Meanwhile, at Japanese high school /a/...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQ3c8xyLZc

File: 1480611334547.png (287KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 800x600px

URUSAI!!

EVERYONE SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND TAKE OUT YOUR ENGRISH TEXT BOOKS

File: 040ad102e7fc648c36acc18f585f8a1d.jpg (798KB, 1050x1228px) Image search: [Google]

798KB, 1050x1228px

A-anon, What are you doing!

File: Obummer late for school.png (99KB, 303x281px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 303x281px

>>150788388

>>150788388
Me on the window aisle, second from the back

File: 1470506245222.jpg (38KB, 409x442px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 409x442px

Does anyone have the math homework? I spilled tea on my notebook and it got ruined.

>>150788552
Hey, Anon-kun, are you sleeping during class again?

File: 1452473383123.gif (210KB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 400x225px

>>150788687
Anon-kun! Anon-kun!

File: 2512125.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

Why did moot-sensei retire? His classes were shitty but at least he knew what he was doing. I can't understand what the new guy is saying!

File: 1461810897918.jpg (85KB, 600x849px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 600x849px

"H-hey anon-kun, want to join me in the empty classroom?"

>>150788930
That’s fine, I don't need to study today.

File: 1451504132258.jpg (40KB, 261x260px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 261x260px

>>150788930
no way, fag.

go back to your creepy BL doujins or whatever

File: 1461129935195.jpg (169KB, 560x420px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 560x420px

>>150788991

>>150788388
>Meanwhile, at Japanese high school /a/...

It would probably be a mix of GTO, Cromartie High School and Assassination Classroom

File: 1481190644608.jpg (47KB, 500x508px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 500x508px

Alright class, today's lesson...

File: vlcsnap-2013-05-28-21h33m47s132.png (867KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 1280x720px

Alright, which one of you faggots did this?

Does anyone know why did the guy with middle-length black hair who sat near the window suddenly stop coming to school?

>>150789120
He dead.

File: Tanaka.jpg (29KB, 757x426px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 757x426px

Someone go wake up Tanaka!

File: 1449049025933.png (299KB, 366x609px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 366x609px

>>150789154
I'm right here, Baka!

File: 1462612178560.jpg (92KB, 826x691px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 826x691px

We have to abolish clubs, they promote circlejerks and friendship circles.

File: 2983612.jpg (572KB, 2505x1677px) Image search: [Google]

572KB, 2505x1677px

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU IN YOUR SEATS

>That one black student is sitting down reading a book.
>You don't notice them because they're too dark to see.
>The other students call it a shadow, or a dark phantom who possess the class.

I heard we're getting a new transfer student today.

I hope it's a cute girl.

>>150789288
But some of the clubs produce quality content and promote learning!
Sometimes.
Occasionally.

File: 1394932184465.gif (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x270px

Cleanup Duty is the worst!

>>150789270
Nope, you definitely dead.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE HOMEWORK

>>150789288
I love the equestrian club!

>>150789471
Highschool aoba?

>>150789288
Go home club doesn't promote friendship. I was scammed

>>150789288
>Form the Black Guy Club
>Be the only Black Guy in the school.
Its lonely at the top of /a/ school.

>>150789471
How many times has Asuta pounded that bird?

File: 1477511801302.jpg (269KB, 943x530px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 943x530px

Hi I am Anonymous Fag the new student transfer. Should I just take the open desk 2nd from the back by the window?

File: I'm a boy.jpg (134KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 1280x720px

>>150789370

File: tumblr_npma28jMjY1s2kojso1_500.png (120KB, 468x422px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 468x422px

>>150789520
*Meanwhile at the equestrian club*

File: solve (3).png (408KB, 800x906px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 800x906px

>>150788719
Anon-kun. Since you have the free time to talk to your neighbor I assume you can help out Akemi-san in the front of the class?

>>150788388
EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!

I'll now begin taking attendance, ok let's see... /a/?

>>150788552
>>150788719
>>150788925
>>150788930
>>150788994
>>150789046
>>150789288
>>150789471
>>150789643
This is a boys only school, girls aren't allowed.

File: gg_aku_no_hana_-_08_779b1954_27-mei-2013-19-35-01.png (750KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

750KB, 1280x720px

Hey anon, that cute girl over there is looking at you, you gonna talk to her?

>>150789753
He died

>>150789782
what a fucking munt.

File: equestrian_kisaragi.png (661KB, 1166x872px) Image search: [Google]

661KB, 1166x872px

>>150789520
>>150789674
We will have to combine the girls' and boys' equestrian clubs so that they don't get shut down.

File: SYDperky.jpg (179KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 1920x1080px

I'LL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN
BETTER FLIRT WITH THE MC

File: ab3212f48af7303d44be392253532a9b.gif (769KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

769KB, 500x281px

>>150789753
H-here

>>150789753
Maternity leave

File: vlcsnap-135155.jpg (25KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 640x480px

>>150789753
HAI!

File: d77.jpg (38KB, 385x395px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 385x395px

>>150789877

>>150789913
*Marks it as attending*

>>150789863
>>150789920

Shut up /b/, at least I don't really have to ask if you're here... /c/?

>>150790065
>>150789652

>>150790123
*I wanna protect that smile!* ok, now... /d/

File: descartes-meditac3a7c3b5es.jpg (95KB, 1031x860px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 1031x860px

>>150790192
"Here"

>>150790262
*checks* /e/ I hope you remembered the dress code this time, I don't wanna send you to the principal's office again.

File: __azuma_satori_chiba_kirino_eiga_danjuurou_ishida_toraji_kawazoe_tamaki_and_others_bamboo_blade_drawn_by_igarashi_aguri__45c690885c4dbea0fe48a452c12ab5d3.png (3MB, 1800x1280px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1800x1280px

JOIN THE KENDO TEAM, YOU FAGGOTS

>>150788488
My school used this bell.

File: ban hammer.png (228KB, 800x900px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 800x900px

>>150788862
moot was more like a principle. Mods are teachers. Janitors are.. well janitors.

>>150788388
Do japs really waste that much space with front yards?

>>150790483
>yfw moot was always a furry

>>150790483
Nah, Moot was the student advisor.

File: 1478076274370.png (297KB, 471x556px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 471x556px

What are we going to do for a school festival?

>>150790359
Sensei, /e/-San is absent, she's probably off doing lewd things.

File: 13813312294752.png (55KB, 1000x600px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1000x600px

>>150790483
Who's the student council pres?

I heard japanese schools are socially toxic and I dont want to get bullied.

Also no, you cant make a LN title out of this.

File: Yui-the-maid-k-on-37100091-403-460.jpg (49KB, 403x460px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 403x460px

I hope the mods don't realize that I left my uniform at home...

File: Be-Bop-High-School_v04c32p040.png (195KB, 980x1420px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 980x1420px

[Muffled ORA TEME in the distance]

>>150790760
>*unzip*
hue

File: 6eMyHpS.gif (922KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

922KB, 500x281px

>>150790635
How about we host a movie?

>>150788388
IQ is our new powerlevel chart, post your IQ

>>150790876
-2

>>150790876
Last two digits determine

>>150790914
RIP

File: a4d847f49552bd7b1566f7be009944c31375432664_large.jpg (16KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 200x200px

>>150790876
I studied for this!

File: 1471293807269.jpg (20KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 250x250px

>>150790876
Lets see how this goes.

File: __utsugi_yuuki_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_ouhashi__93b427d68a9f2da96b264b87ceff9fbc.jpg (237KB, 808x1000px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 808x1000px

Oh look, the school's bicycle has just walked in.

File: K-ON!! - 26 (BDRip 1280x720 x264).mkv_snapshot_14.56_[2014.09.11_03.36.50].png (902KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

902KB, 1280x720px

>>150790876
Let's see

File: 1458899244074.jpg (40KB, 726x720px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 726x720px

Looking for a worthy opponent to challenge me. Fists only and the fight ends when one of us is knocked unconscious. Anyone who tells the mods will kindly be receiving a head injury by yours truly.

File: talk_shit_eat_shit.jpg (40KB, 425x700px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 425x700px

>>150791051
Easy shit. Who's next?

File: celGzZp.jpg (346KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

346KB, 1280x720px

>>150790876
Here we go!

>>150788488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKF2y3I9Pc

File: k-on_ep9_azusa_fender_mustang_guitar.jpg (41KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 960x720px

Come on, /a/. We need to practice for the school festival.

I'm happy I'm not in class 3.

>>150791247
Will I be fine with my very slightly dented saxophone that I only played for 1 and a half years?

Why won't senpai notice me? Is it because I'm a boy and he's a boy?

>>150790684
Huh? that's rare, she's usually always here despite her tendencies.

Alright. Let's continue, /g/?

>>150791334
Sensei! /g/ has been buried behind the gymnasium!

Uhh guys.

I just ran into a half black, half white bear claiming to be the headmaster.

Is that normal?

File: Janitor.png (17KB, 176x249px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 176x249px

>>150788388
Hello students, would you like to see my swords?

>>150791415
*Checks him as absent*

/h/?

>>150791473
I was expecting an "ehhh," but hey, you're the teacher. /h/ is skipping because she's a dirty slut.

>>150791645
>she
If any board is a she, its /int/ and /v/

>>150791726
>/v/
it would be more girl (boy)

File: 1477658726601.png (426KB, 501x720px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 501x720px

Students from the middle school /pol/ are in our school again

If you need me I'll be by the vending machines, skipping class and delinquently drinking a juice box.

>>150791645
*Marks her absent*
Alright... /k/?

File: 1478835375776.jpg (1MB, 2881x4096px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2881x4096px

>>150789763
>boys only
We can still have cute girls(male) though right?

>>150790387
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT, PLAY A REAL SPORT, JOIN THE RUGBY TEAM!

I hate this school, why did I think coming here would be a good idea? The American exchange students are loud and obnoxious and the Japanese are too uptight, ugh ебать меня I should have stayed in Russia!

File: up-e2-02-the-school-must-have-tough-education.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>150792028
Uhhhh.....

File: tgrddea1t070kto1_500.jpg (74KB, 500x738px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 500x738px

>>150792028
Hai.

Did you hear about the transfer student from /v/ memorial high school? He's so obnoxious, i'll be surprised if he doesn't flunk out by the end of the semester.

>>150792102
>tfw all the American and Japanese girls are fascinated with me to the point of being creepy
>tfw there isnt any ES in the vending machines
>tfw just want some prime boipussy
Ei jumalauta, ei helvetti saatana.

>>150792203
>>150792299
.... /k/ you were warned about contraband once already, next time I'll have to send you to the principle's office.

/m/?

Did you guys here. Supposedly there is rumor that during lunch, in the back of the gym, there is an alleyway where rock cds and beer appear.

They say several of the older students go there to investigate it, but never come back. All there is the laughter of little girls.

Its some spooky stuff. So who wants to go investigate this thing with me?

File: Mechazawa.png (50KB, 302x324px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 302x324px

>>150792504
*raises hand*

>>150792515
I would, but my little sister told me to go straight back home after classes are over.

>>150792582
>Imouto
>Not Nee-chan

You disgust me anon.

Hey, Anon-chan, you look really good today, these clothes really suit you!

File: 1458600225781.gif (998KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

998KB, 350x350px

>>150792504
>next time I'll have to send you to the principle's office.

Try and stop me

I heard this weird rumour about watching a TV at midnight!

>>150792580
ok, quiet as usual *marks*

/o/?

>>150792504
He couldn't past the captcha sensei. He said he didn't want to be liar.

File: Takumi.jpg (40KB, 350x262px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 350x262px

>>150792947
Here

File: 1397498382214.png (291KB, 500x417px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 500x417px

>tfw the girl I like reject me

>>150793009
I heard you're working part time doing deliveries, be careful on the road kid.

/p/?

>>150792691
Th-thanks.

File: f77.jpg (28KB, 467x413px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 467x413px

>>150793080
Here! Also, hold still.

>>150789471
holy shit this is literally a copy of aoba or vise versa since this was first

>>150793284
Congratulations on finally getting a club. If you still need an adviser try talking to /gd/ sensei, he has similar tastes.

/r/?

File: IMG_5478.jpg (152KB, 840x560px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 840x560px

Alright f/a/ggots, bring out your bancho so we can kick the crap out of him.

>>150793483
here
>>150793284
what anime is that?

File: 9E0.jpg (36KB, 704x396px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 704x396px

>>150793483
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*

>>150793582
>>150793619
Stop being a filthy saucefag, that is all.

/s/?

File: Green Green.jpg (73KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1024x768px

>>150793659
/s/ is in the bathroom, he'll be right back.
>possibly taking naked photos in the ladies room.

Quick, my friend from elementary asked me to marry her in two years! Whaddoido?

>>150793757
Fuck that whore, if she's not here to respond when called out then she's not here. *marks absent*

/t/?

>>150793824

Impregnate her then not take responsibility.

>>150793824
Impregnate sounds like a very good option

Oh man, I'm gonna be late.

File: c54b923ba69e6222aa3d07b1b325ce25.jpg (303KB, 890x1280px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 890x1280px

>>150793824
Hug her tenderly.

File: thepiratebay_hyd[1].jpg (115KB, 1200x720px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1200x720px

>>150793844
psst, sensei, interested in some got hd links?

>>150793844
/t/ got arrested for shoplifting again.

>>150793824
Calm down, that means you're a harem protag who made a childhood promise long ago, act like a dimwitted and undecisive faggot and other girls will come to like you for no reason whatsoever.

>>150793844
Feds got him.

File: 029.jpg (271KB, 1045x750px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 1045x750px

>>150793573
My plot armor is strong

>>150793938
>2 door c-class
what am i looking at?

>>150791726
Did you forget about /cgl/?

>>150793902
>>150793920
Damn that kid, he showed such promise too, then stated to hang out with the wrong crowd.

/u/? Please refrain from being a creep while class is in session, you can do so during luchtime

File: 1475441913786.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>150793938
Shit, looks like we'll have to bring out the boss.

>>150793853
>>150793882
B-but our parents know each other well

File: ManlyWall[1].jpg (41KB, 422x317px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 422x317px

>>150794078
then it's time for /v/ to bring the ______BIG______ boss

Please ignore the killing game taking place on the 3rd floor. Thank you.

>>150794099

I fail to see how this is a problem.

File: OKOTTEMASU.gif (655KB, 700x625px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 700x625px

>>150789268
Man fucking Tanaka, he's such a cunt!

File: 1480731409195.jpg (36KB, 486x698px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 486x698px

>>150794071

>>150791318
>implying that highschoolers dont only care about the guitar and their "muh wonderwall"

sure anon, just make sure you work on your embouchure, its especially important for the smaller ones like the alto and soprano

GUYS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOR THE CULTURE FESTIVAL?!

I'd like to join the Literature Club

Could whichever spacenigger who parked a Zaku in parking spot 5 please move it?

>>150788388
"I'm gunna b late!" screamed anon, biting his half-eaten slice of corn bread and contemplating a quick bike theft.

You guys be careful out there, its Japanese truck season

Have you guys seen the new black girl who came from Canada? I've only heard rumors.

>>150794370
Anon, you ignorant slut, we're doing a crossdressing maid cafe. What else would we be doing?

>>150794370
Trap-maid cafe It's going to be a success and possibly end in an orgy.

File: 1440192690208.png (610KB, 573x657px) Image search: [Google]

610KB, 573x657px

>>150794370
Haunted House.

>>150794370
We'll be emulating 80's bosozoku culture with our bikes.

>>150794288
Ok, that should be all of you. *closes book*

Now, we have a transfer student starting classes with us today, please refrain from newfag calling, This is /v/. Tell us a bit about yourself /v/

>>150794370
Haunted crossdressing maid cafe
It turns out they're actual girls

>>150794376
Go speak with /tg/ senpai, he's the club president. Or you could try /lit/ sensei, the club advisor

File: ghost.png (99KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 500x500px

Sensei!

/vp/ the class pet isn't looking quite right. I think he's sick.

>>150794612

good twist.

>a m night shyamalan film

>>150794733
Get someone to pull out a potion

File: konoyarrro.jpg (218KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1280x720px

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS FROM /POL/ HIGHSCHOOL ARE INVADING US NEXT WEEK, LET'S KICK THEIR ASSES.

>>150794370
YAKISOBA STAND MOTHERFUCKERS.

File: 1348534058388.png (108KB, 241x963px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 241x963px

I call blonde American transfer student

File: quality military hardware.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

Guys the finnish transfer student is making me uncomfortable.

File: 1451610036494.png (867KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 1366x768px

>>150794590
"Um.... ok"

"Hello everyone, I am /v/, I like eletronics, I have an autistic brother who comes to school here as well, he's /vg/ in case you didn't know him. my family runs the pet shop you got >>150794733 from and I have a crazy uncle who tells me we should gas all the kikes and libtards.... And that's it I guess"

File: __azuma_satori_chiba_kirino_kawazoe_tamaki_kuwahara_sayako_and_miyazaki_miyako_bamboo_blade_drawn_by_igarashi_aguri__2ad18e89f67e1ed695e7d5b15b38f6dd.jpg (151KB, 610x430px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 610x430px

>>150792075
WE HAVE CUTE GIRLS

Guys i need help. during the last seating change i got the one next to the window and now weird shit is going on during class. what do i do?

>>150794862
But anon! We can't cook!

>>150794590
Sensei? You forgot /tv/ again.

File: 1478061656937.jpg (152KB, 743x720px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 743x720px

Please joing the ping-pong club! We have tanoshii!

File: hqdefault.jpg (19KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x360px

>>150795312
I heard about the ping pong club, strange stuff happens over there.

>>150795243
No anon, /tv/ got a leave of abssence cause his adventurer father is dragging him across the world again.

>>150794876
A lot of girls have their eye on him, anon. Better make a move before someone else does.

File: 1470438692272.jpg (470KB, 1659x1080px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 1659x1080px

>>150795417
Oh yeah.

>>150795236
WHERE THE FUCK IS /ck/-KUN?! HE CAN HELP US!

File: 486949_1373679731148_500_283.jpg (33KB, 499x283px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 499x283px

>>150795698
Here I am!

>>150795698
last I saw he was in the culinary room scolding ja/ck/-san for almost poisoning him

>>150795224
Well, first and foremost, don't look out the window, you'll see a giant robot or something. Secondly, never acknowledge whoever is sitting behind you; it's probably a god or a demon or a robot or something.
Aside from all that, you're just gonna have to stick it out until next semester.

>>150795817
this is bad, someone claiming to be part of the disciplinary committee said i need to report to them after class

File: Tonio_explains_tomatos.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>>150795698
I'm doing my co-op with this guy this period

File: Cro-High.gif (774KB, 400x274px) Image search: [Google]

774KB, 400x274px

>>150794838
THOSE SHITSKINS HAVE TEAMED UP WITH /r9k/-ACADEMY AND [s4s]-HIGH TO SHIT ON OUR TURF!

LET'S SHOW THOSE FAGGOTS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY TRY TO FUCK WITH /a/CADEMY!

Can we go somewhere else other than a Federation base for our next field trip? Anon-kun keeps falling into Gundams everytime and getting himself involved in big ass wars.

>>150795982
Sorry, school board doesn't have the budget right now for a beach episode. Would you settle for a Kyoto trip where everyone tries to hook up, but nobody succeeds?

Guys, I think I fucked up.

So after I was sent to the seat second from back next to the window hot chicks started bloody throwing themselves at me in greater numbers than I could imagine. There was a girl I was friends with when I was a kid, the tsundere girl who sits next to me, the really young-looking one, and the girl who transferred here a week ago (whom I accidentally saw the panties of her first day, when she ran into me on her way to school).

What did I do?

>>150795738
>>150795967
WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE YAKISOBA RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
WHAT DO WE DO?!

>>150795872
Ask them for some kind of proof, like a badge or something. It doesn't actually matter if they have one, though, this is just a distraction while you book your ass out of the classroom as quickly as possible. Don't jump out the window though, the fall may cause you to awaken to superpowers.

Sensei! /m/-kun keeps building gunpla models in class and its distracting me! Please tell him to stop!

>>150794153
why do people keep posting this meme picture of a brick wall? can someone explain it to me? I know i'm new but i'm trying my best

File: 41d (1).png (90KB, 482x315px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 482x315px

>>150796096
>forming a harem without even realizing it
Goddammit anon...

>>150796096
Did you gaze wistfully out the window? That usually sets 'em off.

>>150796216
Challenge him to Gunpla Battle if it bothers you so damn much.

>>150793009
>go to /a/ driving school
>Takumi is the teacher

File: YUIYUI HYAZOIBURO.png (96KB, 275x352px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 275x352px

Sensei, sensei. I've been practicing my posing all night!

Please give me the potion I so richly deserve.

>>150796311
B-but I'm only build Macross kits...

>>150796439
>not just using your macross against his gunpla

File: V.jpg (653KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

653KB, 1920x1080px

>>150796372

>>150789877
Shenanigans ensure.

>>150796474
But the Gunpla club beats up anyone who uses anything other than Gundam kits! Anon-kun just got his teeth punched out a few days ago for trying to use his Valvrave kit!

File: happy wolfu.png (172KB, 500x491px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 500x491px

Hey you, join my pack!

>>150796534
Then either start working out or get on the goddamn Gunpla bandwagon.

Sensei, DJT-kun keeps trying to enter the class even tought he was kicked out last week, what should we do?

>>150796534
But that's because Valvrave is shit! Just do it anon! Be strong!

>>150796617
Go back to your doghouse and chew on a bone or something

>>150796617
If you want to start a club, kid, you gotta get a form from the office. No unauthorized clubs on school grounds.

File: angry megumin.jpg (123KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1280x720px

>>150796526
Are you trying to pose at me?

heh, nuthin' personelle, but I must annihilate you

File: images (17).jpg (5KB, 208x158px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 208x158px

>>150796534
Then use an EVA kit to completely wreck those faggots.
Their gunpla can't do shit against AT Fields.

File: metal gear wolfu.jpg (230KB, 754x577px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 754x577px

>>150796693
>>150796691

Hey you, join my club!

>>150796703
>EVA
>mech
No cyborgs allowed

File: 1448936329970.jpg (176KB, 934x834px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 934x834px

>>150794153
I don't see anything but an eye patch on a wall anon.

File: I AM BOSS.jpg (94KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1280x720px

>>150796753
BOSS?

File: yellingyuuko.png (86KB, 291x295px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 291x295px

>>150790876
yuuko level intelligence

File: Gendo-Sensei.png (266KB, 640x479px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 640x479px

uuuuuhhhh guys?

Why is 3rd period for the seniors in the basement? And why does the sensei keep trying to get us to sign up for his weird bible robot club? I just wanted to learn math...

File: 1456108325153.jpg (797KB, 1200x882px) Image search: [Google]

797KB, 1200x882px

>>150790876
My IQ is not a static number, but it is always repeating digits.

File: mai wolfus waifu.png (96KB, 514x404px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 514x404px

>>150796880
Welcome to the pack!

I mean, club

File: images (10).jpg (27KB, 324x454px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 324x454px

Shadows are attacking people in the streets and are draining their life force! I'm on guys let's stop them!

File: Kimura.jpg (36KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 720x480px

>>150796917
He's a definitely the weirdest teacher of this school.

>>150796917
You WANT to learn math?! Fucking nerd.

>>150796980
Sorry, anon. I got my mecha driving test tomorrow, I need to study.

File: mayo.gif (494KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 480x270px

Anyone else a little worried about the food in the cafeteria? The cooking club seems to be a little overboard.

File: MY DICK.gif (1MB, 295x224px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 295x224px

>>150796917
yeah, well my Girlfriend who is also the school nurse joined the "African-American" Bible Club.

It sounds hot as shit, said she "banged" a girl. I bet she eats a mean carpet, but she said I can come join tonight.

What should I expect?

File: hop on!.gif (734KB, 540x300px) Image search: [Google]

734KB, 540x300px

ANYONE THAT WANTS TO JOIN THE MOTORCYCLE CLUB PLEASE HOP ON MY BIKE~!

This is an all girls school but everyone is a boy, is that correct?

>>150796917
That guy won't talk to his son. I think his has issues man.

File: BEC.jpg (71KB, 1024x728px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 1024x728px

>>150797057
she's not your girlfriend anymore fampai
YOU GOT KEKED BY BIG EVA COCK

>>150797076
Only if you have Italian bikes.

File: what does he mean by this.png (130KB, 760x588px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 760x588px

>>150797048
>>150797057

>>150797151
FUCKING GLORIOUS

>>150797151
is she filling his dick with mayo?

>>150797048
>>150797057
I just realized with them both open it looks like she's filling his dick

File: Ducati.png (345KB, 728x625px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 728x625px

>>150797143
Not sure why you'd want one but of course!

>>150797268
I still haven't watched an episode of the grand tour yet. How is it?

>>150796534
hes lucky valverager-kun wasnt there. last time someone pulled that he was sent to the hospital for a month

>>150797076
i got a suzuki gw250, will that do?

>>150797321
bretty gud, same old lads screwing around and shit talking each other

File: 77978.jpg (19KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 225x350px

is it just me or is there something a little...off about /m/echazawa?

File: japanese mayo usage.gif (380KB, 350x197px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 350x197px

Sick fucks. This is what she was making.

>>150797634
He seems fine to me dude

File: chris-hansen-200x300.jpg (3KB, 200x300px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 200x300px

hello students,we are searching for a person that has been "tacking advantages" on younger girls
¿please can someone tell me who was he/she?

>>150797634
What you think just because he's got a deformed chrome head and he's great at math that he's some kind of robot or something? Quit being paranoid

File: 1475666791348.jpg (38KB, 636x357px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 636x357px

Why don't you lazy fucks join athletic clubs like biking?

>>150797771
Because I don't feel like putting up with a recurring rival while I'm studying for entrance exams.

File: Serial Loli Grabber.png (186KB, 1024x575px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 1024x575px

>>150797726
Yeah you're gonna wanna find this dude ASAP if you want there to be any unmolested girls in the middle school by the end of the year

Recently transferred from leafland. why is this country so obsessed with medicine is suppository form?

Sensei! /v/-san wont stop muttering about belkans and clay

File: 1461632931439.png (687KB, 799x593px) Image search: [Google]

687KB, 799x593px

How's the new student council?

File: AQ.jpg (6KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 300x168px

>>150797829
Did pic related tell you this, by any chance?

>>150797922
there has been a sharp decline in merchants appearing since the new student council was established

>>150797900
Has he said anything about how <<This twisted game needs to be reset>> ?

File: Japanese medicine.png (274KB, 900x1280px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 900x1280px

>>150797829
Stop being so close-minded and bend over. You need more vitamins.

File: animu.jpg (164KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 1200x900px

Everyone get together for the class photo.

>>150798217
>someone tries to do this at the /a/cademy
>everyone starts lining up in front of him
>some start giving him extra ammo

>>150798448
>please make it quick so I can meet my waifu in Valhalla

have they mentioned what the prize will be for this year's tournament?

File: what the fuck.gif (675KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

675KB, 480x270px

>>150799292
15 minutes in the nearby college's sensory stimulation VR pod.

I'm sweating bullets trying to make up for lost training time, I must win.

File: 1398387549840.jpg (262KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1280x720px

>>150798132
OK

File: Super_Cena.png (730KB, 605x538px) Image search: [Google]

730KB, 605x538px

Hi I'm a transfer student from the /asp/erger performance center in Bunkyo. Do you know where the basement is at?

>>150799432
perfect

Is our school also a magic academy? Maybe even one where student battles are conducted? Can I get a harem?

File: 1475537309683.png (146KB, 422x493px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 422x493px

>wanting to be another cog in the wageslave machine
im dropping out

何これ？どうでしてみんなは急に英語で喋ってんの？！

>>150795103
Oh jeez, I can already tell this new tenkousei is gonna be a total faggot...

>>150795417
>>150795103
10/10

>>150797634
You better not say anything derogatory about Mechazawa.

>>150788930
*pomf*

File: IMG_5453.png (84KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 500x500px

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet…

File: Sad smoking anime girl.jpg (58KB, 500x310px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 500x310px

>What Anon? You gonna tell sensei I was smoking?

>>150798132
The senpai is a black guy.

NANI!!?!?!? What can he teach them?

>>150801123
Not if you help me confess to her first.

File: NOT AGAIN.png (492KB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

492KB, 853x480px

>the Chinese girl and Colombian exchange student are fighting again after the cosplay contest

File: 91cbcc2c993923ac29db67b3d3dbe14b_zps6b90ukl6.png (1MB, 716x1024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 716x1024px

>>150790707

Do you even need to ask?

Who jizzed in anon's gym clothes?

File: BgBmRsuCEAApR3Y.jpg (102KB, 1000x667px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1000x667px

みんな何言ってんの？

何もわからないし

>>150802629
よかった！一人だと思ったよ。みんなはいつの間に英語を習った？

File: 46849b94f0cec898d4861f5db920de94159a0552_hq.jpg (38KB, 480x550px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 480x550px

>>150797922
We're doing pretty well. Now button up your uniform, or else I'll have to take care of you personally...

File: Kumagawa.Misogi.full.1463883.jpg (319KB, 876x1200px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 876x1200px

>>150801701
I don't know who you're, why are you dressed like you're in some type of anime convention or something, it's that sword even real?!? Well I don't care just leave. Okay?! And to make it clear for your small brain I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL, can you u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d that or do you need me to draw it out for you?

File: 1479928936960.jpg (58KB, 300x405px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 300x405px

Can someone help me install kali linux, my computer science teacher is shit

File: 1480092304413.png (147KB, 239x280px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 239x280px

>>150802680

知らない

あの子と話してみたんだけど、彼女も英語ができるだけ。

習ったみたいじゃなくて、なんか、みんなはいつも…

まさか…俺たちは日本にいないのか？？

>>150803807
バカ言うな、ここは明らかに日本だよ。こら、この日本っぽい制服を見ろう！

>>150803807
>>150803890
来年Ｎ３に合格するように頑張ってね、二人とも。

>>150803951
>N3
ふざけないでください。俺はもうN2に合格してN1の試験を勉強している。その偉そうな態度を直しな。お前の日本語だってあんまり上手じゃない。

>>150803890

そ-そうだよね。そんなわけないだよね

また話してみる、今回英語で

"Herro, sorry for bad behavior. My name is Ryosuke. . . you, Japanese too, yes? Why are we in English?"

>>150804177
>>150804158
>>150803951
>>150803890
>>150803807
>>150802680
>>150802629

go back to china you fucking commies

>>150804158
偉そうなのはお前のほうだ、Ｎ２くん。

File: Ken-sama.jpg (55KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 600x800px

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>150804403
Hello Ryousuke. My name is Ryuuji. Happy to meet you. My English is not so skilled, please excuse me. I hope everyone here get along. Thank you.

>>150804404
お前の日本語がペラペラだと思うか？当ててみよう、お前はずっとVNで勉強して日本人と会話したりしない。どうだ、俺の察し？

その固い言い方で他人を見下ろすな。お前の日本語はまだまだ。

File: 1476443337753.jpg (976KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

976KB, 1920x1080px

>>150804403

Sorry, what? I'm not China man. Japan. Japan desu.

fuckingという単語は失礼だと思うけど


>>150804469
なかまだ！It's friend! Can you explain to us?

>>150804469
バカ外人

>>150804469
You already raised all your death flags, Ken-sama.

>tfw nobody will invite you to the super sekrit rinkan club

File: 0020.png (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>150788388
phew, i was almost late

>>150804527
>お前の日本語がペラペラだと思うか？当ててみよう、お前はずっとVNで勉強して日本人と会話したりしない。どうだ、俺の察し？

ブブー

File: 1477153649006.jpg (256KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 1280x720px

I come from a mysterious and hope to make many friends as a transfer student.

>>150804846

Blackbird-chan a cute. Too bad I can never catch up with her to confess.

>>150788388
WE

>>150789613
If we get to cuck the other anons I'm in.

I call all the girls part of the student council.

File: 555.jpg (55KB, 555x555px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 555x555px

Hmmm? You want to join my club? Only the elites are allowed to join.

Do you have what it takes to be a part of the CheckEm club? Roll this dice twice. Get the same number and you can join. If you don't, then the door of darkness will open for you. Good luck...

>>150805046
WUZ

>>150804931
嘘をつくな。どうせ図星だっただろう

File: 1465226628632.jpg (103KB, 564x428px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 564x428px

>>150788388
Hey buddy, the nerd club is down the street.

>>150805150
*Rolls the dice*
D-did it work?

File: 9's & 5's.png (305KB, 640x570px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 640x570px

>>150805150

File: Usui.jpg (122KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1280x720px

Anyone going to the maid cafe after school?

File: 1478868471666.jpg (318KB, 1133x1538px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 1133x1538px

Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

File: japan love ronald.jpg (148KB, 640x371px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 640x371px

Time for din-dins.

File: 5.png (99KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 500x500px

>>150805413
>>150805427
Tsk tsk. Too bad. It's time for your punishment game

File: depp leans against a fridge.png (124KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 500x281px

What's Anon's name again?

File: 0 out of 10 2.jpg (57KB, 495x480px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 495x480px

>>150805564
You were one off. How can you say you are an elite?

File: orichalcos.jpg (129KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1024x768px

>>150805575
What makes you think I'm aiming for certain numbers

File: 0.jpg (14KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 480x360px

THERE'S A GORILLA IN OUR CLASSROOM

File: 1398509034465.jpg (46KB, 238x238px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 238x238px

>>150805630
Well you said the only way to join the club was to get dubs, and yet you can't even get dubs. Shameful/

File: 1464490329437.png (141KB, 502x502px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 502x502px

>>150805655
>55

>>150805646
That's not a cool thing to say, buddy. Just because our classmate is hairy doesn't give you the right to call him a gorilla.

What would Mechazawa think of you if he saw you acting this way.

File: tfw your classmates are words.jpg (120KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1280x720px

>>150805646
Wow, Hayashida looks like a genius in that picture, huh?

File: 1398028355100.jpg (32KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 640x480px

>>150805665
>1 off trips

File: king of tears.jpg (311KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 2048x1536px

>>150805655
Time to step down as club president.

File: cirno panic.jpg (32KB, 344x393px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 344x393px

>>150805655
>using KoG's numbers

Shameful, stick to your own.

>>150805566
Anonymous A. Mysterioso

File: (╹ᴗ╹ ).jpg (30KB, 405x358px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 405x358px

>>150805693
Sorry Pres, I promise I'll do well in your place.

>>150805556
Potato party triggers me. Delete this.

File: 1464897540710.jpg (91KB, 666x620px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 666x620px

>>150805726
Is this cute dork serious?

File: 4cf.jpg (53KB, 600x563px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 600x563px

>>150805738
>doubting based dork

>>150805693
Time to send you to the shadow realm.

File: Makoto_anime.png (341KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 720x480px

ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

My name is Makoto Itou and I'm the new transfer student.

File: 5 minutes.jpg (37KB, 640x475px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 640x475px

Lunch time soon

File: super star team.gif (1MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x281px

>>150805823

But we just started practice.