Lonely office cakes are for _____

Putting icing on

>>150050780

The trash, you don't keep expired food around do you?

>>150050780
Giving a hope to and taking that same hope away.

>>150050855
This. Lead them on and then suddenly show up with a younger, prettier girl for maximum effect.

Anal sex in the office, right on the table with documents.

>>150050870
Don't forget to hold hands!

>>150050780
Hugging. So tightly, that you break her some of her ribs, and then you have to stay next to her hospital bed for some time. I want to give a cake a book she can read while she's laying on that bed, and something to look forward to after she's recovered.

>>150050780
Pumping and dumping.

>>150050780
Working?

>>150050780
Marrying.

>>150050780
ignoring

If no one wanted her when she was in her prime, why should I do when she's already waning? Trust the judgment of others, something must be wrong with her.

>>150051199
Those people may have shit taste. Or she may've declined each offer she'd gotten back then - and now she's regretting that.

>>150050780
Putting in the microwave to heat them up so they're a bit fresher.

>implying she's hot
If she was, she wouldn't be lonely.

>>150050780
Why is this old lady crying?

>>150051436
That's not how 2D works.

>>150050780
Actually?
For me a Christmas cake is for loving tenderly and give her the strength to believe in herself again and having kids and turn her into a happy personal anal slut and breeding sow.

>>150051473
Someone give me an answer to why this is old bitch crying in some office with a black dress in her hands.

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>>150051579
The bottom right shows the edge of a bed. That, combined with the glass door on the left of the picture, proves that this isn't an office. It's either a bedroom or a hotel room.

Why would a lonely, old woman be in a bedroom, hold what appears to be a night gown or lingerie, look at what appears to be an off-screen person and cry? Those are tears of joy, anon. A strapping, young gentleman has offered to not only take her virginity, but take responsibility too! Soon she will stop being a cake and start being a MILF.

>>150051579
No idea what's happened, but it seems like she was going to go on a date (dinner) with somebody, but that somebody turned away at the last minute. She'd spent all fucking day waiting, and the guy drops this fucking bomb out of nowhere.

>Fuck it, I'm leaving this shitty country. I heard Italy is nice...maybe I'll find a decent man there. I might become a teacher there, too - I'll be teaching the kids history; hopefully they won't make fun of my weird accent. Italian kids...wait for me!

>>150051633
She is clearly not looking at anything, which would imply that whatever plans or hopes of losing her virginity she had were crushed.

>>150050780
asking if they have a younger sister

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>>150050780
Loving tenderly and forcing them to wear cute cosplays

>>150051199
This.

>>150051398
>Or she may've declined each offer she'd gotten back then - and now she's regretting that.
So, basically 3DPD.

>>150050780
licking their icing, then filling with icing

>>150053052
>licking their icing, then filling with icing
That implies you're licking someone else's semen and then filling them up with your own.

armpit licking during mating press

>>150053080
good point
>licking her piped flower, then filling with icing

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>>150052413
Both ways to make them feel young again.

>>150050780

Lonely office cakes are for me.

>>150050780
KFC costumer on christmast.

>>150053591
That's one of many nip customs I'll never understand.