GYUDBAI J O J O

Why was Anubis's VA so good?

How about we ask Kira to activate bite the dust whenever jojofags make a new thread on /a/

Is Little Jolyne goes to Morioh canon?

>>150612064
>he doesn't think this isn't happening

You ever wonder why we get the same shitposts over and over?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKofTRJ9g7g

Reminder Pucci is a great villain and not just "Muh Dio"

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>>150612064

>wanting to activate a BtD within a BtD.

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>>150612248
It's not hard to understand that at all, pretty much everyone here knows it.
Let's not have another "dio is asexual" type of thread

Wait a fucking second
>when Hayato first wakes up after BtD has been planted it's 7:30

>when he blows up Rohan it's 8:30 and he's sent back to 7:31

>it's implied that Hayato's already done this before which is how he knows future events and is corroborated by Kira saying they've repeated the morning 4 times

>Rohan re-triggered BtD at 8:30 but sent Hayato back to 7:31

>we see with Josuke and the others this 1 minute difference is significant since after it blows them up BtD sends Hatyato back to 7:36

>this is also confirmed in the timeline shown during the break in the episode

>that would mean that Rohan would have blown up at 8:29, a full minute before he died before

>but if that were the case he would have blown up before he re-triggered it because of fate

Is it just me or is that bullshit? Araki? I am so confused. I mean, Rohan waddles around a bit before Kira blew up his back, so maybe that's it, but shouldn't he blow up before getting to the "my dad is Yoshikage Kira" part?

>>150612289
It can happen.

>7 posts in
>garbage thread
just stop with this shit and lets meet when VA airs.
part 4 not at all hype.

KILLA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

>>150612115
Now all I need is a loop of Hayato falling into the BtD portal and I'm set

>>150612248
Reminder Pucci is an okay villain and is not much more than "Muh Dio"

>>150612336
Posting tumblr art should be a bannable offence

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>>150612248

He's the only pure villain. That alone makes him the best

>>150612349
>*after

Or does the fact he launched an inquiry into Hayato start the chain of events resulting in BtD's activation and that's what the time loop is determined by?

>>150612513
Lol

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DIO is looking for a powerful Stand user to join him.
What skills do you have that can be of service to him ?

>>150613065
20 dicks in mouth and still humming Dio's HFtF theme

>>150613065
I can rip a phone book in half.

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post tastes

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>>150613137
I like the sound of that.

>>150613148
Hmm, not enough, you need something stronger

>>150612349

While BtD is active, cause doesn't matter, only effect.

The effects of the previous BtD loops will always occur, even if it's not from the same cause (or even any cause at all).

Rohan triggering BtD multiple times doesn't matter, he triggered it once so he will always blow up at the time he triggered it for the first time unless BtD is revoked before he would have blown up.

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>>150613065
You wanna know evil? I once wrote an anime where two dudes fall in love, even included a nude marriage proposal, them denied that it was canon. Fucking fujos are still pissed.

>>150612248
He's an autistic nigger faggot.

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http://www.jumpryu.com/lineup/25/

Re-reminder that Vol 25 of Jump Ryu will be Araki and JoJo. It will contain:

Jump! Secret Guide
Jump! Monographic Paper
Jump! 2 Copies of an original illustration
and a Jump! DVD

Release: December 31, 2016
Price: 1290JPY or about $20USD.

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>>150613290
Now THAT is being a dick.
This here is truly worthy of being part of the evil elite.

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>>150613065
I can applause with only one hand

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>>150613065
I once hit a little kid on the head with a ball two times in a row

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>>150613415
Hmmm.
A little "too" specific, but then again, there are always advantages and disadvantages to every situation.
I'll think about your case.

>>150613524
Go and hit the kid a third time, leaving serious injuries this time, and then we'll talk.

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>>150613065
I can photoshop stuff.

>>150612020
Everything in Part 4 SUCKS Major Dick dick and still you fags love it.
Why?

if 4, mista dies.

>>150613065
I drew your alternate universe dick once.

>>150613065

I have 3 testicles

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>>150613568
Excellent. We need people like you.
No, seriously, that is legitimately pretty impressive, good job anon.

>>150613065
I can masturbate to anything

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>>150613561
Will do boss!

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>>150613678
>anon

>>150613065

I'll get a 4

Why is everything in SDC besides Dios World so fucking bad? Seriously, everything was so fucking shit I considered skipping to the end several times. I still think i should have just done that anyway because nothing that happened had any meaning in the slightest, you could go straight from the scene where they meet Polanaref to Vanilla Ice and you would miss nothing. All the other parts spent time building up the villains, SDC feels like a boring video game with boss battles, and only the final boos is any good.

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>>150613637
I'll let you draw my dick if you are up to it.

>>150613643
At least you don't have 4, now that would be embarassing.

>>150613690
I wonder if I should just give you a Stand to see if you would gain masturbation-related Stand powers.

>>150613798
Maybe I gain a stand where anything my semen touches is under my control?

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>>150613837
Yummy.

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>>150613633
Fuck you, don't play with that kind of stuff

>>150613248
That's my point. Why didn't be blow up before blowing up if it seems like he blew up earlier the first time?

>>150613884
If you drink his cum you're gonna get mind controlled dumbass.

>>150613798
>my dick
Don't you mean Jonathan's dick?

I've got a question about Bites the Dust

If Kira had the bomb active and the person, say, revealed his identity on live television, what would even happen? Would it just kill half the fucking population? Kira could end civilization as we know it with this fucking thing.

>>150613065
Uhhh....I main you pretty good in ASB.

>>150614156
yes, it doesn't matter how many people there are or the medium by which they discover his identity. Even seeing KQ for any reason activates it

>>150614156
>Would it just kill half the fucking population?
Yes. Or maybe it'd just kill everyone present when whoever was implanted revealed his identity. Then in an hour they'll all just spontaneously combust on live TV

>>150614103
I'd like to see him try

>>150614141
Everything that was his belongs to me now

>>150614230
>Even seeing KQ for any reason activates it
If that was the case Kira would have just punched Hayato in the face when Josuke showed up to get BtD to defend him. But it doesn't actually seem like there's a specific trigger for BtD, you just have to make an attempt to discover Kira's identity. Or even someone who Kira's disguised himself as. It's OP as fuck, definitely on par with MiH in terms of potential destruction

>>150614295
>Everything that was his belongs to me now
Except his sperm. Every time you fuck a bitch you're basically cucking yourself

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How would you write the plot of Jorge Joestar 2 ?

>>150614230
>>150614243
>>150614299
Jesus Christ. If he wasn't obsessed with his quiet life Kira might've been one of the most destructive Jojo villains ever

>>150613065

I can say I'm sorry without meaning it

>>150614332

36 Diavolos

>>150614332
>>150614497
36 DIOs

>>150614425
The power of autism is strong indeed.

>>150614425
I mean, if he wanted to, he could just draw Hayato into the middle of a stadium, make him write out his name, put it on the JumboTron and BOOM. Everyone Bites the Dust

>>150614633
*drag

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>>150614332
> Heaven Ascension DIO w/o the bullshit of "same-type-stand" between him and Jotaro
> Shizuka Joestar becoming badass
> Stroheim from a timeline were he became some type of immortal cyborg
> Sadao Kujo wil appear and have a Stand based on jazz/sax
> Kosaku-Kira from a timeline were after receiving Bites the Dust, decided to live with the Kawajiris and avoiding the Joestar, basically an anti-hero
> a group of the yakuza whose stands are all named after Vocaloid

Shit will be a masterpiece

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>>150614425
>>150614633
He could commit genocide on a global scale if he wanted to.
Just get someone (it doesn't even really have to be Hayato) to reveal his name in a major television network or even a radio transmission, and suddenly thousands if not millions of people worldwide explode, vanishing completely without a trace.
And who the fuck is going to trace it back to him ?

>>150614829
What would be crazy is the next loop where half the population dissapear for no apparent reason

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>>150614915
Honestly we should be glad Killer Queen Bites The Dust is the Stand of a dumbass without major ambitions in life and who just wants to live quietly.
If it went to a much more dangerous person like any of the other main villains or a character like Angelo or Cioccolata the entire world would have been fucked.

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>>150614976
>Bites the Dust can make you dissappear without a trace
>Bites the Dust can erase Ultimate Kars faster than he can regenerate

You now realize that Kira Yoshikage is the third most bullshit overpowered Stand user in all of JoJo's Bizarre Adventures

>>150614811
>Kosaku-Kira from a timeline were after receiving Bites the Dust, decided to live with the Kawajiris and avoiding the Joestar, basically an anti-hero
I like this idea. Hayato would probably end up in some kinda mental institution

>>150614829
He could, but he never would because half of the planet's population suddenly disappearing would probably fuck with his quiet life in some capacity

>>150615118
You didn't know that from the start? Hell, even regular Killer Queen would make short work of Kars pretty easily

>>150615165
>timeline where Kira strikes a deal with the Joestars at the cost of being called into Speedwagon Foundation affairs as a last resort
>free to go on living his quiet life
>flash forward to part 6 in the final fight against Pucci
>he's about to win with MiH
>suddenly Hayato outta fucking nowhere
>"My dad's name is Yoshikage Kira."
>KIRA KWEIN
>DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN
>BAITSA DASUTO
>everyone wakes up back at Cape Canaveral and Pucci explodes 1 hour later
Bites the Dust could have solved almost any problem in the entire series.

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>>150615118
It doesn't even have to be Bites The Dust, I'm sure normal Killer Queen can erase Kars just fine.
That is, of course, unless Kars pulls a Jorge Joestar.

>>150613065
i'm a 4chan user
you tell me, gay boy.

>>150614811
I am now depressed since this will never exist

>>150615455
>That is, of course, unless Kars pulls a Jorge Joestar.
But that's exactly why Kira would use BtD
Kars explodes
Kira goes back in time
Good bye 36 ultimate life forms

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>>150615395
This could be a good manga series

Kira's Bizarre Adventures: Bites the Dust is Not Crash

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>>150614811

> a group of the yakuza whose stands are all named after Vocaloid

why aren't we funding this?

>>150616524
I'd totally watch a series centered around Kira

I don't have the "Life with the Kawajiris" screencap on me but if that was real I'd watch it and unironically love the shit out of it

Why didn't Kira just go to a therapist and talk about this lame hand fetish

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>>150614811
>a group of the yakuza whose stands are all named after Vocaloid
hey doc

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>>150616609
This is pure gold

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>tfw some piece of shit human gets triggered over me not fighting fairly

could jotaro have defeated all of the pillar men because they couldn't kill stands?

>>150616844
Maybe he could defeat Santana and ACDC. But Whammu and Kars would eat him alive

>>150616779
The one with the boss coming over for dinner is fucking great

>>150616885
>ACDC
ACDC would have been the hardest for him to beat.
He goes to punch ACDC to explode him and all ACDC has to do is just let himself be blown to bits temporarily and let his burning blood hit Jotaro and boil him alive.

>>150614811
I want Jonathan and Dio to team up at least one time

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>>150616779
The one with Kira shopping and the Mail man bitting the dust is fucking amazing

Think of how many people Funny could kill if he wasn't president. If he cared, he could just kill everyone by touch of themselves.

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If you could have a non-combat stand what would it be? I mean no combat abilities whatsoever. Completely unable to help in fights.

I'd choose King Nothing. He can unattach limbs and sniff about and shit. Plus he looks sleek as fuck.

Paisley Park is another one. Would be pretty neat to know exactly where to go and what to do.

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>>150618538
Moody Blues, if only because I'm a huge Moody Blues fan.

I might be doing a jojo tabletop roleplay soon. Anyone interested?

I have about 3-4 slots for players free.

>>150619299
Im super interested more details please

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>>150614811

>>150615118
Who're the first two?

>>150619500
An SDC-ish roadtrip story about trying to stop escaped Santana before he reaches Mexico by a bunch of bystanders who got hit by his Stand-giving blood after his being struck with a shard of the same meteorite the arrows were made of

I am gonna sleep soon, poke me in email at [email protected] if you want to keep in touch

ITT: pick openings for a designated part:
Jojolion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiYk1sdlz0

>>150615455
How the FUCK do you "convince" a stand to become yours?

>>150622019
By it being a non-canon thing.

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>>150621785
Man I should really check out Sakura when I can

>>150614550
>tfw JJBA: Eyes of Heaven features 36 DIOs

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>>150622019
Kars can be pretty persuasive.
I mean, put yourself in Killer Queen's boots. Would you rather be the Stand of some autistic idiot who keeps getting beaten up by kids and who only uses you at times so he can get kill people and jack off with their hands, or the Stand of a handsome, supreme, immortal lifeform who's pretty much a physical god and will actually use you and even make you stronger ?
The choice seems pretty clear to me you know.

>>150615188
People remember Kira saying he has a boner at the end of part 4 but what they don't remember is he was using bites the dust on a reporter who was being filmed.
Kira was going to kill thousands of people at once.

>>150615395
Kira couldn't beat Diavolo though since King Crimson can just skip every explosion.

>>150621785
Obvious ED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbXumc9q2aU

>>150623015
>they don't remember is he was using bites the dust on a reporter who was being filmed.
Fucking when? that woman was a nurse

>>150623329
Oh, well disregard my post then.

>>150622433
That opening alone motivated me to download the whole thing, you should do the same.

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Is too much asking for Jojo common porn? i just wanted to see more Lisa Lisa, Mariah, Yukako, Tomoko, Shinobu, Trish, and all the many porn potentials we have.

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>>150623883
>Expecting straight porn from a series where 90% of the cast is buff/twink dudes in skimpy clothing
You chose the wrong series mate

>>150616524
>Kira gets sent to wrangle Giorno instead of Koichi disguised as a free trip to Italy
>brings Shonobu and Hayato with him
>BtD shows up instead of Polnareff
I think you're onto something

>>150616609
I think people love villains like Kira because they feel relatable. You could feasibly see someone like that existing. You could even see yourself interacting with them on a tenuous basis.

>>150616633
Because his fetish wasn't the problem, it was killing women and chopping off their hands to satisfy it.

>>150618538
Highway Star or Atum immediately spring to mind. Enigma would be pretty cool too I guess

>>150623102
He could annoy the everloving fuck out of him though. Also there's a pretty good chance of Doppio getting blown up if he isn't careful and it takes about 10 seconds to fully change from one to the other IIRC

>>150623015
>but what they don't remember is he was using bites the dust on a reporter who was being filmed.
That was a nurse you dummy

Are the P5 new scans still at Green Day & Oasis?

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>>150623963
Since when porn needs to have anything about the source? Do you even r34?

>>150613065
My name is:OP

My stando name is: fell fellatio

stando ability: maximum oversuck
effect: begins sucking all dicks within a 1000 mile radius using its long tentacles.

>>150624532
I'm just saying that in a series where most of the characters are guys the bulk of the porn would come from them

>>150616524
>Kira just stays in Morioh and Hayato has to do all the heavy lifting
>threatens to dai ichi no bakudan his mom's uterus with a sheer pregnancy attack if he doesn't listen
>entire series is just an increasingly jaded Hayato griping through adventures and blowing people up and travelling back in time sometimes

>>150618538
The Soft part of Soft & Wet.

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>>150623883
>>150623963
>>150624532
>That one doujin where Jotaro's mom dresses him up in girls' clothes and fucks him.
Jotaro's mom is bomb.

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>>150625483
DELET THIS!!!

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>>150625483
no senpai, you the bomb

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>>150625515
>>150625590
>>150625784

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>>150625803
NO
O

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>>150625860
At least it ends well

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>>150625860

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>>150625903
>>150625905
HOLD THE FUCK UP

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>>150625905
>>150625803

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So how likely is that animeonlys will be complaining about where the hell where Jotaro,Koichi and Rohan during the final fight with Kira, Josuke and Hayato

>>150613065
im a pokemon master

>>150625803
wtf I love Jotaro now

>>150621785
That song is really good, senpai.

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>>150622019
Kars's ultimate cock can persuade anyone

>>150613568
It's supposed to be Hierophant Green but it looks more like sweet rave lasers to me

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>>150627917
It is, isn't it? If JJL ever gets animated I hope it's first opening sounds similar to that. It's very upbeat and lighthearted but I think it'd fit.

What's going on here?
I wasn't in the thread since like 2 weeks ago, something new?

>>150625903
>>150625905
I'm not sure I understand what's going on here.

Can anyone shed any light as to what is happening in jojolion with the equivalent exchange thing and the mixing of things?

Mostly confused because not sure if things mixing like orange and lemon when underground has to do with: the altered fruits that josefumi made, jesus' body equivalent exchange mechanics (from when johnny brought it over, although I think that was at the extortion road tree), or josefumi's graft ability somehow still being active somehow around the area where jousuke appeared.

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>>150612020

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>>150632209
>>150632237

>>150631905
His mommy dressed him up as a girl a ND fucked him
Filled him with rage and hate that made him in the jojo we know

>>150632352
Oh, for a second I thought he was wearing something odd beneath his jacket.

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>>150632146
Equivalent exchange is a property of the Rokakaka fruit, and mixing things is a property of the Wall Eyes. .
I believe that Jesus is the reason the Wall Eyes has this property, since it has been known by the Higashikata for generations.
Josefumi grafted Rokakaka branches into trees in the Wall Eyes, the fruits born from these branches are implied to be different from the usual Rokakaka.

>>150632460
Killer Queen doesn't look too bad. Kira's looking a little like Wojak, though.

>>150632596
So, as far as we know the only difference observed from the grafted branch fruits is that the negative side of the equivalent exchange seemed to be happening to Josefumi even though Kira was being forced to eat it, the mixing itself that created Jousuke could 100% be the ground and be entirely unrelated to Rokakaka.

>>150632802
>the negative side of the equivalent exchange seemed to be happening to Josefumi even though Kira was being forced to eat it
What I gathered from that is that Kira was already dead, and the Rokakaka needed a life in order to bring him back, since Josefumi was the one touching him it drained the life from him. But I'm not sure.
>the mixing itself that created Jousuke could 100% be the ground and be entirely unrelated to Rokakaka.
Yes, this much seems to be true.

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>>150613065
I can open a bottle of ketchup.