Is /a/ ready to be drafted?

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>>151150813
Already served.

>>151150813
Only if i get to be a cute 2D shipgirl

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>>151151409

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Too old to be drafted.

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>>151151409
Hands up Onee-chan!

>>151150905
Came here to say this.

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soon

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>tfw to intellijent to be drafted

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>>151150813
Drafted for what?

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>>151151731
It's time to put the gooks and chinks in their place again.

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>>151151816
>mfw on co-prosperity sphere
We truly live in the dark timeline

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>>151151816
What did they do?

>>151151731
This can't be real.

>>151152139
It is.
I can't find it but there's a video of a marine with a Kirino figurine too.

>>151150813
my legs are too fucked up to be drafted.

I'm a girl and not a jew, so I won't be

>>151151636
>that pic
is this what happens when you stuff really makes you think?

>>151152200
Different anon, but nerdy behavior in the military isn't rare. Many of my superior officers were into WoW, had a few amusing stories too.

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>>151152687
Someone has to man the AA guns

>>151152698
meant for >>151152139, sorry.

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Yeah, even theough it would ruin my nice comfy civillian life.

I'm done walking the path of explosions for the forseeable future unless I have to.

>tfw combat engineer because to intelligent for infantry

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>Be in Marine Corps
>Get deployed to Fallujah
>Have loud stereotypical CO
>He's a good guy though
>Get deployed to Fallujah
>Tons of fighting
>Protest in the middle of town
>Bounch of fucking rag heads waving around pictures of Al-Sadr, and waving Islamic flags.
>We are all posted up on the roofs around this protest
>Start taking small arms fire from houses towards the East
>Gunman start firing from the crowd
>Protestors start throwing stones at us.
>We start taking casualties
>Our ROE prevented us from firing at unarmed civilians
>Our radioman gets shot right in front of the CO
>Blood pooling up underneath him
>Commander snaps
>Commander gets on the radio
>OPEN FIRE.
>I respond: What??!!??!
>OPEN FIRE!!!!!
I respond: Sir, are you asking me to fire into the crowd?
>YES SERGEANT I WANT YOU TO WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS.
>Ok SIR
>We all run up to the edge of edge of the roof
>SAW man opens up
>We all open up
>The fucking courtyard is turned into a pool of blood
>Dead bodies everywhere
>Blood running everywhere.
>Toss grenades into the bodies to make sure they are dead
>CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE
>Not a single person in the crowd is alive
>Exfile back to base.
>We don't get sent out of the base for another month.
>We get sent home.
>Chain of command says that Obama wants to court martial my entire Platoon.
>Get offered a plea deal so I don't get imprisioned
>Tell Obongo to fuck off.
>Not enough evidence to prove we did anything wrong
>All of us get discharged.
>CO gets demoted after fighting in Military Kangaroo court for 18 months.
and now here I am posting on /a/.

>>151153169
>marine
you're not too intelligent for anything buddy

>>151153227

>tfw got 96 on the ASVAB and getting a Computer Science degree with my Obongobux while I slay mad college pussy.

Stay mad, super-POG.

>tfw too old
I'll be fucking your waifus while the nukes drop.

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>>151153339

JODY GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>151150813

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>>151153207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30VjNREhAM

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>>151150813

Been ready for fucking years now. Maybe my active duty recruiter can finally stop turning me down and give me work. Civilian world sucks ass.

Holy shit! mods are actually clearing out /pol/ leakage in a timely manner now?

>>151151731
I thought those were just cawadoody cosplayers