How many men has Shinobu had?

that one samurai guy.

>>150951975
only two. The first minion and then there's this lolicon douche bag faggot who was once badass in kizu arc hahaks

>>150951975

None

>>150951975
Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?

>>150951975
shes a major key slut and the only good girl in that series was the sister with the BIG TITS

>>150951975
she's had two partners: the original oddity killer and araragi

but somehow she's still a virgin, probably because she initially had a curse that caused everyone around her to kill themselves and then became a horrible monster that needs to attack humans to satiate their nature

>>150951975
Shinobu? only araragi

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>>150952152
t. corpse

>>150952818
She could have enjoyed it before the curse, while people only gave her humane presents or her beauty.

But Nisio wouldn't be stupid of having a LN heroine not pure.

>>150952961
She was a daughter of nobility and got the curse at a young age, so I doubt it.

But yeah, it's mostly just Nisioisin's excuses to keep her pure. There's really no reason why she wouldn't have taken advantage of her powers to fuck with men (literally) during the 400 years when she was a powerful, roaming vampire.

>>150953332
Other than the fact that she's a good person and not a slut.

>>150951975
ZERO SHE IS A PURE

A

PURE

>>150953480
A good person might still be interested in what it's like to be close with a real human bean considering all the shit she'd been through that prevented her from doing so previously.

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>>150951975

>>150953761
A traditional good person isn't particularly interested in flings, which is what any encounter she had with a human would be. Did you not see the distaste with which she reacted to the idea that Araragi might end up a temporary partner like Seishirou?

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>>150952152
>araragi
>in kizu
>badass

the first servant dressed like a transvestite and had a jamie foxx hairline. worst design in the series

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>>150954174
He's been legit badass a couple of times, but not in Kizu.

>>150953663
A pure slut

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>>150954267
He's a nerd.

Has Araragi actually had sex with anyone?

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How many girls has he had?

>>150951975
She is so pure that she had millions of them.

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>>150956162
He is going to feel everything he's done on the recieving end

>>150955989
your mother

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How many men has Hanekawa had?

>>150956624
One or two in every country she visits. She isn't cutting off her true nature any more.

>>150954267
The fight with Guillotinecutter is obviously the best thing in Monogatari.

>>150955944
>araragi
>nerd

The guy is as much of a nerd as Jake Gyllenhaal.

>>150956624
I want to fuck Hanekawa's hanekawas

>>150956816
What

>>150956624
worst

girl

all she does is fucking whine

>>150952818
>Implying her hymen doesn't regenerate

>>150955989
Probably with Karen

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>>150956816
>he didn't watch Owari

>>150951975
0 sexually
2 as "partners"

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She is pure.

>>150958281
I don't think it's possible to look cuter while holding a severed leg.

>>150956714
Man, I wish I could be an attractive 2D girl, able to travel the world and casually have sex with attractive 2D men wherever I go. And since it's 2D so I wouldn't have to worry about STIs.

>>150958281
ween ween ween

>>150954075
Thats her vampire side talking. Nothing to do with a fling.
How many girls would you get with if you had eternal life?

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She is the most beautiful woman in the world. Both outside and inside. Of course she is a virgin.

>>150959381
>How many girls would you get with if you had eternal life?
The same number as I do now.

>>150951975
all of them

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I wanna be her first

>>150953332
You are implying she or vampires have a libido.

>>150960414
Have you ever read Dracula? Vampires are pretty sexual creatures.

>>150960414
They're not dead fish in bed, that's for sure.

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>>150960619
> Vampires are pretty sexual creatures.

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>>150960414
I was gonna retort that the act of feeding increases libido but then I remembered that that was from a different LN.

Anyway theres no point to this post other than that preteen shinobu is a fucking miracle

>>150959702
Impossibru. At this point you can't even be her millionth.

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>>150960671
Like, the vampires in Dracula were super interested in sex to the point where some people claim that they were a Victorian England representation of how wanton sexuality is evil.

Shinobu is pretty sexual herself too.

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>>150961066
> Shinobu is pretty sexual herself too.
S-she is not!

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>>150961120
Please. Her favorite pastime is giving Araragi boners.

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>>150961149
She has some kind of patting/rubbing fetish.

>aren't you going to play with my rib cage

>>150961504
That quote is a throwback to Araragi declaring that the best part of a loli is the rib cage and collar bones during Kabuki. It's not the first time she's joked about it.

>>150961579
>collar bones
A man of taste.

>>150961504
Gaen took a big gamble that Shinobu wouldn't just kill her outright, I'll give her that

>>150959424
thats a lonely eternity we'd have make up a new wizard status

Has anyone bought the Bakemonogatari western release? Is it as good as the Kizu release?

>>150962375
I think it's not out yet

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>>150962426
You are right, I somehow thought the release date was on the 12th instead of the 20th, I just checked Amazon and confirmed it.

>>150956624
the amount of stresses she needs to release..

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GUYS

1 WEEK

FULL HD BAT TIDDIES

>>150963179
My body is ready

>>150963179
I'm more excited for the OST because I've been dying for the song during the Episode fight.

>>150963179
It's shit.

I hope they will release new Kizu III PV.

>>150957096
But she's hilarious. No idea why she mellowed out after Kizu though, to be honest.

>>150962426
Some bookstores have fucked up and already sold copies. Silly me for preordering.

>>150964289
Buy a copy from a bookstore then wait a few days until all the copies have sold out and people are panicking and willing to pay $/£/€100's for one, then sell your pre-ordered one.

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>>150964434
I think I'd rather donate a copy to the library. It's what I did with Kizu.

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>>150952250

>>150951975
Well none really. Her master and her are fucking insanely hilarious.

>>150956769
>fight
>nigga fucks up and takes a hostage in a lose/lose situation
>he kills hanekawa- he loses
>he doesn't kill hanekawa- he loses
>decides to convince a higher vampire to give up, because there is no way this vampire with reality-bending powers could turn it around
>loses
>dies later

I am more impressed these chucklefuck-vampire hunters managed to get that far with their plan

>>150956769
I liked his fight with Dramaturgy as Araragi started getting more unhinged.

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>>150963179
>Gonna see Araragi win confrontations

Hyped

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>neither Araragi nor jap hunter smashed that
Japs are fucking faggots, holy shit

>>150965485
She is not slut or something you know.

>>150961120
She is.

>>150960671
Dat "pure" teen kiss-shot.
>are these idiots serious?

>>150966992
Hoe is it possible to stay pure for 598 years and still be sexuel? How does she do it?

>>150967184
>Hoe
You said it.

>>150953761
>good person
>has premarital sex
Pick one

>>150965485
Hundreds of niggers did that though.

>>150965485
>Araragi will eventually be the first and only one.
Like it's an easy job wanting to "tap" that. The moment you tried something, you'd die without noticing.

>>150967572
>>150967658
Spot the butthurt crabfags. She is pure (for now), deal with it.

>>150967184
>>150953332
Remember how she spent centuries tucked away at the south pole sulking
She may be old as fuck but she's only been exposed to humans and society for a fraction of that time.

>>150960414
just about everything about vampires is a metaphor for sex

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> this thread

She confessed that she had never refused a man.

>>150967650
There's a difference between a good person and a good christian.

In the eyes of man, that is. Not so much in the eyes of God.

>Bakemonogatari part 1 is released next week

Any idea where it cuts off or is it the entire Snail story arc considering Snail and Senjoughara are on the cover?

>>150967658
t. butthurt nigger

>>150963179
who's subbing

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>>150970381
Best subber