Your waifu founds out that she's pregnant with your baby.

>>150586612
I move to Mexico so that the wall keeps her out

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What else is there, except to take responsibility?

What is it with all these role-playing threads?

>>150586612
Calls me a stupid idiot and then dies.

whub da fub

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>>150586665
Come on, anon, what's wrong with roleplaying? Have some fun with me.

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>>150586612
inb4 mostly
>w-when did... how did you... you bastard!

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>>150586612

Wait, how many dimensions will the baby have then?

>>150586829
2.5 like paper mario or maybe 5 who knows

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>>150586612
Can a pregnant woman get pregnant during pregnancy? Cause if not then that's nine months of raw dick.

>>150586909
>Can a pregnant woman get pregnant during pregnancy?
No.

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>>150586612

>>150586909
Are you retarded

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>mfw this happens but we've never had sex

>>150586909
No but your baby can get pregnant and that's dangerous

But I'm infertile.

>>150586612
Unfortunately, you posted it

>>150587013
I googled it and there is a word for it, but I skimmed so I was just making sure it was plausible for people... asking /v/ most llikley means that I am retarded.

>>150587132

What if, through a deus ex machina, your wife got pregnant with the sperm from your alternate universe version of yourself with working sperm?

>>150587099

would the pregnancy of the pregnancy be able to also get pregnant?

>>150587190
Does that mean she had sex with a different me? I don't like that.

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>>150587132
This.
>mfw my waifu sleeps around

>>150587155
>asking /v/ most llikley means that I am retarded
>asking /v/
You sure are retarded.

>>150587190
cuc.ked by myself?

>>150587155
Yeah you're retarded mate

>>150587229

Yes, that's why it is dangerous. If it goes on too long you eventually get too many pregnancies in one place and it collapses in to a black hole.

>>150587229
Babyception?

She would commit ritual Sudoku for bearing the offspring of an orc.

>>150587493
How did you get this picture of me?

She would abort it just to make me feel sad.

>>150587591
In Japan, both parents have to agree to an abortion. Just don't agree to it.

>>150587737
I'm kind of conflicted about that fact to be honest.

>>150586612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w

Abortion.

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>>150586612
I don't know if I should be happy or scared

>>150587132
So's God and yet Jesus was born.

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>ha ha ha hey anon, guess who's going to be a daddy.
A crazy woman with anger issues during pregnancy, the time women are most crazy.

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>>150586612
>mai waifu is pic related
>literally bipolar psycho
Cannot afford to be tied to a bipolar girl for life

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My wife Mugi would make an amazing mother!

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Terrified angry and I probably wouldn't be alive much longer

I can't believe (you)__ are pregnant! I love (you)__!

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>>150586612

>>150587351

NTR finds a way.

>>150589299
He gets possessed by a daemon who fucks his waifu and he doesn't remember a thing. Now he has to take care of the baby.

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>>150586612

>>150588034
I thought that nose was a mouth in the thumbnail

>>150587789
You fucking shouldn't be.

>>150589619
Why?

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If you and you're waifu are incapable of making a child due to physical, mental or metaphysical limitations; please visit the Daughteru Orphanage. Nurturing a life can bring great joy to your family and the world.

>>150589822

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B-but we're both girls!
I would rather get myself pregnant with her baby.

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>>150586612

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Probably pic related.

I, however, would panic for a few days before accepting responsibility.

>>150590292
>tomoko as a mother
i fear for you

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>>150589011
>for life
you won't be

just for yours

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>>150590326
Why? She would be a wonderful mother.

>>150590560
Tomoko doesn't even know how to take care of herself, let alone a child.

>>150590626
I'll take care of EVERYTHING.

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>>150590626
At the end of it all, none of us know how to take care of ourselves.

>>150588470
Are you retarded mate

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She's love it

>>150586654
Well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZ2mTVwaNs

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>>150586909
>Can a pregnant woman get pregnant during pregnancy?
>>150586951
>No.
>>150587013
>Are you retarded

I think you all need to research the term "superfetation".

>In before "That's a 3DPD phenomenon, dumbass."

>>150591085
Good thing I live in a normal, modern country, and not a fucked up place like Westeros

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>How could i have betrayed OneeSama!?

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>1 year later
Lets make another child.

>>150591128

It can happen but it is so incredibly rare that you might as well just fucking ignore it.

>b-but check out this phenomenon that has occured like, 5 times

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She's only 11!

>>150591299

Dude... Why...

There are so many better women...

Just... Donut bitch would at least keep it smiling.

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I've actually had a vasectomy.

I dont want responsibility though

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>>150591412
>implying Junko wouldn't be a great mom

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>>150586612
Probably happy, considering it's almost guaranteed she's infertile if we take everything into consideration. So if it was magicked into working I'm fairly sure she'd be happy even if she hated me.

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>>150586612

>>150591604
You would probably come home one day and find Junko getting gangbanged because she wanted to bring you despair

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She probably would be happy to have a baby.

Beat the OP up for making shitty circlejerk thread

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the only correct response.

>>150591128
Virtually no is no.

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Uwaaaa

How does

A robot

Get pregnant

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>>150591713
True despair would be to destroy her womb and child through sex. I know from experience through the eons of doujins.

>>150591752

>Screw you I will raise this baby myself!

>>150591713
Nah, she may be obsessed with despair but she's not a slut. She would probably try something else, like torturing me or killing my dog.

>>150591877
"Organic womb" expansion module.

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>>150591922
I'd rather watch my wife get fucked than see my dog tortured

>>150591964
Wow, you really hate your dog.

>>150591142
It's called force your waifu to get an abortion today. Don't be fooled.

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>>150591994
Did I word it weird or something? I would never wanna see my dog get hurt, and I would consider being cucked the lesser of two evils in that situation

I love animals way too much

She would kill me.

>>150592054
>>150591922
>>150591713
>not liking gangbangs
Literally the greatest sexual pleasure a woman can have.

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>>150592054
Fuck, man. Why do you have to break my memeing by posting best boy in the whole series? How am I supposed to do my job around here when I'm supposed to be taking advantage of people with good taste.

My fiance and I don't have unprotected sex. Mainly because we are of different species and we are currently working through what we want out of our relationship.

It's complicated, and there is moral/ethical stuff involved that no one that we know of has gone through. But its seriously fun and our very real life wedding is just around the corner in Bora Bora.

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>>150591945
Life

finds


a way

>>150592195
I want to know but I don't want to know I want to know but I don't want to know I want to know but I don't want to know I want to know but I don't want to know

>>150592475
My phone does that shit too when I type too fast and it freezes.

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>>150586612
>Spiders!? In my vagina?!

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she into it

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"Who?"

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I'm fucked.

>>150591964
Let me fix that for you:

I'd rather watch my wife get fucked by my dog

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>>150592821
Rip anon, he scored but with the wrong girl.

>>150592821

"Oh anon, I just know you'll be a wonderful father to our child, you'll provide everything a young wife and child could want...WON'T YOU?"

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>>150592892

Oh anon, I saw you got lunch with that cute chinese girl...you weren't thinking of going behind my back, were you?

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>>150592971
Please don't hurt me, we were just talking and getting coffee.

>>150592825
I wouldn't mind that either

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Finally I get my own snek daughter.

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>>150593026
Anon...I lied...I didn't actually call you in to talk about the latest shipments, I actually wanted to ask you about THIS

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>>150593114
I guess even russians have a vodka limit before they start doing crazy shit hahaha...why are you cocking that pistol?

>>150586612
punch it out of her

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>>150593283
YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL SLICK HUH?

I SAW YOU WITH THAT MAID BITCH AND THE FRY FACE FUCK ANON, YOU'VE GOT 5 SECONDS TO GIVE ME A GOOD REASON NOT TO RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH HOLLOWPOINTS

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What do if your waifu shows you this?

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My spider waifu will be happy

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>>150586612
"FUCK YEA DONALD TRUMP ACTUALLY DID IT HE MADE ANIME REAL"

Pic related not my waifu

>>150586612
but thats impossible since we are both girls and not the feminine penis kind

>>150586990
top kek

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>>150593514
>Monster girl waifu that is not made by kenko cross

>>150586612
For some weird ass reasons I can't understand I genuinely love Eri.

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>>150593401
Either i leave and you and our child are stuck as bastards or i stay you take that gun out of my face and we teach it how to shoot after it pops out.

>>150586909
Never change /a/.

>>150591231
she would die giving birth

>>150593652
Anon i think she'd still shoot you.

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>>150593652
>3 pregnancies later

So how would would the shared custody work? Do all the kids go to Colombia to get raised by Meido with you? Or does Balalaika's kid stay in Roanapur and Revy's stays with her, and they both grow up learning to shoot? Do they all learn to murder in some kind assassin school run by Meido and Revy?

Actually I'd watch the fuck out of a "20 years later" type deal where Revy, Meido and Balalaika run an assassin school.

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>>150593849
What about Sachi?

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Not exactly part of her career plan and she is aware that I will propably face legal problems, so I guess this.

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>>150593944
I feel like Balalaika, Eda and Revy would keep their kids, maybe Roberta would keep her's same with Shenhua. Have no idea about Sawyer though.

>>150591430

man i've love to bear child to that, sauce pls?

>>150594396
Shenhua would definetely take the kids back to whatever country (China? Taiwan?) she was from for traditional upbring.

Balalaika strikes me as the distant "boarding school until you're 16" type when she shows her how to start running criminal enterprises.

Revy would never want the kid out of her sight.

Meido probably wants to shield the kid from all the hurt she experienced, but also wants the kid to be strong as well.

>>150592821
I think that Garcia is already got that covered.

In more ways than one.

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>>150586612

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>>150594794
All i can imagine is Revy having a baby cladded in bullet proof armor strapped to her back while she shoots people. Also what about Eda and Sawyer?

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We'll need to make sure the government doesn't know.

>>150594933
>Eda
I don't know. She would probably hire some high-class caretakers back in the US while she is working overseas.

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>>150586612

>>150594978
Eda strikes me as the type to think "I should let my 6 year old drive the truck so she has experience down the line." I can see her training the kid like crazy until she's 14 then sending her away once she's strong enough to defend herself.

Revy and Meido's kids will probably fight like crazy.

Sawyer I don't even know man. It could do a 180 and be super lovy dovy or the kid could be a hyper-murderer.

Imagine trying to divide your time between just Meido, Revy and Balalaika. That'd be harem enough for any man.

>>150593634
Maybe it's just your lust talking?

>>150587789
Honestly it really should be a joint decision, as long as one isn't forcing the other.

>>150595096
>Eda strikes me as the type to think "I should let my 6 year old drive the truck so she has experience down the line." I can see her training the kid like crazy until she's 14 then sending her away once she's strong enough to defend herself.
Most of her on-screen personality is probably an act, though.

>>150594908
...hey waitaminute

>>150591945

Why did you even install that?

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>>150595096
>Sawyer I don't even know man. It could do a 180 and be super lovy dovy or the kid could be a hyper-murderer.
Why not both?

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>>150586612
I hope she'll be a good mother.

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She's speechless.

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I never asked for this

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>>150594274

hey wait a sec thats MY waifu.

what's she telling you about a pregnancy test for?

>>150593478
She fails to read a pregnancy test?

>>150595462
I think you're in the need for some GENETIC TESTING.
She probably walked home with someone behind your back, anon.

>>150595342
Enjoy your triplets.

>>150591877
Dragon Balls.

But mai waifu is infertile.

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>>150586612
UMU!

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I'd be dead before i can even the condom broke. even though i'd poke holes in them since i love her.

>>150595634
It's not your child, it's probably one of the hundreds of men she's slept with.

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>>150595161

>>150595665
Get the fuck out Gawain!

>>150595664
Your a good affectionate man anon.

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I have fulfilled my destiny

>>150595801
Can one make gif templates, if so i want that one.

>>150595823
You can, but it would look like shit if you sourced it from that gif. Better to take the original show, make the pregnancy test edit and go from there.

>>150595867
Ah thanks you. what's the anime?

>>150595890
No idea.

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>>150595925

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>>150595975

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If you give a Weiss a baby, she'd want to marry.

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>dirty girl

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She'll come around to it.

;_;

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>>150586909
>Can a pregnant woman get pregnant during pregnancy?

Oh my fuck.

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>>150586612
Probably surprised that she knows who the father is for once. Also horny as fuck for some high octane sexual impact.

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>>150588034
Another Yunobro. My nigga.

No reason to be scared for your life, just be prepared for her endless excitement and the eventual need to remind her that the baby isn't competition, but proof of your eternal love.

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>>150586612

>>150591572
How the hell would this one work?

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>>150593700
She'll just teleport the baby out her womb.

i don't want kids.

so the kid isn't mine.

i'd just cry and die.

>>150597175
Just don't let him transform back until he's reached full term and the baby is delivered obviously.

I don't have a waifu

>>150596741
>having used goods as waifu

Ntr faggot or just retarded?

>>150587789
Why? It only makes sense. It takes two to create life, it should also take two to abort it

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>>150597603
NTR does nothing for me. I just really like her looks and her character. Besides a sex experienced, super sensitive waifu seems a lot better in bed than some random moe blob.

>>150590856
These are Religious nut jobs for you

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we've been trying

irl too

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>>150598016
Well for when you do, congratulations anon.
t. A lonely anon who only seeks a companion for these dark days.

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>>150586612
Your waifu finds out she's pregnant with another man's baby. What's your reaction?

>>150587392
That's just so WRONG!

>>150597191
>>150593700
>>150591231
The kuroko in the manga definitely ha a bigass. fuck off

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>>150586612

But waifus aren't for sexuals.

>>150598064
you'll find someone, just take time

I just hope it's a girl

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>>150598073
Time for a sin of a bitch to die.

>>150598138
>being such a cuck you can't even screw your wife

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>>150598182
Don't worry I'm not an >>>/lgbt/ fag.I'm Catholic.

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>>150598193

>>150598203

waifu, bruv

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>>150598211
I meant my kid

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>>150598251
>His waifu isn't also his wife.

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>>150598287

>>150598271
Oh. Well still good luck to you anon!

>>150597191
*Telabort

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>>150598090
A big ass doesnt =/= big hips you buffoon

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>>150586612

>>150598016

For how long?

Have you bought baby stuff already?

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>Kids.

>>150597868
The delusions of a NTRfag never cease to amaze me.

>>150597724

>wet floors
>girl slips and gets knocked out
>guy slips and accidentally dicks her
>he's a legendary quickshot

So what happens now?

>>150595161
Robotic arms...yay

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>>150586612

>>150599692

It's obviously Emi holding it.

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>>150597868
What a stupid cuck.

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>>150586909

>>150599086
This. I find 99% of children fucking annoying. I couldn't even imagine myself having one and I'm 24 soon.

>>150586612
I don't have a waifu. 2D is pig disgusting.

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too special to realize it until its too late

>>150600035
This is what is known as pregnancy that has ascended beyond pregnancy.

Or I guess you could call it pregnancy 2.

>>150594415
Geiger something

>>150591241
>>150591845
No shit, but this is 2D so more leeway is given. An easy example is futa.