Whats he thingken about?

dick

>>150333037
He's a boy, so sex or hulkmania I expect.

Thingken of running away.

>>150333037
Kaoru obviously

He's contemplating the symbolic value of Asuka pulling the pose predominantly associated with his Dad's plotting.

>>150333703
How would the Attitude Era line up have faired against the Angels?

>>150333037
why did they remake my perfect tv show into ugly shit movies?

>>150333910
She's working out her plot to coerce shinji into having sex with her.

Why is Shinji/Asuka a thing when he treats her as an afterthought most of the time?

>>150334616
Asuka luuuvs Shinji. And the main plotline is how shinji and asuka are two cute hedgehogs trying to cozy up to each other.

And even if they didn't, they're Adam and Eve now.

>>150334681
>And the main plotline is how shinji and asuka are two cute hedgehogs trying to cozy up to each other.
So delusional shipping.

>>150334616
Delusional self-inserters

>>150334681
>Asuka luuuvs Shinji
The staff say she doesn't.

>they're Adam and Eve now
Too bad ANIMA confirmed that Shinji is Eve.
And we all already know who Adam is.

I can't wait until the final rebuild makes you kill youself.

>>150335174
>>150334774
It's okiee anonymous, someday love will find you.

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>>150335288
Yeah, I wish I could find the Kaworu to my Shinji ;_;

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>>150333037
How he wish Eva 01 ran on Getter Rays

>>150335174
Kaworufag spotted.

>>150335635
JEB IS A MESS
JEB IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE

>>150335174
>Too bad ANIMA confirmed that Shinji is Eve.
I laughed

Good show

>>150335174
>The staff say she doesn't.
Source?

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he's thinking about those beans

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>>150335746
>The shape of Shinji
><It’s in Lilin fairy tales as well, isn’t it? Since Lilith was uncontrollable and Eve was completely duped in the story of the snake, why didn’t it also happen to Adam, who was on the other side?>
—What are you talking about, Kaworu-kun?
<Just a fairy tale. One that might hide the truth unexpectedly within it…about what Adam cut off.>
—Cut what off?
><The serpent—that is, the evil and sin that is part of Adam. In an attempt to be whole, Adam had cut off the part of himself that was the most human.>
—For what?
><To meet the being that gave him Lilith—he did it with the best of intentions, but it ended up costing his right to do so.>
—To meet…? Who?
<Light… fills.>
Excerpt 2

Deep inside the mouth opened by Devil’s backbone, he thought he saw his own face, terribly distorted.
>—Could it be that I’m the serpent—the human flaw that was cut off from Adam, Kaworu-kun?
<That’s not for you to know as the “you” you are now.> Those concrete words were the first time he heard him not speak in riddles.
><You intend on descending from this time loop as the Shinji-kun you are now, don’t you? Then you should give the right to have that information to the “you” of the new world.>
—You…aren’t going to stop me, are you?
<Haven’t I told you, Shinji-kun? I’m your ally. No matter which one of “you” I meet.>
—Kaworu-kun?
<This is goodbye.> Shinji thought Kaworu might have smiled.
Shinji’s blade glinted, slicing up the body of the Armaros giant from the left arm of its body.

--ANIMA, final chapter.

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>>150335777
>>150335777
2013 Saboten Con.
YM = Yuko Miyamura (Asuka's seiyuu) TG = Tiffany Grant (Asuka's voice actor)

>Q: Does Asuka really like Shinji?
>TG: Are you stupid?
>YM: No.

>Q: What was your reaction when you heard about Rebuild?
>SS and TG: Getting paid.
>YM: A happy ending but it hasn’t happened yet. I wasn’t happy with the EoE ending. Shinji and Kaworu married.

>Q: Who do you feel Shinji should end up with?
>TG: I’d say Mari but I don’t like her.
>YM: Kaworu.

>>150335174

>AsukaXMari all but confirmed in the new art
>Kaworufags and Shinjifags already buying their rope

2017 will be the best year of my life for crackshipper tears.

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>>150335847
I'm just hoping for Evageeks to do a mass suicide.
And maybe Reifags too if I'm lucky.

>>150335842
voice actors/seiyuu don't know any more than the fans do.

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>>150335916
Maybe not, but the director Anno does. And he ships Kaworu and Shinji. Along with his fujoshit wife.

>>150335842
>VAs
So there's no REAL source? Ok.

Asuka will angrily make out with a despondent shinji with a high energy assault kiss, with the option open for hatesex.

Cap this.

>>150335960
that still does nothing to show asuka and shinji didn't have feelings for one another

>>150336005
She's confirmed to be fucking Mari so I doubt it

>>150336008
If they did, then why would Anno marry a woman who made a doujinshi in the 90s of Kaworu and Shinji fucking?

>>150335316
Nigga das gay

>>150336059
Why would a man make a relationship canonical, before throwing his story out the window?

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>>150336082
Because Anno is a fucking faggot, if episode 24 didn't clue you in.
He's into this gay shit.

>>150336005

What will actually happen is Asuka will go demand answers from Shinji, he'll act like a faggot, and she'll be so angry and bent out of shape she'll go running into Mari's arms and then the lewdest scene in any Evangelion media will start.

I'm talking full on nudity, it's gonna essentially be hentai. The master Anno will be hailed once again.

>>150336121
They will be walking through the desert the whole fucking time and there will be flashbacks and when they finally reach misato, seele will be attacking and shinji will have to pilot the robot because mari got buried alive and suffocated like the useless goober she is.

Die fucking shipper scum

>>150336405
>asuka says that she wants shinji all to herself
>so shinji makes it so him and asuka have a world to themselves
>people call this shipping

>>150336614
It was to all shippers there.

>>150336218
Shinji dying and his soul reunite with Kaworu would be best ending to be honest.

>>150335316
faggot

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>>150336218
But it shows Mari and Asuka piloting together in the preview.
They're going to do full on lesbo docking.

Shinji is already confirmed to be Eve, so he'll be doing some gay angel shit with Kaworu in the background.

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>>150336614
>asuka says if shinji won't be a blind puppet to her she wants nothing to do with him
>he ignores her like usual
>she says she'd rather die than do it with him in instrumentality
>he lets her die by the MP Evas because he doesn't give a shit about her
>he tries to choke her in instrumentality because he doesn't give a shit about her
>he tries to choke her again on the beach because he doesn't give a shit about her

>world resets into Rebuild and Asuka is forever replaced with a new bitch named Shikinami

Damn, Shinji really just does not give two shits about Asuka. She was so unimportant that he deleted her out of Rebuild.
Good thing the new Asuka has Mari now, huh?

>>150336880
That was a lovechoke and he would a helped asuka but his robot was covered in wax.

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>>150336924
Yeah, him staring at the ground completely oblivious to Asuka screaming bloody murder on the intercom was real telling.
He didn't even look concerned or worried as she was confirmed dead by Maya. Fucking kek.

Good thing when Kaworu showed up 5 minutes later Shinji forgot all about it and let his core get spearfucked by him into tang.
Same way Ritsuko showed up for Maya, Misato showed up for Hyuga, and Yui showed up for Fuyutsuki.
The one you love most shows up to bring you into instrumentality. And Kaworu showed up for Shinji.

You just got rekt son.

>>150336986
>ignore guitar guy because he invalidates my argument

You can't beat me son, I have the power of love on my side.

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>>150337112
Guitar dude didn't have anyone he loved, so he saw a bunch of Reis. What about it?

>I have the power of love on my side
So you fap to Kaworu and Shinji? That's cool, I guess. A little faggy though.

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>>150333037
F A T
A
T

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>Evangelion
>shipping
I'll never stop laughing my ass on all those retarded weaboos
Kill yourselves

>>150338288
Shipping is retarded, but I can't blame these fags considering Anno is a disgusting shipper himself.

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XTC

>>150333037
kaworu's dick