/a/ would politely decline

What? Road head? Absolutely not.

I couldn't. I wouldn't. I shouldn't.

Sure, considering she's sucked that with the same lips she sucks old man cock with.

I would, because she's a traitor.

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>implying any if us pathetic weebs would turn down a girl.

Right...

>>151025572
I would turn down every 3DPD

>>151025611
But Shiburin is blatantly 2D.

>>151025494
Traitor?

>>151025439
Driving makes me extremely nervous, leaning over to drink something would kill me.

>>151025484
>worrying about that
Rin is a professional. She cleans herself properly.

i'd rather she suck my straw if you catch my drift ;)

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why do i feel shiburin seem out of place in 364?
i mean the magnitude of Rin's "aura" is too enormous for a small space like 364

>>151026905
Correct. She abandoned her best friends for another group. She has no loyalty. She's the type who would leave her boyfriend, fiance, or husband for another man.

>>151027462
That cunt Mio did it first.

>>151027063
I dont get it. Why would she offer you her drink if you already have a drink?

>>151025439
I honestly don't see the problem with this.
Saliva isn't going to kill anyone, and its not sexual unless you interpret it as such.

>>151027386
She isn't eccentric like the others.

>>151025439
Well of course, that's unsanitary.

>>151025439
Of course. Indirect kisses are nasty.

>>151025611
You'd never get offered.

>>151025439
>japan
>left driver seat

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>>151025611
Of course you would, wouldn't want to embarrass yourself

depends, what's in the cup?

>>151028284
Her piss

>>151025439
Why would I? I'm the Knight Rider!

>>151025439
Well yeah, I'm driving.

Eyes on the road, retard.

>>151025439
Why? I want to get my money's worth.

>>151025439
Not me. I'm not a beta, sorry.

>>151025611
the problem is,
we don't know if an /a/non is a neet or not
if /a/non is gril or not
if /a/non is a normie or not.

>>151025439
You're right, Rin is shit

>>151025439
I'd probably pop off the lid and take a sip. I wish I were joking.

>>151029100
and spill your drink?

>>151025439
I sure would. She an ugly bitch

>>151025439
She's 2D you stupid fuck, /a/ would rape her to say hello. Fuck off normal fags.

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>>151028107

>>151030787
>00:05 o'clock

>>151030885
Do you not know military time?

>>151030396
Kill yourself autismo

>>151030885

Obviously they're in Alaska where it can be sunshine at midnight.

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>>151031317
>broad daylight 5 minutes past midnight

>>151031399
its clearly up north where its daylight 20h out of the day

>>151031391
But if they're in America in uncorrects the fix of moving the passenger seat to the left side.

>>151025439
Am I driving Kitt?

>>151025572
The moment our waifus become real they become cunts, so it's all shit

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>>151031465
>up north
>nice sandy beach and oceanview outside the window

>>151031399
>broad daylight at 8:00 pm

>>151025439
>implications of soft drinks and fast food
I wouldn't even get in the car. Fuck that.

>>151031399
and 20:00 is any better?

>>151029132
If she already drank some it's not right at the brim. I could pop the top with my thumb and carefully take a sip. She's have to put the lid back on, though. That would be hard to do with one hand.

>>151031630
Where I am the sun sets at around 21:00 in the longest days. 20:00 is fine if it's summer.

>>151031499
it seems so

>>151031663
the sun clearly isn't setting

>>151025572
>kissanime

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>being afraid of sharing a straw

Geez guys if you're so afraid of a little saliva how do you kiss girls?

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You're pretty handsome /a/

>>151031780
I don't, I kiss my cum crusted body pillow

>>151031780
What kind of faggot kisses girls?

>>151031780
Enjoy your AIDS, idiot.

>>151032324
>AIDS from kissing

I'd probably start shaking from anxiousness if I had 2D qt3.14159265359 on the passenger seat. Better just to keep eyes on the prey not the horizon at that moment. (prey being the road horizon being that saliva-dripping straw)

>>151032400
>AIDS from kissing
>Deep, open-mouth kissing if the person with HIV has sores or bleeding gums and blood from the HIV-positive partner gets into the bloodstream of the HIV-negative partner. HIV is not spread through saliva.

>>151032804
Oh no, HIV how scary, what year is it again?

>>151032539
Did you purposely wanted to sound this autistic?

>>151032846
2016, my good friend. No need to get defensive, everybody makes mistakes and we are all anonymous here anyway.

>>151032886
where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg.png

I politely declined when a girl offered me her scarf but she kept insisting and I eventually took it

>>151032958
Sounds like she has issues. Maybe you looked like an ex who dumped her and he always wore that scarf.

>>151032954
AIDS comes from HIV not kissing you retard, and if you get AIDS from HIV while in a first world country might as well kill yourself because there's more than just the virus fucking up your brain

>>151033019
It was the scarf she was wearing, and it was because I kept complaining about how cold it was while she was sweating with it on.

>>151033030
>every person gets diagnosed with HIV in the early stages
I wish.

>>151025439
...
That isn't pepsi, is it?

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>>151032804
Then the aids comes from contact with their exposed bloodstream in their mouth, not kissing.

By your logic you could claim holding hands causes aids because you might both have open wounds on your hands.

inb4 100 predictable "but holding hands is the most depraved sexual act of all" jokes

>>151033258
b-but it i-is

>>151033311
What about bumping noses?

>>151033354
M-MOOOOODS

>>151033354
Also causes aids (if you both have open wounds on your nose)

>>151033258
>Then the aids comes from contact with their exposed bloodstream in their mouth
Contact that happens because you are kissing somebody.

Anyway, it's taken from some medical site, go argue with them, my good dude.

>holding hands
The difference is that it's fairly unlikely you both have open wounds on your hands, while gum bleeding is not uncommon + open wounds are clearly visible.

The simple fact is that kissing this slut that surely must have contracted HIV by now poses a real danger. Don't fall for her wiles, /a/non.

>>151032886
I'm sorry it's just the way I was born

>>151033464
It's never too late to fix being born.

>>151033492
It'll fix itself eventually why bother

>>151033459
>argue with them
You blatantly misinterpreting the information they say isn't the sites fault.

>gum bleeding is not uncommon
Yeah maybe for someone who hasn't brushed their teeth in 10 years like you.

Also it's possible a person with aids and open wounds has touched every object and surface in the world therefore you better not ever have touched or be touching any object in the world or you'll be a hypocrite.

>>151025439
Is it bad that I have a saliva fetish?

>>151033762
Yes, it is awful. Life-threatening in fact.

>>151033840
What if I check the insides of her mouth first to make sure there are no cuts or bleeding gums?

>>151033685
>You blatantly misinterpreting the information they say isn't the sites fault.
>>151032804
>>Deep, open-mouth kissing if the person with HIV has sores or bleeding gums and blood from the HIV-positive partner gets into the bloodstream of the HIV-negative partner. HIV is not spread through saliva.
This is just a simple quote from some site, fella.

>Yeah maybe for someone who hasn't brushed their teeth in 10 years like you.
Nice ad hominem, also https://www.cdc.gov/oralhealth/periodontal_disease/

>Also it's possible a person with aids and open wounds has touched every object and surface in the world therefore you better not ever have touched or be touching any object in the world or you'll be a hypocrite.
>hypocrite
Maybe you could claim that I would be a hypocrite if I didn't agree that touching anything (with an open wound) can lead to contracting HIV.

As is, what you wrote makes no sense. Stating that X is dangerous and still doing X != being a hypocrite (but e.g. stating that you shouldn't do X and still doing X = being a hypocrite).

>>151033958
Then maybe you might be OK. But you can never be too careful in these kinds of cases. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you anon.

>>151033958
You still shouldn't kiss a whore, she's probably given head in the last few hours.
>sucking some bald old guy's cum from girl's mouth
Disgusting. Not to mention he may have HIV

I'm fucking driving you cunt.

>>151034016
You said you should never kiss girls because you'll get aids because she might have an open wound in her mouth, yet you continue to touch objects in the world even though you'll get aids from them because a person with aids might have touched them with an open wound. That's your hypocrisy.

>>151034066
But then you can never be careful in any case which might have a chance of possibly doing harm to you.

You might as well never leave the house ever again.

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>>151033762
Fap with me anon.
https://exhentai.org/g/814635/717eb08c16/

>>151034135
>yet you continue to touch objects in the world even though you'll get aids from them because a person with aids might have touched them with an open wound.
I try not to touch anything with an open wound though (apart from a band-aid that should be sterile).

Anyway >>151032804 was my first post. >>151032324 is not me. Welcome to /a/, where it's hard to differentiate people. Though I do agree that kissing a known HIV carrier when gum bleeding is so widespread is a risk that I wouldn't like to take.

>>151034168
Everything has some slight chance of doing harm to you, but coming into contact with this disease-ridden cocksleeve has a considerable chance of doing harm to you. You must always weigh advantages against disadvantages, therefore using a lift with less then percent of a percent chance of death is not a bad idea, but fucking this whore with 50% chance of contracting one of her many illnesses isn't advisable.

>>151034309
Well I'm sure avoiding kissing won't be a huge problem for you.

Still, enjoy your aids the instant you get cut or scraped by any object in the world because it has aids on it. And even if that never happens all the food and drink you consume has aids on it too so you're doomed.

>>151034217
>>151034217
Fuck. I want to smell her breath and taste her fresh saliva so bad.

>>151034449
>Miki, Mika
I started thinking of other im@s girls I liked that I was going to suggest an indirect kiss with, but both of those are kind of slutty.

By the way, by "like" I mean they're the ones I cum the hardest to.

>>151034168
You are right. I guess it can't be helped. If you want to drink Rin's saliva I won't be stopping you. Enjoy, anon!

>>151034451
>Well I'm sure avoiding kissing won't be a huge problem for you.
where_do_you_think_you_are.txt

Also, what is with your inability to understand that some actions have high probability of unfortunate consequences (not to mention low relative value, like kissing one of the worst girls from garbage idol anime) thus should be avoided while some actions have a low probability of unfortunate consequences (not to mention are necessary to function and nigh-impossible to avoid) thus trying to avoid them makes no sense?

>>151034612
I-is it okay if I drink Rin's piss instead? Preferably as she squats over my face and pisses into my mouth. Any health implications?

>>151034723
Your shit taste may become incurable.

>>151034723
I would think it would be quite nutritious.

>>151025484
Even better

>>151034451
Even blood comtaminated with aids wouldn't last that long when it's airborne. There's a reason no one gives a shit whether you have aids or not if you work in the food industry

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>>151034723

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>>151025439
I wouldn't even refuse if it was a guy.
>indirect kissu
Who cares

>>151033258
How about two people with open wounds holding hands? Extra lewd?

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>>151027493
Uzuki is the only good girl in new generation.

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>>151025439
>declining Shiburin

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>>151025439
I for sure would, and then after she insist a little, I would crash the car on something because I would be too embarrassed to reason about anything.

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Kirari a cute.

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>>151025439
Eww. Give me a good idol instead.

>>151025439
Pretty much.

>>151025611
Also this. Any girl into me has to be even crazier than I am, and you never stick your dick in crazy.

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>>151025439
I would lick oji-san semen out of her pussy

I thought this is AIDS thread.

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>>151040904
>I thought this is AIDS thread.
Are you positive?

>>151041095
i dont know but i die of hunger or other diseases before AIDS strike.

>>151025439
No but would she politely decline my gaijin hakujin dick after I drink that?

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>>151025439
/fit/:
>no thank you, m'lady, for you see I need to reduce the percentage of fat cells within my bodily capacity to an extremely low and unhealthy amount as a coping mechanism for my crippling social anxiety by refusing to ingest any calorie- and carbohydrates-dense products, such as the beverage you're currently offering me

>>151028901
Thank you for your wisdom, nihonjin.

>>151028107
>having the driver seat on the same side as everyone else
Commoner, filth.