Want some?

OL xmas cakes are best.
best type of nee-san.

>>150483588
Sorry m'lady, I'm lactose intolerant.

File: 1480357034041.webm (3MB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 800x450px

>>150483639
She wasn't talking about chocolate

>I'm 27 and feel no different from 15.
Ouch.

>>150484222
Is that what people with feet usually do?

File: [NoobSubs] The Garden of Words~Kotonoha no Niwa (1080p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4_snapshot_38.33_[2016.12.02_19.27.50].jpg (594KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

594KB, 1920x1080px

>You will never save a christmas cake

>>150484583
That part hit a bit too close to home. How people grow up mentally is beyond me.

>>150484645
Yes, its like going to the tailor, he needs to take your measurements to tailor your suit - same thing for feet with cobblers.

File: 1468946361848.jpg (408KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 800x600px

>>150484222
Delicious trips checked.

>>150484676
>tfw you're at that age where basically the only girls left are christmas cakes

Well at least its something, too bad they're all aging like shit in real life.

File: download (1).jpg (10KB, 239x211px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 239x211px

>>150484645
>he doesn't have feet

>>150484583
>>150484717
I turned 26 about 2 weeks ago, I legit don't feel or look any different than when I was 15 myself.

Then again, I'm starting to feel the effects of aging solely internally sadly. Feels like its starting to just hit all at once. I'll give it a year or two before my body crashes.

>>150484222

>letting a high school boy touch your Christmas cake feet like that

I bet the rumors at the school were true. She knows exactly what she is doing. I bet she moved to that rural town at the end so that she could prey on young boys in the country.

>you will never have such an innocent relationship like this

Life is suffering ;_;

File: 01_023.jpg (345KB, 1125x1600px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 1125x1600px

>>150484718
He also need to lick to check the taste to make the best shoes.

>>150484904
yes, because he needs to see just how much sweaty her feet are so he will know how to best combat it.

>>150484898

>"depressed"
>still has time to dress well and paint her nails for a high school boy to fawn over

Nothing innocent at all. There were all these rumors about her having inappropriate relationships with boys, but her she is alone with a boy in the park doing these things.

>>150484961
Rumors are just rumors anon, it was purely innocent. Of course she would dress well and paint her nails, nobody wants to look ugly.

>>150484961
They didnt do anything wrong

File: flyingwitch.jpg (144KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1920x1080px

>>150484645
>>people with feet

File: 1479211019152.jpg (307KB, 1125x1600px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 1125x1600px

>>150484942
Yogurt on feet is the best way.

File: [NoobSubs] The Garden of Words~Kotonoha no Niwa (1080p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4_snapshot_37.31_[2016.09.16_20.59.43].jpg (112KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 1920x1080px

>>150484757
>>150485035
Stop bullying the cripple. bullying is wrong

File: 2.jpg (503KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

503KB, 1920x1080px

>>150485001

He didn't, but he got lured in by a succubus. Imagine if a grown man invited a young high school girl alone into his apartment.

>>150485092
>Imagine if a grown man invited a young high school girl alone into his apartment.
its heading to a risky direction, but still nothing wrong.

Where was my christmas cake when I was a young lad? Now I have become the christmas cake.

File: kill-7-31-mankanshoku-matarou.jpg (32KB, 680x383px)

32KB, 680x383px

>>150485218
>Now I have become the christmas cake.
Hey lady, wanna /ss/?

>>150485342
Never.

File: 01_117-116.jpg (531KB, 2250x1600px) Image search: [Google]

531KB, 2250x1600px

>>150484904
It´s important to check the pantsu too.

File: snap-00421.jpg (179KB, 1280x738px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 1280x738px

>>150484583
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does pic related apply to you?

>>150485632
4

File: [WHW] Nasu - A Migratory Bird with Suitcase [BD.H264.FLAC][40714360].mkv_snapshot_16.21_[2016.01.25_15.11.47].jpg (114KB, 1280x720px)

114KB, 1280x720px

>>150485092
There's a difference, though. Older women are not that violent. Also, they're usually a tad physically weaker than a man. Variables exist, too.

Say the situation goes south - there's a murder attempt or a rape attempt. If there's a gun, it's game-over for both. But..

male host, female teenage guest
>knife attack
I won't underestimate the girl, but statistically, it's more likely the attack would land than on an a teenage male
>rape
It's a matter of nimbleness, ability to use objects (either on you, or around you), and most of all, strength. It's possible that she will escape, but again, statistically...

female host, teenage male guest
>knife attack (from the host)
There are actually many variables I forgot to take account for. She may get you close to her (e.g. a hug) and stab you while you're not looking.

>rape
Huh. Things are indeed weird here. How would you rape a man? As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it. They will not resist as much, even though they're capable of it. The phrase "You can't rape the willing" comes to mind.

>>150484859
>that rural town at the end

She moved to Itomori in Keit-Ai and is Mitsuha's sensei

>>150485632
It's funny because I am just back from a conversation with my mother about giving her grandchildren.
This pic applies 100% about me. I'm not even trying. A shitty job that's enough to pay the bills and what luxuries I can afford, no other half-person to suck hte life out of me, no kid to blow my paycheck on and to keep me awake at night, games and anime and porn to keep me mildly entertained: I don't see the reason to put in the effort to achieve anything more.

>t. 32 in 3 days

>>150485818
>As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it.
Just because you've got a boner doesn't mean you're necessary enjoying what's happening.

Also, if things went south, who would believe you? She just would have to tell everybody that you are the one who raped her and you're done.

>>150485818
Keep the Hipocrisy down please.

>>150486135
Thank you for removing your shitty genes from the gene pool.

>>150485818
>Things are indeed weird here. How would you rape a man? As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it. They will not resist as much, even though they're capable of it. The phrase "You can't rape the willing" comes to mind.
He most retarded thing I have read in all weekend. I can't belive you actually believe that. You are what is wrong with this society.

File: [R-R] Gunbuster.EP2 (720p.Hi10p.AC3)[1E370EC9].mkv_snapshot_00.55_[2016.06.18_10.51.36].jpg (142KB, 952x716px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 952x716px

>>150486135
I couldn't help but feel heartache and a stomach ache while reading this. I don't know who taught you that negative mindset, but fucking do something - it's like you haven't grown out of the mindset you had as a teenager. I'm not asking you to change immediately, as even I would be not able to do it.
Ask somebody who's never ran much in his life to run a kilometer without slowing down - he will slow down somewhere, usually around the 400th meter. Gotta build up that endurance, man.

I can't give you any direct advice, as I don't know your circumstances, but this is not a healthy lifestyle you're leading.

>>150486372
There's nothing wrong with just wanting to live a quiet life.

Overrated trash.

Watch some good movie once in a while instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SrPmJl562M

>>150486579
Do you really feel that way? Is there not a sliver of doubt in you? Isn't your conscience eating at you from the inside?

>>150483588
Yes. Why not?
>>150484583
I will be 29 in a few months. And I only aged physically.
>>150485632
Five(maybe four) for the first part and zero for the second part. I want to do a few specific things before I die.
So something around 4.5.

>>150486701
>Gook

>>150486865
>Weaboo

>>150484222
I think I just gained a new fetish.

File: 1477562117086.jpg (604KB, 2400x1620px)

604KB, 2400x1620px

>>150486914
Here, have some lewd feet.

>>150483588
Now I definitely need to watch this.

>>150486135
I honestly hope you enjoy your life. It's good to hear about people who know what they want and live that way. I wouldn't be satisfied with a peaceful life, but different strokes and all.

File: 1473790065081.jpg (168KB, 759x1121px)

168KB, 759x1121px

>>150485632
I'd say a solid 8.5-9.

I'm pretty much just like >>150486135 , except that i'm 22. Best case scenario for me would be to move up to Alaska and become a hermit in a comfy cabin. Somehow work from home and make enough money for necessities, internet, and some ammunition to hunt and fuck around in the wilderness. That sounds comfy as fuck to me.

>>150485818
>Huh. Things are indeed weird here. How would you rape a man? As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it.
No one "enjoys" being raped, anon, neither men nor women. Just because you can feel sexual pleasure and/or orgasm doesn't mean you like it. That's not a partof your bodily functions you have much control over.

>>150486719
I'm this guy >>150486135 but not this guy>>150486579

Basically what he said, there's really nothing wrong with not wanting to do anything with life. Our biology is just hardwired into making us think there is, because our lizard brain wants to achieve ever more - more territory, more sex, more food, more offspring.

So yea, there is something inside me telling me what I'm doing is wrong, but it's located somewhere around my loins. My conscience is silent, because I'm not hurting anyone, not evne myself. People with more "active" lifestyles are most likely to trample on others as they move on.

>>150487029
>get fucked in wilderness
Ftfy. Bet you can't skin rabbit properly.

>>150483588
That's creepy as fuck, holy shit.

>>150485055
Worst slut

File: Tiramie.jpg (22KB, 396x508px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 396x508px

>>150487419

>>150483588
Fatty

File: garden of words rain.gif (222KB, 500x281px)

222KB, 500x281px

>>150483588
The backgrounds were so comfy. The movie itself was nice too, but the end suffered the typical Shinkai melodrama he seems to have a perpetual boner for.

At least the manga ending was more conclusive instead of the ambiguous one in the movie.

>>150487419
Care to elaborate? I would probably do the same in this situation.

>>150487512
>some 30-smething woman carries a shit tone of sweets in her bag and offers them to a fucking highscooler at the slightest chance

Her despair filles me with disgust

>>150485818
I hope you get raped by some disgusting hambeast and then tell everyone how much you enjoyed it.

>>150487680
I see nothing wrong with this. It's better to share.

>>150487680
She probably eats them to cope with the sadness of being alone and unwanted.

>>150487711
Nice, liked, upbboated and subscribed.

>>150487711
Fuck off.

>>150487680
I see it like that: I chill somewhere in the park. And not just once, it's a routine for me.
Some other person does it too. If I have an abundance of snacks, I would likely at least try to share.

File: 1475735697286.png (233KB, 364x527px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 364x527px

>>150484645
>people with feet
I'm sorry anon.

>>150486701
Come on man, if you're gonna post porn atleast make it good porn.

>>150485818
HAHAHAH LANDWHALE AHOY

>>150484743
Yeah but the only ones that are cakes are the really fat ugly ones. Hell, even most of them are getting laid too. 3DPD

>>150485092
Isn't the boy 17-18 years old? I'd say he's old enough to think for himself.

>>150488135
I never did understand why they didnt simply hook up after he graduated highschool. wasn't he like a year, two tops away from graduations?

>>150488293
Fuck off

File: 1480311681538.jpg (100KB, 704x573px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 704x573px

>>150488293
It would be great if this was just fiction, but I'm afraid it's the real deal. I am amazed I could become a decent person after all of this, and not fall into a downward spiral.

>>150484898
>relationship
Relationship? What relationship? The interaction is almost zero.

>>150487696
Hopefully she's kinky as shit. Fat people always are.

>>150485818
Just because that's the only chance of you getting some poon..you'd let youself be molested? Come on, anon.

>>150484961
It's like you didn't watch the movie. She kept getting dressed every day in the hopes that she would go back to work, but she was too terrified to do so, so she just headed to the park

File: Words.jpg (132KB, 1920x1080px)

132KB, 1920x1080px

>>150488215
There's nothing saying they didn't. He promised to find her when he graduated, and in the manga, an epilogue shows her wearing the shoes he made for her, so I'm hopeful

>>150483630
>xmas
I hate people like you.

>>150488615
A relationship doesn't have to be romantic.
>the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected.
They clearly have a friendship, with romantic undertones on both sides, no matter how hard she tries to push it away

File: Object.jpg (196KB, 763x711px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 763x711px

>>150484645
No need to be mean anon.

>>150488877
Who said anything about romance? Interaction is essential to form any kind of relationship. In the film they feel extremely connected to the point of crying and screaming and I don't even know why, because Shinkai doesn't give enough substance to it.

>>150488615
It wasn't a romantic relationship, not for the lady at least. It was more of a plea for companionship. Did you not get the meaning behind the tanks?

>>150489060
>tanks
*Tanka

>>150489056
I was just using an example. A relationship can be any kind of connection between two objects, concepts or people, and these two had a connection, so they had a relationship.

>>150488827
Yeah but he didn't show up in Keit-Ai.

>>150488911
This kind of amputee h manga I can very much support

None of that shock/gore/snuff stuff

>>150489131
Because we didn't see her outside of school. Plus, who knows the time difference between then and Garden

>>150489136
THe bigest surprise is it is shindoL

>>150489256
It's really not. He has a habit of doing the most sugary sweet shit with cripples and broken girls. His track record is about good ends and half bad ends

>>150489126
The word 'relationship' is based on intimacy. To have a strong bond as they supposedly have, you need to have interaction, substance. And my point is: there isn't.

>>150489060
>>> >>150489056

>>150489304
Its more his habit of ruining setups that are perfect for vanilla loving with lol rape.

>>150489256
ShindoL gore doesn't feel so real to me, I also kinda power through it sometimes because I like his art.

He isn't like absolute madmen like Kharisma Jati who's visceral art just destroys me.

>>150489056
this.
they go from:
>i hardly know her name.
to:
>YOU SAVED ME! THANK YOU DESU!!
in a blink

File: ShindoL's record.png (40KB, 759x590px)

40KB, 759x590px

>>150489391
He balances it out. Gotta give that murderboner a good old rub every now and then
But he also does some of the sweetest shit around.
Emergence was just a bloodbath from beginning to it's shitty end

>>150489451
He's still a complete degenerate

>>150489377
Eh it was a short film, they spent the whole rainy season together. It was logical. Your problem is more of a "I didn't get to see it." But just because there wasn't enough shown doesn't mean enough didn't happen in a narrative sense. Also second thing, they're both socially secluded person (boy less so) and it doesn't really take a socially secluded person too much to get attached to anyone or anything. Speaking from experience of course.

File: 1434582392889.jpg (88KB, 1920x1080px)

88KB, 1920x1080px

>>150484583
Me in literally one month.

>>150483588
A single bar of chocolate is 500 kcal.
You need about 2000 kcal per day as a woman.
That's ignoring the beer which also has a lot of calories.
How is she not a landwhale yet?

File: mujin_0905_0487.jpg (385KB, 976x1400px)

385KB, 976x1400px

>>150489489
No. Quzilax is an example of a complete degenerate. ShindoL is a strange case

Getting preyed on by broken and sexy older women must be amazing. You always hear about these lucky kids that get to creampie their hot high school teachers all the time.

I remember not too long ago one of those teachers got gangbanged by a bunch of boys while her husband was away on military duty. He even forgave her when he came back. Just like my NTR doujins.

>>150489451
I know its around equal it his choice of when to do it an the depths of disgusting he goes to.

>>150489583
>Quzilax

I wonder how he manages to not get arrested

File: mujin_0905_0511.jpg (632KB, 975x1398px) Image search: [Google]

632KB, 975x1398px

>>150489653
I'm just saying you can't write him off as a psychotic who does only snuff and shit like that.
He's just a psychotic who knows how to balance himself out. I hope he does something vanilla after the bloodbath that was Emergence

>>150489563
She works out.

File: 1459657225202.jpg (185KB, 853x1024px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 853x1024px

Student/teacher relationships are the best

File: 6645d73e326e71b211c4742918be638e.png (101KB, 236x573px)

101KB, 236x573px

>>150485981
Oh, so that explains this

is this movie a sexy 15-27 or am i gonna be feels central
i am 27

>>150489815
Suppporting is generous, she has a cameo at best
But it serves to show that she is happy again.
It's a shame we didn't see her feet, to know whether or not she's wearing his shoes

>>150489966
It's a Shinkai movie.

>>150483588
How can she eat so much chocolate? After eating one bar I feel completely full.

>>150490244
You mix it with beer and teenager semen

File: 2.jpg (457KB, 990x1414px)

457KB, 990x1414px

>>150489391
I guess it's for the best that he didn't continue this story then like he was planning to.

It would have either ended in a threesome with the girlfriend and her mother, or some kind of NTR.

File: 1455305495191.jpg (33KB, 736x414px)

33KB, 736x414px

>>150489966
Feels central.
Next stop: Oh my God why can't I stop crying?

>>150490424
Nah, that girl was way too territorial for a threesome.
But sweet christ, that under the table blowjob was one of the hottest scenes ShindoL has ever done

File: Crying Cake.webm (2MB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 960x640px

So what's the general consensus? Did they get together later?

File: 1475731115369.jpg (68KB, 850x747px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 850x747px

>>150490555
It's
>implied
That they'll get together again
especially in the manga, where supposedly the last page has Yukino wearing the shoes he leaves behind for her at the end of the movie

>>150489529
>But just because there wasn't enough shown doesn't mean enough didn't happen in a narrative sense.
If it's worth knowing, it's worth showing. I can not buy a connection that the story doesn't adequately set.

>>150486928
Shit! That chick looks like Yua Mikami.

File: 123243546747.jpg (159KB, 1920x1080px)

159KB, 1920x1080px

>>150484583
I feel nothing. Mostly because I'm 30.

>>150485632
About three fiddy 11.

>>150488838
Do you have a problem with the mass of Χριστός?

>>150487497
How the fuck does one find the manga?

>watching wes anderson's rushmore
>pause in the middle and open wikipedia to check if his relationship with cake happens
>would be satisfied even if the answer was no
>but not only the answers was no, he willingly cucks himself gets her to marry his rival
dropped the movie there

File: image.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px)

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>150493877
I bought it cuz I couldnt find it online

>>150493982
Wait, it has an official english translation? I managed to find a RAW scan but I can't read moon. What happens in those few last panels? Does she go and meet up with him?

File: image.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px)

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>150494101
Last panel shows her wearing the shoes he made for her

>>150494203
Oh, that's nice, thanks for the photo. I wish the movie had this small final touch at the end to be honest.

>>150494348
Yeah, I didn't like the ambiguous ending for the movie, but it was still a fairly hopeful one. The manga ends on a far more positive note