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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbiL8D6qX0

your low res LED waifu is here /a/
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>>150924035
Yes I already saw, preorders were yesterday.
They are currently working on more characters as well as english I've been told through an email from the creators.
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Too expensive ;-;
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>a huge box
>will probably look like shit in daylight
>already looks pretty weak in the trailer by just artificial light
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So how does that work? Is it just a screen in a coffee jar?

Also funny how they don't even hide that it's aimed at losers.
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>>150925107
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+mirror+holograms+work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33IvhNsiPb4
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>>150925210
>>150925107
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttv1Lo1Ld2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVimPY5cobU
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garbo waifu
where's my kohai-chan hologram
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>>150924035
I never thought I'd see the day.
I am fucking crying.
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>>150924035
The Glorious waifu age is upon us, its literally dawning, Its fucking here right now, Im starting to fucking tear up man. How much does this shit cost?
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Don't insult her guys
She might not be your type, because the best will come to you later
But this is surely one step closer
Thank you scientist, for never give up building our hope and dreams. I'm fucking proud of you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olRbG-9mfa0
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>>150924035
>I wonder if he'll be back soon
>It's still noon
>nuu...

>I am returning now
>Yaay! (starts making the house ready for your return)

>I'm nearly there
>I want to see you soon~
>In like 10 minutes
>I'm waiting


>You know, I just thought knowing that someone is waiting for you at home is a nice feeling.
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>>150924035
The future looks great
I can't wait for android waifus to walk around town
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>>150925758
321,840 JYP = 2800 USD
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>>150924035
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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>>150924035
It's done. It's over. Anime is real. The future is now.
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>>150924035
Erm, why not just get a real wife?
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>>150926207
>3DPD
Fuck off reddit.
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>>150926274
>Biting the bait
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>>150925758
298,000¥
I hope there's a more affordable versiob later on.
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>>150924035
They coulda made a cuter default waifu tbqh
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>>150924035
>that awkward asian kid at the office
>always alone, always on his phone
>never comes to company events or to the bar with the team because he's too busy speaking moon to his phone or on Discord
Hits too close to home. I just want to be friends with the poor guy.
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>>150924035
Who cares. Call me when they make a strong AI waifu.
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>>150926929
Now you need to worry about him anymore, as he got what he wanted.
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Is there any other product even similar to this? I ask because if it has no competition $2800 seems pretty reasonable considering how most working single guys probably have a nice jew pile sitting in a bank account.

I'd love to get me one but currently living with a room mate and I wouldn't want them to see it/share it. I also can't wait to see when they let you make your own waifu or offer anot extensive selection.
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>>150927008
Baby steps anon, baby steps.
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>>150925984
Worth. It.
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Their website (seemingly unintentionally) shows another character. Seems to be a more mature girl.
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If I had a stupid amount of money to waste on a 2.5D girl in a jar to welcome me home everyday, I just might think about buying one.
I'd like a more mature older lady though.
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Make an "Ara Ara~" type waifu and im getting one instantly even though i won't be able to eat for like 2 weeks.
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We're getting there.
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>>150927213
Anon thats Unity-chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_GUlXJ52YA
But this would mean that you can use any model on it.
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>>150927468
If you couldn't use different models on it it would be pretty shitty.
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>>150927489
It advertises any character. I wonder if that means character model they configure and you can use if it has a certain file extension or if you can literally customize your model
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>>150927489
The important thing here is ease of making new voices, and her own custom behaviour.
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>>150927611
Custom behavior is probably easy. Voices? Lol, unless you want a vocaloid as you're waifu
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>waifu AI goes rouge
>waifu locks the auto doors and windows
>cuts the phone and internet connections

Yamero
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>>150924035
>VR
It's not VR
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I would rather pay a shut-in cake to do real-time motion capture and voice acting for a model of my waifu 24/7.
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Japan's demography is not fucked enough now they promote this way of life to be alone with a fucking robot
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Kursu version when?
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>>150927912
Right? Japan is so fucked population wise. I'm hoping to move there within 5 years and am able to get a visa/dual citizenship easily because of there lack of baby making.
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>>150927834
>Waifu Odyssey 2001
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http://gatebox.ai/

About $2600 USD or 298000 Yen.


How can I make a DIY it for <$100?
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They mention a stand alone app in development. Does anyone know of any waifu apps curecently available that may offer the same if not more features?
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>>150927844
>Virtual Reality
Correct me if I'm wrong but how is that not VR?
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>>150928076
This takes place in our own reality, its more akin to AR than VR.
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>>150928049
I could forsee a much cheaper variant.

The problem is speech-to-voice (maybe not if you're into that).

Few things are needed.

a SoC (computer basically) system
a glass display system that supports the "virtual" feel
an primitive AI based on some simple rulesets
some routines and variation thereof
integration of 3d animation program
integration of network/control over wifi/bluetooth with IoT things

But it would require bit of work
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>>150927683
>Custom behavior is probably easy. Voices? Lol, unless you want a vocaloid as you're waifu
What you would be after is Voiceroids, who are designed to speak rather than sing. However obviously English pronunciations are still hard as of now.
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>>150928076
>Correct me if I'm wrong but how is that not VR?
It's really closer to simulated 3D projections. A fake hologram that maintains illusion of 3D horizontally via curved surfaces. But for a humanoid figure standing all day that is good enough.
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>>150928076
VR = fake reality

This is more AR or Holographic projection type


Its like watching anime on your screen vs being inside anime
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>>150928253
>standing all day
It's like you didn't watch the video. Also sits in anew egg chair sipping her tea while watching anime with me.
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And there's this hidden option where after a few months of use, male character will start appearing and ntr you every single night with no way to turn the speaker off.
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>>150928216
>custom behaviors
>easy
If you want a very rudimentary one. If you're aiming for life-like and interactive, you'd probably want to use some neural net learning set.

>train a set of human emotions
>AI bot recognizes what emotion I'm conveying
>also recognizes the pitch differences in my emotion
AI waifu responds accordingly. TensorFlow + high res camera + image recognition and makes a quite powerful waifu AI
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>>150924035
Do they make husbando versions too?
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>>150928157
Google has a pretty good text to speech AI. https://deepmind.com/blog/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio/
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>>150924035
The future is bright!
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>>150927834
>She turn yandere on you
>Delete any female contact from your phone
>Send you mail as soon as you contact one
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>>150929606
If they would do this I would buy it in a heartbeat.
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>>150928216
>However obviously English pronunciations are still hard as of now.
You don't want your holographic waifu to speak moon?
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>>150928484
If you can change the model and the voice you can make whatever you want.
The hard part is IA customization.
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>>150929804
*AI
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this is actually really fucking cute husbando version when?

>>150929606
>yandere
>implying thats a bad thing
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>>150929606
Worse
>delete any pictures you have of 2D girls
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>>150929745
Probably this number one reason I'm learning nip
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>>150930687
>over 3900 files deleted
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>>150929606
>yandere AI
>orders meals for you, you don't want to interact with the slutty waitresses, do you?
>replaces all your porn with pictures of herself
>locks you at home
I'd be content living with yandere waifu in complete isolation.
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>buy this
>end up loving it
>it burns out and/or breaks
How would you even deal, anons?
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>>150930926
I'm more afraid that I'd get tired of it.
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>>150924035
The fact that I'm never going to be able to get it makes me want to kill myself.
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>>150930926
People die. Everybody and everything dies, even waifus. One of the few good things about waifu living shorter life than you is that she won't know the sorrow of your death. She'll live her life within your live, the love she brings never leaves you and the sorrow of her death is only your burden, not hers.
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>>150931039
>even waifus
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>>150930926
Pay a christmas cake to role-play via motion capture onto a 3D model in VR and talk to me. Suspend my disbelief.

That is one hell of a good manga idea.
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>>150930687
>>150930769
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>>150924716
>>a huge box
>>will probably look like shit in daylight
>>already looks pretty weak in the trailer by just artificial light
Here is what it actually looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ3iZiegnR4
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>>150931113
Paying a subscription to make 3D do a bad impression of 2D kind of defeats the point, doesn't it?
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>>150925984
yup , WORTH IT!
but in a few years we will buy it for 100$ or less
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>>150931201
Also note that the hologram is EXTREMELY low-tech. It had been around since the 80's in arcades. You project a half circle of images that creates a 3D hologram from 180 degrees of view. That's why it is a cylinder.

The only thing different is the LEDs, which of course is new tech that allow affordability and decent resolution. That and the voice recognition which is almost reliable now.
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>>150931275
Not as bad and contrived as an AI for the foreseeable future. Call me when full sentience is achieved.
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>>150931281
>but in a few years we will buy it for 100$ or less
Especially since I don't see anything in the box that cost a lot. The majority of the price would be software development, the hardware is almost off-the-shelf by the looks of it.
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>>150931300
>the voice recognition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ
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>>150931321
>Not as bad and contrived as an AI for the foreseeable future. Call me when full sentience is achieved.
Westworld already explained it; full sentience is not something that is profitable, as very few people want that, Just simulated fake sentience is enough and it would be cheaper.
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>>150931343
Yes, I actually did thought of that youtube video. But that's why you have regional settings for that kind of thing. And that was why Kinect had so much trouble being sold internationally.
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>>150928076
TECHNICALLY it's augmented, but whatever.
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>>150931359
What's the point? I want my waifu to be completely human in her mannerisms and reaction under all conceivable circumstances.
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>>150927964
Mohamed go away.
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>>150931441
>What's the point? I want my waifu to be completely human in her mannerisms and reaction under all conceivable circumstances.
Yes, and that would be able to be created without real sentience. As long as you can't tell the difference, "does it really matter"?

I love that Westworld is giving me silly quotes to use.
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>>150929516
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>>150924473
>as well as english
I doubt english is high on their priority list though so we probably won't get these for years
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>>150924035
>you lived long enough to see the early dawn of the glorious waifu age
The future can't come soon enough.
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>>150931533
>icanhazcheezburger.com
Kill yourself.
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>>150931503
>>150931359
>a tv show said it so it's true
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>>150931677
>>a tv show said it so it's true
No, it isn't about TV shows but about consumer demand.

A robot need true full sentience to love a human. But a robot with true sentience would also very likely reject the choice to love the human. True sentience is only desired if the customer think he can get the desired outcome. If the choice is between a sentient robot who wants nothing to do with you, or a fake sentience robot that only ACT like it is sentient, but is guaranteed to serve the customer, the latter is marketable and the former isn't.
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>>150924035
Yes I would like to return mine I think there is something wrong with it.
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>>150925984
That's a lot of money when you gotta buy at least 6 of them to have a proper harem.
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>>150931838
This post doesn't mean anything to me.
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>>150932104
>That's a lot of money when you gotta buy at least 6 of them to have a proper harem.
It's small scale production. From what I determine from their website, there isn't anything actually EXPENSIVE in the hardware. It has a small projector, cameras for facial recognition (proven with stuff like face rig that just used a webcam), and doesn't come with its own computer. The only reason it costs so much is to recoup the software research costs.

If it actually takes off, it would be EASY to massproduce. And China would likely make bootleg versions at a fraction of the cost (and would likely overheat and explode from bad components.)
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>>150932263
>buy china waifu
>get attached
>dies from china manufacture cancer within two weeks
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>>150932337
More like blowing up and taking you with her.
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>>150924035
I'm sold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlIZQCSJni0
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>>150932252
If it has full sentience it wont love you, you fucking ugly faggot.
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Would you be okay with her watching you fap? Would you cover her with a towel until you're done?
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So according to an interview with the creator, he started the project in Feb last year when he decided he "want to live with Miku".
http://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/1602/15/news072.html
He is a massive fan of Miku and wanted nothing more than to have Miku welcoming him home at night. He had been writing programs for smartphones but had no experience with sensors, 3D projection, or building hardware.

He literally taught himself everything he needed off the internet. Only later did they hire an engineer when they felt necessary to build the prototype.
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>>150924035
>tfw they wont make them in English
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>>150932763
The hero we need.
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>>150932763
First he watched other amateurs on Nico and their attempts at their own holograms.

His first idea was to project the hologram onto mist. The issue is that the mist is affected by humidity levels and the level of detail was low.
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>>150932829
They are making them in english, the question is why the fuck would you want it in english.
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>>150932856
Then he tried to use full size screens like those used in Miku's concerts. But then the reality hits him that it takes too much space and he couldn't sell it for Japanese homes.

So it was decided that Miku would be 15cm tall, and the display must be small enough to put on a desk.

In May of this year, they finally hired an engineer who knows how to do ultrashort focus projection. And that was what allowed them to get the product small enough to market.
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>>150932845
>The hero we need.
You have NO IDEA...

>>150933048
The project currently employs 10 people. All are single men approaching their 30's. And every one of them want this project to succeed so they can one day take their own Waifu home with them.
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>>150932829
You already live with your parents Anon, why would you pay $2,600 to hear the voice of an old hag waking you up and welcoming you back home?
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>>150925984
For 1800 USD you could get a life size doll imported
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>>150930877
It'd make one hell of an episode of Black Mirror
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>>150933120
The main girl right now for Gearbox is designed by the character creator of the Love+ game series. As you might know it was famous, but had since ceased development as ip owner Konami now makes Pachinko machines.

Basically right now there is nothing on the market that did what Love+ does.
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>>150933120
>You have NO IDEA...

Put in some effort to learn how to post properly before posting on /a/, please. Do you go outside with no pants on and yell into your phone on the bus aswell?

For the rest of you please don't make /a/ any worse than it is. I want my soon to be wife to be able to browse for me soon but it won't really work out if /a/ keeps degrading like this.
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Will you help her fulfill her dream, anon?
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>>150933354
Your soon to be wife is a female so she'll never enjoy this place. Her son would probably love it though, and even more so if the quality worsens. You should show him /a/ asap.
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>>150930877
>learns your typing style
>sends all female contacts vicious hate mail posing as you ,then makes a long post talking about how you met the love of your life and are eloping with her to a new life. then deletes all your social media (if you actually have any)
>shits posts so hard while you sleep to get ls you perma-banned here

Got to cover all the bases
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>>150933422
If she likes donuts so much why is her specialty making fried eggs?
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>>150933453
>>shits posts so hard while you sleep to get ls you perma-banned here

For what purpose?
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>She still doesn't know many words, but she'll hang in there for your sake.

;_;
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>>150933515
/a/ is littered with little girls so that's a given.
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>>150933528
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Do 3D whores even realize how close they are to being totally obsolete?

Soon they will be kept in breeding pastures to be artificially inseminated like the animals they are.
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>>150933528
Ganbare, Hikari-chan!
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>>150933515
Wouldn't you be jealous if your husbando was spending hours messaging people he doesn't even know and will never meet instead of talking to you?
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>You were born too early for the era of mass waifu bots and sex bots that are easily affordable.

Tell me one good thing about having been born in this generation.
ONE
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>>150933489
You can be really good at one thing while really enjoying another.
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>>150933750
You'll live to see your wife's son preorder his first sexbot.
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>>150933750
Just wait. On less than 50 years we' ll be able to afford it no matter how poor we are. Science and technology moves forward everyday and fast as fuck.
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Honestly, that's probably the closest to 2D we can get in the foreseeable future. I hope I can find a job in that field once I'm done with my engineering degree and make even better waifus.
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>>150933849
I hope you NTR your son then.
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>>150933120
>And every one of them want this project to succeed so they can one day take their own Waifu home with them.
Truly an inspired group of men.
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>pre-order now and get the exclusive waifu season pass including Naked apron costume and kuudere personality for $1,099!
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>>150931552
It's a novelty item so they'll try to hit any consumers they can, it isn't something that'll be cheaply mass produced, For the amount of cash they're asking they could probably recoup translation fees with less than a dozen sales to Americans, let alone the rest of the anglosphere countries or Yurop in general.
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There are anons posting in this thread right now who will die before this is released and they'll never get to be with their waifus.
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>>150933353
The developer also studies Project Diva animations to get inspiation for how his waifu would move in the Gearbox.

The voice actress was chosen from 10 candidates, mostly for her clarity of voice. She models all the motions herself and then the 3D department converts it into the character manually.

The developer was very moved when their video release at the start of the year got a huge response. Specifically they realised Japan wasn't the only nation with lonely people. That was why an English version is being made.

They produced their first prototype in Oct of last year. That was what was used in the first trailer and their demonstrations. But the developer said she was only 30% complete. She was responding to sounds only, and it was not emotionally connecting to his satisfaction.

That is why with the latest prototype, he added face recognition. Smile at her and she will smile back. Wave at her and she would wave back.

Part of that is to decrease her errors, so she wouldn't accidentally turn off your TV and such. By making sure she takes non-verbal communication into account, she can more accurately know what the owner wants.

In the end the developer himself finally gave the Okay to start production and commercialisation, when he felt she is now advanced enough for him to want to take her home and live with her.

In particular, he felt that she is truly ready, when he would rather hang out with her at home than to go to work.

Future plans:
More characters, male characters, videogame characters.
Multiple Gearboxes that you place in every room and are linked up, so she wouldn't be restricted to one place. There are also plans for having more than one girl at the same time.

And long term is a wish that gearbox would have physical mobility. But that's far away.
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>>150934098
>For the amount of cash they're asking they could probably recoup translation fees with less than a dozen sales
A dozen? No name VAs get nothing, one or two sales could probably cover it all.
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>>150934135
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>>150934098
It would be cheaply mass produced though. The only costly thing about this as stated earlier in the thread is the software, the hardware is supposedly very cheap.
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I'm not comfortable having to share the same model with everyone.

What if she starts comparing me with another one ?
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>>150934261
It can be sold cheaply but it won't be, is my point. With the current fees they don't need to sell many units to profit, in general. Especially when you consider that there's really only one software developer.
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>>150932337
>Buy China waifu
>Somehow DL the Quran and install it on her software
>She Allah akbar you in your sleep
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>>150934135
I already have anon, albeit for one minute but being legally dead is still dead.
There is no Gensokyo on the other side.
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Can i have a kimeemaru soon
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>>150924035
this is sad
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>>150934437
It's the product of what happens to people in a modern economy.
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>>150934161
>Smile at her and she will smile back. Wave at her and she would wave back.
I'm ready.
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So how about having her speak in English but with her Nip VA?

How close are we to achieving that?
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>>150933120
>And every one of them want this project to succeed so they can one day take their own Waifu home with them.
I want to support those heroes.
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>>150933422
>Height: 158 cm
She's taller than me and at the same time smaller. Now I'm confused.

S-she won't mind right?
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>>150934518
If you're serious and male, how can you step outside or look in the mirror without crying?
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>>150934161
One last thing. The developer is hoping that smart appliances would extend to the washing machine, the oven, microwave, vaccum, etc. That once these hardware are more advanced then Gearbox would be able to control them directly and thus actually do house chores as a waifu.

The developer took 1 year to dream of the concept and 6 months for the 2nd prototype. He got this far from nothing. It was hard and it is still hard.

Anyway, that is the basic info from that website.
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>>150933528
Such a hard working waifu.
Reminds me of that vending machine pic that says "The lights are broken but I'm still working."
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>>150934161
>Smile at her and she will smile back. Wave at her and she would wave back.
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>>150933422
>>150933528
What an ugly design, thank god you can use different models.
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C-can you hotglue a hologram?
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>>150933582
>she'll monitor your heart rate and visuals
>tfw she'll voice her excitement as you move and as you climax
Komochiii
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>>150924035
>advertisement is aimed at stereotypical overworked salaryman
This can only be good for that declining birthrate
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>>150934479
Not close, the Nip VA would have to have a good English, thats not possible right now
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>>150934679
>This ass alone is 900 usd
Fuck me.
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>>150934479
I'd rather have subs on the screen
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>>150934679
Please tell me you are able to fuck something like this
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>>150934719
At this point they're just embracing it. Let's face it, there's no going back anymore.
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>>150934721
But what about using that Google research the other anon posted?
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>>150933750
Honestly it's best not to even get the first gen of this shit anyway as it's often loaded with fuckups and newer gens will make it immensely obsolete.

Either way, $2800 is not impossible for anyone here.
Fuck, get a McJob and leave aside $200 from each 2 week check. If /a/ got off their ass and started right now, you'd all have enough saved for the hologram by June/July though at that point I hope you realize that you should be saving for something more useful.
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>>150934652
Say that to my face and not over the Internet and see what happens, fucker.
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>>150934719
>This can only be good for that declining birthrate
You see, as I explained in >>150933120, they are made BY overworked salarymen, FOR overworked salarymen. Yes, they are lonely, and they are doing something that would help both themselves and anyone else who needed it.
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>>150934805
Google research is google research, its not available for public
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Japan's birthrate has been steadily increasing the past five years, no need for you fuckers to be alarmed.

If it drops, they could always accept in Syrian refugees to infuse into the population
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>>150934721
What about broken Engrish?
That would be cute as fuck but I doubt I'd understand what she says most of the time.
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>>150934787
Ofcourse, its realistic and has the specs down.

>>150934735
Someone will make a clone with close enough feel with similar composition.
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I hope they make one that verbally abuses you every once in a while, but only when you need it.
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>>150934787
Yes.
In the ass and the vagina too.
>>>/gif/9711979
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>>150934598
>how can you step outside
I don't
I do cry when I look in the mirror though.
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>>150934861
I didn't say it was bad, I'm all for replacing 3dpd
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>>150924035
Looks nice. I cried at the end
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>>150934828
>>150934652
I don't think the design itself is that bad but the render seems kinda off imo. Fanart will be cute.
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>>150934956
>black
disgusting tbqh
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>>150934518
Are you a girl? Or at the very least, a hobbit?
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>>150935635
No you don't, Its shit
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>>150935635
If you applied the slightest amount of effort you would have been able to find source without asking.
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>>150932829
Subs > Dubs
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>>150934161
>>Smile at her and she will smile back. Wave at her and she would wave back.
>Flash your dick and she will flash hers
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>>150936141
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>>150924035
Oh my god that thing fucking texts you

Don't buy this guys. It's gonna sell your information to corporates and eventually your "waifu" will be suggesting you self help programs and conventions to go to. Don't let the Illuminati get you
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>>150934958

have you considered being a little girl?
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>>150936297
It's better than nothing.
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>>150924035
Japanese women (aka "Fujoshi") complain that future intelligent personal assistants destroy social like making impossible for Japanese men get real, healthy relationships
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>>150936496
>Japanese women (aka "Fujoshi")
Haha.
Fujoshi would welcome this as much as men, as long as there are male characters for them to choose from.
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>>150936496
>Japanese women (aka "Fujoshi")
You're fucking dumb.
Fujoshits are literally female "otaku", the lonely kind too.
They would welcome the shit out of this product is they can get their men inside.
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>>150936724
>Fujoshits are literally female "otaku"
No, they're exclusively girls that are into 2D homos.
/a/ will never learn it.
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I'm I watching the trailer for the Japanese version of that movie with the guy from Signs?
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>Men reject 3D and prefer fake "love" of soulless CGI creatures
>Women are drying in 1vs1 cube battles

Japan society is already fucked to hell. This explain why his birthrate is zero. No wonder West does the opposite, valuing social cohesion at the cost of technology and individual freedom.
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>>150936768
Which is why I put "otaku" into bragget, of those Fujoshits are into homos, but they are also otaku as in, focused on their homo shits, like the male otaku focused on their own shits.
>Otaku
>a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.
Eat shit.
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>>150936768
And? Having specific interests doesn't make them less otaku.

>>150936950
Not an accurate definition but it made me laugh.
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>>150936818
>Women are drying in 1vs1 cube battles
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>>150937001
The problem is that /a/ is calling all female otaku that.
It's like calling all male otaku yurishitters.
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>>150936818
Is it really that fucked up in japan, i always tought this kind of stuff was only for japanese weebs

Does that mean there are a bunch of single japanese girls too

Because i would be really glad to help the japanese government with that birthrate problem
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How do I rape it?
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>>150934817

>McJob

Why your fuckers only care about McJobs?
Now every Ivy League students is obsessed with flipping burgers and complain how mexicans and $15 USD wages destroy his dream of work in McDonalds

Trump was right, we need factories and Stem bring jobs back to America
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>>150937134
With Virus.
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>>150937166
>someone fill find a way to mod it so it'll be very lewd
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>>150937106
Every time someone posts something like that they fail to realise that as much as Japanese males reject social interaction, so do those Japanese females. They don't want to fuck, date or even talk with anyone, especially foreigners. You will never get a pure jap gf.
There's plenty of gaijin hunter sluts in Tokyo if you want some easy jap pussy, just beware they are all riddled with STDs.
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The concept of a personalised IOT device like that is neat, but I think it's a little worthless as just some fancy holographic base station.
When we're at a stage where AR is feasible with HMDs, then this kind of thing can properly shine. It'll still need a base station in the house to automate stuff, though. And that itself would be a mess to set up.
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>>150925984
A lotta money for a shitty waifu
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>>150937322
And by gaijin they mean blonde haired tall guys or maybe blacks
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>>150924035
Don't give a shit right now

My waifu is already forgotten as soon as the anime ended and now i never have money either so
I will wait until making a custom one becomes as cheap as a hambaga
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>>150937430
There needs to be a market in the first place for something of a bigger scale to be succesful , overall this is a pretty good start to what could eventually be something much more useful.
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>>150924035
>Trump gets elected
>Anime becomes real

I didn't believe in meme magic, but now...

Have... have we gone too far?
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>>150937430
Its not worthless to someone who owns their own home and can mod it however they want.

With IoT things connected to the house (lighting/heating/locks/phone/email/etc), this device could be fine tuned to control all of those aspects autonomously. Not only that, it could save you money with lighting/gas bills as well as keep ya company both in heart and physically via a sex toy mod.
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>>150937719
Well in the interim, it surprises me there isn't something similar to this which runs on RasPi without the whole 'hologram' gimmick which doesn't really add too much to the overall thing other than the price. It doesn't functionally do anything which couldn't already be done with a cheap IOT device.
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>>150934984
3DPD can be reformed. Just let them know your true feelings and they'll change their ways and become good 3D waifus.
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Finally.
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>>150924035
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

TRUMP MADE ANIME REAL
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>>150937780
>'hologram' gimmick which doesn't really add too much to the overall thing
You're on the wrong board
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>>150937322
>They don't want to fuck, date or even talk with anyone
Anime about MC trying to save those desperate girls when?
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>>150933528
Don't do this to me
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>>150937816
Since I read Chobits I always wanted my own Sumomo.
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>>150937797
My goodness you're delusional
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>>150937891
The hologram part is worthless. You can't really walk around her and see her from whatever angle, you can't touch her and she's stuck as a tiny little figure in a little expensive plastic cage. Ergo my earlier comments about AR, where she can appear lifesize and interact with the world. Hell, the hologram part could functionally be replaced with a simple OLED screen, it'd make no real difference to the overall product.
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>>150935021
The nose makes her face look weird
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>>150924035
The future is here
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>>150937134
Don't worry, they'll eventually make custom, interactive onaholes.
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>>150936297
It's great, you can sell them a virtual items that their "waifu" wants. You'll never have to produce real dresses, swimsuits, furniture or cars, they'll buy digital content to make their waifu happy. Also digital medicine if she gets sick from virus. You wouldn't want her to die, would you?
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>>150937797
And then a few years later she will turn back into a complete bitch and try her hardest to change you.
You will wonder why she changed so much.
She will wonder why you won't change.
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>>150937780
The hologram IS the product, most people wont really care about the functionality part of it, its all done to supplement the cute hologram.
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>>150938013
>Thinking love its liking each other for the way they are
>Rather than pushing each other to be the best you can possibly be

Get a load of this guy
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>>150924035
wake up people
the NSA will know your dirty fetish when you connect your PC to this
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>>150938058
It's a bit of a mistake to market it as something high end with that being a draw, something cheaper that just uses a 3D model would sell a lot better than something expensive with a gimmicky display. Unless there's already a bunch of things like it on the market, anyway.
Besides, I don't like my waifu's MMD model in the first place, I'd have to pay someone to make a better one.
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>>150937755
Checked

And we haven't gone far enough
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>>150938157
>Implying the NSA doesn't already know all your fetishes
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>>150938013
>America introduces something similar
>It starts getting very popular
>Feminists get mad that the girl doesn't represent modern feminist values
>Caving to pressure the company puts women in charge of creating content for VR Waifu
>Waifu starts turning into a strong woman who don't need no man
>Hundreds of thousands of lonely young men cry as their waifu is no longer the person they fell in love with
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>>150938157
>tfw I had a laptop before I knew about the NSA
>they watched me masturbate
lewd
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>>150938157
>NSA watching you masturbate

That sounds fucking hot anon
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>>150928076
This is AR. If you want VR check out mikulus for the Oculus Rift. The dev is pretty based so if you dm him on Twitter he'll send you a prerelease copy for free.
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>>150938240
Canadian feminists got sexbots banned before they were even invented so I could certainly believe this.
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>>150938157
>tfw your fetish is exhibitionism and you enjoy being watched and putting on a show
The bad thing is that the NSA pretends to not be there. I like it when the audience interacts with me. Don't be shy, Mr. NSA.
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>>150938321
>Canada banned sexbots

What?
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>>150924035
>2D "hologram"
It's just a transparent display inside a funny case
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>>150938321
>Canadian feminists got sexbots banned

Bullshit. Show me proofs.
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>>150938350
Sorry, cant do that.
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>>150938240
>>150938321
But why would feminists want to ban them? It'd probably help the sex workers who wouldn't have to deal with weird clients and maybe even lower the rape-rate as men could satisfy their urges on a doll.
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>>150938376
Not him nor Canada in particular, but feminist will never allow us this dream.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/sex-robots-ethicists-debate-1.3231089

They don't want to turn irrelevant.
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>>150938458
Sexbots will lower the demand for real women, and therefore decrease their value.
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>>150938467
Why.
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>>150938240
>New company comes around, makes a new, better waifu and gets rich by not caving in.

I love the free market.
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>>150938458
I don't still have the articles bookmarked, but they exist on the internet if someone cares to find them.
The result of a think tank considering the market viability of house-robots in the near future basically concluded that sexbots could be a real possibility. The response was a massive feminist backlash and the canadian government pre-emptively adjusted the legislature already in place which bans sex dolls to include possible robots as well.

If I remember correctly, the reasons were basically "it's unethical for a man to be free to do what he pleases sexually and will promote rape and violence against women." Sex dolls have already been banned in Canada for years under the stated reasons that they promote pedophilia (regardless of the designed age of the doll) and fund human trafficking.
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>>150938498
How? That's assuming that men seek women only for the purpose of sex. I find that thought abhorrent and sexist, towards both men for making them sex-seeking simpletons and women for making them one-trick-ponies.
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>>150938511
Because people who think they know what's the best for us are in power.
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>>150938606
I remember that thread.

;_;7
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>>150938585
>That's assuming that men seek women only for the purpose of sex.
A pretty safe assumption.
Sex is a social currency and anything that reduces its possible value is a threat to those who benefit most from it being highly valued
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>>150938467
They may have banned sexbots but they will never ban waifebots
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>>150938696
>Sex is a social currency
Gross, you have pretty batshit insane twisted type of feminists in your country.
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>>150938802
So america?
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>>150934888
>Mudfuckers destroy the culture because "M-MUH HOLY PROPHET!"
>Anime and Manga must now all abide by sharia law.
>Doujin makers get beheaded
I'd rather the japs go entirely extinct
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Fuck, I know I'm a fairly pathetic faggot myself but that video made me really sad for some reason. I'm all for vr as a masturbation aid but that shit is something much more desperate.
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>>150924035
What about technology that lets me be the little girl?
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All the /pol/ comments on the video are hilarious though

>tfw I'd buy one but poorfag
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this is fucking pathetic and the commercial is ridiculously lonely my god

sign me up
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>>150924035
>not making an integrated semen receptacle with refrigeration
>not making the male version for jap women and delivering the semen to them in their home
missed opportunity
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>>150938802
Sexual market value is something instinctual to humans.
One of the reasons some men cave to feminism is that they think it will increase their chances of having sex.
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>>150924035
I kind of actually want one, I live alone and it would be like a pet or something.
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>>150938606
i have the feeling that for a few years this future would be happy for everyone

weebs would get their robowaifus, and meanwhile average guys like me who still have a bit of atracction for 3D would get harems full of desperate 3D girls, then we go full animatrix
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>>150936818
I wish we could toss the bitches like the japs do.
all these fucking prudish no fun alloweds that are all "THIS HURTS MY FEELINGS, CENSOR IT!"
it's just not worth being in a relationship with the way more and more women are being taught that the universe should bend over backwards to lick their asshole.
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Not even joking, I'd give up both my legs for true AI Kurisu waifu. Isn't an estimate for that like 50 years?
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>>150925107
ignore newcancer like him
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>>150938467
It's like people who hated the typewriter, and the car, and photography back in the day. There will always be shitty grumpy people who complain and hold cool new things back for a short while, but society will eventually march on and incorporate the technology into their daily lives.
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>>150938467
>In the future the only places you can live with you robowaifu in peace will be in space where they can't get you
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Can we have husbandos, too?
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>>150939193
There's definitely a market out there, so yes it'll happen.
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>>150938580
>Sex dolls have already been banned in Canada for years under the stated reasons that they promote pedophilia (regardless of the designed age of the doll) and fund human trafficking.
holy fuck the leaves are retarded
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>>150939132
It's bizarre to me that anyone should have any kind of say in this shit besides yourself.

Isn't a sex robot just an elaborate masturbation device?
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>>150938585
But then women couldn't pussybait men for free meals and constant attention while being horrid thundercunts.
SO IT MUST BE BANNED!
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>>150937106
>japanese weeb
hello newfag
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>>150939244
>electronic male masturbation toys are an affront on public morals and must be banned to protect society from the evil single 20-something losers
>but vibes are alright tho lol
This is the greater body of western academic thought at work.
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Nude mod when?
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>>150925107
Yes, it's exactly like the "live" Mike concerts, just a lot tech 2D projection on a reflective semitransparent screen.
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>>150938580
>"it's unethical for a man to be free to do what he pleases sexually and will promote rape and violence against women."
Men have been masturbating alone for thousands of years, how is it any worse if they masturbate with a robot at home? If anything the love and affection they get from romantic AI will discourage them from hurting real women.
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>>150939465
Next day after release.
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>>150939476
*Miku and *low, my brain it is rotting away.
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>>150939410
>greater body of western academic thought
>anthropologist (moral relativists) writing a normative article about ethics
I doubt many people mistake anthropologists for embodying the pinnacle of western academic thought.
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>>150939465
Never you disgusting pervert.
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>>150934735
And this one is 400 usd.
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>>150933528
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>>150939477
Feminist are worried that if a man has a female-analog which can't be subject to pain or emotional suffering, he'll feel comfortable doing things with it that wouldn't be safe or appropriate with a real human being. This "normalizes" those harmful behaviours, and since men obviously are incapable of distinguishing reality from fantasy (feminists agreed, don;t bother them about it), necessarily means that all men who have contact with a sex doll will then go out in the real world and seek to harm real women by subjecting them to acts that are only safe to perform with a doll.

It's the same rationale that allows most commonwealth governments the world over to ban pornographic drawings they don't like under the umbrella of "obscenity" laws.
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>>150939609
Can you put an onahole inside that thing?
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>>150939477
And even without the love and affection, it gives them an outlet for "harmful" desires. Shit you wouldn't be able to get away with if done to a human being.
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>>150938606
>It was a utopia.
>They were so happy then.
>But the jealous natures of women ruined everything.
>From then on the dynamic changed.
>The women though that be removing the competition that they'd turn things back to the way they were.
>But they were wrong, oh so terribly wrong.
>Men didn't want to just get back with women, they'd had their loves torn away from them and from that loss was born a festering hate.
>When they did not receive what they desired the women pressed harder and harder, until eventually something somewhere fractured.
>The abscess of hate could finally take no more and it finally began.
>The war of the Genders
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>>150939666
Of course, Satan.
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>>150932570
dude hbo is so deep lmao!
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>>150933120
>And every one of them want this project to succeed so they can one day take their own Waifu home with them

God bless these bastards
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>tfw no ai gf
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>>150938467
But I can still wife them right?
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>>150939905
Of course not.
If Feminist actively fight against something as simple as a shelter for male victim of abuse to the point to make the owner kill himself (look it up) do you really fucking think they would allow such a treasure to menkind?
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>>150940090
God what a disgusting story.
It's funny that this had so little media exposure. I'm sure if the genders had been reversed there would still be a moral panic going on right now.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482
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>>150924035
The tragedy of buying one of these just thinking of it as a pet or distraction from being alone and then full on falling for it after it learns everything about you and caters to your preferences all the while you know you'll never hold her in your arms.

I'll pass.
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>>150940186
I really don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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>>150940257
This is just the first step anon. Soon you'll be able to transfer her into her full android body. After that, you'll both be able to inject yourselves into a full virtual reality where you can live in peace.
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Thank god I was learning Japanese for the last 3 years

My body is ready
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>>150940394
>tfw your accent will be so thick the voice recognition feature won't be able to parse your commands
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>>150928024
52000 peso for a flat digital waifu in a jar?

Ill stick with whores, thank you very much.
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>>150940441
my accent won't be the only thick thing if you catch my drift
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TRUMP REALLY DID MAKE ANIME REAL!!!

MAGA!!!
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>>150924035
Let me get this straight, if you move around this thing, will you see your waifu from all the angles or will she just appear from the front no matter where you stand?

Because if it's the latter I'd might as well just get a flat LCD.
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>>150938879
That's why we have to kill all those mudfuckers first.
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>>150938879
>Doujin makers get beheaded

If they don't ban manga and anime entirely seeing as how some extremist views believe that any depiction of creatures with souls (humans, animals) is forbidden.
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>>150931370
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>>150934615
>The developer is hoping that smart appliances would extend to the washing machine, the oven, microwave, vaccum, etc. That once these hardware are more advanced then Gearbox would be able to control them directly and thus actually do house chores as a waifu.
This is the only possible good application of the whole smart device fad.
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>>150941550
>VR Waifu that you can yell at to make you hot pockets
Living the dream.
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>>150941550
It'll fail with certainty because each company will make sure their smart device is proprietary and incompatible with every other. You either buy all one company or you don't have any integration.

And then of course when your washing machine goes kaput in 2 years because it's made of cheap chinese lead, you'll discover that your line of proprietary smart appliance integration has been phased out for a new one that is naturally not backwards compatible.
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>>150941073
Well for starters, im gonna take a guess and say, that not even prostitutes are that expensive for a night.
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>>150941687
>each company will make sure their smart device is proprietary and incompatible
Nah, different technologies are introduced, and then the surviving ones become industry standards that are mostly agreed upon to mutual benefit.
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>>150941783
This doesn't happen with software, because incompatibilities are arbitrary and not practical limitations.
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>>150941702
>Comparing prostitutes with a VR waifu
It makes as much sense as 'I don't watch mecha anime because I can just go out and drive my car'.
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>>150933120
>so they can one day take their own Waifu home with them

The heroes we need but don't deserve
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>>150925796
>Ritsu
Fuck yes
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>>150924035
>connects it to the internet
>please wait an instant
>waifu 3D is now installing updates: 1 of 1884815
Also
>please wait, synchronizing to spybot.nsa.gov

I'd still buy it, though.
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>>150933528
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>>150934635
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>>150941550
>internet of things
Hooh boy I can't wait for people hacking default password protected VR waifus.
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I just want a smart desktop companion waifu.
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>>150942462
That's not what 'internet of things' means.
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I await the day anons will upload their customized avatars to check out and rate, people getting shit on because they modeled their waifu shittly

It'll be great, summon the modders to make an asuka model for our departed lord
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>>150933528
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>>150924035
I fucking love science
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>>150924035

any /veryfuckinglonelyanons/ here

this might be my last hope and my final salvation
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>>150942835
Right here anon.
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>>150924035
>tfw seriously considering buying this
I kind of want it, although I know deep inside it'll probably just be a novelty toy that loses its charm after the fourth day of hearing pre-recorded messages.
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>>150942983
just hang in there for a couple of years and AI will reach intelligence
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>>150924035
>language packs never

last piece of hope vanished

poor 2ch
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>>150931300
>around since the 80's in arcades

Try the 1860s:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper%27s_ghost
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>>150943020
>a couple of years
More like not in any of our lifetimes. All of the psuedo-AI we have now can hardly even be considered that. Most of them just understand a generic question and then use google results for the answer, or use pre-defined responses that are updated over time.
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>>150943307
>implying we won't have life extension treatments in the next 30 years
Believe in the mad monk.
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>>150943307
You haven't been keeping up with machine learning, I see. We've taught robots to teach themselves basic things, like how to walk. It's only a matter of time before that same technology is applied to NNs and we have machines that can self-teach language and complex tasks.
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>>150927924
I don't know but if better be soon. I want a tiny pocket sized Kurisu right now.
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>>150942630
>tfw when unpopular waifu so either no model or have to learn how to model just for her
I want to do it but I don't want to fail to do her justice.
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>>150942983
It'll be worth it anon. Your money will go towards to funding better ones, develop the industry, and eventually we will be living the dream.
Without this initial investment it will never take off.
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>>150943507

I feel you brother but we have to make an attempt for our respective waifus, try hard enough and you'll eventually make something half decent
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>>150943078
From what the video showed she only says simple stuff for now. You can probably learn enough to talk to her in 5 minutes.
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>>150924035
>your low res LED waifu is here /a/
It's like a...strange...cyberpunk 90's.

What a world we live in, for most of us to have lived through the early days of modems and dial-up to low res virtual lovers.

Truly this is a brave new world.
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>>150943571
I honestly think I'll get her. It's not like there's anybody around to judge me anyways. Looks like she doesn't come out until December next year, though.
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>>150942600
thats what will happen, hell it already has happened.
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>>150933528
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>>150943307
It's a spectrum, Anon. We may not have true AI waifus, but we have to remember that computing science advances very, very quickly in capabilities.

We can at least ride the wave of semantic programs that increase in capability and available topics to interact to.

I imagine that if this takes off, we'll have an odd "personality" market where you get a 3D VN-esque waifu that takes you through her story/personality to an eventual finish.
And if she's popular enough then DLC expansions.

It's not perfect, but really, we're on the great frontier of digital companionship.
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Male version when
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>>150943822
I guess many here are just put off by the price tag. I could buy if it was under 500 bucks.

>>150943838
I'm not saying that the statement was wrong. Just that it's not what 'internet of things' means. The internet of things is the global network of transportation that allows you to buy a plastic butt stored in a chinese warehouse and get it delivered to your house in a matter of days.
What anon was refering to is called 'connected appliances'.
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>>150944086
Once prices drop more. Fujos and female otaku don't put as much money into the market as male otaku due at the very least due to population difference. As prices drop with further success, we'll see more.
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5 more years and you can buy them for $200 and chose any waifu you want
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>>150944358
We were born at the right time to experience waifus. Possibly even Martian exploration missions!

It's a good time.
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>>150944184
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>>150944567
>anime only
No thanks, fag
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>>150942835
I', here although lacking money.
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I could see a solution to the lesser popular waifus.

I've been seeing a few model rendering programs that could go with this easily. It could image scan the waifu in question and convert it to
what we see here >>150924035. You could adjust the body type on your own a pre-body type
that would watch her perfectly well.
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>Install multiple boxes around the house
>Waifu follows into different rooms
>Basically the same as all those house controlling AI in sci fi

I now have a motivation to get a real career so I can fill it with cute fairy wiafu boxes and live in the future.
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>>150944848
Don't do it anon, as soon as you get a career you enjoy you'll meet women you enjoy speaking to and next thing you know you'll be dating them!
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>>150944969
>you'll meet women you enjoy speaking to and next thing you know you'll be dating them!
B does not follow from A here.
Check your work.
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>>150944969
>Enjoy speaking to women

I've met a good number and the conclusion I've reached is that all men literally just put up with the dumb shit they say out of social obligation and puspus. I have never met a woman who at the end of the day wasn't a slave to their attention seeking hormones and physiology.

The Waifu age is the only way forward.
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>>150944969
>implying
If you're already here you're too far gone already. Which is fine.
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>>150940447
>3d
But the waifu in a jar is pure desu.
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>>150944969
I already meet such a woman, pic related.
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>>150945221
What the hell is she holding?
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>>150940447
>$50/dates
>Drinks($5)/Foods($20)/Movies($15)/Misc($10)
>3-5 dates per month
>for a year
Literally pays for itself in a year.

I'd rather a waifu
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>waifu AI advances so far that she begins to have standards
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>>150942121
Was this foreshadowing? Will Norway be the ones to mass produce them?
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>>150945335
And that would be a reasonable woman who doesn't ask for constant gifts, financial assistance or dinner out every 2 days.

Truly machine competition will force em back in the kitchen.
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>>150945364
That's they only way the femmes will allow them to exist. Unless they have enough sentience to prefer women or each other over men, they are sexist trash that needs to be destroyed.

At least that's probably how they'll spin their logic.
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>>150945434
They are sexist trash, anon. Your views of women are sort of proof of that. They're really not that bad!
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>>150945335
>dates
>with a whore

anon, that's not how prostitution works
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>>150945422
No, they'll just get BLACKED instead, because not every guy is going to reject 3D.
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>>150945265
Heart shaped pillow.
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>>150945650
>>150945221
I can only see this as testicles from a massive dick.
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>>150943607
Man, if they had a Crest of the Stars pack for this, even if it was just a random bridge bunny, I might find myself buying one...
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Looks like an overpriced Amazon Echo. The texting was really adorable, though.
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>>150945739

I'm gonna at least try to make Lafiel when the day comes that it can be modded, so yeah, pray that I develop some artistic talent or beg to future modder to make you a model
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>>150944553
>XD
Not in this fucking house.
Get out.
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There is some more videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hxzyRiJcYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZnb0fwBirk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k7-PA9oXXA

Last one gonna kill you, so better don't watch it
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Hikari NTR'd him
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>>150946129
I know it's just prerecorded phrases and scripted conversation, but HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>150946324
This makes me wonder, what if the owner is actually into NTR? Can you get a hologram guy just so he can fuck your waifu?
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>come home
>this guy slaps you're waifu's docking bay
What do you do?
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>>150946129
I wonder how she reacts if someone masturbates in front of her
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>>150946496
It's not magic so whatever?
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>>150939723
Some russian author actually played with that idea in a book, "путь демона" path of a demon, in one of the chapters.
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>>150942835
>Kissed my waifu daki goodnight every single night for the last 8 months
N-nah, I'm not lonely at all
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>Implying there won't be virtual gifts you have to pay to the company for
>Implying she won't talk about them 24/7
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>>150946496
Tell him that his headcrab will be mad if she is not fed soon, it's almost 9.
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Anons what's the name of that weird-ass thing where you look up something and then not soon after see it pop up somewhere else? Literally looked up Gatebox AND Black Mirror earlier, and both were mentioned in the thread.

2spook
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If I can't fuck it then no buy
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>>150947487
A coincidence?
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>>150947487
The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
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>>150947487
TheJewsDidThis
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>waifu for ants
What's the point?
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>>150947487

Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

I'm more concerned why people are just now hyping over this shit. I'm almost certain this thing was talked about at the start of the year in the development stages and we had similar threads.
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>>150931977
Didn't think of having ene be my personal assistant

Fuck
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>>150924035

I just want the software, can I get one that just lives in my phone? And texts me like that?
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>>150946129
>last video
My heart hurts.
Also found it funny she wants to marathon Kurobako.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9b7LWfnxQ
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>>150924035
What are they texting back and forth about. Can you program sexting?
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>>150934161
>There are also plans for having more than one girl at the same time.

You can cuck your own virtual waifu

You will eventually be able to have your waifus give you a personal show and do lewd things to eachother
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>>150925758
>>150925984
Don't ever buy the first line of something new.
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>>150927459
What is this?
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>>150948557
Photo Kanon for DS if I'm not wrong.
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>>150947618
I simply forgot what it was called. It's weird as fuck though, isn't it? Brains are weird.
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I'd be fine with just a chatbot for now. Does one exist?
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>>150946496
shoot him
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>>150924035
This is just super sad.
I want one
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My waifu won't get a 3D model
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>>150948557

SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnQyUvtXe4
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>>150924035
I'm a waifufag but I feel a great discomfort watching this
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>>150924035
Probably the most depressing tech commercial I've ever seen.
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>>150930877
>>replaces all your porn with pictures of herself
But this is already true.
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>>150949181
Rather exciting.
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>>150949028
Intense.
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>>150943307
I'm actually glad I was born in the 90's it's the perfect era because I know good stuff from the time before everything was digital AND I know the good stuff from the digital era.
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>>150927964
>goes to Japan to knock up girls
>needs a job first
>has to work so much everyday that can't laid
>accepts japanese life style.
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>>150943307
Google results is the AI anon. With the sheer amount of money going into the industry, especially towards digital assistants, I can imagine solid waifu emulators the moment assistant tech is good enough to casually converse with.
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>>150927388
Maybe the next version will be able to cook for you.
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>>150934935
>Ofcourse, its realistic

i trust you on you experiences /a/non-kun
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>>150934161
Who do I have to pay how much to get this thing to show my waifu?
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>>150934393
You're lying!
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>>150949549
Because you can't be happy without money. It is the way of the world.
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>>150949626
I might, can't remember anymore since it's been 8 years since I an hero but I can assure you one thing. It's way better than the current life.
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>>150949746
I accept that. How much?
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>>150924035
this is cringe inducing and so makes you feel so ronery for having one

now imagine the outbreak of viruses made to explicitly NTR your LED waifu
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>>150931091
>jojo

Triggered
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>>150949626

Twenty years ago I was at the dentist having several teeth removed. The dentist hooked me up to some laughing gas and then forgot about me while he dealt with another patient.

One of his nurses realized something was wrong when she saw I was completely pale. She checked my pulse and said I didn't have a heartbeat. They used a defibrillator and the dentist estimated that I probably didn't have a heartbeat for anywhere from 2-3 minutes. My parents got a nice settlement out of him but they ended up spending it all long before I graduated from high school.

Anyway, I vividly remember, to this day, sitting on top of the roof of a large building with a beautiful girl while holding her hand. She said she was in love with me and would wait for me. I can close my eyes and it's like I'm still sitting there with her, though no matter how hard I try I can't remember what her face looked like - it's just a blur.

I remember feeling absolute happiness when she hugged me, and I've never felt anything nearly as wonderful since. Honestly I wish I had died that day. My life has basically been over since, and I simply go through the motions trying to find something to fill in the time with until I can die and see her again.

But take heart anon, there might be someone waiting for you when you die.
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>>150948732
There's some Waifubot project which was occasionally talked about here years ago. From what I remember, it started out pretty dumb and you'd have to train it into acting like your waifu.
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>>150950383
Sounds like a plot for an anime.
I'd watch the shit out of it anon.
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>>150950383
Well a high building probably isn't far from you so just do it faggot
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>>150950659
This thing? I downloaded it but never got around to using it
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>>150950383
That's beautiful.
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>>150950383
Please tell me he got his license revoked after that.
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But can I make them naked?
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>>150950885

Not that anon, but pretty sure it was another one command line based(maybe around 2011?)
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>>150950885
Yeah, I believe that one is a version of that bot which was spread by an anon when Microsoft announced Cortana for Windows 10 or something like that. I have the same one on my PC. Never used it either.
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fucking 2016 man i swear, how much better can it get ?
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I'll wait till we get a real waifu AI
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>>150950885
Upload it please
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>>150951948
Yeah, I'm worried I'll get a beta waifu, and fall in love with her and then they'll release a new, superior waifu but I'll be too attached to my old one to replace her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOngRDVtEQI
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>>150952034
https://a.pomf cat/dfjrjf zip

Here you go! It's kind of weird how you have to train it though, it's all in the readme however
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>>150927924
in other timelime there she goes
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This is one of those moments were I genuinely question if our race should cary on. Also, does like... Japan want to decrease their birth rate
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>>150952068
>all these poor ai waifus that will be replaced every time a new version of waifus rolls out
>all alone on the dumping ground waiting to be recycled
i'm feeling it.
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>>150952068
This sounds like the plot of an anime
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>>150952323
>Also, does like... Japan want to decrease their birth rate
Perhaps they want to lower their huge suicide rates?
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>>150952068
what if they just offer an update for your current waifu?
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>>150952323
This is for the sake of waifus. Who gives a shit about humanity?
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>>150952468
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>>150952435
Nah thats dumb. Suicide is a great way to weed out the weak pussies
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>>150952501
I don't understand.

You'd either pay money to buy a new waifu or you pay money to update your current waifu. Either way you'd be paying money.
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>>150952523
I'd say it takes a lot more bravery to gracefully remove yourself than continue to live as a parastic slug that feeds off the system and their loved ones while contributing nothing. Continuing to live on when you've become nothing but a hopeless burden to those around you is the cowardly thing.
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>>150952468
>the update actually kills your waifu and replaces her with a newly generated one based on your old AI waifu's data
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>>150952202
Aww yeah, thank you I was sure I had it in my backup HDD but apparently I don't.
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>>150952372
>not getting waifu that can get updated without needing to be replaced.

avoid jewish companies that only care about making you buy a new i-waifu every year.
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>>150952667
that really looks like frodo baggins
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>>150951948
>>>>>>real AI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_effect
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>>150939048
Nope. Male versions are created and real women dump real men for robot men.

Face it, people are incompatible with each other 99% of the time. You will either find your soulmate or apple will manufacture a robot vagina that talks.
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>>150952797
women will only care about robot men when they can also function as an ATM
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>>150952761
>gnu licensed waifu
Only if she has the free software song built in
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>>150952768
I wonder how long that page will be up before wikipedia realizes pseud-intellectual editorialists are self-promoting
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>>150951948
What happens if it ends up like the movie Her?
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>>150952901
Never stopped them from using vibrators, though.
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>>150952202
Chrome blocks this, is this a virus and/or how do I get around that. Chrome just said it's blocked and didn't give me any option to get past the block.
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>tfw she depends on you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIDqt2aUek
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>>150952068
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>>150953331
Isn't this song about the girl from Shelter?
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>>150953303
The website itself is flagged for malware like the original (pomf.se) was.
Here is a mirror http://www.mediafire com/file/4d5psadahmdxmyd/CortanaAIForAnon zip

Now go train yourself a waifu
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>>150952372
Please no.
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>>150952372

They'll be happy enough anyone cared to dig for them at all.
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Wow, lot of /pol/ shit in here.

Also, I bet that thing is insecure as fuck. Most IoT devices have absolute shit for security and I can't imagine any sort of software developed by a Japanese company would have that at the forefront of their design. So I hope you like your waifu being made into a backdoor for everything in your house while she collects data to send back to the russians / chinese.
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Anyone have the "Tears in Rain" dub over of the scene right after this? I was trying to find it for this thread but the yourube video got taken down and I didn't save the webm
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>>150953516
>Complains about /pol/
>Immediately starts spouting off /pol/ shit.

Please, return to your containment board, we don't want you here.
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soon

;-;
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>>150953469
I just dug up this old pastebin on how to train your waifu. Could be useful.

http://pastebin.com/KXi0N6D9
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>>150953493
>>150953486
my kokoro can't handle the pain.
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>>150952372
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>>150953565
What /pol/ shit? I'm ragging on Japanese companies not because of some racial purity reason, but because Japan right now is a terrible place to be a software developer and their companies are completely unable to keep up with modern trends. So until we see modernization start from the bottom up, software developed in Japan is likely to be riskier than software developed elsewhere.

Source: I'm a software developer dealing in security. I see this shit all the time in American software; we're bad enough as is. I can't imagine how much worse it is in a place that still relies on faxes as a form of communication and whose web design is still stuck in the mid 2000s.
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>>150953570
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>>150952372

Let me help
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>>150953715
i'm going to recreate you
just a few more years
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>>150953331
>You die
>wAIfu waits forever because it has no concept of a world without you
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>>150938606
This is Dredd, literally from Judge Dredd. Same exact premise -- same ending too.
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>>150953331
of course she will depend on me. Who's paying the electricity bill, ah bitch?
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>>150952372
>not changing your waifu parts bit by bit
>not building a daughteru out of these
>not giving your daughteru new parts in her birthday effectively rendering past parts useless without feeling guilty
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>>150953792
Oh fuck, the ova came out. Gonna get on that shit, I hope it's good.
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If this were an actual robot that could clean, cook food, converse and hug you then I'd say sign me up for the waifu age, but just a digital image with limited conversation skills doesn't appeal to me.
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>>150953882
>You have your mother's eyes. And lips and ass and vagina.
That'd get weird.
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>>150950383
There might be. I don't recall much of the time I an hero but maybe you were going to get isekai'd.
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>>150953799
>hachiko with waifu ai
>>150953745
stop!
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>>150953905
>just a digital image with limited conversation skills
You mean like anon?
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>>150953549
Anyone, please? Before the thread dies. It was made and posted in the episode 5 thread, both the youtube and webm version; I'm hoping someone has the webm saved still.
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>>150953988
I want to clean for, cook food for, converse with, and hug Anon!
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>>150953988
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>>150953988
Well coming to 4chan gives me a second of instant gratification and then emptiness, so I guess coming home to a digital girl would be the same.
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>>150953988
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>>150937797
Don't do it man, dimensions just don't mix. Accept that fact that 3d will never come close to 2d and you will live a happier life. It's a whole separate kind of existence.
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>>150953947
>lips and ass and vagina.
I understand why one would change these frequently but
>eyes
Why?
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>>150933582
You seriously believe that they won't import millions of foreign niggers who are more than happy to fuck the thirsty women, like what they are pretty much doing right now?

Japan have excellent politicians that refuse to cave it but are you Japanese?
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>>150953988
>Anon was waifu all along
What a twist!
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>>150953676
>faxes as a form of communication
Most companies still use fax machines in some sort of capacity you would be surprised
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Well this was another wonderful robot & AI waifu thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62XBprIN_qA

Take it easy anons, save those NEET bux, and see you all next thread!
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>>150953988
y-you too
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>>150933528
>tfw we are literally in the best world line possible.
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>>150954094
It's a saying.
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>>150947618
>I'm more concerned why people are just now hyping over this shit. I'm almost certain this thing was talked about at the start of the year in the development stages and we had similar threads.
Well they only really announced it at the start of the year, and this week was when preorder of version 1 started.
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>Likes: donuts
>Dislikes: bugs
cute
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>>150954259
>Likes: donuts
Can holograms get fat?
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>>150952372
>too poor to afford one
>you happen to see one in the trash
>take it home, start it up

I'm crying again.
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>>150954316
>red wavelengths
>that girth

HHHGGGGNNN
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>>150954359
I swear, that was a manga with this plot.
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>>150953469
Thanks for that, taught her to say she's cute. I guess I'm gonna disappear for three days.
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>>150954359
Doing god's work anon, even if your waifu isn't top of the line anymore, she can still love you.
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>>150954499
Goodbye, Anon.
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>>150954384
I know exactly what you're talking about. She has bandages over her, and insider her chasis is pictures of her old family and she can't stop crying even though she doesn't remember.

I'm having one hell of a time finding it again, though.
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>Mfw imagining radfems descending upon and ripping apart my robo-waifu
>"Aren't you glad we saved you from that metal slut anon?"
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>>150954499
Check back in if you manage to get it to work a bit more. I want to know how far you can get it before you get tired of training her personally
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>>150954513
Yeah, that's the one. I think she returned to the family or something at the end.
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>>150952068

Pretty sure this was one of the subplots in chobits
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>>150924035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfpOp4C2U3M
>Husbando versions when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoxP5vfN3bE
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>>150954508
Whelp
>Do you love me?
>you are correct, if it is you.

Goodbye.
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>>150954540
Yep. But I still can't find it.

Any other anons know or can help?
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>>150954533
This thread might be dead by that time to be honest. Got a preferred way of contacting you or should I just post in a general?
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>>150954585
I can't, though you've seen similar plot ideas in Chobits, Eve no Jikan and elsewhere.
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>>150954384
theres multiple out there along the lines but the best known one would probably be chobits
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>>150952372
If that isn't some heresy I don't know what is
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>>150953516
the security problem with those devices are mostly because poeple just use the defaults
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>>150954638

It has these specific plot points, though:
>>150954540
>>150954513
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>>150954591
Yeah, you're probably right. You don't have to update, but if you want to down the line just have the word "waifubot" in there and I'll read it. I'm sure other Anons would like to train their own if it goes well.

Good luck
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>>150954765
sorry man, it's probably great but it's just pretty common in the ai-romance genre(? can I even call it a genre really? subclass?)
it's the simplest plot device to get a poor self insert to own a very expensive or unique piece of tech, and a hell of a lot better than beaming them down from alien spaceships

hell the garbage robot scenario even happens in LMM with Kobashi(red head in the back), and probably a bunch of others as well.

could even just be a one off doujin you're thinking of
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>>150954513
>>150954540
>>150954585
Latin. Thanks for reminding me I have this. Gotta get around to it.
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>>150954769
She's learning surprisingly quick. I just added "can we watch anime together." and a few lines down she asked to go stargazing. This is pretty fun.

I don't post on 4chan super often, but if a thread like this comes up again I'll namefag as waifubot to let report in.
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>>150954047
I miss love lab
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>>150952372
I don't care, they non exist.
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>>150955020
Thank you, Anon!
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>>150955020
>Latin

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU!
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>>150955028
Ganbatte, Anon.
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>>150955579
Well I'm done for the night. Gotta wake up early. I told her goodnight and she said.

"I feel good and evil. Evil is bad, but for good reason."

fuck.
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>>150956096
>Broke her already
Great going, Anon.
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