"Welcome to your checkup, Anon-chan; the doctor will be

Spontaneous erections

>>150630088
Just the usual crippling depression.

>>150630088
"I have been sexually inactive due to my mental issues and I have been undergone excessive spontaneous ejaculation. What are some solutions to that?"

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>>150630088
Where's my regular nurse? I don't want the blond one, last time she checked my reflexes she broke my knee with the hammer.

>>150630088

I've been coughing like a smoker for four months straight even though I've never touched a cigarette or tobacco, I'm going to be fine, yes?

I fear my own strength.

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>>150630088
Why is Dr. Best Girl not here here? Who are you people?

>>150630561
Calm down on the roids then Mugi.

>>150630088
My knees are weak, my arms are heavy, and I'm coughing every fucking minute. Do I have cancer?
*shits blood

>>150630605
Busy at the sperm bank.

My joints hurt and one of my palms always itches. What's the diagnosis Dr. Moogs?

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Identity Crisis

>>150630655

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

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>>150630088

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Yeah, I've been having a chronic cough for sometime. It's nothing major, but occasionally I spit out phlegm, please help me doctor. Also my penis is hurting from this erection I'm trying to hide.

>>150630088
My erection won't go away, can you help?

Doctor, doctor give me the news!

>>150630088
pls help i haven't wiped my ass in three days and i take shits like two times a day. it's getting scratchy and weird

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>>150630088
Yeah, I think i'm sexually attracted to my caterpillar.

>>150630696
She IS the sperm bank

>>150630088
Not enough pussy on my dick. Please remedy it with yours so I don't have to see the doctor.

>>150631623

domo

>>150632800
That is one sexy caterpillar.

>>150632800

>a caterpillar with caterpillars on its eyes

>>150630088
Hello Dr. Mio
I'm CIA

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>>150633534
I'll fucking kill (you).

>>150630518
Is it just that or do you have other symptomps?
Have you lost an abnormal amount of weight without dieting or exercising?

>>150635112

Just that, no weight loss that I know of.

>>150630088
My dick don't work, fix it with your ass

>>150635146
Serious case of eternal bleeding.

>>150630088
My heart is saying doki-doki, is this bad?

>>150635221

Symptoms don't sound like what I'm experience.

>>150635146
Then it should be mostly fine, but you might change medication, if you are taking any.
Or drink hot milk with honey mixed in it.

>>150635350
Add a bit of garlic for extra potential.

>>150635221
>Anon-chan
Oh my gosh