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ITT: How to treat a lady.

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ITT: How to treat a lady.
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equality is nice
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Is this the one where everyone is hilariously mean to that girl? Like to the point of locking her in a cage, setting her free for like 10 seconds then making her get back in?
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>>150373659
I am laughing every second watching this anime.
Can't simply understand why women likes these kind of characters.
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>>150374315
Do you mean this?
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>>150374522
What
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>>150374522
Gold.
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Keep posting.
I will never watch this series because the images are much funnier without the context.
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>>150374872
>>150374522
>>150374768
Oh!, pick'd the fuck up
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>>150374768
>>150374522
>>150373659
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>>150374872
>>150374768
>>150374522
>>150373659
This is amazing. Post more.
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>>150374522
Amnesia threads were hilarious.
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>>150373659
>>150374522
>>150374768
>>150374872
>women's romantic fantasies are now the polar opposite of chivalry
I don't know how to feel about this
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Picked the fuck up. It's time to laugh my ass off.
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>>150376388
They want what they don't have- men who dislike them. That is the true goal of Neo-feminism.
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>>150376388
>women bitch about IRL men not being beta orbiters who wouldn't even dare to raise their voice to them
>their sexual fantasies are about men treating them like shit and abusing them physically and mentally
I don't get how this works.
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This series was a clusterfuck.
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>>150376388
it's just an anime meant for a creepy fucking audience. don't look too much into it.
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>>150376534
People dont know what they really desire but they think they do
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>>150376592
Except that Dorian Grey bullshit being popular proves that not only creepy lonely women are into this kind of abusive crap.
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>>150376388
Try asking for dating tips to women and then to guys who get laid often. Their answer will be the completly opposite.
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>>150377480
>say the faggot that want to watch a unrealistic anime in how to treat women
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>>150377691
>unrealistic
>he didn't put his crush inside a cage
Spot the fag.
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>>150373659
>>150374522
Is this from amnesia?
I need to watch this.
What's the context behind the cage?
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>>150377759
Oh my god I know right? Girls require so much food though. I had to end up cutting my losses, you know?
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>>150377853
The cage scene is from Amnesia, which is a shit show I highly recommend simply because it's a train wreck and complete garbage. I love it.

The other one is Vampire something or other, need to pick it back up,
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>>150374522
>her cage have a futon
Why was this allowed?
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I wish I had a pet girl in a cage. Jesus some guys have all the luck.
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>>150378121
so she stays soft.
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>>150377868
>too poor to afford girl food
Why'd you pick it up from the pound in the first place?
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>>150378197
>>150377868
>girl food
>his semen isn't nutritious enough to maintain a pet girl
Stay mad fatties
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>>150374522
I fucking thought he was best boy, I rooted for him. The yandere part came out of nowhere
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>>150374522
I laugh but I'm so insecure I would actually do this if a girl allowed. Why does she need to be around people when she has me?
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>>150373659
Comedy gold
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>>150378295
Why are you only giving her Vitamin-D?
That isn't a balanced diet.
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>>150374522
I want to be kept in a cage BY a girl
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>>150378389
because nromalfags desire unrestricted attention/ validation and double standards.
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>>150378164
That will generate a lack of discipline.
The cage should be outdoors, and a blanket will be provide on how did she behave during the day.

And if I was in a bad mood I'd spray her with cold water and lock her up outside.
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>>150376388
What do you mean?
Women actually watched this?
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>>150376471
Holy shit...
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>>150378849
>that pic

hot, but why is this one the most bullied of the 2hus?
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>>150382405
y?
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>>150373659
>>150374768
>>150374872
>this is a long-running series of five otome games, two anime and nearly twenty drama cds

Fucking how.
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>>150374872
Is he the one who had sex with his mom?
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>>150373659
>>150374768
>>150374872
where is this from?
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>>150383353

>>150376381
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Women are largely masochists. See 50 Shades of Grey.

This is sad news for men who are also masochists as girls who like femdom are rare, and the few who do are insecure landwhales who wear too much makeup. In the end, we only have 2D.
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Someone post the one where she's possessed by her mom and gets thrown into a lake
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>>150383508
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>>150373659
>>150374522
>>150374768
>>150374872

This is based on an Otome game?

Fucking priceless.
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>>150374522
Every fucking time with these threads. This show is pure gold.
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>>150383708
Coincidentally, I just picked this show up today after having it on my mind for a while. Kagari-san is so fucking cute I can't stand it.
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>>150383871
Thank you senpai
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>>150376699
>Dorian Grey
I didn't know women were all into classic literature.
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>>150385426
>pic of a guy in a waking nightmare
>living the dream
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>>150386933
You are supposed to make requests on >>>/wsr/
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>>150375016

The context is exactly what you see. The whole anime is a BDSM rape fantasy.
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>>150386933
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>>150386933
You can get them both through image search, you flaming pile of garbage.
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>>150385426
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Where is the ryona?
Last time there was ryona.
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>>150387156
You think I didn't try that before asking
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>>150385426
thanks doc
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>>150387240
You'd want the Bullying General, friend.
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>>150386933
Brighter than White, Mr. Faggoli.
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>>150387455
Bullying isn't enough. We need some modern day parenting in the thread as well.
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>>150387758
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>>150387784
Nigga, that's just sad. She'll grow up to be the kind of girl you have to treat like the guys ITT do.
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>>150387784
That's abnormal?
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>>150376388
women don't exist
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>>150387799
Just kill her and end her misery
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>>150376388
Chivalrous in public and in normal life
Complete asshole when it's lewd time

Unfortunately I don't feel I'm alone in preferring the idea of sex as a soft lovey affair
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>>150376388
>now
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>no Ogeha
/a/ please.
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>>150389108
Inferno is pissed now.
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>>150387784
When did Google Image Search just stop fucking working? I can't find shit on this
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>>150389792
It finds it for me.
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>>150376388
>now
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>>150389792
Try searching the actual image instead of the thumbnail or using any extensions.
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>>150389877
This worked, but it's a pain in the ass compared to how it used to be. Thanks man.
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>>150387784
>do this for years
>get good at cooking
>have summer job as line cook
>literally the only person in the kitchen that wasn't a felon
Not like my chinese cartoons at all.
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>>150389792
It's using their neural recognition network (like the captcha), which needless to say is garbage for what everyone uses the image search for. No one is looking to have their picture identified as a general object
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>>150390017
/ck/ has lead me to believe that all kitchen staff are unrepentant alcoholics. Any truth to this?
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>>150389977
>it's a girl-power baseball story

I didn't come here for this.
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>>150373659
>>150374522
>>150374768
>>150374872
Is this targeted at masochists?
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>>150390369
Yes, it's targeted at women.
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>>150390369
Women? Yes. Bestsellers, even.
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>>150390369
In many cases, women just like seeing other women suffer.
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>>150390430
>>150390470
>>150390513
But why?
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>>150390574
Girls are really into getting their asses beat for some reason.
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>>150390522
So smooth
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>>150390574
Ask /r9k/
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>>150390634
>tfw the robots were right about everything

It's an uncomfortable feel.
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A classic.
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>>150376471
So now women want men that hate women? This was feminism's goal all along. To get men to hate women.
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>>150377853
>>150376381
Ah there's belt-kun.
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>>150388344
>Unfortunately I don't feel I'm alone in preferring the idea of sex as a soft lovey affair

Men are the only TRUE romantics.
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>>150391137
That's probably why they're better at being girls than girls are.
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>>150391252
This isn't the trap thread, friendo.
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>>150391351
/a/ as a whole is a trap thread.
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>>150376388
>ask women for dating advice
>be nice, kind, considerate, attentive to her needs, funny, witty, a gentleman etc etc

>ask guys who pull pussy all the time for dating advice
>treat her like shit, never call her, always hint at that she is easily replaceable by a girl more willing to fuck, hint at that you're seeing more women besides just her

I are confused.
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>I watch loads of otome anime
>only one of them actually made me feel gay for the male characters, instead of just laughing at it's absurdness of the whole thing
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>>150391481
I'm not a girl, but I think the former applies to women who are looking for a long term relationship, and the latter to those who just want sex.
Or at least that's how my inferior cis straight male brain sees it.
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>>150391542
>only one of them actually made me feel gay for the male characters

Well, out with it. You know, out of morbid curiosity.
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>>150391481
>ask a fish how to catch fish
>"You don't need bait, Anon. Just let your hook be itself :^)"
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>>150391654
Brothers Conflict
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>>150391481
>wanting 3D girls
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>this thread
>no Horimiya
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>>150391993
I read that manga disturbed by how relatable that shit is.
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>>150391993
What a fucking boss. Picked the fuck up.
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>>150391481
From a psychological point of view, one is more driven by the fear of loss than the desire for gain. For the 1st one, you are presented to the woman as if they have something to gain from dating you. For the 2nd one, you are presented to the woman as if they have something to lose from not dating you because they have competition.
Go with the second guy's advice.

>>150391614
First advice doesn't work because you can't have a long term relationship before sleeping with them anyways.
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>>150391993
Wtf happened
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>>150392256
You will be disappointed.
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>>150390574
Have you not heard how people say that women hate other women the most? That joke is old, like how people say that women dress well not so much to attract men, but more to show off to other women.
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>>150392297
She's just a sado- masochists and wants to be abused by the guy. He just goes along with it because he's scared of her.
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>>150392297
Hori told him she got excited when he acted like a total abusive douche so he started forcing himself to do it just to make it happy.
Every single one of those scenes ends with a panel showing of fucking embarassed he feels about it.
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>>150392363
*just to make her happy
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>>150383814
Just to warn you anon the manga is updating very slowly so it ends on a cliffhanger
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>>150392302
Does he just turn into beta-kun, or is he just a minor character?
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>>150392268
>First advice doesn't work because you can't have a long term relationship before sleeping with them anyways.
Not all relationships start with sex, some people only get intimate after dating for some time.
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>>150392451
>Not all relationships start with sex, some people only get intimate after dating for some time.
That's called being a friend, anon.
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>>150392446
He is a nice dude and that's just him pretendy to be an asshole to please his girlfriend, who is the violent one in the couple.
It's still a cute as fuck and pretty comfy manga.
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>>150392446
he's the main character, it's not really "beta". The girl is just wild and unruly.
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>>150391351
Fucking a girl without a dick is pretty fucking homo.
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>>150392526
Sorry but I don't agree with this point of view. Sure, when two people first start going out they're still friends, or even just acquaintances, but that doesn't mean the relationship can't progress from there.
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>>150392665
It's not a real romantic relationship until you have sex. Until then you are just a friend who is easily replaceable because a woman has little to no emotional attachment and a ton of beta orbiters who can fulfill the friend role.
Your relationship with her can still advance. Until you have sex, it's not a romantic relationship nowadays.
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>>150374522
>>150374768
>>150374872

I'm fucking dying.
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>>150373659
>>150374522
>>150374768
>>150374872
Has autism gone too far?
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>>150392851
It's been answered many times.
This is why you faggot are sent to >>>/wsr/
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>>150392268
It's far simpler than that.

Women are attracted to a powerful man.

You can just forget all that complex interplay of motivation, fear, and emotional manipulation. All you have to do is make her feel a difference in your relative power. Whether it's social, being skilled in some art or hobby, bossing other people around, or having them admire you.

What makes that feeling most intense is for them to feel weak, which is why you get shit like OP image.

Most women are pretty normal, so they only go for normal guys, but the pattern is always the same... There's something the man has that they find lacking in themselves and think they'll never equal.

We are a cursed species. Blind cave rats that think they can see.
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>ITT basement dwellers giving dating advice
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personal favorite
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>>150393046
ouch
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>>150392756
Nah you're a cunt.

This is the kind of rule kids invent on the playground, and it resembles the way humans behaved in primitive societies. This is the price we pay for basing our entire culture on puritan values that don't even want to really admit that sexual attraction happens... Kids are basically set loose to figure out sex and relationships for themselves, and they keep those defunct ideas of how things work into adulthood.
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>>150392919
*tips fedora*
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>>150376534
It's a test. They pretend to want sensitive feminine men but it's a trick to filter out guys who aren't alpha enough to ignore everything they say they want and treat them like meat trophies like they actually want.
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>>150393046
Is she okay? When does the foreplay end?
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Just don't play "Pink Triangle" on your first date. That's a good start.
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>>150393182
Like the symbol gays were required to wear in the concentration camps?
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>>150393046
Uziga Waita, right?
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>>150393182
Why'd you have to make me feel that feel again.
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>>150393080
How do things work then?
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>>150392919
>>150392919

That's so far from the truth it's no wonder /a/ is full of betafags. All you need are compatible interests and just enough charisma to convey it.

Like, as long as you're physically capable of talking to a girl that's pretty much all you need. Hopefully your political views and personal beliefs line up, and if they do just ask her out.

Works better IRL than on dating sites though. Dating sites have their own rules to live by, but there are tricks that can be exploited to make yourself appeal better.

Source: Most of my coworkers are betas with attractive wives who enjoy being the dominant person in their relationship. Some girls want strong men, some girls want weak fuckbois. People have personalities.
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>>150393306
Humans are either harem-building or pair-bonding. This serial monogamy thing is unnatural and leaves people unhappy.
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>>150393080
*tips fedora*
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>>150393336
Let me guess, they all got married in their late 30s?
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>>150393449
>>150393086
I think you have me mistaken for an atheist.
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In the same way that people of this board have varying tastes in 2D women, women have varying tastes in men. You're not gonna find a universal answer for what women like. Now shut up and stop asking for dating advice from /a/ for fucks sake.
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>>150393306
Different anon, typically people date multiple partners until they find one they really like and want to stick with. At that point you ask them in whatever way suits you to become monogamous. This is usually the point where sex starts happening and/or living together. After a while of that you either learn to hate each other or get married.

It's possible to get married before sex, especially if you have old school values like just about any Catholic or Mormon (it's more common than you think), but today's society generally doesn't recommend it. There are too many weird fetishes that people need to bring up before marriage.
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>>150393469
But, isn't anime haram, anon?
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>>150393453
What's wrong with that?
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>>150393453
No, actually. A few got married in or immediately after high school. Several in college, and none of my coworkers are past 30 except for one guy, who is ironically the only single one in the group.
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>>150393492
>There are too many weird fetishes that people need to bring up before marriage.

The Internet was a mistake.
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>>150393469
>being in denial of being unironically friendzoned
lmaoing at your life
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>>150374315
>Is this the one where everyone is hilariously mean to that girl?

Yes. The writer is female IIRC, and CLEARLY has a huge mistreatment fetish.
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>>150393483
newfags deserve it for polluting the board.
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>It's like I'm on /v/
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>>150393537
Sounds like bullshit.

>>150393483
There are some men who like pustulant, cellulite and stretch-mark covered blob women. But I assure you they're a tiny minority.
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I remember this thread was once full of headpats, cuddling and good treatment in general. It was the best iteration of this thread.
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>>150391481
Sauce on tits
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>>150393634
Oddly enough, those threads are now on /h/.

>tfw we memed Handholding Degenerates into a standard
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>>150374768

This one is so fucking funny
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>>150393600
You don't have to believe me, but it's true. I lie too often in my normal life, I don't feel a need to do so to anonymous people on the internet.
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>>150393240
Yeah, they flipped it upside-down, and now it's a gay pride symbol. At least, most people flip it upside-down.
>>150393284
I'm so sorry, anon. She's not just trying to show her support, right?
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>>150393492
I often wonder why even tame fetishes are still seen as strange even though our society obsesses over sex.
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>>150393702
so what about you?
got a woman in your life?
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What is with shojoshit and /r9k/ posting
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>>150376471

If the true goal of feminism is to make men hate women, they've been pretty fucking successful.
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>>150393483
>women liking anything besides tall buff rich handsome suave guys
Nice joke
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>>150394046
l'm sure there is a woman out there who would love even a fuccboi like you, anon. l mean, your mother loved you enough not to abort you.
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>>150391950
>wanting 3D girls

I do not. How rude of you.
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>>150394138
Nah, that's not love, it's just to ensure getting inheritance from the family.
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>>150376388
Hasn't that always been the case?
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>>150393537
>Several in college, and none of my coworkers are past 30 except for one guy, who is ironically the only single one in the group.

And I dare say this, he WILL have the last laugh at the end of the day.
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>>150394223
DELET THIS
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>>150393089
>thinking insanity is a test
you're paradoxically correct - the best kind of correct
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>>150391993
I'm on chapter 3 how long till she puts herself as a sadist
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>>150373659
But how do you treat a lady (male)?
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>>150394223
To me it isn't
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>>150393864
I'll probably get another fedora tip for this, but...

Basically, whenever people act on emotion, what they're actually doing is acting on pre-programmed behavior. You don't think about it, you don't build up some mental framework in which it all makes sense. You just do it. That's what emotion is.

Sexual behavior is almost entirely emotion, and while your genes want to make sure you do it as much as possible, it also needs to make sure you do it right.

So you end up with really strong hang-ups and disgust to make sure that you end up raising up a litter of healthy babies, and don't pick up any diseases in the process.

This is why most people are disgusted by homosexuality or sex with old people or kids.

Sex is *very* closely associated with disgust.

But we're complicated animals, and I'm sure it's really hard to keep all those drives and hang-ups straight. Sometimes people get their wires crossed.

>>150394046
Most people who talk about how women hate them are socially stunted more than anything else. Just get out of the house, hang out with a lot of different kinds of people. Be able to stand around talking to someone without having an ulterior motive, or something you're trying to get out of them. Learn how to make friends and take joy in making other people happy. Build up your empathy.

There are probably women out there who would be willing to date, marry, or fuck you. Probably the very first thing you need to change is your attitude.

Barring that, lower your standards.

I'm really not a nihilist or a misogynist. Honest. Most of the stuff I've talked about in this thread is just patterns I see repeated all the time. Most people are really lovely on their own. Especially people who understand themselves can be extremely awesome, lifelong friend or irl waifu material.

I think everyone would be much happier if they understood their own nature. Most people don't even have a clue about themselves.
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>>150391698
Damn that's a good analogy. I'm goona use that one.
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>>150393692
What game is that?
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>>150394356
This, im on chapter 11
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>>150394498
Life With A Slave -Teaching Feeling
Can't remember the Nip for it.
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>>150393535

Getting married in your late 30's means you weren't good enough for anybody until people got desperate.

Marrying late is always a sign of desperation.
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>>150394230
so either psychology exists or it doesn't really affect emotions, it is more of a literary way of describing phylogeny (including environmental exposure)
1) internalized sexualization of women and objectification
2) honest sexuality involves violence
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>>150394467
>Most people who talk about how women hate them are socially stunted more than anything else. Just get out of the house, hang out with a lot of different kinds of people. Be able to stand around talking to someone without having an ulterior motive, or something you're trying to get out of them. Learn how to make friends and take joy in making other people happy. Build up your empathy.
And by this I don't mean just women. Be nice to other guys as well.
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>>150394537
But why does it matter if they're happy?
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>>150394537
marrying at all is a sign of desperation...
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if you're not married by 25, kill yourself.
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>>150394676
>settling
>happy

Come on, Anon.
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>>150394676
they're not happy.
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>>150394575
>honest sexuality involves violence
Not necessarily, but it often does. In our worse past, sometimes the girl who just learned to enjoy getting raped would have an easier time than the one who resisted.

I'm not making a value judgement here. It's just one of those things that's nobody's fault.
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>>150394467
>I think everyone would be much happier if they understood their own nature. Most people don't even have a clue about themselves.

But my own nature is I greatly enjoy my own company. I greatly enjoy doing things on my own. If given the choice to, say, go hiking alone or with Buds/Hot women, I'll take the alone choice 100% of the time. Some of the best things I've built, done, explored etc I've done alone. Does this mean I have brain problems? I dunno.
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>>150394716
How do you know?
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>>150394768
I feel the same way. I like being with other people, but there are some things that I just want to do alone, unless there's someone else who is as passionate as me about it.
Example: I'd rather go to a concert alone than with a friend/girlfriend if they don't like the type of music.
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>>150373659
>>150374522
>>150374768
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>>150393600
Yes. And the women who like obese unhygienic acne ridden fedora men are also very few. Your point?
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>>150394320
Dealing with women is an insanity test
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>>150393980
Things women like and antisocial men on anonymous image boards never mix well. There's too much resentment against the opposite sex built up from loneliness and an inability or lack of experience interacting with them.

C'est la vie. This blog shit really shouldn't be here though.
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>>150394768
That's the most superficial sense of understanding yourself you can have, anon. That's the kind of stuff they'd teach you in eighth grade after you take a personality test. That's like Meyers-Briggs tier (not saying it's bad, just woefully incomplete).

I'm talking the really uncomfortable shit. The shit you don't want to acknowledge. The real reason certain things make you angry and others don't. The reason you avoid doing things that may make you happy.

That aside, being an introvert isn't bad at all. I'm someone who would rather spend all my time writing and making art myself, so I sympathize.

What I wanted to convey there is that, if you unironically think women *only* like rich handsome guys, you haven't been around enough women. They are complicated animals, just like you I'm sure. They have different things that make them tick, different things they like and dislike.

>>150395070
A wishy-washy, self-effacing, "yes, dear," "whatever you want, dear" "I'll say or do anything to get you to stop being mad at me, dear" "I have nothing in my life except you, I bring nothing to the table, dear" man is the equivalent of a morbidly obese woman.

>>150395114
Trust me you're just as insane. Maybe more predictable, but just as insane.
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>>150395161
I'm pretty sure a morbidly obese man is the equivalent of a morbidly obese woman.

Pretty darn sure.
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>>150395152

what show?
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>>150395271
Not really.
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>>150394160
>feel my heartbeat
Prehistoric cliches are best cliches.
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>>150394223
fuck off back to /r9k/ you failed normie
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>>150394160
Am I the only one who would feel more aroused putting my hand on her chest between her breasts, so as to actually feel her heart beat, than on her boobs proper?
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>>150395375
No, because of the fact that she's holding the hand. Guided breast grab is hot
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>>150390369
Its targeted at women, who love being treated like shit. Source; someone who's been in five relationships.
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>>150393694
It's the face in the final panel.
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>>150394223
Get the fuck out, you HIV-ridden whore.
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>>150390604
this, my bull beat up my wife and her daughter the other day and they were screaming in pleasure
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>>150395271
How do you figure that? It's far easier for a less than average, even repulsive, man to get a beautiful woman simply by dint of being reasonably successful (upper 5 figures or 6 figures even in USD).
That same would not reverse for women, not unless she's rich enough to hire full-time staff for her own household at least, like a chef or chauffeur.
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>>150395385
>I'm a Genius- OH NO.jpg
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How the fuck can Fujoshi like this?
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>>150395603
Hot guys
that's good enough.
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>>150395437
Yeah....

Like she takes your hand, and puts it on her chest, and you can feel the motion of her breathing and her heartbeat. Then she smiles, clasps your hand tightly, and falls backwards, pulling you on top of her.
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>>150394683
>marrying at all is a sign of desperation

Nah. Marrying is a sign that you want heirs. Descendants. Continuers of the bloodline. Marriage is always about the kids.

Marrying when you're almost too old to have children is a sign that you want to get it done before you ACTUALLY are too old to have children, and you have lowered your standards to a point where almost anybody with a pulse and a stable job will do.
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>>150395636
I mean, works for both sides of the autistic otaku spectrum. Look at all the femdom fetishists who like absolutely repulsive women who step on them and kick them in the dick. Or the disgusting wastes of life on Hentai Foundry who want to fuck goblin women.
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>>150395305
Look again anon, I believe in you
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>>150395648
I would be too tempted to poke the sternum. I would know.

it makes a nice thud sound.
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>/a/ whining about what we like
>say absolutely nothing about all the Nagatoro or Suzuka-sama's threads

Come the fuck on /a/.
Not in LONDON sorry
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>>150395663
>Marriage is always about the kids
Marriage is about economics.
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>>150395768
Most people get married because it's just the thing you're supposed to do.
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>>150395698
Tits or GTFO you roastie whore
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>>150383708
>>150383814

Loved the manga. Loved the show.

S2 never.
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>>150395800
wich witch?
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>>150395768

There's no economic benefits to marriage, other than mooching off your spouse.
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>>150395916
>There's no economic benefits to marriage
It's worth it alone for just the tax benefits.
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>>150395161
>I'm talking the really uncomfortable shit. The shit you don't want to acknowledge.
Not him, but been there, done that. I've become aware what my own worst character traits are and I accept them because I don't really feel they impact other people's lives in any significant capacity.

>The reason you avoid doing things that may make you happy.
Easy. Because doing so is a gamble and gambling is a chump's game. If you're happy anyway, and doing something *might* potentially make you a different sort of happy, but might also fucking suck and waste time and effort then why not just stick with what you already know makes you happy?
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>>150373659
It's like women are the bizzaro gender

The same happiness a man feels when a girl is kind to him is directly proportional to the happiness a woman feels when a bit is mean to her
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>>150395776
This is also true, but from inception Marriage as an institution of society has been about an economic exchange between families or tribes.

>>150395916
Tax benefits, unification of property in the case of untimely death. In some cultures there's an understood reduction of labor for the family that is being left by the spouse, and they are thus compensated by the family of the groom .
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Guise, guise

I don't think you should take one fetish show as a profound statement about what the whole female gender likes

It's not like one femdom show is a sure sign that every man likes having his balls crushed by a girl
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>>150395768
Marriage is the atom of society and everywhere it's been undermined is no longer functioning correctly.
>let me import a million people that actually do have lifelong marriages with a handful of children
This is literally how western nations are trying to shore up the dam.
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>>150396290

I've been suspicious of the "feminists are literally the cause of the ruin of western civilization" angle /pol/ has, but the sheer amount of people I know who are involuntarily unmarried/not dating/celibate/kissless virgins is a sure sign that SOMETHING is fucking seriously wrong. These are all people who would like to fug, benis in vagina, but somehow can't ever get it done.

They're not even all male either, like I know some solid 7/10 or 8/10 girls who have never even been asked for a date.
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I'm 25 and kissless. Am I part of the group guys?
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>>150396447
There's correlation and causation. Our society is going through a lot of radical changes with the information era, it's not really productive or rational to suggest feminists are responsible for a reduction in ability to get it on. Especially when their actual factual influence is really so fucking low.

It's also definitely not the end of the world if we slow down a bit to be honest. There are a lot of people on Earth, we'll be fine.
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>>150396447
The guy who ran the Stanford prison experiment did a TED talk on this:
Basically the impulses that make men tick are serviced by video games, the Internet and porn far more easily and amply than human female contact. We have a generation of men that have no idea what they're doing when it comes to women, and neither the desire nor means to remedy that situation.

Just fap to your waifu and wait for death basically.
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>>150396447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink
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>>150396844
kewl
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>>150396844
That experiment was hot garbage and doesn't really deserve to be trotted out as though it explains much of anything about people as a whole.
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>>150396844

Sounds like women need to step up their fucking game.
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ITT: /a/ learns what every other man since ancient greece knew

Alphas fuck and betas spend bucks

Jesus, you'd think a board which worships drawings of idealized unicorn women would fully understand the vile biology of real women
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>>150396947
Yeah, there's people poking holes at it https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4102

However, what the guy said in that TED talk does have some basis, albeit ideas that have been proposed by others before him.
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>>150396844
Zimbardo is a cuck. And I don't use that term lightly.

Everyone everywhere wants to blame men for all the problems everyone faces, because despite our equalist rhetoric, we still on an instinctual level think men are responsible for women's happiness.

Both sexes are fucked up. Women are conditioned now to regard normal male behavior, which they'd have found charming or at least not threatening in a previous life as the worst of "problems." And, (sigh) yes, what >>150396447 wrote has more than a little truth to it as well.

But the biggest thing is that the incentives are just not there.
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>>150396447
>"feminists are literally the cause of the ruin of western civilization" angle /pol/ has
You can just say you've never been to /pol/ before, nobody is going to have a problem with that.
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>>150396803
>It's also definitely not the end of the world if we slow down a bit to be honest.

Not end of the world, no, but it leads to a lot of miserable people.

Also quite a few dead people it seems. There's been multiple mass shootings where the culprit's whole motive was literally inability to get laid.

At the very least we need to get those sex robots invented pretty soon-ish.
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>>150397019

Are you implying that's not what /pol/ says?
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>>150397019
Cucks are usually too scared to visit /pol/ out of fear of being redpilled

So they slap together various arguments from other boards and their boogeyman whisperings from reddit and tumblr

In all my years on /pol/ I've never seen a SJW win an argument
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>>150397048
It's called a hand.
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>>150396716
Well I'm not kissless, but I'll be a 25 year old virgin in about a month. Just five more years and I'll finally be able to cast Homing Crystal Soulmass.
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>>150397106
After two years of occasional for a laugh visits to /pol/ I've never seen a serious argument. it's 100% shitposting.
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Can you faggots stop double-spacing like you're writing a paper for your professor ?
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>>150383241
No, this is.
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>>150397126

Not a replacement for the sense of validation you get from fucking a human, even though a good wank is more pleasurable than a bad fuck.

The thing is, the human brain is built to fuck and think about fucking, unconsciously and consciously. Pretty much like every other animal. And if you're not fucking, for long periods of time, years, decades even, your brain punishes you with unhappiness hormones in an attempt to get you to put more effort towards fucking. This was all well and good in the caveman days, but clashes pretty damn hard with out modern society. We have built ourselves a culture that makes us unhappy.
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>>150397048
Yeah, I could really use one of those right about now. I really hope I'll still have a healthy sex drive by the time they're on the market.
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>>150376388
It's not merely a romantic fantasy, it has to do with complete feeling of helplessness and professional victimhood. They love the sympathy they get when they are the girl in this situation. Also, to them, the turning point where the guy is 'fixed' and becomes the complete opposite is delicious to them. Basically, the enjoy the emotional high that comes from heartbreak and humiliation. They love crying and being victims and feeling sorry for themselves, but only in controlled environments where they can bailout whenever they want, this is why the watch these shit shows, but can't handle this IRL. This is why so many women exploit being sick, bullied and literally any insult and will blow everything out of proportion to get the maximum amount of sympathy and victim points.
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>>150395161
I'm not insane.
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>>150397048
There's an expectation for things to just happen imparted by media. Elliot Rodger is the quintessential example, and I don't actually think he put the fucking effort into finding a girlfriend before deciding all women were simultaneously sluts but prudish bitches that denied him sex as part of a wild conspiracy to make him miserable.

I don't have the image on hand but basically it's the same principle as that when you see a piece of art, it's merely the tip of an iceberg. Below the surface is countless hours of practice, hundreds of failed and successful attempts in other works. The same is true of relationships. Rodgers sees a couple walking down the street and assumes they just happened to get together. He doesn't see or care about the fights they might have, the months they took to get to know one another. He believed it should be immediate, was reinforced in that belief by pick-up artists and movies where the guy gets the girl without even trying, and unsurprisingly that entitlement rendered him incapable of the kind of patience and understanding that is required to form a lasting meaningful relationship to start with.
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>>150396995
Yes, that's one of the two ways "healthy" human sexuality can work. The other is pair-bonding.

When people only ever have sex with a very few people (I'm talking no more than three, ideally just one) during their lives, they psychologically bond in a way very different from the average western marriage. And they report MUCH higher levels of happiness.

At least, that's how it seems to work-- you kind of need to live in a society where people's impulses are repressed in order for that to work large scale. Anecdotal evidence has convinced me that some people are more tuned for monogamy than others.

It's entirely possible that's all just bullshit though, feel free to poke holes in it if you want.

>>150397104
/pol/ says everything. They had a lot of Bernie supporters, they even had Hillary generals during the election that stayed up 24/7.

>>150397148
You shoulda leveled faith.
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>>150376388
Chivalry is devotion to God and nation, and some shit about not shitting on the peasants and weak because you're a rich dude with a horse and weapons. It has nothing to do with women outside of fiction.
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>>150397246
You're getting sexual fantasies conflated with social conditioning.
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>>150396803
>it's not really productive or rational to suggest feminists are responsible for a reduction in ability to get it on. Especially when their actual factual influence is really so fucking low.

How is their influence low when they have gotten every single thing they ever asked for? It seems like western human society after 60's or so has been entirely driven by two forces: feminists and bankers. Everybody else's role is just to suffer in the world they created.
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>>150397246
>men enjoy degenerative mind break in women
>women like progenerative mind break in men
Neat.

So the secret to wooing women is to be a bad boy, but one that they can conceivably "change", or break in; like we're a fucking horse or some shit.
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>>150397228
Wouldn't it stand to reason that without any sexual experience to go off of that one could be far less miserable as a virgin than someone who had an active sex life at one point? Generally speaking it seems like people who've had sex and have gone a long time without it have a rougher go of it than someone with no way of comparing the sensation of sexual relations to the lack thereof.
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>>150394230
A woman's mentality is different when when she is getting fucked and when she is not fucked. When they are getting fucked they are mostly submissive because "it feels good" but when they are just doing everyday things they just want to be treated like everyone else. Why do people not understand that people act differently when they are aroused and are thinking with their dick or their pussy?
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>>150397376
You're thinking too logically. In the human mind, things just happen. Emotions are your evolutionary programs. Don't forget that.
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>>150397283
Me neither. It's nice to have things in common.
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>>150397355
>Gotten every single thing they asked for

I feel like you're letting a sense of victimhood cloud your ability to consider this rationally. Yes, feminism has made gains in several fields, but if they got everything they wanted do you not see how this country would be radically different from what it is? For starters America would probably have compensated maternity leave.
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>>150397408
Female sexuality extends far deeper into their everyday life than it does for men. When she's in the throes of passion, she needs to have a track record with the guy-- is his dominance really consistent with her previous experiences with him? Is he worth submitting to?

Girls who are self aware though can overcome this block. They are so much better to deal with.
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>>150397455
>>150397283
Nah, bros. Sorry to break it to you. If you're breathing, you're insane. I'm insane too, but at least I'm aware of it.
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>>150397300
>There's an expectation for things to just happen imparted by media.

There's that, and there's also an enormous lack of clarity on HOW to get things to happen. Only instructions on how to get a date online are of the predatory sort, PUA stuff, or utterly useless platitudes such as "just be yourself <3" (a sentence that translates to "just hope that everything magically works out"). How are you supposed to meet girls? Boys? What are the rules of this game when you actually want a permanent relationship and not just a lay?
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>>150397408
Because she is getting offended at the truth. She wants men to not objectify women and she takes pleasure in being objectified.
You can't have both, something's gotta give.
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>>150397516
Jokes on you im a fish.
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>>150390088
Yes. Most smoke weed and cigarettes too obviously, and do other drugs less frequently.

it's because kitchen work sucks
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>>150397414
Well yes, but emotions can unnecessarily complicate things when not serving to provide a necessary sense of morality or altruism for your fellow man, after all we only got to where we are by working together for a common goal. Essentially, why let an evolutionary program dictate anything when it shouldn't? "Things just happening" is no excuse for failing to prioritize logic above almost everything else in my opinion.
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>>150397570

They don't smoke as much as nurses though.

Every nurse I've ever met smokes like a fucking chimney.
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>>150387611
sound logic
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>>150397489
Accepting we're talking in general terms rather than as a universal principle some of this is true. Female sexuality is in a sense deeper than male. Context is more important than a momentary sense of physical attraction.

Practically speaking I don't think there's much basis to suggest that really extends out into life at large. Most women can and do separate what is their sex life from everything else, even with their significant other. An actual BDSM style submissive can still appreciate unaggressive romantic gestures without having them cloud her ability to later recognize their partner as dominant.


>>150397544
Honestly I'd say that the PUA stuff is pretty predatory in and of itself, and as useless as it is the "Just be yourself" thing is very true, but it's not what people seem to take from it so often.

It's not "Be yourself! This girl will SURELY like you because of that."
It's "Be yourself! Because if you pretend to be someone else for the rest of your life to maintain a relationship you're going to be fucking miserable. Be yourself, find someone who likes you."
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>>150397516
You don't know me, fucker.
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There was a time where this kind of thread wouldn't exist.

You guys know there's a board for this stuff right?
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Why is this 3DPD /pol/ tier discussion allowed? Why would anyone on /a/ even give a shit? Just fuck off. Who cares if people aren't contributing to societies genepool in the exact proper way, we're all going to die anyway so it doesn't matter and we might as well just go our own ways and do as we please. I certainly don't want to put any more kids into a system of what is for all intents and purposes slavery. The truth is, pretty soon archaic notions of reproduction will be made obsolete with things like effective immortality, DNA manipulation, and all sorts of other shit. So even you are a utilitarian collectivist, that kind of society isn't worth it to invest in at all now. Breeding is going to be made a waste of time and energy, and society will cease to be useful to people. Humanity will spread out in all kinds of ridiculous new directions and the idea humanity being a cohesive, regulated group that has any similarity outside the vital parts of the brain will no longer exist. This kind of societies days are numbered, the people alive right now will be the first generation to not die. Because by the time we are all old, life extending technology will have begun to advance faster than it ages. People who0 are predicted to live to 100 will be able to live to 120 by the next decade, and the decade after that they will be expected to live to 140. And so on and so forth.

But even if none of that was going to happen, the whole idea that people are owed sex by society, and that people owe society work and children, is collectivist cancer. I'm currently not interested in having a relationship, and even if I did it wouldn't be for any purpose other than that I liked the person I was with. Society, and contributing to the genepool, are irrelevant to me.
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>>150397615
Because you can't logic yourself happy. Or, well, you can, but it's an incredibly difficult and delicate thing. Most "logical" people think they can just will their emotions to be what they want them to, but it doesn't work that way.
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>>150392398
no no, you were right with "it"
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>>150397678
wat board
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>>150397685
>Why is this 3DPD /pol/ tier discussion allowed?
>he don't know about the new rules
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>>150397546
She takes pleasure at being objectified because she is not thinking with her brain, her emotions are overcomed with lust and arousal. That's like saying that a man that likes a dominatrix to yell and curse at him while she is riding him in his room would enjoy it if his boss starts yelling and cursing at him at work. But if you can't understand this basic concept then there is no point in going further.
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>>150397642
>It's not "Be yourself! This girl will SURELY like you because of that."
>It's "Be yourself! Because if you pretend to be someone else for the rest of your life to maintain a relationship you're going to be fucking miserable. Be yourself, find someone who likes you."

Neither of those is useful towards the actual goal of meeting girls/boys. That's the hard part. "How to act" is way easier than "how to actually get in the same space with a person of the opposite sex so that the dating stuff is explicitly on the table, both parties are aware of it, and nobody calls the cops on nobody or turns the situation into some kind of a socmed harassment campaign".
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>>150394467
>Be able to stand around talking to someone without having an ulterior motive, or something you're trying to get out of them.
Talking to friends because you want to enjoy and have fun talking count as a motives, doesn't it?
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>>150397745
>inb4 /d/
thats not how this works other anon
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>>150397802
Then she can't fucking complaing.
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>>150397838
>Talking to friends because you want to enjoy and have fun talking count as a motives, doesn't it?
Well, not in that context. I mean as in, you can't wait to get out of there because actually socializing is terrible for you.
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>>150374522
>literally sleeping on the wooden floor with a single pillow and blanket over you
why does japan do this
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>>150397745
/r9k/
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>>150397702
I don't know, I'm a virgin NEET who does not have and has never had friends, but I'm pretty content. I may not be exactly seething with joy, but I'm nowhere near as sad and upset as those people on /r9k/. Any frustration I have is really because I feel trapped by society. If I could choose my ideal life, it would be living in a cabin alone next to a nice waterfall, where I could just read and fish and have a nice quiet life. But as for being alone, I honestly prefer that. It can't be that hard for other people to be happy like this if they just put a little effort into not thinking about certain things. I'd say most of /r9k/s discontent is caused by their own circlejerking. It was a bit hard at first, but after a few weeks I completely stopped caring about the stuff that used to make me upset. I realized most of it was me deluding myself into thinking that was what upset me.

That's a bit long, but I guess my point is I don't get the "being lonely sucks" meme. I've been alone most of my life and I'm okay with it. Sure I'd rather have my perfect waifu with me, but real people aren't like that. In this reality, this is the happiest I could possibly get.
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>>150397376
I had some money, time and the idea in my head, so I lost it with hookers this year.

I honestly can't tell if I'm more or less miserable now. I mean, the experience helps a lot with fapping. But every time I always had a feeling of "this wasn't 'right'". Thing is I don't know what this "right" is supposed to be.
A couple of friends that also used hookers in the past and have/had girlfriends said that the "feeling" of doing it is really different.

But as I know I'll just die alone I feel that I'm still a virgin. Hell, you know those faggots that are all like
>I can tell a virgin when I see one!
They still "smell the virginity" on me. I'm still all weird over relationships and shit, so I think that in my brain, those things I did were pretty much just masturbation.
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>>150397833
Isn't that what shit like Tinder is for? If someone "swipe right" for you it means they at the very least want to meet for romantic stuff right?
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>>150397870
Are you 12 or something how do you not understand this? Just go back to /pol/ then.
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>>150397940
>In this reality, this is the happiest I could possibly get.
I almost don't want to tell you that without more experience you can't say that for sure.

It's absolutely overwhelming the number of things I've missed out on that other people take as routine.
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>>150397642
>It's "Be yourself! Because if you pretend to be someone else for the rest of your life to maintain a relationship you're going to be fucking miserable. Be yourself, find someone who likes you."

Kinda hard to find someone to accept my lolis.
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>>150398005
Hahahaha, you would be extremely surprised.
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>>150398005
There are women on the internet right now who write erotic fan fiction about young fictional characters.
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>>150397702
Sometimes I really feel like I can, but for all I know that could be something else, I dunno I'm still trying to figure out how it works so I can utilize it at will. It sounds laughable but I really think I'm onto something here, and I'm not even using delusion or escapism as a crutch at all. Once the procedure begins to take shape I can theoretically abandon any notion of loneliness or misery indefinitely, without sacrificing the emotions modern society has made necessary for living properly.
Of course that's all assuming an extreme example of tragedy doesn't barrel over me at some point in which case it may be unavoidable, but life is composed of variables.
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Blog time: I realized how fucked I was when I was playing Persona 3, one of the dating scenes came up, I was pondering on a multiple choice conversation's options, and my sister came up behind me and said "just pick the way people normally talk to girls"

and I panicked silently, because I had NO IDEA what that meant.

I'm over 30, and I literally do not know "how you talk to girls". Nobody definitely ever told me that. Are normies born with that information or something?
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>>150397642
Actually you'll be miserable for the rest of your life no matter how you get your woman because you'll be stuck with a woman.
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>>150398037
This, and women are a LOT more permissive of sexual deviance than you've been lead to believe, obviously.
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>>150397994
I understand but you can't have 2 opposing things without being a hypocrite.
If she likes to be objectified she can't complain when people objectify, it's that simple.
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>>150397940
Eh, different people have different ways of achieving "peace of mind". Not happiness, because that's impossible. There may be someone that his or her peace of mind is be surrounded by friends and family. Someone may only want a few close people. Someone may want to just be left alone.
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>Browsing between 4-6 AM
>/a/ is shittier than usual

So this is the power of non-euro hours
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>>150397544
>How are you supposed to meet girls?
Go outside. If that's really too difficult for you basement dwellers, then use a dating service or tinder.
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>>150398005
Dude

You're not trying hard enough

3DPD grosses me out now and I still openly indulged my weird ass fetishes with petite women
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>>150398005
It's kind of hard to find people who accept you regardless what weird habits you have. I had so many girls betray me, it's ridiculous. Guys hate me as well or generally indifferent and will ignore me often. My family hates me and talks shit about me all the time. At least you pinpointed the problem. In my case, I don't know what the heck is wrong with me.
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>>150398017
>>150398037
>>150398089
Before I can find someone to accept me, I need to accept myself.

Not in a philosophical mumbojumbo. As in, I fucking hate myself. If I have 0 self-love I feel I can't really love someone else.
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>>150398053
I have identified the problem with the relationships in your life and the answer may surprise you.
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>>150397745
/r9k/
/b/
/soc/
THREE boards that will gladly indulge in this normalfag talk
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>>150398056
Women are up for ANYTHING when they're genuinely horny

Especially the ones who insist they'd never do X
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>>150398135
Not really true. Depressed and self hating people still deserve to be loved.

Part of self acceptance and love is to do things for yourself.
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>>150398115
Pretty much everyone is fucking miserable. The thing is, some manage to hide their miserable sides so damn good that they fool themselves.

Take solace that you're not alone and pretty much everyone is fucked up.
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>>150398050
No, some people are socially awkward like that. Maybe you feel failure and rejection. I consider myself a normie for the most part, but I'm still awkward as fuck and everybody arounds seems to avoid me for some reason. Even the shitty 4th year students despite me being friendly and trying to start conversation with strangers all the time.
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>>150397544
Have you ever been psychologically evaluated? I mean, usually if they get even a whiff of suspicion they're going to diagnose you with something, so it may or may not be useful, but if you're struggling this hard you may want to do it.

It may just be social inexperience, or you might be face-blind or something. Like, you actually might miss cues that most people pick up on automatically.

Or it may be anxiety, and the idea of just talking to people is completely frightening for you and you don't want to go in without a plan (I sympathize with this one if I'm being honest).

I'd recommend you at least get something of an objective opinion.

Don't let them put you on any drugs that fuck you up, though. You have the right to refuse treatment.
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>>150398057
You must have the mentality of a child then because your mentality is so black and white there really is no point in debating.
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>>150398082
>Go outside

Thanks for yet another utterly useless platitude I've heard a million times. That doesn't work and isn't helpful. You can't fucking TALK to a random woman you see on a walk, or in a shop, or in a library, or basically fucking anywhere. You'll look like a dangerous lunatic if you start conversation with people you don't know without proper accepted pretext.
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What the fuck happened to this thread? I just wanted to talk about dumb otome shit.
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>>150398000
Well, I'm happy as I am and I'm fine with that. I know for a fact that spending time around other people, and trying to make friends, just frustrates me. It feels like a boring game, and I know that sounds edgy. But that's who I am. And I know what would make me the happiest. I've always known. Ideally I would have powers and my waifu and live completely isolated form humanity in a foreign star system, but that is probably not going to happen. If there's ever even the slightest chance, you can be sure I'll jump for it, but other than that, there isn't anything that could make me really happy. I know myself. I don't expect this to apply to most people, but I'm certain there are many social outcasts whom, given the time to consider it, would realize they enjoy being alone more than they would a "normal" life. There's nothing wrong with this. It certainly isn't my ideal life, but it's not that bad either. I can live with it, while I can honestly say I cannot stand other people. I know I sound like an edgy dick, but I'm just being honest.
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>>150398204
Says the guy who says women become unable to control themselves when they get horny.
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>>150398135
Faggot advice

Cucks and feminists feed betas this shit so they won't compete

You don't need to "love" yourself or anyone for that matter

It's all a series of chemical signals in your brain

A dose of X and you're happy again, a dose of Y and you're sad again

Love is real, like how pain is "real"
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>>150398213
>That doesn't work and isn't helpful. You can't fucking TALK to a random woman you see on a walk, or in a shop, or in a library, or basically fucking anywhere.
But I've done it before and it's worked out.

It sounds like the problem is you, not other people.
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>>150398213
>You'll look like a dangerous lunatic if you start conversation with people you don't know without proper accepted pretext.
Embrace the uneasiness. No matter what happens, everything will be alright.

As long as you're not completely unbalanced, people have a way of finding a place.
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>>150398224
>Po' lil nip girl
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>>150398057
>If she likes to be objectified she can't complain when people objectify, it's that simple.

No, she can. She likes to be objectified in a context in which she has given explicit permission to be objectified, by a person she values in a context in which she is doing so at her pleasure.

The people on the street don't know her. They don't' have her consent. They are not doing so in a context in which she feels appreciated or comfortable with their words, they're doing it in public, without her permission. I fence as a hobby, that doesn't mean anyone on the street can throw a foil into my hand and expect me to respond to allez. I like being spanked, that doesn't mean anyone can smack me on the ass in broad daylight. It's different. Therefore her different reaction is justified.
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>>150398173
That's the thing m8. I have NO motivation to do things by myself.
I have a nice job, my superiors all talk at how hard I work and how good are my results.
When I'm doing stuff for SOMEONE ELSE I give it my all.

But when I do shit for "myself? I flunked a truckload of classes in college. I almost DOUBLED the time I should have finished it because I just couldn't finish my project.
Every time I sat down to work on it, I had a literal mental block. I couldn't write. I couldn't plan. I couldn't do anything.

I've always been this way. Starting things only to give up.
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>caring about 3D girls
What the fuck /a/
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>>150398318
But they aren't doing it to her specifically.
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>>150398255
I did, actually. He prescribed me some drugs. They did absolutely nothing. I stopped going after some sessions because, as always, when it's something for MY benefit I always lose motivation.
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>>150398213
Don't approach strange women

It sends their slut defenses into overdrive

Just frown a lot, look bored, and act like you own the place, girls will approach

I notice autistic guys are good at running "brooding edgy bad boy" game
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>>150398351
Shhh, you'll summon the "all of us are really just normalfags who were meming, it's impossible not to like 3D girls, you skinnyfat beta".
But really, this place is now overrun with normalfags and you'll never escape
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>>150398364
The one in the third panel definitely is, and the crux of the issue is the context in which she appreciates the term versus the context where she doesn't. Your reactions to the same action differ based on where, why, and how things are happening.
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>>150398360
Who even thought this would be a good idea? She deserved everything she got. She's mentally retarded. I couldn't even find it funny after a while.
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>>150398400
In the third panel it makes sense but not in the others.
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>>150398199
>It may just be social inexperience, or you might be face-blind or something. Like, you actually might miss cues that most people pick up on automatically.

Missing cues is probably a part of it. One of my female colleagues had me fetch something from her apartment and she opened the door in a sports bra and yoga pants, and I had legit no idea if I was supposed to read something into that or not. I'm sure some Chad Thundercock would have instantly detected her intent from whatever miniscule detail of the lip or an unnoticeable trace of pussy aroma in the air, and judged correctly whether she was inviting a come-on or just about to go for a jog after I leave, but I had no way to make that call, and faced with uncertainty, picked the safe option and left. I still don't know which it was, and I know somebody else would have been able to tell at a glance. Can't be helped.
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>>150398381
Antidepressants take at least two weeks to take effect. You need to be under hospitalisation or at least medical observation for the duration of the initial treatment. Losing motivation is also consistent with the depression diagnosis. It may not be major depression, but still. Don't blame yourself for everything.
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>>150397963
Well it's no secret or surprise that any and all change that comes with losing your virginity is purely mental, it's not like female pussy juices soak into your dick and send magical alpha male signals directly to your brain transforming you into a suave macho man. For most guys working to achieve that once lofty goal is a step into a world unexplored, that previously they could never have imagined but has now become a state of being along with all of the emotions, confidence and understandings that come with it. For many men it's necessary in order to feel like a true adult, so much so that many are ironically willing to grovel and surrender all pride to a woman in order to maintain that sense of validation.
That all said it's no wonder you still feel like a virgin, because mentally you are one. You're every bit as satisfied as if you'd beaten a video game using cheat codes, and your mind refuses to reward you for something you know you haven't "rightfully" earned. On the bright side, it also means you aren't going to suffer any more than you already do since your psyche doesn't register your red light shenanigans as legitimate sexual experience, so you don't have to worry about it getting any worse than it already would have regardless. That's something, at least.
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>>150398213
Join a club or an event or something. Surely there are things going on around you that you've been avoiding from you basement.
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>>150397629
medicine's stressful work when you don't have a doctor's salary to compensate
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>>150398409
Why?
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>>150394505
>>150394356

It's a fair way along. After they fug
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>>150398409
Nigga how the fuck are these even real?
Better question: What should be the appropriate reaction to these scenes because I'm not seeing an option rather than to laugh out loud
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I wonder if women think our fantasies are hilarious too

>BWAHAHA! "I love you. You're precious to me and I'll do anything to make you happy"
>Who writes this crap? lol
>Look, she baked him fucking cookies! Ha
>Oh c'mon seriously? Nursing him back to health after he rescued her? My eyes can't roll hard enough
>kek, now she's cheering him on to succeed
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>>150398607
Is this your fantasy? Or the general male fantasy?
I don't have fantasies, because I lost my soulmate three times. I give up now.
>broken forever.
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>>150398483
I honestly can't remember for how long I took them but I sincerely can't remember any effects. May look into it later, thanks.
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>>150398607
>>150398665
Wait, Got what you meant. Fuck! I'm pretty sure they vomit at thought unless they are 12 year olds.
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>>150398665
>because I lost my soulmate three times
she died 3 times?
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>>150398224
Then posts more dump otomeshit.
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>>150398494
Oh well you may be right. I also think I'll stop going. Shit's expensive and only serves a fap fuel for some situations. I may end up alone, but I liked your view on things, thanks anon.
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>>150398665
Men typically like being treated with kindness by their lovers

Tenderness is feminine
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>>150398688
That's pretty hax
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>>150398688
>not dating zombies
I shiggy diggy brains
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>>150398687

And that is why men and women will never be truly happy together and will, at best, tolerate each other through gritted teeth.
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>>150398603
It's tragic that this plane never saw government love
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>>150398688
No, it was three different girls who were very similar to each other in every way. We were just friends too. Turns out I meant nothing to them.
>One got married without telling me and cut all contact suddenly.
>One suddenly blocked me and after 2 years I met her by chance and was ignored.
>One left the country without even saying goodbye and still didn't contact me.
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>>150398607
Yes. Wanting a surrogate mother is cringy as fuck.
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>>150398668
be careful, antidepressants can cause sexual dysfunction for the rest of your life
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>>150398776
maybe you put more effort in identifying this type of bitch and stay away from them
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>>150398776
sounds like a bit one sided to me mthundercock8
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>>150398813
That honestly explains a lot.
Still, I don't think I'll "get some" ever again in my life.
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>>150398802

Are you for real?
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>>150398802
Are you female? Is that really the female visceral reaction to seeing that kind of thing?

If there's ever a guy you want to stick around treat him exactly like that.
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>>150398813
That is true, however that can be treated and managed by other drugs. I'm not a psychiatrist, but I have general training in the field. Cognitive behavioural therapy is another non-drug option that is very effective in this case. There are other non-medical options as well. And not all anti-depressant are created equal either. ED is mostly associated with SSRIs. Please refer to your doctor for more information.
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>>150398607
This sounds like every shoujo manga ever.
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I-I thought this was an anime board. Why are these anonymous formless beings talking about some weird other dimension?
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Some of the posts on this thread make me ashamed to post along you people. Autism is supposed to be a meme here, but I don't think that's the case.
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>>150398972
>why am i so much better than everybody else?
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>>150398802
...u wot m8?

The problem is contingent on not only the way in which man craves to be loved, but likewise the way in which woman is capable of loving. Man desires a sacrificial love, sacrifice implies loyalty and connection. What men want from love, and what woman’s love amounts to is fundamentally irreconcilable.

In matters of love (and not simply lust,) man is a optimistic egalitarian. He loves as he wishes to be loved. In matters of love, when man is young and oblivious to the ways of women, he is a true adherent to the golden rule. The folly of man’s nature lies in the belief that the loyalty quintessential to woman’s maternal instinct will be available within a romantic context. He believes, rather foolishly, that as his mother loved him, the idealised girlfriend could. He sees how women love their children, and upon making such an observation concludes that women are capable of great love. This is true, they are. But this is a love reserved for child, not man, and realistically it is a love that few men can ever hope to possess. As such, man has an idealisation of woman’s love, not a realisation.

Man desires that which is unattainable to him, unbeknownst that the love he desires is maternal in nature and can never be felt for him by a woman. Nature plays a cruel trick on the psychology of man. It gives him a very pure, high quality love in his childhood. It gives him a template for woman’s love that he comes to expect as standard of all women. He is taught by his mother’s love that unconditional loyalty, noble character, gentleness, sacrifice and trust are intrinsic of the feminine essence. And so as he grows from a boy into a man he comes to the rather logical conclusion that if he is “a good man,” he can expect to be loved by his lover in much the same way. His mother, well-meant but quite incorrectly likewise affirms this notion to him. This is a wicked lie, but a man whose heart is yet to be broken does not realise this.
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>>150398871
Don't worry. In most cases it is treatable.
>getting outside for a walk and exercise can actually help with mood problems.
>vitamin supplementation like vitamin D can improve your mood. NOTE: only take active form D3 and at least 1000 IU per day. Maximum effect takes one month.
Note: Don't simply follow internet advice and ask a medical professional.
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>>150398972
You're on 4chan. If you aren't an edgy preteen that only uses /b/ then you are almost guaranteed to be on the spectrum.
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>>150376388
>now
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>>150399019
Not him, but seeing everyone here revel in a neverending black hole of self-pity and hatred towards women and 'normalfags' in general is one part depressing and one part hilarious.
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>>150398258
I can honestly say that being alone is how I achieved my piece of mind, sure I have dreams and aspirations but if I could throw all of that away to be alone forever,I would.
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>>150398607
Its sad because this is exactly the kind of relationship I think I could enjoy.
Just someone I can spend time with, going to see movies or going shopping, baking gifts and brushing each other's hair.

Sometimes I feel like I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
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>>150398883
>>150398921
Women can't comprehend it

In a perfect world for men, all women would love LIKE mothers

In a perfect world for women, all men would love LIKE brutal slave masters

Relationships are a struggle of instincts

It's completely unnatural

Men should stick to anime

Women should stick to romance novels
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>>150398836
That's what I intend to do from now on. I fear I have lost all hope in finding someone. This is the type that attracts me and I can't love anyone without certain attributes they had.
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>>150399085
where do you think you are?
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>>150399142
i'm not even talking about romance
good friends don't do that shit
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>>150399150
Not /r9k/, that's for sure.
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>>150399085
If you think this is bad, head over to /r9k/ or /pol/
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>>150399130
why? because feminism and western society completely brainwashed you into thinking this is wrong? There is nothing with wanting women who behave like women.
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>>150399085
Just another thinly veiled r9k thread, everyone knows that's where the majority of /a/ comes from or goes because they can't blog here. Explains how the faggots forget they're crossboarding and we get that occasional frog poster who forgot what board he's currently in.
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>>150398017
>>150398037
>>150398089
I seriously have no idea how there's people who manage to have female friends and girlfriends who accept and share their fucked up fetishes and shit. The worst part is that I see them here and there, online obviously, but still, how do you just approach a total random stranger Oh hey we like the same fucked up shit let's be buds and that's it. Whenever I've tried it it just goes poof after the first day conversation and neither side shows interest again and stuff like that.

Relationships are hard.
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>>150399130
All men would love to treat women wonderfully and be loved back in turn

But it doesn't work

You have to turn off all your civilized feelings and behave like a caveman

It's mentally exhausting, especially if you have a high IQ
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>>150398710
Well I'm the exact opposite as you it seems, a twenty five year old virgin no one would ever suspect of having no sexual experience unless I told them. I think my change came about when I forced myself to realize that my depression over lack of affection was extremely childish and hypocritical when ultimately everything in my life had progressed as naturally as it could have based on the choices I made. Ultimately I never put myself out there or really tried to find happiness, otherwise I'd at least have a normal life as far as sex and relationships go. So I found happiness in myself and as far as I can tell I live with no more misery or pain than anyone else I know with relationships and sexual partners. In the end all I really want to do is watch anime and play video games, and a relationship will only interfere with that. Plus I've jerked off to so much hentai that I've pretty much completely lost my taste in 3D women, it no longer feels like I'm settling for less by masturbating and I have my virginity to thank for that, if I knew what sex was like I'd probably never be able to feel the way I do now.
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>>150399171
That's why I'm so broken. I felt really cheated I had known the first one for at least 20 years. The second for 4 and the third one for 6 years. They made me feel like shit.
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>>150399211
>>150399185
Except that this kind of shit predates /r9k/. What, you think that just because there's been more normalfags on this site means all the old social rejects to site was notorious for have magically disappeared?
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>>150399132
>Men should stick to anime
>Women should stick to romance novels
If only it were so simple. Women always try to ruin everything men enjoy.
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>>150399276
>curiosity.
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>>150398607
>hilarious
No, just unrealistic and stupidly cringe, like this thread.
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>>150399267
I don't remember many threads focused on attacking women before /r9k/. There would be an occasional laugh at them every so often, but this level of vitriol against them is something that never came about until /r9k/.
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>>150399258
i completely understand that feeling
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>>150399267
It doesn't matter if it predates /r9k/, it just doesn't belong here.

Why people insist on blogging self-pity stories here is beyond me.
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>>150399267
That's not all. The number of social rejects is increasing. And talk on this sort of subject is becoming increasingly common in American society as a whole.
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>>150399238
Don't bother lad

I hated having to lower myself just to fuck lots of women

The elaborate mating rituals are annoying

Some guys are into the whole "conquest" thing, but not me

I'm #waifuandproud now
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>>150398590
I was honestly surprised it happened that early. I would have prefered that to have happened later on.
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>>150397106
I've never seen any coherence there either. /pol/ COULD be more than just a meme powerhouse but unfortunately there's too much disinfo and psyops shit from all over all at once to really have any semblance of, well, anything
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>>150399267
That's why they got their containment board so they wouldn't have any individuality here and derail threads and stuff related to anime and manga with autism.
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>>150399267
The people talking about 3D in /a/ are the real normalfags.
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>>150373659
>>150374522
>>150374768
Classy and dark, nice.
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>>150399342
>. /pol/ COULD be more than just a meme powerhouse
That's all they need to be.

If they helped get Trump into the White House they can do anything else they decide to meme into reality.
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>>150399313
>a woman loving you selflessly and treating you nicely is unrealistic

Says a lot about women, really.
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>>150399130
Lesbians aren't like the Flip Flappers. Lesbian relationships are full of drama. They have very high rates of domestic violence. And they don't really have much sex. Google "lesbian bed death."

When I become god I will remake the world into a yuritopia-- everyone will be a pure, kind and sweet yuri school girl, reproducing without penises or pointless drama.
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>>150399313
Number one

It's called fantasy

Number two

You think someone saying they love someone else, cooking for them, and caring for them is unrealistic?

What a sad life you've lived
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>>150399345
Not really. Current /r9k/ is VERY different from the sort of ronery threads /a/ (and old /jp/) used to have.
Over simplified but basically as such:
>/a/: given up on 3D, accepts that 2Dis all that's left
>/r9k/: 3D a shit but I can't escape it and still yearn for that one tiny moment
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>>150399248
>It's mentally exhausting
This is why I haven't had a serious relationship in five years. Putting on the persona longer than it takes to fuck a craigslist slut is an exercise in willpower I don't have.
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>>150399322

What attack? What vitriol? All I see in this thread is people saying, in very objective and obviously true ways, what the situation between the sexes is right now and lamenting that it is like that.
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>>150399401
Women cannot comprehend anything which wouldn't immediately benefit themselves
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>>150399413
I'm going to keep my penis actually, I never used it on anyone but I have too many fond memories to let it go.
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>>150399327
Tell me that again after you get rid of those Madoka tripfags who treat /a/ like /soc/.
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>>150399327
>Why people insist on blogging self-pity stories here

In the futile hope that somebody could give them advice that would actually help in some way?
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>>150388391
Yeah, but that was fucking Marquis de Sade.
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>>150399504
Glad I'm not the only one who despises those faggots. I haven't been in a Madoka thread in years just because of them and their tireless, unabashed circlejerking.
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>>150399506
Wrong board
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>>150399322
>this level of vitriol
u w8 m8

shit was even edgier back then. Confirmed for never actually having been here before /r9k/. Remember, this was when /b/ still have quite a large overlap with anime.
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>>150399574
Is this your first meta thread? The madoka tripfags are like one of the biggest complains all the time, along with Jojo and monmusu generals.
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The board looks blue, I thought /r9k/ was a red board
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>>150390574
There are broken people in this world, anon.

But just like some women are into belitting, inferiority-complexes, rape fantasies, 50 shades of grey shit, etc. you have a similar number of men into financial domination, CBT, cuckolding, etc.

Broken fucking people...
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>>150399464
>people saying, in very objective and obviously true ways, what the situation between the sexes is right now
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>>150399322
There are a lot of women who think that any kind of criticism is an "attack." It's not. What you are experiencing now is what men learn to take for granted from early childhood.

I don't expect you to have pity on them though I do have some hope that you can at least understand. I'm not holding my breath, though-- there's no incentive for you to have empathy. No matter what, you can find someone to palliate your feelings.
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>>150399413
>Lesbian relationships are full of drama. They have very high rates of domestic violence. And they don't really have much sex. Google "lesbian bed death."

This. Gay men OTOH have way less drama than any other possible combination. Gay couples stick together longer on average than straight or lesbian couples. Also, picking up gay dudes is incredibly easy, all you need to do is find a gay bar/club. Since everybody inside is a hunter, everybody gets hunted pretty quick. It's such a perfect setup, except for, y'know, the "having to be a fag" thing.
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>>150399506
>>>/r9k/
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>>150399498
And you never have let it go, have you?

Or was that the joke?
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>>150389108
Gross.
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>>150392201
Relatable as in being the girl or guy?
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what happened to this thread? Not that I mind, I enjoy personal stories and giving advice, but I thought it was about that stupid vampire show.
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>>150399498
>>150399088
benis
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If people had the ability to change their psychology at will, how do you think they would change it?

Would men change themselves differently from women?

Like, if you could effortlessly change something about yourself, make yourself enjoy something you hated, something that would make you incredibly happy, what would it be?

Me, I'd change myself to love working, but that's just an example. In relationships, I might get rid of the mother-image of love that >>150399045 mentioned. Or I might just hope that I could find a woman who changed herself to not find that cringey as fuck.
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>>150399795
The ability to be happy and content with anything.
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>>150398607
Probably not because ours are much simpler most of the time. They might just think we're shooting low interns of fantasy.
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>>150399795
>If people had the ability to change their psychology at will, how do you think they would change it?

Everybody would make themselves more brave and confident, because those two traits are almost universally useful.
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>>150399752
not a lolifag but hnnnnnnnnng
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>>150373659
>>150374522
>>150374768
>>150374872
Why is Otomeshit objectively the best comedy?
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Here's the reality:

Everyone is attracted to people they can't have and not everyone is willing to settle. A lot of people are downright in love with someone they can't have and aren't willing to settle. Even if they do, deep down they know what they're doing. You can pretend to be interested in someone who's not quite right for you but it feels wrong. The only way to be genuinely romantic with anyone is to get caught by surprise and have emotions you weren't expecting. Unless you just fall in love with everyone. Maybe you're sensitive like that. Maybe there are girls who are sensitive like that. But do you want to be with someone who would replace you with anyone and feel the same? That's what that would feel like.

In other words
It has to be by accident
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>This window will close in 3 seconds...
Why is /r9k/tards so pathetic and sad?
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>>150399898
Oh come on don't ruin our fun
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>>150399795
That's the definition of cognitive behavioural therapy. It's possible.
I would change myself so I could stop hating myself for the career I had chosen when I was a stupid 17 year old.
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>>150399722
Yeah, you got me.
But seriously though I could live with being a futaloli, or being a cute trap could work too since there'd be no other men on the planet to rape me. As long as I get to be cute and have a dick, that's all I want.
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>>150399795
change my brain structure to what it becomes on opiates or ecstacy permanentely
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>>150377853
Cage is Amnesia, pretty sure the rest are Diabolik Lovers.
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>>150399875
Because it actually think it's romantic and sexy. It's like watching a 4 year old ranting about politics .
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>>150399914
Oh please, if the mod cared, it would have deleted ages ago and not hit 400+ posts. Mods pretty much sudoku'd themselves after Geass spam.
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>>150399915
Well CBT takes effort. And not everyone can do it.
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>>150399898
For (You) >>150344014
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>>150399962
>cock and ball torture
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>>150398607
>>150399130
I'd say I'm glad to be gay because I will never have to deal with women in a relationship, but I'll never have this lovey dovey relationship with a guy either.
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>>150399898
And at only 490 posts.

You're always here just in the nick of time b/a/tman.
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>>150400011
Nobody has that kind of relationship, anon.
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>>150399758
in general. basically dated a Hori while going through a stupid angsty phase like Miya minus tats/piercings.

I think I have encountered every personality in the cast IRL minus the long sleeved girl. I don't think Horimiya is realistic, but I get the distinct impression that the author based the characters mostly on people he/she's familiar with. It probably explains why there's not much of a central narrative or conflict point. Romance SOL I guess?
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>>150400079
I've given up on life, you don't have to tell me.
2D will be enough until I eventually kill myself.
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>>150400079
There are people who do. I know a couple who are actually like this.
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*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your blog, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But blogging isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Blogger? To join those esteemed blog ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Blogging takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Bloggers - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight blog-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big blog.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new blog fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate bloggers over at reddit. The Blog Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan blog you craft in your blog bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...
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>>150399795
>>150399915
Could I do something like force my brain to enjoy studying. Maybe even stop enjoying masturbation, so I could put all of my joy into studying.
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Women suck you don't want one anyways trust me.
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This is the worst bullying thread I have ever seen.
3Dshitters need to be gassed. Day of the Rope when?
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>>150400137
For now
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>generals died for this
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>>150400266
Generals are the worst
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>>150400294
Why?
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>>150391481
>>150391698

Speaking from experience here: A womans advice is the worst you can ever fucking get. Granted to an extent yes girls do want you to "be yourself" but they want you to be charismatic/not a limp wristed coward about it.

Being kind to them is legitimately a turn off and so is being considerate. They want to feel like they earned something not that you earned them. When you create the opposite they're like a gamer and a game,they get bored and they shelf your ass until some DLC or updates come along. In some cases they'll even break up with you where after which you've gotta swear to yourself to NOT speak to them again if you want even a sliver of hope in getting them back,as messed up sounding as it is to a guy who at the age of being interested in females, is likely all saddled in the seat of talking shit out.
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>>150400166
Yep. You can become the perfect little automaton you always wanted to be, kouhaipatchi
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>>150400266
The 2 are not connected in any way.

Get over it and fuck off to reddit or some other site if you just want to discuss the exact same thing endlessly.
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>>150398213
It's not a logic problem-solution. It's about conditioning your gut response to it.

If you sit in your basement all day or drive to the store to get groceries or something, just going outside and going to populated areas might be a bit of a brain-culture shock. "Just going outside" might not result in immediately picking up a woman like a trashy shoujo story, but you're increasing your chance from 0.01% to 0.1% instead, step by step.
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>>150400315
it basically slowed down the board and segregated communities all over 4chan. There's no tangent discoveries anymore since everything is tightly sealed.

I used to find so many off, but interesting topics when threads just went on their own, but now, unless I bother to look into something that I'm not normally interested in to find a jem, I'm not gonna find anything worth my time.

I would prefer general OP links to be just stickies, because that's the only redeeming feature of a general for me.
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>>150398267
Is not like she can't control herself but is more like >>150398318
Having sex doesn't mean she loses control but most are much more permissive when they are really horny.
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>>150399498
What? Oh no, you misunderstand. I'm not reincarnating any of you fags for my perfect world. Pure souls only.
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>>150400740
An impure god can't create a pure world.
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So anyone wanna be my gf?
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>>150401007
called the cops
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>>150401047
OK now what's with the loli dump?
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>>150396285
Shh, don't tell them that.
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Does the lolispammer realize the thread is on page 9 and barely anyone is even in it any more and he's accomplishing literally nothing?
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>>150401114
I'm not complaining.
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>>150400997
I'm just desperate enough, let's do this.
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>>150401260
Do you have a penis?
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>>150401285
No, sorry.
And I barely have any tits.
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>>150400929
An impure god would at least know what to leave out
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>>150401311
Aww, too bad. I only like girls with penises.
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>>150401338
It's alright.
Good luck to you anon, one day you'll find the right girl with just the right penis.
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>>150401260
I don't believe you.
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>>150401398
Nobody does, that's why I'm so desperate in the first place.
> tfw came to this thread to laugh at shoujoshit
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>>150401478
Just like go outside and wait.
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>>150401686
why does this make me feel sad?
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>>150400997
The last time I posted this on /a/, it actually happened
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>>150401800
I don't believe you.
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>>150401824
Well, I'd like to think I'm a trustworthy guy

Long story short, all women are mentally ill, and the key is finding the one easiest to deal with.
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>>150401856
who isn't mentally ill? I haven't met many sane people in my life. I could elaborate, but the point is, there is a lack of communication here and most people don't know how to deal with other people because they've become so self-absorbed. It used to be only women, but now even men are behaving like that too. Sad times.
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>>150401800
Well I only said it as a joke so regardless of if your story is true or there really is a girl here I'd never contact anyone I met on 4chan anyways so whatever. Wouldn't know what to do with a girl even if one fell into my lap.
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>>150401972
Grab her by the pussy.
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>>150401972
you could always put her in a cage.
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>>150401972
Eggs. Lots of eggs
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>>150374522
I remember watching the show for the first time and laughing my ass of when this happened.
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