Let us celebrate the Japanese mastery of poetic storytelling.

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That doesn't sound healthy, go see a doctor.

I always wonder if it's just the translators fucking with us

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Who knows

I doubt any of these are 1:1 translations

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>>150643049

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>>150642308

>>150642406
>I know the source of this
You've damned me, Satsuki Itsuka.

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>>150643840
That one was so good.

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>>150644359
>TFW seeing someone else use "your" edits

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>>150644564
Should I tell him I took that page from Futanari Mother-Daughter Adultery 2 and cropped it myself, and that I use the 4chan X filename randomizer for all my posts?
Nah

>>150644759
>Missing the "air" quotes

>>150645018
>that TL note

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>>150645018
>>150645129
That much cum sounds expensive as fuck

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>>150645018
>implying this doesn't exist already

isn't this thread about stupidly unrealistic stuff?

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>>150642308

>>150645455
Yeah but horses cum a lot so it's not the same.
With human semen you would have to do it over and over again until you get 400ml which is a shit ton for a human.
Plus it has to be thick quality semen or else it would just look weird and clear.
Assuming that the picture is 400cc* of human cum.
*400ML

>>150645418
https://nhentai.net/g/175895/
There you go.

>>150644207
>That look on the boy's face in panel three when he hears those guys are planning to fuck him tonight

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Masterpiece panel reused like 5 times in the doujin

>>150645748
>grand dad
siIvagunner ruined me

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>>150646290

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>>150646290
>>150646313
We're doing Danganronpa then?

>>150644949
Semen faucet

>>150642794
>Who dares grab my penis!?

>>150643936
The gun. A natural enemy of faceless men and NTRguys everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc

>>150646623
What did she meant by this?

>>150646843
That her clitoris is actually the head of her hidden penis.

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You could probably fill a whole thread just using this guy's stuff.

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Underrated thread.

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I knew I save stupid shit like this for a reason

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>>150647569
The platonic rape cave? Hentai sure is deeper than non-h manga.

>>150647654
i don't expect it to be but was that any good?

>>150647712
Better than sex.

>>150647933
what was it, then

>>150642794
>But I'll take your virginity Mom!
I'm sorry what
What the fuck

>>150645455
New Zealand why

>>150648365
hownew.ru

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>>150648726
>>150642794
These just don't feel as nice as having them presented one at a time.

>>150645689
>unteralterbach in nutshell
but with kids raping Bernd

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>>150648830
This was hot.

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>>150642308
still my favorite

>>150651505
>Put more milk topping on your dick, mama

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>>150651524
what?
it could be futa, and in that case i'd be interested

>>150651694
now i'm interested in how you classify the two

>>150651727
what do you mean? they're completely different things

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In the spirit of the 75th anniversary

>>150653037
This was a good doujin

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Can't have a dick thread without Saber!

>>150653864
...
What?

>nothing from the new translated "newhalf dad" doujin

/a/ is getting worst each year,

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>>150653952
It's a reference to a very honestly-titled doujin.

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>>150654121

At least we don't birdpost like we used to

>>150648830
>>150649584
>>150654608
My bad, they actually posted some of it.

that daddy girl was cute.

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>>150655517

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>>150654608
this thing is a goldmine

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>>150655662
goddamn

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>>150654524
>Nothing but Saber fucking guys in the ass

>>150645501
SAUCE

>>150643862
>I doubt any of these are 1:1 translations
You're wrong. A lot of times, the authors are deliberately silly with the ahegao_moment comments.

>>150643936

That damage doesn't correctly correspond to that gun

>>150645129
Chie?

>>150645455
>if we all drink cow milk and bee shit, what's wrong with horse semen?

Is he being rhetorical?

>>150656483
I wonder how many girls gave their first kiss to a penis.

>>150646138

Great, now I want someone to shop Fred Flintstone's face on that panel.

>>150656929
Probably far less than you'd think.

>>150656973
Maybe but at the same time probably more than you think

>>150643594
This one is a fake translation though.

>>150653424
X-mas?

>>150657157

More than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.

>>150642794
>that one uzumaki quote thrown in

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>>150642308

>>150657229
Less than I think but more than I hope
>>150657367
Is that the one with the eyeball at the bottom? I don't remember which chapter that is from

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>>150642308

Nothing has made me go from diamonds to flaccid and laughing like Tsunken's To Love Ru doujins.

>>150656576

Its an explosive round.

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>>150657604

>>150657612
I know where this is from too.

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>>150657654
I bet you do.

>>150657576
Yeah, it's from 17, where they eat the snail alive

>>150657947
Oh shit how could I forget that. It's when he went inside the snail shell to eat him alive.

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>>150658570

>>150642794
Someday I'll be a big enough boy to print this as a big poster and frame it on my wall.

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>>150656576
she has special snowflake crafted explosive rounds

this manga doesn't really makes sense anyway

>>150642794
>That junji ito panel at the bottom

Heh

>>150658806

There has never been a more aptly named manga in existence.

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>>150658570
>mantain

>>150660125
yandex tends to work

>>150661356

>[Take] Ryuu Musume Dain

That worked ty

Some of these are gold. No, most of these are gold.

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saved this from a doujin I read yesterday

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>>150642354
>making fun of the poor germans that lost their home in the east, including my great grandparents
you all had it coming.

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>>150658570
>>150658652
Dumping that was one of the greatest pleasures I've ever had.Twice

>>150651727
Futa = girl with dick (balls optional)
Shemale = man with boobs

Basically, the difference is a vagina.

>>150665601
And liking any of them makes you gay

>>150658570
>>150658652
its always the ones with meh tier art that end up being godly and remembered

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>>150666008
>had a six inch black forest ham on 9-grain sitting on my desk for a couple hours now waiting for just the right moment to eat it
The time has come.

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>for a couple hours
It's not cold nor hot, that's quite disturbing.

>>150665730
Most of us are already faggots, anyway.

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>>150651694
THE WOMB IS NOT FLOATING INSIDE THE BODY'S AETHER, IT'S ATTACHED TO THE REST OF THE FLESH SURROUNDING IT
YOU CANT GRAB THAT WITHOUT TEARING THROUGH ALL THE FLESH SURROUNDING IT
SUCH A BLATANT DISREGARD FOR REALITY IS MAKING ME UNREASONABLY ANGRY

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>>150667296

>>150665751
>they didn't master the kamehameha by 4th grade

>>150666195

How fitting considering it's the 75th anniversary today.

>>150667332
I would fuck her just for wearing this.

>>150667723

She has to say at least 15 things on it during the sex though.

/r/ing "My asshole's in danger!"

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>>150642308

>>150645566
>in

>>150668379

Yeah you know, in. The space between the tits.

What's next after ass pussy and mouth pussy.

>>150668898
Boy pussy? Navel pussy?

>>150668898
Armpit, I forget what it's called

>>150667723
>her

>>150669670
Let him dream anon

>>150647393
I have an entire folder for stupid shit like this

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>>150647393

>>150644321
NEXT TIME ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES!

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>>150671730

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>>150663624
You know deep down that all that outrage was just a justification for the ressentiment that was already there.

>>150667690

Oh shit, I used to masturbate like this all the time.

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>>150669852
It's only gay if you're taking instead of giving.

>>150674103
on the floor tiles?

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>>150674197
That dousing made me and my dick smile

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>>150643437
I'm already watching a show about girls battling with their buts, when will there be a show with girls battling to be the sluttiest?

>>150667723
I'd have to be staring at the dress pretty much the whole time to make it work.

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>>150673311
Don't act like that's particularly outrageous, deep down everyone wants to exterminate the entirety of at least one race. WWI and II were just excuses to vent it all out.

>>150676153

Armenians aren't a race damnit, not that we ever had a genocide.

>>150676677
saucerino

>>150655874
>tags: slime, vore

>>150678523
I don't remember the name but that author gived me some laughs, mostly draws lolis.

>>150679302
>Draws lolis.

Stopped reading there.

>>150679326

I would hope so, it's the end of his post

>>150679355
You could say that bird was his wingman

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>>150679772
Fuck off Carlos

>>150667134
Bone apple tea

Any good NTR ones?

>>150681393
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150645551
Fuck yes traps are my addiction. Cant get enough.

>>150681404
;_;

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>>150643049

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new one I just found

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>>150681922
I think I recognize that author

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The plot of Shin Godzilla is identical to Neon Genesis Evangelion

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>>150682129
Well it's not.

>>150682209
I don't think that's true, but I can't prove it wrong.

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>>150663624
Alsace is French

>>150642354
okay, I need the context for this one

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since when does this happen?

I don't really mind because it's /a/ but these threads pretty much encourage people to ask for sauce.

>>150683307
I see the point but I'm pretty sure he's new at the job.

>>150683307
>these threads pretty much encourage people to ask for sauce.
No they don't.

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>>150682209
oh my

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>>150684875

>>150681384
>borderline trap gets /ss/'d by two cute lolis and a titty monster
Fucking loved this one.

>>150648365
Jesus

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>>150648365

>>150642794
This gets bigger and more hilarious every time I see it.

>>150682209
I remember this one. Good read, poor girl.

>>150643594
Shakunetsu no Takkyu Musume?

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>>150685932

>>150643494
amniotic fluid is a liquid substance, surrounding the organism during the stages of it's development before birth.
In case you needed that.

>>150648365

His dad remarried a virgin.

It's the most likely possibility.

>>150676677
Wish there was full text search of the scripts

>>150676677
>>150678523
>>150687916

It's from [Satsuki Itsuka] Satsuki Itsuka Theatre #1-9

https://nhentai.net/g/136214/

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>>150689177
but there is #1-11 anon

>>150642308
By using shitty English translations?
Never change, EOP scum.

>>150685395
Like clown penis.

>>150651694
Is that Mizuryu?

>>150645455
He has a point, you know. "It's disgusting" or "you're not supposed to eat/drink that" isn't an argument. We happily eat eggs even though the same thing applies, we've simply gotten so used to it that we don't think about the fact that it's the chicken equivalent of menstruation coming out of their literal asspussies.

Any arguments about whether it's fine to drink horse semen should be focused on whether it's tasty and healthy. And I guess you could throw in an argument about how humane it is to harvest it if you're a moralfag.

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>>150642308
I love these threads.

>>150693008
check
>>150648096

>>150642794
>that Medaka Box quote thrown in

>>150681404
It's a doggy dog world.

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>>150643049
The one exception.

>>150642794
>And it's interesting how there will never be two cocks that look exactly the same
And now I have to put on the monocle and smoke the pipe cigar while nude.