>>151386347
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>>151386596
So that's why Santa didn't get you anything this year either, right?
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Do people really hate Umaru or is this just ironic shitposting?
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A round of .22 varmint between the eyes.
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>>151386347

My fist to her face.
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>>151387373
ツンツン
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>>151386347
semen popsicle
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An s2
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>>151387373
Umaru threads are shitposting threads
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>>151386347
games
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>>151386347
punch
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>>151392062
Delete Umaru abuse
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>>151392309
>Delete Umaru abuse
>Delete the only good thing about Umaru
Fuck off Umaruhater!
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>>151386347
Her daily sacrifice.
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I got an Umaru
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>>151393201
DO IT
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>>151386347
A nailgun.
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>>151387373
Wait, are there people who actually *like* Umaru? I couldn't stand a single episode with the whiny cunt. I tried the series, seeing if it was worth all the fuss. Instead I got ear raped by horrid squealing.
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Merry Christmasu, Umaru
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a cyanide capsule

open wide, you little shit
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>>151386347
DICK
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>>151394687
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What do the nips think about Umaru abuse?
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>>151396209
>What nips, who have a shitload of videos, where ladys in heels stomp kittens, think of abuse
Hmmm, i wonder ?
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