Do you like girls in armour?

Hell yeah

>>150947632
No.

But I like girls in suits.

>>150947632
Yes but she needs a helmet

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>>150947632
Suits and Kimonos are better

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>>150947632
Practical armors gets me hard

>>150947632
I like girls

>>150948488
why is she holding her sword like a retard?

>>150948562
Look at her face. She IS a retard.

>>150948562
he doesn't know

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>>150948562
Untrained peasant detected

>>150948562
When fighting an opponent in plate armor, a blade isn't going to do shit. It's best to use the pommel or guard as a club or mace.

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>>150948562
>>150948575

Go fuck yourself, you illiterate peasants.
It's call Halfswording and it is the only effective way to take dow an armred opponent using a longsword

>>150948562
Half-swording.

>>150948698
but you can't hold the end of a blade like that. it's sharp. maybe you'd be able to actually defeat plate armor if you sharpened your fucking sword instead of dulling it so you could treat it like a fucking war hammer.

>>150948698
That's retarded. It's clearly staged and they clearly suck.

I'd fuck both of them up in a sword fight and I've never even hold a sword.

>>150948768
Or you'd break it because the sides are so thin. Lots of european swords aren't sharp because they don't need to be. Their cutting power isn't in the sharpness but in the swing.

>>150948562
>why else would I need armored gloves other than to prevent me from cutting myself?

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>>150948768
>>150948785
>>150948824
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuQPfvSSlo
Jesus Christ
Go back to whatever pseudo-medieval harem shit you are watching

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Do you like princely girls?

>>150948958
>do you like men

not really

>>150947632
>>150948488
Absolutely.

>>150948562
>ah, my enemy is wearing plate armor
>better use the blade which will do nothing unless it hits the face instead of using the blunt part of my weapon

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Why the fuck did guys wear this shit? It takes fucking forever to get off in order to rape someone. It made more sense for the women to wear it if anything

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Why would girls wear armor?
They obviously can't fight, they're girls
pointless thread

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>>150948990
But they're so handsome

>>150949055
Because you will be raped if you didn't wear it

>>150948768
>but you can't hold the end of a blade like that. it's sharp
Yes, that's why people in medieval times wore armored gloves so they can use this technique when the situation arises plus it defends their hands too.

>>150949055
Because you'd be dead within 5 seconds if you didn't.

>>150948785
>implying your fat arms would let you swing fast enough

>>150948908
Retarded. Just bring a mace instead of being a clown swordsman.

>>150948785
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

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>>150949183
Mace are not good against light armor...which is like 80% of an army

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>>150949245
Most creative verion I've ever seen

>>150949245
Nice copy pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByWHzgZA6I

>>150948768
>people who have never handled a sword or heard the words 'edge alignment' thinking they know what does and doesn't work

That's you by the way.

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I prefer bikini armor as an aesthetic, but a full suit can be nice too.

>>150948488
>girl
>practical armor
so basically you're into cross dressing

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Yes

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>>150949539
>bikini armor
yuck
Nothing comes good from any franchise that does that.
Fate used to be respectable /k/ stuff until Jeannes skirt was introduced then, it all went down to this

>>150948698
>Judo for katanas
what a faggot. he must think he is the hot shit.

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>>150948990
>bro by day
>waifu by night
Do you even tomboy?

>>150949959
>Do you even tomboy?

No. Because I'm not a closeted homosexual.

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>>150948562

>>150949346
Did he drink himself numb before reading the pasta?

>>150950077
S-sauce?
My google is shit

>>150948768
>maybe you'd be able to actually defeat plate armor if you sharpened your fucking sword

It's true. If you sharpen your sword enough, you can cut through a steel plate. The more sharp, the more you can cut. The other day, I accidentally made my kitchen knife too sharp, and accidentally chopped my kitchen counter in half. It was just like Japanese katanas at Pearl Harbor.

>>150949992
Congratulations on coming out, anon.

>>150950204
Well, I know it's not easy to reverse image search edits. Sauce is Reincarnation no Kaben. It's extremely dumb chuuni stuff.

>>150948768
>European swords weren't sharp
This meme needs to die.

>>150950369
I mean, they were dull relative to Katanas, right?

>>150950557
Well they were used for hacking armored people compared to katanas used for unarmored peasants.

>>150950557
Every sword was exactly as sharp as the guy who owned it kept it sharpened. Metal swords don't keep an edge forever, no matter how many haikus you write.

>>150948488
>Half-swording meme
everytime

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>>150949539
I totally get wanting to show curves and skin. But at least make it light armor then. Leather, a few metal guards sprinkled over the place and stuff like that.

And why does it have to be a bikini, that's just doubly retarded.

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>>150947632
100% realistic girl armor is fucking boring
There needs to be at least a little femininity or it's just a guy with a really girly face

>>150950557
Katanas, and other curved swords only cut better in concept, not practice. The katana wasn't even intended to be curved, it's a product of shit steel and strange heat treating methods.

>>150951037
I like thighs as much as the next guy but I'm really tired of seeing armour or costume designs make really stupid compromises in order to shove exposed thighs in.

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>>150951135
I mostly agree with you, but occasionally it works really well.

Personally I'm a fan of armor that aren't really practical but look like they could work and look cool. Dark souls is a gold mine for this.

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>>150951169
which compromises do you find preferable then?

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Does a shield provide enough of an excuse to skimp on the armor?

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>>150951276
Ones that don't have enormous gaps in them because the designer wanted to shove tits in your face.

Like the one you just posted.

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>>150947632
I like armor, yeah. How would I know if whoever is under all that metal is a woman or not?
What? No helmet!? (that's a gob rape, right there)

>>150951366
you know the heads are still exposed, right?

>>150951430
I was posting an example of impractical fantasy armor that I still liked.

>>150947632
I do like food saber

>>150951461
yeah but heads are not "enormous gaps"?

>>150951348
Yes. Armor was used in lieu of a shield.
Or shields were abandoned because of armor, it's unclear...

>>150948908
>do it pretty strongly
>obvious pulls the swing back before it hits so he doesn't cut himself

This is autistic. And a free hanging object can be pushed just as easily by giving it a light shove. This demonstrate, if anything, is proof that this half swording garbage is complete nonsense and most likely fanciful crap produced for the sake of culture and artistic value.

>you will never be raped by a femknight

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>>150951424
It's a mystery~

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>>150951561
This is an odd gap in my statement that you're pushing.

If we're going to argue semantics you could just say that the helmet is a separate piece not being worn in that image.

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>>150948488
No such thing as practical armor for women. No one would pay to have armor made specifically for a woman so they'd just be wearing male armor, which would be much too big and cumbersome for them simply because of the size and proportional differences between men and women, especially underfed women and well fed, trained men.

>femknight wants to rape you
>get happy
>she bends you over a table and pegs you
>not so happy

Anon you didn't think this through.

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>>150951721

>>150951701
Tabard?

>>150951627
right should be wearing boobplate at least.

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>>150951717
Armor isn't particularly heavy. Even a scrawny manlet like you could run around in one quite easily.

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>>150951721
Am I being pegged with a strap-on or is she a futa?

This is important.

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There's a very good reason why helmets are unpopular
Nothing says "generic canon fodder" harder than walking around with a full helmet

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>>150951885

>>150951932
But helmets are cool

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>>150951932
But the character who never takes off their helmet is always the best one.

>>150948488
>practical
>open helmet

>>150951885
I'm not talking about weight. I'm talking about fit. Even an ill-fitted modern suit can hamper your ability to move, but it'll go doubly so for a suit of armor, especially when you're on a battlefield full of butt monkeys degenerating into violent animals.

Also, this is a PSA to get your clothes fitted. Even if you're a fat lard you should look respectable in clothes that don't make you look even worse.

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>>150951644
>you will never be the brotagonist

>>150951944
You can tell by the way his legs are slightly spread and the turned out knees that he's running unnaturally. I'm going to assume he's a normal human being so it's probably the suit. It's how people with the wrong size cup run.

>>150951932
>What are crests
>What is a coat of arms
Your helmet is a perfectly valid way of showing your importance. It's just nobody uses any indicators.

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>>150952043
This is under the assumption that our theoretical woman is some underfed and underpaid loser scrounging some mail from somebody else, at which point she would probably have better luck throwing on some more gender-ambiguous chain mail and a gambison because at least that shit fits.

>>150951717
>implying buying armor in the fucking middle ages was the same as picking up jeans at the fucking Gap
Armor was made to fit you stupid fuck

>>150951912
one of those pseudo penises what female hyenas have

>>150947632
What the fuck is the point of wearing half plate and not wearing a helmet?
I hate this fantasy meme
You're wearing highly protective and restrictive armor and not protecting the most vital part of your body
Its retarded

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>>150951805
from googling it doesn't seem long and narrow enough. but they do seem to come in many varieties.

>>150949107
What mango is that handsome boy from anon?

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>>150952251
It provides high armor rating, which in turn protects the whole body.

>>150949107
>draw a girl
>call it a boy

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>>150952379
>draw a boy
>call it a girl

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I like saber and horse saber

>>150952212
If you were obscenely rich, in fact plate armor in general was only for the very wealthy. The idea of hundreds of knights rampaging on a battlefield is a myth, it was just some of the guys who were rich enough to afford their own horses. The wealth was controlled by the men in the middle ages and even if it weren't for one exceptional family society wouldn't accept it. Middle age Europe had very prominent societal values in every day life. Women in armor is pure fantasy and the alleged cases are most likely nothing more than propaganda, as most cases of women fighting in WWII were also (usually Russian) propaganda.

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>>150951654
>the saber/jeanne clones are now spreading to other franchises
when will it stop?

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>>150952414
>draw a girl
>call it a girl

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>>150952043

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>>150952516
>draw a girl
>call it a girl
Degenerates, I swear.

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>>150952083
>BroQuest posting on /a/
Damn it's been awhile.

>>150952549
He said in clothes that don't make you look worse. The fitting is irrelevant.

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>>150947632

>>150952476
>now
anon pls

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>>150951424
Armour!

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>>150952670
Shortstack armour!

>>150949774
>fate
>ever respectable /k/ stuff
Nigga, every servant F/SN looks like a cosplayer.

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>>150952670
If you're going to sack the holy land you had damn well better look good while you're doing it.

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>>150952731
he's probably talking about kerrytugu

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>>150952728
Armour?

>>150951135
>or it's just a guy with a really girly face
Not after those battle scars

>>150952329
It's an Idolmaster doujin
Okamoto - MK2! Burst

>>150952442
>armor was made to fit
>armor was only made to fit if you were wealthy
Did I fucking stutter?
No shit there weren't many suits of armor for women, but that doesn't mean women were literally incapable of wearing armor. It means they wouldn't be able to wear armor that wasn't fitted to them -- the same as men.

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>>150952793
Ha! Armour!

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>>150952740
For all the "muh practical armor" you see /tg/ spout, nobles had the most ridiculous shit on their armor

>>150949992
>I don't like girls
>because i'm not a homosexual
wow.....rly made me think....

>>150952821
>No shit there weren't many suits of armor for women,
There were none. It's just your retarded fantasy. There is no such thing as practical armor for women because it never existed.

>>150952839
>bear visor
That man must have lived his life only as he saw fit

>>150952965
Tomboys are basically men, anon.

If you want to fuck a tomboy in the ass you're literally gay.

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>>150952806
>implying anime characters develop scar tissue before 40
>implying you can't tell females apart from males by their larger eyes and underdeveloped noses

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>>150947632
Nope. Women's place is not on the battlefield.

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>>150952839
>Why must we fight such horrible battles, Brother? How must I cope with such bloodshed?
>You must learn to enjoy what you cannot change. I smile to mask my sorrow over the bodies of comrades and innocents.

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>>150952839
>19

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Why WEAR armor, when you can BE armor?!

>>150952740
>Swedes & Finns
Did they really do all that much of sacking in the Holy Land, though?

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>>150953185
Why FIGHT with swords, when you can FUCK the swords?!

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>>150953283
Sauce please, i'm having no luck with google or yandex

>>150947632
Only if they are cute blonde/

>>150953498
learn to use saucenao
https://exhentai.org/g/933869/215a9d4116/

>>150953207
Not a lot of sacking of the holy land, it's true. One of the countries with the most religious genocides per capita though, both Christian and pagan.

girls wearing realistic armor is like 300lbs larpers in multicam and plate carriers with fake ranger tabs. of course it looks stupid and only a complete autist would think it's cool.

>>150953848
>>150953848
>it looks stupid and only a complete autist would think it's cool.

complete shittaste

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>>150953848

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>>150952436
What about 'hit me' saber?

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>>150953848
>Being this retarded.
You do know that medieval armor was easy to wear and move in, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc

You can breakdance in that shit!

>>150952834
>would last 5 seconds on a battlefield

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>>150950363

>asked for help with sauce
>actually gets it
T-thabks senpai

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>>150952815
Thanks anon-chan. Here have a cute chino.

>>150949774
At least post Mordred.

>>150952600
Man I remember how hard the realigned villianous vixen made me

>>150954392
While not exactly like that, there is merit to having cloth armour, especially being an archer or using artillery.

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im not too late am i?

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>>150954671

>yuropoor swords can't cut through steel

FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES

>>150955070
Put a helmet on you loon

>>150955343
helmets are for NERDS

>>150955343
B-but muh fashion souls...

>>150954326
I think he's implying that woman rarely took part in medieval warfare, and when they did they never wore plate armor, because they weren't knights.

>>150955481
Knights weren't the only ones to wear plate. Only the rich were able to afford hardened plate for much of the medieval times.

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>>150955481
>rarely

Never

>>150955726
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Hatchet

>>150953848
fuck up

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>>150955481
Women didnt wear plate armor because they didnt fight in battles.
Maybe one picked up a kitchen knife and attacked a soldier trying to rape her but thats all.
Also they have breasts so that would be impossible.
>inb4 breasted plate armor
Most retarded hollywood shit ever.
Also Amazons are a myth.

>>150955770
>"This was not a military order"

Might wanna read your own article brah

>>150955805
>>150955726
>in the thousands of years of humanity's history of warfare, during the countless battles whether known or unknown, a female has NEVER EVER set a foot on a battlefield, it is IMPOSSIBLE and has NEVER happened EVER

wew

>>150955926
>putting words in my mouth

Butthurt womyn detected
Also >>>r/feminism

>>150955846
might want to read your own conversation, we weren't talking about their being female military order. we are talking about there being female combatants.

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>it's a '700-pound prematurely balding /pol/tards chestbeating about how they could kill each other on a fictitious medieval battlefield' episode
Isn't this what /twg/ is for?

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>>150955960
>they didnt fight in battles.
and
>Never

not even a womyn famalam

it's just pathetic
like war is the last bastion of a sausage party and you're desperately trying to keep it pure of vaginas

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>>150955805
>Also they have breasts so that would be impossible.
Uh, you do know that boobs are squishy bags of fat, that just get squashed under the plate, right? At most, it's a bit painful or uncomfortable, not impossible.

>>150955963
Read
>>150955805

Then re-read that article.

>>150950077
>due to its killing power being too great, it was even forbidden to use on the battlefield
what kind of retard wrote this manga?

>>150950969
that isn't even half-swording you stupid fuck

>>150956030
>I am pulling this out of my ass

Try wearing full plate then get back to me.

>>150956075
>mangaka
>knowing what the fuck they're talking about

you expect too much of the japanese

HOLY FUCK
IT'S MORDHAU
NOT HALF-SWORDING
JESUS CHRIST

>>150955963
Also look at its "sources"
Lmao

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>>150956097
>I bet this suit of armor that some warriors wore for hours and hours is uncomfortably painful

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Boob plate is the best.

>>150956097
Plate armor isn't skin tight, you can fit tits inside

>>150954392

Since he's got a pistol holstered, I wager armored types aren't in chic any longer in his environ.

>>150956149
The point is, you fucking retard, is that plate armor is designed and fitted for men.
I know this triggers you but women have much smaller frames than men. The blacksmith would have to produce a suit of armor that can ONLY be worn by Females. Extremely costly and time consuming for something extremely impractical.
I'm telling you right now, it never happened.

>>150956189
>>150956207

Life is not anime. Get over it.
If you want to prove me wrong show me ancient sources for women fighting in plate.
Or even women fighting at all for that matter.

>>150956207
>random bullshit you pulled out of your ass
>"I'm telling you right now, it never happened."

beautiful sources right there
i didn't expect a single link to contain every single piece of information regarding older times but here you are dazzling me with this breathtaking, gorgeous source

>>150956274
My sources are "common sense"
Fuck off you delusional cunt

>>150948562
>not murder stroking

>>150956264
I'm not saying women fought in plate, I'm saying women could wear plate because there's enough space for the tits

>>150948768
If this was /k/or /tg/, I don't even know what would happen.

>>150953961
>>150953991
>>150954326
>>150955801
triggered. want to tell me about your airsoft collection? or maybe the longsword you bought at the renn fair?

>>150956304
>common sense

common sense would dictate that in the thousands of years of history at least one female amongst the millions that have lived wore plated armor

but i suppose probability and statistics are too difficult for a retard

I like both proper armour and lewd armour.

>>150956364

Same.

>>150956355
Okay, anon, one female has maybe worn armor. Is your autism sated?

>>150956264
Stop arguing past the guy, he's not saying shit about female knights, he's saying a woman's tits could fit in plate.

>>150949183
Why not just bring a lance, stab them with it on a horse, & save the sword as a sidearm?

>>150956392
sure

i'd say that the chances of more than one are extremely high and the "maybe" is stupid, but I guess that's as much as I'm gonna get from you

>>150949992
So you're an open homosexual.

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I SURE DO

>>150956400
Depending on the size sure maybe.
Anons are taking my statement a little too seriously. Its not simply breasts, its their entire body. And wearing loose fitting armor is more of a hazard than a safety precaution.
T. LARPing faggot

>>150947632
Everyone knows that the less armor the female character wears, the higher level she is.

>>150956410
why not just shoot them with a crossbow?

>>150956152
I'm sorry anon but that looks retarded

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>>150956097
>>150956207
You're a retard. Women can easily fit into plate armor, especially after all of that thick cloth padding is layered on them under the armor.

>>150956617
full plate armor are usually tailored toward the owner anyway.

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>>150947632
Power armor

>>150956671
Fusion suit is a piece of shit

>>150956207
>>The blacksmith would have to produce a suit of armor that can ONLY be worn by Females. Extremely costly and time consuming for something extremely impractical.
I'm telling you right now, it never happened.

if the buyer is forking over the cash, the blacksmith will make it

>>150956617
>Modern armor made with machines

Great argument brah

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>>150956721
Yeah because history is full of entrepreneurial strong independent womyn

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>>150954392
>wanting to use armor when the guy already has a pistol

>>150956737
>Most general armor for soldiers was all different.
Wut. Also, you're a tard who refuses to accept that women can wear armor. Unless you are a delusional moron that thinks that they will immolate upon donning the holy sausage armor of manliness!

>>150956617
>Bare gambeson
Put some riveted mail on that shit, yo

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Stop fighting and post more silly helmets

>>150955805
When I said rarely, I was thinking more about sieges, and women would certainly take part in those, if only to throw boiling water over the wall

>>150956127
Using your sword like a spear and beating them with the pommel like a club is basically the same thing, right?

>>150956152
>Incredibly rich noblewomen with high societal standing with their custom jousting armor
Probably the one instance of everyone's armor being 100% justifiable

>>150948488
that's not how you half-sword.

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Why is no one here discussing anime?

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>>150947632
Yes

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>ITT: muh immersion

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>>150957234
>That 2nd strike
She's terrible.

>>150957234
Why would we do that?

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All other kishideres wish they could be Saber.

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I'd fill her grail.

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When will Japan stop shitting out Saberclones?

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>>150950077
>>150950077

>FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE!!!

NANI!?

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>>150947632

Agrias is original girl in blue colors + platemail.

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>>150953041
Tomboys (at night) are for treating like princesses and love-making in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation and mutual pleasure.

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>>150953041
Niggah what

>>150950297
Underrated post

>>150957725
He said that if you fuck a tomboy in the ass it's gay.

This makes sense, because tomboys are basically men anyways.

Might as well fuck a trap at that point.

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>>150957084
Compared to second hand armor.

>>150952839
Well, yeah, that's cause its DRESS armor, for parades and showing off. That's not supposed to be practical.

>>150952973
Well, if you say so, but typically when there's doubt involved people include qualifiers, as I have. I'm not omniscient, unlike you apparently, so I said it's "unlikely." Reasonably speaking while I have reason to doubt the existence of such armor I have no reason to believe it could not have existed under any circumstances.
I'm not certain that you're actually convinced in historical accuracy, though, so I'll just leave you with that.

>>150956410
Why not just invent lasers and spaceships and blast them from orbit?

>>150957651
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaace?!
>Deviantart

Oh

>>150957809
Tomboys are women who can be bros like men but happen to have a vagoo
Traps are men who try their hardest to be women

There is no comparison and if you like traps you are gay

>>150957809
>tomboys are basically men because they dress and act like men!

wow
therefore to you a man that acts like a girl should be considered female?

sjws please fuck off

>>150956410
Because both those things cost an awful lot of money.

>>150956850
>Unless you are a delusional moron that thinks that they will immolate upon donning the holy sausage armor of manliness!
Nah, just their genitals and boobs

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OUT OF THE WAY FAGGOTS!

BEST HELMET COMING THROUGH!

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>>150948562
Unfortunately it is you who is the retard in this case.

>>150956461
>first-time cosplayer in con.jpeg

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>>150958189
>five hours later
Yeah, tell him.

>>150958315
stupid doesn't expire, it matures

>>150949346
>he posted proof that it was a copypasta
>implying that anyone doesn't know the navy seal copypasta
>implying that anyone on this planet would assume that wasn't copypasta
>even if it was an orignal variation, it would still just be copypasta
Kill thyself peasant.

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>wanting to fuck your sword
Mah niggas

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Fuck yeah I do.

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>>150958460
Anon, you havent been on neo-/a/ for very long, have you?
I've seen people seriously responding to the good old deer fucking lucky star copypasta. And way more than once.

>>150951226
>Says there are exceptions
>posts 3dpd in full armor
>his image looks like a guy with a girly face

>>150951276
Maybe a design that doesn't expose main arteries that an enemy would exploit to kill her in one shot.

Here come the horsefuckers! Squire, bring me closer to the heathen so I can smite him with my sword.

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Girls in heavy armor are the best.

>>150954392
>long bow

>>150951663
Dark knight best knight

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>>150955805
This chick may kick your ass.

>>150952251
> most vital part of your body.
>not the femoral artery
>not the heart
>not The jugular
>the head protected my a hard skull
I'm not saying it isn't vulnerable, but it is far from being the most vital part of the body to protect.

>>150957651
Nice job protecting that princess there, Ag.

>>150952476
Just because it's a blonde knight, doesn't mean it's a saber clone. Christ, you people will do these mental gymnastics to convince yourself that a completely different character is a ripoff of a more popular one just because of one or two similarities. This meme needs to die, along within any fag that propagates this fucking nonsense.

>>150952516
>draw a girl
>call it a girl
That's just sick anon. Take that shit to /d/. We're not degenerates that would be into shit tier fetishes that only peasants would ever enjoy.

>>150952834
He's already fucking bleeding out. This fucker will be dead within seconds of his next fight.

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>>150957084
>>150956609

Fuck you, it's glorious.

Ebola

>>150959384
As >>150952251 pointed out, not wearing a helmet absolutely is a fantasy meme so your statue is fake.

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>>150952251

>>150954081
>>150947632
We have enough goddamn saberfaces in the actual series itself, stop making more holy shit

>>150958604

Supposedly experts say Centaurs would break their back the moment they impacts their lance to a solid target.

These people are faggots, and hate fun

>>150948488
That's not half-swording. That's holding the sword like a hammer for use against armor.

>>150949055
>rance.jpg

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>>150959134

Agrias bullying is strictly forbidden!

>>150959467

he is a faggot

>>150959078
>Get hit with an 80lb force in the femoral area
No harm done
>In the chest
Wind pushed out, you need to catch your breath
>in the neck or head
Instant KO

It all depends on the mechanism of the injury.

>>150959597
I bet she was gangraped at Lionel

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>>150959690

You better have an illuminated manuscript to backup such claims!

>>150958648
Maybe you're right. I as away for some time. Honestly though, it seems ridiculous that someone could assume there would be a chance that it wasn't copypasta and had to google it to be sure.

>>150956207
>Commission a suit of armor
>B-but I won't be able to sell this to multiple other random people, it wouldn't fit them!
Never become a blacksmith

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>>150947632
Yes

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How about some ultra heavy armor?

>>150953143
>implying seeing a grinning fucking mask covered in blood swinging a sword at you wouldn't be fucking terrifying

I imagine I know exactly why they wore shit like that.

>>150951135
>wanting ecchi armor
>not wanting regular armor that actually look intimidating and having a waifu smack people around.

You're what's wrong with female characters.

>>150953590
Aww. Kind of wanted it to be a regular manga.

>>150960208
>Vol. 4
Two nukes weren't enough.

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>>150960427
How bout one of these

>>150960525
25 is the best thing I've ever seen. You would look so festive while murdering.

>>150960525
>all these shitty designs
Just like my medieval fantasy setting vietnamese wall paintings!

>>150956152
>people are unaware at how incredibly stupid boob plate armor is.

>>150960525
>lol, you just got owned by a dude with a lady on his head, bet your gay, enjoy sucking satan's cock in hell for eternity lmao

>>150960598
Anons being prouds of their waifus since dark ages.

>>150960596
Depending on the exact shape it really doesn't actually matter much, its just sort of wasteful material-wise and you're going to have to keep knocking your boobs back into shape after all the dents.

>>150960525
>farmer hat and disco ball combo

My sides.

>>150960690
it does matter if you have it as the picture i replied to. Imagine having 2 metal cups around your bare chest and walking into a wall. That's going to hurt your sternum.

>>150960744
Not really, it disperses the pressure around the edges of the cups, which would also be worn over thick padding anyway. If you have mosquito bite boob armor that might do something, but riveted armor is a thing and even that doesn't really matter. Moreover, why are you just walking into walls tits first?

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>>150960427

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>>150949245
>whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior

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>>150960970

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>>150948562
>>150956127

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>>150960970

>>150952021
Sometimes it's good to have high visibility and being able to breathe.

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I prefer modern armor

>>150960525
thot slayer helm, yes.

>>150960809
You need to try it yourself with a wall. If we are talking purely battle simply falling would hurt the chest. You also say wear thick padding but if you have a deep curve like that the inside will also be sharp.

>>150961794
>take a bowl
>hold it on your chest
>walk into a wall
>ohlookitsfuckingnothing.jpg

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The only good elf is an armored elf.

>>150948768
>he can afford a sharp blade
look at this hotshot, I bet you're a nobleman

Protip: Maces are used to defeat plate armor, swords are just for batting peasants around

are realistic medieval swords & armour fags the new weeaboos?

>>150961824
2 bowls. You put one on each pectoral.

>>150961913
>full plate
>shield

>>150962054
immersionfags are just your typical contrarian fags

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>>150958548

>not being the sheath for your sword

If you know what I'm sayin'

Implying buttstuff

>>150960420
>bigass crunchy armored suit with a fluffy megane qt in the center
>0 results iqdb, tineye, saucenao
>google thinks it's "footwear"
source please

>>150956708
A lot of Fusion was a good game but a bad Metroid game.

>>150962227
Its litterally in the picture

>>150962227
Series name is in the image, top right.

>>150962534
Wait, what is this? A game?

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I despise Saber but I enjoy the archetype

>>150951424

Do you know how I know you watched "The Kid in King Arthur's Court"?
Because I know that fetish.

>>150962115

What else are you going to bash into an easy guard breaker with?

>>150950776
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARRS AARRRIIIIVEEED

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>>150963238
Armored valkyries a best.

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>>150964030
Damn right