Hey guys, can a loli be carry-on? Asking for a friend.
>>150524511
I usually have to bring my dick as a carry on because its so fucking massive
>>150524511
>>150524511
probably over the weight limit you might have to leave their legs and arms behind.
>>150524511
No but they are easy to ship.
>>150524563
Looks like you've got a baby penis.
>>150524617
Why not just bring their vagina?
>>150524689
Vagina ain't worth shit without a little girl attached to it.
lolis already have their own private cars
be careful not to enter it accidentally
tips for the cautious traveler:
>avoid cars with classic/progressive rock playing from inside
>if anybody under 14 offers you a free beer DO NOT take it
>when you see one loli, there may be dozens of others lurking nearby, don't approach a little girl even if she's by herself
>if confronted by a loli directly, a quick smack on the back of the head with a blunt object such as a geiger counter can protect you
>>150524511
I want to fuck a loli kodomo so fucking bad
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>>150524579
this is not /b/, cancer
>>150524511
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I'm pretty sure the airlines won't let you do that. If they did then I bet a lot of people would do it so they don't have to pay for a ticket.
>>150527540
NEWFAG
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>>150524880
B-but I swear I can hear Gentle Giant - Under Construction (CD2) coming from the interior...
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