Does she actually like him?

>>150090188
>he actually thinks that the boyfriends exist
I don't have a pic smug enough for this.

>>150090188
Her boyfriend is an Araragi look a like, and she only dates him because she cant get her own brother

Same goes for tsukihi

>>150090188
They are not blood related so it's k.

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>>150090188
>you'll never have a cute tomboy little sister who craves your dick
Fucking hurts.

>>150090188
She does, but only as an accessory. You know, just so she can say she has one. It's a thing girls do, especially around her age.

>>150090222
>lusting over your own brother

That's pretty disgusting desu.

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>>150090188
I finally get to post these.

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>>150090188
>>150090907

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>>150090188
>I thought she had a boyfriend

Tsukihi > Karen

>>150090963
Yes, but you don't need to turn every thread into a waifu war.

>>150090253
>not blood related
?????

>>150090458
Nothing good can come of it, anon.

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>>150091079
I don't understand how it would be anything but a good thing.

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>>150090963
Objectively wrong.

>>150090907
>>150090923
I don't get it.

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>>150090963
Tsukihi can't do this.

>>150090458
I do and I can easily get her to have sex with me if I wanted to

>>150090907
>>150090923
Now I want an A:TLA kind of show with Karen and Tsukihi as the protagonists.

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>>150090188
>That one non-canon doujin where Karen and Tsukihi reveal the names of their boyfriends are just their own names re-arranged.
>That entire thing isn't canon, nor is the implication that the fire sisters are making love to each other each night

>>150091143
Do it, don't hesitate.

>>150090253
Only tsukihi because she is a cuck pheonix, but she was still gestated in mamaragi's womb so it doesn't really matter

Karen is blood related

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>>150090188
There's nothing wrong with the fact that Karen gave her virginity to her brother in an act of incestuous lust.

>>150091166
It's not too far off.
They really did create fake boyfriends to try and get him jealous.

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>>150091592
I always forget how fucking short Araragi is.

>>150091592
This scene is probably even hotter than the whole toothbrush scene.

>>150091615
he is exactly 165cm tall
Karen is 171 if memory serves

>>150091414
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/599406/ccd8483f76/
>>150091603
>They really did create fake boyfriends to try and get him jealous.
Is this exclusive to the LN?

>>150091592
>You now realize that entire bath scene following Ararararagi's discovery that Tsukihi also lost her virginity to him.
MADMAN
A
D
M
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So, the girl in the OP was bullshitting when she said she had a boyfriend? I don't watch Bakemonogatari.

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>>150090188
you should look this

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>>150091592
Did they actually fuck though?

>>150091850
nope, it has been adapted
its in one of Hanekawa's neko books, hanekawa spends the night in the araragi household and ask the sisters if they have boyfriends, they say they do, when she inquires on how they look/are, both answer "Like onii-chan"
Hanekawa decides to not open this can of worms and goes to bed

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>>150090907
>>150090923
Does Karen have supernatural abilities like her "sister"?

>>150092093
The important thing is not if they actually did it.
The important thing is that we know they both want to.

>>150090219
They do. "The boyfriends don't exist" theory is animefag delusion.

>>150092131
Yea its in the second season somewhere. If they have boyfriends that look like arararagi or are just making it up is up for debate

>>150092131
That's not proof that they made up their boyfriends. In the Otori LN, Nadeko and Tsukihi talk about Tsukihi's boyfriend and how she got together with him in the first place. Unlikely that Tsukihi would have bullshitted that entire conversation.

>>150092489
Doesnt nadeko look up to tsukihi and believes anything she says?

>>150091166
I have that one. It was nice.

>>150092657
Not really?

>>150090188
I thought you also had a boyfriend, anon.

>>150092093
Yes

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>>150091592
>an act of incestuous lust.

You mean an act of incestuous love!

>>150091119
That's why /a/nons are delusional.

>>150091850
>>150091902
I don't recall that it has been confirmed but there are heavy implications that the boyfriends are fake. At the very least Id say that they are either made up, or just an accessory like >>150090518 says.

>>150092093
No, he laid her on the bed gently

>>150093394
What happened after that?

>>150092093
He walked her home gently
>>150092131
WELP
>>150093159
>>150092489
>Not reading between the lines
>In a series that bashes you upside the head with subtle shit all the time
C'mon.
>>150092808
Pretty sure Nadeko even stated at one point that she envies Tsukihi and Karen for their bravery, or some shit.

>>150091143

You should have a mold of your erect dick casted and turned into a dildo. Then give it to her for Christmas.

>>150091808
>171
>tall

>>150091592
Just how high her semen demon level is to pull off a face like the one in the third frame?

>>150092093

Raw tender intimate doggy style. He spanked her ass and she went 'woof woof spank me harder onii-chan'.

>>150090188
Siblings have priority over boyfriends or girlfriends

>>150093513
Araragi touched your butt.

>>150093913
No one in monogatari is actually tall
Kisshot is described like a tall blond woman that towers over every one an she is just 180cm tall

>>150093638
Nadeko also LET tsukihi cut her bangs even though she was strongly against it

>>150090188
Tell me about Karen
Why does she wear the egg?

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>>150095032
Because I just fucking love eggs man.

>>150095032
If you pull it off she will fry

>>150095302
She's an athletic girl

>>150095032
She has to eat all of them

>>150095032

It means she's fertile and ready for seeding.

>>150091126
How fit
I would love to be abused by her

>>150090188

Was the toothbrush symbolism for something or was he using a legit toothbrush?

>>150095704
Both

Both Karen and Tsukihi's boyfriends both are similar to Araragi in both looks and personality.
What do you think?

Both of them probably masturbate to him at night.

>>150093638
There's no evidence for it at all and more evidence that they do exist. The relationships don't seem at all but serious, but they're real.

Haremfags just want to desperately believe no one could possibly have boyfriends outside RRG.

Nadeko looks up to Tsukihi, that's not the same thing as believing anything Tsukihi says.

Nadeko would definitely know if her boyfriend was fake, because Tsukihi is famous as fuck among the junior high schoolers in the town and word about her always gets around fast.

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>>150090458

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ougi is best

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God, how I'd love to have a sister.

>>150096965
CUTE

>>150091166
>non-canon doujin
There are canon doujins?

>>150097039
Then you'd be bitching about how much you hate your sister, faggot.

>>150090188
>Does a character in 2deep4u haremtrash want to fuck the MC

What do you think?

>>150097731
Kouta Hirano made a couple doujins that are canon to hellsing

Like one where hitler fucks a catgirl demon, who then gives birth to a character that appears in the series proper

>>150090907
>>150090923
Gotta admit, those are awesome.

>>150098030
Then it's not really a doujin if it was done by the actual creator of the series, right?

>>150095302
It would be extremely painful >>150095346
For (you)

>>150098232
Doujin means self published.

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Is the series worth is for Karen and Tsukihi?

>>150098701
They appear at the second season

>>150098701
Is worth for senjougahara

>>150090188
How much do the Fire Sister actually know about apparitions and all the shit Araragi is dealing with?

I mean, Tsukihi gets her head blown off and Karen gets cursed by Kaiki, but they somehow never speak about it again.

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>>150098701
Yes

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I love Birb!

>>150091592
Did he actually fuck his sister? I only watched Bake, that's kinda disgusting

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>>150099312
At the least, they had a sexually charged tooth brushing session

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You cannot deny that bee has the sexiest body.

If only she switched personalities with best girl, she would be perfect.

Am I right, or am I right?

>>150099478
How would you switch your personality with yourself?

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>>150099478
>You cannot deny that bee has the sexiest body.
But I can

>>150099813
Well if he actually fucked his sister, I might not want to watch the rest

>>150099312
>I only watched Bake
That is disgusting, you should watch more

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What is the order to watch this series?

>>150099892
Fuck off normalfag.

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>>150099892
>He doesn't want to watch someone fuck his own sister
Get a load of this guy

>>150099915
Watch first series for 15 minutes -> stop -> delete it -> watch all of SZS instead

>>150099915
Ore Monogatari is a good recap that will get you situated with the franchise, watch that first and then dive into the full series starting with Katanagatari

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>you will never have fire imoutos

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>>150099312
>that's kinda disgusting
Why?

>>150099892
But that only makes a series better

>>150099965
>>150100082

I just really don't like incest

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>>150099312
>disgusting
Ragi is a true hero and a patriot of the primal urges every anime guy with a sister knows deep down he has

Plus look at this sexy beast
Your sister would be gay for you if you looked like this too

>>150100246
did your brother make you swallow or something

>>150100283
im not gay but id let him do stuff to me

>>150100283
>Your sister would be gay for you if you looked like this too

But I'm a man?

Anyways I think family is a very important thing, so when you add sexual stuff you end up invalidating what's important

>>150100013

What would Earth, Wind, and Water imoutos be like?

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>>150100283

>>150100431
he doesn't fuck his sister. she still claims to be a virgin in a short story that takes place after the events in nise.

>>150100496
That makes it even worse

>I'd totally give you my virginity oni-chan, lets have lots of comically innuendo filled scenes oni-chan that look like something from to love ru
>Nah but we didn't actually have sex LOL

You alienate people that don't enjoy incest and you give those that DO enjoy incest major blue balls. What a coward.

>>150100342
>Not swallowing your onii-san's cum

>>150100592
What do you mean? He was only brushing her teeth.

>>150100592
>bitches about him fucking his sister
>bitches about him not fucking his sister

okay faggot

>>150100769
If you're going to sexualize the sister, own up to it

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火憐ダゼ！

>>150100805
then don't bitch about it like fag. you were not going to watch it anyways.

>>150100886
That's not me, I already said what I have to say

>>150100805
Weren't you complaining about him fucking his sister? Stop falseflagging.

>>150100934
>it ain't me starts playing

okay faggot

>>150090188
Tonight I dreamt of being in a supermarket, and seeing an entire shelf of essays and pamphlets specifically dedicated to Karen Araragi. What does that mean?

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>>150100592
>comically innuendo
Rag out right told monkey he wanted to fuck Karen

Now fuck off newfag

>>150101303
Not him but anon has a point, if they both were down to fuck and there was sex, how is she still a virgin?

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>>150101700
think about all those girls you liked at school and never did anything about who probably liked you back

then imagine you have the complication of it being your sister and you having a girlfriend who would cut your dick off

it becomes pretty easy to see

besides, tsukihi and karen cockblock each other at least once each in the series

>>150101700
Because in that scene that's not what is said.

Karen says that she'd be open to a best out of 3 after the toothbrush scene

>>150101822
>who probably liked you back
Where do you think you are?

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>>150101919
I like you anon, I'm sure some girl did too at one point

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>>150099256

>>150102057
>get
ONE JOB

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>>150099892
/reddit/ is that way ->

>>150099312
>Did he actually fuck his sister?
Two words: "Unrelieable chuuni Narrator"

>>150102792
best girl

>>150102798
Unreliable narrator who just so happens to let Jap betas self-insert to a harem of lolis, sisters, and the hottest girls in school.

>>150103602
Wow, you're so cool anon.

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>>150102798
>two words
>posts 3
>"unreliable narrator"

>>150090907
>>150090923
Steal some characters from Bakemonogatari and do a crazy Isekai deconstruction with different character names.

>>150101111
It means you're spending too much time on /a/.

>>150103675
Thanks.

>>150101111
You need to find Jesus.

Why does Karen have a western name? Her older bro and younger sister have nip names, but she gets stuck with "Karen"? Why?

>>150104337
To distinguish the best girl from the riff raff

>>150104337
Karen is also a Japanese name.

>>150104337
Karen is a common name in japan

>>150090907
>>150090923
she needs her own anime

>>150104337
probably wanted to name her Kraken, but dumb chink fucked up with name

>>150091140
That outfit made my dick so fucking hard.

>>150099014
Karen thinks that Kaiki was a petty human villain. It's already been established that the Fire Sisters' activities are just an imitation of Araragi's so it's not strange that Araragi would go out and confront him for them.

It's implied that Tsukihi is willfully forgetting every hint of the supernatural that she sees, perhaps as part of her kaii's defense mechanisms.

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>>150105245
>The Fire Sisters will never become Junior Specialist and go hunting apparition with Nadeko

>>150099312
>he doesn't want to fuck his imouto
You are the disgusting one.

>>150091850
>>150091414
>nobody saying shit about obvious sauce/spoon-feeding of one of the most common monogatari doujins around
Holy fuck /a/ really is dead isn't it?

>>150105554
Yes. Karen will just have to be satisfied with climbing to the pinnacle of karate and Tsukihi will have to accept that she'll only become a CEO or something with her insane people skills.

>>150105245
In Koyomi Tea, it sounded to me like Tsukhi does actually know that the supernatural exists but lets herself fall for Araragi's lies

>>150105660
Why don't you tell them off instead of lamenting?

>>150105728
That's not the correct lie. Araragi came up with a sweet lie to explain why her club members insisted on believing in a ghost. It wasn't a lie about the supernatural, it was a lie about people.

>>150105743
Because its not worth it. I report dozens of these idiots but they almost never get banned anymore.
I feel like more mods left post purge then the staff let on about which is why /a/'s quality drops even harder in the past two years compared to drops since 2009.
The board also feels much slower now, what the hell is even going on?

>>150105915
I think it was both the lie about the Tea Club and the lie about the supernatural she let herself fall for.

She seemed to have a vague idea what was going on with Nadeko so I thought that she maybe was actually aware, at least a little bit

>>150105917
>what the hell is even going on?
Those mods you love so much ban people.
People breaking global rule 3 and 5 and such.

>>150106119
>She seemed to have a vague idea what was going on with Nadeko
She had no clue. Not sure where you got that idea from.

Next season when? I want snail

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>>150100474
>dose hips

>>150106297
I sounded to me like she knew a little bit of what was going on when she talked with Araragi about her in Tsuki

Then again, I might have just been overinterpreting things

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>>150106855

>>150090188
They both do
thats why their boyfriends are guys that act like their oniichan did before he got vamped

>>150099915
Release

>>150093674
It should actually be more like 85% erect so that it's just a tease.

>>150099312
He did. They were going to get murdered anyway so they figured they had nothing to lose.

karen is sex

>>150111215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t92m_-YzbyQ

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>>150099965
>he likes incestial-cucking
beta faggot

>>150100769
It's the principle of the matter anon.

You either go all the way or don't go at all. This applies to a lot of things, incest is one. pussyfooting around like
>oh oh I might do it
>but I'm not
>buuut I might!
>did I?
>I didn't
satisfies no one.

It either stops at light teasing of it or it goes all the way, anything else is just a cheap attempt at pandering, just as attempted rape is cheap forced drama. Don't know how to get a better emotional reaction out of the viewers? have the character almost raped, there.

>>150112497
>cuck
>beta
Lurk more.

>>150112721
He only brushed her teeth. Everything else is Shaft being lewd on purpose.

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>>150099256
please stop posting pictures of my wife, it is very offensive.

>>150112721
But that applies to actual rape too. Don't know how to get a better emotional reaction out of the viewers? have the character raped, there.

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>>150106855
you aint seen nothin yet boy.

>>150091140
>you will never get mickey moused by your little sister who's taller and stronger than you

>>150100474
>>150107544
>>150113456
>>150099207

We didn't have sisters like this back in my day.

>>150113425
bit of a difference there is actual rape has actual consequences unless shit writing. attempted rape can happen, be foiled like it always does, and everything is normal. no consequences, no having to change anything, just a cheap emotional pull for that scene.

>>150113607
Bullshit. What if your mother is almost raped? Does that count as a cheap emotional pull? It's still an emotional pull.

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>>150112497
>I have no idea how to form cohesive sentences
God damn you're a fucking retard

>>150090923
>>150090907

Thanks for sharing these.

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>>150113607
Wait, are you implying that there are no consequences for people who are only molested but not raped?

>>150113723
The difference is I'm not living in 2d, or in a tv show.

>>150105728
in one of the more recent LNs Tsukihi finds out Yotsugi isn't actually a real doll, I don't remember how exactly she reacted to that, but she ended up losing her memory of it.

On another note, I think it's also intentional that Tsukihi is the contrast to Karen in that regard, while Karen is too simple to comprehend the supernatural, Tsukihi just doesn't give a shit about it, she's too busy living in the normal world, that any mention or implication of the supernatural glances off her.

You can'r worry about vampires and ghosts when you're busy texting your classmates about shoes.

>>150091592
Does it count as cheating if it's with your brother?

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>>150114336
No, incest is the purest form of love.

wish there was more of yandere tsukihi

nisosin is such a tease

>>150090188
What arc was this cap from?

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>>150091140
yo i get this is only an anime but there's not much way that you can take your sister purposefully rubbing her tits on you as anything else but "please have incestuous sex with me"
you can't just pass this off as some sort of weird overly touchy sibling relationship, that right there is an active attempt at receiving brotherly dickings, why is it just glossed over like it's normal, does ararararagi not want to fuck his sister or something?

>>150115058
>yo
I stopped reading there.

>>150115058
Just bants mate.

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>>150114774
good taste

>>150116992
That is bird's best look by far.

>>150115058

Sisters with large boobs often bully brothers using them. We've had young men knocked unconscious because their double-D stacked sisters used their boobs to knock them out.

>>150118221
sisters with big boobs generally have brothers with big dicks. you could use your big cock to fight back

>>150090839
It's Araragi though. smart, handsome, heroic ideals, huge philosopher and he's also a half vampire perpetual high school age boy with a shredded body.
What's not to like?
Hell, his mom is probably after his dick as well.

>>150118272
I know nothing about genetics but is the gene for big boobs the same as the gene that determines the size of your dick?

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can this be a math thread now?

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>>150116992
long haired bird a best. Did the artist fall in love with a short haired girl or something? Starting in S2 everyone had short hair and it sucked. I guess it's easier to animate.

>>150113413
Here I found this photo online, I wonder who put it there...

>>150092449
I think it was in a doujin too.

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>>150120767
>Starting in S2 everyone had short hair and it sucked.
Terrible taste. You should probably kill yourself. Also, it's symbolism, retard.

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>>150121893
Yeah and me shoving my foot up your ass is symbolism for fuck you, kid.

>>150092093
With their hands touching, yes.

>>150100283
Why is he ripped? He doesn't work out at all.

>>150124802
>doesn't work out

Implying all the gentle walking he does with the girls doesn't build up and keep him in top form

>>150124802
It's because he's a vampire. Finding that out in kizu made me lose so much respect for him. Cheating bastard has everything handed to him on a platter.