I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
I hate it!
悔しい
Fish!
>>150903441
I am the fin of my fish.
Try again tomorrow
I am indifferent to it.
>>150903490
>>150903441
I thought I wanted to do it once.
>>150904005
But he did it once.
>>150904005
>>150904010
Why does this bug like fish so much?
>>150903441
it's ok
>>150903441
Be careful when eating fish.
>>150903441
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
I hate it!
And I hate AoG!
>>150904684
I like you anon
But you didn't post it yesterday.
>>150905941
Thank you.
>>150904684
;_;
Thanks doc.
>>150903441
Beware! Fish very big.
>>150903441
It's alright.
>>150911727
It's not alright...
It's DANGEROUS!
Danger!
Danger!
How the hell has he kept this up for this fucking long
>>150914875
>Keep it up
Good blood flow and lots of vitamin E!
>>150903441
straight from kym, pls kys
>>150920573
>>150903441
You never really cared if we like it. I hate you.
Hey, this thread is pretty good.
>>150904010
Screenshot?
I'm monitoring this thread.
can guns like fish?
>>150905670
It might be a battle axe or it might be a spear. It might even be a fish
>>150912375
I want Levia to poke me till I explode
If you catch my drift
Why is this thread still here?
>>150928229
Making up for the times it got deleted during the DJT drama.
>>150928229
Looks like you don't like it.
>>150928455
Well, duh.
tastes like dolphin and pork
>>150927341
Actually, it's4 minutes in photoshop
>>150924607
Just take it.
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>150931807
i swear to fucking god if i have to read this shitty forced meme again...
>>150931807
>#1 in the Japanese box office for 12 weeks, 11 weekends
>Has surpassed Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle as #2 Anime Film of All Time in Japan
>Earns 20 billion yen and counting to surpass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Now beyond 20 billion yen (US$276 million).
>Nominated for an Oscar
>Wins LA Film Critics Award
>On the cusp of going beyond the box office gross of Spirited Away (US$289.1 million)
So this is meme magic. Not bad.
>>150932008
Stunning performances from the cast, brilliant direction, heartwarming music, captivating characters, engaging dialogue, musical brilliance
an instant classic
Keit-Ai is a solid 9.4/10 the new Madoka of Evangelion.
>>150931807Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
>>150931807
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
>>150932188
Not to mention it's already at US$276 million. Spirited Away is at US$289.1 million.
It's $13 million away from the big prize.
Pretty soon, it's going to be both the highest-grossing anime film of all time and the highest-grossing Japanese film ever.
All because of a meme.
>>150931807
inb4 nigger mods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898MOU IKKAI
>>150903490
>>150904684
THEY HATE IT
>>150935823
But it's not morning.
>>150931807
>>150932008
Is Keit-ai the most profitable meme of all time or does Trump take the cake?
>>150934097
That's spooky as fuck.
>>150936606
Baka fairy, do you not know about timezones?
>>150931807
nyahaha
And to think that mods claimed they would make /a/ "great" again by getting rid of template threads when they never leave their IRC circlejerk anyway or are too busy with having a normal life.
How laughable and pathetic they are.