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This is your prosecutor for today

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This is your prosecutor for today
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>>150434857

I went to prison for a while. My prosecutor wasn't nearly as adorable.
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>>150435146
What'd you do, anon?
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>>150435146
You would have been far worse if that was your prosecutor.
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>>150435189

Somebody died. Accident, but I was liable.
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>>150434857
angle is not rapey enough
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>>150435239
Did confetti fall onto the courtroom when the case was over?
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>>150435239
were you set up?
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>>150435545
They don't throw confettis for guilty verdicts
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>>150435579
Don't drop the soap
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>>150435619
>already was in prison
You're a bit late on your advice there.

>>150435146
Were you cornholed?
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Where's my burger noodle?
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>>150435260
The rape angle is on you.
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>>150435744
>Were you cornholed?

No. Lotta gay sex around though, if you wanted it. The term 'boypussy' was common vernacular, which humored me a lot.

>>150435577
>were you set up?

Not really. Just fucked up.
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>>150435239
Jesus fuck how hard will that affect your job applications. You are liable even if you were 200 miles away, but the employer only sees the word 'criminal' and instantly trashes your resume.
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>>150435864
What happened?
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>>150435874
>Jesus fuck how hard will that affect your job applications.

Sucks at first, but if you get your foot in the door somewhere you can use it as a stepping stone. After that, most people don't care as long as you're not a sex offender.

>>150436226
>What happened?

Car accident.
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>>150436397
did you happen to be driving a truck?
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