Want to split a burger, anon-kun?

Who the fuck eats a hamburger with a fork and knife?

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Why can't japanese girls eat burg right?

>>150947222
The sides of my mouth have been splitting for about a month now so they start bleeding whenever I open my mouth for something bigger than a chicken nugget.

>>150947326
Are you a japanese girl?

>>150947112
If the burger's too big or something super gourmet, you hold it in place with a dressed toothpick and slice at it like a smaller roast beef.

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>>150947448
>gourmet burger

>>150947561
I take it your friends and family don't love you enough to take you to some fake fancy burger chain for fridays or birthdays.

>>150947448
Maybe if you're a commie.

>>150947764
I just don't think that burgers should be "gourmet", since hamburgers and hot dogs are a staple "everyman" food.

>>150946966
This is fucking disgusting.

>>150947807
Eh, it's relative. You have these crazies in the east coast who pay hundreds for pizzas with gold flakes and super rare caviar/anchovies on them, so a $13 large burger with A-1 and peppercorn isn't out of the blue for me.

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>>150946966
>eating a burger with any utensil other than your hands
Oh my jimmies

>>150947807
The fact that cheap, shitty versions exist doesn't mean you can't have a nice version. You can get a pack of cheap ramen for 30 cents, but you can also go to a nice restaurant and get a bowl of gourmet ramen that isn't shit.

>>150947112
Had to eat with it one time.
Shit was huge, delicious, but way fucking huge.

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Well, at least americans know how to eat a burger with their hands. If the burger is big every time you bite a lot of sauce and the stuff inside starts to move and that's annoying as fuck. I always end up using a fork too.

>>150947807
>gourmet
Even dives and cheap family restaurants can serve you burgers that are too tall to comfortably eat with your hands.
OP's picture is not an example of this, of course.

>>150947326
Drink water?

>>150947807
Dude, drop like fifteen bucks on a burger that has a bunch of shit on it you like at a restaurant with a good reputation for quality burgers and you'll hate yourself for missing out all these years. A shitty fast food sandwich from McDonald's is as different from a quality burger as a hot pocket is from fresh restaurant pizza.

>>150947984
Remember to dip your burger in some maple syrup

>>150947807
Everything is gourmet if you put gold leaf and truffle oil on it.

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>>150947222
Some can

you're all retarded for thinking a burger is gourmet if it costs $15 and that you shouldn't eat it with your hands

>people talking about hamburgers like they know shit
>probably haven't even been to Hamburg

You're all fucking retarded.

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>split a burger
Eat the whole thing. You need some fattening up. I'll buy one for myself.

>>150949359

Hamburgers in Hamburg is just a ham steak. Which is also what they call it in Japan. Though I don't know why Japan eats it at all since they have the far superior Katsu steak.

What the west knows as Hamburger was invented in the US. It is thought to have been invented between 1898 and 1905. But multiple people lay claim to coming up with the idea.

>>150946966
>all those carbs
No thanks.

>>150949555

Carbs are the main reason people get addicted to hamburgers. They think they're eating it for the meat. But really their body is dependent on wheat and sugar.

I had to completely cut out wheat from my diet because of this.

I eat everything with a fork spoon or knife at work because it keeps my hands clean

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>>150946966

>eating burg with a knife and fork

YAMERO

>>150946966
Yes why not.

>>150946966
who the fuck does that?

>>150947112
I do if the burger is covered in chili.

>>150947112
It's the norm in EU restaurants.
The exception are buger joints

>>150946966
>knife and fork

I don't want to get aids from splitting food with a faggot.

>>150949999
Quads check confirms truth

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here it is

>>150951935
Burger kun

>>150946966
No thanks, I already had my daily mandated burger

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>>150947326
>The sides of my mouth have been splitting for about a month now

>>150950036
no way

>>150947326
Anon, you have herpes. Mouth sores are a typical symptom.
Sorry you had to hear it from me.

I want to eat hamburgers again but red meat is unhealthy ;_;.

>>150952828
Do it, we are going to die anyway

>>150952828
You can eat burgers with other kinds of meat too.
But please don't eat that vegetarian garbage.

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>>150952828
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>150952951
For once a tripfag isn't a complete faggot
>tfw the captcha is about pizza
That's it, i need junk food

>>150947222
They're not used to having gigantic things in their mouth.

>>150946966
Looks like squap to me

>>150946966
We red-blooded Americans don't get triggered by much but goddamn does using utensils on a burger trigger the shit out of me.

>>150955013

>We red-blooded Americans don't get triggered by much
As an American, there's a billion ways to trigger other Americans. Basically showing them anything they're not accustom to like a foreign language, opera or their own history before the year 1945.

>>150955013
What? There's the whole SJW anti-SJW thing everyone is getting triggered around here.

>>150947222
Because you hold it from the bottom, not the top. Fucking chinks

>>150953868
white girls must be good at eating those Big Black burgers

>>150947899
>>150948461
Oh, I didn't realize that $15-20 was what you were talking about. I was thinking something like $100, similar to food at high-end restaurants.

>>150955013
East coster detected

>>150955719
They're not red blooded

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>>150946966
Anyone have that image (or better yet a thread screencap) of that Anon eating a burg like this?

>>150959179
The fuck is that?

>>150947112
I have a big beard and mustache, if I don't cut it into bite sized pieces, I end up chewing on a bit of hair as I try to shove the fucking burger in my mouth.

I honestly eat burgers way less because of my facial hair because they're inconvenient.

>>150946966
Nope, nope, land of ten thousand nopes.

Next I suppose you wanna eat pizza with a fork and knife.

>>150947448
Nah. Toothpick is all you need. Grab that shit and shove it in your mouth like an animal. Show your friends and family what an alpha male you are.

>>150947326
I know your pain, and it is truly horrible.

>>150959268
A bacon sandwich with a bigass piece of bacon.

>>150947326
Get some lip balm on that shit or see a doctor or something.

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>>150959179
>>150959418
How is it possible for Japan to out bacon Americans.

Glorious Nippon!

>>150948199
You're biting it wrong. Use those incisors.

>>150959418
Holy shit

>>150959179
Awww shit nigga, is that fatback?

>>150959393
Eating burger like that doesn't make you an alpha. In fact, it just make you look more beta for failing in trying to show off your manliness

>>150959179
HOLLY SHIT

>>150959269

me too, I have a large moustache and so I generally eat meals with utensils as much as possible.

>>150947326
My mouth used to do that until I got some nice lipbalm and stopped sucking dick.

>>150959179
god damn

>>150947112
I'd do if they'd serve it with a knife.

I ate one huge burger in a restaurant one day, the thing was simply too huge, like 12cm diameter and 8cm high. I don't know, but the shit was so big i couldn't fit it into my mouth and when i tried to bite it all of it fell down, so i had to cut it in halves.

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>>150959570
Because japs love two things. Food and drinking. That my friend is something you desire when you are absolutely gone.

Utensils problematic, but using a knife to cut a burger in half to share is no big deal.

>>150958163
Nice file size Satan

>>150955632
Going through her autism for her social link wasn't worth it, damn you mitsuru

>>150948461
this is bullshit.

you can get a nice burger at mcdnolads too. have you ever put a poutine and hashbrown on top of the patty? that's some first class shit.

>>150947222
This reminds me of myself as a child. And Patrik.

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>>150960376

>see international students at uni eat burgers, fries, chicken wings, and pizza with utensils all the time
You guys cringe too right?

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>All of these pics without post best girl with burg first
Disgusting!

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>>150960810

>>150947326
I wonder how you got hurt.

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>My red, white, and blue soul when I see people from other countries enjoying burgers.

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>>150947764
My family isn't low brow enough to eat a hamburger at a proper establishment
It's fine at a McDonalds, but in a formal setting? You can't be serious.

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Chili's does some bomb hamburgers.

Juicy, running down my arm kind of burgers.

But my fav budget burger place is In-N-Out.

>>150962149
thats a big boy burger

>burger thread
OH BOY

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I should use the beef I have in the freezer but I'm on a spaghetti spree. I'm trying to see how many nights in a row I can eat spaghetti before I get sick of it, I'm going to run out of spaghetti.

>>150962857
You're making me want to run down to EJ Burger and grab a huge one, but it's midnight and I don't want to get buttfucked by hobos.

>>150959179
Japanese bread shops are amazing. There's one in the Tokyo Food Show in Shibuya near where I live. All of the food there is insanely good.

>>150960376
A

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>>150962983
>mfw this is an actual CG and not a shoop

>>150946966
two were not enough

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>>150947112
>be american, go to my ancestry country because muh heritage
>be there for 3 weeks, miss american food
>luckily an american themed restaurant is nearby with burgers and pizza
>they burgers taste like they're for vegans and the pizzas are flatter than Etna's chest
>to top it off they're eating with forks and knives
I got TRIGGERED so hard

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>>150947112
Heh. What do you eat it with, your hands?

>>150949999
Jesus that sounds grotesque

>>150959327
I will eat fucking chili in a bowl with a fork and knife

>>150949555
>All those carbs

I fucking love bulking in the winter

>>150947326
That's what you get for sucking so much cocks

Capcha: woodland

>>150963556

Lol

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>>150947326
Get some hydrocortisone ointment and put it on the cracks before you go to bed. Make sure it's ointment, its diffrent from cream. It will fix it in a day or 2. It was fucking magic the first time I used it.

pizza > burger though

>>150950036
I am EU, I ate a burger at spanish restaurant by hands

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>>150965642
>3D

Come back when they've made an anime version of you that isn't a bulimic camwhore.

>Holding it by the top
What fucking idiots, no wonder they're all sloppy

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>>150947112
I never understood too, until I went to a hipster restaurant and they served me pic related. It was simply not possible to eat it with my hands.

>>150947112

Shes cutting it in half for you. You ungrateful piece of shit. Get the fuck out.

>>150947326
Vaseline helps.
Semen does too, if you prefer that.

>>150959327
Yes, that's how you eat pizza, you fucking subhuman.

>>150946966
please delete this post

>>150946966
>half a burger
That's barely food.

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>>150947112
The classy. I eat my Big Mac with chianti while wearing an 18th century cravat.

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I need burg cause of this thread.

>>150947112
Same people that eat Pizza with a fork and knife. New Yorkers

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burger sushi

What is more deviant:

Eating a hamburger with a knife and fork
Eating pizza with a knife and fork

>>150966837
Eating a hot dog with a knife and fork.

>>150946966
Eating a hamburger with a knife and fork is stupid, but cutting your hamburger in half is the patricians method.

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>>150966854
>>150946966
Explain how would you eat this without knife and fork then?

checkmate.

>>150966906
>eating that in the first place

>>150966906
With my hands because I'm not a little frilly princess.

>>150967040
>I'm not a little frilly princess.
>not being a little frilly princess eating huge hotdogs with your hands

>>150966906
What do you think the fucking wrapping paper is for you imbecile?

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Let's eat some burgers together anonkun!

>>150967062
We can't all be cute girls. Some of us have to protect them.

>>150967159
>cute girls can't protect cute girls

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I am the wheat of my bun
Beef is my body and ketchup is my blood
I have created over a thousand patties
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many burgs
Yet, these spatulas will never hold anything

So as I pray, UNLIMITED BURG WORKS

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>>150947222
But they can

>>150967189
Correct. They're silly and too busy with tea parties and being unable to eat burgers correctly. They need responsible adults to fight off the fat faceless men from the bad kind of doujin.

>>150967221
>Clarkson
>The stig
>Captain slow
>Hammond
>Japanese

>>150947326
Got that once because I ate too much ice

Took forever to heal.

>>150967221
>Shecklemaster
>Japanese
Ha. No

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>>150967123

>>150959179
that looks fucking disgusting desu.

>>150962573
4u

>>150967374
Translation: I eat big black dicks for breakfast, lunch and dinner

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>>150947326
Few months ago I ate something that had a really sharp corner and damaged the left side of my inner lip, didn't care for it and it opened up into a huge fucking hole. Could do nothing other than sleep until it was healed.

>>150966854

>Eating a low-quality sausage with a knife and fork is somehow more deviant than eating a burger or pizza with a knife and fork

Oh you got me anon nice epic troll you faggot

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>>150963482
every true american will get triggered if he encounters actual culture.

if it's not an xxxl portion of bastardized food dipped in grease, it's not suitable for you.

>>150950036
It's not though.

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I want to fuck wendy.

>>150947112
Japs always had a thing about fingers touching the food.

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>>150958163

She eat like a proper Swedish Norrlander.

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>eating pizza in a restaurant without using knife and fork
Almost disgusting.

>>150967617
Given the price of that burger at Norway, I'd not fault you.

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>>150967448
>>150966854
>>150966906
T. The Right Honorable David Cameron

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>>150947112

The President of The United States

>Eats Fried Chicken with a fork and knife
>Eats Pizza the wrong way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-XgMymBIY0

>>150967721
He's president-elect.

>>150967607
Use your chopstick then

>>150952828
Please consider eating vegeburgers.

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Egg-chan is for SEXUAL!

>>150947112
If you want to split a burger cutting it in half is the easiest way. The fork is just there for support.

>>150946966
As an American, this triggers me.

>>150952828
Fish fillet is one of the best burger patties you can use. Filet-O-Fish for example is god tier.

>>150946966
tfw I buy 2 burgs for me and my waifu every time.

>>150966906
> newspaper as wrapping paper to eat food off of

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Yamero!

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>>150971290
shhh, some of us like being burgers.

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FREEDOM

>>150966906
All you need for that is a fork to get the toppings that fell of back on the hotdog.

>>150971252
Why does he wear the mask?

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>tfw ate all my microwave burgs

>>150967721
>billionaire
>eating buckets of KFC
Proof that money can't buy taste.

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>>150972194
Bet you his business card looks good.

>>150970677
>egg burger
what in heaven's FUCK

>>150972388

>he's never had a burger filled with sausage, egg, and bacon with two waffles for buns and syrup for sauce

>>150972416
That's a McGriddle or something, not a burg. Eggs are the meat's choice for pussies, not that they're not good but replacing angus steak with them is heresy.

>>150949390
>rice on a burg
W-what?

>>150972388
>he hasn't had egg on burger

>>150946966
You can not split a burger. No matter how fresh it is, once it splits it ceases to be a burger and you alter its taste. You have changed its nature permanently.

>>150972623
It's a breakfast anon, relax.

>>150947326
It probably happened because your lips were really dry, and that either has to do with you breathing out of your mouth due to nasal congestion while you sleep, or with general dehydration.

You need to keep your nasal passages clear, and you need to drink more water in the future, however, while it heals right now I'd recommend you follow your instincts and just focus on not repeatedly splitting the wounds open again while you heal, otherwise the healing process is going to get real dragged out.

>>150972416
>>150972812
>he

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>>150973015
Your mom's a breakfast, kid.

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>>150973341

>>150974116
I want her to bite my chewy chewy salty walkty unwashed glans off and chew on it.

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>>150974714
What did he mean by this?

What a beautiful thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc

>>150947807
You know, you can have gourmet ingredients too anon. Or are you going to unironically argue that a Kobe beef burger wouldn't be gourmet?

>>150972750
could be hashbrowns. Artist should've browned them more.

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>>150967721
That's a stuff crust, though he does eat pizza with a fork and knife.
He also has his steaks well done.

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>>150966712
The only New Yorkers who eat their pizza with a knife and fork is Trump and DeBlasio. And that triggers me as a New Yorker. You're supposed to fold it in half and eat it hunched over a paper plate while walking or squatting on the street.

>>150959179
That's basically just a slab of meat with a handle tbhonest

>>150947326
My braces have been doing that to me

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It offends me there's not a single Daitoshokan related post in this thread.

>>150980187

Is that a problem?

>>150973341

Well if she was hot I'd eat it daily every morning. Maybe even sometimes for dinner.

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>>150980367
Too many EOPs.

Also Aoi a best, I really hated her when she throws Toshobu out of their clubroom, but afterwards she redeemed herself. Also I really wanted for her to have a yuri scene with Maho, but I guess most Japanese buyers wouldn't like that.

>>150980634
Good taste. I would've loved a yuri scene, I guess they were afraid of the NTR backlash? Should've just not given kaichou her own route, it wasn't that good anyway.
It would be amazing because Aoi's an M, right? But there's no way kaichou would take the lead, given how she's not even into yuri. So it would be Aoi forcing herself onto her, while at the same time moaning submissive phrases and begging to be abused. Imagine how great it would be.

>>150952828

Then eat a Chicken or Fish burger?

>>150980843
Yeah, I'm afraid at least a part of Japanese buyers would consider that NTR. There could have been at least a threesome scene with Aoi and Maho though or even just Aoi catching Kakei and Maho and then schlicking to it, I'd be okay with that too.

>>150980087
>or squatting on the street.
I don't think you belong in new york or this county for that matter.

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>>150951874
Is this SFW? It's like vore technically.

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>>150966661
I want to suck on Hibiki's feet.

>>150981603
Kek

Speak for yourself. My friends and I always squatted on the sidewalk eating a slice after school. We lived in a Polish neighborhood, though.

>>150980960
Masturbation is fine, but a 3P scene with Aoi would be heresy. She's a pure yuri girl exclusively attracted to other girls, there's no way she would willingly do anything lewd with a disgusting male. If she was forced into it, fine, but that doesn't fit with the other two's personalities.

>>150982353
She falls in love with Kakei in her route in the fandisc.

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>>150963482
>pizzas are flatter than Etna's chest

>>150982418
What the fuck. That's the most heretical thing I've ever heard in my life. It's basically a spit in the face of all yuri fans. At least it's not canon right, it's just a bonus scene for porn purposes?
I don't read fandiscs anyway generally, but I'm going to especially not read this one now.

>>150982608
It's a short separate route in the fandisc. I don't think it was well done, the developments were too fast. You're right that Aoi isn't someone who would just fall in love with Kakei.

Hambagah you motherfuker

>>150971252
INTENSE ANIME INNER MONOLOGUE *"hmp! who is this mysterious man who works at McDonalds? and why does he seem so.... familiar.? hmph"

>>150947112
Wimps afraid of a little messy eating.

>>150946966
I would cut it in ten and slowly eat it.

>>150982698
Why do VNs hate yuri? Have you seem the anime specials, I know the anime is shit but the specials are super lewd yuri.
August side routes are always mediocre anyway, the only exception was Ureshino's which was great.

>>150982920
That's because Ureshino is great. Her route in the fandisc was pretty okay too, I'd recommend it. Kana's too. And then the non-route short story in it.

>>150946966
Y-you too.

>>150960270
more?

>>150983003
Eh, if it's just pretty okay I'm probably not going to find the time for it, it would have to be as amazing as the main game.
How's Tamamo(best girl, of course)'s fandisc route?

>>150983478
Dunno, I didn't care for Tamamo too much in the main game, so I didn't read her fandisc route.

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Fuck you /a/ now I'm hungry again

I haven't eaten hambagah in years. Why do these threads always have to pop up and remind me of what I'm missing out?

>>150947326
>>150948374
>>150959416
>>150959507
>>150966210
>>150973270
>>>150973341
>>>150972623
>>150964863

back to burgs please

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>>150946966
Reminder that girls eating burg is /jp/ heritage
Stop cultural appropriation /a/

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>>150984565
>/jp/
and /jp/ came from /a/

>>150983529
How? She's clearly best girl, the OP pic is even devoted to her. She's graceful and refined, hard-working and dedicated, but also has a cute and fun side. The other girls are fun but nothing compared to Tamamo.

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>>150984817

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>>150947112
The British. My mother had to eat pizza with a fork and knife as a kid.

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>>150984879
Your superior numbers mean nothing in the face of Tamamo's cuteness.

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>>150985169

>>150963120
FUCKING

>>150960005
>stop sucking dick
>for anything
???

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>>150985260

>>150983766
>remind me of what I'm missing out
The fuck? Why don't you just go out and get a fuckin burger, man? They aren't expensive, dude.

There's nothing wrong with eating a burger, or any other food for that matter, with utensils or chopsticks. Eating food while you handle it with your bare hands is savagery that primitive peoples practise and is justly looked down upon by all genuinely civilised peoples. There is literally nothing snooty about eating these things using utensils, it's a basic standard of cleanliness and table manners.

>>150988424
If you're using utensils for a burger, something designed for hands, you have no reason for the bread to be there to begin with.

>>150988826
There has to be some kind of side dish.

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>>150989618
Wrong one.

>>150980087
>I'm a New Yorker
>This is how you're supposed to eat pizza
Fuck off. Italian Americans aren't even real Italians.

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How get burger?

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People who use knife and fork to eat burgers are on the same level as people who pour whiskey in a glass instead of drinking from the bottle. Scum like that belongs in a mental hospital.

>>150963191
Where is this from? Is it from a game?

>>150990522
>People who eat their burgers with moderation are on the same level as alcoholics.

>>150975577
>Kobe beef burger
You mean beef that isn't from Kobe because even now only 9 restaurants in America can even import Kobe beef (and even this happened recently) and restaurants in America can lie to you about what they're serving because the jews literally protect them and fuck consumers with agricultural laws?

>>150982920
Everyone hates yurifags because you're obnoxious.

>>150985306
LEAF

>>150991529
I'm not sure what you're implying anon. Are you trying to imply that because there are charlatans selling fake Kobe beef, somehow this makes authentic Kobe beef not gourmet?

>>150991684
No, I'm explicitly stating that most places that sell "Kobe beef burger" are lying to you, and you're an idiot for overpaying and thinking you're eating actual Kobe beef. Please tell me where you ate a real Kobe beef burger, I've eaten Kobe beef in America and in Kobe.

>>150965642
sauce? youtube channel?

>>150991747
Okay so you are fucking retarded then. Nowhere did I mention me eating a Kobe beef burger and you are outright claiming that somehow there being fake Kobe beef makes authentic Kobe beef not authentic.

>>150991836
Show me a single restaurant that sells real Kobe beef burgers.

>>150991883
Holy fuck, just how retarded are you. This was blatantly a fucking hypothetical scenario.

>>150991910
Yes, you trying to make a hypothetical scenario to sound smug a make point about actually burgers. However, what you said isn't based in reality, and as such, you're an idiot.

>>150991990
>What you said isn't based in reality.
The fact people don't make Kobe beef burgers (which I assume is false) doesn't mean you can't. The entire fucking point here was that Kobe beef, real Kobe beef not this fucking fake shit that was never even referenced to begin with, is a gourmet ingredient. You are easily the most autistic person on the internet right now.
>W-WELL ITS STOOPID TO BUY KOBE BEEF IN MERICA COS IT'S FAKE NOT REAL LIKE JAPANESE KOBE BEEF, THAT MAKES REAL KOBE BEEF NOT GOURMET AND KOBE BEEF BURGERS NOT REAL COS IT IS CLEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MINCE KOBE BEEF AND TURN IT INTO A PATTY
This is how you sound.

>>150992197
Is it like one person burger-posting? Cus I feel like I see the same set of pictures every time there is one of these threads.

>>150992096
Anon said burgers aren't gourmet. You said "What about if we made a Kobe beef burger." Those don't exist, and for good reason. Burgers are not a gourmet food. There tasty as hell, but not gourmet.

>Those don't exist, and for good reason
Really? Does it have some magical property that makes it impossible to mince? Or are you purely arguing that somehow people not making Kobe beef burgers makes them not real. I can just Google Kobe beef burger and get lots of examples of Kobe beef burgers. Their authenticity can neither be proved nor denied.

>>150992249
>>150992336

>>150992382
>nor denied
Except that those restaurants can't legally import or sell Kobe beef.

They don't exist anon. Burgers aren't gourmet food. Deal with it.

>>150992563
A Kobe beef burger would be gourmet. You are wrong.

The fact it can't be imported makes it more gourmet.

>>150992606
And they literally don't exist because burgers, no matter how much you wish them to be, are not gourmet.

>>150992702
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gourmet
>Gourmet may describe a class of restaurant, cuisine, meal or ingredient of high quality
You are wrong. Kobe beef burgers would be gourmet.
>Le they don't exist
I could make one if I had Kobe beef. You are double wrong.

>>150947112
you eat pizza with a fork and knife if you go to an italian restaurant.
That shit just come out of the oven and is piping hot, do you expect to just be holding slices to your face like a fucking child?

>>150992743
>My imaginary food would be gourmet
Even if it existed, grinding Kobe beef would just be a huge waste.

Anyways, enjoy your objectively non-existent burgers.

>>150992937
>Get proven wrong objectively
E-ENJOY YOUR OBJECTIVELY NONE EXISTENT BURGER *runs out of door*

>>150947807
why would you just eat shitty versions of something you can do properly?
Gourmet food is just well done food with expensive ingredients. the fact that you can pull off a burger with a burnt mcdonalds patty doesnt mean every burger has to be shitty "everyman" food.

Even stuff like snails is everyman food in their original country.

>>150992968
>proven wrong
Oh sorry, I must have missed where you showed me that existing.

>>150966041
is that cheese or sauce? I honestly can't tell

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No

Burger a shit

Potato and egg master race here. Best food ingredient, Literally the most versatile out there, you can literally make anything with it and it goes with every kind of food

>Enter captcha
>Pick all bugrer
>Pics only show sandwiches

>>150993095
>Haha, if I keep saying it's impossible that will make it impossible and thus make me right even though we were arguing about a purely hypothetical burger which only doesn't exist (according to me) because it is tricky to import the main ingredient

>>150992339
Creepy.

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>>150966041
That looks fucking disgusting, mang , woundt cutting it with a knife / fork would just make all the meat / vegetable slipping around and messy as fuck

You should go with other type of bread / patty for that

>>150959179
anon this is a blue board

>>150993199
>Yes I have a point, because it's not physically impossible, even though it doesn't exist in the first place because burgers simply aren't gourmet
>Importing Kobe beef is only "a little tricky"
Ha, thanks for the laugh anon.

>>150993290
>even though it doesn't exist in the first place because burgers simply aren't gourmet
Not as much of a laugh as your denial.

You have literally yet to prove Kobe beef burgers would not be gourmet beyond going "UM WELL, PEOPLE DON'T EVEN MAKE THEM", and without actually proving people don't make them to boot.

You can keep going though. Your stupidity is pretty entertaining.

>>150966906
>not being able to deep throat a delicious sausage

Holy shit what a faggot.

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>japanese girl ask for Hamburger
>gets a burger patty with a fried egg on top

>>150993467
>Confusing a hamburger with a HAMBAGA STEAKU

>>150992911
Just wait for it to cool off?

>>150993375
>If I full my mommies shepard's pie with truffles and gold shavings, it's gourmet!
>You have to prove a negative, I don't have to prove the positive
Oh sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a handi-capable person.

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FUCK THIS THREAD
MY DIED WAS BALLER
I WAS DOING SO FUCKING GOOD
TOMORROW I'M MAKING A MONSTER BURG
LIKE, THREE OF THEM
YOU'RE ALL WANKERS

>>150959179
>Huge piece of meat that makes it hard to eat, even with your mouth open wide
>Meat is the only component
>Shitty ass bread, literally the shittiest kind of bread out there
>Random ass cheese for amurifat

Shit tier bread

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>>150993540
>Eat cooled off pizza

>>150947764
>for Fridays

My family taught me not to waste my money on facetious bullshit every goddamn week. We also know how to do this thing called cooking.