Have a Katia this time, look how cute she is.
>not using Santa's Beeg Helpers
Also, stream on in a little bit I think.
>Cryskamas around the corner
>No Cryska in the OP
You had one job.
The hate comes thanks to her incredibly annoying fans. Most of them are gone, but the resentment remains.
Who /NVA/ here?
A beautiful girl!
I really admire how full of life she is. It's sort of an odd attraction. It's like she's cute because she manages to have femininity peek out even without trying.
>Yuuya feeds Yui shrimp and grits for breakfast
>she nearly explodes from the Tabasco he used
Imfuckingplying Yuuya doesn't use his own family secret recipe. Well then again, he's not Cajun, so who knows.
I thought Japs had spicy food? Or is Yuuya on a tier way above Yui on that?
Today's Stream is up!
Like always, remember to post screenshots for our less fortunate fellows.
Today might be what's called a drunkstream, where they may or may not show stuff, but most of the show is them mixing horrible drink combinations and thinking of demeaning contestst to determine who drinks these abominable cocktails.
Most days it's just a cover of what's going on, what they're upto, etc. Also they run a lot of polls to get feedback, and determine who gets birthday art.
Wait, when were they holding a poll on the music awards? I'm confused.
Still, a lot of the music was great so I'm not complaining.
No, earlier. I missed this one apparently. Stuttering. Was this from the secret book?
In the calendar is what Im talking about. They even zoomed in on the name. I remember P3 looking different, it looked more like the Phase 4.
>Which girl would look best in a kimono, I believe.
>Which girl would a Kimono suit best
>Gretel first and Beato second
You need big boobs for a kimono, so naturally Pham, Iris or Beatrix would be the best choices.
Sylwia can come too.
Oh you crazy Japs.
There's a time for troll votes. This wasn't one of them.
No one cares Pactfag.
>TDA still not translated
>SW not translated
>TE not translated
When will our suffering end, anons?
>Lise's theme got second best SM song
>Yuuya going full Dixie with crazy violin skills
>has the patrons dancing in the ailes of Polestar
>Yui's yamato nandeshika dreams crumbling
>is it wrong
>if it is would you still do it anyways
>The Devil's in the house of the Rising Sun
This probably counts as Yui Bullying
East Germany was a lost cause. It would fall no matter what. Beato idea would only prologue inevitable by couple months max with more civilian lifes sacrificed along the way for western powers that might not be even interested in assisting in defence of Odder Niesse line.
>East Germany was a lost cause. It would fall no matter what. Beato idea would only prologue inevitable by couple months max with more civilian lifes sacrificed along the way for western powers that might not be even interested in assisting in defence of Odder Niesse line.
>Beato idea would only prologue inevitable by couple months max with more civilian lifes sacrificed along the way for western powers that might not be even interested in assisting in defence of Odder Niesse line.
Can you validate your claims?
>would only prologue inevitable by couple months max with more civilian lifes sacrificed along the way for western powers that might not be even interested in assisting in defence of Odder Niesse line.
Would she understand if you tried to lewd her?
Oh, she's really understanding and co-operative, let me tell ya
No, it would have lasted very long. Terrain is one of the keys to keeping BETA advances in check - TE should have taught you that. The nightmare that kept NATO planners up for decades during the Cold War was Warpac tanks being rammed down the throat of Europe via the Fulda Gap. Past the Oder river, it's relatively flat land all the way into France.
As for interested in helping, the Western forces had been asking to help out on the line for a long time - it was the previous government who refused.
And Beatrix had direct American support lined up behind her too, in addition to European support that would be rallied to her.
In any case, your argument is sorta moot since you're defending Katia's approach, which very much DIDN'T believe East Germany was a lost cause. So defending her general feeling (since her wildly naive beliefs don't really equate to a plan anyways) by essentially attacking her main pillar doesn't make for a good defense, yknow?
I can already hear Pham squealing in delight...
If she was left to do it on her own it would probably fail, because Beatrix is only really interested in military matters. It would probably be undermined by constant coup attempts unless this >>151314551 happened.
Beatrix gains respect from military types, but most of the populace just want to GTFO. She's not the type who can rally a country to the cause, so there would be dissatisfaction among the masses. That's where having a more charismatic figurehead like Irisdina would help.
Beatrix can be pretty fucking charismatic.
VN version had a lot of spunk compared to the anime version.
>implying katia fags even know about the military sitation between NATO and Warsaw
>Implying they know about terrain
>Implying they know Beatrix actually having support in the VN and even the anime from the west.
They are just shitposters who intetionally stir shit up for Katia.
She's way more cute then Katia because she actually has emotional range.
Also, she has pretty good interactions with Katia.
What would you do if she gave you that look?
Why are we still discussing Muv Luv/Schwarzesmarken? There is hardly anything new to discuss until the release of Alternative. I love this franchise as much you all, but these threads have grown stale and is just a endless circlejerk of waifu faggotry, Beatrix dindu nuffin' and who /nva/ here.
>There is hardly anything new to discuss until the release of Alternative.
It's 2016, not 2002.
>just a endless circlejerk of waifu faggotry,
That's been the case for years.
>Beatrix dindu nuffin'
>and who /nva/ here.
You're not even trying.
Look at dat sexy ass body tho.
Lead Belly moaning:
With Beato’s body, it should be illegal not to look professional.
Yui, Cryska, Irisdina and Inia are my waifus. Stella and Beatrix are fine too.
You take the night, I'll protect the day.
Some things are just never meant to work out, if only they could.
That's some pretty generic taste right there.
Where can I order all SM LN's?
That reminded me I just lost my dog tags. Still got the beret tho. No ML stuff yet. How are the TSF model kits?
>chairforce flightline monkey
That's definitely him, he mentioned Yui one or twice and those look like leather boots, perfect for turning wrenches. Hope his plane gets many snackbars to an early grave.
I meant the fat anon. She looks fat and like she stopped caring about heir hair either. But then again that's maybe just my interpretation.
I don't really think Stella is the type to let herself go like that.
You're asking about the same fanbase that votes Monpei year after year.
She's a silly, good girl trying to do her best in a horrible environment. Cut her some slack.
Well no shit she has some chuuni in there, Beatrix is basically Watamote if she somewhat grew out of her shell, at least on first glance.
She's still definitely charismatic. Otherwise it wouldn't really have been a civil war, would it?
Leadbelly isn't a Werewolf. She's an actual Stasi agent. There's lots of those, you know.
Didn't you burn your house down? How are you already back up?
Hell, we even have sort-of Yuuya in Stasi formals with that other guy who later has Suzy as his Mistress.
Not really related but I did buy a cake for Beato's birthday, the candle broke though so it was a terrible pic.
My bad. My eyes saw "fortified suit". Yeah, it is crap Bea doesn't get to wear her formals, but that's life. It's understandable why Theo didn't get to wear his Stasi formals.
That's fucking adorable anon.
I haven't been able to do anything.for Pham. I don't have anything. I'm so sorry.
>That's fucking adorable anon.
I really don't want to sound like I'm memeing because you posted her, but that ain't me. Seriously. I was too weak to join my country's military.
>you will never remove kebab in the name of your waifu
That Yui anon is living my dream.
>Seriously. I was too weak to join my country's military.
If it makes you feel better it's not all what it's chalked up to be.
Which military did you try to join?
Same here anon, same here. He's living my dream, in a way.
I had medical issues, trust me I tried. I'm still trying. Maybe only contractor work is left.
>body isn't at attention
Now I know why Canada turned on the remainder.
Hey now, her salute looks good. When you just pass by someone while walking you don't have to stop and stand at attention, you just salute until it's returned. Calm down you rabid staff NCO.
It's a variation of this pose if I'm not mistaken
I don't see any knuckles pinned to any sides.
Better then Vivi's at least.
I was taught with a salute that goes to the eyebrow, but that's nitpicking. I can't really say for sure without seeing the whole sprite but it looks like her left arm is pinned to her side.
Beatrix is mai waifu, I've been in denial for a long time but I think I have to accept it. I think about her all day. I just want her to be happy.
Well it's not as if there isn't a good reason - thanks to the demographic situation, they've had to give at least some ground on regs like that.
Good man, take care of her already?
>SM cast in dress uniforms
I for one enjoy the commie aesthetic.
Yui looks good in anything but those weird upper arm tabs is kind of strange.
Knifehands are dangerous capitalist weapons. I prefer almonds myself.
Nonsense, do you speak ill of our lord and savior?
Those are standard UN formal uniforms. The Imperial Guard uniforms are different, though they share the shoulderpads.
Personally speaking, I like the aesthetic. I guess it's a sort of sign that the UN here isn't exactly what it is in our life. Plus it's neat as a fashion choice I think.
Same here. Lise in uniform was the first thing that caught my eye about SM.
I just realized.
What's with her choice of civvie transport?
Where is the Mistletoe?
Is that for this month? Or is that a previous year's Dec?
>those garter belts
She's unnerving when she's not smiling.
wherever you want it to be, so long as your love is there.
Reminder that Stella was a virgin.
>Seems like all the tech in this universe
Well maybe a few years but not everything. Most of the tech generally speaking is comperable to what we have right now except select few things which are related to TSF and super weapon shit.
You forgot all the space tech. Probes on Mars in the 50s, Project Orion getting funded, FTL by 2001, etc.
>You forgot all the space tech. Probes on Mars in the 50s, Project Orion getting funded,
And all of these are directly related to the TSF since the tech used for the TSF is from those events.
While everything else generally speaking remained comperable to what we have so I did not forget, I just thought you would know what I ment from the start since we have talked about this several times in these past months.
> FTL by 2001
Eh did they now? I dont remember exactly.
>And all of these are directly related to the TSF since the tech used for the TSF is from those events.
Not really. Its not like they went into space to develop TSFs in the first place. And appart from the TSFs there is very little other spinoff development from the advances made in space. Unless all those synthetic foodstuffs were originally meant to be astronaut food.
>Eh did they now? I dont remember exactly.
A 3 year trip to reach a solar system 6 light years away in UL. You do the math. Though I'll correct myself, 2004 is the correct year.
>Not really. Its not like they went into space to develop TSFs in the first place
No but they HAVE to go to space really fast so we could have all these technology gains which the TSF will use later, building a base on the moon which will become the birthing place for the TSF in its early form and discovering the future enemy (that the protagonist will fight) on mars.
>And appart from the TSFs there is very little other spinoff development from the advances made in space
>"generally speaking everything remained comperable to what we have right now"
Since the space advances were only there to build the this alternative world which is really important since you need alot of stuff to happen after 1944 so you could reasonably accept that TSF exist because of the large amount rather heavily technologically important events happend and so on which is rather reasonable and makes the suspension of disbelief okay.
But it starts to slightly crumble when you get a /k/ thought in your mind and think about the events after 1973.
>A 3 year trip to reach a solar system 6 light years away in UL. You do the math. Though I'll correct myself, 2004 is the correct year.
Oh well, they are quite advance on
"select few things".
Remember things diverged early in Japan with the Shogunate system surviving until modern day Muvluv. And there is the whole weirdness with tech advancing much faster with Viking probes during the 50s and Project Daedulus being a thing going to Bernard's Star. Also Lunar bases.
>tfw we could have giant robots if the US nuked germany instead of japan.
feels bad desu
But we all know from watching the VN and Animes that swords beat guns every time.
Just look what happens when you go gun only and when you have a sword + edgy japanese timeline travel teen.
Everyone but the teen dies. So japan saved us all again by making swords for the TSF.
Shit, it is kind of unnerving. Maybe that's why she's still a virgin? She doesn't go all yandere when it's killing time, she gets this steely sort of deadpan.
It depends on what you're talking about. Some things are farther ahead, some things are a little behind. Tech in general is seemingly ahead though because of vast military budgets. Certainly doesn't explain divergances before the BETA, but surely does after.
>A 3 year trip to reach a solar system 6 light years away in UL. You do the math. Though I'll correct myself, 2004 is the correct year.
TDA prologue specifically says a 54-year trip to Barnard's Star (identical with Project Daedalus parameters), so not necessarily FTL. Cryosleep is more likely.
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with Stella fans!
At least to me it's clear why people like her. She's utterly adorable. Lewd, extremely cute, compassionate, caring, a bombshell, utter love personified. She's the Goddess, she truly earns the name.
Also, people just wanted potential of what her being waifu could have been.
>Eh did they now? I dont remember exactly.
One of the uses of G-Elements I think. That and the sheer budgetary and resource needs for the project had a whole planet behind it.
Your shit taste is upsetting this beautiful princess.
By the way, can someone upload the ribbon Lise from her birthday?
>you like ribbons?
>here you go you slut, here, have some ribbons
>not enough you say? Here, have some more
>lets put some ribbons on your ribbons
>not yet, lets tie those ribbons into more ribbons
>yeah, that's a good look on you
You're alright, Anon, you're alright
She's a cute one. Iris is the beautiful princess.
There is only one princess in Schwarzesmarken, and its
Too busy, had other things to do.
Because she had other things to do.
She's the gentlest little thing you could ever date let alone marry. The real question would be how do you not hurt her? By the end, she'll be a suicidal, PTSD wreck. Her heart needs serious healing. It might be a lot of work you know. She'll want to roughhouse, be cool, try hard, but remind her of something bad and down she goes.
Only love can keep you tied to this.
>Stella will never be real
Way to ruin my Christmas.
>didn't serve in the Air Force
Fucking plebeian, choke on that dirt you eat while crawling in the woods.
Those are only the start.
Again, Anette is damaged. Your words make it sound like you intend to slow or stop the tempo at some point.
I'm sure she just wanted to be cool and liked like the other kids.
The real question, why is Yuuya so nervous around Stella? Hell he's nervous around Sharon, and he
probablydeepfucked her raw.
What's wrong with fucking your husband to be?
Japan was one of the later countries to actually have TSFs, they haven't really 'led the way' in much, and they hadn't really participated much in the global war until it came to their doorstep, with disastrous results.
And in a way, TSFs are "sort of" a downgrade, believe it or not. The whole point of TSFs is because they desperately were trying to shoehorn some of the capability of flying units back after Laser-classes made flying fighter and attack craft virtual suicide most of the time. Our world definitely leads theirs when it comes to things like airplane design. Well they may have made some leapfrogs, but that's because global military and R&D budgets are massive.
You shouldn't assume everything Takeru does is the best way. He's literally a walking deus ex machina, everything he does makes no sense if you remember that.
Oh and the Japanese TSF swords are manufactured in America. Likely designed by Yui's father.
Yuuya'd split her in half like a log.
It's not safe.
Beatrix is slightly less crazy but much hotter
>Ignore both, find Irisdina only to bully her by getting her horny and acting as dense as possible, frustrating her too.
I don't know what it accomplishes, but I have 3 pissed off girls.
As much flak the SM anime get's, it was the one that got me into the franchise by surprising me many times.
>imouto want's oniichan's dick
>yeah, just like every other anime, not going to happen
>fucks her onscreen
>everyone is suspicious of Lise expect Theo
>eh, she just wins them over with power of friendship or some shit
>nope, she's actually is a Stasi fuck who almost get's everyone killed
>SM mostly gets flak because of all the angry Beatrixfags convincing everyone else to hate it.
What do you guys think about Kurt on Leadbelly grappling action?
We are on multiple layers of irony my friend.
Electroshock and Theiopental are not solutions, anon.
I just want a Christmas Stella of my own.
GIVE ME YOUR DICK ONI-CHAN!
ITS CALLED A REFRACTORY PERIOD YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT IF YOU WANNA GO AGAIN ALREADY
THAT'S BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE ONI-CHAN.
DONT JOKE WITH ME.
Like five minutes. Please. You've drained me dry.
What would Jurgen's reaction be to adult Beatrix?
>Electroshock and Theiopental are not solutions, anon.
She just needs a large dose of vitamin D, that's all.
>even more Gap Moe
He'll finally fuck her.
And so festive and full of holiday cheer.
>Not anymore, apparently. Thanks Theo.
Oh hey, would you look at this. The anime team had adapted the prequel character designs. Too bad they never got to use em.
Who's cooking would you want to try most? I think Cryska or Tarisa would be good cooks.
Homemade cooking from Yui would be the best. Yui of course would be dessert.
Really though, Yui's might be nice. Then again, she may only really know how to do her father's nikuja very well.
It's implied Stella is also a really nice cook.
While I don't doubt Suzuka is a good cook, I question her ingredients.
Would a squadron full of flying ace witches be able to take out a full on BETA invasion like we've seen at the start of the series?
>Tfw no Strike Witches and Muv Luv Total Eclipse crossover
Absolutely no one in particular. Just a normal girl!
No they'd be dead. Much better potentials for crossovers then SWs.
It's a somewhat common joke that Brits have an extremely terrible cuisine. Still fond of blood pies, and other stuff. Of course, English would say the French are covering for insecurities, what with eating frogs and horses' assholes. It depends again who's saying it, since a lot of people say German cuisine is just bland or bleh.
I'm not sure it's been covered, but probably not. For one, they seem to have a kind of acidic blood. And their composition just is different from terrestrial meats, and who knows what kind of foreign contaminants. It'd be like trying to digest inedible fungi - if the stomach can't process it, it just won't give any nutrition.
Okay when the fuck are we supposed to be getting our Kikebacker rewards anyways?
I met her, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized that what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... evil.