You may pick one and only one.

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>>150414063
Error 404: Competition not found.

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I want blue

I hate Asuka but I would no doubt fuck her

>>150414063
>Not FMK
Ah shit. Well, Rei I guess.

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Easy

rei is a shitty doll, asuka.

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>>150414127 #
That's the general consensus with her. I'd fuck her and dump her in a trash can like a whore. Mari's too fucking ugly to even be considered fuckable.

Rei, on the other hand...

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>>150414063
Mari is for high test men!

>>150414063
I think boob windows ruin the appeal of sweaters

Where's best boy?

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You act as thought this should be a difficult task

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there is only one answer

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>>150414183

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>>150414242
>taking the bait
Let the Asucucks whine all they want, deep down they know they're wrong.

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>>150414063
Anyone but rei

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Rei from the animu

Mari from the rebuilds

British girls make the best anime grills

Shinji

>>150414063
Misato.

>>150414063
Reminder that Shinji is gay

>>150414104
>>150414118
>>150414139
>>150414161
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>>150414261
This thread ended quick...

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>>150414063
What's with that clothing style?

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>>150414063
Only her.

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>>150414063
>rebuild

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>>150414063
No contest.

>>150414359
it's not that new

>samefagging

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>>150414261
But anon we must protect her against the asukafags

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>>150414063
Misato

>>150414442
The others are pretty shit m8

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>>150414127
Same. I want to fuck the bitchiness out of her.

>>150414442
>desperate asucuckfag doesn't now how this site works

>>150414442
welcome the the chans

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>>150414442
>32 posts 23 IPs
>samefagging
Are you new to this site or something you retarded Asucuck?

>>150414461
We've already won. Look at the overwhelming majority of the thread.

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>>150414474
I see you're a man of fine taste.

I'm a man of fine taste, myself.

>>150414063
Mari is clearly the most emotionally stable out of three.

>>150414694
She also is totally and completely lacking in character of any sorts and looks like a bad mary sue self-insert in comparison to every other character in the series.

But no, totally not a coincidence at all.

>>150414694
Even the socks on my legs have more character than that bland thing.

>>150414063
I'll take it in white, also your other two mannequins seem a little too life like, it's creepy.

>>150414694
It's easy to be emotionally stable when you have zero fucking personality

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>>150414317
This.
>>150414063
Mari is the best rebuild
Rei is the best NGE

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>>150414481

>>150414734
>>150414777
>>150414827
I would argue the "mary sue" part, but the rest is spot-on.
She is a purely cosmetical fanservice character.
So yes, I choose her over the two emotionally crippled girls.

>>150414852
>I'm simple-minded and anything is good to me

>>150414855
>so yes, i'm a shallow faggot who likes shallow fanfiction donut steels
Thanks for your contribution.

>>150414912
>reddit browser casually enters /a/

really makes you scratch your head and ponder

>>150414968
If anything the reddit user is the one who likes fanfiction garbage.

>>150414988
She is even worse than a fanfic. Even fanfics have more complex characters than Marishit.

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>>150414899
My name is Omari. Her name is mari. She wears pink. Pink is my second favorite color. She isnt asuka. I have my reasons for liking her. Rei was treated like shit in rebuild and rei Q is for degenerates

>>150414912
No problem. The truth is, I reeeealy dig her design.

Rei.

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>>150414855
How is possible have that shit taste

>>150414912
If I were to choose between shallowness and insanity, I'd choose shallowness.

Rei and Asuka are fun to watch but you wouldn't want to have to interact with them. They have a lot of character, but their traits are all negative in a partner.

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>>150414063
Since in the end they all become one as Tang it means you can pick all three.

>>150415055
>I'd choose shallowness.
So you are undemanded as well. Please tell us more about yourself.

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I like the thick versions of Rei.

>>150415019
Hence I refuse to treat her as anything more than an underage's wet dream

>>150415027
>rebuild
I have successfully located your problem.

>>150415033
Her design is shit, and her face is just fucking ugly. The only slightly redeeming thing about her is the decent plug suit color scheme. It's a nice deviation from white, red and blue.

>>150415055
>Rei and Asuka are fun to watch but you wouldn't want to have to interact with them
>i'd rather interact with unrealistic and poorly written characters than characters that come off as genuine and could exist if not for the fictional premise of the franchise
How embarrassing...

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>>150415117
>>150415136
DELETE THIS

>>150415117
I wonder if this meme is literally older than some people in this thread

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>>150415136

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>>150415136
Thick Asuka is significantly better.

>>150415232
>that head
Talk about shrunken head syndrome.

>>150415150
>Her design is shit, and her face is just fucking ugly.
No and no. I agree that she lacks character, but at this point, you are just talking shit, good sir.

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>>150414063

>>150415259
This is where it enter subjective tier and I'm willing to compromise.

At least we can agree that she's shallow fanfiction though.

>>150415232
those 2 doujins are a good fap

>>150415317
Her design is subjective.

The fact she is a worthless zero-dimensional trash is objective truth.

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>>150415136
Rei was born to be thick.

Can we all just agree that asuka is the worst choice and find comfort that no matter what our tastes are we at least have better taste than asuka lovers, jesus guys

>>150414063

Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Rei > Asuka > shit > Mari

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>>150415317
>>150415345
Mari is aware that Rebuild is a shameless money grab, so she's not working hard. Did we even see her out of a plugsuit in 3? She's the best Rebuild because its rules don't apply to her.

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>>150415136
>Q

>>150415390
Kys asukafag

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>>150415470

>>150415381
At least Asuka (Soryu) actually has a character. Mari is totally lacking in such a thing and Shikinami is just as bad.

>>150415390
Back to Twitter please.

>>150415454
>Rebuild
Well, if she was a 4th wall breaking comedy character that would be a different story. But as far as we know she's just a shitty donut steel so she remains unredeemed.

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What do you think her ass tastes like?

>>150415345
>The fact she is a worthless
Also not true. She clearly here to boost sales and she seems to be successful at her job.

>>150414359
Source?

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>>150415656
Don't know, but probably not as good as Asuka's ass.

never watched the show because anime is gay and for nerds

redhead is the hottest
blue hair looks like best wife
glasses looks shit

>>150415843
Why are you even on this board then? Go back to /v/ or reddit or wherever you came from.

>>150414183
This. Asuka may have a bratty personality, but Rei has no personality. I'd rather be with someone who annoys me but still acts like a girl, than some who acts like a dead fish.

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>>150415656
>>150415837
Why does shinji like being sat on so much? Does he love ass this much?

>>150415968
Reddit is the other way kiddo

Figures that a bunch of beta cucks would want the lifeless doll

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>>150415232
Here is a better thick Asuka.

>>150414912
>Thinks that emotional wrecks are deep lmao
have fun putting up with crazy.

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Feels good to be on the winner team.

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>>150415656
Blueberries.
>>150415633
Mari is spunky happy-go-lucky child like character. She apeals to those who enjoy naive bright characters.
>>150415743
i can agree on this. She came straight out of left field and wasnt in the original so until some lore on her comes up its safe to assume shes here for fanservice and a new waifu for those who dont like rei or asuka.
>>150415843
Girls with glasses are c u t e
>>150415990
Saved
>>150416007
Please calm down

>>150416083
I just prefer my waifus to be characterful and realistic, instead of a 13 year old's wet dream.

>>150416104
And underages who don't know the difference between good character writing and shallow garbage.

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>>150416007
>not liking doll tits

Which grill should I fap to?

1-3 Asuka
4-6 Rei
6-9 Misato
0 Mari
XX: free pick

>>150416164
Y E S

KEK WILLS IT

>YFW KEK HAS 11/10 TASTE

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>>150416135
Please assume a more civil tone
>>150416164
Rolling
>>150416180
But you must fap to mari.

Kek wills it desu

>>150415894
was on the frontpage senpai

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why is she literally perfect?

>>150414063
teh rei

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>>150416103
Not even gay but I'd fuck Kaworu until my dick fell off

>>150416272
I just fapped a few minutes ago, my dick's limp senpai.

I ain't fappin to ugly catgirls ever.

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>>150416308
A better question is why isnt she naked
>>150416390
You have no say in the matter
Destroy the dick

>>150416449
"no"

I will only fap to Rei for my entire life for she is my waifu

her and homuhomu but that's another story

>>150414063
Mari

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>>150416485
You
Have
No
Say

Also thats a lie. Rei knows about the 3d girls you have fapped to
>>150416525
Naisu

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>>150416164
Rollin

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>>150416563
b-b-bakana, i never fap to 3d girls!

3dpd, i only rei and homuhomu!

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>>150414063
Rei is best girl, so Rei.

>>150416568
Good roll

>>150416348
>not letting him fuck you with his god cock instead

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>>150416617
>No tight plugsuit
More like meh roll

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>>150416597
She knows.
She's seen it.

>>150416164
Rolling.

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Can I go the Hikari route?

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>>150416732
"NO"

i will NOT let fucking REBUILDSHIT TAINT MY WAIFU'S IMAGE OF ME

REI LOVES ME AND THIS WILL NEVER CHANGE

AND I DON'T FAP TO 3DPD

BEGONE, REBUILD DEMON

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>Arguing over chidren who don't know the first thing about fucking
>when a literal goddess of sex who knows how to please her man six ways to Sunday exists

>>150416928
Enjoy your STDs!

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>>150416789
yes

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>>150416793
Are you sure, anon? A little diversity would not hurt.

>>150416965
best girl

>>150416981
>ugly rebuildshit in an ugly rebuildshit suit
You could not turn me off more if you tried, Rebuild demon.

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>>150416793
Rei still loves you
She just knows you like 3d girls too
Its ok
>>150416981
I agree

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>>150416965
Perfect for marriage and making babies.

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>>150417023
>Shikinami rather than Sohryu

>>150417208
What does that mean

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>>150416928

>>150417143
You know there are fags and there are Hikari fans

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>Rebuild
Fucking kill yourself or at least wait for 3.0+1.0
>Choosing anyone but original Asuka
Fucking plebeian introverts

>>150416965
kill yourself

Maya is best girl

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>>150417045
Ok, anon. No need to get so defensive.

>>150417294
>excusing rebuildshitters
>is an asucuck
Pottery

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>>150417341
What's the pottery here, faggot? Except for my exceptional taste and intellect combination

ITT:
Asuka fags acting normal
Marifags memeing but being overall pleasant
Reifags being overall bullies

>>150417407
Please, the admins of this site have had a long history of abominably shit taste. You saw how awful moot was, you think Hiroshima Nagasaki is any better?

Tip your fedora on reddit instead, stupid Asucuck.

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>>150416732
>300x168

How many Asukafags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0, because Asukafags can't screw anything, they're too ugly.

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>>150417567
Hey thanks mari

Only retards will disagree with this ranking:
>In Order:
>Mari
>Toji's Sister(3.0)
>Misato
>Asuka
>Rei

So Mari is clearly the best.

>>150417628
That is not the gif I know and love.

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>>150417650
Hehe XD LEL
>>150417684
This ranking is correct

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What would you do with which butt?

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>>150417465
Actually, you may go along with your shit taste
Best girl is mine

Can I pick none?

>arguing about who's the best girl from a show where all the characters are intentionally made to be flawed and unlikeable
>for 2 fucking decades

Looks like the Asucucks have arrived in full force, and are now flooding this thread with their filth. Abandon bread, no more discussion can be found here.

>>150417684
>only retards will agree with this ranking
Fixed that rather grevious error for you, anon.

>>150417796
Said the redditor.

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>>150417879
This.
People never actually understood Eva.
I hate otakus.

>>150417782
Would taste them all.

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I think all pilots have kill-collars

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>>150417897
>abandon thread
Yeah, proceed back to your shithole
Or better kill yourself

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>>150417782
Finger asuka
Fuck rei
Eat mari out

>>150417879
Pick kawaru
>>150417879
Ahaha

>>150417879
>>150417914
That's part of the joke you dip

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>>150417657
You are welcome.

>>150417937
Kaworu states in the movie it was originally made for him.
Shinji gets it too because like Kaworu he can trigger impacts, because he's Eve.

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>>150415136

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Reifags are just delusional.

>>150414063
Its not a hard choice.
I have no idea who the girl with the glasses is.
Asuka is menstruating 24/7, and im not that kind of sex.
Rei on the other hand is sterile, so you can have sex with her as much as you want after marriage of course.

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>>150418135
Can't wait for him to make anime real

>>150414063
>it's this thread again

>>150414193
Rei is a shitty harlot who sucks old man cock for fun. The only one you will ever fuck in your life is your self.

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>>150418014
I think all pilots have kill-collars
>>150417937
>Kaworu states in the movie it was originally made for him.
pic releated; the pic shows Asuka and Mari on the Wunder's antena's dishes.

It was made by Ikuto Yamashita, for some anniversary event. In it the pilots wear collars of some kind. its a possibility

>>150414261
>cucks
>>>/8ch/
>>>/reddit/

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would you?

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>>150418135
As someone who regularly posts in /rei/, i promise its just two or three people out of the entire general being a dick. The rest are pretty chill. Same goes for asuka fans too, its only a small amount of dicks who ruin it for everyone.

>>150418190
Naisu

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>>150418246
>Naisu
Yep.

>>150417465
>cuck
Fuck off back to where you came from, faggot.

I wanna fuck Mari.

>>150418200
And Ikuto Yamashita also made ANIMA, which ends with Shinji being revealed as the Eve to Kaworu's Adam.
We'll see if that carries on into Rebuild.

>>150418239
How is that even a question?

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>>150418296
We all do
>>150418268
Do you prefer pink plugsuit or green

>>150417294
if you pulled that off, would he die?

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>>150418352
>Any choice other than green

>>150418316
>Shinji being revealed as the Eve to Kaworu's Adam.
Your Fucking kidding me right?
that doesn't make any sense.

>>150418352
Pink

>>150418475
>Not a human

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>>150418352
>Do you prefer pink plugsuit or green
Pink. But I don't hate the green one either.

>>150418475
>The shape of Shinji
><It’s in Lilin fairy tales as well, isn’t it? Since Lilith was uncontrollable and Eve was completely duped in the story of the snake, why didn’t it also happen to Adam, who was on the other side?>
—What are you talking about, Kaworu-kun?
<Just a fairy tale. One that might hide the truth unexpectedly within it…about what Adam cut off.>
—Cut what off?
><The serpent—that is, the evil and sin that is part of Adam. In an attempt to be whole, Adam had cut off the part of himself that was the most human.>
—For what?
><To meet the being that gave him Lilith—he did it with the best of intentions, but it ended up costing his right to do so.>
—To meet…? Who?
<Light… fills.>
Excerpt 2

Deep inside the mouth opened by Devil’s backbone, he thought he saw his own face, terribly distorted.
>—Could it be that I’m the serpent—the human flaw that was cut off from Adam, Kaworu-kun?
<That’s not for you to know as the “you” you are now.> Those concrete words were the first time he heard him not speak in riddles.
><You intend on descending from this time loop as the Shinji-kun you are now, don’t you? Then you should give the right to have that information to the “you” of the new world.>
—You…aren’t going to stop me, are you?
<Haven’t I told you, Shinji-kun? I’m your ally. No matter which one of “you” I meet.>
—Kaworu-kun?
<This is goodbye.> Shinji thought Kaworu might have smiled.
Shinji’s blade glinted, slicing up the body of the Armaros giant from the left arm of its body.

--ANIMA, final chapter.

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>>150418504
>Not a human
So they are going to copy the whole Nadia thing again?

>>150418135

>trump uses the emergency broadcast system to hijack national news
>"America, we have to talk about something very important. Recently, I've been hearing many people say that Rei is the best girl. This is patently false. Asuka is, and always will be, best girl.
>I look forward to fighting for your rights to annoy Reifags on the internet, thank you

>>150418475
Eva is all about shipping now, fuck everything else.

>>150418546
When did anyone related to Eva stop referencing Nadia

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>>150418469
>>150418476
Good taste
>>150418506
Exactly how i feel
>>150418517
Saved

>>150418135
>>150418549
Trump would never like Asuka, Asuka is a disgusting feminist who would support Hillary Clinton

Trump would be a Misatofag

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>>150418569

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>>150418552
>fuck everything else
How lewd.
>>150418597
>Exactly how i feel
I find in oddly comforting to post Mari. This is a comfy thread.

>>150418600

>it's the "Asuka would vote for Hillary" faggot again

Neck yourself. You're probably right about Misato though because she's a committed military officer.

>>150414063

>including meme girl and not misato

Literally kill yourself

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>you will never help ease her suffering

why go on friends

Uh blue hair is waifu status the others just get a single but

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>>150414442
Fuck Asuka and Fuck White People

>>150414063
I choose OP.

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>>150418646
Same
>>150418694
Whats happening here lmao
>>150417508
Nice
>>150418732
>>150418791
Hnnnng

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>>150418763
This

>>150418661
But she would you fucking idiot.
She's a man-hating feminist who hates being treated like a piece of meat so she would hate Trump's pussy comments and would vote for Hillary Clinton.
She doesn't even want kids so she would be for abortion too.

>>150418694
Are we here just to suffer ourselves? I do not know.

>>150418732
>No Eva doujin from this author is almost a year
It hurts. An amazing saga only possibly marred by all the futa

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>>150415055
Their literally nothing negative about rei

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This is now a Joint Asuka and Mari general. This is perfect.

>>150418829
You're wrong on one thing, she loves to be treated like a piece of meat, in fact that's all she wants, said as much in EoE... but only as long as she gets to control that person all other fronts.

>>150418866
She has the soul of an angel, isn't a human, doesn't have more than 2 emotions

>>150418829

>implying Asuka isn't putty in any alpha male's hands

Asuka would join the Trump Harem in an instant

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>>150418600
>Trump would be a Misatofag
I don't know, anon. I think that Yui or Ritsuko is also a possibility.
>>150418815
>Same
Let's continue the trend.

>>150418868
>This is now a Joint Asuka and Mari general. This is cancerous.
fixed

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>>150418866
Rei a cute !!! A CUTE !!!

>>150418901
>She has the soul of an angel,
she has the soul of a god, angels are children
> isn't a human
she's the source of humanity
>doesn't have more than 2 emotions
you're just retarded

>>150418896
Fucking retard, she yells at Shinji for treating her like a side dish. She finds it degrading.
You don't get to control someone when you're just a fleshlight.

And that's all Asuka is, in the show and even to her fans.
They don't care about her personality or character, they just fap to her looks and treat her like a doll, a sex object, a mere piece of flesh.

They're doing exactly what Asuka despises and made her want to kill herself over.
Because she knows that that's the only aspect of her anyone will ever care about.
If she was fat and ugly no one would give a shit about her, especially not her "fans". They only like her for her looks. WIthout that, they would drop her in an instant.

>>150418916
All SJW landwhales are, they're all desperate for cock because their daddies didn't love them.
Asuka is as tumblr Hillary shill as they come. Get over it.

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>>150418933
HEHE XD I CHANGED UR WORDS TO FIT MY TASTES
>>150418926
I like this idea

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>>150414063
For the record I am an Asuka fag but Mari is such a whore and I would rather just fuck something night and day than like falling in love and all that bullshit

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DID ANYONE ELSE REALIZE..!?

m a r i

Misato
Asuka
Rei
Ikari (Shinji)

What a sick joke! She's an amalgam of the main girls and shinji! The master Anno strikes again!

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>>150418901
>doesn't have more than 2 emotions

Are you brain damaged ¿?

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>>150419030
Woah

>>150416164
Rollins

>>150419030
if you have poor eyesight from shot posting all day like I do, "Mari" totally looks like "Man"

I suggest we all just call her Man so there's no confusion.

>>150419070
XDDDD

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>>150419020
>I like this idea
I see that some people >>150418868 like the idea of joint Asuka and Mari pictures.
I deliver.

>>150414063
asuka

>>150419001
>Fucking retard, she yells at Shinji for treating her like a side dish. She finds it degrading.
>but if I can't have you to myself then I don't want you at all
I agree with the other stuff you say but she does like being a cocksleve for anyone that would have her if it gets her attention.

Even on a meta level, Shikinami proves that in exchange for adulation she'd do anything anything even become a different, totally empty character altogether (need to make room for all those dicks after all)

>>150419030
Ikari refers to Gendo, not Shinji

>>150419186
Asuka really has no dignity huh. What a trashy dumb fucking broad.

She'll grow up to be a prostitute whoring herself to old men.

>>150419240
>another Reifag projecting about his harlot of a mother
Figures since Reifags have Oedipus complexes. No wonder you'd like a cumdump like Rei.

>>150419267
Only Asuka was ever treated as a cumdump in the show, but that's the canon thing you love to ignore so much.

>>150419323
Literal fanwank. Rei gets canonically groped by both a son and father. I bet she'd be down for spitroasting if Gendo ordered it. What a clueless slutbag.

I'm sure there's more than one doujin for the scenario I provided so help yourself and fuck off.

Mari is for sex
Asuka is for kill
Rei is for marriage

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>>150419001

>>150419425
This poster is for killing, if anything. How much dick do you have to smoke to develop taste that shit?

>>150419398
>accuses others of fanwank
>proceeds to fanwank
meanwhile shinji wanked it to her, and threw herself at kaji.

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>>150419425
I don't know, anon. Both of them seems to be sexy.

>>150419381
That is a rare rei

>>150419425
I agree with you anon

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>>150418901
Wrong

Rei is human and has the reincarnated soul of yui irkari

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>>150419267
At least I have a mother.

>>150419495
>shinji
>herself
So you're just a baiting Kaworufag then.

>>150419518
Yeah, I can tell she's your only parent. No child with a loving father would raise a Reifag.

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>>150419512
>That is a rare rei
I didn't realize

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>>150419425
And Kaworu is for life.

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>>150419240
This Asuka a whore
Filthy fucking trash

>>150419563
Asuka's father abandoned her to go fuck bitches and her mother killed herself.
Asuka is basically a nigger.

>>150419563
>So you're just a baiting Kaworufag then.
What the hell are you even talking about?
Shinji rubbed one off on Asuka and she knew, and she alse offered to fuck Kaji god knows how many times.

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I just realized that I need to rewatch the Eva.

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>>150419614
Short head losing life.

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Looks beautiful in this.

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>>150419614
I want to lick Kaworu's smooth pale skin
I want to cum in his hair
I want to force him to drink my pee
I want to whip his cute butt and make him cry

>>150419425
>Rei
>Marriage
>When her body can't even last more than a year
I like Rei, but that's just wrong.

>>150419633
>IMG

>>150419635
>niggers
Reifags are niggers if anything. Massive persecution complex. Muh Rei dindu nuffin. And always stealing Asukafag insults, like you're doing right this moment. Creatively bankrupt mudcritter.

>>150419636
Making fun of your ESL ass. Wording it like
>meanwhile shinji wanked it to her, and threw herself at kaji.
implies that Shinji threw "herself" at Kaji.

Learn proper English before showing up on this board before my country bombs you again.

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Superior eyepatch wearer
Superior glasses owner
Superior character
Other can only hope to try and co-opt her things

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>>150419677
I want to use Kaworu's decapitated head as my personal onahole
I bet he'd look so angelic and beautiful with his cute mouth wrapped around my fat cock

>>150417234
Sohryu is a fully fleshed out character who is a bitch because she grew up in a mental facility where her mother thought asuka was a fake and that a doll was her real daughter, who then walked in moments after her mother killed herself, and then lived the rest of her childhood with foster family's who couldn't stand her and gave her up. resulting in the Asuka we have in NGE

Shikinami's backstory is practically erased and she's just a tsundere bitch because bad writing

>>150419756
That's pretty funny considering how badly Rei ripped off cyber newtypes and Sailor Mercury. Of course, Reifags wouldn't know that.

>>150419743
Can't bother with grammar when dealing with asscucks, you're not worht the effort.

>>150419825
>I have license to act like a retarded Gaiafag or ESL because "lmao cucky xD"
>>>/reddit/

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>>150419800
If you're enough of a faggot, you could even suck your own dick as it comes out of his throat.

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I jack it to the idea of murdering Kaworu. What's wrong with me? I love him so much, but I also want to hurt and tortue him. Preferably with a knife.

>>150419884
That's a great idea.

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>>150414063

The choice is easy, what are you stupid?

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>>150419909
Kaworu exists for torturing, it's the proper use of him.

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>>150419957
Maybe.

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Kaworu looks prettiest when he's being cut up into little pieces.
I want to watch him cry and scream as I eat his flesh.

>>150419972
Truer words have never been spoken.

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>>150419957
It seems you are. it's why you enjoy a character that calls you that.

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The first time I saw Kaworu's head explode in 3.0 I blew a huge fucking load all over my computer screen
He's so fucking adorable covered in blood

>>150415767
>being this new

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>>150420013
Uh... Good one anon...
Jesus man
>>150420079
Thats a nice mari

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Glasses Rei is best glasses wearer

>>150420011
I will report you to authorities

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>>150420011
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>150420104
>Thats a nice mari
She is a nice girl, yes.