Welcome to the NHK

it's all a downwards spiral now.
natsu no hi ni youkoso

>>151284519
>are there any other anime about depression/hikki/neet stuff?
Okane ga nai.

Hitori ja nai in my case. It's not exactly because NHK but through the years I have made more attempts to hang out with friends and eventually this helped me a lot. Slowly I've started feeling more secure during social situations, I can recommend it to anyone. I mean I feel like shit most of the time anyway but every little helps it's much better then how I felt years ago

>10 votes
>no one comments
This is why you're hitori bocchi, anons.

>22 hitori bocchi votes
How are you feeling, anons? Why don't you try and go out there? Exercise? Meet people? Or make a eroge? Anything to get rid of the crippling loneliness

I never knew /a/ was this lonely. Didn't NHK motivate you to change your ways?

>>151286464
nope
魔法使いになれしまった　；＿；

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>>151286653
＊なりしまった
私はバカ。すみません

I need more senpai.

>>151286653
>>151286769
Dohoho, Google Translate never fails.
Fucking hell, I'm turning 25 in a few months. If things go on like this much longer I'll become one.
What's it like? Are there any perks?

私は一度彼のお尻が出血するかどうかを見るために男を強姦した。そして、それはしました。

Hitori Bocchiiiiiiiiii

>>151286464
>Didn't NHK motivate you to change your ways?

Nope, not at all.

>>151287043
>Google Translate never fails.
I made enough sense for it to translate correctly? Good.

Perks are that I can spend all my free time doing whatever I want and not having to worry about pleasing or accommodating anyone else -- but that's not exactly mutually exclusive with being a virgin at this age.

In my case I'm extra motivated to stay fit and push myself to excel because I keep telling myself that I'm worthless despite working incredibly hard at everything I do. So, I guess it really depends on why you became or are on track to became a wizard. In my case, I never tried and I actively avoided people since high school.

If only Misaki had found me.

>>151287320
Sounds to me like you just need to get out more and get laid man. You work out, I assume you look good. Put you dick in a vaginer, see how it feels, it might change your life.
I mean, if becoming a wizard doesn't give your magic powers, what's the fucking point?

>>151286464
It did, and I've failed several times. Starting to think this world just isn't for me.

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>>151287405
>see how it feels, it might change your life.
I haven't bothered to fix my phimosis which is why I avoided relationships.

My magic power is being able to play shit like Gaspard de la Nuit. I'm pretty satisfied with that.

>>151287618
>phimosis
Isn't there like a surgical thing you can do for that? Though I understand it'd be hard to come to a doctor, whip out your dick and say help me.

>>151287523
Sounds like you need some benzodiazepines. Talk to your doctor. It did wonders for me. All social anxiety gone. Motivations unleashed. Wonder drug.

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>>151287738
>Though I understand it'd be hard to come to a doctor, whip out your dick and say help me.
I did just that. He was a ~60 year old fat bald man. He told me that I could probably stretch it if I wasn't so sensitive. I'm not giving up on it yet.

Looking back on NHK now is so weird -- I remember everything about it but the art doesn't match up with the appearance in my mind.

>>151287981
Don't wanna talk shit, but doesn't ever 12-year-old go through this? Just pull it back anon. Get some lube if need be.

Re-reading the mango and my feelings are of fuck ;:(

>>151288293
Maybe. I am able to pull it back after stretching for half an hour but the next day my foreskin gets really red and inflamed and I can't pull it back at all -- it's probably a yeast infection.

>>151288364
Perhaps rewatching the anime would make you feel better?

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>>151286464
>change
more like accept

>>151288423
>>151288293
Are we talking about flaccid or erection? I can pull my skin back when it's flaccid but when it's hard it's just not possible.

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>>151288522
[/spoiler]I was the same way but I've been stretching for 24 minutes a day for the past 3 months and I can finally retract while fully erect but only immediate after stretching. Like I said, I might have some kind of infection that I need to treat alongside the tight ring. I bet you could fix it too if you tried. Network54 has a good forum with lots of information on this.[/spoiler]

Is Relife the closest thing to NHK that has been produced recently?

>10 years
>still a loser

>>151287738
Medicine wouldn't do shit since I've already “gotten better” and then gotten worse again. My existing good experiences with friends and girls don't mean shit when I keep ending up alone. Being an ugly manchild also doesn't help.

I'm honestly starting to think being alone is part of who I am now.

>>151284519
>proxy poll
Why?

>>151285307
This, made me take my life in a different direction.

>>151292427
>Okane ga nai.
＞As Ayase is still a student and does not have a job, he is forced to sell his body to Kanou for 500,000 yen every time that they have sex.[1]

Am I reading this right?

>>151284519
I dropped it after 5 episodes.

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Why do I keep watching this scene? I can't explain it but there is some genuine sadness behind it.

>>151287738
Benzos are terrible, they suck you dry of your energy and turn you into a zombie who can't be assed to do a thing. They're also heavily addictive.
Starting to take benzos was one of the worse choices I've made in my life