Your parents tell you one day out of the blue that they want

What if i don't accept?

>>150705567
Of course.

>>150705615
Hotaru will cry and be scarred for life, but accept your decision.

How soon until our wedding? Do I get to consummate it on our wedding night?

Could be worse

>>150705657
You get married on Christmas morning, and yes.

What's the catch?

>>150705567
It's not like I'll find better in real life, and she's pretty young, so I'd have quite some time before she withers away and hits 30+.

>>150705865
She's equipped, i you catch my drift

>>150705865
There isn't one, unless you don't really like Hotaru. Some like >>150705615 and >>150705683 just don't seem that interested.

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>>150705684

I know just what to get her for Christmas

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>>150705567
>fallen in love with Anon more than she ever loved Komari
gonna need you to stop this right now

>>150705567
Only if Chris Hansen is not in the guest list

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I can't remember how old she is. Like i'm pretty sure I'm twice her age if not more than.

>>150705865
You must wait until she is 16 to consummate.

>>150705567
>spending the rest of my life in the sticks with hotaru and the rest of the non nons
Literally no downside

>>150705567
Isn't she too young to be married? I mean legally speaking.

You'd probably need to get to some subsaharian country to be able to marry her.

>>150706185
This marriage is protected by the government. You can marry her and have sex from day 1, no repercussions.

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>>150706084
Oh shit you're probably right, it's all a ploy to get me to go to jail so my mom's son can take all my shit. Why would anyone love me anyway? ;_;

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>>150708604
They love you anon

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>>150708802

Of course they love me, I'm delightful.

>>150705906
That's not a catch, that was a given.

Yes

I will use my fat old man powers to mating press her until she turns stupod. There will be no homosexual tendencies left in her once I am done with her.

she's in elementary you sick faggots

>>150705567
>Do you accept?
Why would I not? At least put some sort of catch to make the question interesting like she grows a fat cock or something.

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>>150705567
Well the first thing I would do is ask my parents what heaven is like.

I would have to decline Hotaru-chan's offer though. I am married already. Unless she wanted to marry me and my husband both, that might be okay.

>>150705567
That's stupid. Why would she be in love with me?

>>150711786
Love follows no reason