>It's an Engrish scene Literally the most consistently

>Thanks...
>sure
>...little girl
>FACK YU MUTHAFACKA

>>150109147
Only if you like the sound of your own language being butchered.

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>>150109195
Suzu holds a special place in my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_0zYcj-43E

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BLOO RAY BAWKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HSx2vAmmys

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>>150109147
Do your worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnrLoCHK7GE

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>>150109147
sonofabitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrwTMPrrk8

every fucking time

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>SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
>KISS MY ASS

>as reprarted

>>150109385
EXCUSE ME BOSS

GOD DAMN IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oo9_wiifOQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R7eZJfkrJE

HE'S RIKE A DEVIR BOY

>>150109682
Unfortunately their voice acting sucks.

>>150109682
He's actually pretty good for an Engrish part.

Its just his parents are probably actually Australian voice actors so the contrast right next to each other is jarring

>>150109880
>his parents are probably actually Australian voice actors
They are Australians, but they are not voice actors.

>>150109575
>with that much passion, grammar is secondary
Im sure every jap takes this to heart when learning english

>>150109147
English is pretty bad in anime, but german is physically harmful. Most of the time I have to skip the scenes where they are talking German or other gaijin languages

>>150109902
They can't be real Australians, they didn't' swear at all

Agreed, I often find myself rewinding it to watch it over again.

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https://youtu.be/oBhlM0UpHLU?t=8

Take a good listen to this. IT's Miyuki Sawashiro speaking english at a con, sounds pretty decent right? At the very least you can understand what she's trying to say.

https://youtu.be/5TXTpik5wf4?t=10

Here she is in Symphogear with the most engrishy performance I've ever heard. I guess putting on an anime voice really fucks with how she delivers english dialogue.

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Do you rike a fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ncADFZgvnk

>>150109260
https://youtu.be/jCLNB0dWL-A

Holy crap the dubbed version of this scene has even faker sounding Australian accents. How do you fuck things up this badly?

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No engrish can top this SYD scene. Its gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRws

Yer kidding

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I can't be the only one who really, really likes jp girls pretending to speak broken japanese because their character is a gaijin.

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>>150111558
I love it when they play up the gaijin accent.

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J548XM9-jKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMEs_czuGQA&list=PLECB976C96E38D2A1

>>150111612
I unironically enjoy the fake gaijin accent. Though it's only cute when girls do it.

>look for Keion engrish to post in this thread
>find this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpZvO0j6RI
Are dub companies retarded? This scene doesn't make sense

Is Eden of the East the only anime where they speak non shit English

>>150111440
Did they dub the dog too?

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>>150111351
Bad but definitely not the worst.

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YOU GONNA GIVE IT TO ME OR WHAT GOOK BOI

https://youtu.be/f-AdVb1ijLk

>>150111985
Summer Wars had it down, though they probably hired native speakers

>>150109147
Engrish gets my dick right hard

You mean most cringey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxi19mhpLrU

On the other hand this is some of the best I've heard from the Japanese.

>>150109147
>It's an Engrish scene
>It's an _______ scene

Fuck off cancerous crossboarder.

>>150112983
Singing doesn't count. It's got to be spoken. There are actually pretty decent singers out there when it comes to English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcjNXrALOns
YO ENGWISH SOUNDS A WITTOW AWKWAWD

>>150113064
Fuck off autist

>>150113154
>ywn have a QT Cockney gf
why live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwchtP14cY

Warspite's english is ridiculously good except for ad-my-ral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ75uYCx66I

>>150113364
It's crazy good. Especially after we had to deal with Iowa's ridiculous Engrish.

>>150113411

What's impressive is she switches back and forth between Japanese and English seamlessly

>>150113364
>Ad-my-ral

>>150109532
I fucking love this one

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>>150113411

>>150113081
I agree completely. When I discovered Seikima II I couldn't believe how fluently they re-recorded songs in English.

https://youtu.be/LX9TY2YXe1E

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>>150109147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ctynPSttxI
EEN MAI FRESH.

>>150113447
I do that with my native language too.

>>150111264

I still want to fuck her voice

>>150113447
I hear she lives in Australia or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyVR5jcxLWE

>>150109306
I died at the deadpan "you're kidding"

>>150114859
never forget

>>150109195
>>150109221
You guys are the best

>>150111558
>>150111612
I don't know why, but I love hearing people from different countries who speak different languages and dialects do their best "stereotypical" English/American accent. It is always funny.

>>150113364
Sounds more australian than most australians.

>admyral

I wasn't prepared.

>>150111478
what the fuck

>>150113364
woah heck that's some pretty good english

>>150109260
These two sound alright. Russell sounds a bit to broad but if you grew up somewhere outside the capital cities you probably know someone that sounds just like him. Fuck, he's probably even called Russell too. Lori sounds closer to a standard accent, but every line sounds forced and unnatural. This probably makes Russell sound better by comparison.

>>150111440
Now it just sounds like they're taking the piss. The only upside is that Lori now doesn't sound as forced, despite that terrible broad accent. Sounds like when I play on my accent to fuck with foreigners.

GO AHEAD MR JOESTERRRR
https://youtu.be/BWTvrboNCCM
It's funny but no Engrish can be as sexy as Finé's or Revy's horrible English.

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>not being /a/merican

>finding engrish funny

It's just fucking sad at this point

>>150109206
I do

>>150113765
He sounds like he's physically struggling to force out the English, hory shet

>>150112854
I love this scene.

https://youtu.be/X97K-euUDfs?t=19s

>>150118556
I don't think it's funny but it does make my dick erect

How about foreigners butchering the Japanese language?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L7Qt7yMsqk

https://a.uguu.se/idPBh50ihh3c.webm

Every time

It to be expected, but I hate how japs mess up lip movements when someone speaks good english most of the time.

>>150119088
NaruhoddooooOOooo

>>150119103
I don't like chitoge but that gets me diamonds every time

https://a.uguu.se/tea3gLwqFlPS_idontspeakenglish.webm

>>150119708
laugh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1YSEDT-ZPc

Karen is best girl

Needs more Wakamoto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-okHc4NNzo

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>>150111478

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>>150119088
>SOH NAN DESK CURR
Kate is truly a miracle of the universe.

>tfw you probably sound as bad when you're trying to speak japanese

I just started skipping the engrish chrome shelled regios scenes

>>150109222
That whole segment is the best. Cindy admittedly sounds cute, if a little amateurish.

>>150109147
Not complaining, they tape up her mouth eventually

>>150109532
KEK

>>150118973
>oh shit I'm sorry

>>150120822
this didn't happen

>>150121025
it did though

>>150121078
prove it

>>150113364
I would give her a Japanese weapon.

>says something in english
>subs write something different

this happens so often that I feel it's some meme

>>150121123
episode 17 dude

>>150121150
>meme
Fuck off with that word. There's an explanation for this - loan words.
For example, can you tell me the meaning of "naisu-midoru" - Nice middle?

>>>/wsg/1410319

>>150121210
well damn, they did

>>150121341
you could have looked that up on deviantart

>>150111926
What's wrong with it? I think people understand that the characters are speaking Japanese within the universe even if they are hearing a dub. I'd rather not have whole scenes rewritten just to fit a dub.

>>150109263
>find the one black guy in Japan
>assume he doesn't speak Japanese right off the bat

I don't usually call out racism, but that was kind of fucked....

>>150109195
dangerously need a webm

>>150122436
Fuck off nigger

>>150111985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVJu8jnOXnw

>>150122436
>>>/third-ward/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9194L0QQI

>>150122840
Wait, this went up to 18+ episodes? What the fuck, I watched like...10 or something and I thought it was done.

Well, it sucked anyways.

>>150109206
I cringe even though english is not even my native language.

Sometimes I cringe so hard, I have to pause a show and watch the engrish segment part by part.

>>150109222
>Eat a duck I must

This was the dumbest fucking joke but I laughed for 5 minutes straight after hearing it the first time.

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>>150122880
>HE DOESNT KNOW

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>>150111351
>Ouchie! Fuckin' jeez!

>>150123776
Ika Musume was too good, i heard they used Cindy's dub VA for that scene.

>>150109147
Half the reason I love Dougram as much as I do is the little bit at the end of every episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8uWBp5L44

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>>150122840
>counter strike grenade sfx

>>150120342
Great now I have a boner again.

>>150125336
Shit, I knew I wasn't just imagining that.

>>150109248
Sounds like Dexter's Lab.

>>150119088
>How about foreigners butchering the Japanese language?

I do that every day.

>>150109426
GOD DAMN

>>150109147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HICffpLBpHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjyCacsTL0

>>150119708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpZvO0j6RI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F5p1_hR2Ws
>there are people who would rather watch the shithouse dub than experience this glorious engrish

>>150122436
so?

>>150122436
>racism
Black people aren't Japanese and it's not natural for them to speak it. Oh and black people speaking Japanese is cultural appropriation

>>150122436
Ignoring the literal racists replying to you it's not as simple as that. Japan isn't a very diverse nation. There's a high chance that if you see a foreigner there whether black, white, hispanic or other they have a good chance of being tourists.

It's not that they see a black man and think that they can't speak Japanese. It's that they see a foreigner and think he can't speak Japanese.

In some respects it's racism, but if so it's racism directed at everyone who isn't Japanese, not just black people.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n1fLQYs6nzk
Derishus

>>150109410
It was fine.

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>>150134428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xz-l5PjCbg

>>150122880
It was only good up until the 10th episode, it gets far shittier past that.

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I DONTTO MUNNEH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rARqZbqTPhg

>>>/wsg/1369543

>>150111440
They sound like WA accents desu, theres more than one accent in Australia

>>150113154
>Oi cobba, your engwish sowns a wee bit off m8

>>150109195
beat me to it

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>>150137684
TL;DR
I bet you suck a mean dick, working so hard for those (you)s.

>>150137684
Stop posting this shitty pasta in every thread.

>>150111264
English isn't the only language she can butcher.

>>>/wsg/1410993

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6ePwOPsoA

>>150137684
Is this supposed to be a false flag or what?

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ITZA RIORI EASIER THAN SPEAKING JAPANESE DE GESO

>>150142393
It's literally just an excuse for /pol/ to shitpost.

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ZEI SEI DE WAN WHO MASTAHS ENGRISH IS TO BECOME ZE MASTER OF ARU

>>150133764
I think it's more stereotyping than racism, but I'm just splitting hairs really.

>>150119088
Reminds me of the American in the (western) cartoon/fanime Senpai Club
https://youtu.be/9cEwgrwuR4U?t=3m22s